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Anonymous Mexico No.212090027 >>212090174 >>212091057 >>212091885 >>212092380 >>212093617
/brit/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090072
withholding food from a child as punishment is not child abuse
I dont have kids by the way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090074
poo smells lmao
Anonymous New Zealand No.212090096
>>212090019
wtf did I do to you? If you want to talk shit about me at least @ me like a man rather than doing it behind my back and hoping I dont see it. I have feelings
Anonymous Ireland No.212090097 >>212092063
4 days til the Austrian Grand Prix!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090098
Canada on the left
me on the right
even in Wojak cartoons im the feminine one. got to go kill myself
hopefully new thread instead of this one (dies with MY ego)
Anonymous United States No.212090102 >>212090123
new creps lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090122 >>212090140
tfw im the concubine :3
thank god girls cant... you know... and men... well, they can...
Anonymous Australia No.212090123 >>212090145
>>212090102
this is how white people be pulling up to popeyes
Anonymous Ireland No.212090129
Anonymous Australia No.212090140
>>212090122
shut up you idiot
Anonymous United States No.212090145
>>212090123
bruh I'm dead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090146 >>212090167
I mean the feminine in all of these scenarios, which I wanted to post but couldnt think of an example
Anonymous United States No.212090164
Might get a can or two in
Anonymous Australia No.212090167
>>212090146
plap plap plap get boypregnant
Anonymous New Zealand No.212090168
>log on to my favorite website
>get cyber bullied and harassed by nigel and the lads
not a good look
Anonymous United States No.212090174
>>212090027 (OP)
>Congratulations on applying for wagie position
>You will need make a new account on our website
>Take this personality test
>Now take this assessment
>We will never call you back
>Good bye and go fuck yourself
Anonymous Australia No.212090189 >>212090396
genuinely never had trouble finding a job me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090193
wow missing out on a lot of Pokemon tonight by not having the pass. I think that is worth it and fair and did before this so
Anonymous United States No.212090200 >>212090257
I legit can't even put into words how much I hate Indeed and ziprecuriter
Anonymous Canada No.212090207
horny toby :o
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090210
and Pokemon I like such as early gen starters, and BIS Pokemon, like Chansey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090227
I thought that my Torchic was 100% IV for attack (but I mustve transferred it) and I wanted to get it to be a Blaziken which just OKO kicks Pokemon in the face from the gyms but no not yet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iOMrb9pgY8
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090252
wow the Combustiun fast attack is a flying move thats insane...
Anonymous New Zealand No.212090256
pokemon is for children grown men only have time for the gym and eating pussy and sucking penis with my mouth
Anonymous Australia No.212090257 >>212090281
>>212090200
its a satanic humiliation ritual
Anonymous Australia No.212090280 >>212090321
>using jobseeking websites
how stupid can one get
Anonymous United States No.212090281
>>212090257
I honestly hope the creator of indeed gets his balls crushed by a fucking dumbbell
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090289
pooing a wong
Anonymous United States No.212090290 >>212090305
I just saw that video with Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz.
Wow Cruz has the gayest voice I have ever heard. He sounds so gay, even Tucker sounds masculine compared to him.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090294
I did situps but probably did them wrong because it fucked up and made my thighs sore
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090295 >>212090310 >>212090316 >>212090431 >>212090569
Remember when people were panicking about "Muslim Patrols" where Salafis in hi vis jackets were trying to enforce shariah law on London communities?

What if I tell you Jews have their own equivalent? That go around London enforcing Kosher law on British civilians?
What if I told you the Jew Patrols had state approval, police approval, and their own police cars?
Isn't it funny how that never gets mentioned?

Just Google "Shomrim" and you can see it for yourselves. There's a Jewish private police in London that will arrest you, a goy, for breaking kosher in "their" communities.
Anonymous Ireland No.212090297
Anonymous New Zealand No.212090305
>>212090290
damn thats crazy... anyways bro, enough about politics
Anonymous Australia No.212090310
>>212090295
what if I tell you I don't like either of them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090316
>>212090295
Halt, goy! You have violated the Torah! In the name of Sir Starmer you are under arrest!
Anonymous Ireland No.212090318
>ted cruz
Is that the one the President called his wife a fucking ugly cunt or something and all he did in response was say "thank you sir"?
