Thread 212100091

miki berenyi edition

>>212100091 (OP)
dont know who that is
another woke celb no doubt

Putting a peg on my nose before I take a poo

poo zealand

just had some incel lunch, now back to my incel work

Listening to Aphex Twin and wondering when the other Aphex Twin shows up.t's just one guy atm

The dirtier sex is the better. Love when my gf’s fanny stinks or I can smell her arsehole or she smells of BO after the gym. Love putting a thumb in her arse and then smelling it afterwards and it still smells slightly of poo. Love how the whole room reeks of cum and fanny on a muggy night when you’ve had sex. Even better if you have a fag in bed afterwards

>>212100157
ok

Tongkat ali down the hatch

>>212100166
ken raper when kenraper raper walks in

pooey fartwank poo fart

>>212100157
>Even better if you have a fag in bed afterwards
oooh matron

>>212100157
No a fan of whatever this is

>>212100157
would you ever have a girl poo on you?

>>212100108
zoom zoom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iedz_x6Hlhw

not done a parallel park in about 2 years

ahh i hate mamunmanunsdays, and i really could go for some enchiladas

>>212100241
never done one at all, they didn't even make me do it on my driving exam

>>212100157
alri mr joyce

Gabby Logan looking especially sexy on The Edge on BBC 2 x

>>212100198
No I’m not mentally ill I just like a tasteful slight whiff of poo, I don’t actually want to see any poo or brown stains anywhere near me or my cock

>>212100285
scream

>>212100287
>Gabby Logan looking especially sexy on ... BBC
CORRRR

You are not East Baltid, sir.

who out here sucking dick tonight?

>>212100323
Arresting you soon

So incredibly miserable

East Nordid? >>212100333
>>212100342

32 and just want to retire

>>212100323
hnngggg I wish

>>212100241
you just gotta line it up well and watch/lower your mirrors. Easy as

gymtoil then

So incredibly shaggable

wank has commenced

saw bottles of non-alcoholic gin and rum and so forth in the supermarket for like $30 a bottle, who the fuck would drink that let alone pay almost as much as an actual boozy bottle costs?

Trying to get in touch with camden council on the phone about my council tax and presumably all the lines are clogged up with socially housed africans complaining about a spec of mould in their free house

>>212100386
Pretty big assumption for which you've got no evidence there lad
This how you live your entire life?

>>212100332
not me I'll be playing video games

Would be cool if there was a /brit/ voice chat

Tarek.

>>212100383
boomers mate

30 quid on alcohol-less gin water is nothing for a boomer. They wipe their arse with 30 quid, probably get paid 60 by the government to do it and all.

Is Dr Who worth getting into?

>>212100438
Who?

>>212100421
It would just be full of people shouting the n-word and the occasional utterance of "doing a poo lads"

>>212100438
What is this earth?

>>212100438
If you’re 14 then maybe yh

Skip.

>>212100091 (OP)
lush
and i mean lush

Going to shave my bits nice and smooth then have an oily wank

Going to rape my own arse

>>212100477
https://voca.ro/1oaJTTOpFS9R
Norway

>>212100438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fpOfbFjT58

She's so fucking fit.

>>212100508
Jump out the house!

>>212100521
bet she had a nice arse

>>212100285
suddenly occurs to me that maybe nora was actually queefing and he didn't realize

>>212100521
https://voca.ro/1jMdDmriaMwR

>>212100233
Post one of their good songs at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ccElDZUTpQ

>>212100438
old ones yeah

>>212100554
These people.

>>212100554
>le popular thing is le bad
It's one of their most popular songs

>>212100287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYBGPb9HpV8

Forget about it.

>>212100533
maybe they didn't have the terminology for it back then

>>212100521
she apparently smelled of shit

>>212100533
bold of you to assume you know better than the man who was bollock deep in her exhaust pipe while the gases vented directly into his own nostrils

>>212100585
Ok. Ok.

So Polack.

>>212100621
mental how mental she was and how saggy her tits are

On me lunch break

Got a strawberry and cream sando from M&S today lads. Don’t know what all the fuss is about they’re SHITE

>>212100645
ktim

>>212100645
Germans.

Gonna test this out when I go to New York in December

Retarded unc.

the Three mobile network is down

4G working but calls not. We are under attack.

Test.

>>212100649
strawberry and cream in a sandwich?!

