Thread 212084451

poo seal edition

>>212084430
why nopt?

me on the right

>>212084451 (OP)
need a poo dog mate

I am not pleased with the consequences of my decisions

>>212084451 (OP)
outstanding edition

>>212084481
it looks very hot and lame

kill yourself retard mong

90% of mixed-race people in England have Irish blood

>>212084451 (OP)
Aha there he is!

nth for the baddiedem

aff tae bed

>>212084534
sybau

>>212084523
Ok.

>>212084498
more of a dog pancake man myself

>>212084538
Mad how none of them were the pretty girl in school

>>212084430
you're living the dream bro!

>>212084550
this is an outrage

You owe me somethig.

>>212084538
They're literally all 6/10s

if yu were offered a line of K right now wud u take it

guys while he isnt here, the BE flag is obviously a retarded virgin freak mong who SHOULD kill himself, but dont you think its mental how if he did, he would make the EU country better? it would be good for his country if he wasnt alive. and if someone made him kill himself, they would be making the EU better - as it should be. if someone did it to him, they would make Belgium better. and it would be on them or that group. it should be something that you should consider doing
you (the thread) should look at gang-bullying him into suicide because you CAN make the country, EU, and world a better place (and so you can too with your race). if he is white then it is good for us if he kills himself
there is no reason why he shouldnt kill himself

>>212084585
probably yh

>>212084581
Why is he sweaty then?

um hi

>>212084539
nite lad

This coin is mine!

hatched a 3* IV Lileep now called LilPeep :)

tyoe shih i be on

gay poo porn

*enters the thread*

Just one day to find a gf and friends before 4chan is banned forever.

absolutely mental we have the technology but also wont use it to make people kill themselves if all they do is sit on the internet and complain or say "its over" or fight strawmen on the internet and dont contribute to society one bit. obviously they are in pain

Subtle.

>>212084693
so this is rorke

All of Emma Watson’s poos end up flushed down a toilet. Seems like a waste of good girl poo.

I reckon
Greeno Eats will Die

before
Gary or
Danny Rate My Takeaway

he Is Unhealthy !!

boo hoo wah wah I went to another country and killed people for my government and now im... le SAD :(((( waah this person is sad we should kill him

need a gf who'll pretend to be my sister then piss in my mouth

Mong.

>>212084693
We've all done the "crying while running home after an accident".
Not all died, though.

meanwhile, 400ft below the thread...

>>212084693
That saved him from far worse to be honest

>>212084696
IT'S OVER

I am pretty sure that's right.

So this is Rorke

hopefully the person who is posting with a Belgium flag kills himself in real life

>>212084804
No chance
Can only hope an Iranian missile gets him

Less screens more screams

>>212084801
ummers

erm thats a spaffing trannard you can't post that

>>212084492
It's amazing how ancient humans took some wolves and bred them into the most docile and loving and friendly creatures in the world.

remember when 4chan 4chan was the toilet of the internet? and covered in shit? imagine going there and making it worse, being unpopular

>>212084832
Sorry.

>>212084801
Timmy's Asian bride

>>212084603
I'll be honest matey you could apply that to the entire system of incentives responsible for creating him and his even more ghoulish friend on the UK flag, and the people who created them.

If we're being real, and we truly internalise and think through the consequences of all the myriad ways in which our current culture is such a nightmare to live within (which one would think would be a frequent occurence, considering how much people complain about it every day), the honest and inevitable solution is a string of action so incredibly and flagrantly illegal that I am probably getting added to even more lists I'm not already on somehow for merely vaugely hinting at it. But we all know, deep down, it must be done.

just want to sleep but i have wanktoil

>>212084801
Go on Jeffrey

>>212084863
hey egyptian what's your thoughts on >>212084801

>>212084872
>I'll be honest matey you could apply that to the entire system of incentives responsible for creating him and his even more ghoulish friend on the UK flag, and the people who created them.
>
>If we're being real, and we truly internalise and think through the consequences
maybe some people should just not have freedom
maybe its a product of the EU. that IS what people at the EU are like

Past.

reading 戦闘妖精雪風

>>212084888
Stop.

>>212084898
Present.

