bit early this one. Boycotting out of principle
>>212103307 (OP)best timmy cud do x
just spoke to a Jewish woman on the phone. She's got children and her husband is a rabbi
fat slags with small tits
>>212103452doesn't change the fact that it is a noble cause, just because bad actors use it to stir the pot
Dead thread. Where are all the lads?
>>212103644In the old thread correctly observing the post count and waiting for the non JF new
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750861208485150.mp4
>>212103575>noble causeAnd you would know, yankee
>>212103575What is noble about it?
Why did you guys have to abandon us?
Fucking joke country.
>>212103452more likely jews than iranians honestly
cobes
https://youtu.be/WDoEOmTuvL8?t=790
the truth is most schoolboys could overcome me physically or in a battle of wits
Nothing bring me greater joy than watching children laughing and playing at a playground
>>212103745hey now
i think you're more to blame than we are for that
Hi everyone!
I have just found this website after seeing a Youtube video about the underbelly of the internet, and I thought i'd check it out lol.
Can someone explain the rules, culture, and general vibe of this place? I thought this might be best starting point as I am British so I may fit in with a British-centric forum
Thanks,
Anonymous!!
we're all virgin freaks here aren't we
Only a pedophile would have had a gf in high school
>>212104059Oldjie. But never Ukraine.
if i was on holiday with my child and some disgusting spanish monkey 'anti tourism' protester tried to squirt them with a watergun or toot a horn in their face i would smash their skull off the pavement
>>212103880We never should have been left to our own devices!
Hundreds of posters like this around my uni, and only ONE of people on them are white, and she's in a wheelchair.
Where is everyone? Has the gay shop got a discount running or something?
just about mcfucking had it
so here we are. The final /brit/
just bought some gay shoes at the gay shop
>>212104249big brown tits
Cold custard on hot pudding, hot custard on cold pudding, right? I made a Jam Roly Poly the other week and served it to the gfberg with cold custard, and she was like, cold custard? And said she'd usually have the custard hot too, what does she want a fucking burned mouth!?
>>212104127Yeah your dad is 50% off right now.
One of the worst things I ever did was push a girl who went to a different school down the stairs on a school trip. I ran and dont know what happened. Second worst was spraying weed killer on an old woman's garden. Third is when I punched a special needs girl in the face in McDonald's for a laugh. Fourth is when I emailed an ugly looking photo of a fat girl in my class to the entire school. Fifth is when I used to hack people's Facebook accounts and start fights with other people also for a laugh
>>212104045Hahaha this is unironically funny
>>212104368Wasn't talking to you.
Source: I never talk to m*sri.
>>212104205there will never be a final /brit/. /brit/ is officially going on forever
daddy has to use strong language
>>212104353robots that can follow pre-programmed instructions and routes have been around for decades mate
I will lay me down, like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down
>>212104045Hello Newfriend (term of endearment for newfag), welcome to the dark web. So basically yeah you've got rorke and leftypol, you've got mumberg gfberg, and dadberg, these because these people irritate us and subvert us like the jews (berg). Then you've got poo right which is funny, and that's about it.
Actually hate this Arab runt.
Has been ruining /brit/ for ages now.
Reckon we should grab everything of value from his fake country, stash it in the British Museum archives, then nuke the entire place to glass. We'd give Sinai to Israel and Palestine so they can have a two state solution.
>>212104527you can't say that word
>>212104572corr can see why several men stalked her
when women write songs they're always about how men aren't good enough for her
>>212104572Call her the Iron Man suit, because I'd put a downey jr inside her.
>>212104582you mean the egyptian who's easily filtered if you're not a mong?
Marcus Monzo, a 39 year old Brazilian martial artist who had lived in the UK since 2013.
He stabbed a 14 year old boy to death and seriously wounded several other people.
He was a Flat Earther, denied 9/11 ever happened, drank ayahuasca, and washed himself in his own urine, and drank his own urine as part of his New Age beliefs.
This is the type of schizo BS that following the advice and content of the Russel Brand, Alex Jones, David Icke, JFK Jr pipeline ends in.
>>212104582mongboy
get him filtered
>>212104593poo poo poo poo! try and stop me poofag!
There is more to his story.
