Thread 212110748

frog in the pond edish

plaid skirt subedition

>>212110748 (OP)
that's an abomination what's wrong with you antipodeans

>toil is a sausage-fest
>hobbies are all sausage-fests
>average age at the local church is 50+
>too ugly for dating apps
Genuinely got no clue where I can find a girlfriend without hoping that one just falls from the sky

>>212110740
race isn't just skin color, retard
you wouldn't know because you're a glorified beaner thoughever

*starts pulling a string of coloured handkerchiefs out of my japseye like a clown*

ghe bimble

splashed out on some fancy chocolate and I just regret not getting cadburys

Why are there so many Scottish Capaldis (Like Lewis and Peter) when it is clearly an Italian name?

just learned how both the british and soviets invaded neutral iran in ww2 so they could funnel supplies to the ussr when germany invaded
very democratic and western of them to do, just invade a neutral country like that

>>212110814
just sit in your smelly bedroom lad one day a nice girl will knock on your door

i liked worms in dirt

This is not America
Sha la la la

currently 5 meters up in a tree formulating a plan to get catberg down said tree

>>212110814
mongs like you deserve to be alone forever

>>212110861
corr

>>212110820
ok malaponte mexican lookin ahh

Johnny Harris

>>212110868
leave him alone

I don’t deserve having such an amazing gf

fucking hell

raping my arse with a pine cone

mad how many ingredients there are in food

>>212110850
>>212110883
Very unhelpful comments.

Hello, I'm the "black women" anon from yesterday. I like black women.

>>212110814
buy a rope and string yourself up my man

>>212110955
What are you making? I find most foods only need at most 10 ingredients.

>>212110984
good lad

>>212110943
why do you expect us to believe an image this dogshit in quality was just taken from a phone you larping saddo nonce turn off the fucking vpn and post normally for once

Great idea.

>>212110943
whats this

>>212110994
processed food has about 50 ingredients

>>212110984
how do you get past the smell?

opinions on robert owen

>>212110748 (OP)
why is your pond BLOO?

There is no power on heaven or earth that could compel me to pull out of Emilia Clarke MBE.

>>212111023
spend a week acclimatising in your mums bedroom

>>212111027
water's blue mate havent you seen the simpsons

>>212111058
doesn't make any sense I'm the whitest man in the thread

>>212110984
Big fan of black pussy myself. Both gfs I’ve had in my life were black girls

>>212111055
Good post

i come from a long line of dossers
my father was a dosser and his father before him and his father before him
its in my blood

you stupid fucking bitch

Can someone please explain current geopolitics to me it's so confusing is world war going to happen and when I'm scared and just want to live my life ffs

>>212111002
LOL

perhaps the same could be said of all religions

Have you ever seen a 60 year old woman looking like this in our country? I never have, every woman here looks 20 years older than they do in the US

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ACXtK6RU0

>>212111154
read book of revelation

right so basically...im trans

um digits????????????? O_o

>>212111002
right sorry let me just bring my dslr, tripod, proper lighting and shoot it proper next time up the tree you fucking mong

>>212111170
sigh

>>212111154
basically it's just us going basedmode and everyone else watching

>>212111154
american imperialism/unipolarity is dying is all

>>212111111
Gem

@212111111
wasted

>>212111192
Right?
>>212109999

>>212111111
nice get

ummy <.<

>>212111193
you've obviously screenshot some 360p youtube vid cunt drop the act or at least put on an actually entertaining one

Yes, there was digits. Do I care, though?
No. I simply do not.
Do with that what you will.

>Yes, there was digits. Do I care, though?
>No. I simply do not.
>Do with that what you will.

>>212111166
>Anerican Music Theatre

mad how we used to watch youtube in 360p then 480p came out and it felt like super hd

SPACE EXPLORATION FOR NUCLEAR STATIONS
NASA CORRUPTORS
JEWELED ABDUCTORS

margrut fatchas dusty shriveled slit

somehow leftypol tricked rorke into the chastity cage again

>>212111248
yeah? find it then

Mental how everyone just quietly agreed that Incels were right about everything but they're impolite for bringing it up.

black pussy sound like squidward walkin

is it glasto tomorrow?

>>212111111
noice

>>212111215
seething

>>212111367
i low key want to fuck sandy

HAMAS MISSILES OVER POOWONG

I’m still a ghost not in the system

Doing a poo

>>212111395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlooPT4pB1Y

7pm.

another day of doing absolutely nothing. waiting to die.

>>212111215
Bro let's go eat 7 burgers and a lot of food and stuff maybe bro

>>212111406
>things that give the big bank boys the ick

1996 was almost 30 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuOS9k0kdTM

>>212111150

I want to do perverted things with Nyamo

>>212111406
how can you not have a credit score lol

wanked twice anticipating a nap but i couldnt sleep and now ill have to go to gymtoil later on in the evening zapped of all my energy

going to a wedding on friday and cant be fucking arsed

>>212111471
Friendly reminder

Sven GORAN Ericsson

>>212111468
wish i was in a band

>>212111404
'king helllll

>>212111488
grim

>>212111501
wish I had a gf who could sing with a beautiful voice

F*** Glastonbury. You do know PwC employees get first dibs at the tickets right? I'd rather go to a local festival with bangin' tunes, real ale and good mates.