>>212084562
bit noncey lad

>>212084582
as a brit you can't be saying that

>>212084910
>Paul McNamee (born 12 November 1954) is an Australian former doubles world No. 1 tennis player and prominent sports administrator.
The eternal Australian

the BE flag poster is the scene in 1984 in the field (and the 1984 has already happened or has in the EU in this scenario)

watching the latest adam curtis doccy

>>212084910
>public services
how many deliveries riders do we need?

>>212084910
>Paul McNamee
not even trying

>>212084801
fucking UMM

>>212084942
based, although some of his takes border on the conspiratorial

>>212084933
Ok.

>>212084298
you forgot *and lawyers
but those smelly dajit... fucking Indians and Pakistanis its all their fault but I do all of the good things. fuck my own race and country though
hope she (the white man) reads this

tim should be evicted from hospital
why do we waste resources on people like him

>>212084935
>as a brit you can't be saying that
I've seen prettier girls than that over here many times.

Why the fuck does /brit/ always have politics posts and yet I get banned every fucking time I post something even vaguely political on /int/

There is no consistency to this rule whatsoever

bag of lemon bomboms on the go

fucking scearning good job lids

rorke serving people their eviction notices (for the hospital) at the hospital
leftypol applying to MAID for PTSD (worked as a stockroom assistant for the army) (female) (lifted all of the light boxes)

>>212084893
What I'm saying is, the mentally-ill cretins like ziedbelg and heather are not the primary problem, they are just pawns on behalf of an alien regime which churns out these creatures at an industrial scale. And while the pawns are hardly worthy of life themselves, focusing on getting rid of them first would be like shovelling the drive while it's still snowing.

Unless, like the state, you had some means of automation for detonating them early.

>>212085003
Ok.

>>212084998
gotta know the game

The hell does woke right mean?

any nazgul man in?

anyone have any experience with hair dyeing?

post sum real personal shit right now
do it faggit

>>212084998
Janman fears us
He knows we'll drown this board in /brit/s if he gets too trigger happy with the bans

>>212084998
people report your post and/or the jannies see it on outer /int/
the rule system is stupid and makes no sense. this board is objectively a waste of internet space and shouldn't be here anyway

>>212084998
what are your political leanings?

Ok.

Swastikas, genitals and threats of sexual violence towards children were posted during a Stormont meeting for parents of young people with Special Educational Needs (SEN).

The Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) said it is investigating the incident.

>>212084998
Getting banned is meaningless it's such a trivial thing to evade and just keep posting.

>>212085051
went black out mental last week, proper losing my mind x

3pm tings mog all the baddydem

>>212084998
What colour are you?

I disagree with the "white country for white people" if it follows the brown people and black people (and Asians). I would take it a step further and say that autistic people should get their own country. but it should be diverse in that the autismos should be carefully chosen to make up the right amounts and %s to have all of the bases covered. there could even be benefits, where low functioning autistic people can get benefits from taxes

>>212085071
Bloody.

>>212085033
you're claiming the bbc nonce cuckle brothers are...government agents?

>Caroline also got in touch after paying more than £4,500 to treat her 19-year-old cat Ozzie when she was diagnosed with a brain tumour.

>The bill was so high she could not afford to cremate Ozzie after the cat died - so instead she brought her home and buried her in the back garden.

howling petmongs are insane

>>212085051
30 minutes

>>212085047
one time I sprayed a wash out hair dye to look like a white haired anime boy

So.

>>212085037
It means James Lindsay is an asset

>>212085057
Don't worry; /brit/, the only reason for visiting this board, will soon be gone anyway

>>212085112
Has to be a guardian angel

>>212085101
85% of autists live on welfare, it wouldn't work.

>>212084998
don't worry OFCOM will sort it out

>Pokemon TCG man is cooked... km crashing out
shut up woman

>>212085101
This is why we need to go to space
In the future we'll have the space and population to experiment with entire planets with nothing but autistics and see what happens
Planet of the introverts
Planet of the nymphomaniacs
Planet of the communists
Etc etc

mousey!

how big is too big lads

>>212085150
Ridiculous.

>>212085150
ktim

neets with infinite time should be leading the frontier on art philosophy and music but theyre rotting in their bedrooms.. we need to step it up

Really want to shag holodem anons battyhole

>>212085150
their hobbies arent monetized
or just forgo money and go with GBP

>>212084994
they're penger than 6/10 for sure

>>212085187
Classified.

