Thread 212106173

bwc holster edition

>>212106173 (OP)
Best Timmy culd do is a throwback to monkey world

I hope she gives birth to at least 5 black babies in her lifetime, and they all get gov support so you can pay it up

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuOS9k0kdTM

Would you ever date an anal-only woman?

neoliberal bull logging in

any useful japanese phrases I should know besides 'ganbatte'?

hope I pass away in my sleep tonight

The early bird catches the worm, I have worms in mousetraps, baby
I did something bad, I'm not allowed to go outside anymore
I can only be awake at night for the next year of my life
In the freshly dug earth in front of the cabin
I feel so haunted

>>212106171
when i was in my early 20s i kinda found back hair unattractive on women
now im all for it
love feeling that confidence and non conformingness
i gues sit could theoretically be too hairy tho.

>>212106229
moshi moshi konichiwa bro!

moth trap has caught 2 months in a month. dont have the moth problem i thought i had it would seem.

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>>212106181
Let me tell you about something called David vs Goliath

The 5pm wanktoil over a tiktoker influencer looms.
>OhKaylin
>Lo3tus
>_m_i_l_a_7
Oh my days I cannot decide!

>>212106271
you should get a clue trap instead

It's a safety issue mofo! If you get attacked or r*apped by a delivery driver how can they identify the perpetrator? Think outside of the box, yeah?

>>212106261
crazy how many little white kiddies miss out on an education because they share a class with illiterates

>>212106173 (OP)
Faggot ass white bitch

>>212106261
england is genuinely going to be majority african in by 2040 isnt it?

>>212106173 (OP)
>Try to get work.
>Have to make 50 different accounts on shitty company websites
>Use indeed
>Apply to over 1000 companies in a week
>Hope for the best

God I love the modern job market

dogshit last few threads lads xx

>>212106286
dire taste

>>212106283
Mental how David was an Israeli and Goliath was a Palestinian.
That was 3,000 years ago, and they're STILL at it!
What are we gonna do with them eh?

>>212106290
it is a glue trap

>>212106322
you should get a clue trap instead

>>212106308
I wish I could put into words on how much I hate Indeed

Sven GORAN Ericsson

>>212106297
Leave a post before your forum signature next time

>>212106331
it IS a glue trap

Sony Ericsson phones

don't hear about them much anymore these days

>>212106364
yeah you should get a clue trap instead

When I was like 15, I'd scroll through motherless, and I saw that there was a guy from my school in the year above posting facebook pics of a girl in my school in my year.
Was rly weird in retrospect.

>>212106308
>>212106338
Damn, posts like these make me glad I actually tried hard at school

>>212106354
Took your whole tranny cord to come up with this, didn't it?

timmy calls it peach fuzz

>>212106372
stop saying that it IS a glue trap

they killed jfk
they knew about 9/11 and were probably involved in it

weird how the scouse accent ages ago used to be pleasant now it’s disgusting

>>212106374
Is this why canslad is still into underage girls?

>>212106410
a clue trap
to catch clues
not a glue trap

>speaking about my forehead at the lunch table at toil
>urban black youth exclaims "dats not a forehead, dats a fivehead"
>everyone laughed at me including toilfu

I am racist now

>>212106379
Honestly sucks I wanna go back to school but need money for it

>>212106454
>>speaking about my forehead at the lunch table at toil
uh why?

>>212106229
もうダメだ
死にたい

>>212106468
cause I've got my first ever wrinkle on it and it's a ghastly reminder of the passage of time

>>212106412
Well done on finding out about the most basic conspiracy theories ever

>>212106385
Dancing to my tune just like the pied piper

>>212106483
you sound insufferable

Seaside mark having an absolute lush dinner at gurka restaurant de lads

>>212106490
they’re basic because they’re true

>gfberg's mum is obsessed with AI
>uses chatgpt and image generation for everything non stop
>I have to hold my tongue and not call her a daft cunt every time I see her
Exhausting.

I think we should make the bad posters leave

>>212106229
gomenasai
kawaii sugoi desune
omae wa mou shindeiru
masaka

>>212106516
hope he dies

>>212106438
IT IS A GLUE TRAP

>>212106315
You reckon?

