I love Israel and Jewish people.
>that tit to waist ratio
Only possible for a jewess
Shant be posting in this edition out of principle.
FREE PALESTINE!
Wow lovely huge boobs I will now compromise all of my morals and support a settler-colonial genocidal cracKKKer ethnostate
/brit/ quick what is the area of a cuboid with X height and Y length??
mental how there could be fanny havers posting in /brit/
dunno what to do with my shit life
>>212073160i stand with you and shall boycott this one
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750778795988277.webm
>>212073190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgSJyw8nNhs
get on it lad cmon yes lad it tuesday lad cmon
>>212073116I'm a Christian and I'm not a "creationist" in the sense that I deny evolution. There's no reason to believe Genesis is a literal account of creation.
My boobs are making my back hurt today
Mental how Victorian fantasists made this entire skeleton up from just a few random fossils and everbody just believes it without question.
just a couple of lads who never read the bible in their lives
The more you ignore me the closer I get
>>212073214ahh yeh bro god didnt create the world
there is no original sin cos there were no adam and eve
no abrahamic covenant
no jews in egypt
good one mate sure you are a "christian" bet you dont even believe in god
vile liberal
Mental how there's people who are unironically, fully believing Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Scientologists, Falun Gong, Hare Krishnas, etc
>>212073230I don't read fiction
>>212073243this but for atheists too
>>212073243gotta believe in --something--
life is pretty grim when devoid of faith
or so im told
>>212073243They fully and truly believe that a book is the 'word of God' because it just is, ok
>>212073275I believe in science.
>>212073243No different than any other hoodoo abrahamic religion
>>212073241Bizarre set of strawmen but go off I guess. Are you a biblical literalist?
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KREEEESHNA KREEEESHNA
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>>212073297>says the guy trying to strawman christanitylol lmao even
>>212073246In the beginning was the Trvthnvke, and the Trvthnvke was with God, and the Trvthnvke was God.
wonder who the smartest /brit/ poster is
probably me
Unqualified atheists believing everything scientists tell them is no different to religious laypeople believing everything the priest tells them.
very arrogant of any follower of an organised religion to claim their view is the truth. agnostics are the real yhinkers
i'm starving bros
i already lost 33lbs, 17 more to go to reach ideal weight
>>212073275I believe in humanity because im not a misanthropic shutin freak like 90% of humanity anymore
>>212073142Ah right it's Diego, the moron who seethes about facts
>>212073332fence sitters are cowards
>>212073311How is believing the bible is a mix of true accounts and metaphors strawmanning Christianity?
>>212073324Strawmanning. Burden of proof is on you to confirm your beliefs, not me.
>>212073358how do you determine what is true and what is metaphor?
>>212073324it is a bit different though because scientists usually have proof
>>212073243and they are living full lives, breeding, and passing on their beliefs
you are doing none of the above
>>212073358you literally just said christians arent/shouildnt be creationists and that genesis should not be taken as literal - whatever the fuck that is meant to mean
supposedly it doesnt entail any of the things i said as supposedly they are now "strawmen"
liberal "christains" like you are even worse thna atheists are least they're honest
Diego be like
>yes a magical invisible wizard created the universe because... he just DID okay?
>>212073374>>212073390You are unqualified to confirm the validity of the proof they present, so you believe they are correct as a matter of faith, no different to any religious believer.
Listening to old Sky Digital menu music from 2005 and twerking my big bollocks around
Brick be like
>yes a magical invisible nothingness created the universe because... it just DID okay?
very grim how sometimes i just get in a 'cide mood
If God were real and if he were good, he'd have no reason to hide himself from humans and leave us suffering in the dark.
>>212073423So are you to make this statement by your logic. I win.
>>212073460https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sD9NCtSJR0
>>212073348Her head looks disproportionately big compared to the body
>>212073472just as well he hasnt done that then
lol lmao even j
I need whore Jewbs in my mouth rn.
