Thread 212082937

jane francesca agnes wilde edition

*goes mental and dies*

Oscar Wilde - Irish in spirit

well then. here we are. the new. let's leave all that nonce, anime, and vtuber shit at the door, yeah?

You ever feel like nothing good was gonna happen to you?

>A Swansea man accused of conspiring to have his estranged wife murdered paid £1,500 to a friend to hire a "hitman", a court has heard.

that's cheap

playing onimusha dawn of dreams

>>212082965
*steals your wallet and shoes*

*enters /brit/*

men'ul how good The Smiths are. listening to Strangeways for the third time today and it just gets better with each listen. might pop on a bit of meat is murder in a minute.

highly fertile women

>>212082988
big slim hamster

I wanted to reach out to this community. Two weeks ago today I suffered a very severe mental breakdown. A culmination of unprocessed past traumas coming from childhood to the present day and some other things. While I've been under the care of the Mental Health Crisis Team, and on medication I have also almost exclusively been browsing /brit/.

None of you know me, or could possibly know of my issues, but I wanted to say thank you to each and every one of you for helping to give me a sense of normalcy these past two weeks.

Without knowing, you have helped me. Thank you.

nth for the holodem

>>212083038
we all frens in life

back once again for the renegade master

where's mousey

>>212083038
mental health isn't real retard

>>212082988
Ok. :D.

The scran

>depressed
>talk to parents, gpberg
>"lol just go for a walk anon"
Thanks guy, solved everything

Cursed be my pathetic runt life

>>212083069
bradleying your own post a day after you made a joke no-one reacted to is proper grim, mate.

>>212082988
seeing these third world type homes in 4chan webms always makes me think somebodys about to get shot or die horribly

if you live in an apartment and order a deliveroo does he bring it to your door or do you have to go to meet him downstairs?

goyimcham this shi too spicy >>>>>.<<<<<<

>>212083039
baddiedem*

hello my niggas
im back (as it were)

glad I got the post cd again because it fucked over Canada
cor
>>212083080
corrr these are perfect if they get them made cheap enough
>>212083113
me on the left

>>212083097
You'll feel better when youre ready
>>212083075
Freaks like me should never ever see a woman that looks like this.

im hopelessly addicting to gooning but i dont care because women wont give me the sexual release i need

>>212083149
fake mousey

>>212082996
phoenix nights already did it
broomhandled mauser

>>212083045
edging to beat this lass in with a hardcover bible

>>212083142
fuckin helllllll

>>212083133
if there's one thing rorke loves it's a low quality screenshot
you know they make phones in 1440p and computers in 4k these days right

Mental how 7 years ago the real mousey posted here for a week and ever since then he's mind shafted you all

Grim.

Understand it, Anglo gammon

94 pokecandy now
for some reason it is still <3 <3 happy but the candy frequency went to 1 per 1km again

also the hymen has no (known) purpose

it should be a bannable offense to post a fake mousey
you should not be allowed to post the fake mouse

>>212083075
first thing I noticed was her cross x

>>212083133
ramadan
shove it up your arse

>>212082272
>In 2021, Le Tissier drew widespread criticism again for promoting unverified correlations, when he suggested that Christian Eriksen's on-pitch cardiac arrest was an adverse reaction to being vaccinated, despite Eriksen not being vaccinated.

>>212083208
kill these people before killing the rich. treat them like the "other side" treats "the rich"
they should fear for their lives whilst posting this (or really, having these opinions)

Screaming

mental how half of /brit/ is scottish

>>212083205
People like this should be executed
It's the kindest thing you can do really

>>212083205
add his sp posts and it paints a dire image

Blimey, me bloomin birds up the duff lads

i have the world at my fingertips.

do you prefer nectarines or peaches?

ok 2-3 more minutes until I look again to see if the child is still trying to catch Pokemon with a lure active and if not to go catch some Pokemons without stealing them from it

um bongo subedish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RM7cQCC4sU&
typa shi i been on fr

>>212083270
Old vintage porn.

>>212083194
she's well cute

not sure if this is a fake mousey or real actually

>>212083278
idk if I've ever had a nectarine. have had plenty of peaches though

going to start Pokemon-posting
expect mongo retard VPN freak to get jealous and have another meltdown

>>212083261
don't even dare to dream the carnage that would entail.