Anonymous United States No.212090321 >>212090367
>>212090280
Well sadly you have to use those or company websites
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090331
what are they gonna do? hit you with a baton?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090333 >>212090343 >>212090364 >>212090414
starting to get a bit worried that ww3, or should I say ww3 with our involvement, is in fact on the cards. all over two things which have nothing whatsoever to do with us. not really on, is it?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090334
They got the whips
Goyim aint fleeing on no escooter no more
Anonymous New Zealand No.212090343 >>212090354
>>212090333
Dont worry about it kitten
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090350
Rorke insisting if lsrael loses a war they'll nuke the most jewish cities in the world as revenge or something
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090353
weak men hard times innit
Rorke and the Jews FUCKED the male gene pool
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090354
>>212090343
all right :)
Anonymous United States No.212090356
I don't think Tucker is super smart either, but Cruz just looked completely utterly retarded.
Anonymous Ireland No.212090364
>>212090333
>333
It'll be on by the end of the year anon.
Anonymous Australia No.212090367 >>212090383
>>212090321
use linkedin or the company websites then
no one is actually looking at seek or indeed or whatever
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090373
making .bat files
Anonymous United States No.212090381
Having chest pain
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090382
over the course of this day, or should I say yesterday now, I consumed eight thick oven cooked richmond sausages. that is to say, a whole pack. the price? Β£1.80 believe... for they were on the cusp of expiring
Anonymous United States No.212090383 >>212090410
>>212090367
>Linkdin
Laugh at this nigga
Anonymous Canada No.212090386
Come to Canada habibi
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090391 >>212090437
cd \Windows\System32\
run this not as admin please
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090396
>>212090189
neither. always walked into jobs through dumb luck. the issue is when im in a job i can never get motivated to find a better job and usually end up stagnating on the bottom rung.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090403
uh only flags who won't be involved in ww3 may respond to this post
Anonymous New Zealand No.212090406
why did whoever made computers not make it so unnamed files are automatically called something like unnamed.4 or something. Also who made webp? he needs to be killed
Anonymous Australia No.212090410 >>212090498
>>212090383
you're the one looking for a job mate
Anonymous Canada No.212090414
>>212090333
it's just iraq war round 2
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090422
I think its cool how software can control real life resistors
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090431 >>212090497
>>212090295
>That go around London enforcing Kosher law on British civilians?
Not sure that's true. They're just a jew private security organisation for jew areas of london.
Anonymous Canada No.212090437
>>212090391
do not run this it just deleted my RAM
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090446 >>212090482
my phone has 8+8GB of RAM
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090449
I think it's cool how in the shower I made an enormous sheet of shimmery bubble blowing fluid you know by accident between my arm and body
Anonymous New Zealand No.212090458 >>212090504
I miss having a gf. I had some good ones... I would give anything to go back and not fuck it up with any of them.
Anonymous United States No.212090482
>>212090446
i believe that makes 16
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090497 >>212090537
>>212090431
basically high tech neighbourhood watch. all communities should have them, except most people don't really live in communities anymore. just areas
Anonymous United States No.212090498 >>212090536 >>212090598
>>212090410
I need a job ffs
Anonymous United States No.212090504
>>212090458
Lame
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090509 >>212090561
HALFLIFE
Anonymous United States No.212090531 >>212090545
King Charles Cavalier Spaniel, Reverse Painting On Glass, English Provincial School Circa 1870
Anonymous United States No.212090536 >>212090549
>>212090498
How do you survive without a job in this corporate hellhole?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090537 >>212090628
>>212090497
There's a couple of private security companies in my city that the pubs and clubs all chip in to patrol the city centre on friday and saturday nights, because the police presence has become so thin.
Basically like mobile bouncers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090545
>>212090531
looks like shit
Anonymous United States No.212090549
>>212090536
I only have 6k savings I live with my sister
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090561
>>212090509
*gives you the cheese touch*
Anonymous United States No.212090569
>>212090295
how do you "break kosher"? you tongue some pork or what
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090582
gn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090597
A Muslim immigrant who campaigned with a guy who said America deserved 9/11 is now on track to become the new mayor of New York
Yanks have now officially lost the right to mock us for Sadiq Khan lmao
Anonymous Australia No.212090598 >>212090663
>>212090498
so get on linkedin dickhead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090628
>>212090537
mad that local police just can't be relied upon anymore, my town has rapidly increased in population to around 20,000 and they shut down the local police station a few years ago, relying on neighbouring forces instead
Anonymous United States No.212090648
A King Charles Spaniel on a red cushion, Provincial School
Anonymous United States No.212090656 >>212090744
I don't like the way the word "vehemently" is pronounced.
They say it like veimintly.
It sounds stupid.