>>212111471
her being shy but turning out to be a secret super experienced gigaslut when shes drunk makes my penois explode

>29 degrees on monday
i'll have some of that

>>212111552
brown hands

>>212111543
true..

>real ale
grim

>>212111536
it really is isnt it

in hindsight it should have been obvious that an information superhighway would be used for information warfare on a massive scale

Wank to Emilia Clarke MBE is in the books. Might have some cider and a nap.

>>212111484
It’s called not being a retarded goy

>>212111603
and wanking
cant forget the wanking can we lad

>>212110814
have you thought about turning yourself gay temporarily to see if you enjoy it?

>>212111590
yeah tanned from the sun not like your pallid tallons

going to make a delicious coffee any delicious coffee man in

>>212111650
WARNING i did this and couldnt turn myself back after

>>212111683
yeah had one earlier

>>212111603
why do they spam in a thread with about 100 people in it though? seems like a waste of resources

>>212111551

She's the perfect wife but the high body count puts me off I bet she'd be a great lay. Yukari I think would be pretty boring and just lay there like a dead fish expecting you to do the work. It contrasts their inner worlds a lot; on the surface Yukari is crazy but a dud in bed; meanwhile, Nyamo on the surface is clean but complete crazy in bed.

'spose it's off to gymtoil for me then. Time to complete my measly 1 pl8 bench and be scoffed at by broccoli haired zoomers

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

mist could pass.

>>212111738
screaming at that filename

>>212111738
it's not happening leftypol
and if it is, it's a good thing, ok

lashing myself with an hdmi cord

>>212110814
passport bros get a 24 year old foreign slut that cooks chicken necks and has a 5 year old son she will abandon to move to England

>>212111683
nah I'm having a keurig made one in 30 minutes or so

She’s done you rorke

eating potato wedges and crying

>>212111813
potato wedges are heavy tho bro

Rorke still hasn’t gotten over this one LOL

>>212110748 (OP)
i could have visited london paris and amsteram but chose to go to japan and taiwan instead also might go to new Zealand or Australia while i am there

Just realised life can be whatever I want it to be if I take action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tf1wzg4rdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjytF1XulAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkDjY_5Gzww

>>212111807
does her username have an irish surname in it?

>>212111709
wise words

>>212110814
ask women out in person. it's really easy.

>A man has been found guilty of murdering 14-year-old schoolboy Daniel Anjorin with a samurai sword in Hainault last year.

>Marcus Monzo, 37, has also been found guilty of three counts of attempted murder, wounding with intent and possession of an offensive weapon.

black on black violence

Hahahaha

Love it when a Reddit blobman gets absolutely mugged off.

Spends his life ordering from Amazon and Just Eat and then wonders why his town is a soulless dead hole.

>>212111884
nice discord meme

the last thing you see before being slimed out in Poowong

>>212111879
Smith is English last time I checked

>>212111931
if i wanted to read reddit slop i'd go on reddit

the 'roo with my booze has still not delivered and has been sitting idle about 10 minutes away not moving
wonder has he experienced a cheeky bike accident

>>212111945
who gives a fuck where a meme's from if its funny cunt i bet you're the type of fag who still complains about ifunny watermarks

>>212110814
>sign up for a new hobby
>there's actually women there
>they're all married/have long term bfs

sitting at my computer boozing and farting and then smelling the fart

>>212111931
boatman munched 25 quid worth of kfc?
gotta appreciate the fucking cheek really havent you
can barely get 12 quids worth down me when i have a proper slopfeast

>>212111955
why has he taped up all the windows

just saved about 10 videos to watch later. shan't be watching any of them later.

>>212111997
lil bro reposts ifunny memes and gets rattled when called out lool

>>212111999
16/19 women i've shagged were in a relationship when i met them.

>>212112018
He sold it on the secondary market.

>>212112071
that's not helping...

>>212112071
naughty naughty man

delboy and rodders touting hooky dominos down the nags head

>>212112071
thanks for the input chad

hungry hungry niggos

>>212112096
why would that be helping? it means you've still got a chance.

>>212112119
it's not a "Chad" thing it's a "women tend to monkeybranch so them being a relationship doesnt mean you wont shag them" thing

When I think of all the good times that I've wasted having good times
When I think of all the good time that's been wasted having good times

just saw a woman monkeybranching

sam walker got his head caved in

lard wank soon

>>212111931
Bad things happening to redditors doesn’t change the reality of your own smelly bedroom incel life, Rorke

>>212111999
nice get

after the monkeybranching they're now throwing a big ferrari

>>212111931
if you use justeat et al you're contributing to the browning of britain

hate women

>>212112034
to do that thing where you smoke drugs inside the car

GO CRAZY
GO STUPID

Beauty I'd always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say anymore

get the bloody Total War II Rome Remastered downloaded, Rorke

love the idea of eventually moving out to a small idyllic country town somewhere but white australian rural people are barely a step above chimpanzees

>>212112148
no i don't

redditors don’t exist
it’s all CIA bots
no one is gay and retarded enough to post there in earnest

