Thread 212075025

Bring back Pluto edition

>>212075025 (OP)
that that bloke that wrote the republic

argue about religion and philosophy in this thread if you’re a Timmy who wants bbc in his butt

>>212075065
yeah?

>>212075041
>>212075065
vomit

>>212075025 (OP)
why, it's really small and really far away from the sun

>>212075070
How can a planet write a book? Use your brain lad

>>212075025 (OP)
I live somewhere in this image aha

>>212075090
Your knobs really small, doesn't mean we should pretend it doesn't exist

>>212075085
Homosexual

>>212075090
sounds like my willard

>>212075041
>>212075065
Hot

>>212075070
no it's the fella from Popeye

hatred of batarians

>>212075090
It's bigger than Mars and Mercury in the image

3rd cock from the bum

I’m honestly black

i'm 35 and wondering how to age gracefully

>>212075160
That photo was taken with a fish eye lens

>>212075163
raised by a single mother, eh?

>>212075195
im 35 and got ided at the weekend for wine

Bonnie /brit/

>>212075195
Moisturize every day with a proper moisturizer

My scalp is covered in scabs
Im balding
My skin is fucked
My teeth are fucked

any of you lads live here be honest

>>212075195
Fast and pray

>>212075195
drink every night

½¾⅚⅞

>>212075223
lol no

>>212075041
>>212075065
finally some good posts out of this place for once

>>212075223
Got a friend lives near there

>>212075223
If you mean the whole image yes
If you mean the red circle no

>>212075223
Cardiff yh

>>212075266
>If you mean the whole image yes
loooooool

space isn't real btw it's all made up bollocks

>>212075255
do you live here mate let me know

Mums staying at her bfs tomorrow night so u know what that means spliff and dominos let’s fucking go baby

JUST SOLD MY WOG
TO WE BUY ANY WOG

>>212075307
lol no

>>212075319
Why’s he look as old as his mother?

>>212075307
>Brest
Omds

>>212075319
What was he expecting?

/brit/... /brit/ has fallen

>>212075338
his mum is 37 so had him as a teenager likely a single mother

>>212075319
why does he have a death's head on his beret?

>>212075363
You think they ever shagged?

>>212075343
they don't walk around with their tits out, just so you know

>>212075311
you going to think about your mum sucking cock and getting pumped while youre high

>>212075307
>Angers
rawr

awkward and nervous cat image

>>212075311
are you full nigger or mixed

>>212075311
I'll have her back in the morning safe and sound mate x

>>212075327
ah right *rapes you*

trying to convince a trading platform i have previous experience "investing"

>>212075319
Desperate to be a hero lol muppet

>>212075429
you can't find me :)

When Death Comes, It Will Have Your Eyes

Had a bad day so I will chain smoke and order a disgusting takeaway. That should make me feel better.

leftypol having a suspicious number of colonoscopies

currently on hold to the internet people I hope they let me spend my money with them :)

>>212075396
No mate that’s weird
>>212075419
White
>>212075428
No you won’t because you’re not her bf

>>212075208
Me

it's only smellz

>>212075485
why did you parents get divorced?

WHERE IS THE JANITOR???
WHY IS HE ALLOWING PORN????

>>212075501
They didn’t

Imagine having a kid and it dies at like 18, what a fucking waste of money that would be

>>212075551
least braindead atheist

>>212075527
Looks dogshit

>>212075527
get those rosebuds off me pizza

>>212075531
so you're a bastard child?

>>212075527
shite woke pizza give me a papa John's or a paki 'za over this any day

Anyone know this girl is? UK too but probably bullshit

>>212075551
yea that's what you would be seething at
the money

>>212075527
l' l' marlon brando a' on t

leafs on pizza is woke

>>212075568
I guess. idk what that means

Love when my bollocks constrict and get a little bit firm. Dont know how they do that

>>212075570
>funding pakis
>calling anybody else woke
lmao

>>212075454
*expands the circle to cover the whole of france*
youre finished sunshine

>>212075527

Mental how America perfected European cuisine. Just look at this gay shit

>>212075576
I hate the white english but I’d still save them if they’re drowning, she’s got a deep sickness in her

Diego unironically thinks he's smarter than atheists just because he believes in a magical invisible wizard, the existence of which has never ever been proven

>>212075576
you can tell it's a fake story by the frivolous details. liars need those to insert themselves in their imagined story.