>>212104610 I don't think that's what He Wasn't Man Enough For Me by Toni Braxton is about.
Lots of adverts on the tube at the mo advertising apps that allow you to send money to india for minimal fees.
Now just why would I want to do that? To whom?
Very odd if you ask me.
>>212104640ngl when I heard the name "Marcus Monzo" I assumed he was black
When Good Times Mean Golgappas and Gupshup
>>212104640>JFK Jrwhat did he do wrong
>>212104701I'll inform the paki mayor about it he'll soon put a stop to it
>>212104447Same but it's good in trifle.
>My parents got divorced like a year ago and my father got a boyfriend a few months ago and he has moved in with us as of recently.
>I am very supportive of them but for some reason they show little to no affection towards each other around me. Even tho I have told them that I am completely fine with their relationship and am very happy for them the most I have seen (besides some small hugs) is that one time I caught them cuddling, so this situation lowkey hit us all hard..
>Two days ago I returned home much earlier than I was supposed to from a hangout with my friend. I didnโt let them know that I will be early as I thought it wonโt matter, but I guess it was a mistake.
>I was somewhat zoned out as I walked into the house and initially didnโt hear the sounds coming from the kitchen before walking into it to grab a drink, and that is when I saw them going at it crazy style on the kitchen island.
how would you react?
>>212104736You're not asking this question sincerely, you want a debate on how schizo retard flat eartherism is fine actually, and I'm not going to play that faggoted game with you.
A toast! a toast to thanksgiving
had nothing to report back to /brit/, as I am just trying to finish the medal right now (245/2500 normal type Pokemon caught (10%!) and going daily between fighting (93/200) and rock/ground (76 and 73 /200 each) but I saw that gyms have a medal for hours defending and I have made a tagged list of Pokemon to leave at the far-away gyms to go multiply the hour gains, so before I do that I was 362/1000 hours defending gyms
why are the posts with images always worse than the ones without images now
mfw when mamajoop forgets to do the needful and doesn'tt buy my golgappas and leaves the gubshup in the oven for too long resulting in bad times
shame about russell brand, his podcast back in the late 00s was funny
Did a poo earlier and didn't really wipe properly and now my arse crack is sweaty and I think the poo is smudging a bit
only one thing goes up my arse and it's poo simple as
the Pokemon I set aside (low CP 100% HP but middle CP of 120-190) was the priority number 22, which is just over 10% of the max amount of gyms you can be doing at one time, I think. yeah im pretty sure you can do 200 gyms at once, and I have some around home to do daily because the kids have ganged up on me
shoving a nicotine pouch under my foreskin
Just about to have the 1-1 with the bossberg
>Ed O'Neill was born into an Irish-American Catholic family in Youngstown, Ohio, on April 12, 1946. Both sides of his family are the descendants of Irish immigrants
>His wife is biracial
Why are they like this?
>>212104772JFK Jr died in 1999 and never espoused flat Earth views mate
and all the coloured girls sing
poo poo-poo, poo poo poo-poo
poo poo-poo, poo poo poo-poo
poooooo
realistically I would have one of those e-scooters and invest with that into a bike of some sorts (fixed or regular hybrid) to pedal at home and charge a battery which charges the escooter and the electric goes into a battery using a capacitor as the voltage regulator
>>212104767i'd probs receive a text from her today about overstepping boundaries
Howling at this thread. What a fucking retard
>>>/r/19761820
>>212104880RFK Jr
Yeah yeah laugh that I got two almost identical acronyms wrong then why don't you despite it being obvious what I meant
>>212104898Nice creamy load wow
>>212104625>egyptianHe's not fucking Egyptian. Egypt hasn't existed since 641.
a lot of my best Pokemon are types which I have only caught enough of to get a bronze medal for those, and i got lucky with candies or hatched them or used berries. really makes u think. all of the others I obviously have lots of candies for but they are not my strongest Pokemons yet
nigger came down from the tranny PPAIDS never did scran his poo until he was a she he said hey goyim take a suck on my brown logs, said hey paki take a tug on my brown cog, and all the pajeets sing poo poo poo for supper and gupshup for pudding!
