Thread 212095681

Haven't masturbated in 4 days, now I'm horny as fuck at work and can't concentrate
Does this happen iyc? What do?

>>212095681 (OP)
grab an intern/apprentice and drain your lizard into his gullet

>>212095681 (OP)
Jerk off in the restroom

>>212095681 (OP)
Find your boss and drop trou.

>>212095681 (OP)
masturbate at the toilet in the office

>>212095701
I am the intern bruh

>>212095954
Grab your superior then, same etiquette

>>212095681 (OP)
tell me where u wörk bb and I make it stop :3

>>212095681 (OP)
do NOT browse this shithole there're multiple commerbait threads up at any time of the day

>>212095681 (OP)
Hello

>>212095681 (OP)
>>212095954
Is there another cute (male) intern you could slip into the bathroom with? You could relieve each other's... stress.

>>212096092
but this thing has no pp!

>>212095681 (OP)
Go on a Muslim fast. Eat and drink something before sunrise and then don't eat of drink anything until sunset. Do this for a week or so and you'll find your libido to be much lower.

I am so horny I think I will fuck a man in the ass instead.

>>212095681 (OP)
fap at work.
at my first day at work i fapped into the insulation of the house i was building.
somewhere in røros is a house with several of my loads in their insulation and i have fapped at every job ever since.

>>212097039
After billions of years ayy lmaos will find your cum inside the building and use it to reconstruct humanity.

I succumbed to porn yesterday or anteontem. I went 3 days without masturbating to porn with the AVRT. I need more self-control...

>>212095681 (OP)
ask a coworker is he/she is willing to drain your balls

>>212096929
aurimas...

>>212095681 (OP)
What's the longest you've gone without relief? Is the work day over? How did you resolve the situation? Don't keep /int/ in the dark. We need a blog update.

>>212098498
Aš Juozas

>>212095681 (OP)
The toilet is your friend.
I work in an office full of really stacked women who love yoga pants/tight jeans and crop tops.
The only thing I can do sometimes to keep my sanity is a quick jerk session in the bathroom.

>>212095681 (OP)
wanna have sex?

>>212098949
I'm still at work for a bit over 1 hour, was contemplating to masturbate in the bathroom but I'm gonna make it. But I keep looking at anime girls on my phone and whenever a foid is near I can't help but stare at her boobs

the longest i went was 12 days on a school trip to spain, with a boner 24/7.
just suck it up. if i could manage so can you

>>212100147
your country has 12day school trips? that's pretty long

>>212100309
it's a thig here, yes. it's switched between italy and spain. ngl i rather went to itzly, but spain is highly underrated. also the first time i puked on alcohol. the procession in bilbao was kino

>>212101900
where i called out the teacher in question "this is some meso american style stacking of stones" an idiot, not explicitely, but got told to stfu. next year, guess what was on the cover of my material science handbook
can't make this shit up