>>212075576
nothing on reddit is real

>>212075685
He owns you

>>212075685
Diego unironically believes some bloke got two of every animal in the world and put them on a big boat

Brick unironically thinks he's smarter than theists just because he believes in a magical invisible nothingness, the somethingness of which has never ever been proven

love that the yank threatening people with being banned got banned himself

oh the irony

>>212075681
We can swim we don’t need your help

rorke eating a dr oetker pizza and offering cum tributes to his hitler poster

>sign into 4chan
>internet briefly goes off and on
>signed out of 4chan and have to do captchas
fml

>>212075518
Hand.

>>212075629
Cremaster muscle

>>212075649
*enjoys it*

>>212075753
she's nice but i prefer them a fair bit younger :)

>>212075747
Pride comes before the fall

>>212075576
My husband secretly named our son after a meme and I hate him for it

I have been with my husband since we were in college (a little over a decade altogether) and in that time I've never question his honesty/loyalty to me or our relationship. So when he insisted on naming our son "Alberto" after a man who saved him from drowning when he was a kid, I thought it a little strange but nonetheless went with it.

My last name (which he took) is Barbosa, owing to my Portugese heritage. I've since found out that "Alberto Barbosa" is a kind of "meme name" on the internet sites he frequents. I found out after discovering a folder called "Alberto Barbosa" on his work laptop, filled with what seemed like hundreds of pictures of an African man with a kind of Portuguese themed turban. Reverse image searching one of these bizare images is how I found out the name's true meaning.

Since this discovery, I feel increasingly paranoid that the only reason he ever took my name in the first place was because of this stupid meme. We only got married early last year, after/around the time this meme seems to have been created. Before this I had always assumed I would just take his name, until he said he wanted to take mine (an act I was actually touched by and found very sweet, ugh...)

This entire ordeal has me so mad. On the one hand it's just a name, but on the other he went behind my back to name our first born son over a stupid bloody internet meme. What's worse is that he refuses to have our son's name changed and insists it's just a coincidence, which is a load of bullshit considering the amount of images he had saved of this. He refuses to acknowledge this as a serious problem and I am so furious with him, but ultimately feel powerless given he provides for me and our newborn.

Sorry for rambling on a bit, I just needed to get this ridiculous and infuriating issue off my chest as I'm too ashamed to tell my friends and family of his actions.

>>212075644
this picture makes me smile

>>212075799
Who are you ethnically

>>212075753
Better not be 17 years 11 months old or i'll rot in prison

uh can we have uh.. how you say.. le gay sex with yo u are le ars'o s'il vous plait?

The names Porn. Gay Porn.

>>212075778
Cool.

>>212075527
that's an idiot pizza would not scran

nom

got the irrigation system set up for the polytunnel get in laaads

>>212075828
I’m solely descended from white english settlers owing to my insular mountain ancestry

got in trouble for googling gay porn dance on work vpn

>>212075041
>>212075065
timmy's last hope x

>>212075862
LOOOOL catberg you can’t have that the cheese will give you the shits

>>212075862
bergs are not allowed to eat pizza !!

>>212075849
sucks you off

>>212075738
l0l

its genuinely mad how americans ruin everything they touch because they have no sense of humour. robot wars being a good example.
i learned that games workshop makes all their money in america, because american pigs take it very seriously and play the game like its a competition

>>212075897
daaaamn cro timmy better let me have some LOL

>>212075935
death to america

>>212075980
and butter sauce!

