Thread 212079395

East Coast Livin' Edition
Last: >>212070331

Should I adopt a 10+ year old cat? I've never catted before.

>>212079340
I'm gonna look retarded watching an egg cook on the sidewalk
The neighbors are gonna clip me on their ring cameras, the teenagers will laugh at me as they cycle and skateboard down the street, and the birds will peck at me from overhead

>>212079449
Fag

>>212079505
Say that to my face not online

leftists are really trying to use "cuck" and "soy" nowadays

>>212079480
What went wrong with gen z and millennials?

We must defend our dimensional borders from illegal immigrants Shuji!

>>212079480
this is objectively the worst thing i've seen in weeks, and that includes every picture of Jason

>>212079576
Zoomers never had real parents and millennials were raised by the internet

>>212079519
I'm scared :(
It's better for me online when no one can harm me :)

>>212079610
I didn't mean it bro I'm sorry

>>212079300
seeing how easily this triggered you, now I'm tempted to troll you abdul, sadly I've got shit to do
ask your boyfriend for some quick dick, it will calm you down

>>212079776
Actually I just trolled you back it was 5D chess and totally fell for my social experiment I just wanted to see how many (You)s I can generate they don’t call me the rusemaster for nothing

>/cum/
chicken
>me
banana

>>212079845
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!

>>212079776
>>212079817
get a room and 69 each other

I had a dream that Drumpf announced we were nuking North Korea and everybody here had to find shelter cause they were worried they'd nuke us back but all the nuke shelters were occupied so I died

>>212079862
LOL

i'm the biggest most autistic ugly incel i have ever seen

Why does it seem like every single black boy is on the down low
what the hell actually goes down in the hood

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/meet-the-beach-cleaning-robot-scrubbing-ontario-parks-clean-1.7569285

indian problems require indian solutions

>>212080012
True.

>>212080007
feel like this nigga has a humiliation fetish

business idea: sepuku

>>212079817
oh you skibidi pogchamp

I'm dimwitted and deformed

mejorar la raza o algo ajuuuaaaa

So what’s going on with the Diddy trial you don’t hear shit no mo

This is what my summer should be like

>>212080127
What are you doing like watching the nuke clouds over Teheran or sum

The AC broke on the hottest day of the year (so far)

>>212080303
What would you do if a bear came a-lollopin over a mountain straight for you

>>212080303
Enjoy

>>212080348
I choose the bear over Emma Stone

PSA youre only supposed to set your AC to 20 degrees below what the temperature is
Otherwise youll kill your AC

>>212080405
source? never heard this in all my ears

Who’s more powerful, the mayor or New York City or the governor of Kansas?

>>212080451
It's almost like we live in a time where you can spend 5 seconds to google anything

>>212080303
how hot is it? Its close to 110 here today and I'm fucking melting

>>212080560
Donald Trump

Install gentoo neo pussy bart simpson dinner plate aquarium donald trump footpath galore forest

>>212080572
98 freedom degrees

>>212080569
>AI overview
ok retard

>>212079896
I'll add some pepper to your ramen

sucks for you, it's a nice comfy 76 here

>>212080587
I lied its 91 here today, yesterday was over 100 tho

>>212079395 (OP)
is that a real painting?

>>212080592
>cites its sources on the side
retard

>>212080672
Should've gone to one of those sources then you buffoon

>>212080635
You out west somewhere? I'm in PA and it's very hot here

>>212080740
Yeah it does, it's called the four seasons, retard

>>212080670
https://www.wikiart.org/en/jacek-yerka/eruption-mind-fields
https://www.yerkaland.com/language/en/
>>212080672
See how I'm giving him direct links instead of passive aggressive sass?

but its red! red means bad! the climate is changing.

>>212080812
Good boy

>>212080725
yeah, oregon

My enitre library is full of woke shit and hardly has any iconic American literature aside from Steinbeck

>>212080851
You're goddamned right I am, I'm the best

>>212080812
Aye thank you sir, cool paintings

>>212080892
im on chapter 5 of east of eden and im liking it so far

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/BNig6xG36i4?si=ChaKAqXANKi6GWQe&t=2429

this video is actually pretty entertaining
https://youtu.be/Z9HBMAkr6-M

>>212080998
thumbnail is the face I made when reading your comment

>>212080892
Reading (rereading) The Master and Margarita right now. Next is either 2001: A Space Odyssey (reread) or Ender's Game (reread) –> Ender's Shadow (never read before, hence reading Game first).

>>212079480
Immediate euthanasia

>>212080998
I'm pretty disappointed in you bro
All of Youtube at your disposal and that's wat you watch?