>>212106531
Prove it

>>212106549
blog on freakazoid

>>212106589
yeah that's why i said you should get a clue trap instead

>>212106556
you first

>>212106454
shouldve called him a racial slur

>>212106596
can’t be arsed plus i can tell you’re a good goy

>>212106549
freak on blogazoid

chinky roommate came home with absolutely loads of strawberries and just went into his room

>>212106588
Thats not very nice de lad just remember stay positive alllllll the wayyyy every day we above ground a great day

autoglass repair

almost done with the skittles now, my mouth is torn to shreds

>>212106636
mental

>>212106630
Ahhh can’t be arsed that old chestnut
Good one!

handwriting's deteriorated so much since leaving school
I can see how those japanese forget to write their crazy runes if they aren't doing it literally every day

>>212106636
you strawjealous?

>>212106644
jay

>>212106229
ゴルフボールを吸ってる

Literally impossible to lose weight living at home my mum keeps sabotaging me, she knows I’m counting my calories and she comes home with brownies from the bakery

Three mobile network been down all day for calls.

My gran might have been calling me all day and I wouldn't know. That's the only risk though as she's the only person who bothers to contact me.

>>212106661
mine's better because all my bad habits are looser and it gives my handwriting a more jovial appearance

>>212106637
don't care
hope a b52 bomber drops an anvil onto his fat horrible head

Am doing alright there de lid

>>212106692
she
is
DEAD!

>>212106685
my ma is the same
whenever I have a bit of progress she insists on a takeaway
if I have too much progress she starts buying cakes and the like

I don't know why they want their children to look like perfect spheres.
Mental illness.

>>212106692
I'll light a candle for your gran hun x

Sir War Monger

>>212106685
>>212106756
just dont eat them?

>>212106720
Could be for all I know without an operant telephone network.

I could of course drive to her house to check but I will assume she's alive. I hope she is. Love my gran.

>>212106685
the government MUST intervene

>3.5 million people died of covid-19 in 2024

oh my days how embarrassing
imagine getting killed by a 6 year old disease

>>212106700
He travels the world while you sit in your smeggy bedroom so get the fuck in there DE lad

>>212106644
autoglass replace

>>212106775
then she bursts into tears and say you don't really love her
you've never had a feeder parent have you?

>>212106775
Mate she comes in sayin “I know you’re being good with food but I bought these for you but you don’t have to have them”

She literally gives me no choice

Imagine how tight their fannies are

had a 3 hour nap earlier and still tired. Need to head to bed soon as I am up at 01:30AM tomorrow for my 4AM toilshift

probably not good for you, these early shifts. Then again neither is being lonely and sad your whole life so what's a little bit extra on top of all that.

>>212106820
>>212106637
>>212106516
fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>212106820
he regularly shits himself and cries about how lonely he is, such an inspiration

Seaside mark is the epitome of parasitic biomass

Guess the ethnicity
go on

give up?
egyptian
why do egyptians have afros
I know it's in africa but it's still weird

>>212106831
>>212106839
you can literally just say "no thanks, i'm watching my weight" and then you dont eat the food and you watch your weight and it goes down. stop blaming your poor mums for you being fat cunts unable to control yourselves in the present of sugar. fat cunts.

remember when spaki pretended to be a black guy every day for weeks

then he pretended to be a gay twink every day for weeks

never seen a nigga more in need of mates. proper sad act

>>212106866
thank you for this information about your life. i feel like i know you now. you’re not just some words on a screen. you’re a human being

>>212106820
Imagine getting genuine hurty feelings over someone insulting that humpty dumpty freak lmao

went to the Andorra vs England game in Spain on my own was extremely depressing every single person there was in a group or atleast with one mate and I was sat alone like a fucking freak

the pandemic isn't over! what the FUCK are people thinking?!

>>212106931
>you're a human being

debateable really

leftypol washing his fake chicken

>>212106923
did you know rita ora is kosovan?

strawberry
s traw bery
c тpaв бepи
(pick up from grass)

mental

>>212106927
desu no mate we don't, i'll take your word for it though

>>212106925
I’m not even fat anymore don’t be mean to me

>>212106866
>up at 01:30AM tomorrow for my 4AM
do you wriggle to work like a worm or something why the fuck are you getting up that early

gymtoil complete

scrantoil on my mind. just had a ball of mozzy too

>>212106970
yes
I also know she's an annoying cunt and have no idea how she got famous
who has ever said the words "I am a Rita Ora fan"
she's no Dua Lipa that's for sure

>>212106923
Egyptian people haven't existed since 641. You might as well be talking about Minoans and Trojans.

>>212106990
*notices the VERY conspicuous lack of numbers that were VERY conspicuously cropped out of the frame out of shame*
fat CUNT

Sir Gareth Southgate

>>212107015
new chud opinion just dropped?

