how does one get in on this hmo shit or has the ship sailed
Literally no one with an ounce of work ethic in this country struggles to house themselves or buy food
i am losing it politically
*when you break his toy dino*
Lots of homeless hanging out around the shut-down farmfoods
So where we all meeting up next week when the chan gets banned?
>>212068782Monty Pyke. 7pm. Every Saturday.
still can't get over how fat jesse plemons got in between breaking bad and el camino
the monky pyke gimmick doesn't work anymore ever since the bronies utterly did us and sent us flying
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Doing a bit of subtle editing on wikipedia. Nothing extreme, and nothing factually incorrect, but just enough to shift the tone of the article to something a little more... rorkish...
no i shall not post the latest from the Israel Iran scrap. Not my job
>>212068830Fares is here. Get the spirit out of my body.
>>212068811still gets to put it in milfy kirsten dunst
A minute ago you were 25. Then you went ahead getting the life you want. One day you looked back from 25 to now and there it is, the doorway, black, waiting.
>>212068716wtff he wears this? is he trans
get off vent or ill have you bent
>>212068879actually i was 24 then got addicted to drugs and ruined 5 years so far
I often put subtle hoaxes on Wikipedia
Minor, believable stuff
Then I'll check back later when some lazy journalist has copied it and then I add that article in as a citation
My crowning achievement was when Ian Hislop mentioned my claim he collected antique cutlery on HIGNFY when talking about Wikipedia
>>212068811I think it went to prove how vital it is for actors to actually get into shape for their roles. The movie was pretty good, I recall, but it was just so jarring how fat he was. We always hear actors bitching about getting paid millions not to eat cake for a few months, but Jesse Plemons fat face pretty much torpedoed an otherwise great movie.
i started leaning advanced english vocabs for C1-ish exam in japan (eiken grade1), but they're too difficult to memorise... do you guys native english speakers use those words in daily convos? i only knew cringe lol
all my younger cousins growing up getting careers, moving out etc meanwhile im the neet. Donโt ever be fooled by people on here who act like being a neet is fun itโs fuckinh awful
>>212068844>Trump said the fuck word>Benny Nettyyahoo called him and said he bombed a radar site>Trump then said "oh yeah mint lad, well done for winning this little war!"Now waiting for new reports of strikes which will no doubt come
giving an ill man cold toast is inhumane
>>212068926based if true
have a clip?
>>212068952yeah they're pretty common
>>212068952mustering cringe at this post
>>212068970deserves a steel toecap up his arse to shift him out of that hospital bed he's squatting
>>212068811never did watch that film
>>212068970SeasideMARK thriving, Timmy dying. I know my goat
>>212068775see one near the co-op with two dogs
>>212068952Yes all very standard words
Might go Timmy mode and get me one of those asian gfs
>>212069036he's got a head like a fucking pumpkin and yellow skin from the drink
>>212069076you're Timmy's crush. get your little bussy out
>>212069071God I hate women
Going to take a shower and then get serious about making a plan to get my life on track, itโs happening today
>>212069071oh nonono hindlegcels
Rorke's mum eating a magnum without using her teeth
>>212069020rude. walk a mile in his shoes why dontcha, ableist runt.
sucking myself off, someone has to do it
>>212069172there's fuck all wrong with him, apart from being a pathetic excuse for a man
>>212069186is it gay or advanced wanking?
>>212068990>>212069048thanks. actually i was not sure if i should take the exam since i've seen many people saying eiken grade1 is too much for non-natives and it's only for english-learning nerds. but if it's common words i'll try my best.
>>212069195he's a literal schizo
>>212069102face reveal time! this is the only pic of me on my phone and i lied when i said im cute. i'll understand if you hate me after this. IT'S OVER
>>212069215Theyโre common words but you can live a very normal life without using those words, a lot of people who are native donโt have a great vocabulary either
>>212069235more arousing than any of the naked booba whores that get posted here
mum found the asbestos stash its over
the everton window has moved
>>212069235need more of this hambeast
haven't watched gay porn in 5 days.