>>212075964
>babloo

When I had no money in my account my internet bank didn't say or offer me shit
Now I got some money in my account I'm getting all these offers in the banking app and shit
shieeeeet I don't know shit about bonds and ISAs
I don't know what this shit means why does the bank care what account it's in anyway

>>212076017
SCREAMING

>>212075964
if i were born indian i was probbaly a disgusting human being in my past life

Ok. Haha.

>>212075208
does the asteroid belt keep the bigger planets from crashing into us

watching the streamfu react to videos

im attracted to men that look like women or femboys as theyre known

>>212075963
well now I'm sad and feel foolish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsKPL6CDaUQ
>you're my brother
>I know
breaks my heart erry time

>>212076020
If you buy their bonds and CDs they get to keep and use more of your money
If you put it in an ISA they get to keep and use more of your money

if Mr Bean were made today there would be an episode where Mr Bean goes to an albanian barbershop and they don't know how to cut hair due to it being a drug money laundering shop
hilarity ensues

Meaningless.

>>212075208
What is the real name of the Earth's moon? Like we call it the moon but what's it's actual name. Wait I googled it and it said Luna but also that it's not official

>>212076061
>>212076061
Explain how they 'look like women' without referring to sexist stereotypes.

Would you trade your parents for a billion?

Ok.

A father and his daughter Lily, survivors of the Iranian missile today.

>>212076109
make me you little cunt

>>212076125
not even for a quid and i hate my mother

>Bok choy (American English, Canadian English, and Australian English), pak choi (British English, South African English, and Caribbean English)

I've never seen people call it pak choi here who is lying

>>212076103
it’s name is capital m Moon

Look at this retarded cat

>>212076170
literally never seen it called bok choy here
it's shite whatever you call it though

>>212076125
Ok.

>>212076103
the moon
strictly speaking, other planets don't have "moons", they have satellites
like how other solar systems don't have "suns", they have stars - only our star is called the sun

>>212076109
fat cock haha

>>212076170
>I've never seen people call it pak choi here who is lying
It's called that in literally every supermarket here that sells it.

>>212076092
if you keep your money under your bed you will lose ~3% of it every year to the interest goblin

>>212076212
Ok.

I was dreaming of the past
And my heart was beating fast
I began to lose control
I began to lose controlllllllllllllllll

>>212076212
wtf is this real !?

omg trump.....le SWORE???

>>212076254
In amerikkka you HAVE to either invest in the market or CDs/bonds or have a HYSA to keep up with interest

>>212076254
inflation goblin fuck

>>212076051
>>212076095
>>212076126
>>212076268

thinking about it

very windy out there today
made for an exhilarating 3PM walkabouts thoughbeit my lads :)

>>212076335
get it drank

>>212076303
Haha.

Any slimline shoe cabinet suggestions for my newly purchased first home? Ideally max depth of 25cm

>>212076284
It’s extremely uncommon for a president to swear in public especially for trump who is often restrained in his wordage so it’s doubly shocking

>>212076335
waste of money spending this much on whiskey when famous grouse exists

>>212076335
bum chug it

I am Fates and I am Russian.

What's the difference between socialism and communism

Making new friends in your 30s aha....

off out to bollock land anyone want owt

>>212076402
Fares/Fares.

>>212076284
bloody love him

>>212076353
considering a weekend sip tbqh
>>212076389
was a present, would buy a laphroaig myself

>>212076416
one is bad the other is worse

>>212076416
Not usually a difference but in ML socialism is a transitory stage before communism

>>212076430
you still on the niccy pouches swedelad?

Apparently there are people in this country who won’t drink tap water? Wtf

>>212076416
socialism is organised around the state, communism is anarchy

pardon me

>>212076335
trying to work out how to get your short arse up there?

It is a bit mad how they let 16 and 17 years olds take out these loans for tens of thousands of pounds that they will be repaying for the rest of their lives.

>>212076476
wonder what shade of poo this "British man" will be

>>212076476
>British man
>his name has not been made public

Why can't britboys build they own crib

>>212076416
socialism is the only logical step after neo-liberalism fails (happening now).

communism is a fad from the 20th cen

>>212076458
of course my lad, still on the same ones too

>>212076469
not accurate at all

>>212076530
My house is older than your country. Of course I didn't build it myself.

