Thread 212086041

Canterbury edition

poo smells lmao

Drama with the BBC again...
For clarification, the BBC policy is to call pregnant women "pregnant women", not "pregnant people".
The one exception is if you're quoting someone directly.
Which was the case on the BBC earlier, a direct quote, which the presenter changed from "people" to "women" by the presenter.

wonder how how the subrburbs arcade fire went

ah yes well worth saving those posts for the new

I'm unironically in love with this man (Ford is ok but Jack is adorable)
I just melt when he appears on the telly aye

>>212086041 (OP)
mental to think that the fellas who built this probably went their entire lives without seeing a single wog

3 actors l like in this and it might genuinely be the worst film any of them have done

goonsesh commenced

100 Candy but the <3s reset :(

Britain did not have rock ‘n’ roll. Britain did not have cars with fins, drive-in movie theaters with stupid sci-fi/horror movies playing, malt shops, jukeboxes or sock hops. Britain did not have Elvis. 1950s Britain was a world apart from 1950s America.

Balls reeking of mayonnaise again

>>212087859
Luis Guzmán one of them?

>>212087859
that new season of justified was pretty godawful
even 50 year old rayman gibbons wouldn't be fucking that ugly old black broad

>>212087871
sexy Egyptian nose...

>>212087883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7xy6Oqa5f0

>>212087883
A large portion of what you have said is untrue. Some of what you said is true. Some is true but embellished upon. Overall, the post is largely false.

>>212087883
>>212087891
The pooality of amerifatism

>>212087883
It did have some of these things. You would know this if you had heard of a band called The Beatles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teddy_Boys

>>212087891
I know brits don't like mayo but that's my favorite condiment and it's not close
>SNIFFA

>>212087891
havent seen me balls since before covid

>>212087908
What about my statement was false?

getting blacked

>.gif
Yank automatically wins I'm afraid

>>212087883
Well, you are wrong. Britain did have rock and roll and Elvis was hugely popular in the UK.

>>212087883
Didn't have wogs either

>>212087968
>>gif
>fuck off
fuck off

>rock and roll
troglodyte genre
brits pioneered electronic/house music and thats all that matters

rorke types like to doompost about how the world has gone too woke but it's mental how much more mainstream chud opinions are compared to 10 years ago
racism was seen as something outdated that would eventually just go away but now 15 year olds are turbo rorkes

Doing a prompt

>>212087946
Your comments regarding rock and roll, jukeboxes, sock hops, and Elvis being things that Britain "did not have". Popularity aside of some portions of the statement, as well as timing of when some of these became popular in the 20th century. The generalisation is overall false.
Can't speak for drive-ins, but that I imagine is true.

>>212088002
Need them liquidated

>>212087982
British youth LISTENED to rock n roll but it didn’t all kick off until the early 60s.

legitimately though what is that event which we cant talk about

>>212088017
>electronic/house
I hate that shit.
Elvis > gay rave shite

>>212088052
Wrong

>>212088017
Imagine having such completely shit taste in music. Couldn’t be me.

l've decided l just want to smoke weed everyday and do random wfh jobs in my smelly bedroom

>>212088043
Irrelevant to your statement on whether or not Britain *had* rock n' roll.

>>212088052
>rave
that's more techno music
>https://youtu.be/7d8NjRKSr5s?si=GbYaJGJw5e15KopG

all this 50s talk makes me miss my grandparents

someone on this thread should do some funny ai video generation

>>212088087
leftypol

Germans were the first to take the blues influence out of rock n roll, creating a much more modern and timeless sound.

>>212088043
You know Britain has the most Elvis impersonators per capita?

day <3s reset, time to get a present from my Pokemon when I raise the <3 level

rorke blasting elvis in his ford fiesta because electronic music is "gay rave shite"

>>212088123
For me it's Faust

>>212087908
>>212088037
>>212088092
hey buddy ... blow it out your ass

My grandfather was a Sinophile and a massive perv. When he died his laptop was filled with father-daughter porn, and he use to take creepshots of women with his camcorder so all our family holiday videos would have us all playing on the beach and then it would suddenly cut to a bunch of women relaxing in a hot-tub recorded through his curtains. There were rumours that he had an affair with the owner of a local chinese takeaway and that's why my two grandparents utterly detested each other.