>>212069235spoiler that hog
>>212068952Those are fairly common words, youโll easily pick them up if you listen to more English or read more, just be sure to look up the definition and donโt always use a word from assuming by context, some native speakers do this a lot and use a word completely wrong
I'm 27 and working in Aldi. Should I kill myself?
My little sister has started watching Hasanabi streams, how the fuck do I fix her lads?
>>212069361fuck her in the arse
MY LIPS ARE CHAPPED >:(
IT'S CHAPPENING
it is... over *collapses and cries*
Listening to Roy Orbison now and liking his music, but the revelation that he's a nonce has turned me off of him a bit.
might get on the straight porn later, mix it up a bit
>>212069361unprotected incest creampie sex
>>212069393why is she laughing at him? disgusting cunt
>>212068689 (OP)The media reported on John Redcorn's VA's murder by claiming he was gay but it turned out his husband was actually his wife but FtM trans
Trump just said "fuck" on live TV. Not very professional for a head of state.
Every boy is becoming a Fascist or a Nazi.
Every girl is becoming a Communist or an Anarchist.
This ain't gonna end well...
>>212069425he is a fuck boy
>>212069425haiti is a shithole
>>212069425pretty based
but he's lost control of the situation.
>>212069425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBaVg3dwjrQ
pissing the night away pissing the night away
>>212069394what in the devil are you talking about?
he just had a clingfilm fetish
Why is that jap obsessed with us
donnie dump isn't very good at this leader of the free world business is he
>>212068952The answer to question 4 is splurge. To splurge means to spend money more freely than you otherwise would. So you might say "let's splurge on a holiday" (Americans would say vacation instead of holiday in this context because Americans are stupid).
>do you guys native english speakers use those words in daily convos? Splurge can be used, yes. I think most Brits would understand it. It's not the most common word though. But sometimes you might find yourself using it.
So what time does the /brit/ train leave for anons sister?
>>212069547Sleeping with "groupies" in the 1960s when he was 32, and marrying two different 16 year olds is pretty noncey behaviour.
>>212069425This was unironic grounds for impeachment and removal 100 years ago
>>212069418it's not really over, he's being silly
his pain is real and i relate to it, but it is not founded
Yes, let's splurge a little.
>>212069506Not necessarily, he has an opportunity to chastise Israel now
>>212069068best timmy culd do
Marx was actually kinda based
oh dear i seem to have drank myself into heart disease and liver failure. what a shame im sure i would have went on to do great things like post here in my smelly incel cave for 50 years before dying alone and not being found for weeks
>>212069603mother should never laugh at baby's pain
there is something bad inside of her
Let's be honest, it's only bad if they don't want it, and many of them DO
>>212069653babies are stupid, they should be laughed at
Sorry, bro. What is this?
>>212069638His dad had his number
leftypol doing things
rorke sitting in his smelly bedroom
>>212068952I'll give you more answers actually because I'm bored.
Question 2 should be "mustering". To muster courage means to build up your courage, or draw upon your resources of courage. To bring your courage into your actions. That kind of thing.
Question 3 should be "abducted". Abducting somebody is basically the same as kidnapping them.
Question 4 like I said before should be "splurge".
Question 5 should be "embroiled". To be embroiled in an argument, I think it means to be a bit trapped by an argument. To be stuck in an argument.
Question 6 should be "emancipated". Emancipated means freed. Slaves in the USA were given freedom when slavery was abolished. During the US Civil War, Lincoln issued an executive order called the "Emancipation Proclamation" which freed every slave in the US, including in the Confederate states which were fighting for independence from the US.
>>212069671you should be gone
>>212069711now THAT is kinose
>>212069697>whom do you serve?>"food"
>>212069720ktim ktim ktim!!!!!!!
