activeee edition

deaf bird (gf)

ofcom starting early today it seems

teleworker phone support gf

Rebel

Stop

teleworker gf (in real life)
in Ireland
or the Isle of Man
on a boat

Doggo.

part of America where they do incest gf

waking up on christmas day 2007 and opening cheggers party quiz

This Egyptian bot is so fucking annoying

Ghengis Khan of Missouri (me) husband

Stop.

Doom guy.

gf (lactating) and another gf with bulimia

Spotted the Egyptian in outer /int/

Stop..

*jaw drops to floor* MLADY
mlady mlady mlady *tips fedora* hello m-

weather feels vile today
thick and heavy

>>212093982
no need to sign your posts

Stop...

Can someone fucking report this bot it is actually fucking annoying

true

>>212094018
Stop.

THE LAMB IS SO RAW EVEN A KIWI WOULDN'T FUCK IT

>>212094009
get him filtered

remember when we used to find pictures of frogs and say 'I found a rare pepe'
4chan used to be so interactive

thoughts on the pyramids?

new shoes are so comfy (and annoying to put on and take off) that i've just been chilling around the house all day wearing them like some kind of yank

Morning folks hope you all have a good day today and everything goes right for you

might as well fucking get the expensive chocolate from TESCO now instead of own brand. and Cadburies is expensive now. the expensive chocolate comes in dark cocoa anyway and all of the line tastes much better. this is bullshit

*enters /brit/ carrying a bucket spilling water in front of me which i slip on and fall over*

>>212094074
cheers lad, i've just popped 450mg of lyrica and 5mg of valium so i'm ready for my evening toil

things that are taxed should be inflation proof
I walked around an expensive neighbourhood to play Pokemon and agree with taxes now somewhat
its my fault that I consume all of the taxed products. it says a lot when they are all taxed. something which contains sugar costs more already

>>212094053
build by ayys

you can steal from Sainsburies. they want you to. I would do it again if I could but im scared, but I did that where energy drinks cost £3 each thats me (get fucked). I would go steal from Sainsburies because it is too expensive

>>212094051
no

>>212094126
mental how some men find mid girls like this so entrancing they have to post them.

>>212094125
drinking energy drinks is runtier behaviour than stealing from supermarkets

>>212094143
drinking water is retarded

>>212094143
i drink red bull because they make really impressive videos of people doing extreme sports

I like Sainsburys

>>212094163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqHzDM25Mp8

A police officer ticketing a woman for wearing a bikini on an Italian beach, 1957

have to leave for 'za delivery toil soon
wish pizza places just sold pizzas instead of all this other shit i have to keep track of, why the fuck are people buying chicken wings and ice cream from a pizza joint? boggles the mind

>>212094175
Thanks. Doggo? :). Index. D1a.

>>212094177

transferred (not the Pokemon someone else posted like shuckle or something but) something like shelldor which had max HP IV. I think the Pokemon has good def like the one that anon said

>>212094188
That’s a job for Indians why are you doing it

>>212094041
Ok but I want him gonw for good

>>212094188
why wouldnt you be able to get chicken wings at a pizza shop

>>212094188

>>212094030
surely the more raw the lamb the more likely a kiwi would be to fuck it

women should only eat chocolate and bread and be bred. and barefoot. trad home wife wife gf wife (female). based

>>212094218
funny you should mention that since 90% of my coworkers are indians or southeast asians
it's just a part time gig while i'm studying

cooks dont eat their own food which I think is interesting and fun

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Already sweating like a mad cunt
It's not even hot out

lotta internet brainrot retards on /brit/ lately

he's late today

>>212094152
Energy drinks actively taste disgusting and are terrible for you

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>>212094296
Yessirr.