>>212076522
>>212076525
rorke unironically believes that crime would be non-existent if the UK was 100% white

If communism wants to abolish private property then why did Stalin own so much?

Is it possible to get a WFH job if you’ve never had a job before?

>>212076553
let's hear your accurate answer then

>>212076603
no sorry

>>212076576
he didn't he only had quite a modest dacha

>>212076576
the ussr was fascist, as is china today
in practise, communism always results in fascism
leftypol won't admit this howthougheverbeit

>>212076546
I got some velos in a pinch. These are awful

>>212076611
Seriously?

genuinely don't understand why you'd come here to talk about politics when /pol/ exists

>>212076639
yh

>>212076576
Because the ussr wasn’t communist, what does one of the s’ in the name stand for?

>>212076647
can tell you've never visited brit/pol/

>>212076560
it would still be dramatically lower and you know that deep down

>>212076647
yeah i'll just pop over to /pol/ and ask about the differences between socialism and communism and expect a thoughtful answer

>>212076687
you expect a thoughtful answer here?

Absolutely mental how Ireland went like one year from a Muslim beheading two men for being gay and the entirety of Ireland's benders wearing keffiyehs.

>>212076652
Even for minimum wage?

>>212076476
Rorke on a mad one

>>212076721
xenophilia is a mental disorder

love it when the indian bots on here start sperging when anything besides le poo xDD and wanking and other tryhard shit isnt discussed

>>212076748
off your meds again mikey?

mentally deranged camden paki calling everybody rorke again yeah?

>>212076730
especially minimum wage

>>212076721
Here's a question lad, which country do you think is better, Ireland or the UK?

eating pot noddle

The Island of West Britain

the moment you call out the browns you can hear this histrionic screeching paki call everybody rorke lmfao

Might shave my head bald. Something to do innit

>>212076829
WRONG

TRUMP DID A SWEAR WORD
I REPEAT
GROWN MAN SAID A SWEAR WORD

Hello chaps.

>>212076860
kill yourself

His Majesty's Londonderry QC ER

>>212076853
It's not on is it

>>212076838
>>212076791
>>212076748
you doing alright there mate?

do you lads mind if i start wanking

28 Years Later is.....VERY GOOD

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

I really wish I were a hot woman

>>212076530
Because the quality of our homes is such that we need professionals to do it

>>212076888
checked
if you could pick a woman to look like who would it be

>>212076881
Agreed!
The whole sequence of their first hunt was amazing, the editor deserves awards for that

to be honest dont sperg out and shit yourself when you've been saying you're from camden on here every day for years lmfao

>>212076805
They're basically the same.
Can drive 4mph faster on the motor ways here.
There are no moles here.
Those are actually the biggest differences.
Well, do you guys have a seemingly infinite number of Indians and Brazillians everywhere?

>>212076791
rorke absolutely rattled

Have to text landlady to let her know the tumbledryer exploded.
Interesting times.

>>212076931
>There are no moles here.
fucking disgraceful if true

>>212076881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3qxr6VVqtM

Khamenei needs me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=039le_PlshQ&t=215s

>>212076907
Haven’t really thought of that, just wish I were me but as a woman

*puts tax threshold beyond the yearly wage of virtually all working class people so they aren't even registered with the tax man*
SEE? EVERYBODY IN AMERICA IS ON $200K A MONTH LOOK AT THE STATS BRO

>>212076860
live yourself

>>212076862
You don't want to get into a scrap with me laddy

>>212076056

Not quite.
Jupiter has that role, although some define it as both a blessing and a curse.

Blessing, because it takes the brunt of asteroids and meteoroids that would've hit Earth & end everything. Because of Jupiter, you don't own your home, you probably pay a mortgage for the next 30 years, and the man-made monopoly of violence continues to torment this planet.