>>212085176
screamigm

women should be banned from using the internet because they're sexually vulnerable and it leads to their exploitation

>>212085123
Betting on caroline having kids would be like buying lottery tickets

>>212085172
fucking hell

What is the baddydem's real official name?

Authentic.

>>212085120
'Agent' implies agency. Assets do not need to be aware in order to provide use, logistically-speaking.

>>212085051
need a wank

>>212085223
>From Kingston to Enfield
That's just 25 miles

says here in the Windows license agreement (by implication) that a device is a storage or platter on storage
so if 4chan is illegal then having .html files (of 4chan) is, so yeah. so you could save the /brit/ thread to a .html file and send it, they edit, then send it back, and you edit and send it back (posting). then you could make your own internet without OFCOM because it is a different domain (on an intranet)

>>212085254
Was waiting for the hitchcock cameo

>>212085259
how does their presence on /brip/ benefit the government

https://youtu.be/AxvdGFLBkhg
Can't stop listening to this. I reckon Rolf has me in his nonce spell

>>212085047
I bought a box of hair dyeb and it's been sitting in my cupboard for months.
that's my experience

Sucking caulk right out of the tube

>>212085280
screaming

>>212085280
you cannot save the htmls

>>212084981
You don’t understand. These people are of a different race. They are the rapists and degenerates we all want to get away from

>>212085172
right so source?

>>212085319
Dopamine.

Reckon ofcom are taking 4chan down specifically to stop mousey

eating some west country cheddar and chive sourdough

>>212085157
>>212085157
Oh my days.

Chatgpt is so fucking sick man

another night in my sweaty smelly incel bed, still unwashed because I can't be arsed to change the bedding

racist much

>>212085288
What it's true

>>212085223
death to hillingdon

>>212085280
woah... mousenonce created ofcom free /brit/

>>212085336
bufalika

>>212085362
Stop.

>>212085321
Let him in

>>212085172
Rarely are they ever too big

>>212085284
In a nutshell, disruption. COINTELPRO-style forum sliding and such. And spreading the particular memes they do surely has its own upsides, intended or not.

Might release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin
Not like anyone else can do it for me

Mousey could we meet up and be friends irl? I live like 40 minutes from Glasgow and I would drive to meet you

its chewsday innit

we get storage drives and connect them with copper wires and send things using the copper wires

>>212085396
Girls if they could be boys for a day

Doing something big tomorrow but I've got nobody to talk about it with :( And I reckon you lot will just make jokes if I do say what I'm doing

>>212085351
not really lol
it's basically a faster version of google with word association slop

>>212085412
You get gun shot.

>>212085172
italian milk

What freaks me out about foxes is that they make really weird screeching noises that sound demented
I don't understand how a dog-like creature could make such noises

>>212085408
would

Past.

you are not allowed to download the 4chan html, edit <img src="reggie.jpg"> into it and upload it back to the server

>>212085423
Skill issue

>>212085437
biomass bus

need a clip of the big floppy Alpha cock from the 28 Years Later movie

cant remember if i clocked out at work
need a system to help me remember

just going to cook some chicken x

>>212085401
good
if the biomass inherit the earth, they should suffer

need to set up a repeater to autoconnect to bus WiFi and tether that to a virtual machine and then phone running Pokemon Go for it to run back and forth all day on a bot account

>>212085303
Is it Just for Men?
What number shade did you get?

>>212085435
mozzarella factory

Spoiler alert: the next 4chan will be on IPFS

Stay angry. Keep your blood pressure up. lf you relax for even a moment they win

>>212085503
If you clocked out, go home.
If you didn't clock out, then clock out and go home.

>>212085477
Eternally seething germ it's been too long since we've seen you
How're you holding up? Wow it's been what, 9 years this thursday since the brexit vote, but I guess you wouldn't be ESG if that made a difference to ya haha

undecided if i fancy bacon and egg butty, pancakes, or go an get a takeaway for tea

>>212085535
Love this wonderfully weird country x

>>212085525
This
Also why I don't care about global warming

Dr House did something out of character idk i wasn't really paying attention this episode

whats the deal with biomass? *awaits applause*

>>212085554
grow up

Brr brr patapim LOOOL

>>212085498
Come on?