>>212094259
>women should only eat chocolate and bread and be bred
in that situation the children will be born malformed sickly and retarded if she doesn't have a miscarriage first

>>212094299
people always say that but they dont taste disgusting really. youre just saying it and dont believe that
also im not drinking "original" energy drinks out of choice. but I think they taste nice after a day of drinking them

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>>212094271
Do you ride round on a little ped?

soon in /brit/

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>>212094319
babies shouldnt eat only chocolate and bread
I would think that a baby could eat chocolate (maybe specifically dark chocolate) at a young age, like 6 months to test them if nothing else. so long as they dont choke, and that reminds me also

>>212094185
Now they fine women for not having black boyfriends

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>>212094321
Maybe your tongue is retarded

>>212094321
>say that but they dont taste disgusting really
They have been specifically designed to taste bad so people think they are special you utter idiot

January fire soon

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>212094353
are you a fucking moron or what? if a woman only eats chocolate and bread during pregnancy the baby will be born with spina bifida at the very least and likely many more problems in addition to that

>>212094380
you are a massive retard

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>212094392
Are you a fucking carrot or what

>>212094392
because she is eating for her and the baby
and OK women are allowed to eat carrots too

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>212094396
Ah yes you're now at the stage of denying what energy drink companies have said themselves

>>212094407
gaslightingme

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212094419
no
women need a balanced and varied diet to grow a healthy baby inside them
bread chocolate and carrots will not do it
they need meat and fruits and vegetables

and also if I got a 4chan pass to report people on I wouldnt post using the pass. I would post on my own pass but I dont have one

I have been doing a lot of thinking lately and I've come to the conclusion that National Socialism is correct, and that it offers real solutions to what is important in life, as opposed to communism, which is simply secular Christianity.

I've also come to the conclusion that only the White can create and maintain civilisation and that we are superior to other races as we are more beautiful and intelligent, and therefore a White world is needed as envisaged by luminaries such as William Luther Pierce.

Finally, I've also realised that race is the decisive factor in history.

Stealing from supermarkets is a victimless crime
Supporting energy drink companies is morally repugnant

mods there is a subhuman shitting up the place. no but an actual subhuman, and look at his effect on the place - which you are supposed to protect

>>212094475
Read the bible?

I still love you mousey

>>212094464
sugar is good
sugar is a good thing and its good for your teeth

>>212094459
Did you come to this realisation before or after you fully committed to inceldom?

>>212094492
We were supposed to be ok but then the demon spawned and I will block him.

>can't even tinker around at the edges with some milquetoast PIP changes without all hell breaking loose
We are totally fucked as a country, healthy people in work can claim 10 grand a year tax free because of men'ul 'elf and apparently trying even slightly to slow that down is too much
Couldn't even stop the winter cruise allowance

dont you think its weird how EVERYONE points at people and says youre brainwashed and everyone watches the news and television EVERYONE thinks the same. the movies have told them that you are the brainwashed person

how long is the democratic experiment really good for then, seems like we’re on it’s last breath

This must be fixed

>>212094494
I prefer to wash my sugar down with coffee, followed by a Marlboro and a shot of Jack Daniels (tm)

>>212094544
must be fixed? yeah looks like it must be, good job

>>212094541
>I'm not the problem, everyone else is
Legitimate mental illness

>>212094544
iktf

I wanna do wicked things to a slim lad's arse. Izatgay then ?

>>212094552
Coffee is far better for you than everything else on that list

>>212094497
yahud

>>I'm not the problem, everyone else is
literally 1984

>>212094459
yes im sure you reached this conclusion independently and totally haven't been under the influence of any propaganda

>>212094574
Stop it!

>>212094572
Fell for the marketing

>>212094581
That's what you gleaned from 1984?

>>212094581
When have you last read 1984

>>212094591
if I wanted to

>>212094587
Stop..

>>212094541

>>212094595
how many times have you read 1984
how many times have you read 1984 this year (if less than 6 then just dont bother challenging me)

Stop.

>>212094610
Well, have you read it at least once?

>>212094599
Mental

Hello.

>>212094581
>literally 1984
its 2025 anon...

>>212094464
Literally used to steal a big bottle of lucozade, bag of haribo in the morning then a box of chicken and chips or whatever from the hot counter after school every day for 3 years

>>212094622
no I watched the film

Stop...

>>212094634
Brown hands.

talk about explosives (bombs)

>>212094635
>not the parody
Try harder if you want to bait

Ok.

