Thread 212095964

Fried butter edition

Planning on doing some degenerate stuff in Manila tonight

>>212096063
You going to burgos street or heading to BGC?

>>212096201
BGC, gonna eat like a fat ass and get hammered

love this weather
nothing quite like waking up at 3am because I'm melting and can't stay asleep

>>212096920
You should move to the time zone to the west of you. I don't even have my AC on and I'm chillin

>>212097007
how about I repeatedly kick you in the chest instead??

Maya is so pretty

>>212097045
Apply.

>>212097041
Nah I'm good. Have fun melting though

Catch a wave and take in the sweetness

>been up for 2 hours
>on my 2nd coffee
>still tired
it's gonna be a long day bros

I'm not a real human, this isn't real life,
Or something

>>212099814
o algo

Cleaned my mouse and keyboard. I'm thinking about spending 40 bucks or so on a new mouse, thinking a METAL one so the plastic can't melt.

Walking doggo early to avoid the heat

Had to be outside for a bit yesterday and it actually somewhat improved my outlook on life

whats up niggas

"We've got two BUMS here (Jason and Terrone) that have been fighting so hard and for so long at each other, that frankly, they don't know what the FUCK they're doing"

>>212097684
>Amerika girl

women are the whole reason why society is collapsing

>>212101391
Terrone is Whiter than you.

I’m a marxist to get stinky pussy.

My condominium smells terrible, in the kitchen and in my bathroom.. Idk what it is
At first I thought it was something rotting and I did find a rotting onion, my roommate left out for some reason, but even after throwing it away the kind of rotten smell lingers
I've left baking soda out and burn a scented candle, but the smell is still there

My company lets me view 4chan but not post. Like I get a connection error when I hit post
Kinda weird

>>212102404
could be a pipe leak behind a wall, go look at all the ceilings in the rooms and check for anything weird like stains or bubbles.

>>212102471
There's no stains on the ceilings but it could be mold growing underneath the floor is what I suspect
Like 5 or so months ago I left my sink on with the drain closed and it overflowed a about a quarter inch of water on the floor in my bathroom

>>212102605
oh fuck that would do it. if water got behind the trim and walls it will get moldy if not dried out properly too. if you have a vanity cabinet water will be trapped underneath there as well. time to pull off some trim or the toe kick and inspect before it gets worse.

>>212102698
Sounds like too much work. It's already been 5 months and it's ok. It will eventually die
Not my problem

I'll scream it 'til your ears bleed, you'll always have a friend in me

It's currently a breezy 87 degrees
>>212102426
shouldn't you be working?

Will volunteering at a food bank help me get a real job

>>212102969
Volunteer to do some paperwork bullshit somewhere

>>212102750
kek nigga you gonna get real sick. i've seen people hospitalized for a year because they have mold in their lungs and it caused permanent damage. one guy worked for a contractor and he has to wheel around one of those little oxygen tanks with the hose and mask.

Focus.

terrone and jason don't know what the fuck they're doing

>>212103043
kys silicon simian

hello

>>212095964 (OP)
>FDR is a bad president
He fixed the American economy

>>212103301
>FDR is a bad president
yes

Why are you replying to yourself?

>>>/tv/211964796
Made one.

huakku tsuah! spitto on datto singu!

>>212095964 (OP)
Southern Indiana is the platonic ideal of America
>southern accents without the history of slavery
>mixture of virginia and pennsylvania cultural hearths (The two states that founded america)
>krauts self-segregate away from regular americans

>>212103301
don't bother to prove angry tard wrong

>>212103338
>Fixes the economy
>Gets out of the great depression
>Makes America the richest and most powerful nation in history

>>212103526
>massively bloats the administrative state to the point of no return

>>212103233
hello

>>212103538
that's only because his original liberal corporatist vision for america, which didn't rely on federal bloat but rather integrating workers-farmers-employers etc into collective bargaining/negotiaton with federal oversight was stymied by conservatards so instead we got a bunch of redundant federal agencies when all we needed was the NRA to become permanent

>>212103526
>fixes the economy

the war did that.

>gets out of the great depression

the war did that.