It should sound like ve-hee-mently.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090657 >>212090676
dragon type Pokemon are the best
Anonymous United States No.212090663 >>212090706
>>212090598
LinkedIn is as useless as fucking indeed and zip recruiter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090665
Gary Eats can fuck right off
Anonymous United States No.212090676
>>212090657
yeah im thinking based
Anonymous Australia No.212090699
this csgo case has a 70% return based on the item price so you only need to get 30% lucky to gamble indefinitely, and only 40% lucky to gain a profit
Anonymous Australia No.212090706
>>212090663
got 2 jobs through there but yeah guess you're the expert right lad
Anonymous United States No.212090744
>>212090656
many are saying this
Anonymous New Zealand No.212090766
Another day of my life wasted on 4channel dot org
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090768 >>212090775
Anonymous Australia No.212090775
>>212090768
vile battyman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090794 >>212090856 >>212090892 >>212090948
the monty hall problem and whether or not a person understands why it works the way it does is one of the simplest IQ dividers.
super low IQ: people who not only insist it's 50/50 but get angry about being told it's not
low IQ: people who think it's 50/50 but accept they apparently have it wrong, or people who 'just don't get it'
normal IQ: people who eventually get it after having it explained enough times
higher IQ: people who do the explaining
Anonymous Canada No.212090812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA0Fh91Wlm8
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090821 >>212090866
Anonymous Australia No.212090856 >>212090863
>>212090794
literally fake bullshit that proves our reality is illusory
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090863 >>212090905
>>212090856
super low IQ
Anonymous United States No.212090866
>>212090821
Cor
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090892
>>212090794
high IQ people don't waste their time on silly games
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090901
mothberg or some such creature trapped behind the curtain and flapping it's wings loud enough to sound like a small fabric chainsaw
Anonymous Australia No.212090905
>>212090863
this lads trapped in samsara
Anonymous New Zealand No.212090931
I have a low IQ and struggle with super basic math. I am good with creative stuff though like making art or music.
Anonymous Australia No.212090948 >>212090968 >>212090984 >>212090990
>>212090794
the third door that the host opens will always be a goat, ergo you're only actually picking between two doors so it's a 50/50
not entertaining any jew nonsense that says otherwise
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090968 >>212090994
>>212090948
shining example of super low IQ, it's the anger towards their answer being wrong that gives them their identity beneath the ones who at least admit they understand they are wrong in the face of the evidence even if they don't get it
Anonymous Canada No.212090977 >>212090991
super ultra low IQ: arguing about it on an imageboard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212090984 >>212091039
>>212090948
you were always more likely to be wrong in the first place but with no advantage to switching
now one of the wrong options is removed so there is an advantage
or just do the probability manually and you can see it
Anonymous New Zealand No.212090990 >>212091039
>>212090948
Anonymous United States No.212090991
>>212090977
this is the marketplace of ideas
Anonymous Australia No.212090994 >>212091007
>>212090968
wrong I have an IQ of 140+
Anonymous New Zealand No.212091007
>>212090994
That's a fairly small amount of IQ for an average-sized person, I'd say?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091035
you need to be good at dancing and women will assume you're good at sex
Anonymous Australia No.212091039 >>212091082
>>212090984
but the wrong option was always going to be revealed, the initial choice is always 50/50
>>212090990
jewish made chart
Anonymous United States No.212091041 >>212091066
too much of a socially anxious sperg to work retail. idk how wagies do it, i salute you
Anonymous Canada No.212091052 >>212091095
it's bait...it's bait...it's bait...
