Thread 212086659

I look like this edition

previous >>212079395

I got devil quads!!

>>212086666

It'd been a while since I was forced to interact with a black person, but it seems my sense of racism has remained completely intact

>>212086659 (OP)
rate?

tried oysters
shit felt like snot
at least they're good for cum health

>Gayson even saved the post links for the old thread and his ScatGPT talking points


jesus christ I really broke his mind that day this nigga has PTSD from me

Owning an AK and looking at this picture are both a prison sentence in Canada.

I need a girlfriend lol

>>212086724
Isn't it also illegal in canada to tell the truth about the holocaust (it didnt happen)?

there's nothing wrong with being a homeschooled neet transexual

Actually I saw you lying, as noguns are won't to do, looked up "won a debate on /int/" on the /k/ archive and got the pic from the links.

>>>/k/63790139

>>212086707
Cute
Bit nerdy
But a gentleman still

>>212086759
He is good.

Im back

>>212086724
What about this picture is illegal exactly?

The only downside to buckbreaking Jason is that I can't do it twice. He's fully broken in at this point, basically what they call "free use".

I kinda don't care

>>212086789
Shitty.

Black (not whitewashed) people don't trust me and I'm not even white, its like the get an ick or some shit.

my titties are growing

>>212086818
Your moms vagina is shitty after i fucked your dads ass before getting to her

>>212086835
Same. All this incline bench press is working off

>>212086847
Damn now that’s filthy!!

kill yourself

i'm a woman

>>212086889
nice

>>212086889
nice
can i rape u?

>>212086782
Jason! *Running hug*

>>212086889
feet?

Good food for a change
See, the slop I've had can make a good man turn bad
So please, please, please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me get what I want this time

>>212086962
My brother

SEX (ain't free) (in any way)

me on the left, Jason on the right

>>212086997
violence in movies an sex on tv

>>212087002
That’s not funny and I don’t think it’s right for you to save and repost this
The child is dying

America claims to be Christian, but I cannot think of a more Master morality pilled country in the world.
Meanwhile European countries are the most slave morality pilled despite not being particular keen on Christianity.

shant be taking lesson in morality from a foot fetish scat lover kraut

>>212087034
cool flag bro

>>212087034
Our faith is what we aspire to be, always not what we are.

Still no AC and landberg isn't doing anything

>>212087098
Go drive around in your car, it has AC

>learning that this place has been a Jewish pawn state since day 1 hundreds of years ago
scary stuff

>>212087070
Nobody is aspiring to Christian values in the US.
American Christianity is like if you re-inverted slave morality to regain the pagan morality of pre-Christian times.

Might get a tall boy and a cigar
Might not
Im considering it

gonna take a nap, then have an interview

>euros suddenly start making fun of Americans for clapping when planes land/take off out of nowhere
>Americans stop clapping
>plane accident rates quadruples in under a year
This is not a coincidence the sky gods are displeased we have stopped appreciating their creations

>>212087223
One of those will land you in prison. Both if they're Cuban.

fucking foreigners

You guys are Nigger spic beaner brownoids

>>212087294
Active.

>>212087245
How do you have an interview this late in the day?

>>212087022
Yeah but he died making that other guy look hella sweet

>>212087185
America is the perfection of Christian values(serving jews)

Might do an anti Canadian hate crime
Might not
Im mulling it over...

>>212087319
4pm on best coast, maybe plausible?

>>212087349
Tell me more of your planned hate crime hah ha
Dubs and you do it ;)

>>212087368
That is absurd, no one would schedule an interview that late in the day. He said he was taking a nap first which means it's AFTER his nap too.

>>212087349
weak, empty, hollow threat

>>212087319
its round 1, online proctored. final round will be after I pass this

>>212087415
I had an interview at 10pm once for an overnight job

>>212087444
>round 1
>online proctored

what the fuck job is this even
>>212087451
that makes slightly more sense, if i were recruiting for night shift jobs i would want to see how potential employees operate at night. probably give them tasks to complete in total darkness, scavenger hunts and throwing knives and such. make them assemble a rifle blindfolded even.