Curse, because of its dimension as the largest (besides the Sun) celestial body, alongside Saturn, its own force movement are concentrating the amount of rocks crashing into it.
Think of it like a drain hole that absorbs water into it because of gravity.

seriously though the camden paki has been writing obsessive rorke posts every day for years, banging on about his camden life talking about greggs shutting down there and wanting to meet rorke in his shitty wetherspoons pub. Camden paki is profoundly mentally ill and through the power of deduction and further investigation I'll eventually find him in real life and strangle him

>see "saudi women's premier league highlights" in my recommended on yt
>give it a CHEEKY click
>imaigne my shock when I fall in love with this Saudi girl

I can see why they have to force them to cover him
astagfirullah

catyank the corrupt avatarfagging janny

>>212076972
Genuinely. I look out upon the field, and see no mole holes here. You don't think about it, but when you look at fields in England then look at fields in Ireland, you just think something's off, something uncanny you can't quite put your finger on. Til it hits you. No moles. No holes.

>>212077023
was just saying this down the loony bin

You think you're important but you'll never have a Wikipedia page

distributing moles in little parachutes over Ireland from my hot air balloon and getting shot down by the Irish Air Force in their rickety spitfires

Just been raped :(

>>212077059
I do

>>212077059
I don't have one, but my school does, and I'm on the notable alumni section.

>>212077078
sorry about that
don't wear such tight shorts next time
your own fault

just purchased some headphones

>>212077078
alri woman I saw 10 minutes ago

>>212077068
that's bioterrorism

Smuggling a briefcase full of baby raccoons into Heathrow

>>212077059
wrong

>>212077114
you trying to impress us or something?

>>212077059
wrong

Just breathed in
Just breathed out
Just breathed in
Just breathed in
Just walked from my machine

I've had a poorly tummy constantly for the past 12 years and the doctors still have no idea why

Watched pewdiepie's latest video where he's travelling around rural japan with his family and it made me profoundly depressed

>>212077155
alri kurt cobain

>>212077165
why's that mate x

>>212077165
haha

>>212077165
wyh

these are the headphones i have purchased. read they were very comfortable so i got them
200 australian dollars, same day delivery courtesy of Amazon Prime TM

>>212077155
>he doesn't realise he swallowed a spider that wriggles and jiggles and tickles inside him

>>212076931
Yeah I imagine they're quite similar. I really should visit Ireland one day.
>Well, do you guys have a seemingly infinite number of Indians and Brazillians everywhere?
There are immigrants but I'm not massively bothered by them.

odds I get blackout drunk and cry myself to sleep
evens I cut myself watching sissy hypno
doubles and it's anal masturbation followed by heroin

Time is running out. I have to get moving. I have to keep moving...

>>212077153
It is over!

what the hell is your problem
you people are sick

>>212077211
lovely pair of sennies them

Sir Cheese Burger

>>212077244
sorry that your country is a medieval puritan evangelical shithole x

>>212077244
nothing wrong with that

>>212077244
it's only decriminalised for the woman
the doctor that does it still gets charged

reminds me of that french law that says prostitution is illegal but only for the buyer and not for the seller

progressive laws demand women be treated like children desu

>>212077244
Europe returning to aryan pagan values

whoa, hang on lads, is that a screenshot of a fucking tweet?!

>>212077184
Every NHS site refers to it as a tummy

aborting myself

My life would've been better if I were aborted, alas here I stand...

Post birth abortions

got no friends

>>212077331
any fans?

>>212077224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2IuJPh6h_A

>>212077244
get the children flushed

blasting my cock off with a 14th centrury cannon

he's been done
he's been done by Nelson_Ha-Ha.jpg

>>212077270
the prostitution one is so that women who have been trafficked aren't afraid to go to the police

>>212075021
>>212075021
>>212075021

New
>>212077405
>>212077405
>>212077405

so if you abort 5 mins before birth it's legal but 5 mins after it's murder

>>212077409
>>212077409
>>212077409

fuck's sake lads

state of it

>>212077244
Based UK taking steps towards the right thing