>>212085535
Cronem after a long nite with Katy

>>212085570
Have you solved any of the cases yet lad? I got a few before the House eureka moment

>>212085566
love her and her willy :)

>>212085566
mental how fit """she""" is

jewish imported biological weapons

Quack

>>212085566
You can tell it's a guy. Something about the eyes

2 eggs down

>>212084935
>haha brits are ugly
revolting self-hating yankified little freak

Wish i was in Belfast

>>212085649
Thanks.

half black spongeheads

wasnt racist than l saw the latest racist post by rorke now l'm super racist

>>212085423
Nah it’s sick u just ask it anything and it gives u the answer like that, on google u have to waste time clicking on different websites filled with ads looking for the answer

>>212085630
Imported everywhere except Israel

Poleaboo or Moni or whatever is a mirpuri
That’s what they’re like

>>212085670
Sniggaboblib

if you dont give them attention, they wont do it. he is doing it because he cant get attention

I just wanna dance

>>212085670
Stop.

>>212085647
this was the begining of the end

>>212085670
lol that was a cracking post yesterday

>>212085663
why? (posting from there right now)

Mental how all babies being born in England from now on are getting their DNA sent into the national database and nobody seems to care?

>>212085544
i do things on autopilot and genuinely have no memory of a section of my night. i remember getting back to the yard. unloading the van. going in the depot, putting back my stuff, dropping a few things off. i just have no memory whatsoever of leaving. the doorway requires a key card so with it in my hand id have surely used it to clock out. i just have no memory of it. from being in the depot to walking out the door i have a few minutes with no memory whatsoever.

we're gonna rock down to
electric avenue

>>212085279
like 10 thousand blacks "laid the foundations for modern Britain"? is he serious? what about the millions of british people?

im boimaking bread
this week (starting Sunday) I have eaten 12 rolls and 2 loafs of bread

>>212085527
H55 real black

>>212085611
I thought i solved one right from the open and guessed a guy was poisoned by his boss, but it turned out the poison was given accidentally.
I only really try and figure out who is going to pass out in the opening scene. My medical guesses go as far as just shouting out conditions that i've heard said a lot on the show

>>212085726
Seems like the perfect place for a grubby virgin like me

>>212085727
should get my dna into their arsebase tbqh

Apply.

>>212085729
mad how his songs aren't on any streaming platforms

>>212085732
He hates white people

I want to get her pregnant

>>212085732
Blacks have very fragile egos, they have to constantly be heaped with praise

>>212085693
broken britain

Expect it?

>>212085766
true
they are also very sensitive

>>212085748
Bold move. I went with 45 but haven't applied it yet.
What's your natural colour?

What do you lads reckon the odds are on the govt not only having covered up the Rotherham etc. etc. etc. cases, but having personally organised and managed them for the purpose of wide-scale paedophilic blackmail?

Remember, after all, that Cyril Smith was the MP for Rochdale.

>>212085741
been there

>>212085751
why?

name a single british person who doesn't deserve to be fisted to death in front of its parents

Rebel.

>>212085803
dunno

>>212085803
I doubt their motivation was that complex they were just too weak to do anything about it because it might make them look rayciss

>>212085819
...me?

>>212085580
pot noodle then

>>212085819
OK then bye
cause itd be a bit weird for you to stay in /brit/ if you hate British people so much. so bye

>>212085728
If you follow the system correctly, if you are home, you are clocked out.

I WANNA DIE JUST LIKE JFK
I WANNA DIE ON A SUNNY DAY

>>212085803
Political parties literally run on blackmail

>>212085834
You think the UK state is 'weak'?

97.7 Pokemon candy now

>>212085859
yeah

>>212085819
George Washington

>>212085726
Best weather imaginable and id like to visit one of the loyalist pubs

>>212085866
Did you sleep through covid mate?

>>212085791
dark brown

>>212085859
anarcho tyranny

>>212085842
i got a distressing phonecall at work and just wanted to finish up asap and have a blank memory of if i did clock out. nothing i can do about it now, im not going back in to clock out and i finished over an hour ago anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHExGaxfPE
just say white

gladys is a semi-common name for hispanics now

should of talked to the pretty girl picking flowers
there is something personal for you

>>212085878
mostly wanked through it

anyway the cough thing was a globo-homo mandate it wasn't something the british state really decided for themselves

>>212085885
never happened

Rorke deploying his little buzzwords he learnt off AA's channel

>>212085254
is it just me or are birds insanely clumsy these days? have been duffed in the head more than a few times by seagulls and pigeons. now actively duck out of the way of birds, and look like a right fucking twat when I do so.