HOW ABOUT THIS WEATHER GUYS

SURE IS A HOT ONE OUT THERE

>>212081131
Another scorcher

>>212080960
Need to read that
>>212081048
Nice

I know that people write off talking about the weather as a low form of conversation for whatever reason, so I use it to suss out the lemon suckers from actual interesting people
If you can't handle a simple conversation about one of the most powerful forces on the planet (and would rather talk about trashy tv shows or redpill slop), you're not worth my time

WEATHER ADVISORY ALERT

A HEAT ALERT IS IN EFFECT

SHELTER IN PLACE, THE AIR IS WARM.

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE FOR ANY REASON OR YOU WILL DIE. NATURE IS YOUR ENEMY. WATCH NETFLIX AND ORDER UBER-EATS IF YOU MUST CONSOOM. ALSO REMEMBER TO SUPPORT ISRAEL.

Last July we hit 113F

Filtered

it was the same temperature today in 1983 in my city

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

Momberg got a bleach stain on and put a hole in my brand new shirt. Fuck my gay fucking life.

>>212081252
i look like that

I live on the 3rd floor and just took a cold shower and temped out onto the tile and it feels like the floor is actually on fire (it's 107 out)

>>212081441
Why did she do your laundry

>>212081492
Yeah.

I live on the first floor because my house is only one storey

>>212081442
yeah i bet you do

If you just yell and scream a lot you’ll usually get what you want

>>212081529
right now yeah but that's slowly changing, people just aren't tolerating that shit and I think it was Indians who caused the shift. their relentless bitching and trickery was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Mentioned India again award

there's nothing wrong with indians, if we had a ton of indian immigration instead of mexican the country would be a lot better

Pakis
Poos
Bad News

>>212081754
okay Rajeesh

>>212081754
They’re both good

>>212081813
bad*

>>212081754
Trvke

We should let all of the 30 million Indian Christians immigrate here

getting really sick and tired of this bitch ass life

The only people who believe in organized religion these days are brownoids

>need to text a girl to follow up on a previous hangout
>decide to jerk off first for the post nut clarity
>don't wanna text her at all now

>>212081946
>YES SAAAAAR I AM CHRISTIAN SAAR I DO POOJA FOR LORD JESUSHNU AND SACRIFICE HOLY COW DUNG TO MOTHER MARVARTI

oooof even their greatest ally is closing its doors to them

Indian niggas really name their daughters Pooja lmaoooo

need pooja's pooper on my poonis

Pooja, what is this behavior?

>>212080975
based speedoru enjoyer

>>212082161
ewwwww

it's funny how you all shit on jeets nonstop yet you let them make and handle your food

Indians be like Sukdeep
Thai niggas be like Tittiporn

>yet you let them make and handle your food
No I don't
YOU might, but I don't.

Only time I've had my food stolen was by an Indian

i hate boards that are all generals

I received selfies from a girl
She’s so pretty it hurts

>>212082466
i fucked her

The Greatest Ally must be winning because the bbc spam is back.

big pussy cum

>>212082255
I knew a Thai guy named Phuckit

>>212082506
how about cum in big bussy?

>>212082466
Stop.

guys let's cool it with the R-rated talk for a bit this is a blue board and we have (mental) children who post here

I remember many years ago I saw an anon say "I'm in keksville" and the phrase has remained in my head ever since. I literally think it almost every day.

>>212082730
Lol
shit like that does happen yes

Was just on Twitter and this cute Asian girl is on my feed. Of course yet another findom account but she was German speaking so I clicked the profile to take a look and then she had a verification video pinned to the top and she said „fine dom“
Idk I would have pronounced it as „finn dom“?
Sounded so silly to my ears but also cute in a way

*hits you with that FAS stare*

shut up already

Hits you with that stare stare

It's understandable that women don't like men who watch porn

>>212082916
Back, and to the left.

>>212082943
yeah because porn is competition

Anthony Weiner is running for office in NYC again

I'm too ugly

>>212082943
a majority of women are flicking the bean at least weekly or more especially among younger generations so I don't really get it

>got to fifth day of no fap
nice

Fooled by AI Image award

>>212081252
ישראל מוזכרת

looks guys i'm posting inane Shitter screencaps am I kewl yet

>>212083186
I've never thought of Israel as a lion, if we're ascribing animals to countries. It's always been another animal that comes to mind.

>>212083199
Another one falls to tds. So sad to see.

how do i get women to like me bros
i don't want sex or a gf, i just want for there to be a cute girl who (genuinely) looks forward to my presence

>>212083096
Women don't date a man who jerks off because they can find better
Men will date women that "flick the bean" because they're desperate

if I catch you gooning again you're gonna be in big trouble mister!

