Thread 212068689

Pocket sand edition

how does one get in on this hmo shit or has the ship sailed

Literally no one with an ounce of work ethic in this country struggles to house themselves or buy food

i am losing it politically

*when you break his toy dino*

Lots of homeless hanging out around the shut-down farmfoods

So where we all meeting up next week when the chan gets banned?

>>212068782
Monty Pyke. 7pm. Every Saturday.

still can't get over how fat jesse plemons got in between breaking bad and el camino

the monky pyke gimmick doesn't work anymore ever since the bronies utterly did us and sent us flying

Doing a bit of subtle editing on wikipedia. Nothing extreme, and nothing factually incorrect, but just enough to shift the tone of the article to something a little more... rorkish...

no i shall not post the latest from the Israel Iran scrap. Not my job

>>212068715
idk

>>212068830
Fares is here. Get the spirit out of my body.

>>212068811
still gets to put it in milfy kirsten dunst

A minute ago you were 25. Then you went ahead getting the life you want. One day you looked back from 25 to now and there it is, the doorway, black, waiting.
>>212068716
wtff he wears this? is he trans

get off vent or ill have you bent

>>212068879
actually i was 24 then got addicted to drugs and ruined 5 years so far

I often put subtle hoaxes on Wikipedia
Minor, believable stuff
Then I'll check back later when some lazy journalist has copied it and then I add that article in as a citation
My crowning achievement was when Ian Hislop mentioned my claim he collected antique cutlery on HIGNFY when talking about Wikipedia

>>212068811
I think it went to prove how vital it is for actors to actually get into shape for their roles. The movie was pretty good, I recall, but it was just so jarring how fat he was. We always hear actors bitching about getting paid millions not to eat cake for a few months, but Jesse Plemons fat face pretty much torpedoed an otherwise great movie.

i started leaning advanced english vocabs for C1-ish exam in japan (eiken grade1), but they're too difficult to memorise... do you guys native english speakers use those words in daily convos? i only knew cringe lol

all my younger cousins growing up getting careers, moving out etc meanwhile im the neet. Don’t ever be fooled by people on here who act like being a neet is fun it’s fuckinh awful

>>212068844
>Trump said the fuck word
>Benny Nettyyahoo called him and said he bombed a radar site
>Trump then said "oh yeah mint lad, well done for winning this little war!"
Now waiting for new reports of strikes which will no doubt come

giving an ill man cold toast is inhumane

>>212068926
based if true
have a clip?

>>212068952
yeah they're pretty common

penis

>>212068952
mustering cringe at this post

>>212068970
deserves a steel toecap up his arse to shift him out of that hospital bed he's squatting

what the helly

>>212068811
never did watch that film

>>212068970
SeasideMARK thriving, Timmy dying. I know my goat

>>212068775
see one near the co-op with two dogs

>>212068952
Yes all very standard words

Catch me if you can.

Might go Timmy mode and get me one of those asian gfs

>>212069036
he's got a head like a fucking pumpkin and yellow skin from the drink

watch this

am i timmy

pork wrap for lunch

>>212069076
you're Timmy's crush. get your little bussy out

>>212069071
God I hate women

>>212069089
corr

Going to take a shower and then get serious about making a plan to get my life on track, it’s happening today

i am a victim of rape

>>212069071
oh nonono hindlegcels

Rorke's mum eating a magnum without using her teeth

>>212069115
bragley walsh

>>212069020
rude. walk a mile in his shoes why dontcha, ableist runt.

sucking myself off, someone has to do it

>>212069172
there's fuck all wrong with him, apart from being a pathetic excuse for a man

>>212069186
is it gay or advanced wanking?

>>212068990
>>212069048
thanks. actually i was not sure if i should take the exam since i've seen many people saying eiken grade1 is too much for non-natives and it's only for english-learning nerds. but if it's common words i'll try my best.

>>212069195
he's a literal schizo

>>212069102
face reveal time! this is the only pic of me on my phone and i lied when i said im cute. i'll understand if you hate me after this. IT'S OVER

>>212069215
They’re common words but you can live a very normal life without using those words, a lot of people who are native don’t have a great vocabulary either

>>212069235
more arousing than any of the naked booba whores that get posted here

yogurt wank soon

mum found the asbestos stash its over

the everton window has moved

>>212069235
need more of this hambeast

haven't watched gay porn in 5 days.