I will let you all know when I am back at 100 candies for my buddy Pokemon :) then to keep track of the candies from where I left off yesterday
>>212104891got an e scooter me. had it two and a half years now. well handy round my small to medium sized city but unless it all fits in a backpack you're not doing any shopping on it.
>Michael Fassbender's father is German and his mother is Irish. He was raised in County Kerry
Never have kids with an Irish woman... your sons and daughters would end up with jungle fever
>>212104989wow how much did that cost you? theyre popular here (with drug dealers0
>>212104998He went on a decade long spree of fucking fit black birds then settled down with a white woman
>>212104898>flat-faced gookbest timmy culd do
any gaelic speaking man in?
>>212105028don't reply to heathermong ffs
you lads ever get in that feeling where you want to play videogames but you dont really know what you want to play because everything feels like it's a big investment but you just want to relax and play videogames?
Id kms to reincarnate as a biological female, alas science tells us death is the end and reincarnation isn't real
>>212104933ah so you are a mong then, got it
>>212104989>well handy round my small to medium sized cityjust say the city
stop being silly
there aren't even many cities
it must be one of them
>>212105065but why?
biological female's life is also full of suffering whether it's caused by ownself or not
>>212105041Tiocfaidh รกr lรก
>>212105041there's a garlic speaking man here
>>212104240
cannot stop starting at this saudi girl
took this screenshot 24 hours ago and keep staring at her
she's a piece of art
>>212105041chucky our lad get the brits out lad
>>212105028I cannot accept that she is 100% white.
I heard rumours that she has Jewish ancestry. Apparently Sweden has had a Jewish community for a long time.
She is least supposedly Swedish/white looking woman I have ever seen.
get the fucking disabled raped off the great cliffs of dover
>>212105099I am mentally ill and already in constant physical and mental suffering
got a ยฃ7 voucher off a pakiroo what slop should I get de lads
>>212105134Tried leaving your smeggy childhood bedroom?
>>212104640right well none of those influencers have ever touted a single one of those ideologies have they
Business idea: swap all our African and Muslim immigrants for Korean and Japanese immigrants
>>212105151Subway is turbo good for you
>>212105105wtf they look like THAT under their burka?
>>212105151a succulent chinese meal
>>212105151Vietnamese, get a Bahn Mi and some Summer Rolls
>>212105151bokkle of vodka
>>212105120>whiteno fucking way. that's an arab
summer rolls? I barely know er
>>212105162If you want good bait don't simply lie about obvious bs
>>212105163only korean women and japanese women fantasize uk tho
men won't go there
>>212105206oh no haha what a shame
>>212105165dogshit suggestion don't reply to me ever again
>>212105170yeah might be a chinese on the cards I reckon
>>212105177all that lot - vietnamese, thai and the other ones are just a shite chinese innit
>>212105192can't use it on alcohol sadly
I can NOT do any of these difficult raids and nobody ever teams up to do them at the spots not even when kids finish school
Landlordberg died recently. Not sure what this means for my tenancy.
>>212103732>self-determination for falklanders!>scottish independence? LOL!only when convenient for the perfidious albion
I hope Scotland secedes and re-joins the EU while England sinks deeper into the third world shithole it's destined to be
>>212105203??? which part of my post was a lie
>>212105151apparently that big arch burgoid from mcdos is pengers
>>212105101does Tabhair dom do Lรกmh mean literally "Give me your hand" or it means also like "Help me out"
remember if you are white and work a mundane deliveryslop or factory wagie job all you need to do is make youtube videos of you doing it and you will become very popular and even start getting brand deals
you guys need to put that white skin to good use
>So I have another video collab for you guys today! Here is a preview for you all to enjoy and the full 17 minute video can be found in your dms :) Enjoy watching us get completely naked while we kiss and grind on each other! Then cover each other in body oil while playing with each others dicks! <3 I'm sure you guys will love it! :) (Fun Fact we literally just filmed this yesterday morning so I can still kind of feel all the body oil on my skin lol)
Oh my days, what is this cheeky chappy like?
absolute state of nonwhites
>>212105239time to start looking for a new caravan
>>212105233Unironically no they're not they're completely different. Thai and Vietnamese share a lot of similarities but not so much with Chinese.