I entered my son's room and said, "Remember, boy, masturbating can make you go blind." “I'm over here dad,” he replied.

i like heatwaves because it makes obese people suffer more

>>212083323
it's more about the perception of being someone who jerks off and bases their personality on being horny. in fact women are far more avoidant of being perceived because they'll be labelled as a slut or whore. either way, we all do it so it's not actually about whether or not you jerk off.

>>212083336
I think you meant to say I'm goona be in big trgoonble, didn't you?

>>212082730
I think keksville SUCKS

remember when we didnt base our lives on what women like and just did whatever we wanted?

>>212083430
what about old people?

>>212083254
אריה זה סמל שבט יהודה

Baby I'm in FLAVORTOWN and the population is me and your mum (the King's English).

>>212083545
>not FLAVOURTOWN
fraud

business idea: selling goods and services for a profit

>>212083518
i can't read those moon runes, nor will I make any effort to translate them. /cum/ is English, Francais, and Espanol only.

>>212083545
Stop!

>>212083577
Now, you're probably thinking I'm retarded for doing that but what if I told you it was intentional?

>>212083518
Quick question:
I want to be her googoo gaga shabbos goy. Any way you could link me up?

>>212083642
shes gross
stop posting her every day

instagram went from suggesting me hot midgets to hot amputees
they really think I'm some kind of freak
all I want is MILFs

I need a jawb

>>212083680
What about amputee midget milfs?!

>>212083678
he just wants attention and (You)s. maybe stop replying to him?

Y’all mfers remember Jared?

>>212083706
lol, I might like those, have not seen any

>>212083664
KEK. And when she's done being a boy she'll go back to being a 7.5/10 and getting railed by Chads.

>>212083697
same

go bigly or go home

>>212083642
go there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWI0PFD-EII

>>212083772
>being a 7.5/10
are you that desperate?

>>212083678
She’s not gross by any definition of the word
As a madderafact she’s perfect

fk would be denied entry to Israel because he's too perverted and degen for them. yes that's right, TOO perverted even for Israel.

>>212083697
is this a character that i should recognize

>>212083861
hahah oops no sorry man I didn't mean that I forgot we're all 12" dick gigachads whoops no man totally that bitch is gross she's like a 1/10 I fuck 11/10's all day long just like you we're both studs that bitch is beat for sure haha totally bro

>>212083876
Bibi would roll out the red carpet for me…

I've been fapping by rubbing my penis through my underpants instead of jerking it like usual and getting my hand dirty.

>>212083744
Looks like that school shooter

>>212081657
I can't imagine trying to run a restaurant anywhere near the jeet enclaves. They review bomb everything for nonsensical reasons. The reviews are obviously ridiculous but your star average will drop anyway.

>jeet enclaves
nigga talking about jeets like they are fallout super mutants. to be fair i've only interacted with a couple jeets in my lifetime (midwest farmer twink here)

>>212084003
you know it's not immediately apparent to me that if you jerked off over your underpants that your hand would somehow remain CLEANER than if you'd simply grasp your penis directly. i mean the penis must be washed daily and so any conceivable transmission of dirt would be negligible and thus it stands to reason the only contamination might possibly be from seminal fluid and we know THAT is going to bloody well soak right through any underpants so in closing you need to clean your room and slay the dragon in your father's asshole.

yummers

when i nut but she keep suckin

>>212084108
Im about to bussssss

>>212084093
this is the belly of the beast. this is disaster.

when I suck but she keep nuttin

>>212084085
They're more like the ghouls. And I'm not exaggerating about the enclaves. There a neighborhoods in my city with near 100% jeet population. All jeet mini malls within (except gas stations, grocery stores and fast food chains). They would change the names of all the streets if they legally could.

AOC is a THICC b

>>212084280
They'll just start doing it or putting up competing signage, you see this in asian shopping areas too. Go into the Pacific Mall and they straight up have no english signs, it's all moonspeak and squiggles and no one speaks English either.

>>212084108
why post this instead of the video

SAAAAAAAAAR YOU HAVE HIT MY CAR SAAAR I AM VERY INJURE SAAAAR GIVE MONEY NOW OR I SUE SAAAAAAAAR

>>212083577
Flavortown is a real place you fucking DOLT
It’s located in the soul of everyone of us and was founded by Guy Fieri

Been starving myself, thought I'd look cool like a prisoner of war or something but now I look like a huge twink

I'm brainstorming how to test the waters with this girl over text and see if she's interested without saying something retarded, horny or both. We hung out yesterday but it was a blurry line between friendly behavior and showing active interest

>iran/israel """"war"""" ended up a nothingburger
tack one on the win column

>>212084476
Elevator.