>makes america the richest and most powerful nation in history

the war did that.

so unless you're saying FDR was in collaboration with Hitler and Hirohito, he didn't do shit.

>>212103565
Honestly him and Teddy were cool

HOTTY HOTTY LIKE A BAG OF TAKIS I'M THE SHIT

>>212103576
The NRA and building projects across the US helped give people jobs and also gave them skills to get employment. He also brought a lot of rural families into education and strengthen unions

>>212103729
That's great, he's responsible for the modern wave of brainwashed neomarxist zogbots with "degrees" who can't actually do anything productive.

Industrialization was a mistake. Education is great but to conflate the massive surge in university enrolment with "education" is a mistake. Unions were hijacked in the 1950s by communists too, they went from being a simple tool for collective bargaining and fair treatment to a cudgel used to extort consumers while allowing megacorps to get just as rich as before.

penis

Can burgers post their AR15s pls

>>212104017
anon pls you're just trying to upset Jason

He looks like a St. Bernard

>>212104267
Nigga is a mad gerbert

I've been in this town so long, so long to the city. I'm fit with the stuff to ride in the rough and sunny down snuff, I'm alright
By the heroes and

rushing my teeth award

crushing my teeth award

>>212104267
isn't this guy some turbovaxxed libcuck though?

if i ever loose my a teeth i'll just replace it with a titanium teeth and look cool as fuck and way better than a normal teeth

>>212104461
>>212104473
**cums on your teeth**

they literally put a screw into your jaw bone

My anxiety just makes me want to cry sometimes. Goddamn it why am I such a fuck up?

First day at new job and I'm hungover at work

>>212104495
They say he's gay but I don't believe it because he's too corny

I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera man
We could have some
And he's up there, what's that?
Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gs6pFM-B5I

gonna get swole this year watch me boys

>>212104685
bruh the year is half way done

>>212104671
Banger

>>212104718
yeah the first half was me deciding if I was gonna get swole or not. I finally decided I'm gonna do it.

>>212104825
Hell yeah man do it

>>212104882
hahaha

take these chains from my heart and set me free

pizza has been ordered i gave the pizza man an extra 75 cents in his tip because its raining outside

I've decided I will finally watch Bocchithe Rock
Can it hold a candle to K-On? We shall see

Superkicking referees... You're on a downward spiral.

>>212104974
troonslop fan

listening to 90s alternative rock in the car makes me feel like im in an indie film

>>212105005
Well what do you watch huey

I love cured meats. The Italians are right about that shit. Fine meats.

I hate all forms of media and pop culture
music, television, movies, books, podcasts, can't stand any of it
I like to just hang out staring at stuff

>>212105012
Was Jeff Buckley actually good or do people just glaze him because he died young?

>>212105047
Me too. Id eat it all the time if it didn't kill you

>>212105066
no idea who that is unc

If you supply a woman with enough drugs and alcohol that she is willing to have sexo with you (basically losing consciousness) is that considerd rape in /cum/ countries?

>>212105031
forsen

>>212105117
yes

>>212105080
All Italian food actually. Delicious and artery clogging.

>>212104267
I just don't get the sudden attraction to him, he's not ugly but he has a weird off putting mouth like he had a serious cleft pallet that was repaired, idk just doesn't make sense seems weird and unnatural that he's suddenly so popular, the jews are up to something

>>212105143
Makes sense

>>212105235
what does the fox say?

>>212105260
fox says meow meow

VPN off Ivan

>>212105209
They need to stop making 6's famous. Just like Emma Stone

went to get the handmade tortillas award

>>212105295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UczJBCk_34c

>>212105368
post pic

WHAT DOES THE BURGER SAY MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCHY CRUNCH

I know a guy's brain changes after he has a kid, but damn, I see a lot of guys my age with kids and nagging wives now and it just all seems so miserable
maybe family life is better outside of middle america

>>212104943
Hehe slice of life humor

>>212105394
A SHART SHART SHART SHARTY SHART SHART SHART

Peddle to the mettle

I always wait for mommy to go to bed before I pour milk all over my balls mmm and I get the milk on my dick and I like to feel it I like the way it feeels

Now let's see we have who's on first what's on second and I don't know is on third

>>212105585
*petal to the medal

>>212105609
I gave your TV thread a reply stop complaining.