>>212088168
Dook is....le forever???

>>212088179
Sounds based

Kissed the protogf again today lads. Twice!

>>212088129
christ what a fuck up

i need to move to switzerland

>>212088197
Good lad

>>212088129
Need that in Dublin, Galway, Cork, and Waterford PRONTO!

>>212088179
Yellow-fever claims another

arab girls are beautiful princesses while arab men are feral creatures that should be kept in zoos

>>212088245
non whites shouldn't exist

>>212088202
aaahh the swiss nation

Now I'm finding truth is a ruin
Nauseous end that nobody is pursuin'
Staring into glassy eyes
Mesmerised

There's a vintage thirst returning
But I'm sheltered by my channel surfin'
Every famine virtual
Retrovertigo

>Christmas was half a year ago today
FUCK me

>>212088245
aladdin was a good lad though

>>212088245
True
>>212088255
Also true

>>212087997
Or they could be killed by a white police officer like Wayne Couzens. Or an angry young white guy like Jake Davison, the Plymouth shooter.

As for homes, maybe we should restrict rich people buying up all the property and either leaving it unoccupied or renting it out at extortionate prices

Female friend is texting me about how depressed she is.
Might have a wank over her.

>>212088289
You could say "God bless her" instead

>>212088287
we get it leftypol you hate whitey

>>212088245
2 minutes after submitting this post an arab girl messaged me on insta
going to tell her my views on her men

leftypol's inability to grasp basic statistics dooming civilisation to an entirely self-inflicted dark-age

find racists to be thick and racism to be tedious
grow up

watching some youtuber visit los angeles and i have no idea why

>>212088263
Beer is an absolute rip off in Italy too, but at least the wine is cheap, and the cigars.

women and non whites simply can't grasp the concept of 'per capita'

Might move to Argentina

>>212088322
this but every mainstream leftypol talking point

>>212088322
yeah yeah everything is racist
blog on leftypol

leftypol hearing about another migrant killing and going 'UGH great another excuse for those CHILDREN to be RACIST again'

Psalm 68 NIV

ops

>>212088328
Biggest thing that pissed me off was how few places sold actual Swiss beers. Why am I getting sold Heineken and Peroni in a place that has a good domestic beer industry?
Ironically the cheap shite tourist places were more likely to have something actually Swiss.

>>212088328
beer in italy is like 1 euro at the shops mate you got tricked

>>212088351
And leftists, who are spiritual women but not physical like they wish they were.

>>212088371
um
this is cute…

>>212088390
leftypol can grasp it he just chooses to ignore it

>>212088377
Not talking about the shops (which btw stop selling booze stupidly early) I'm talking about the bars and restaurants.

poo

>>212088371
opsie :3

>>212088416
True, they oscillate between ignorance and dishonest malice and when it's difficult to tell which state they're in, it's better to just assume the latter.

the 'goon

like the cute kitten with Hitlers voice makes me laugh every time

>>212088417
yeah they're cheap there too if you're not in tourist traps

leftypol happily increasing the sum total of thieves, rapists, and murderers in his home country

>>212088397
muppet porn
muppet get ipad
muppet schindler’s list
muppet die of aids

the goon in question

poo rape

air slicing a wedge of edam and letting the slices fall into my open gob

I don't want to raid on classic today bros I'm high as fuck on edibles on my couch listening to tunes
does that happen iyc?

>>212088480
muppet 120 days of sodom
muppet daisy's destruction

alan bumbaclart partridge

UMbreon

>office has AC, living room doesn't
bloody hell it's hot

every politics test i do says im leftypol but if i told my politics to a leftypol thy would think im a nazi

>>212088452
>2 stars
bin it

>>212088527
Mate it's like 80% humidity here right now

>>212088534
Left vs right is not a good way of determining one’s political views. Too one dimensional.