>>212084319
You know you're in jeet country when you drive by a mini mall with two kinds of indian restaurant, indian convenience store with misspelled dual language sign, doctors office (all indian doctors) and the ubiquitous immigration services office storefront.

>>212084295
yeah I saw this the other day and got real real horny for latinas and masturbated to normal porn instead of the degen stuff Iusually do

>>212084471
>>212083577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8KxE8iFhHI

>>212084502
i've fully bought into "nothing ever happens"

>>212084502
For us
Not for Israel and Iran

>>212084515
>ubiquitous immigration services office storefront.

kek yeah that's a staple. I see that shit driving around Toronto sometimes too, lawyer signs and billboards basically screaming at people to hire them to get their relatives imported. Canada is literally just a hangout for them, a giant mall to fuck around and make a mess because someone else has to clean it up.

>at work
>older bald guy in a suit comes up to me
>corrects what I'm doing
>worried because I assume he's boss level
>find out he's actually a cashier
>stop worrying
>he realizes and gets salty

I’m sure that happened

>>212084502
Yeah unless they're turning it into a ground war (impossible), air strikes by themselves are fucking boring

Bros I think I'm finally getting old. I now think the newest Civilization game is shit compared to the older ones. It's fucking OVER, I'm officially a boomer

>>212084632
this is not a controversial opinion. even long-time fans find it hard to defend civ7, patches and DLC can't fix fundamentally broken design.

Started working out again
Finally gaining muscle mass again so my shirts actually fit me

>>212084613
>that happened
no. it. didn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8m2jF0EWzw

>nothing ever happens
>it's over guys

>>212084684
> gaining muscle mass
you mean becoming fat

I'm a gamer and you look like just enough experience to level up

>>212084632
It's time to start posting in the 30+ threads on /v/. Prepare for misery.

>>212084609
are you a cute cart pusher twink or do you stock the shelves?

Bro has a massive belly muscle

>>212084711
idk why you're meme quoting. what part of that video makes you think that something is happening?

poo'd twice already today

>>212084716
My gym does body comp scans that say my bodyfat is going down thoughbeit and my muscle to fat ratio is increasing

I'm SOOOOO BORED ugh...

>>212084799
Hello SOOOOO BORED. I'm dad.

>idk why you're meme quoting. what part of that video makes you think that something is happening?

lol who's gonna tell him?

>>212084736
Stocking. I had nothing to do so I delivered stuff earlier than I was supposed to.

You arrive in /cum/

>>212084840
i assume it won't be you.
the person who made the post.
the only person who would you why you would make a post.

>>212084840
Crazy that this nigga died after a pitbull tore his throat out for trying to fuck it

>>212084899
>incel t-shirt
would be based if real

>>212084799
help me figure out whether a girl likes me over text then if you're so bored >>212084485

>>212084899
me? I prefer mike patton
me on the left

>>212079480
healthiest americans

>>212084986
thats literally me before i got fat

>>212084899
all these niggas look corny af
ishygddt

confined space class tomorrow bros

wish i didnt exist

>>212079480
addicts. that's the only cope i have for why someone would do this to themselves. besides the obvious physical issues, people literally treat you far worse if you're fat (and by extension, ugly).

>>212084902
genuinely hope that's true
>>212084900
surely you're not this useless and petulant

>>212085000
you should be a Policia

>>212085022
I feel like the girl has downs so maybe she’s just retarded

>>212085095
I'm gonna save this pic, go to another thread and say I took it myself

>>212085095
Why’d they arrest the Papi Chulo

>>212085184
are you mr. pendejo?

>>212085194
too much rizz for the gringa tourists

>>212085266
Go to Los Cabos

>>212085307
do you think she's going to sue?

>>212085356
>Dennis
xD
Made me laugh

Counties should be grouped into duchies desu
I think it would be funny if we elected dukes who answered to the governor

>>212084486
yakubite!