OR ELSE.

I would like to be more “minty” in genreral

>>212105414
I honestly don't know how a lot of them don't commit suicide

>>212105603
No, I’m peddling low quality good to the mettle

Now wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher

Is it really that bad in the States that people feel the need to do things like this?

>>212106041
That happened due to mental illness

>>>/ck/21426803
Made one

>>212105629
That reply didn't count

>>212106041
this is no different then when american socialists fled to the ussr in the 1920s

Went to water my tomatoes and there was a cute squirrel staring at me the whole time

>>212105861
It seems most of them cope by getting fat and focusing on sportsball

Before you post, ask yourself:
>Is this true?
>Is this kind?
>Is this helpful?

Let's all work together to ensure that this is a secure space where we can all have fun!

I’m fuckin gay

>>212106223
Socialism sounds good, at least as an ideal. It's not the same thing at all.

spotted a vintage soy at a 1914 socialist rally

i wasted my youth so miserably now i’m 25 and i have no skills or experiences or qualifications. it has me desperate i’m thinking about joining the army. if you’re under 20 and you’re not doing anything go do something

>>212106420
thats not what i meant tard

I’m down to try socialism. It’s not like either gay neoliberalism or double-gay neoconservatism are working out all that well. Everything sucks ass. Fuck it, give the commies a try. See if I give a care.

Is an incelwalk in 90+ degree heat a good idear?

foda-se um pato

https://youtu.be/03KkZ_nV7bQ?si=i1KUxsSQcg36BXFr&t=27

>>212106450
25 is still plenty of time but you need to figure out what you're doing before long. Military isn't a bad way to go if you are really helpless but you have to make the most od it, don't just get in and expect the experience to do all the work for you

>>212106532
no but incel cycling is a good idear

I stepped outside and it was like a sauna.

>work for company
>increasing number of problem clients are boomers
>behaving badly, being impatient, rude, arrogant, and generally just acting like spoiled children
>note this growing problem to management and the negative impact it's having
>management says they'll escalate
>turns out the company is run by stuffy boomers who cannot stand being criticized and refuse to acknowledge their generation are shit and are ruining everything
>things just keep getting worse

LOL boy I am sure am glad I was born into the 21st century I love being alive right now

rebel against it

>>212106450
I started my bachelors at nearly your age, and I'm about to start a PhD. You don't need to work on anyone else's timeline. Do what you want to do.

>>212106472
Then what did you mean, braindead cunt? There is nothing appealing about Russia and there is not even an attractive illusionary propaganda or fog of knowledge like back in the day. Only the most braindead of the society would look at Putin and say I gotta suck his cock and die for him.

lizard fren is here

>>212106532
Incelriding keeps the wind blowing at least

>>212106768
>I started my bachelors at nearly your age, and I'm about to start a PhD. You don't need to work on anyone else's timeline. Do what you want to do.
when did you get your girlfriend/wife and how old was she? Thank you

>>212106669
>management says they'll escalate
Incomprehensible.

>>212106813
that guy needs to be hung from a bridge

had breakfast award

This is my gf

>>212106855
what did you have?

>>212106851
Hanged*

>>212106879
*hungeded

>>212106892
Dalitleaf.......

>>212106924
Indian at uni tried to make an argument in class that expecting "newcomers" to learn English is actually racist and should not be a requirement because Canada is "multicultural". The professor asked him how he thought that would work if people couldn't communicate with a common language, and the jeet's response was that people could just use a translator app on their phones.

>>212106801
Lol my gf is 23, and I met her a couple years ago

>>212106769
modern russia portrays its self to republicans as a trad place that's stand against wokeism the same way the ussr portrayed its self as a workers paradise to leftists in the 20s

>>212106869
beans

>>212107009
>Only the most braindead of the society would look at Putin and say I gotta suck his cock and die for him.
You literally repeated what I said. And, no. The leftists were educated teens who believed in idealist promises, they can't be compared to the braindead mutts.