>>212069235
spoiler that hog

>>212068952
Those are fairly common words, you’ll easily pick them up if you listen to more English or read more, just be sure to look up the definition and don’t always use a word from assuming by context, some native speakers do this a lot and use a word completely wrong

need a plapsow to shag

I'm 27 and working in Aldi. Should I kill myself?

My little sister has started watching Hasanabi streams, how the fuck do I fix her lads?

>>212069361
fuck her in the arse

MY LIPS ARE CHAPPED >:(
IT'S CHAPPENING

it is... over *collapses and cries*

Listening to Roy Orbison now and liking his music, but the revelation that he's a nonce has turned me off of him a bit.

might get on the straight porn later, mix it up a bit

>>212069361
unprotected incest creampie sex

>>212069393
why is she laughing at him? disgusting cunt

>>212068689 (OP)
The media reported on John Redcorn's VA's murder by claiming he was gay but it turned out his husband was actually his wife but FtM trans

Trump just said "fuck" on live TV. Not very professional for a head of state.

Every boy is becoming a Fascist or a Nazi.
Every girl is becoming a Communist or an Anarchist.
This ain't gonna end well...

>>212069425
he is a fuck boy

>>212069425
haiti is a shithole

>>212069425
pretty based
but he's lost control of the situation.

>>212069425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBaVg3dwjrQ

pissing the night away pissing the night away

>>212069425
Evil bastard

>>212069394
what in the devil are you talking about?
he just had a clingfilm fetish

Why is that jap obsessed with us

donnie dump isn't very good at this leader of the free world business is he

>>212068952
The answer to question 4 is splurge. To splurge means to spend money more freely than you otherwise would. So you might say "let's splurge on a holiday" (Americans would say vacation instead of holiday in this context because Americans are stupid).

>do you guys native english speakers use those words in daily convos?
Splurge can be used, yes. I think most Brits would understand it. It's not the most common word though. But sometimes you might find yourself using it.

So what time does the /brit/ train leave for anons sister?

>>212069547
Sleeping with "groupies" in the 1960s when he was 32, and marrying two different 16 year olds is pretty noncey behaviour.

>>212069425
This was unironic grounds for impeachment and removal 100 years ago

>>212069418
it's not really over, he's being silly
his pain is real and i relate to it, but it is not founded

Yes, let's splurge a little.

>>212069506
Not necessarily, he has an opportunity to chastise Israel now

>>212069068
best timmy culd do

>>212069587
foy

Marx was actually kinda based

oh dear i seem to have drank myself into heart disease and liver failure. what a shame im sure i would have went on to do great things like post here in my smelly incel cave for 50 years before dying alone and not being found for weeks

>>212069603
mother should never laugh at baby's pain
there is something bad inside of her

Let's be honest, it's only bad if they don't want it, and many of them DO

>>212069653
babies are stupid, they should be laughed at

Sorry, bro. What is this?

>>212069638
His dad had his number

leftypol doing things
rorke sitting in his smelly bedroom

>>212068952
I'll give you more answers actually because I'm bored.

Question 2 should be "mustering". To muster courage means to build up your courage, or draw upon your resources of courage. To bring your courage into your actions. That kind of thing.

Question 3 should be "abducted". Abducting somebody is basically the same as kidnapping them.

Question 4 like I said before should be "splurge".

Question 5 should be "embroiled". To be embroiled in an argument, I think it means to be a bit trapped by an argument. To be stuck in an argument.

Question 6 should be "emancipated". Emancipated means freed. Slaves in the USA were given freedom when slavery was abolished. During the US Civil War, Lincoln issued an executive order called the "Emancipation Proclamation" which freed every slave in the US, including in the Confederate states which were fighting for independence from the US.

>>212069671
you should be gone

>>212069711
now THAT is kinose

True true.

>>212069697
>whom do you serve?
>"food"

>>212069720
ktim ktim ktim!!!!!!!

*enters the thread*

>>212069739
i'll laugh at the next baby i see, just to spite you

in my evil incel dungoien communing with demonic entities

neet hours are the best

>>212069814
ktim

You need to find Jesus.

>>212069653
its not real pain. the baby can learn when something is serious or not by noticing his mother's reaction. if the mother reacts seriously to every tantrum, the child will grow up maladjusted.