Was looking for something on my external drive and found this old ass xmasmedley midi file. Couldn’t listen to it natively anymore so I had to convert it online and it doesn’t quite pack the punch I remember (probably due to the conversion? Not sure how midi works maybe just the wrong sound font or whatever it’s called) but this shit still goes sooooo fucking hard

https://voca.ro/1h4pLX28Gwp8

bob proctor

>>212086659 (OP)
Am I worthless or is the job market really terrible

I have not worked ever

>>212087484
they send you a timed online test and record your keystrokes and if you change your tab on internet.

>>212087504
Start today

>>212087509
help me thiri!!!

I am more highly evolved than every human being that submits to slavery or conscription. I will allow myself to be owned by nobody, because I am consciously ascended

>>212087509
oh so it's not really an interview per se, just a test. that makes sense.
>>212087503
both

>>212087503
what industry?

I've been on and off rewriting a single text to a girl for hours... I'm SO bad at this aaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee but I gotta shoot my shot since she's elusive and potentially interested

you people bore me with your conversations about jobs and working

>>212087546
Yeah ok, but what happens if your parents die in an accident?

>>212087548
i wont get to final round if I dont pass it. the actual term for it is online assessment

>>212087574
Then I get their house

>>212087559
interested women won't be elusive. speaking of this, I just got the text from the girl I've been chatting with. she starts the convo

>>212087604
They have enough assets to pay for utilities and property tax along with food an whatever you consider entertainment for the rest of your life?
Good luck

>>212087582
yeah i did one of those for a job years ago, it was mostly basic math and grammar questions to verify if you're clinically retarded. it was crazy because it was for a real job that paid $65k a year at the time and they're asking me to answer 10x37

>>212087646
Do you get a pass on the grammar and arithmetic portions if you are from a protected minority?

>>212087646
i am code monkey and ours are very hard and technical. wish they were easy, but then again you get compensated well

I'm on disability.

>>212087608
if you knew her you'd understand. she is not normal, she is this meme. but yes it creates a lot of ambiguity on how she actually feels because she was sending a lot of signals last night in person

>>212087636
bank will foreclose on the house and he'll move into subsidized housing, eventually dying from his wounds after a thoughtless negro causes a building explosion trying to cook drugs in their kitchen.

I hate trees

>>212087697
Soulless

>>212087678
what kinda disability?

>>212087674
you are immediately hired and promoted if you are a minority or a woman, there is no testing or interview.
>>212087676
i see, hopefully it's fruitful and weeds out the lousy jeets that plague your industry.

Should I get some Bombay bramble, Flor de cana silver rum or just stick with my le wed

>>212087681
no point in doing that dance. what are you? a clown? i have never gotten the girl that gave mixed signals. find a girl that's really interested in you. life becomes more less ambiguous and more fun

bros i think i need to see a doctor.

Jimmy only love me when you wanna get high

>>212087746
Batida de Coco

Israel is forcing me to eat ravioli in a meat sauce for dinner

if you loved me you would obey my commands

>>212086659 (OP)
>>212087556
I just want a job so I can save up for school but everywhere in Florida pays crumbs

>working to make Jewish billionaires richer
shame on the goyim

Today when I woke up I opened my front door and a big ass cockroach walked in without even so much as acknowledging me
Kinda symbolic or something
Even cockroaches don't pay me respect

>>212087504
based

>>212087750
For what it's worth, you're right.

>>212087858
stop being so antisemitic anon, he's called the landlord and he has rights.

You don't like killing animals yet you like eating their flesh. Curious!

>>212087926
I like to see what is under their skin but i don't eat them

bob proctologist
jaja

NEED to milk her on the south lawn

Suck at work for like another 6 hours

i was about to take a nap, but now this girl won't stop texting for another hour at least

6 hour suckfest has started. Get suckin Anon, I know you can do it.

A bunch of redditors are saying we should end non-medical circumcisions in america, but I was circ'd and it made my reversion to Islam much easier. Something to think about!

>>212087989
Her face is ugly as hell

>>212088000
what do you do?

>>212087989
AOC needs to lay off the corn tortillas! She's starting to get the 25+ Latina fridge build!