There probably isn't a God I reckon
>>212073332Hebrew + Amharic makes the best music. This song explains the truth. My family was Christian before yours anyway so listen up
https://youtu.be/kmW2yAYhMmM?si=jFLP-Jp51qDsonZr
>>212073380It's just what I believe and what I have faith in. The Bible is a library of different texts all put together, some factual, some parables, some things that history cannot know is true or not and some things that cannot be true as literally written in the bible (Noah's Ark). Nowhere are we called upon to believe every word written in the bible is meant as literal fact, that's Islamic shit lol
>>212073459>>yes a magical invisible nothingness created the universe because... it just DID okay?Actually the truth is that we don't know what (if anything) created the universe. Anybody who claims to know (such as religious people) is lying.
>>212073473>I agree with you therefore I win.OK great.
>>212073472Blessed are those who have not seen yet have believed.
Do some acid or DMT and you'll realise everything is interconnected, everything is constantly changing, there is no other, there is no beginning or end, and that this world has layers much deeper than we can touch.
>>212073517but you know it could be a
>magical invisible nothingness created the universe because... it just DID okay?lol lmao even
>>212073527Another mischaracterisation. Well done my friend :)
>>212073512>It's just what I believe and what I have faith inwell thats a really stupid system to shape your entire worldview and morality system around
>>212073528>Believe what I tell you without any evidence or proof >Why? Because it will mean you are *le blessed*Honestly how fucking retarded does anyone have to be to fall for this bullshit
>>212073557liberal "christians" like him are the absolute worst
even more incoherent than atheists
>>212073512thankfully Church fathers take care off all that while we can play world of warcraft
>>212073406You assumed my beliefs about other parts of the bible because I don't believe the account of creation in genesis is necessarily a literal account of what actually happened.
Religion is a mental disease that needs to be eradicated.
>>212073606lmao have you even read the bible
everything i mentioned is in genesis you cretin
>>212073609this but for atheism
Transgenderism is a religion.
Get the fucking slags posted
wow my monkey brain is really going to ignore the wanton murder of little babies and the degradation of western democracy needed to support it because of big boobies
nice one JIDF
>>212073627you worship tranny cock then?
>>212073557I shape my worldview and morality system around the teachings of Christ mate
>>212073623I'm specifically referring to the account of creation in genesis. not believing that to be a literal account doesn't mean I deny other parts of the bible aren't literal
BREAKING: Over 100 people were stabbed by syringes in coordinated attack at French Music Festival
>>212073537As I said, we don't know. Only morons like yourself claim to know what is actually not known.
>>212073641me in the mirror on the phone to my mum asking if she can pick me up cos im scared
>>212073684you are the one saying god didn't create the world...
>>212073691so you say it's possible that
>magical invisible nothingness created the universe because... it just DID okay?lol lmao even
atheists are so irrational
Thank Marx we have the immortal science of dialectical materialism to guide us away from the repressive "demons" of fantasy and superstition such as Christianity and Islam.
>Tragedy as Brazilian dancer, 26, who plunged 1,000ft down Indonesian volcano is found dead after frantic four-day rescue bid
>>212073725marx is hegel if he was retarded
>>212073725This but unironically
>>212073753Hegel was an idealist who had everything upside-down
>>212073723God created the world but I don't believe the exact process of creation described in genesis is literally how he did it. Just like I don't believe there was a global flood that wiped out the vast majority of humanity. or that there is a firmament or other things in the bible that are clearly not literally true.
know nothing about religion or philosophy me
>>212073753Explain why in detail
>>212073783>God created the worldProof?
>>212073783how are any of those things not true lol
wtf u even mean by exact process of creation
>>212073796alri brick
Shitting on the bog right now
Had diarrheaast night and now I'm constipated
want another radish sandwich but dinner is only an hour away
god's name is yahweh but we're not allowed to call him that for some reason
In multicultural London English (MLE), peer is sometimes pronounced as pear.
I just overheard a wigger white boy saying "this is pear pressure"
>>212073796Neither does anyone arguing here right now
why did patrons of Bonnie Blue's pub absolutely refuse to drink apple based alcohol beverages at the establishment?
they heard there was semen in cider
>>212073855Also his wife was Asherah, and Yahweh replaced the earlier god named El, and was a rival of another god called Baal...