buzzing for tomorrow lads
>>212105007ยฃ350 i think a bit less. might have been ยฃ310. got one with a damaged box on ebay from currys + used a code for 10% off extra
drug dealing is defo the best use for them cos you can go anywhere solid on them going 15mph. were loads of times where i was around police and was fully confident i could evade if they decided to pull me over and check if i was insured (cos i'm not)
even her armpits look male
thats because she is
Whilst we thank all those in the British Transport Police and Crown Prosecution Service whoโve worked so hard to bring justice in this terrible situation, this verdict isnโt a pleasure for us. We have unconditionally forgiven Rakeem. As followers of Jesus, we know this is the only way to freedom, peace and well-being in our hearts โ to not harbour anger or bitterness.
WHY IS THIS SHIT WEBSITE SO SLOOOOOW
>>212105254Yes, it also means give me help, or give me support
leftypol going to a new vietnmese spot
rorke ordering his favourite local chinky
>>212105277Wait these things are real?
Fares has the most inferiority complex.
>>212105098alright st davids. happy now?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_in_the_United_Kingdom
From a Time Immemorial city me
Can't be living in someplace that was just made a city in 2022
>>212105306nice one man cheers
there is also one time that I saw someone riding theirs with a seat attachment. if youre interested in riding one sitting down you might want to check it out
an arab, heathermong says. freak has been so eternally trapped indoors that he doesnt know what a tan is lol
>>212105319go raibh maith agat
wanked with my cousin in a tent when we were younger
was under blankets and we didnโt see each others knobs so wasnโt gay
>>212105317would love to know the joker who convinced zoomers that haircut looks good
>>212105098>DerryThank you <3
>>212104989fot em were illegal?
>>212105317Lips smothered in cold sores from sucking off Lord Ali
>>212105317You'd get smacked out for that freak haircut back in my school days, it would be constant daily bullying until you cut it off
>>212105359sounds good when you just hear oh a seat for your scooter but i can't imagine it would be long before i crashed if i was sat down. i feel like being stood up is key to using them cos they aren't bulky like a vespa
crazy how many fake profiles are there on xitter, like i saw some conservative blonde american women with pics and all, looked up her old posts then found out "she" randomly simps for imran khan
>>212105098I think it's a trip that its pronounced
>Edin-BRUH
They look genuinely happy. Must be nice
>>212105401it's a hairline cover. it's the same as a combover.
>>212105331I, the bloke that suggested Vietnamese am Rorke,got nothing against east Asians, it's the paks and blacks that I hate, and the Jews that brought them here. There's like 5 Vietnamese people in the UK and they're all law abiding.
>>212105420the police will be around to nick him
if they're any left
brb ordering new McDonalds burger because I am now debt-free (from the bennies budgeting loan)
>>212104891>>212104989they're not legal except for use on your own private property. would be calling 101 to notify them someone is breaking the law if I saw one of you runts zooming around
back from a 3 hour nap
some good dreams but mainly nightmares
war sester shyer sauce cody
absolutely hate when it pours for like 5 minutes, all my washing is fucking soaked and for what
>if you would consult the graph.webm
>you will see that it is over
>>212105383She has confirmed Jewish i.e. middle-eastern roots
Heatherchad is right again
>>212105507youve been done, done by weatherberg
>>212105420you have to be insured like you are with a car/motorbike etc. i don't have a licence or insurance but it's okay because my city has rental scooters so i'm not sticking out like a sore thumb and if anything happened with police i reckon i'd be able to get away really easily unless it was open road and they were right next to me. and if i got in an accident with anyone and it was my fault i'd sort the damage myself cos i can't imagine i'd write off a motor with my body and a scooter unless i was killed
>>212105479would you like to sign up to our McDonalds loyalty card? With nothing to pay today!
There was a really good one.
>>212105507check the weather then before you put it out mongo
plan didnt involve the kids (ops) at the gym having an alt account instantly rekt my Pokmeon
>>212105483>they're not legal except for use on your own private propertyunless they changed it in the last year or so it's just that you need insurance
>>212105526No she doesn't. heathermong you really should kill yourself.