>>212069739i'll laugh at the next baby i see, just to spite you
in my evil incel dungoien communing with demonic entities
>>212069653its not real pain. the baby can learn when something is serious or not by noticing his mother's reaction. if the mother reacts seriously to every tantrum, the child will grow up maladjusted.
>a friendly "Plane Wave"
holy fucking kek
Get the bible read.
Get to the gym.
>>212069711bet he gets neck pain from that
poop
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netflix coming with some high quality content
>>212069850Signed his post too kek
when the planes land and they pull up to the little jetties and they're stopped, are the planes sniffing the buildings
>>212069811you're not a mother or even a father so it wouldn't matter
silly idiot
>>212069850actual mousey post
>>212069862Unfortunately I'd have no idea what to do at the gym so
>>212069844that's not a tantrum you freak
and you have no idea what you're talking about
>>212069912you sound hurt, lol
>>212069927lift the weights
>>212069905Know I'm bent because all I could think about was how I wanted to see more of the apartment
>>212069941you sound like a boring troll
>>212069905Too young to be a milf
>>212069939i'm right actually
No more coomer stuff for me, thanks
>>212069956Which weights and how many times
What if some blokes are already using them all
>>212069959that's very bent
mad how good incest porn is
from now on every day will be shorter and shorter, thank god. damn the bastard sun
>>212069997i dont think someone as retarded as you should be leaving the house. remain a runt hidden away from society please
ah yes southern fried chicken strips, exactly what I want to eat when I'm in *checks notes* london england
>>212069927get on the bike machine and pedal
>>212070022i like a nice indian summer
>>212070027I accept your conession
>>212069972yea you're hurt lol
>>212070008deary me. Dont watch that stuff mate
>>212070052bodied that freak
>>212070092peng. drinking gin and seltzer atm
rorke at the school lunch table all by himself
>>212070029Didnโt know London, a city of almost 9 million, was meant to serve your wants as a tourist
>>212070130with lime I hope
>>212069997If you're worried about fitting into the gym and understanding how to negotiate around the riff raff, just go for a couple of weeks and do machines/cardio
>>212070145the chicken strips are there precisely to do that
>>212070139>i tabled a motion i knew would fail so that i could have something to whinge about on twitter and get some attentionwow great work rupes
>>212070139Rupert Lowe for PM
>>212070146Nah. Gin has enough flavor on its own ime.
gta 4 was better than gta 5
>Daughter of conspiracy theorist died from cancer after rejecting chemotherapy
>>212070244thats not funny
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good riddance to that dog
>>212070113notice how they're all running?
Seriously laughing imagining the ofcom report on this place
>>212070264no they're not
>>212070262Um... evil ukrainians?? That's not The Message!!
>>212070272Bet all the fedposts will have them confused as fuck
Seeing walls of meaningless babble mixed in with "Rape the disabled" or "Grind up the brown biomass for fuel"
>>212070262Are they supposed to have set him up with a tea set in an ivory bunker or what
>Boy, two, 'in a coma' after passenger throws him to the floor in airport lounge
>>212070311hope thats not gay porn
skype
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>>212070325Bet her feet smelled incredible by the end
might go on a pro palestine protest
>>212070376leftypol still not getting the message
Need some oily feet in my face like you wouldn't believe
wonder what moots up to these days
>>212070396What's the message
>>212070262personally i prefer the headline "russians gun down 20 year old british tourist and refuse to return the body"
>>212070376fascinating cranium on the left
>>212070376Which one sexted the gay men well enough to set up a date in a private location?