>>212083013
for me it's Paint a Vulgar Picture

Oh my days look at that one on the right. kind of firm and shiny ya know what im saying

>>212083205
all good posts

Despise the scottish

almost 20 more Pokemon till 1000 Pokemons caught :3
NOT A SINGLE hundo 4* IV perfectmon

>>212083244
Fair play to him. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

>>212083038
those medications will cause severe brain damage

>>212083368
Right.

le fucking bradley walsh

>>212083390
MONTENEGRO

WHAAAAAAAAAAT???!?!?

>>212083348
rorke utterly dismantled

>>212083013
Amazing how Morrissey surpassed The Smiths with solo albums Viva Hate, Your Arsenal, and Vauxhall and I.

>>212083097
it's impossible for anyone else to solve your life for you

Still absolutely screaming at dtfic trying to convince us he had a gf but in reality just took a picture of his mum's tampons.

i think adam has been posting here non-stop since like 8am.

>>212083414
utter plapsow

leftypol getting HIV AIDS and going around leaving 99% drank cans aroundin public

>>212083244
why do they have no self awareness?

You lads were itching for a closer look at that Montenegro crest so here it is

>>212083348
Irish people laughing heartily at this
That showed the bigot!

Might go strut around in my short shorts

>>212083348
omds rorke

>>212083440
and none even care lmao

>>212083349
your self portrait?

>>212083456
NAME??

>>212083456
The wife

>>212083512
Source.

Who said incels can't cook?

>>212083244
Nietzsche's last man

heathermelty incoming

AI's melting people's brains

holeh moleh I teleported in to like 5 Pokemon

>>212083508
trissbb

desperately horny viewing all these images but saving it for the late night fleshlight wank

>>212083438
adam mate..

>>212083453
Gotta respect his swag

screneing

might go to see a therapist. reckon I need one, and have probably needed one for years. only hesitant because every person I've ever seen go to therapy has come out an emotional lunatic.

>>212083208
We don’t need mirpuris
Not even racist, my family are from Karachi

>>212083264
Pls respond to this

another heatwave is coming fuck

>>212083263
CWLTSHC

>>212083525
that looks a bit raw mate

>>212083348
I wonder how many hijabi muslim women speak Welsh at a level they’d use it in day to day conversation with their family

I use a Canadian VPN to post with a vanity flag (because im so special and interesting)...
but I would NEVER post with a Belgium flag. I am NOT all of these dogshit posters, I PROMISE!!

>>212083553
therapy is a scam though
may as well see if a priest if you want someone to offload on

>>212083553
i'm pre booked for a therapist aren't i
blinkin' eck

>>212083349
was that one about Ian Curtis?

Miley Cyrus flops with Hannah Montana purse

>>212083592
0

>>212083594
heatherpaedo

>>212083540
thank u

>>212083553
therapy is just two people talking

>>212083555
how many of the ol' rapes you got under your belt fella?

>>212083555
We don't need you or your family yet here you are

>>212083611
I am (NOT) all of these dogshit posters... but I am DEFINITELY NOT heatherpedo!

flicking bogies at the cat

>>212083604
Bloody rebel against it.

what the FUCK was rhat

>>212083604
she died btw

>>212083621
Yeah and I have no one to talk to. At least, no one to vent to at least.

>>212083525
the ol belly smacker

>>212083453
how does he have a 1950s face

>>212083612
https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/triss808

look at this weird straight line cloud

The Israelis got another IRGC commander

>>212083674
shant

>>212083609
harlotry is the natural state of woman

arsene wogler

>>212083414
Sauce?

>>212083669
ummies

>>212083643
fuck right off

>>212083684
type of shit an Irish diaspora would post on twitter/x

>>212083653
Source?

>>212083681
corr spaff phwoar

>>212083674
thats a chemtrail

i run embarrassingly slow lads. People on the path give me this look like they know i a fraud.

>>212083717
garlic mayo and chilli please fella

cant wait for blapeppocaust to happen so afterwards we can blame it on de joos and say it was white people who died

>>212083540
Grim NSFW page

>>212083244
why does it have 5.4k comments

>>212083684
Rorke frothing at the mouth

about to get large and ((in charge))

>>212083681
Faith n begorah must you post this hog

Has Rorke commented on this bombshell news yet?

