Thread 212101470

I just realized that I dont know what french people look like.
In my mind I can picture a german
>square face
>wide cheeks
>earline above eyes
>straight eyebrows
or slavs
>smal oval heads
>thin lips
>pointy nose
>ears sort of flared out
and italians
>bronze-like skin
>large but not too big noses
>rectangular heads
>wavy hair

but french people? nothing... what does a french person look like?

I look like this

>>212101470 (OP)
You know the vid of that guy with the glasses, long beard and hair that blew his head off with a shotgun? I look exactly like him.
Well I used to because his face look more like steak tartare now

>>212101470 (OP)
>French
Emmanuel Macron/young Arsene Wenger
>German
the laughing bavarian.jpg
>slav
Arshavin
>Italian
Dave Rodgers
>Japanese
ZUN
>Korean
Kpop twink/that guy from Hotel Del Luna
>Indonesia
Sleep rapist

>>212101470 (OP)
because we are western euro-mutts.
In the south, people looked mostly like northern italians. In the north, people looked mostly like belgians and darker brits.
Since around the 19th century, due to the standardization of the French language and disappearance of Occitan, Arpitan and other languages native to France, everyone kind of mixed into a global french mutt. You add to that a few million Italians, Portuguese and Polish people from early 20th century mass migration and that roughly what the "native" french people are.
Not that's really important, we will get replaced by nafris and nogs in less than a century...
>>212101512
Enzo-Jean Giuseppe von del Domingo-Garcia Ginouvès

>>212101931
>we will get replaced
Knowing you people you will likely just mix them out existence and all have 4-5% of your DNA from them.

>>212101931
All my great-grandparents were french

somebody left a quiz show muted on TV in the living room a very long ago (early 2000's) and I was sorta watching it absent-mindedly while lying down
then French text showed on the screen and I realized those contestants and the show weren't Greek
pretty sp00py

>>212102001
"native" french don't breed. The share of non-european people is WAY larger than 4-5%, and is growing thanks to a constant influx in migrants and them outbreeding us. And we both know nafris don't racemix, since it's forbidden in their religion. Reminder that we have 5th (FIFTH) generation immigrants that have no french ancestors.
But yes. i'm totally crazy for making the totally outlandish conclusion that the share of native french will continue to go down.
>>212102020
it was just light-headed banter no worries
you're more native than me since my grandma is irish

>>212102226
My gf is 1/8 german so my pure line will end there

We look like everything

>>212102226
Just close the borders, do as the danish do and force them to live next to natives and have the state discriminate against any non-french language/culture so they are forced to assimilate or leave. You can do all of that without breaking many current laws, which can be changed, and your problem will have solved itself.

>>212102316
What the actual fuck??

>>212102335
that's racist
or something

>>212102355
What's the matter Ramesses?

>>212101470 (OP)
Antoine Dupont