>a friendly "Plane Wave"
holy fucking kek

Get the bible read.
Get to the gym.

>>212069711
bet he gets neck pain from that

>>212069587
Based Orbson

netflix coming with some high quality content

>>212069850
Signed his post too kek

when the planes land and they pull up to the little jetties and they're stopped, are the planes sniffing the buildings

rorke's mum

>>212069811
you're not a mother or even a father so it wouldn't matter
silly idiot

>>212069850
actual mousey post

>>212069862
Unfortunately I'd have no idea what to do at the gym so

>>212069844
that's not a tantrum you freak
and you have no idea what you're talking about

>>212069927
That's okay.

>>212069912
you sound hurt, lol

>>212069927
lift the weights

>>212069905
Know I'm bent because all I could think about was how I wanted to see more of the apartment

>>212069941
you sound like a boring troll

>>212069905
Too young to be a milf

>>212069905
corrrr

>>212069905
corrrrrrr

>>212069905
UMM

>>212069939
i'm right actually

No more coomer stuff for me, thanks

>>212069905
CORR SPAFF

>>212069956
Which weights and how many times
What if some blokes are already using them all

>>212069959
that's very bent

mad how good incest porn is

from now on every day will be shorter and shorter, thank god. damn the bastard sun

>>212069997
i dont think someone as retarded as you should be leaving the house. remain a runt hidden away from society please

ah yes southern fried chicken strips, exactly what I want to eat when I'm in *checks notes* london england

>>212069927
get on the bike machine and pedal

any kemi badenoch man in

>>212070022
i like a nice indian summer

>>212070027
I accept your conession

>>212070022
very sinister

>>212070042
kemi fell off

>>212069972
yea you're hurt lol

:-)

>>212070008
deary me. Dont watch that stuff mate

>>212070052
bodied that freak

>>212070092
peng. drinking gin and seltzer atm

rorke at the school lunch table all by himself

>>212070029
Didn’t know London, a city of almost 9 million, was meant to serve your wants as a tourist

>>212070130
with lime I hope

>>212070120
why not

>>212069997
If you're worried about fitting into the gym and understanding how to negotiate around the riff raff, just go for a couple of weeks and do machines/cardio

>>212070145
the chicken strips are there precisely to do that

>>212070139
>i tabled a motion i knew would fail so that i could have something to whinge about on twitter and get some attention
wow great work rupes

>>212070139
Rupert Lowe for PM

>>212070146
Nah. Gin has enough flavor on its own ime.

gta 4 was better than gta 5

>>212070184
You sure

>>212070244
thats not funny

good riddance to that dog

>>212070113
notice how they're all running?

Seriously laughing imagining the ofcom report on this place

whelp, got aids
AGAIN

>>212070264
no they're not

>>212070262
Um... evil ukrainians?? That's not The Message!!

Our response?

>>212070272
Bet all the fedposts will have them confused as fuck
Seeing walls of meaningless babble mixed in with "Rape the disabled" or "Grind up the brown biomass for fuel"

>>212070262
Are they supposed to have set him up with a tea set in an ivory bunker or what

>>212070311
hope thats not gay porn

>>212070353
Naw mate.

>>212070325
Bet her feet smelled incredible by the end

might go on a pro palestine protest

>>212070376
leftypol still not getting the message

Need some oily feet in my face like you wouldn't believe

wonder what moots up to these days

>>212070396
What's the message

>>212070262
personally i prefer the headline "russians gun down 20 year old british tourist and refuse to return the body"

>>212070376
fascinating cranium on the left

>>212070376
Which one sexted the gay men well enough to set up a date in a private location?

Might buy a steamdeck

Mousenonce is currently obsessed with Pokemon go and is spending all his time playing, he walked nearly 17 miles the other day

>>212070413
Gay sexting is very basic and caveman-like
They don't need much wooing

>>212070418
am bottom

>>212070424
love that rascal

>>212070424
At least it gets him out of the house

>>212070428
es homo?