Anonymous United States No.212091057
>>212090027 (OP)
I am useless I have only been able to hold down a job for 120 days max. I think I should give up an be a neet i wasted 22 years of my life
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091066 >>212091087 >>212091121
>>212091041
I was an enormously social anxious sperg and had the most embarrassing job interview you can possibly conceive of, but working in retail actually fixed me up by forcing me constantly into social interactions and now I'm genuinely socially normal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091082 >>212091126
>>212091039
>the initial choice is always 50/50
wrong
if 90 people chose a door, 60 of them would have chosen goats regardless
Anonymous New Zealand No.212091087 >>212091121
>>212091066
same, my whole first day I had my name tag upside down by accident and couldn't look at people in their eyes. By the end of the year I was playing mind games with them and had my name tag the right way up waagmi
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091095 >>212091115
>>212091052
we all know it's bait that's why no one only a few people engaged with it. it's like a gas lighting trick to make you believe that apparently there are planes of intelligence so beyond you that it literally makes a choice between two options somehow not 50/50 as if having enough intelligence changes the laws of the universe
Anonymous United States No.212091104
I think I should throw in the towel my life is over fuck this place
Anonymous Canada No.212091115
>>212091095
Anonymous United States No.212091121 >>212091404
>>212091066
>>212091087
i might actually try working there then ngl
Anonymous Australia No.212091126
>>212091082
one of the doors is eliminated by default, you are only picking between 2 doors
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091191 >>212091216
if there three doors, with a poo behind two of them and a clue behind one of them, and bradley walsh knew the location of the clue, and he asked you to pick one of the doors, and then bradders (knowing where the clue is and keeping it hidden) revealed one of the poos behind one of the remaining two doors, and then asked if you would like to switch to the other remaining door, what are the chances of you gaining a clue?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091198 >>212091217
Heartberg being weird
Anonymous Canada No.212091207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cedWvuxwbc&list=RD6cedWvuxwbc&start_radio=1
Anonymous Canada No.212091216
>>212091191
*consults yhe binble*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091217 >>212091251
>>212091198
*welcomes you in warmly and sits you down in the best armchair by the fire and pushes a STEAMING mug of hot drink of your choice into your hands* tell us about it lad *strokes your cheek tenderly*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091251 >>212091269
>>212091217
keeps missing beats very annoying
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091254
might join the war efforts for king and countpffffaaahahahahs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091269
>>212091251
been on the caffeine at all?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091311
tongue punching a bagel
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091322 >>212091345
Shouldn’t have had that pot noodle
Anonymous Australia No.212091327 >>212091352 >>212091357 >>212091358 >>212091361
the bastard soil in my backyard is accursed and barren, put some plants in there way back in summer which was a mistake because some got cooked to death, but the rest that survived havent grown a single mm since
going to go steal some plants from the bush now. last time i did none of them survived the transplant not sure what im doing wrong. maybe now that its the rainy season theyll be growing and happy to be transported
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091345 >>212091363
>>212091322
I think this statement is always 100% correct in almost any context
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091352
>>212091327
>backyard
foy
Anonymous New Zealand No.212091357 >>212091425
>>212091327
What are you trying to grow? Some plants do not like transporting at all and will die, other plants you need a solid root ball and keep the soil attached to the roots, wrap it in a tarp or something while you transport it.
t. gardener
Anonymous Canada No.212091358
>>212091327
>going to go steal some plants from the bush now
you'll catch a boong curse on your garden
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091361
>>212091327
is this whole post a metaphor about your arse hair?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091363
>>212091345
Indeed
Anonymous United States No.212091372 >>212091396
Betty in Mad Men really downgraded when she left Don for Henry Francis.
Of course, her anger at Don is understandable, given his lies and adultery.
On the other hand, Don was a handsome and charismatic chad. Henry was ugly and a boring cuck.
Anonymous Australia No.212091375
woke up this morning
didn't have myself a gun
but both my laptop and phone batteries were dead and i use the same charger for both so i can't charge both at the same time
s United States No.212091376
Tfw no concubine gf
Anonymous Australia No.212091396 >>212091410
>>212091372
don't know who betty is because i've never watched mad men but i seen that christina hendricks is in it with her big ginger bazongawongas and that makes ol' willyberg happy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091398 >>212091432
brucey sad because his daffodils shrivelled up in the molten sand
Anonymous United States No.212091404
>>212091121
You should just do it. Working at a gas station in a low income neighborhood got my social anxiety right real quick
Anonymous United States No.212091410 >>212091417
>>212091396
Low class, low IQ reply
Anonymous New Zealand No.212091413 >>212091443
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
Anonymous Australia No.212091417
>>212091410
a wise man knows how to appreciate the simple things
Anonymous Australia No.212091425 >>212091440
>>212091357
anything, specifically banksias but i know they don't like being replanted
Anonymous Australia No.212091432 >>212091448
>>212091398
you've never seen a white sand beach or a palm tree in your life
Anonymous New Zealand No.212091440 >>212091449 >>212091478
>>212091425
what kind of soil you working with? Got any planter boxes or pots?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091443 >>212091464
>>212091413
these head chefs need to be fucking laid out across the kitchen tiles, how did it even get to this point where it's taken that seriously and the cooks are belittled and ran ragged by some prick on a power trip acting like an army general?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091448 >>212091459 >>212091500
>>212091432
seen a palm tree once. and a tree fern
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091449
>>212091440
pee poo soil
Anonymous Australia No.212091459 >>212091500
>>212091448
corr bet that was something to tell the grandkids about
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091461 >>212091508
Mental how in the span of 40 years the US has gone from being allies of Al-Qaeda (in the 80s, USA funded and trained Al-Qaeda to fight Communism), to being enemies (2000s, 9/11, Middle East and Afghan wars), to being allies again (2020s, US supporting Al-Qaeda in Syria against the secular socialist Assad dictatorship, declaring recognition of the new Al-Qaeda regime as the official state)
Anonymous New Zealand No.212091464 >>212091516
>>212091443
>belittled and ran ragged by some prick on a power trip acting like an army general
clearly you haven't worked in a kitchen. The most common set up is based off military structures and belittling is bog standard
Anonymous Australia No.212091478 >>212091513
>>212091440
the entire yard was construction sand but ive been amending it should be similar to sandy bush soil now, think something is very wrong with it though because it likes to kill shit. just planting directly into soil
Anonymous Australia No.212091500
>>212091448
>>212091459
screamin
Anonymous Australia No.212091506 >>212091527
tried growing some plants out the back once but i have chooks in there and they went and kicked all the soil around and ruined everything
just have to wait for them to die before i can have a nice garden
Anonymous United States No.212091508
>>212091461
There was a joke that the famous author Isaac Asimov created Al Qaeda. He didn't really, but his book Foundation was translated into Arabic as Al Qaeda in the 1950s, so the joke is that Isaac Asimov created the notorious terrorist organization.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091510
my biggest flaw? When there is a lot to talk about all its advantages, we hardly find anything that makes us unhappy working with SuperSU download. In fact, download SuperSU Root does function to what it is intended to. So rather than its so often operations in the ghost mode in the of the background of the device, there seems nothing to report as disadvantages.