>>212083592
joke is the bloke in leftypol's story didn't actually know welsh too, but nobody could call him out because nobody else speaks welsh either

like this old skit about danish:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

>>212083625
None. Please call them what they are; not Pakistani rape gangs but mirpuri rape gangs
>>212083640
You don’t understand. I support you in not wanting to live next to these people. It’s why my family left Pakistan

>>212083740
pinkwog learned a lesson today... mmm das rite...
getting fired from a government job is literally mental btw

>>212083731
Slow motion beats no motion my nigga

>>212083761
put himself out there didn't he

>>212083377
hope your mum gets dementia and forgets what you look like

>>212083768
platypussy

>>212083768
Rorke thinks the idea of a mammal laying eggs is woke nonsense

>>212083769
I’m learning Welsh. It’s a wonderful language

>>212083771
lol why do pakis and indians believe that anyone else recognizes their castes
you're all the same

>>212083768
I got turned into a puggle lefty! Im puggle rooooooorke!

*enters /brit/*

>>212083782
true my african american friend.
I will work on running faster once i do a 10k tho

>>212083768
holy friggin cute

>>212083674
looks like a stratocumulus

>>212083771
>SAAAAR THEY ARE ZAINICHI MIRPURIS SAAAAR NOT GOOD PAKISTANIS LIKE ME SAAAAR
go fucking home you smelly paki bastard

>>212083740
Russel.t davies has to be one of the most repulsive homosexuals on the go

I am probably the most racist man in this thread

>>212083740
seen this mong in the BA safety video and had no idea who he was

>be a useless waste of oxygen
>only still have my job because my manager likes me
>he just got fired
alri

>>212083802
>>212083835
You’re thinking of indians

>>212083845
I believe I am close.

Got the Lynard Skynard on

>>212083804
A lot of Brits probably don't know what Juneteenth is

>>212083862
Plan on a Greggs trip soon

>>212083700
@battleaxxe

dont know if you are still here anon, about "candies for legendary Pokemon"
in Pokemon Go
you can get candies by having it out as a buddy and walking around

with the dog legendary: you either get the shard things for something special to you (individual/unique) or its on route
you can fully max out 4-6 Pokemon in like a month, or do 1 Pokemon in like 1-2 weeks properly

if you are doing the legendary dog Pokemon then you may as well do as I said before and also (as you walk with your legendary), keep making accounts and getting to the step where the legendary appears, and trading off a good IV/shiny one to yourself if you are putting in all the effort

>>212083768
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVGH SYNAPSIDAAA

>>212083875
nobody cares
go fucking home you smelly paki bastard

>>212083804
What is it about Irish lads and black broads

>>212083913
screaming

>>212083669
trannywank on the cards

>>212083893
for me it's tuesdays gone

>>212083873
>>be a useless waste of oxygen
keke you arent a US/CA flag though. turn off your VPN for this one then?

>>212083957
hello mumberg

>>212083682
ישראל מוזכרת

day's gone a bit rapid for my liking

if Pokemon were real, id fuck a Shuppet

Irish blood ruined England
Most English people have Irish blood and that's what ruined England or at least hastened its demise politically, socially and culturally

Going off to Lidl tomorrow
Gonna raid the bakery section for those pretzel bread rolls they sell

>>212083804
seen this like 29 times in the past few days ffs

day's gone a bit raped for my liking

>>212083921
We left Pakistan because of smelly paharis

im back and i dont give a fuck

>>212084011
and you're going to see it at least another 29 times, fool

>>212084019
this'll be me when i turn 50-odd
witless fucking numpty me

saw a (fit) woman picking daffodils and wearing a yellow tracksuit
couldnt believe my eye
pinkie pie is fit

>>212084002
had several wanks to vulpix rule34 when i first started wanking

You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
‘If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?’
‘Sex-lexia…’

CeX hires all the fit gils

lol

>>212084079
Love.

>>212083902
Ty

>>212083788
a png made you that mad

karachi teen puss sex sex

>>212084037
nobody knows or cares what that means! shut the fuck up! you're brown and you smell and nobody wants you here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaany /pear/bros in the thread? Hands-up if you love PEARS.