Mousenonce is currently obsessed with Pokemon go and is spending all his time playing, he walked nearly 17 miles the other day
>>212070413Gay sexting is very basic and caveman-like
They don't need much wooing
>>212070424love that rascal
>>212070424At least it gets him out of the house
hey britbros, racismlad here. just letting yoy all know I'm quitting rhe 'chans as it were. I've wasted the last decade of my life here and I shan't be wasting another. It's been fun but you gotta let me go. I' a peacock, you gotta let me fly. I won't be back
ciao niggerkikes
>>212070433you have a lot of growing up to do mate
you don't understand feet
>>212070404that his campaign to fill the country with people who dont share any of his values is actually a bad idea
>>212070476Why is this message not being delivered to leftypol
>>212070428Lad you get in most women's cunts by telling them you make 500,000 a year
>>212070463See you tomorrow mate
>>212070463im a neet for the next 7 months so i might quit too, just to not utterly waste this time hmmmmm
>>212070484They have to believe it
leftypol loudly proclaiming his human right to molest children
>>212070484Feel like you've never spoken to a single women in your life
>>212070461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ2DfYB3JQU
dont wind rorke up, its not fair
>>212070510wow that was a very very very unfunny video you just posted
>>212070476The only viable parties in your country that bring in migrants are lib af, even your viable leftist parties are anti-migrant
>>212070482the message doesnt penetrate sand it seems
>>212070517me winding up rorke
>you have a lot of growing up to do mate
>>212070545tf you on about you complete and utter mong
we are so fucking back ladies and gents
>>212070494I'll miss you most of all *gives you a smooch*
>>212070496I just signed back up to the gym. when I was going gym, between work and gym I had no time for this shithole. I'm gonna get in shape for the race war, gospeed lads
>>212070504I don't think they make women with cocks. I prefer people with cocks.
>>212070564What confused you?
thinkin bout that garlic and chips video again
>>212070591Thanks for proving my point very kind of you
>>212070597>le antisemitic scot idolcuh-riiiiiinge
>>212070598int bin doin stunts
rorke pooing out his bum
leftypol putting poo back in his bum
>>212070634boring gimmick jeff
they'll be coming down my road soon
kiev
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reckon you lot should just fucking marry rorke and leftypol at this point you go on about them that much
Pointed out the peng new lass at toil and my mate said bet she's into black lads. Not even joking and he's quite normie what the fuck is wrong with people
personally don't like this artificial intelligence malarky
>>212070726Timothy rattled
>>212070726Is she overweight?
>>212070726did she have braided pigtails or big hoop earrings? otherwise heโs hopelessly addicted to porn
We are getting the poos shited
>>212070699Scraymyr Scranlenskyy
>george galloway
>viable
braindead yankmong takes this afternoon is it
time to enjoy my daily humiliation ritual of sending 30 cvs on linkeding and getting not replies
>>212070768I searched. Fuck Lasse. Die cunt.
>>212070756No got a big bum though
>>212070765She's a bit chavvy and actually wears hoop earings yh
off to the shop, wish me luck
>>212070794he could be right but heโs a bit weird for saying it anyways
some large number of men are porn addicts nowadays
Ofcom, I got another one for ya
>>212070822
>Wildwood Devon, a conservation charity near Exeter, said European brown bears Mish and Lucy made their way to the food store after breaking free - and then consumed a "week's worth of honey".
do they really like honey? i thought that was just in cartoons
>>212070803>franceyou gonna get blacked by a bbc!!!
my favourite camgirl is on get innnnnn
>>212070835they covet the sweet things
>>212070835*covers butthole in honey and waits patiently*
this but itโs a steaming pile of poo in the second image
>>212070895Bloody love tits
>>212070895>tattoointo the trash she goes
*cheers as the black man's willy enters my favourite porn star*
>>212070895imagine having a 10/10 body and then spending money and pain to put some ugly squiggle on it
is there anything more low iq
>>212070807Go tell it on the mountain, over the hill and everywhere
Go tell it on the mountain, to let My felines go.
Who's that yonder dressed in red, let My felines go
Must be the children that Moses led, let My felines go
Who's that yonder dressed in red,
Must be the children that Moses led
Go tell it on the mountain, to let My felines go.