>>212094649
Not really mate

>>212094665
I dont have time to watch the parody and its probably really deep and thought-provoking

>>212094673
need those fingers rammed up my arsehole

>>212094673
Traveller. Where's the caravan parked?

Actually struggling to breathe the air is so thick
Perhaps also because I'm hungover and wildly unfit

>>212094683
What's so important that you're putting your education in peril?

ill watch CodysLab instead and watch him dig up some dirt and get metals

>>212094706
shut up nigga

>>212094689
Nice
>>212094693
Zero Irish ancestry mate what’s next

>>212094702
its already over they have poisoned the water supply and cycle (and so the soil). the fruits and vegetables have microplastics

>>212094716
Golders Green innit. Where's your yarmulke?

Grave.

>>212094711
you can be jealous (and poor) or watch someone use their wealth, and have fun :)
his videos are interesting and hes sort of an ametuer chemist

>>212094725
>don't eat because microplastics are in food
>die
>get buried in microplastics
It's over

Incelwalk was grand. Now flossing and brushing #activeee

>>212094730
Don’t live in England, not a Jew
You’re a really bad at this

mousey... we supposed you was dead

>>212094745
they have won, 1984 didnt help. I hope they kill all of the animals too before we die so that nothing is left

>>212094761
No real Scotsman lad. Back to Poland with you then.

sleep a lot eat a lot brush 'em like crazy
run a lot do a lot never be lazy

>>212094786
Don’t even understand what that means

Stab.

giving myself a pat on the back

>>212094806
Of course you don't mate. English isn't your native language Vladislav.

It's time to bring back the irish mob

https://voca.ro/18JbqbePASHy
You, refute?

>>212094824
No technically it’s not but I did learn it in year 3

Kneel, genes.

Quite cute when the Welsh pretend not to be English

https://youtu.be/oYLxkGz00d0?si=VH2CAIczZ9sqVcTa

>>212094841
Just like I thought. Dirty filcher from another land. Explains the big laborer hands too.

>>212094843
rattled

>>212094333
nah car

You know tge Jew

>>212094854
Are you

>>212094853
Yh Cymru

Jumpstyle. 0. Stop it, Fares.

>>212094845
I fucking love him

Safe.

>>212094891
Safe. Not Jews.

Hello??

>>212094870
Nah I’m erect

>>212094891
The arse that formed an Empire

british man

:D

bldg fad reps

>>212094956

>>212094544
staying up to fix my sleep schedule meself
just made a cup of tea

paid my rent just now, £350

it's not fair that I should have to pay to live. And I have to work for that money (also unfair). Really I would be better off being dead where I wouldn't need to work or pay to live.

>>212095002
Grow up mate

weird shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55tFGkzrOBA

>>212094993
lol what utter bollocks

>>212095002
My rent is almost 10 times higher than yours

>>212094993
can tell you haven't even bothered to read that source. typical mong

>>212095015
Rorke when confronted with stats he don’t like

>>212094993
>FemaleEinstein
Bet its a trannois

Thinking about those gay albatross in Frozen Planet II

>>212095020
I live in a council property in the arse end of nowhere

presumably for your 10x you get to experience the hustle and bustle and live around people your own age etc

>>212095049
How much can you make a year before they take those away?

roaring out me window

>>212094999
Go away sprit!

>>212094993
I wasn’t aware England & Wales combined was 75% white? Especially since Wales is like 93% white

>>212095076
Fist fight. PTSD. End.

dunno who actually believes any of that Omaze shit looks shady as fuck

>>212095035
>The ethnic background of defendants prosecuted for child sexual abuse offences was recorded in 69% (6,356) of cases in 2023 (Ministry of Justice, 2024a). Among these individuals, nine-tenths were White (5,731); across all other ethnicities, there was a much lower proportion than in the general population of England and Wales (see Table 4).

>This is likely to be related to the under-identification of child sexual abuse in minority ethnic communities.

meaning their own source contradicts the implication that whites commit CSA more frequently. typical midwit misusing stats for their own ends

YO YA !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5xUiayK-Pc
*dancing*

>>212095049
I live in a 3 bedroom house with my family in a suburb of London

>>212095110
You and your wife!