>>212105240>>self-determination for falklanders!>>scottish independence? LOL!scotland had a referendum on independence already mate
also, they woldn't be allowed back into the EU
My Computer Science/ IT teacher was a legit nonce, late 30s and married to an 18 year old former student as soon as she left school
He got suspended for a year for it while they investigated everything but then they let him back because technically he didn't break the law.
>>212105383one of those puffy faces that looks like she's allergic to something
would NOT vaginabang
>>212105567they have never been legal on public land
>>212105552I did it says nothing about rain. Even when it was raining the weather app still said nothing about rain
>>212105605name some retro games that are good that i wont already know about
Planning a wank over an Instagram influencer.
Hard to pick one of the three I like.
>>212105601he got suspended for marrying an adult woman? would sue the fuck out of the school
Saw the police for the first time in months when I drove into town last week
Fat bastards just drove in circles around Aldi and Burger King for about an hour then fucked off
>>212105601And he kept working there? Pretty embarrassing
>>212105195Both of her parents are (((psychiatrists)))
>>212105620i just don't care though do i mate. and clearly no one else does enough to do anything more than sigh and feel superior. so i'm giving them that
>go a couple of weeks without wanking
>literally every time end up getting really horny gay thoughts about bottoming
hop on TRT
>go a couple of weeks without wanking
>get really horny gay thoughts about topping a hairless twink
mad
>>212105601based
an 18yo babe is better than a 30-something, used-up old hag
>>212105532Not the lad you're replying to but you could easily do enough damage to write off someone's car with an e-scooter. To say nothing of property claims, domestic or commercial, or perhaps most likely of all: bodily injury (to others).
Still, the benefit of doing all this with an e-scooter rather than a car is that you could just humph the scooter over your shoulder post accident then run away and hope you're never identified.
>>212105642Im assuming this is bait and/or you're a nonce, but the implication is that if they married as soon as she left school, that they must've been dating while he was a teacher and she was a student, which breaks school safeguarding rules even if it's legal from an age of consent perspective.
>10% credit back
not even cash any more
>>212105643Last Friday I got fish and chips and parked up by the beach to eat them, 5 mins later the pigs pulled up and did the same
my mate tried his hand at being a high school teacher but got fired on his placement when he said none of the girls were shagworthy to one of his classes
Currently have ยฃ1.95 sitting in the ol' 'nk 'count
>i just don't care though do i mate.
>>212105620>illegal to own your own>legal to pay to rent one the charges, officer?
>>212105727>high schoolFOY
>>212105624Hmmm, just gonna stick with SNES games as there's not many N64 or PSX/2 games that I've played that aren't extremely well known. These are a few I've played recently
>Actraiser>The Legend of the Mystical Ninja>Terranigma>Hagane: The Final ConflictAlso rate me current setup lads
going to get a hotel friday night and have a naked oily megawank
>>212105782getting the neighbours over to gather round the wireless
>>212105772Scots and a lot of northerners say High School mate. I had never heard it but I moved up north for uni and met my gf who's from Liverpool and she says high school
>>212105786who the fuck buys dvds the holdovers only came out in the last few years
>>212105151>>212105233Since you want a Chinese, go for sweet and sour chicken with egg fried rice. Can't go wrong
It is important we go to war in far-off lands to defend the boatfuls of 30-50 year old brown men who enter our country each day by the thousands.
Do you reckon women know when men wank over them?
>>212105859The Irish poster with the non-whites again
>>212105811>naked oily megawankyou know there'll be gays lined up to suck your cock regardless of what you look like, right? i wish straight men would smarten up a bit
rorke loves capitalism yet hates the conditions required for it to work
leftypol hates capitalism but loves the conditions required for it to work
bizarre isn't it?
>>212105859When men are awake and when they're asleep?
Mad how runtish some poor people are
>>212105238where are you ill help. what level are you?
>>212105893That's why centrist Alistair has the best ideas
>>212105105corr sweaty
imagine the smell
>>212105786you're taking the piss thinking those are unknown games fs lad
>>212105601imagine bending over a tight 18 year old right after she came home from school and fucking her in her school uniform
>>212105904I'm poor and live a very grim life. It's unclear why I continue rather than just ending it. I will eventually.