Punching the heads of all of the faggot zoomer shoegaze and goth bastards to smithereens and getting bollocks deep in the women because I was there first and know their music identities better than them

Picked my nose just there and a squirrel saw

was asked to edit a video for a big meeting type thing by toilberg and i did a better job than the so-called professionals in our comms team.

nora barnacle, farter, writer, wife

>>212100719
Once.

just walked into the bank of england and shouted fuck the pound

2nd bullet?

Here he is
Little dog fella trotting past

>>212100788
dis nigga got swag

>>212100766
Markets plummeting everywhere as a result

>>212100788
love it

can't stop waking up to piss every night

are you more of a mark or a jeremy lads?

arsefull dogger

>>212100835
I am 100% a man.

>>212100788
very good post

>>212100835
Every night without fail I'm pissing at 3am, then poo at 4am, like clockwork. Trouble is, I'm not waking up till 6!!!

Labour, Tories, and Reform are all Zionist terrorist organisations that support genocide and are controlled by Israel.

>>212100843
i am this mark specifically

>>212100861
good post

>>212100843
in the end they are the same so it doesn't matter

hate dogs me, love cats though

it's a fookin disgrace

>>212100926
>fookin
FOY

>>212100926
Pump.

>>212100788
Give him a pat on the head lad

lee evans just got cancelled

The government has already decided that your life is disposable, replaceable, if it is the price for defending Israel and Capitalism

broken foot lad here. work in IT so back at work today, although from home obvs. very uncomfortable cos i need to keep the fucked foot elevated which is hard at a desk. not a fan. not a fan at all.

>>212100879
what are you on about? they're opposites
that said, jeremy is often to super hans as mark is to jeremy

shatner's bassoon

>>212100788
Smelly dirty stupid mutt

>it's crucial that this insignificant piece of grass is in our state

borders FASCINATE me

>>212101010
...

Gaping slimy bussy hole

>>212101010
a second feels like a month

I am a bible student um :(

>>212101023
does a bloke from the NYC council come just to mow that little sticky out bit

>>212101023
Borders match what the island looked like when the borders were decided
More land has been reclaimed and expanded since then
Please don't act retarded

>>212101023
They've built up and out since the borders were decided you can't genuinely be this thick

>>212101023
opening up a bakery there called ellis pieland

mental that women use all those weird body lotions just to make their skin soft for when they get shagged

>>212100994
And they're not wrong

Why wasn't I born a girl?
Why am I ugly?
Why am I disfigured?
Why am I in constant physical pain?
Why am I unloved?
Why does the world hate me?
Why must I suffer?
Why must I suffer more than 99.9% of people?

Get your ass owned.

A man has been given an eight-year prison sentence for killing Samuel Winter in a one-punch attack at Southwark Tube station.

Rakeem Miles punched Mr Winter in the head before fleeing the scene last August.

Jurors at Inner London Crown Court heard Mr Winter had brushed past Miles on his way up the escalator, causing him to react violently. The 28-year-old sustained a critical brain injury and died two days later with his family by his side.

Police were able to track down Miles, 24, through his Oyster card usage and he was arrested the day after the attack. He denied manslaughter but was convicted in March and sentenced on Wednesday.

>>212101052
>>212101076
Bizarre samefag meltie

Closed.

>>212101101
Not sure mate sorry x

one girl threw up her own pelvis bone before she snuffed her lid

>>212101113
All women no men.

>>212100554
>>212100575
Their best popular song is Superblast
but my favorite songs are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YarHCFGFYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUmdqAZgng

keep away from the guy with the funny eye

>>212101101
All part of God's plan x

i am james bond

>>212101175
Get him out of my mind.

if relief is what you seek, head to the children's orphanage and take a leak

>>212101207
He left it that way, bro.

chocolate girl

I will NOT piss on the orphans

wonder if gta 6 will have child npcs
wonder if they'll let you kill them, is the gaming industry quite there yet? who knows

>>212101231
Stop.

>>212100091 (OP)
I went to get a job but I had to make 6 different accounts and take 5 personality tests

inventing a cure for phimosis in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

I think there's a strong link between phimosis and being an incel

didn't ask

>>212101001
not really
have you watched the entire series?

Police are finally here for me
It's over lads, goodbye

just stretch it retards

The British underclass subsisting entirely on ready meals, frozen beige, and takeaway sloppa, then wondering why the rest of the World think's British cuisine is terrible.

>>212101333
yes, multiple times

Mad how much cheaper chicken drumsticks / thighs are compared to breast. I can get 2kg of thighs or drumsticks for <£5. For 2kg of breast id be looking at like £13

always forget that you smelly little incel mongs can't actually see your own unwashed bellends thanks to phimo. no wonder you're the way you are.