>>212106999
get up, piss, make and eat a proper breakfast, wash the dishes, poo, shave, shower, dress, eat a bowl of cereal, brush teeth, drive to work

normally I have around 10-15 minutes free during the bowl of cereal around 03:00AM during which time I check the thread but its pretty dead, just the odd yank keeping it warm

The British Empire has already crumbled to dust, yet the British people have only within the last few years entered into the final phase of their decay — large-scale racial integration with their former subject peoples.

When they allowed their corrupt leaders to seal the fate of their empire more than three decades ago by leading them into a catastrophic world war contrary to their interests, they had not even embarked on the racial insanity that now finds their industrial centers swarming with millions of Pakistanis and West Indian Negroes.

A hundred years hence, if they remain on their present course, they will be a nation of mongrels with no hope of a return to greatness. But one cannot blame their fall on racial mongrelization.

Sir David Robert Joseph Beckham

Right Honourable Sir Hymen Snapper

Et nothing but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days

Free Diddy
Buttsex is not a crime
Johnson and Johnson needs its best customer back

>>212107023
Only did it because it’s not the full story because I started losing weight before I started logging it in a app

Seeing blacks lead to late nights rorkeing alone
Being racist in my bedroom with /brit/ on my phone

Fellow autists, how do you fake smile when dealing with people?

Sir Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr.

>>212107106
>100kg
jesus the fucking cheek to blame yer ma for that

did anyone pick up my gay card? I think I left it in the old

>Tube passenger who killed 'gentle' engineer, 28, after he brushed past him on escalator to serve less than six years in prison

Timmy dying from one punch xx

>>212107106
>81 stone
fucking hell mate not surprised you're watching your diet

>>212106685
You're going to have to grind harder

Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

being Irish is funny, I mentioned it to a super hot liberal Italian girl in London and she almost wanted to pull down my trousers and suck me off right then and there because "Irish solidarity with Palestine", even though I'm a big Trump supporter kek

It's also the same for literally every muslim girl ever now even though I think islam is probably one of the worst things to ever happen to humanity

>>212107131
At 16 I was 114kg, so yeah I think I will blame her since I was a fat kid my whole childhood

>>212107134
Cronem out and back in the Gherkin after serving 9 months with good behaviour xx

>>212107134
mmhmm bet his fit sister is getting adjusted at the gherkin rn

>>212106229
"ho-kay chinpo dai-ski"
it means "I love uncut dicks"

>>212107169
no mate, it's not her fault you couldnt close your fat fucking gub for longer than an hour

kill yourself heatherfreak

>>212107168
How does it feel like being the biggest shagger here, canslad?

funny that we've got a prince willy and in a few years we might have a king willy

>>212107134
Poor kid didn’t stand a chance with parents like this

>>212106271
why you have to do the mothbergs dirty like that

>>212107186
mmhmm dat timmy look a lil zesty heself too xx
>>212107231
nun they cud do xx

>>212107170
mmhmm throw in a luh knighthood as well yeah?
Sir Rakeem Miles x

Smoking Some Peterson's Nightcap and rewatching The Shawshank Redemption for the first time in around 10 years

mad how dog shit public services like hospitals and schools is going to take this country back to the victorian era. 90% of the population being povvo mongs, while those with means avoid the fall with private healthcare and education thus ensuring they take absolute control of the country.
no more social mobility.
thanks leftypol!

Just booked a paki pizz and chips.

Come on, Rorke, start seething.

>>212107193
You’re right when I was a child I should’ve been tracking my calories and not eating whatever my mum cooked for me

ITT: swarthiness

>>212107233
hate em simple as

>>212107231
say what you want about jews but if the parents were jewish that nigga would swing in the wind. fucking christfags

>We will live to see 2066 in our lifetimes
Mad.
What do you think will happen for the 1,000th anniversary of Hastings and the Coronation of King Willy One on Christmas Day?

>>212107262
thanks for supporting the growth of islam in this country x

>>212107261
how is that the left's fault

Going home now
Have an all day work event tomorrow absolutely sick of it

>>212107263
yes mate, you can literally just not eat food. it's that simple. your mum was not making you 2000 calories worth of food in merely two meals of the day. you were SIXTEEN. old enough to legally have sex and you couldn't make your own breakfast, lunch and dinner? couldn't control how much chocolate went into your fat fucking face?

mental how we have this fella with his massive boner in a field in Dorset and everyone is fine with it

>>212107254
Sir Rakeem ordering in da blonde katys for his conjugal visits mmhmm nun the screws cud do bout it xx

i love the ladies
i like to keep it mellow
so let me pass the mic to my man donatello

Be honest. How much money would it take for you to give one guy, one blowjob?