Anonymous New Zealand No.212091513
>>212091478
>the entire yard was construction sand
yikes! Add some nutrients to the soil and maybe let it go barren for awhile and let weeds take over, they put nutrients back into the soil. If it can grow weeds for a while, it will eat and leave no crumbs once you plant some plants
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091516 >>212091620 >>212092420
>>212091464
yeah but why? why did people put up with it in the first place for it to become like that? it's a high stress environment with never ending work that all has to be done to a high standard, I know, and being screeched at by someone is supposed to make you work better? don't get it
Anonymous New Zealand No.212091527 >>212091573
>>212091506
people have been putting mesh around their gardens to stop their chickens from demolishing them for hundreds of years bro. C'mon man
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091547
Australians have been putting mesh around their gardens to stop rabbits from demolishing them for hundreds of years bros
Anonymous Australia No.212091573 >>212091607 >>212091610
>>212091527
yeah i know but i can't be arsed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091574
Australian getting demolished by a rabbit sex porn tube sex
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091589
spent the past few hours listening to a moth making loud and horrible noises behind the curtain when all it took just now was about ten seconds to get out of bed and get him out the window.......... says it all really
Anonymous Australia No.212091606
playing mass effect 2 (or ass erect poo as i've been known to call it) on insanity difficulty
just finished the collector ship mission, fuck me that was a right pain in the knackers, probably even worse than horizon
Anonymous New Zealand No.212091607 >>212091633
>>212091573
Gardens are watered not by the rain but by the sweat off the gardeners back - old r9k proverb
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091610
>>212091573
yeah you can *sexfucks your arse* aha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091611
Moths are one thing but crane flies are a whole other deal
Horrible creatures, loud, huge, no idea where they're flying or how to fly really
Anonymous Australia No.212091620
>>212091516
semper fi brother
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091623 >>212091639
make a Pokemon Go bot (with spoofing) that teleports everywhere spinning gyms/Poke stops firstly but then also spams (with a very low CP Pokemon) gym battles at your target all day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091633 >>212091659
>>212091607
I would change it to watered by both the rain and the sweat, says a bit more and makes more sense
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091634 >>212091649
morning gym = smashed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091639 >>212091679
>>212091623
It wouldn't be fun anymore if you automated it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091642
good morning to everyone except grey squirrels
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091649
>>212091634
can you put it back together so others can use it cheers
Anonymous Australia No.212091653
Anonymous New Zealand No.212091659
>>212091633
Taking notes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091679
>>212091639
not going to bot a Nintendo game
but the opening screen company just sold the game to another company and apparently they will ban cheaters even harder, so there is a time limit on botting all of the quests and some good Pokemon on an inso style account for that to be easy otherwise it will be harder (still worth it)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091705
as in, it would help me if I wanted to have an alt account for it to "start" with all the quests done, also for it to be at level 30-35 for every Pokemon encounter to automatically have a chance for a 1 100% IV
Anonymous United States No.212091714 >>212091761
I am surprised how little western tourists Japan actually gets
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091728
She’s dead, wrapped in plastic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091743
I would easily pay like $40 for a Pokemon Go bot that auto-creates accounts and runs the tutorial and a few Pokemon (300? each) to have them stack up as logins with 10 CP Pokemon with 100% IVs in them (at the start of the account it finds more 10 CP Pokemon and they do have 1-2 perfect IVs, maybe 3 is possible 9level 10 CP hundo)
Anonymous New Zealand No.212091748
HIDE YOUR MAN, HIDE YOUR GIRL, AND HIDE YOUR MINGE
Anonymous Canada No.212091749 >>212091772
I'm so predictable haha
Anonymous United States No.212091761
>>212091714
When I went there over new years I only saw like 3 other whites over 2 weeks
Anonymous United States No.212091772
>>212091749
imagine Ruby on red scare
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091788 >>212091804
look at this Pokemon
my best Pokemon
whooley more like liquid gold
Anonymous Canada No.212091802
I love Sableye
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091803
or more like
Whooloo
Anonymous New Zealand No.212091804
>>212091788
would root
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091818 >>212091830
I play pokemon on the switch, I tried the phone app but I didn't find it all that fun
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091822
yeah apparently Pokemon Go bots dont use virtual phones anymore though
Anonymous United States No.212091830
>>212091818
Yeah, I bet you didn't.