The Jewish pantheon was quite extensive originally.
>>212073723I accept your moronic concession.
>>212073896most literate atheist
>>212073816I have no proof, it's called faith
>>212073822logically impossible for an elderly man to collect two of every animal species and keep them on a boat. no geological evidence of any flood.
Whenever I hear someone believes in a religion I automatically consider them to be mentally retarded and potentially dangerous and handle them accordingly
ceasefire holding now after trump got mad and said 'fuck' lol
under new laws passed by sir kier starmer if a man is still a virgin at the age of 21 he will be forced to become trans, this is the safest way to reduce incel violence
>>212073931>logically impossible for an elderly man to collect two of every animal species and keep them on a boat.why
>no geological evidence of any floodproof?
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CadBU_gio0c
>>212073909You think humans know something that no human knows - hence you are a moron
saostice has passed and the days are getting shorter. thank fuck
>>212073950this but for atheism
>>212073931Faith without evidence is a sign you'll believe anything if presented to you in the right manner, while are impressionable (ie as a child)
It is a sign that you're retarded, unfit to be called a human, a fool. And unfortunately it means you're like 90% of the rest of this species.
>>212073931what about that part where noah got drunk and got his knob out? did that happen?
iran might chill out for a bit until they get nukes and once they have them they'll start some aggressive wars and people will still blame the west and US for it
>>212073753if he were*
hypothetical, subjunctive mood
Just seen a old man drive the wrong way round a roundabout
>>212073988irish niggas be like my names saostice
Ciambotta and cheesy polenta for din dins
>>212074022lol no
they will get regime change in the near to distant future just like all the other middle eastern countries that get their nuclear program sabotaged
Yahweh is a black woman who eats poo and hates all white people apart from trannies
Proof? It's my faith and you have to respect it
>>212073981you think the logically impossible can happen because you're an irrational person like all atheists
christfreaks talking about rationality and logic while they believe some cunt got swallowed by a giant fish and was in there for 3 days and got spat out and that a bush can talk lmfao
if you believe that primitive shit you could be convinced of anything
>>212074042get them off the roads
macc
md5: c888179f869972875fde9c529e580e26
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still at it are we? for hundreds and hundreds of posts?
embarrassing to be unironically discussing religion and faith in an online anonymous forum
Keisha patting and scratching her wig
Irish Timmy sensing his opportunity to make a cold approach
>>212074042wrong way down the round a bout
Religionists shouldn't be allowed out in public, if they're that stupid, then they're a risk to public safety
>>212074083this but for that the world formed out of a nothingness that suddenly decided to do a somethingness
TRAs: โTransโ women (men) ARE women and no-one can tell the difference you bigot
Also TRAs: You (a woman) look like a โtransโ woman (man). HA HA I am insulting you. HA HA. I am very smart
>>212074024Marx and Hegel are dead. Past tense works too, no?
>>212073959>whysize of the ark as described in the bible would be far too small to contain tens of millions of animals, not to mention the food and water for them, for over a year
all animal species magically went back to their original habitats from mt ararat?!?!? lol
all species alive today came from just two individuals? would result in massive inbreeding and birth defects
>prove the lack of existence of somethingummm??? lol
>>212074119i dont claim to know what happened back then but you actually believe all that fantasy shit happened lolol
>>212073972mad this cunt with worth 320 million dollars
>>212074113this for atheists
>>212074042Was he a yank?
>>212074086Itโs okay though he put his hand up to apologise :)
>>212074148but you know that the logically impossible could have happened
lol lmao
nice fantasy bro
>>212074143NTA but the hypothetical mood takes precedence over the past tense where both are applicable
skoy
md5: 8732144c188c8ce4f9d104c5ef9d319c
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhI_usB4nbw
>>212073997OK if you say so mate, I'll keep following Christ's example anyway
leftypol praying to Stephen Fry that Science illuminates rorke and saves his immortal star dust
had that nightmare again where someone on /brit/ calls me by my full government name
mumberg is making dindins
is ur mumberg making dindins?