Why are they pretending to be black?

>>212107291
maybe wypipo should make tastier food then, not hard is it? make peng scran and i will buy it, regardless of your race, thats the free market in action

Paki. Pizzaz. Built. Britain

>>212107314
fat cunts will never take responsibility for being disgusting freaks.

>>212107317
Islam will blow it up a few decades from now

>>212107351
Well we've established that it ISN'T pure satire so one can only assume they are, in fact, black.

>>212107324
he'll have the fit katy screws lining up for a go too xx

>>212107317
my ancestor :)

>>212107350
is he fit?

>>212107350
Hundred or so I suppose
Would depend somewhat on the bloke I don't want a grotty one in my mouth

>>212107324
mmhmm nun dey cud do but hear dem violent quicktaps echoing x

>>212107399
6/10
Not fat. Average.

>>212107350
i reckon he'd accept like a fiver to let me blow him

>>212107350
i wouldnt pay any money for that

you don’t hear much about trannies these days

>>212107424
>>212107405

any rapidly aging man in
28 but have been mistaken for 30s several times recently
years of amoking and binge drinking catching up

>>212107396
chuuuuuchhh!
aint dat da truth

>>212107373
I mean I lost 34kg so I think I did but ok

dad thinks he can win his war with the dandelions

>>212107363
and that seems like a good deal does it? you get overpriced slop in return for an unrecognisable country.

tfw no latex gf

>>212107351
same answer as always, mental illness

>>212107476
That is a gentleman.

>>212107476
that's a man

>>212107476
face is rough as toast

>>212107261
My sister has a good job, think she's on about £80k now, owns a home with her husband and has children, private healthcare, kids will likely go to private school etc.

Me, I'm on min-wage and I have no one. Probably kill myself eventually, seems to be the direction things are going in. It's just how it is.

>>212107476
taylor swift looking ahh

>>212107494
>>212107496
is not

cheese for tea

>>212107533
um
fittington

>>212107461
I look my age but I have become incredibly ugly since turning 30

>>212107527
You should send your sister an application to the position of family dog

8 hours of toil remain

>>212107533
wonder if she had to take her wedding ring off to get her arm into the latex suit, lest the ring rip the latex

I think about such things

any mildly incontinent man in

>>212106990
So did you slave away at the gym or no?
I'm down from 100kg to 90kg only by changing my food habits

>>212107461
26 alcoholic still get ID'd

>You can have sex with women from only one country (that isn't your own) for the rest of your life
Which you picking?
Me? China of course.

>>212107552
alri wallace how's grommit

>>212107638
He's a bit ruff

>>212107317
should make him a black one beside it and enlarge the penis

>>212107619
I do both, gym and count calories

sir rakeem chiefing clickums in prison lil timmy nonce in the cell next to him passing out haha clickumdem too strong for his weak ahh x

Should genuinely bring back the death penalty for people like the Hainault attacker. Just woke up one morning and decided to hack off a child's head at random. You can't rehabilitate that.

>>212107655
>.<

>>212107231
He relaxed

>>212107581
not spoken to her in 2 years, not seen neice and nephewberg in that time either.

ah well they're better off not knowing me

>>212107533
what would happen if she ripped several smelly farts in that outfit?

>>212107672
alright good luck

>currently reading Shakespeare's Henry V for the hundredth time
Just lovely stuff.

>>212107628
Japan

>>212107628
Afghanistan because there is no legal limit.

alexa, which country has the lowest age of consent

>>212107628
Canada. Love me newworlder euromutts simple as

going back to Tangier

>>212107696
Sorry mate but only white embryos and white people who can't get healthcare because A&E look like the grand bazaar of marrakesh get killed by the state in this country

a ruby... the size of a tangerine

>>212107720
Quicker just to type you're still a virgin, mate.

>>212107628
for me it's australia

>>212107750
You taking your spear and basketball shoes?

>>212107716
You too

>>212107711
Why not whatsapp her and see if she fancies a summer bbq?

>>212107772
right mogging because she doesn't seem up her own arse

>>212107696
couldnt less about that attack.

>>212107806
Because it was a black child yeah? Get a fucking grip mate.

>>212107601
alri mr deep thoughts

>>212107799
I don't really see much of a future for myself

the copium is that I don't reach out because I don't want to involve myself in their lives so that it's less painful when I eventually die

>>212107711
Why not whatsapp her and see if she fancies a summer bbc?