Anonymous Canada No.212091831
mousey why don't you play a game that's actually about automation instead of botting games like runescape and pokemon go
factorio is good and it will even work on your bargain bin laptop
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091844
no it would be on a different IP address (VPN), new account new phone (which I could afford right now, just a cheap phone for it). I dont want to stop Pokemon Go but if my account was taken then by this point I wouldnt pick the game back up again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091853
The first few assassin's creed games were cool but the modern day missions as desmond were a ball ache
Anonymous United States No.212091856 >>212091875
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091874
and im pretty sure the devs added the thing to make your character run around outside if you are at home. it makes sense. also it doesnt count towards the "walked" or distance stat unless you have the offline walking mode on and spam open/close the app. it does give you a candy every 20 minutes for your buddy Pokemon
Anonymous United States No.212091875
>>212091856
Very disrespectful, also President Trump criticized Israel quite harshly today so you should remove that horrible star from his suit.
Anonymous United States No.212091885
>>212090027 (OP)
what a bizarre thing to post
Anonymous Canada No.212091896
rorke's on a mad one again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091897
I walked 36 miles (4 days) last week
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091906
and found Β£10 and a Pokemon card
Anonymous Canada No.212091908
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091917 >>212091940 >>212091941 >>212092001
Anonymous United States No.212091940
>>212091917
inflated staryuuki
Anonymous Canada No.212091941 >>212091952
>>212091917
where are her nips
Anonymous Ireland No.212091952
>>212091941
I've got them here in my pocket.
Anonymous Ireland No.212091974 >>212091981 >>212091998
Wanking is downright odd when you think about it.
Anonymous United States No.212091981 >>212092049
>>212091974
how
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212091987
this site is unusable when it stops auto-updating until I refresh the page so bye
Anonymous United States No.212091998
>>212091974
true but it doesn't stop me from doing it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212092000
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212092001
>>212091917
too big
Anonymous Ireland No.212092049
>>212091981
Looking at a woman, pulling your willy, imagining having sex with them, ejaculating into a tissue, an endless conveyor of semen being squirted out day in day out...
Odd.
Anonymous United States No.212092063 >>212092073 >>212092118
>>212090097
Who is this girl?
Anonymous Ireland No.212092064 >>212092073 >>212092074 >>212093533
How often do you wank?
Mad how I haven't slowed down since I was a teenager.
Anonymous United States No.212092067
Sir Larry Bird
Anonymous Ireland No.212092073
>>212092063
Same as this girl.
>>212092064
Anonymous United States No.212092074
>>212092064
anywhere from 1-7 times a day depending on my health and whether i have to work in office
Anonymous United States No.212092094
far spec bldg
Anonymous Ireland No.212092118
>>212092063
Wouldn't you like to know, Hank.
Anonymous France No.212092122
Anonymous United States No.212092130 >>212092195 >>212092342
according to etymonline the first recorded use of 'wank' was recorded in 1948
so the man who first said wank could still be knocking about
Anonymous United States No.212092195
>>212092130
still wanking to this day i reckon
Anonymous United States No.212092215
any moistman in
Anonymous France No.212092263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212092284 >>212092334
and XXL max HP IV Pokemon
I feel like it should be XXL height/weight to be more powerful
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212092327 >>212092395
brb UwU
Anonymous Sweden No.212092333
why does carberg go doopin mental after she’s done a poo?