>>212106041
kek hes not getting out of the army alive

>>212106669
I work for a major financial institution that will not be named and like 99% of the people over 50-55 do absolutely nothing all day but cause problems, average day of a 55 year old is
>wake up
>show up to work either 2-3 hours earlier than your start time and get mad others didn't do the same or 2-3 hours later and get mad people aren't accommodating your schedule
>call the help desk because you forgot your password for the 10th time this week and cuss them out for an hour because they won't just email it to you
>finally log in
>show up 10 minutes late to a client meeting that was scheduled by your assistant who's paid $2 above minimum wage
>show them your presentation/pitch that was also created by that same assistant
>let your assistant lead the rest of the meeting while you sit on your phone browsing facebook memes
>finish meeting having done absolutely nothing at all
>yell at your assistant for a bit just for fun
>go get absolutely hammered at a lunch that you paid for with your company card
>get back in to the office
>have a meltdown over a non existent or self inflicted tech issue
>spend another hour on with the helpdesk being sure to repeat that you're just simply not a computer person despite your job being entirely digital for at least 20 years now
>get frustrated and go home early while your assistant does unpaid overtime to keep you employed

>>212107208
most foreign leftoids that fled to the ussr ended up braindead too and in a ditch

I am not a person. A person has a shape. A person has an identity. I am not a person.

>>212104882
Me posting here trying to find a specific anime girl reaction image in my unorganized folder of several thousand

Turned off fast times at ridgemont high after 5 minutes

>>212107365
Yeah cause it fucking sucks

>>212107311
u cute?

I never liked that movie but Phoebe Cates is cute

just found out my mobo has bluetooth and wifi

just found out my hobo has bluetooth and wifi

>>212107265
I work freelance in entertainment and I can say for certain that most of the annoying/difficult clients I've had were older (65+) and retired and not keeping busy. No sense of time whatsoever.

>>212107265
Dude I cannot stand boomers and their tech illiteracy, it's unforgivable at this point. I'm sick of hearing some 50-60 year old say "I don't do the e-mail" or "how does this computer thingy work you know things were so much simpler before these things!". Motherfucker it's 2025 we've been using computers for more than a quarter century in offices, get with the program already.
I genuinely hate them more than any other group, the entitlement is off the charts and as you described they lean so heavily on everyone else. Laziest fuckers in any workplace BY FAR.

9 years I've been driving a bus for that firm and they fire me

Basically what I’m saying is I want to place a cold steel barrel in my mouth and blow out my breadbasket, folks, I want to send them shits flying.

>>212107530
what firm are you driving around old folks?

I want a beer

just found out dalit isnt some subspecies of jeet like srilankans and pakis but more like the lowest tier of jeet

>>212107433
Probably not

>>212107521
If you start talking about how bad you are with tech and your job has been entirely computer based for years you should be fired on the spot you're just bragging about contributing nothing

>>212107590
who are the dalits of mexico

>>212107521
I had a boomer throw a fit because I tried to zelle them money instead of going to a atm to get cash

I had a dream there was this hot skateboarding guy, like a sexy handsome young guy with abs and long shaggy hair and I sucked him off at a skatepark at night. Isn’t that gay? Isn’t that gayfag niggatarded?

I’m a Bronx girl. You should know that we can eat Queens boys for breakfast.

>>212107730
Venezualans

>>212107864
Boogie down

>>212107690
Agreed, but of course the boomers are also the ones in charge so they are complicit in this growing incompetence. They all need to fuck off and retire, they're hoarding jobs and preventing younger, competent people from starting their careers.
>>212107765
Yeah boomers love acting like it's 1960. I'll e-mail them something after we speak on the phone, but instead of replying to my e-mail with the documents I need they'll call me and describe the items. It's like what the fuck are you doing, SEND ME YOUR SHIT SO I CAN REVIEW IT FOR YOU.