>>212088534
*supports the most historically-anti-labour agenda and policies imaginable*
actually leftism is just when everybody has healthcare sweetie

the only political position that matters is your stance on thirdies
everything else is secondary to that

>>212088560
poorbably not as hot thoughever

>>212088534
politics tests are never accurate because they don't take into account context

>>212088545
Zigzagoon is the best Pokemon

my stance on thirdies: bring them in by the millions and put them on the dole

>>212088607
trvthke

im #darkwoke

>>212088610
20C at 80% humidity is less comfortable than 30C at 60% humidity that's just a fact

feel like SHIT

leftypol telling his comrades to be quiet about rotherham because the white girls were racial kulaks and petite bourgeois anyway and you can't discriminate against the powerful

haha yeah leftypol

>>212088696
he said that did he

>>212088309
I don't think I'm a lefty and also I don't hate white people. I'm just pointing out that criminals come from pretty much every ethnic background.

>>212088721
yeh

I consider this thread a failure
I didn't get enough (You)s

My old friend from college was a leftist hippy stoner ten years ago, but now he's gone full turbo chud who hates browns, blacks, jews, and gays.

>>212088739
mentle

>>212088743
why gays? were chill
it's those trans you want to watch out for uh huh

Sexually assaulting a poo

>>212088734
you're also a disingenuous mong who can't into numbers
>>212088743
the most swedish stereotype of a bloke I knew seemed to turn on a dime after the floyd riots, was quite a thing to see

>>212088741
the yank in /btir/ experience

The worst crime a white man can commit is racism, but an ever worse crime is antisemitism

>>212088684
lol no it isn't. that's "it's going to rain" weather

>>212088741
Egyptbot will be here shortly

>/btir/
get that man bradley'd

Need her to fart in my face.

>>212088764
gays are devious.

really bored need someone to break the ceasefire or something

mad how politics has devolved into how fast browns can be imported vs how fast people are turning into chuds
like that's the only thing that matters, leftypol is a completely irrelevant force at this point

Me? Not devious at all. l'm the opposite in fact

>>212088862
Bit odd how fag couples always want to adopt boys and never girls.

ah yes we've reached the 'child rape' part of the evening

>>212088866
Judging from the new abortion AND euthanasia laws AND the baby database, it seems the Starmerreich is still not satisfied that the boat intake is doing its job quickly enough.

>>212088899
you're bloody right

https://isgp-studies.com/center-scare

l was adopted by 100 Catholic priests living on a cruise ship...this is my story

>>212088743
based

right well im off to pinterest

>>212088956
posted it again award

I fell into a bloody pile of shit

>pinterest
get this man um'd

>>212088770
Numbers aren't relevant. What's relevant is that everybody should be held to the same standards, no matter what your ethnic background is. I was replying to a post that referred to "Africans" as murderers but there have been many white murderers too, and murderers of other ethnicities.

Murder should be opposed no matter who commits it. Trying to pin murder on one ethnicity is absurd and factually inaccurate.

>>212089000
why it that an um worthy post?

>>212089024
this picture go insane

Fresh out the shower freeballing on my front porch. My skin looks like SHIT dont know what to do

This is it. Leftypol will finally be defeated this thread

>>212089000
nothing wrong with pinterest here is my pinterset it has good pictures

Trying to refrain from making incel posts. But the fact of the matter is that every post you make is an incel post when you're an unlovable incel.

>>212089051
would love to see if my british culture detector is working with this post but it seems to be dead

>>212089073
Might get on there

>>212088866
forgot to save that picture of like 3 rorkes surrounded by a huge refugees welcome crowd after southport

Hate marxists me

rape rorke

my Pokemons charged move? Struggle .

why is there some idiot spamming pictures all the time in this thread

>>212089021
disingenuous mong

Israelis are making threats against Donald Trump because he criticized Israel today.

>>212089151
>75 pounds
>had to pay for the hotel room
margins can't be good on that

>>212089179
>if only you knew how plap things were

Overcast and a breeze? We're back

>>212089168
It's the same cunt every time (heathermong) hes here permanently

just did a big incel fart

>>212089210
Permanent satire
An hour a day
24/7/365

the recent slop watch

>>212089210
whats his issue

what if someone had schizophrenia but they were a total wigger and they just kept seeing shit like the hologram of tupac played in his window

>>212089143
why?