>>212088026
It's not technically required for a muslim to be circumcised. it's more of a strong suggestion

>>212088073
>chop off the tip of your dick go- i mean habibi

/pol/ is so boring without new happenings in the Middle East and /cum/ is boring without the Icelandic anon.

>>212088100
I like when he stomps schizojeet

>>212088061
>the corn tortillas
Why corn? Thats the healthy option if you had to choose

>>212087926
I at least hope everyone holds a baseline respect for all living creatures, but I know the reality is that's not true

>>212088073
Yeah, I'm sure God appreciates thehalf-measures
Islam is a very practical and accommodating religion in many ways. You also do not have to pray towards Mecca in certain circumstamces, but, like circumcision, it is something you absolutely should do if you are able. "I don't want to" is not a good excuse.

>Day 1 no ganja
Perhaps I'll buy some MORE before July 1.

>>212088136
such a sweet gentle nigga

>>212088134
Latinos are genetically predisposed to bulking up on a corn based diet

There's nothing wrong with eating animals because they're literally all murderers and probably sexist too

>>212088165
I'm on day 17 of nopoo
Lower your head when posting in my presence

>>212088136
one of the deadliest animals on earth is quite literally a cuddly toy looking mf

how many Vegan body builders are on steroids?

Old people and conservativism are so strongly correlated in so much of america that it feels weird when I visit new england and see elderly msnbc/npr style libs

>>212088208
probably none or all of them idk

I don't like that the president purposely used foul language. It's just not classy

>>212088208
Pretty much every body builder that looks good is juicing and tons of them that look like shit too

Avoiding zogslop once you finish school. It's the goyslop that gets you. Goys are attracted to slop like a moth to a flame

>>212088208
they supplement their lack of animal protein by swallowing an inordinate amount of loads because they're all faggots.

>>212088208
member that green goblin vegan gains? /fit/ went to war

Vegangainz

>>212088321
Canadian

The jewel of the Orient: India

>>212088343
One of the oldest and most refined civilizations in the world

no more goyslop. Especially the wopslop. If someone offers you pizza or lasagna, what do we say? We say no!

>>212088387
I just had a margarita pidzer

>>212088400
And you will die an early death because of it

>>212088387
what about an american style 'za?

>>212086659 (OP)
I been through 3 jobs this year should I give up and go on disability they were shitty service jobs

The dinner.

London broil and tater tots

Why is modern China so soulless?

>start sun bathing more
>hair starting to get less thin in the back
neat

>>212088423
you eat like a king man

odds cut my hair
evens dont cut my hair

>>212088455
>tanlines
time 2 goon

>>212088455
yeah Vitamin D is one of those things that actually has a noticeable affect on your appearance.
>>212088423
greasy slop

>>212088420
Wish i could get disability and not have to work but it wouldn't be enough to really live

>>212088419
American pizza = goyslop
Italian pizza = wopslop
Both are prohibited

>>212088481
>noticeable affect on your appearance.
in what sense?

>>212088481
yeah i am a lot darker too

>>212088495
yeah whatever man
*munches on an NY style 'za*

I illicit laughter

>>212088442
all forms of capitalism are satanist

>>212088442
>tf
>tp

gonna make this

>>212088561
elicit

>change up the way I workout at the gym
>noticed my head looks a lot smaller on my frame
neat its working

>>212088569
*gong noise*

>>212088251
Funny but the Kayne pic spoiled the joke.

>>212088502
the sun tans you, improves overall skin health by killing bacteria in your pores that cause pimples, encourages production of vitamin D which is strongly connected to mental wellbeing and happiness (lack of Vitamin D causes a depressive state), and it promotes hair growth.

we have literally spent every single waking second of our cosmic existence under the watchful eye of the Sun; it birthed us from a tepid goo to the advanced race of beings we are today; it has been with us the entire time, guiding us, protecting us, nurturing us, nourishing us.

the fact that we don't still worship the Sun is actually ridiculous in my mind.

>>212088569
what ethnicity are u?

>>212088597
white. i want something with broccoli because i haven't been able to shit properly in a while.