>>212105839I like physical media. VHS more so than DVDs and I have around 50 VHS tapes currently. But most of those were like 50p from CeX, the gf loved the Holdovers and saw it in a supermarket and impulse bought it, looks great in 4:3 on a CRT fits the comfy 70s vibe the film is going for.
>>212104898probably a troll but funny nonetheless
>>212105867wish you wouldn't
>>212105904How do you mean?
>>212105927I'm not an obscure game fag, I assumed you were completely clueless about the era of games so gave you some good games I've been playing that aren't literally Super Mario or Zelda.
>>212105928GCHQ, Ofcom, this is the guy
>>212105811what is it about hotel wanks that hit so different? fucking love them except that time i had an accidental gay one
>>212105698if i actually caused an accident which caused damage i would definitely just sort out paying the person affected. if it was a parked car and no one was about then i'd still probably do it but i haven't been in the situation to know if i really would
it's honestly not much of a risk, all the weight is right on the ground and the bar and handles are just a light metal pole, it can scratch and possibly dent stuff but that's it.
it's always a risk hitting a pedestrian if i'm using it around loads of people but if i am i'm doing it with extreme care and slowly and finding the most space
really it's a mode of transport no more dangerous nor nuisance causing than plenty of others that have been around for ages like a longboard and it's only because it's modern tech and associated with the last 8 years that people hate e scooters so much
plus because most people that use them are really stupid and/or brown. perhaps in some other peoples' hands they're dangerous
>>212105893remember saying this years ago
>>212105932didn't ask loser lmao
>>212105120>>212105195She's probably a Walloon. I'm also part Walloon and I look Swedish but my sister looks like her.
no one here is a nonce it's pure satire
my alien girlfriend just turned up at my house in Character.AI
>>212105855>McNameegod forgot he's still using a placeholder name for a scottish character
>>212105782sick of seeing shite like this who the fuck is going to try and invade us?
the only war we are near is a civil one
>>212105998No need to get your knickers in a twist, take a chill pill and play some of the games I so kindly recommended you
wfh and ive been gaming all afternoon :3
>>212106022Yeah Scotland,Northern Ireland and wales vs England
>>212105988true true
couldn't get a katy so had to pick a jungle critter instead
>>212106037*lines up a macho man randy savage big elbow and drops right onto your rib cage, caving in your chest because it's made of twine and paper cuz youre so fucking weak*
that'll teach you to recommend me games i already know
>>212106058this but also had a wank to shemales pissing on each other
>>212106071lol fucking hell
Anons would you ever date an anal-only woman?
get the jungle critters housed
>>212104249bro would be chad if he wore contacts and ditched the puke colored indian tier polo
>>212105786Never heard of these. Where's Mario and Zelda
>>212106094*catches elbow before it can land, stands up, slowly gives you your arm back, looks kindly into your eyes and pats on the shoulder knowingly, pulls out a chair for you to sit and hands you SNES controller*
It's okay anon, you may know about them but you've never played them, this ought to clear up those issues you've been having, hands you an Oxycodone 80mg with "chill pill" written on it in neat biro writing.
timmy combing panjeeta's stomach hair
>>212106073That's hardly a far fight, the english will only outnumber us 5 to 1
>>212106136no i don't like things up me bum
>>212105978>i would definitely just sort out paying the person affectedIf you injure someone or a commercial property you'll be paying upwards of ยฃ10,000 out of your own pocket.
In modern times people have lost sight of the purpose of insurance and get caught up thinking that it's some amorphous legal requirement. Insurance exists to protect people from insane personal costs via accidents which unfortunately do happen, though which are statistically unlikely.
Most people don't get to see the costs of the claims that follow these accidents so they don't appreciate how lucky they were to have had insurance.
anyone here actually called timothy
>>212106169>catching a macho man randy savage elbow dropi dont fucking think so gayboy
>>212106171when i was in my early 20s i kinda found back hair unattractive on women
now im all for it
love feeling that confidence and non conformingness
i gues sit could theoretically be too hairy tho
>>212105786CRTs are one of my pet peeves. They're heavy, they're big, and the picture quality is fucking awful. Even if I play an old game I would much rather play it on a modern display.
hug
md5: 81ec043ddf1bc426ecd103813981d0c9
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>>212106189you fantasize about blacks in the shower be quiet