>>212089231
anything good

their*
>>212089242
this niggas dead now

>>212089233
Reckon we'd have to dedicate an entire thread to that topic

>>212089231
only heard of 4 of those and never watched any

hate being hungry dunno how bobby sands did it

These people are sick in the head.
Someone needs to show this to the President.

actually there are like at least 7 pillars

The fit

wow dozens of likes how relevant

I mean temples

they won't hang me I'm british

>>212089311
>pure satire

Can a nigga borrow a pencil??

Jesus Christ is my nigga

finished writing mums birthday card. Need to find some wrapping paper for the present

NIGGUH PLEASE

keep imagining l announce l'm going to kill myself and everyone cheers

They are not our friends.

Are you a loser?

For unto us a Child is born, unto us a Son is given; and the government shall be upon His shoulder. And His name shall be called Wonderful, Counselor, The Mighty God, The Everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Breaking news. 6 retweets.

could you imagine

>>212089387
>(((looser)))

>>212089387
winners and losers are an american concept

>>212089271
why is the top of his head so flat
truly strange head shape

24 hours isnt exactly 120 berries, you dont get as much for the hours without much berries. spamming berries is fast though

>>212089188
nobody cares. Go to pol

>>212089387
why dont you kill me?

*stands up*
l'm going to kill myself
*crowd cheers*

>>212089454
this you bro?

>>212089484
...yh

i am a victim of rape

dubs decides what I goon to

>>212089527
lauren alexis try on hauls

>>212089527
nikocado avocado

>>212089527
Get the vintage 1960s porn on

That bombay badboy is calling me. I know I’m going to instantly regret it but I can’t resist

>>212089527
stop watching porn altogether

>>212089527
australian bbws

>>212089527
Asian fishnet milfs

>>212089566
Doesn't count

>>212089566
BQQM

the hymen is a fold of connective tissue which surrounds the orifice of the vagina. a thick wall (before it is obliterated) around the lumen of the vagina, from birth or in development at 60mm, and front of the labia minus. I think that between the libia minus and hymen are glands. the vagina drains from vessels. if the hymen (wall) forms a complete diaphragm across the vagina it is known as imperforate ductus hymen
there is also (elsewhere) parehymenaix
superior (within the triangle-shape region - of 2) are probably Skenes glands

>>212089527
your mum

>>212089600
Not real dubs as it's double 0 so it cancels it out

Does anybody here remember vera lynn

>>212089527
blacked

>>212089598

I think that between* is that I wanted to type that, but the order couldve been wrong
and twice in the search it said "wall" but one said it is thick and the other was thin, but I trust the section that tells me its thick

>>212089616
like Pink Floyd a lot but Roger Waters is so far up his own arse sometimes

>>212086041 (OP)
I fucking hate indeed atleast in the UK getting a job is easier

>>212089644
He's based actually

>>212089611
stop coping and start gooning to your mum. The universe has spoken

>>212089566
>>212089600
>>212089611
clear sign that you need to stop watching porn mate

>>212089644
One of these days im gonna chop you into little pieces

>>212089654
getting on a soap box about the Falklands was very cringe

and the placenta is attached to the vaginal wall literally and to the right by some cord. also the cord can take the vessels (for blood) once theyve traversed the placenta (unprotected) if there is that issue, and then they enter the placenta from the base of that cord :)

did nothing wrong to the Falklands or they deserved it or get fucked skill issue

Came home after work and wanted to kill myself, but saw the coffee I ordered from this artisanal independent roaster had arrived and they included funny stickers which made me laugh and decide not to kill myself.