>but Anon I don't know how to "attach a picture" to an e-mail
>I'll just read off the information to you and you can write it down

One asshole actually sent me a CD-ROM with pictures burned onto it, he mailed it to me instead of just e-mailing the pictures.

cooked chicken like steak and it was a little bit raw in the middle, it was not bad but i still split it open and put in the pan a bit more

>>212107982
if you're pan frying a whole chicken breast you need to put some chicken stock in the pan and cover it with a lid, this makes sure it doesn't burn on the bottom and it cooks all the way through. flip it over halfway through cooking too, usually 20-25 minutes on medium heat. cutting in half is even better as it'll cook faster.

I wonder if my worms are still alive

>>212107765
In college I had an internship and the manager was a jewish boomer, funniest shit happened during that internship and I'm pretty sure its why they didn't offer me a job out of college

the guy offers to go get us lunch one day, now at first he made it sound like it was going to be a little treat from him, and it should have been the fat fuck was making 6 figures off of us and then he starts telling us the prices and says we can just venmo or whatever him the money, I was a broke as fuck student but I sent him the money anyway and when he gets back he has the audacity to come to my desk and tell me I forgot to send him the tax+a little fee for gas on my $10 sandwich, I just kind of laughed it off but he was clearly seething for weeks after that

>>212107982
just use chicken thighs

>>212108084
>the guy offers to go get us lunch one day, now at first he made it sound like it was going to be a little treat from him, and it should have been the fat fuck was making 6 figures off of us and then he starts telling us the prices and says we can just venmo or whatever him the money, I was a broke as fuck student but I sent him the money anyway and when he gets back he has the audacity to come to my desk and tell me I forgot to send him the tax+a little fee for gas on my $10 sandwich, I just kind of laughed it off but he was clearly seething for weeks after that

I purposely avoid non-business related stuff with boomers. I would've just politely declined and said I had some errands to run or wasn't really feeling hungry that day. Also you dodged a bullet, you would not want to have a jewish boomer as your boss for very long.

>>>/r9k/81612427
Made one.

>>212108224
another L thread

>>212108224
never give up jason

Anyone else with extremely fruity tastes but 100% heterosexual?

>>212108423
your gay egg is just waiting to be cracked

>>212108437
Nope

real freaky being
and a real cuckold
a real freaky being

Fuck the world

>>212108669
Your movie.

Firefox no longer displays http:// in the address bar. This will surely improve my browsing experience.

>>212095964 (OP)
Edi rama is better then all this thread

>>212108423
Yeah I like cute and girly things

>>212105117
technically

>>212108669
yeah dude, it's your movie

lovin you is easy cause you're beautiful

I just realized both House and NCIS have a maverick lead fucking a MILF he works for and then she gets replaced by a black man.

JA HIND!

>>212109094
Your movie.

Why does everyone hate Eric Adams

>>212109345
I like him

You know first stop is always Istanbul

I live on less than $10 a day
an $11.50 pack of chicken breasts is enough meat for 5 days of meals

just took a massive post-coffee shit
hot and steamy and F I B R O U S

>>212109422
i could do that if beer wasn't so expensive here

>>212109382
it's spelled "Constantinople"

Went from being able to do a 5k in 30 minutes to barely being able to hold a jog for 7

I never want to feel this fat and pathetic ever again

>>212109473
It's spelled "Cantaloupe" dingus

i can walk 1km in 9 min

Black eyed kids have blue tongues and sharp teeth. They follow adults and mock them in isolated urban areas often in groups or couples. They appear and disappear with no explanation. Their intentions are questionable but almost never seem to be friendly.

no one replies to my posts anymore

>>212109587
meds

>>212109511
falling off is fucking brutal, i know that feel. used to run 10km every other day and now i can barely do 1km. we gotta get swole this year bro. no more goyslop or liquor.

>>212109587
cousin of mine has two of these fluffy angry beasts

>>212109511
>I never want to feel this fat and pathetic ever again
Same I need to clean my act up.

I genuinely might try death stranding. Between Pekora and this webm, it looks better than MGS

>>212109720
this just looks like cringe kojima slop

>>212109720
like princess beach?

>>212109759
Grow up.