>>212088593
still I found my new summer jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpuKKEoZmgs

this shit is such a banger

>>212088207
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)
Love bears. Never forget the Polish successfully drafted a bear to serve in World War 2 as a private. And he actually performed military actions that helped in the war, like carrying ammunition.
>As an enlisted soldier with his own paybook, rank, and serial number, he lived with the other men in tents or in a special wooden crate, which was transported by truck. During the Battle of Monte Cassino, Wojtek helped his unit convey ammunition by carrying 100-pound (45 kg) crates of 25-pound artillery shells, never dropping any of them. While this story generated debate over its accuracy, at least one account exists of a British soldier recalling seeing a bear carrying crates of ammunition.

Bears are crazy smart but obviously held back by being undomesticated

I'm the bitter sperg anon who's rude to people for no reason

>>212088640
No that’s me

>>212088635
>>212088207

based Wojtek poster

I've been losing sleep at night thinking about this Israel situation. Going on 3 hours of sleep total today, already had 4 coffees

>>211939503
I fucking hate the BBC

>>212088685
Maybe you're losing sleep because you've had 4 coffees

>>212088635
based wojjy

>>212088697
this leaf is not indian

>>212088697
fuck!!!!!!!! wrong thread

It would be harder to fully domesticate bears as they're solitary creatures with no real benefit to living alongside humans. The reason we've been able to domesticate other animals is because we have a symbiotic or parasitic relationship with them, or because we target part of their natural proclivity for pack life (i.e. horses, dogs). Dogs and cats have a give/take relationship with us. Beasts of burden offer their strength in exchange for security from predators.

There's nothing we can really do for a bear that it can't do for itself, or that it would concede dominance to us as an exchange. Isolated cases exist like Bart, but overall I just don't see it happening any time soon.

be like mike

I actually prefer jerking off to my imagination over porn

>>212088697
they wildin over at /ita/

Okay I'll bite, who the fuck is this Jason guy?

>>212088783
Sir this is a Wendy's drive thru

>>212088796
local betaboy NEET weeb on the verge of trooning out

>>212088796
just a guy who posts here

Spinster body count estimate?

>>212088796
A homeschooled trans neet who's obsessed with anime and has an incest fetish. He sometimes posts pictures of the milk he drinks out of a mason jar

kind of poignant.

>>212088826
+100

>>212088796
/cum/ mascot
He embodies the best and worst in all of us
A pure innocent mind dropped in a cruel uncaring world

PinkPantheress is the greatest British artist of our generation

>>212088796
doesn't exist, every general has some random poster that everyone is accusing everyone else of being

I took this picture

>>212088796
A homosexual white nationalist who pretends to be a nazi but is actually too afraid to say anything critical of Israel or jews. Terrone is surely the Yin to his Yang.

>>212088755
My dad asked my sister in law if she was on a hike with no one around would she rather encounter a bear or a man and she picked the bear

>>212088873
I took that picture

>>212088873
your mom took this dick,alright

>>212088888
broooooooooo

>>212088888
You just know

Is a grown woman actually much wiser than a teenage girl in a meaningful way?
This is why AoC laws are nonsense

>>212088856
>>212088857
I can almost see a resemblance
Trailer trash core

>>212088922
don't talk shit about AOC

i would treat spinster right and give her unconditional love if she ever gave me a chance but she seems to love dating douchebags and assholes who aren't serious about her

>>212088796
resident lolcow.

>>212088922
Women are *supposed* to grow up after pregnancy but modern women are broken

>refuses to say anything critical of jews
>posted a picture of himself with a holocaust denial book

today was a bad day for everyone

One time I said tattoos are stupid and spinster went ballistic over it

>>212088635
do you know how to pronounce wojtek? curious because i know

fishtanklive is basically icarly

>>212088994
I have a similar memory except I was the one who said it

In bed reading an isekai(8:30pm)

>>212088922
>Is a grown woman actually much wiser than a teenage girl in a meaningful way?
probably not but you have to draw a line somewhere, I do wonder what the significance of 18 is though

Spinster used to give really bad advice and then after being called out by multiple posters would be like "ok apparently I'm wrong so just listen to the other people." Dating her must be a nightmare

>come home
>destiny vod just went up
we eatin good boys

>still refuses to say anything critical of jews or Israel
>posts some anime to deflect

Jason is a faker. A big phony. He's not even a NEET, he has a wagecuck job in retail. Oops didn't mean to blow up your spot bro!

thinking about a pocket pussy, like better than nothing you know what i'm saying

>>212089055
Idk why 18 but I feel like a lot of men don't realize that 18 is already kind of pushing it. Because 18 year olds are still retarded and immature and not fully grown, but nobody wants to wait until they're in mid 20s to fuck them. Half of women are probably already covered in cellulite by then

>>212089117
Don't do that. It's heading down a dark path.