>>212095105
Go and tell her then twoxchromosomes sub and it’s the British man Disney land post

>>212095068
There's no limit. Could win the lottery and I'd still be entitled to live here forever, provided I continue to pay the monthly rent.

This is why you'll occasionally argue that these things should be regularly means tested.

I'll take a random shithole town over a metropolis any day

feeling a bit whacky, a bit looney even

>>212095130
seems a bit off topic, what does a nonce have to do with chromosomes?

>>212095163
Alri ma and pa kent

>>212095161
You should be set then nothing to complain about. Do you invest?

first post I see is some tranny making up fanfic about how a transphobic bartender gave him a date rape drug (despite not being on a date) which mysteriously wasnt picked up on any tests when he went to the hospital 3 hours later (unlike all common date rape drugs would be)
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1ljvges/i_got_drugged_yesterday/

need to start picking up overtime at work again as I am in fact poor

got about 3 grand to my name. If that ever runs out I'll just top myself. May even do so before then.

we're just having a laugh, ofcom. it's pure satire.

>>212095218
have you considered not being poor?

>Sherman and his wife, who are Jewish, have been active members of Valley Beth Shalom, a Conservative synagogue in Encino, California, for many years
Taking hits against Trump or baiting Yanks into bombing Iran more, it's a win-win

>>212095286

>>212095205
no I don't have enough money left over to invest any. My take-home each month is £850. My outgoings are ~£1000 between rent, council tax, food, internet/phone, gas/electric, petrol.

so I actually lose money each month, eating into my savings. May need to look into hopping on the bennies as it appears my financial situation isn't sustainable once my savings run out

>>212095375
>My take-home each month is £850. My outgoings are ~£1000 between rent, council tax, food, internet/phone, gas/electric, petrol.
Have you considered making more money? That was my take home working 20ish hours a week at Ikea 9 years ago

Slept nearly a full 11 hours after sleeping for 5 the night before and feeling like shit yesterday. Feel absolutely mega.

>>212095455
Stop. Way too close. Legs.

>>212095375
sounds like you need to work more you lazy bastard. swallow your pride, you dont need 50 hours a week to shit post here

just sucked off a big black covfefe

>>212095375
You should be on a coke and hookers binge in Thailand with expenses that low get your bread up

Wow.

>buying 12 fighter jets that can only carry us nukes

for what purpose?

>>212095002
Then kill yourself. Problem solved. NEXT

>>212095486
to flex on ireland

fuck I wish we had BEER here honestly I would be drunk 24/7

>>212095486

no savings and nearly £4k in debt

>>212095503
but you do all our air defence for free anyway like a good little cuck

Do yiu believe it?

You end in the field.

>>212095455
Did a squat pyramid on about 4.5 hours sleep after work yesterday, 20 reps @100kg, 15 reps 140kg and 10 reps 180 then back down again
Felt fucking horrific after

>>212095428
> That was my take home working 20ish hours a week at Ikea
yeah that's pretty much where I'm at in terms of hours / the nature of the


>Have you considered making more money?
I used to work full time in a different job and made a liveable wage then but I had a mental breakdown of sorts and tried to kill myself. Nowadays it's like I do the bear minimum to survive and no more. I don't have ambitions of meeting a girl, starting a family, owning a home etc.

If I do a bit more overtime at my current job I could probably bridge the gap between my income and my outgoings. Longer term though the big problem is my car and also the yearly insurance. At some point I may need to sell the car and buy a bicycle.

>>212095486
how much do they cost? might get one myself

You.

>>212095520

GOINF TO BED AT 4AM EVERY DAY IS HEALTHY

>>212095639

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RM7cQCC4sU&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RM7cQCC4sU&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RM7cQCC4sU&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RM7cQCC4sU&

let's go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBJVVhn7iuo

>>212095698
I will commit an Aryan crime.

any of you lads have any experience with the single dating supper clubs esp those in london? supposedly that's where the girls are nowerdays

deepseeking my arsehole

>>212095714
no I've never been on a date or exchanged messages with a woman

no one:
literally no one:
not even leftypol:
rorke: bruh

>>212095741
I got it.