>>212107828
yh

>>212107772
mad how if i spunked up both their fannies that in 9 months, two small humans would come out of them who would be half-brothers

>>212107847
always observing, always noticing, never shagging

>>212107712
probably just hang around, slowly making their way up and out of the neckhole as she moves

>>212107828
theyve ruined their reputation so thoroughly i no longer have any empathy or sympathy for them.
this is nothing compared to all the murders they commit with bladed weapons.

>>212107884
I doubt anyone who posts here has virile sperm

>sent 2 minutes ago
>no reply
its so fucking over

>>212107884
your porn-addled brain couldn't get it up to spunk in a fanny you incel

>>212107884
Cor

you don't know anything about my sperm

Save USA
Save Canada
Evropa? They're cool too

can’t decide to be racist or not

>>212107853
Why do you want to die? Have you considered therapy?

No one replied to my post about me pipe and the film, guess no men of culture reside here any longer.

honestly despise the heat. bring back overcast 10 degrees

never talk to me or my sperm again

>>212107962
It's overcast 20 degrees now

>>212107731
well this bradbait failed dismally

Rorke: *put on some beats*
His sperm: *does the worm*

what are some cheeky ways to enjoy eggs for dinnerstein?

>>212107956
I saw it and looked up what peterson's nightcap was but it took me to a site and I started browsing and saw auld kendal which I haven't smoked in years so ordered some and forgot how I ended up on the site and therefore your post

>>212108012
fried

>>212107015
What's Mo Salah then? Pretty sure he's Egyptian

>>212107853
dont cut yourself off from the people that care about you

had a nap and dreamed about a new season of curb that came out
but larry david was played by a new guy who looked, sounded, and acted like larry david, who was in fact larry david, only he was a different larry david from -the- larry david.
i thought it was brilliant as he was absolutely perfect for the role at the time, it was a daring new take on the curb your enthusiasm format which worked well.

>>212108012
crack them directly into your mouth

Got the lady gaga on dont I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSZ50vs9OXs

need bigots legally destroyed, ritualistically humiliated, sectioned, and reeducated

>>212108012
I like my eggs kept in the nest
Anything else is cruel

>>212108012
up the jacksie

>>212108012
on top of freshly steamed rice
the heat from the rice cooks the egg, you see

I like my eggs with a feather in the box when I buy them

>>212107950
wasted my life basically. Never had pals, a gf, experiences etc. Dropped out of uni a decade ago then did nothing but work in a call centre for a few years then try to commit suicide then work another dead end job

>have you considered therapy?
I did the CBT drivel on the NHS but it petered out. The woman said "I feel like you could come here for 10 years and we wouldn't be making any progress" which I agreed with.

>>212108040
I pretty much already have.

>>212108067
yes an unfertilised egg that wont hatch into anything is cruel. good one mongboy

>>212108027
Is he like 1,500 years old?
Which gods does he worship?

but WHY man kicks the ball

>>212108012
fertilized

>>212108067
don't think chickens make nests mate

>>212108133
He's Egyptian because he's from Egypt. Just like Messi is Argentinian because he comes from Argentina.

Feeling blackpilled and furious

guide-foot-type-uppers-

Seasidemark is actually so based lol he life mogs all you cretins

>>212108151
climate is the average weather state over a long period

BLACK HOLE SUN

had a dream once that aliens attacked and in order to get us to comply with their demands they increased the temperature of earth by 1 degree every day

>>212108170
But Argentina is a country that exists. Egypt is not.

>>212108148
HOW YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS
FRIED OR FERTILIZED

>>212108232
Isaac Asimov ahh dream

>>212108107
>The woman said "I feel like you could come here for 10 years and we wouldn't be making any progress"
having been through similar services myself it's funny how they pretend to care when, of course, they have no actual reason to care. which is probably why she said that.

>>212108220
he's an alkie with a pumpkin head

RETVRN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laIr_d0hFB8

>>212108268
Oh yeah? And what vital and life affirming acts do you get up to?

very hot and sttcky and i feel horrid

>>212108353
sounds like a southerner problem

>>212108192
I have Egyptian feet apparently which doesn't make a whole lot of sense

>>212108391
Same

had a dream once that I got invited to a gay party
My hand touched some underwear on the bed and i physically felt it burning
i looked at it was full of blood

>>212108192
got none of theses

>>212108391
>>212108413

we're all gypsies

>>212108439
alri amputeelad

>>212108377
in norf yorkshire

>>212108436
>homophobic dream
phoning crimestoppers

>>212108457
Is that not common?

>>212108192
what am I?

dangerous day to be a peroni

The new as it were
>>212108487
>>212108487
>>212108487

>>212108494
alri gollum