Anonymous United States No.212092334
>>212092284
toby
Anonymous United States No.212092342
>>212092130
the real origin is surely slang that predates that fella by atleast 5-10 years
Anonymous United States No.212092380
>>212090027 (OP)Probably
>pic
Some crystal cafe shit
Anonymous United States No.212092387 >>212092483
1948 was the first use of 'wank' as a noun
the first printed use of wank as a verb, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, was in 1905's "Memoirs of a Voluptuary"
>This work describes the sexual awakening of the narrator, Charlie Powerscourt, and his friends Bob Rutherford and Jimmy, the Duke of Surrey. Their tale is interwoven with the heterosexual narrative of a sophisticated French friend.
erm
Anonymous Canada No.212092395
>>212092327
quick he's gone, now's our chance fellas
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212092420
>>212091516
psh... civillians
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212092440 >>212092471
All my dad does during his free time is play slop, streamer bait simulator games and scroll Tiktok. Needs an honour killing for sure.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212092471
>>212092440
what would you rather him be doing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212092483 >>212092506 >>212092559 >>212092713
>>212092387
https://www.greek-love.com/modern-europe/great-britain/the-memoirs-of-a-voluptuary/memoirs-of-a-voluptuary
this is the most revolting thing i've ever read
Anonymous United States No.212092506
>>212092483
>greek-love.com
Anonymous United States No.212092519
Ah wan Emma Watson tae dae a jobby in mah gob
Anonymous United States No.212092559
>>212092483
what the fuck?
Anonymous United States No.212092602
raiding molten chore for the infinite time watching og Still Game on my second monitor
comfy tuesday
Anonymous United States No.212092647
Eating a girl’s poo is the ultimate sign that you love her.
Anonymous United States No.212092649
Might turn it all around
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212092713
>>212092483
>β€œissued to subscribers only”
victorian onlyfans
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212092822 >>212092841
*slowly crawls out of a hole in the ground and blinks at the daylight*
Anonymous United States No.212092833 >>212092852
Shitting on a woman’s face makes her love you even more
Anonymous Sweden No.212092841
>>212092822
eek! a goblin!!
Anonymous Australia No.212092843 >>212092868 >>212092963
fucked up my plant scavenging, the banksias all had massive meter long taproots and apparently if you snap them the plant will likely die, dug up 3 and only managed to get one intact root and its bloody 3x the length of the plant
Anonymous United States No.212092845 >>212092870
saw a vid of this ginger in a skirt playing the bagpipes loud as fuck on an indian train to "spread his culture and see how they liked it" and all the indians were smiling at him laughing, enjoying it even
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212092849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSyh-ErXdJw
Anonymous United States No.212092852
>>212092833
did your mommy tell you that?
Anonymous United States No.212092868 >>212092884
>>212092843
Fuck up plant scavenger nigga, your dumb ass out digging an dirt and shit get shit up in your hands under your fingertips I guess you need to wash your hands then you got a sink down there then?
Anonymous United States No.212092870
>>212092845
Bagpipes actually resemble indian music in a way with the use of a drone note
Anonymous Australia No.212092884 >>212093095
>>212092868
Anonymous United States No.212092887 >>212092906
She won
Anonymous Australia No.212092906 >>212093325
>>212092887
shes cute but her hairline extends onto her head in a peculiar way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212092963
>>212092843
would it be easier to get their seeds
Anonymous Australia No.212092994
playing kingdom come deliverance, or willy bum deniggerance as i've been known to call it
Anonymous New Zealand No.212093071 >>212093144
horror movie idea:
>British men are attacking your village from an indigenous perspective.
Anonymous Chile No.212093095
>>212092884
I look like this
Anonymous New Zealand No.212093102 >>212093144
horror movie idea:
>Your name is Keith and you live on a council estate in essex
Anonymous Australia No.212093144
>>212093071
>>212093102
https://www.youtube.com/watch/xngDqTM9j_A
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093145 >>212093160
agonisingly alone, agonisingly depressed
Anonymous New Zealand No.212093160
>>212093145
agonise these nuts in yo mouf, hah, gottem
Anonymous United States No.212093210
Sir Fulton Sheen
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093242
horror film idea:
>nasty girls bully me and force me to lick their feet
Anonymous Australia No.212093272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRN7mwkEAYA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093322
um
Anonymous United States No.212093325
>>212092906
That’s called being arab
Anonymous New Zealand No.212093354
forgot to flush the toilet after taking a shit. Flatmates fuming, shall not be taking the blame
Anonymous United States No.212093399 >>212093418
French men are gaggin for it lads
Anonymous United States No.212093418 >>212093448 >>212093461
>>212093399
I'm in until I actually see the willy then it's over
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093423 >>212093447 >>212093468 >>212093520
I told adult social care directly that I'm only willing to accept an attractive female worker. Not joking. They said the "attractive" request is not appropriate and can't be indulged but they will give me a female worker.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093447
>>212093423
alri shitshimselflad
Anonymous United States No.212093448
>>212093418
Just don't look at it. Stick it in, ahh warm hole, pretend he's a girl.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093461
>>212093418
that's the best part
Anonymous Australia No.212093468 >>212093500
>>212093423
>adult social care
wat is that like for retardation or something
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093469
https://youtu.be/H2-96jTABpE
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093500 >>212093520 >>212093522 >>212093524
>>212093468
I'm autistic and living alone and they saw that my apartment is in shambles
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093519
awkward turtle
Anonymous United States No.212093520
>>212093423
>>212093500
this is what frogposters are like irl lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093522
>>212093500
see now they're going to send round the ugliest old hag they can find so you don't get rapey
Anonymous Australia No.212093524
>>212093500
fair enough why did you ask for a woman tho
Anonymous Hungary No.212093533
>>212092064
I have not wanked in like 5 days now. Not even feeling horny, not even in the slightest. It's over.