I criticised Zionism one too many times and now they're locking me up

:-D

couldnt give a toss about what some ape a million miles away thinks about my tea

seen attractive Japanese ladies cure phimosis with their mouths

>>212101372
Cared enough to indirectly reply though

golf bldg ebb

I cured my phimosis by constant wanking as a teenager like nigga how is that even a thing

secret horses

I really like the idea of this guys videos but fuck me, his face just annoys me for some reason and that puts me off watching them. Anyone else suffer from this?

>>212101356
me too

>>212101399
not secret anymore are they dull cunt

i never pulled back my foreskin until i was 16. just never needed to.

>>212101372
Um.. that's like 4 times last the moons orbit. No one is living there

I don't agree he'd go to legoland bye

>>212101423
they're horses that know secret things

>>212101410
filipinos have some of the most caveman looking features don't they not as bad as abbos but they are pretty cro magnon in the physiognomy

>>212101410
yeah i don't like seeing non-white people either

id love to fuck beans from rango

sharpie in pooper XD

id love to rape my own arse

Britain needs to leave NATO right fucking NOW!!!!!!!!

based daddy trump

enjoying a spot of hawkwind

enjoying a spot of raping my own arse

old ladies with tits down to their waists

>>212101596
I
I JUST TOOK A RIDE
ON A WANKING MACHINE
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEEEEEEEAAANNNNNN

Chinese girl jerking you off while sticking a finger up your bum

bought a bottle of olive oil for a fiver what do the italians and spanish do with this stuff

2 X radish sandwiches down le gullet

>>212101669
enema time

Stop.. XD XD.

>>212101669
You cook with it mate. And don't listen to the mongs who say you shouldn't fry or roast stuff with it, as long as you're using good quality extra virgin olive oil it's fine.
I use it for everything.

get the fighter jets bought
get the nukes made

Well?

>>212101699

feeling parsimonious and niggardly

>>212101710
i dont really everything i eat is brown and comes out of the air frier. ill maybe put it on bread. the med diet as it were

>>212101769
how about not being a pathetic manchild

>>212101651
These posts aren’t amusing and you’re just a weird disgusting cretin who will die alone and I’m happy that’s the case

@212101796
Don't care about your feedback and I won't take it into account x

I dont know you and I dont care to know you

lf Trump says we have to die for lsrael then l trust him

>>212101374
can it be cured? my arsehole doesnt look the same after i had phimosis months ago. it's like a messy kebab down there

>>212101832
Ktim

wonder if we'll end up getting nuked. that would be a nightmare.

Hmm hello?

>>212101795
how about shut the fuck up incel

>>212101948
hi

>>212101942
It would be a dream come true imo

yeah buddy thats his own hair

>>212101969
your dads already said that to you

Getting absolutely arseholed while waiting for my Uber eats

>>212101994
ktim in 6 hours

I reckon if there is a WW3 then all the white people should go out to fight the war while all the non-white people stay at home and continue to populate the country

Not getting bollocked tonight, me, I have to take medication x

>>212101973
what if you didn't die straight away and had to suffer with radiation poisoning?

cashews are the best type of nut

London and New York stand with Palestine

>>212102088
London stands with chelsea football club

>>212101845
>A Tube passenger who killed a 'gentle' commuter with one punch after he brushed past him on an escalator will serve less than six years in jail.

>Rakeem Miles, 23, grabbed AI engineer Samuel Winter, 28, from behind and ripped his top at Southwark underground station at 9.30pm on August 22 last year.

>Miles then viciously knocked out Mr Winter with a powerful punch to the head before fleeing.

>>212100157
you had me til the poo smelling

>>212102074
Would finally give me the motivation to kms, so still a win

>>212102179
Nice cut G.

>>212102166
well that lad could have developed an evil AI so maybe he saved the world

>UK graduates facing worst job market since 2018 amid rise of AI, says Indeed

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2025/jun/25/uk-university-graduates-toughest-job-market-rise-of-ai

time for universal basic income isn't it?

shitting the house down

>>212102166
lad looks like a victim without the story these timmys really ain't helping themselves

>>212102166
28 going on 15, good lord

>>212102263
yeah just tax the rich and give everybody 20k a year and a council house problem solved

>>212101846
nvm i was actually thinking of a haemorrhoid fucking lol

mental how much petrol u use on slip roads I went on 3 today and each one used 5 miles of petrol

>>212102263
Nooo but think of the billionaires!!!
What if some of them hypothetically left the UK?? That "risk" means we're not allowed to improve anything, ever.

>>212102357
??