>>212083038
thats ok just doing our bit arent we

>>212084027
lordosis in n words

mental how society has been programmed to not use "oh you want methamphetamine? no shit you do" because they all want it too and if they used the argument (which would fall through immediately) they would end up getting it legalized, good

>>212084135
More of an apple man myself

Irish folk are rather simple-minded, that's why they gel with blacks who are the same way

no ummershys

>>212084135
More a green apple man desu

>>212084135
pear fanatic, me in the pic

>>212084157
Barely comprehensible post as per the usual thing we see from drugmongs

>>212084170
>>212084180
/apple/fags out in full force it seems

>>212084141
rorke (mother didnt care much when he was growing up (unlike Jews)) looking at manners and getting angry

>>212084157
toby

>>212084157
toby

toby has been trying to get meth for at least 3 years now
can't he just find a dealer?

>>212084155
How did Timmy fuck up his cheek?

is it necessary to drink my own urine?

>>212084042
what have you done with my streamer, brat!?

>>212084176
mad how you can just completely make shit up, post it on twitter, screenshot it and people will believe it

wonder if it will ever come out

>>212084067
never seen anybody working in cex that wasn't a smelly disgusting troon

For me it's oranges

>>212084202
no meth just heroin this is scotland

>>212084202
cant have shit in Detroit

>>212084141
He would have fallen if Trump hadn't done that

>>212084160
Is that soogs?

>>212084078
Peng

found another Pokemon card. based
I think its some kid dropping them if he can match whatever Pokemon are going on in Pokemon Go
I have like 3 cards now :)

>>212084235
not sure what to make of this retarded faceblind yank gimmick

>>212084208
I thought this was an n word being hanged

>>212084222
screbing
absolute classique

how the fuck is timmy still in hospital ffs

>>212084245
is that lisa nandy?

>>212084260
screaming ktim

>You have been banned from /tv/ for the following reason:
>Replying to off-topic threads on /tv/
Oh fuck off /tv/ janny

Love bein american

>>212084267
Munchausen

95 Pokemon candies now

>>212084134
Our family are doctors and engineers. The ones you want out are the uneducated benefit claiming rapists

anyone up for a gaming sesh

>>212084267
he's been malingering ever since he complained about coming home to his cold flat and someone on twitter told him to fake a fall

>>212084267
why is he in hospital again?

calling people racist in greggs

>Most NHS patient rooms are not routinely air-conditioned

Grim grim grim

>>212084267
Old boomers take a long time to heal desu

>>212084282
immm be honest with u
I dont give a shit

>>212084252
Well who is it then

me on the left

>>212084306
kek what

>>212084235
nah, isizzly

>>212082979
and nothing ever did

>>212084282
/tv/ jannies will leave a thread up for two days and then decide it's off topic and van the whole thread

>>212084267
His cheek's got a dent in it

>>212084313
>its OK for an ambulance ride to cost $6000 so long as the ride and destinations have AC
would soyjack you but im playing Pokemon

kaytim, kaytim, kaytim!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212084338
thanks

>>212084222
reckon they shagged afterward?

Pokemon Owner (my name in Pokemon Go) going mental running around across roads and shit on my phone screen

>>212084363
The intellectual titans...

post sum real personal shit right now
do it faggit

>>212084331
https://xcancel.com/bigboi1923783/status/1901634160545980439

>>212084363
Rorke's tat

Fifa Club World Cup is pointless. No team wants to participate in it

>>212084387
OK one sec

>>212084395
SCREAMING

I don't want to go to australia

>>212084363
tattoo freaks will defend this

>>212084267
since September 2024

The demographic situation is beyond over

>>212084395
>>212084427

NEW
>>212084451

>>212084451

I am not a mouthbreather outside (not always at least. or not when I sit down)
there is more NO and NO2 outside (and near roads)
and more NO breathed out through the nose when you use it

>>212084222
why is she even carrying him? there are seats

>>212084448
samcrinfvg

>>212084363
I paused my live for this(and nicopokie)

>>212084387
had the teenage gf guaranteed back in school but bottled it in the last second. Never had a gf 13 years later

>>212084267
useless lump of biomass

>>212084267
If you're over the age of 40 it's a legal requirement for the NHS to spaff a minimum of £10m on you.