Anonymous Canada No.212093545 >>212093569
rorke I'm in love with your body
Anonymous United States No.212093569
>>212093545
I'm not gay.
If you try to suck it, it means you're gay.
*unzips*
Anonymous United States No.212093580
>I saw with wonder and surprize, what? not the play-thing of a boy, not the weapon of a man, but a may-pole of so enormous a standard, that had proportions been observ'd, it must have belong'd to a young giant: its prodigious size made me shrink again: yet! I could not without pleasure behold, and even ventur'd to feel, such a length! such a breadth of animated ivory, perfectly well turn'd and fashion'd, the proud stiffness of which distended its skin, whose smooth polish and velvet-softness, might vie with that of the most delicate of our sex, and whose exquisite whiteness was not a little set off by a sprout of black curling hair round the root, through the jetty sprigs of which, the fair skin shew'd as, in a fine evening, you may have remark'd the clear light Γ¦ther, throught the branch-work of distant trees, over topping the summet of a hill: then the broad and bluish-casted incarnate of the head, and blue serpentines of its veins, altogether compos'd the most striking assemblage of figure and colours in nature; in short, it stood an object of terror and delight.

>But what was yet more surprising, the owner of this natural curiosity (through the want of occasions in the strictness of his home-breeding, and the little time he had been in town not having afforded him one) was hitherto an absolute stranger, in practice at least, to the use of all that manhood he was so nobly stock'd with; and it now fell to my lot to stand his first trial of it, if I could resolve to run the risques of its disproportion to that tender part of me, which such an over-siz'd machine was very fit to lay in ruins.
Anonymous United States No.212093599
Got the Hey Jude on thinking about how to escape poverty without being a toilfreak
Anonymous Italy No.212093617
>>212090027 (OP)
>right
Literally me but Im a man. Scary
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093634
had my shower and my shave and partially dressed myself
next i'll make a coffee and brush my teeth and finish dressing myself and make my hair look nice and pack my bag and go
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093667 >>212093723
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093723 >>212093760
>>212093667
I feel like this exact girl exists in every city and town ever
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093735 >>212093753
government trying to make us waste our seed first thing in the morning to ruin our days
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093748
to prostitutes. actual prostitutes. except you dont even get to fuck them when you give them 5 dolla titty picture like real prostitutes
Anonymous New Zealand No.212093750 >>212093768
if anyone replies to this post im gonna kill myself. Don't do it, I have so much to live for
Anonymous Egypt No.212093753
>>212093735
Doggo.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093760 >>212093783
>>212093723
>girl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093765 >>212093779
the actual spambot is back, and hes allowed to do it
Anonymous Egypt No.212093768 >>212093771
>>212093750
Indo European.
Anonymous New Zealand No.212093771
>>212093768
FUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous United States No.212093778
https://youtu.be/UPxz_4wIa4g?si=DIfW9xdaxOSCqXSE
Anonymous Egypt No.212093779
>>212093765
Stop.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093783 >>212093804
>>212093760
must suck to suck and lose to Jew box 2.0 for you to come out ending up this way. I would actually cut off my dick and come out to my dad as a fucking failure
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093804
>>212093783
did you mean to reply to me?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093812
need a girl to fuck and then stay with for long enough to eiher figure out how or let it be long enough to get conset beforehand and then giving her insane amounts of alcohol and then raping her with consent
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093834
need a girl infront of me on her knees and I raise a clawhammer above my head to strike it down at her so she makes the eyes of something that has been beaten and knows it could die to lower the hammer and throw her out of a window
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093835
what the fudge
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093860
need a girlfriend to experiment date rape drugs on with consent
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212093870
need an alcoholic or drug addict gf