>>212089137
whats dark about sticking your dick in plastic pieces?

It's time to admit that I can't grow a beard

Canadians will go to prison for owning any of these things. Let that sink in.

>>212089156
Try topical minoxidil

>>212089154
You're spoiling your dick and sex drive with fake pleasure

big mouth billy bass take me to the river

>>212089156
I hate that I look objectively better with a little beard
i need to loose weight

>>212089187
I applied it once a day for six months. nothing happened

HYUGH
BAD BOYS
WHATCHU WAN WATCHU WAN
WATCHU GONNA DO

>>212089221
Do you like Tate McRae?

honestly i would love to travel with a maga hat on, not because i care about orange man i would just love to see the reactions i get abroad

>>212089197
People also tell me I look better with facial hair even though it's objectively terrible. that's just how ugly i am

successfully manipulated Jason again award

>>212089232
Never heard of her, what's she have to do with my post

>>212089193
i think its fine

>>212089246
quite an easy award tbqh, he's homeschooled

>>212089258
I hope someone puts razor blades in it

Integration was a success

>>212089272
no one is gonna do that

>>212089249
She makes music and you posted lyrics

>>212089285
I posted the cops theme song dumbass

>>212089258
it's not as bad as he's saying and even maybe a positive as you can't get a death grip like you can if you just use your hands. I bought a cheap one years ago and haven't bought anything else since.

Being homeschooled is high status.
Going to government school is low status.
Blacks go to government school.

*starts dancing up in this bitch* ooh. Ooh yeah. Ooh that's right. Uhn.

>>212089297
You're just a coping addict

>>212089180
I have an imported Murata artbook. It was no problem. And a copy of Mein Kampf i bought from a Canadian book store chain. Rifle is an SKS and I didn't want to deal with pistol loicense so no pistol. The short gun loicense involves some extra hoops to jump.

What are you gonna do, stab me?

Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam.

I's gonna eats me a watermelon

Rude poster hour

I remember when people used to post DESIGNATED at the mere sight of an Indian flag or India related post
Seems like it'd be relevant now more than ever but I don't see it nowadays, though I guess that'sa good thing

>>212089414
Now people say SAAAR and DO NOT REDEEM instead
Honestly it's the indians fault they keep giving us new material to replace the old. For me, I miss "ok rape you next week."

>>212089338
I'm advising him against the addiction of using only your hands

>>212089117
>like better than nothing you know what i'm saying
I don't, brah. The shame of owning would be too much.

>>212089344
You have a kosher "translation" then desu

>>212089267
yeah it's just more of a fun little thing to do now, like playing mini putt except I'm eroding the psyche of a mentally ill manchild.

I fuck you in your smelly curry Indian butt

>needing a toy to pleasure yourself
do you guys not have your foreskins?

Blacks are also predominately raised by single mothers just like Jason

>>212089453
it just feels better

>>212089344
I've seen Mein Kampf at Indigo as well as several used bookstores, it's not a flex.

Unexpectedly summoned to the world of Aletia from modern-day Japan, Hiro Oguro soon discovers this isn’t his first visit. As the legendary Hero King Mars, he once ruled battlefields, conquered nations, and founded the continent-spanning Grantzian Empire before giving up all memories of his hard-won glory to return home to his old life. Now he’s back, a thousand years after he left, and his legacy is in peril. The Grantzian Empire creaks under a warmonger’s rule while ambitious royals squabble for power and foreign nations sharpen their swords. After a chance encounter with Princess Elizabeth von Grantz draws him into a cutthroat struggle for imperial succession, Hiro must don the mantle of the War God once more. Can he live up to his own legend now that Aletia needs him again?