>>212074192>Stephen Frymost moral paedophile
>>212074144>size of the ark as described in the bible would be far too small to contain tens of millions of animals, not to mention the food and water for them, for over a yearwho says there were tens of millions of animals back the - dont you liberal evolutions love the small becoming the many different things
>all species alive today came from just two individuals? would result in massive inbreeding and birth defectsyeah bro cos abiogenesis definitely happened at multiple different points simultaneously
lol lmao even
>ummm??? lolwhat's this the liberal "christian" desn't even know basic logical propositions like modus tollens... wow what an unexpected turn of events
>>212074210Iโm not a child so no
>>212074068And "the logically impossible" is just anything that offends your intuitions
Lol, lmao even
You're so dense it's unreal
So fucking glad I picked a pro Israel general as my home general
You guys are beats
hate shoes and socks me wish it was alri to walk everywhere barefoot
>>212074210yes but for herself cos I live alone in a smelly 1-bed flat
>>212074216he's right
no sense in dwelling on it
can't change the past
The latest le science theory big in the physics world that explains many unanswered questions is that our "universe" is simply the inside of a black hole in a much bigger universe.
It explains why the big bang happened (formation of the black hole), why background radiation is uneven (all the shire from the supernova or whatever caused the black hole), why are universe is expanding (growth of the black hole)
In fact it might be black holes all the way down, or else who knows how many layers of black holes we're nested within before you reach base reality?
>>212074180you have no clue what i believe
meanwhile you believe that some bloke split the entire ocean with magic powers and that a bush talked, and that god summoned bears cus someone got called bald and shiet lmao
>>212074228if you want to abandon all rationality and logic for your magical thinking that's your perjogative but i am not going down that insane path
>>212074242Jesus' shoe is called a sandal
>>212073895Funnily enough like almost all of it was just taken from Mesopotamian theology
>>212074258Can never prove that can we
All just pointless jibber-jabber about nothing concrete
i knew a christian girl at university and she was actually a bit of a slag, which i thought wasn't really allowed.
>>212074242sandals are just as good
never seen a fanny in the flesh me
reckon they absolutely reek but since ur horny you dont care
>>212074284jesus wasn't real
>>212074279say what you believe then you little coward
>>212074311>never seen a fanny in the flesh meyou never looked in a mirror?
>>212074297Evangelical Christians have a higher divorce rate than the average lol
Mad how much the gamecube controller mogs everything else
>>212074297Forbidden fruit is the sweetest, and shame amplifies it
same reason why /pol/tards are not-so-secretly addicted to interracial
>>212074325nothing really why would i form strong opinions about something so unknowable
meanwhile you believe all that stupid shit actually happened
>>212074349the z button is bad
prefer the original xbox controller personally
feels like something the military would use, triggers are bulletproof and it felt like a tank in your hands
>>212074283I accept your moronic concession.
>have a few greys on the sides of my hair
>gf has gone from calling me daddy to calling me unc
it's over
I could post some black holes but the janny would ban me
come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen black people interact with Indians and Arabs
>>212074376it literally is knowable you spastic
unless you think logic and coherency and so on are not actually true
>>212074392most literate atheist
>>212074395>calling me uncwish british zoomers would stop LARPing as californians
>when ww3 happens and I have to kill the Americans I play ff14 with
>>212074416lets not do your gay semantics stuff you know what i mean, and also lets not stray from the original argument which is that you believe all this primitive caveman shit actually happened which is hilarious
>>212074424know a girl that unironically says y'all
I told her to stop and she called me a weirdo for trying to please her speech
but I still insisted
>deegz blessing us with a visit on a random Tuesday
atheists speechless
>>212074218so to be possible given the dimensions of the ark it would mean there were very few species indeed which then blossomed into the millions of diverse species today..... so the creationist not only believes in evolution but turbo evolution on an incredible scale over an incredibly short amount of time (what was it 6k years ago you believe noah was knockinga bout doing all this) LOL
>modus tollensno don't know what that is sorry I just struggle to see how I can prove the lack of existence of evidence that there was a great flood that wiped out most of humanity
reckon space nerds need their necks wound in, they need to realise there's already life here on earth and there's no point in looking out to the stars
>>212074416>it literally is knowable you spasticyou saying you "know" how the universe was formed? thought it was all just about faith with you lot
Might pop on the espadrilles and take a stroll around the decking
>>212074438Why are there so many attractive women in Italy, but so few in England?