>>212085838
nah I enjoy your company, I just know you're all abominations in the eyes of the lord, every british person acts like they're made of popsicle sticks and glue and animated by the love of a childless toy maker, even the brown ones.

>>212085866
And the crackdown on last year's protests and jailing of children who went to them or people who shared videos was what, exactly? An accident on Starmer's behalf?

caught an Abra with the Poke candy berry on it. *starts floss dancing*

>>212085901
I once forgot whether or not I washed the coffee machine at toil and got the bus back in at midnight to check.
I didn't wash it, so I gave it a bit of a scrub since I already made the trip.

if you actually followed all them covid rules you’re the real mug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

TUNES: ON

>>212085915
the guy who did this with Afghanistan for this is based (search the YT documentary by Oki)

>>212085915
this is probably how most incels of history died
maybe we need more endless conflicts to divert their impotent rage

I know this is going to sound very self-aggrandising, but it is incredible many few people actually think for themselves. They're just told something... and then believe it implicitly... forever... Just boggles my mind, that.

>>212085929
what about it? the government sided with the more powerful side (the browns)

>>212085758
they're all on spotify though?

>>212085942
fucks sake.. im a real mug
*gets coffee poured into me*

going large and also ((goinng home))

farting out the nose

98 Pokemon candy

get it made I have a post prepared

>>212085915
Hilarious how she doesn’t take a second to look at her own failings as a mother. Letting your retard 20 year old son fuck off to Ukraine to fight a brutal war which literally doesn’t concern you

>>212085933
jesus thats fucked. id never bus back. ive taken home the keys to a company vehicle and driven back to drop them off because otherwise id get a phonecall at 6am.

>>212085233
they don't have a name, originally the "baddiedem" was just soogs egirl friends. but at some point they joined ditzy management and made a lil bit of content wearing a ditzy brand hoodie. they also became affiliated with ditzy's twitter page. since then the "baddiedem" extended to all ditzy affiliates, even the ones who've never reacted with soogs and friends on twitter

but now they've all either left ditzy or no longer publicly affiliating with the group. but I've noticed soogs shilling new egilrs who join ditzy for a month then remove the affiliate tag. so them new girls can be baddiedemmed

account affiliate's get a unique tag image but their name*

>>212085656
it's a fact lad, yank tings mog us

>>212085960
The side they imported, you mean?
Their own side.

>
making out with potential gf in the back seat of the car

>>212085959
That's a good thing
You have to remember that most of the time people aren't ruled over by people that want them dead and their children raped by their replacements, so the instinct to assume what your leaders say it's true is a good thing

the browns are the most powerful side because uhhh they had to flee the brown peppo country they made

>>212085959
>They're just told something... and then believe it implicitly... forever... Just boggles my mind, that.
Such as "it's not our fault, we were just scated of looking like racists".

>>212085994
have any of them done BBC? I think they've all done hardcore content at some point

>>212086031
new

new
>>212086041

>>212085990
To be fair it was only 25 minutes away and I bought a monthly pass. Plus the shift ended at 10. The nice thing about a job like that was claiming all the extra hours for everything. Could've been rich if rent in Britain wasn't so ridiculous.
What distressing call did you get?

>>212086045
>>212086050
Which way, white man?

>>212084655
>huge shoulders
>huge hands
>huge neck and head
That's a man

>>212086038
no bbc afaik, all lasses except summer(second) have done hardcore porn iirc

>>212086053
grandad is in hospital. once i got home ive found out he is in overnight with a kidney infection but at the time i thought he was dying.

>>212086127
silly bugger, he is

>>212086014
I didn't see it.

>>212086111
actually kinda shocking none of them have been blacked

Sorry.

>>212086158
they just shag their partners or friends if dykeing

Bro?

>>212086190
they also swap partners a fair amount

>>212084655
Special Operations FOXHOUND. Revolver Ocelot

This is what I got.

The opposite of your agony pain and suffering is true human. There is a reason you are a bitch and bitching on about.

>>212086211
lucky bastids