>>212070433
noooo

might move to arkansas

hey britbros, racismlad here. just letting yoy all know I'm quitting rhe 'chans as it were. I've wasted the last decade of my life here and I shan't be wasting another. It's been fun but you gotta let me go. I' a peacock, you gotta let me fly. I won't be back
ciao niggerkikes

might get my knob out

>>212070433
you have a lot of growing up to do mate

you don't understand feet

>>212070404
that his campaign to fill the country with people who dont share any of his values is actually a bad idea

>>212070476
Why is this message not being delivered to leftypol

>>212070428
Lad you get in most women's cunts by telling them you make 500,000 a year

>>212070463
See you tomorrow mate

>>212070463
im a neet for the next 7 months so i might quit too, just to not utterly waste this time hmmmmm

>>212070484
They have to believe it

leftypol loudly proclaiming his human right to molest children

>>212070484
Feel like you've never spoken to a single women in your life

>>212070461

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ2DfYB3JQU

dont wind rorke up, its not fair

>>212070510
wow that was a very very very unfunny video you just posted

>>212070476
The only viable parties in your country that bring in migrants are lib af, even your viable leftist parties are anti-migrant

>>212070510
lmao classic

>>212070482
the message doesnt penetrate sand it seems

>>212070517
me winding up rorke

>>212070545
tf you on about you complete and utter mong

>>212070557
scream

we are so fucking back ladies and gents

>>212070494
I'll miss you most of all *gives you a smooch*
>>212070496
I just signed back up to the gym. when I was going gym, between work and gym I had no time for this shithole. I'm gonna get in shape for the race war, gospeed lads

>>212070504
I don't think they make women with cocks. I prefer people with cocks.

>>212070564
What confused you?

thinkin bout that garlic and chips video again

>>212070558
grow up

>>212070604
cry more

>>212070591
Thanks for proving my point very kind of you

sir rorke winder

>>212070597
>le antisemitic scot idol
cuh-riiiiiinge

>>212070598
int bin doin stunts

rorke pooing out his bum
leftypol putting poo back in his bum

>>212070629
Fuck me

>>212070634
boring gimmick jeff

kievbros…

they'll be coming down my road soon

>>212070675
yeh?

reckon you lot should just fucking marry rorke and leftypol at this point you go on about them that much

sucking a chicken kyiv

Pointed out the peng new lass at toil and my mate said bet she's into black lads. Not even joking and he's quite normie what the fuck is wrong with people

personally don't like this artificial intelligence malarky

>>212070726
Timothy rattled

>>212070726
Is she overweight?

>>212070726
did she have braided pigtails or big hoop earrings? otherwise he’s hopelessly addicted to porn

We are getting the poos shited

>>212070699
Scraymyr Scranlenskyy

>george galloway
>viable
braindead yankmong takes this afternoon is it

time to enjoy my daily humiliation ritual of sending 30 cvs on linkeding and getting not replies

>>212070768
I searched. Fuck Lasse. Die cunt.

>>212070749
lmfao

>>212070756
No got a big bum though
>>212070765
She's a bit chavvy and actually wears hoop earings yh

off to the shop, wish me luck

>>212070803
hope you die

>>212070794
he could be right but he’s a bit weird for saying it anyways
some large number of men are porn addicts nowadays

george gallstone

Ofcom, I got another one for ya >>212070822

>Wildwood Devon, a conservation charity near Exeter, said European brown bears Mish and Lucy made their way to the food store after breaking free - and then consumed a "week's worth of honey".
do they really like honey? i thought that was just in cartoons

>>212070803
>france
you gonna get blacked by a bbc!!!

my favourite camgirl is on get innnnnn

Ofcum

>>212070860
mine retired

>>212070860
Repent

>>212070835
they covet the sweet things

TURN AROUND AND DIE

>>212070835
*covers butthole in honey and waits patiently*

this but it’s a steaming pile of poo in the second image

>>212070895
Bloody love tits

>>212070895
stupid slag

>>212070907
alri birder

>>212070895
>tattoo
into the trash she goes

tits!

*cheers as the black man's willy enters my favourite porn star*

>>212070895
imagine having a 10/10 body and then spending money and pain to put some ugly squiggle on it
is there anything more low iq

new poo
>>212070928
>>212070928
>>212070928

Fucking weird?

Knot on its own.

>>212070807
Go tell it on the mountain, over the hill and everywhere
Go tell it on the mountain, to let My felines go.

Who's that yonder dressed in red, let My felines go
Must be the children that Moses led, let My felines go
Who's that yonder dressed in red,
Must be the children that Moses led
Go tell it on the mountain, to let My felines go.