>>212109720
same

>>212109795
learn how to drive and get a job before you tell anyone to grow up you big baby

>>212109720
i genuinely hate Kojima at this point, someone needs to check his autism it is WAY overdue.

mommy isn't going to feed you forever

>>212109720
I think game 1 is on sale right now for 90% off.

Every person should aspire to be a neet
almost every great Greek or Roman philosopher belonged to the leisure class. That's how they had the time to pursue the liberal arts (i.e. the arts befitting a free man)
There are few things freer in our society than living without a job

>>212110374
They had rich patrons

>>212110397
Only in some cases, like the Augustan poets.
Most had inherited wealth and property, and if they chose to follow the cursus honorum, it wasn't out of financial necessity

>>212110444
So the moral of the story is to be a parasite

Who would win in a fight, /cum/'s resident tranny, Spinster, or /brit/'s resident tranny, Employed Woman?

Who got the video?

>>212110508
I do but I won’t share because she’s my gf and you’d just objectify her

>>212110480
Yes
But it's only for the best minds

>>212110374
TRVKE

it's over

>>212110374
the issue is as a NEET you have to live by others rules though. like if you live with family

the true elevated status would be if you owned your own house and shit and still didn't have to work

>>212109720
>vtumors
>kojima
L M A O

*starts dancing up in this bitch while maintaining intense eye contact with you*

>>212110374
ermm no, they were statesman and former soldiers

Today I will hurt

Trying to get into alcohol treatment

>>212110846
Just call a friend to give you a jump, then drive around for an hour

Gay people I can tolerate but bisexuals need to be eradicated from the face of the earth

>>212110783
See
>>212110444

>>212110846
Time to throw it to the bottom of the ocean

need to cum in you. yes you!

When?

>>212110504
does employed woman have feet?

>>212110895
I don't have any friends

>>212110846
i have 2 cars so i just do the thing with the cables

>>212111129
I don't have two cars

Guess who took this picture

>>212111203
uhhh, you?

>>212111390
Can you just walk home at that point

>>212111390
Call your insurance assuming you have comprehensive

>>212111079
But I love my Latina sexbot

>>212111107
Do you have insurance, or money for a ride to and from your nearest AutoZone? Your Auto Insurer should have some kinda program to send someone out to charge/replace your car battery

If you take it to AutoZone, they'll charge ti up for free

>>212111203
Some gringo on vacation

>>212099814
Reaaaaal human bean
bean
bean
And a reaaaall hero
Hero
Hero

What do I have to do to get her to choke me with her thighs?

>>212111585
U some kind of salesman or what nigga chill

>>212111674
be a billionaire

>>212111674
Pay enough

The more pressing question is how can I become her sex slave

>>212111826
piercings are so fucking ugly

burnt my pasta al dante

>>212111674
hentai physiology

>>212111674
fat hog

Momdani

>>212111826
I don't understand why this chick is being posted constantly. She looks like she has bad breath and permanently smells like cigarettes.

when news broke about america bombing iran, one of my zoomer coworkers was like "we just declared war on iran, I'm gonna get drafted" and I unironically told him "nothing ever happens"

>>212112089
Is he really the terrorist jihadist the chud bubble on X is seething about

>>212112114
fk wants his daily dose of attention

Tonight I will cut a chicken breast in half, bread it, bake it, and sandwich two slices of cheese, two sweet Italian sausages, and a hamburger patty in-between them
Wish me luck

>>212112158
is this a gay sex innuendo

>>212112114
Oh maybe because she’s pretty as FUCK (and Jewish)

>>212112178
no, it's the sandwich that will end my life

incelsitting in my incelcar

>german simping over a jew
the west has fallen

>>212112183
she is covered in shitty zoomer tattoos and probably coughs up phlegm on a semi hourly basis.

>>212112143
No lol. He's an accurate representation of a modern urban leftist and the unitary hates that

>>212112344
And?

Tender sentiments

>>212105066
The fallout: new vegas melee attack grunt sound is actually him

Chikkin tendies

>>212112344
she should cough it into my mouth

>>212111079
>old man says basic common sense thing
>internet flips out WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OMG BASED!!!!!

jfc

>>212112363
*uniparty

Man don' know bout dat ting

NEW
>>212112502