>>212089457
I didn't know this lore. Honestly explains a lot

>>212089463
My mouth feels even better but you keep playing with toys instead

I have complicated feelings about mexican nationalism.
Its contradictory, and hardly has any "national" sense, historically speaking.

>>212089483
your ass is a man

>>212089504
You should just focus on taking back texas and California for now

>>212086659 (OP)
The worst part about job hunting is that you can't even go in person for most applications. They will look at you like a jackass if you try

And I say that's a mighty tasty rib

>rain tomorrow
THANK G_D

This shit is delicious
Not sure about the energy bit yet, I'll have to wait

>>212089517
enjoy competing with 10,000 other applicants online for one position

>>212089556
God I fucking hate it I just want to have money so I can afford my nursing classes and Japan this year

>say "good luck" to my nearby opponents before match starts
>indian opponent is dramatically repulsed and cringes as I tell him
what a hoe

>NOOO DONT BUY A FLESHLIGHT
>STOP MASTURBATING STOP STOP STOP
yeap, i'm thinkin i'm gonna masturbate

Massa bought a brand new coat and hung it on de wall
Dis niggas gon take dat coat an wear it to da ball

19 degrees here, overcast, and muggy.

>do no fap for 5 days straight
>harder to sleep at night
oof

After I do nofap for 2 days my sex drive completely dies and never recovers

>>212088569
it's done

i like his music taste

When I'm aroused it gets harder to think and I make riskier decisions. My mind is just SEX SEX SEX all the time
Can't get any work done until I rub one out and immediately lose interest in anything sexual

>realize I'm actually the smartest person in /cum/
>and I'm not even that smart

>>212089642
Die

>>212089514
Wrong people, compadre

We here in Vancouver call June "Juneuary."

>>212089642
Live

pass on my genes by cumming on a public toilet seat and hoping a woman sits on it

Camel Joe is cool and I won't pretend he's not.

I am still pissed my dad threw a fit when I was "negative" I just said that there are hardly jobs hiring right now and the job market is shit

>>212089672
>>212089691
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114740882500667664
its catchy you gotta admit

>>212089715
Its your mom's fault, she should be deep throating his stress out of him every other night

this dashboard has S O V L

>>212089752
My mom left my dad because she didn't appreciate him paying for strippers college classes

>>212088996
"voy-tech" kinda. panie, mowię po polsku

>>212089795
Yikes, sorry

>>212089783
Tremendous look alright. I hate cars though, the cool ones are too expensive and only assholes get to drive them around.

gonna be hilarious if the indian muslim socialist wins in nyc

300
Come on gang we got this

Jocking my pingu

just opened a very important mcdonalds email and in breaking news that I'll graciously share with you, new menu items are available

joking off

I wish I could share the game I'm playing with you guys but now it crashes when I press the screenshot button

>>212089831
he won't, he doesn't suck enough Chosen Dick

>>212089831
He probably will win 2bh

>>212089783
Very cool
A 300zx will be the next car in my stable. Don't care if it is na as long as it has the right number of pedals

2 more days for the steam sale

>>212089864
Take a picture with your 3ds, buy an sd to usb convertor, download it to your pc, and post it here

>>212089891
What will you get, cutie?

Jockoing my Willinkie

>>212089899
I could run it in a window and print screen instead

>>212089514
It's frustrating how many people suggest this seriously, but I guess its simply an convenient anti-american position.

>>212089831
whats actually wrong with him? comparatively speaking with the default ny option.

>>212089831
>your choices are either a muslimoid socialist or a sex pest who had to step down as governor
LMAO poo york stinky

>>212089920
No

i really want to show you guys what i've been gooning to but i'd get banned if i posted a screenshot

#turncaliforniared

>>212089968
*put in jail

ftfy

>>212089986
What if he missed and kill the camera man

Faggots get off on humiliation and abuse so killing them would be like the ultimate thrill for them. Would be a win-win far as I see

>>212089986
They coulda slimmed him up for the cartoon

>>212090006
If you kill your enemies they coom

>>212089710
>liking camels
Mehmet, my son...