>>212074410>I don't think I've ever seen black people interact with Indians and Arabsthey claim to hate us but they fucking love us
quite literally couldn't live without us. they're obsessed
I saw fannies when I was a wee lad visiting a public bath with mum but I don't remember anything
>>212074453why would you ever have to fight against us
>>212074493it's a mystery
>>212074493don't worry about it haha
>>212074453>I play ff14how's the hrt going?
got gaslit today at toil
>known this femoid for 7 months now
>she asks why I don't have a gf
>told her it was because of my height
>she goes "omg you weirdo literally no girl in the world cares about that"
why must they lie like this
>>212074505We were once so pure and innocent how sin has corrupted us
diegos such a dishonest rat
Work is stressing me out lads.
I don't understand how people get these jobs where they do nothing all day.
Don't their workplaces have problems? Maybe it's because I work with retards but I've never once had a job where I could do nothing, there's always stuff going wrong or to be updated, fixed etc.
When I went on holiday to the Balkans as a kid the Russian kids would all swim in the sea or play on the beach naked up until about 12-14 yo
Saw and played with lots of you naked girls but then I was the same age so I didn't think anything of it
>>212074519Did I miss something?
Every important historical person before the invention of the camera was black
what branch you lads going in to when ww3 kicks off
me? royal navy
Legalise punching people in the head who stand still on pavements talking.
>>212074569not reading all that toil freak
>>212074556how tall are you x
>>212074556>>told her it was because of my heightvery unattractive thing to say to the womendem
>>212074458>reee logic is gay semantic stuffwhy would anyone take magical thinkers like you who think there is no logic or coherency to existence seriously?
>>212074485many people believe god is a basic truth but that isnt even the point
it is basic logic that nothingness cannot then become somethingness without something else acting on it. but even basic logic is too much for atheists
>>212074472>be possible given the dimensions of the ark it would mean there were very few species indeed which then blossomed into the millions of diverse species todayagain where is your evidence for your claims?
>but turbo evolution on an incredible scale over an incredibly short amount of time again where is your evidence
>no don't know what that is sorry I just struggle to see how I can prove the lack of existence of evidence that there was a great flood that wiped out most of humanityhowling yes it's obvious you dont have a clue about logic hence your illogical posturing and constant strawmanning. wild how you are so sure about what happened with noah and the flood yet you provide absolutely no evidence to back up your claims
funny when you liberal "christians" get hoisted by your own petard
go cry in your science bible
>>212074576>royal navyThat's still around?
>>212074210nah my da cooks
>>212074569depends on company size desu
I used to work for Shell and I swear I did absolutely nothing for 2 months straight
Now I'm working for a smallish company (1.5xx the salary than I was at Shell) and I can't go half a day without them noticing
>>212074556height is a meme because no one really can gauge it irl. unless you are literally a manlet
you can be 5'8 and people will think you're 5'10 irl, so if you put that on your tinder profile they will assume you are like 5'6 in person
it's very silly
>>212074603>go cry in your science biblemate you believe in the actual bible
>>212074453you on a NA data center then? hate the french that much do you?
>>212074573Can you run it?