>>212102263
a few extra million 3rd worlders shipped in will solve the problem i reckon

Gay capitalism

we should give the bankers footballers wages and the footballers bankers wages

Fat ugly neighbour having her usual sing song. Probably serenading her dinner the fat putrid ugly fucking skank jobless cunt leech bitch

>>212102393
Wha

might buy a video game at full price

>>212102439
Why are slip roads so fuel inefficient compared to anything else? The acceleration isn't that bad on your petrol

>>212102166
the price of relaxing

>>212102424
hate crime detected

bet dua lipa's arsehole stinks

bowflex wanking machines

>>212102454
why

got absolutely no interest in programming whatsoever

>>212102454
don't do that unless it's expedition 33 because that's really good

>>212102503
hating is not a crime, it's a hobby

>>212102166
>"We thank God, however, that his death isn't the end for us. We'll be reunited with Sam in heaven."
Why do people believe bollocks like this

if we killed every billionaire in the uk (156 people with 795 billion in assets, lots of which are jointly owned or in other countries) thatd be a one off payment of £12300 for each person in the uk

that's still not enough for us all to be living in luxury

>>212102531
i changed the taxi stats in handling.cfg for san andreas does that make me a programmer

>>212102490
Cuz u go from 20 mph to 70 in 2 seconds

joking aside, genuinely think i have early onset dementia or something

>>212102534
sorry mate I have sex

King Charles gets £200 million in taxpayer's money a year, as a form of benefits if you, money for nothing.
A further £500 million is spent on an average year for security, transport and hosting events, galas, for the royals
The royals also make an undisclosed figure (at least several hundred million) from rent, as they own the land for various hospitals, museums, car parks, and slum housing
They are bleeding the country dry, paedophilic parasites.
And before you give the "muh tourism" arguement, the royals only raised £20 million in tourist revenue during the year of the death of the queen / coronation. So they're making a net loss of 500% - 1000% at best.

>>212102545
they pay most of the tax, use your head lad

>>212102545
let them go untaxed leftypol, wealth trickles down or something

>>212102557
don't need video games then do you

>>212102552
try not doing that. slip roads are long enough to go from 20-70 in 20 seconds

>>212102562
they deserve every penny god bless their souls

>>212102562
this is all utterly untrue and you would know this if you bothered to do a simple google search you disgusting ape

>>212102545
kill them and invest the money and give every anglo-saxon brit an equal share of the returns

>>212102596
Not near me they are dead short

>>212102556
probably unironically anxiety and depression being really worked up and down makes you retarded you cant make new memories

>>212102562
off to buckingham palace to shake my fist at them from outside the fence

>>212102610
You're a brainwashed bootlicker. I suggest you Google the facts.

>>212102594
yeah true actually, might spend that money on something else non-virginous such as groceries then

typing "the facts" into google

>>212102637
maybe some condoms

>>212102575
im on your side

we spend £600 billion on benefits and the nhs and personal social services EVERY YEAR

>>212102535
What is this?

>>212102697
i don't have sex often enough

Think I’m having an anxiety attack

mad how there's probably some Bitcoin or $NVDA type of easy money maker going on but we just simply don't know about it or trust it to be a winner. Another chance going by and we're all in the dark x

>>212102666
read them and understand them, Rorke

>>212102773
Too many games.

>>212102795
Og's.

>>212102749
get it claimed

having a scranxiety attack

so horny for 50-60 year old women

Anon, 35
Status: Incel

>>212102911
Why

>>212102931
I am seriously missing.

>>212102911
some good subreddits for tha

>>212102952
Did I stutter?

at my uber eats and left no crumbs. Tummy hurts, work in 4 hours, haven't slept a wink. Tomorrow will be a challenge

orientals

The guys selling dodgy fire sticks got 17 years

>>212103131
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

love

>>212103101
slut

>>212100091 (OP)
Hi gamers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HkO4BUXgUI

That ballboy is a successful business owner now.

>>212103131
I’m sorry yeah but he does look like the type to fkn die from 1 punch lol

3pm

>>212103131
yeah but that was in a big corporations interest you see
you'll learn one day rorke

>>212103175
she was really annoying on taskmaster but i didn't mind because she looked nice

>>212103307
>>212103307
>>212103307

>>212103434
Way too early, fuck off

Sir Thread Splitter

>>212103471
go cry

>>212103758
seems like you're the one crying

>>212102166
>Rakeem
undoubtebly a career criminal, benefits claimant and drain on the state
>Samuel
higher tax earner propping up ARE NHS

and yet leftypol will insist that he was asking for it