Anyway, how was everyone else's day?

not allowed to post about medicine

>>212088034
proper schizo you are commiemong

the cervical os is what dilates to 10cm during childirth

I'm based

I fucking hate Indeed and I hate how most companies force you to use indeed or a shitty company website that hasn't been updated since 2015

The monkey sat on a pile of stone
And he stared at the broken bone in his hand
Strains of a Viennese quartet rang out across the land
The monkey looked up at the stars
And he thought to himself
Memory is a stranger
History is for fools
And he cleaned his hands in a pool of holy writing
Turned his back on the garden and set out for the nearest town
See upcoming rock shows
Get tickets for your favorite artists

When you add it all up
The tears and the marrow bone
There's an ounce of gold
And an ounce of pride in each ledger
And the Germans kill the Jews
And the Jews kill the Arabs
And the Arabs kill the hostages
And that is the news
And is it any wonder that the monkey's confused
He said, "Mama, mama, the President's a fool
Why do I have to keep reading these technical manuals?"
And the joint chiefs of staff
And the brokers on Wall Street said
"Don't make us laugh, you're a smart kid."
Time is linear
Memory's a stranger
History's for fools
Man is a tool
In the hands of the great God Almighty."
And they gave him command of a nuclear submarine
Sent him back in search of the Garden of Eden

>>212089718
not bad. just tired of it all. why did you want to kill yourself?

>>212089755
the Jews

>>212089718
Went to art club with friends and the proto gf this evening. Gave her a few kisses.
Should have invited her back to mine for some fuck, but ah you know.
My coat was missing from the gym. Need to go back and ask a member of staff if they took or. Big signs saying "We ain't responsible" so that's probably gone. Had some weed in the pocket so might be fucked.
Landlord died of cancer too. Found that out today.

>>212089749
tell me about it. applying for 10 jobs means creating 10 new passwords complete aids

Need to clean up my act

Remember when we all thought 4chan was deleted?
Mad that.

>>212089797
After your done we will make you take a personality test and then make you have to take a quiz

Whew wee! *fans myself* hot damn it’s hot! Bad day to be a ballsack!

When George Bush was at Yale, he took part in Freemason and Skull and Bones rituals where his title was Magog, a reference to the Biblical Gog and Magog, the armies of Satan who attack the people of God at Armageddon.

deleted from the hard drives

>>212089829
>>212089797
you lads had to do an AI webcam interview yet?

>>212089827
i wish it stayed offline forever

>>212089766

Forgot to take my pills this morning I guess

>>212089733
Do not compare me to that runt you ill-informed twat.

>>212089780
You sound like a teenager

unless you're going to make 200k+ a year you should exclusively be looking at government roles

>AI webcam interview
industrial revolution, consequences, human race, etc.

>>212089827
yeah I saw some of you mongs revive the /brit/ thread on CC

>>212089827
remember when all the mods and jannies got doxed and 4chan got exposed to still be using software that had reached end-of-life 10 years ago? and they bought the site back up without fixing or changing a single thing, just pushing a pointless short-term fix (banning PDFs)?

>>212089849
Yes did you also have to apply for 60 plus jobs a week and only get 5 calls

GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! plap plap plap plap

>>212086041 (OP)
More like CUNTerbury
I fucking hate white people

>>212089929
flag checks out

>>212089929
ooga booga my nigga

>>212089925
but anon.. that's my boipussy

>>212089923
need to lock her in my closet in a dressing gown and let her out sometimets for short periods of time

Could someone catch me up on the past ~6 months of sacked tranny lore?
If you please

she goes wah wah wah wah cause shes got depression
so i buy her favourite slurpy from seven eleven
now watching spider man in my big jacuzzi
she my little pookie, with a not so little booty

just absolutely performed in these overwatch games
morale was slipping cause we were losing and everyone started flaming then we all suddenly locked tf in
man i love gaming

>>212089967
A guy in my town did that to his own mother years ago. He was a veteran with ptsd. Made her wear all white, and spray painted her skin white. He shot himself in the head

>>212089996
>spider man
which one?

>>212090003
haha. funny

do not like this nz poster

>>212090003
link to news story

>>212090010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJZLCU5idxA

>>212090027
>>212090027
>>212090027

oh its NZ? CRINGE!

>>212090019
He's a wog

>>212090031
Can't fond it. This was early 2000s

>>212089967
>>212090003
Guys I just wanted to post a hot chink why you gotta kill my vibe...