>>212095753
Lowest mf'er innit? Bad.

>>212095745
same for the former
no for the latter
exchanged many messages (by exchanged i mean i sent a message and then they ghosted or declined my date invitation)

might have some sort of egg

Flow with it.

https://soundcloud.com/inchbyinchdistribution/premiere-salomo-hydro-twist-rm12018

good chill ravey tune this

ciao!

leftypol
rorke
leftyrorke
rorkeypol

have to write a 5500 word essay by tonight. I haven't even started yet. Do you think this can even be done?

I am chill.

off me nut from the daily does of akkad daily, pjw and the lotus eaters podcast

I am not afraid to die. End.

WHY DOES THE THUMBNAIL SHOW BOY GEORGE ON COME DINE WITH ME WHEN HE'S NOT EVEN A CONTESTENT HELLO

>>212095828
https://voca.ro/1luCsx3hAMky
Nuclear Explosion. I was actually good, lol. Sorfy. Donkey. So sad. Chill out, Fares. Be Indo European and travel. Christ, bro.

Not yet?

british people must stop putting short a's into italian and spanish words and names today

>>212095811
fire up the chatgpt

>>212095521
bizarre cope

>>212095900
i dont know how to use it

>>212095926
is Bing on the blink?

so that's summer over is it

>>212095521
Of course we do, it's part of the British Isles after all. You're welcome!

>>212095828
Just put the jared taylor on

owning sjws in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

I ordered a t shirt and £180 trainers from ASOS once but only received the T-shirt I told them and sent a pic then they banned me for life

Noticed quite a lot of english have moved to northern ireland recently, or at least to the company I work for. They're nearly all a bit cold and uptight. Must be a faster pace of life over there. Or they think of us as inferior hicks. That's the way of it i suppose.

>>212096081
serves you right for spending £180 on shoes

>>212096081
sisterberg is banned from every one of these fast fashion websites for taking the piss on returns

it's a problem created by women yet everyone else has to deal with the consequences, as in your case

love this weather

>>212096129
ever, you know?

Trump having a megameltie at NATO right now live

>>212096143
great day for cheek clapping eh timmybeld

>>212095890
Such as?

>>212096160
Good point.

>>212096100
i wouldn't move there, it looks grim

>>212096100
They are coming by choice? What reasons do they give

>>212096182
I need to feel the nut.

anyone going to paris as a tourist must genuinely be fucking INSANE

>>212096217
Why? It’s a lovely city, been there twice in the last few years.

remember zoe salmon? corr she was fit. it's like they wanted us to have a wank while watching blue peter

>>212096234
He’s never left his bedroom

turns out the magical device that could allegedly burrow 60m (sixty) into solid granite bedrock like a lightsaber could not, in fact, do that

>>212096239
Mental how he’s wearing a nappy (probably a full one) in that picture lmao

>>212096129
many such cases!

>>212096252
oh it was solid granite bedrock was it? you've studied the geological composition of the surrounding area?

>>212096239
I remember him saying he would have the Ukraine war stopped straight away as soon as he becomes president

>bedrock is completely invincible and unbreakable

Blud thinks Minecraft is real life

>>212096321
I've taken core samples, yes

>>212096353
I need to prove it.

>>212096353
he didnt mean that

>>212096191
Dunno, it's cheaper to live here and buy a house and easier to get a good job because half the country is on the dole with no intention of ever lifting a finger. Some of them have partners over here. Don't speak to any of them that much. The worst one of them is the senior safety officer, he's from kettering and he's the biggest cunt ive ever met.

Rorke lied
Leftypol died

penetrating to a depth of 60m is insane

would be like me penetrating a vagina to a depth of more than 3 inches

>>212096359
i made your mums bedrock mate

Did I stutter?

arse is a complete write-off after that last poo

>>212096419
ktima

I've never penetrated anything in my life

'heeky early
>>212096445
>>212096445
>>212096445

>>212096381
Never trust the sassenach

test poo

>>212096452
Ah.

Bumping to 310