Smartest /brit/poster: Catyank
Dumbest /brit/poster: Diego
>>212074600honeslty 5'10 but feel like a complete midge in London
average white male height post-1985 is easily 6'1
>>212074603thats besides the point
mad how simply telling you to argue the point and not play your little games is enough to rape you
>>212074621I'm 5'11 but I tell people I'm 5'9 to wind up all the lads who claim to be 6 foot but are my height or shorter
>>212074556ALWAYS the opposite of what they say
had a really nice shopping trip with my mum earlier
shame I'm a wastrel who's hungover and needs her to buy everything for me because I don't have a job
i'm 5'8" but exclusively wear shoes that make me 5'9"
>>212074645The smartest is actually 190 and the dumbest is brick (deegz is 2nd dumbest)
Where I'm posting from (both, it's quantum mate X)
>>212074679Did she give you a handjob for helping carry the shopping in?
>>212074655yea lol you are part of the problem
still funny
haha lads I'm a redditoholic
>>212074623er ok?
>>212074632hs?
>>212074654what's beside the point? argue what point
what are you even talking about lmao
all we've learnt is that you're a coward who has no views or even worse you're a full on retard who believes that a nothigness did a somethingness by itself
grim little coward
>>212074618Yeah it's a smallish company
Big companies are efficient and have clear structures so shit gets done, small companies usually have atrocious management.
Iโm inadequate in every possible way compared to my peers and will never make it in life
>>212074706Bet you're very rapeable
>>212074680your government doesnt and that's who will dictate who you fight against you moron
>>212074621I honestlly never though about height in my entire life before using dating apps and social media
It didn't bother me if a girl was 4'10 or 6'2, if she was good looking she was good looking, I never realized it was such a big deal to most people
>>212074515egypt was a black land
king tut was a black man
>>212074718the point is you think all that magic shit actually happened lol
youve been raped mate so feel free to stop replying
>>212074697no. our family is quite normal and healthy
Emma Watson being shown some of my filthier posts on /brit/.
Business idea: legalise rape, but only if it's a gay adult male raping a straight adult male
>>212074742No one dictates me
>>212074782lmao you literally think a nothingness did a somethingness by itself
mr. magic
>>212074793Oh my bad mate. Thought there might have been some sort of interesting conclusion to your boring fucking story
>>212074822Only if itโs a black man and a white woman
>>212074186feeling lil bit emotional~
>>212074603>again where is your evidence for your claims?logic given clearly fewer than MILLIONS of the species we have today could fit into a boat of the dimensions given for the ark
>again where is your evidenceit's what you're claiming lol, that there were fewer species on the ark and they then evolved into the millions of species there are today
how did noah manage predator and prey animals? climate control for animals that are from vastly different places temperature and weather wise? a polar bear surviving in the same climate as a lion for a year? they just left from mt ararat and the predators never killed the prey? LMAO
>>212074836i dont tho
meanwhile you believe a bush talked lol
>>212074684I made a mistake, there are actually two joint-dumbest posters: you and Diego
>>212074841blog on, don't care about what you think you boring bastard
>>212074836Done them for eternity
>>212074848>logic given clearly fewer than MILLIONS of the species we have today could fit into a boat of the dimensions given for the arkagain circular reasoning not only are you asking us to take your evaluation on faith but you cant even detail which animals were on the boat
>it's what you're claiming lol, that there were fewer species on the ark and they then evolved into the millions of species there are todayso what'#s your problem? you "liberals" love this shit
>how did noah manage predator and prey animals? climate control for animals that are from vastly different places temperature and weather wise? a polar bear surviving in the same climate as a lion for a year? they just left from mt ararat and the predators never killed the prey? LMAOreee nooo he's not allowed to seperate animals. noooo he definitely went up to the arctic circle and got polar bears, they were definitely there and he definitely went there, trust me bro it's definitely what the bible says happened!!
>>212074880you clearly do though or you'd deny it
mmhmm? yeah? showering arent they? making a big mess? all for timmy to clean up? x
>>212074915its ok Egyptboy
Drvmpfenreich pumping the shit out of my stocks
>>212074923so all you can do is make assumptions about my beliefs? yep im thinking #raped
>>212074971so all you can do is cowardly run away? yeah im thinking #done
off out to space, might bring a neutron star home with me
>>212074936corr is timmy going to lick it up? getting on his knees is he?