>>212085194
>>212085281
>too much rizz for the gringa tourists

true, they didn't like his shoes
I posted a video of him on sharty

>>212085381
Höhöhöhö kann ich nur lachen schmacken poopenfarten gehoren ;-)

>>212085480
left is a cartel dude looking at him like he's nuts, he is, but he's smart

>>212085478
You are a Yakubite who was sent by the Demon Yakub to destroy the native black Toltecs and Olmecs

>>212085480
>>212085541
sicario is contemplating wether thats a good method to transport small amounts of [REDACTED]

>>212085531
>poopenfarten
I am NOT signing your contract sir

>>212085480
>I posted a video of him on sharty
I also posted a video of Mitch the Magician

>>212085815
before google changed it you could put
>oogah boogah boogah oogah
in translate from somali to english and it would give you results

>>212085826
They all look like they have something to hide
Shady creatures

>>212085874
he was hiding he did the tricks

me and people like me will never know the touch of a woman, not even once in their entire lives

I told someone on Discord I wished Hamas would assassinate Netanyahu to punish him for not wiping out Hamas. Will I be sent to Guantanamo if I try to enter the US?

>>212085861
Lol

>>212085977
kek what the fugg

funny how gladys is a name hardly ever used by white people anymore but it became semi-common for hispanics and filipinos

>>212086046
FOBs love using 1950s names, it's almost weird if you run into one who isn't named "Hazel", "Betty", or "Mary Sue".

>>212086106
nice man shoulders

>>212086121
ty

I wish mid foid would post more, I think we scared her off.

FOB girls be like
>My name is Zhang Xiu Ying but you can call me Julie

Feeling frustrated and pent up. Where's Jason at so I can bully him?

>>212086226
Jennifer

I think Palestinians are beneath me

i tried giving the sharty a chance and some of the posts are really good but overall the sharty is not for me

pic not related at all

>>212086246
bully me

>>212085945
*Hugs* I think you can if you tried

>>212086262
Honestly I meant to write Jenni but wrote Julie for some reason
I knew two FOB Jennis in college

>>212086271
my antivirus wont let me open it. doesnt look like im missing anything

>>212086271
Faggot

>>212086246
Man I remember the last time I bullied Jason hard about his choice of guns. He has a knock off AK rifle and I got him fuckin SEETHING after only a few minutes. He went on a tear for the next 2 threads moaning about it and rageposting. Still chuckle now when I think about how easily triggered he is too.

>>212086369
I feel like I've seen you bring this up like every other day
You're like the boomer reliving his high school touch down

>>212086392
Sorry.

>>212086369
I remember him spamming "noguns" as if anyone is jealous of his trash "AK" he got for $500 of mommy's money

>>212086392
He even went to /k/ and posted in their AK general trying to claim victory but everyone in /akg/ just started making fun of him and insulting his rifle too. It was great and I know it still bothers him to this day.

>>212079480
>fats are tired after walking around Disney all day

>>212086392
>You're like the boomer reliving his high school touch down
Thats a good 1

I want to own an AK so bad idc if it's one of the trash ones, best I can do up here is an SKS

>>212086421
You seem to have mistook my post for caring but I can't even talk shit or you'll probably start accusing me of being Jason

it's a crawdad boil

>>212086476
Okay gayson

>>212086421
Linkin Park is great

Jason dreams of heterosexual sex but he's a natural-born woman in his dreams

>knock off AK rifle
You are noguns.

>buy a skateboard a year ago
>only use it a handful of times
>still looks brand new
>leave it in the garage
>forget about it
>find it in my roommates room today
>clear signs of use
should I charge him for it?

My aboriginal ex was called Jenny lol :(
Then I had this friend who changed her name every two months
One time she said she’s Cornelia lmao
How do they find these shit ass names
All those chink suppliers I work with they’re always like James, Richard, Candice, Stephanie

Everything that's not a Russian AK is a knockoff AK
If it's not Cold War era Slavshit, it's even more of a knockoff

>>212086476
The thing is though, I knew you were Jason from your very first post. Only Jason is still seething about it, no one else would've bothered to comment and they certainly wouldn't be defensive like you.

how are you trannies going to cope when cvomo wins tonight?

do spics say hesus when refering to Christ

cute couple reels on insta sets my incel rage on max

>Bulgarian AK
Alright so Jason did indeed win this debate but needing ChatGPT isn't good

I NEED A FUCKING SMOKE

i have a cuerno de chivo thou

Loafers with no socks
Electro pop meets southern hip hop
Indeterminable sexual preference
Something retro on my necklace

>>212086616
Probably transliteration of Spanish.

>>212086619
Give it more time, lol? Total Aryan blood jealousy.

Joshua means Yeshua which is the Hebrew form of Jesus

you just wanted to use the word spic

>>212086555
Rape correction is required

new
>>212086659
>>212086659
>>212086659

So she kept asking for a picture of me (my bratty goddess)
So I sent her one and now she’s swooned
I shouldn’t have unlocked my full sex potential how am I gonna get out of this

New
>>212086633

>>212086687
Pinche you done fucked up this time