In 2025 the average woman will cheat on her long-term betabuxx BF with any man bold enough to cold approach.

just put my socks on

olivia rodrigo facialabuse

umposter thigh high footjob

dolly little tiny4k

Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?

pissing out my arse

>>212112264
are you really so much of a shut in that you havent had the displeasure of meeting people like that irl? i envy you, greatly

>>212112284
>>212112284
>>212112284
>>212112284
>>212112284

>>212112166
nobody knows who this is mate

>>212112264
i posted there when 4chan was dead

>>212112327
pissing cum probably

*monkeybranches through your open window*
alri

>>212111931
I had this happen. Just call your bank and get a refund what a spacker

get the Steam download limit disabled Rorke
get the bloody game installed

>Drug-crazed killer is found GUILTY of hacking schoolboy, 14, to death with a Samurai sword and trying to kill three others in Hainault rampage

A drug-crazed killer has been found guilty of decapitating a schoolboy in a 20-minute samurai sword rampage that left four others injured.

Marcus Monzo, 37, believed he was an assassin from a Hollywood film when he killed Daniel Anjorin as the boy was walking to school, his trial heard.

High on cannabis which 'led to a psychotic disorder', the Brazilian shouted 'Does anyone believe in God' as he attacked four strangers after 'chopping' Daniel to death in Hainault, East London.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14838755/Drug-crazed-killer-GUILTY-decapitating-schoolboy-14-Hainault-Samurai-sword-rampage.html

>>212112264
reddit was alright a couple of years ago for specific interests but it's full of indians and ai slop now

>>212112336
twas a ruse
a sneaky bit of hyperbole
i was rusing you

peng aussie ting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_rGZrbJtko

death of stalin was funny, 4chan lied to me

>>212112387
who would win

am i the only one ITT who's ever shit so hard that a bit of sperm came out? wasn't a lot and i didn't orgasm or anything but it definitely happened

dont know if i should become latinx or filipino

>>212112387
god works in mysterious ways, that boy was probably going to become a future hitler or something

>>212112387
mad to think he started a successful online bank and then did this

get the plants watered

>>212112387
>High on cannabis which 'led to a psychotic disorder'
peter hitchens

>>212112420
on nofap i get precum when i poo sometimes

>>212112347
Yh my bad I forgot this place was boomer central

>>212112387
leftypol suddenly now caring about knife crime

>>212112415
it has that "good" reddit humour like portal or monty python ygm

>>212112450
love plants me

>>212112450
can tell this was posted by a plant, I need to get mine watered tonight so thanks for the reminder cherub

>>212112387
schizophrenia salad fans on the ropes. how many have to die before we start to take measures to eradicate the social danger that is cannabis from our society

Nice bit of eye contact flirting on the bus with a sexy looking gal. She gave me a sly grin when I got off at the bus and looked at her again from outside. Completely nonverbal so technically I'm not cheating on my wife

>>212112456
me too sometimes but it was like a teaspoon of actual jizz this time which is baffling

>>212112412
Can't watch these because I know I will like them and become even more of a pathetic runt freak

>>212112477
yes that was what 4chan said reddit reddit reddit bong bong reddit but it was great. might watch the thick of it now

>In November 1959, Jones went to the Wooden Bridge Hotel in Guildford to see a band perform. He met a young married woman named Angeline, and the two had a one-night stand that resulted in her pregnancy. Angeline and her husband decided to raise the baby, born on 4 August 1960. Jones never knew about the pregnancy or her birth.
grim

private cars should be banned

Beef bourguignon for tea bosh

tried watching the wire again and think it might be the most reddit thing ever made

looks like my work here is done

what is going on with kids these days

>Woman sunbathing in her back garden is subjected to sexist jeers and comments by primary school children after they scale her fence to harass her

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14846547/Woman-sunbathing-garden-sexist-comments-primary-school-children.html

>>212112554
if weed, the literal weakest drug in the entire world ever, makes you schiz out then you were always going to schiz out anyway tbf

>>212112568
Looks delish but need more meat

>>212112581
leftypol is force-feeding them hardcore porn in school so its no surprise they behave like this

>>212112538
what did this bitch expect them to do, send her a personal evacuation chopper?

got eighteen months for espionage

>>212112450
cheeseplantberg doesn't like being watered too much x

>>212112581
>Miss Hardy, who was wearing a bandeau bikini, said: 'They said things like 'suck my corey', 'suck my d**k', 'bend over' and 'I'll take you home'. Another child was making sex noises.
screaming

>>212112568
whats the stuff to the side below the broccoli?

New Wyatt Stagg GET IN!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E93ZWqUgc-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E93ZWqUgc-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E93ZWqUgc-k

>>212112592
don’t think that’s how drugs or mental illness works

>>212112387
great so thanks to this mentally ill jf spastic any hope of weed legalisation has been pushed back years

right
odds i get the cans
evens i spend the night gooning

>>212112670
i'm more worried about katanas desu

>>212112626
too soon lad

>>212112581
#zoomerlads

>>212112509
looking at a girl isn't "flirting" mate

>>212112581
i'd do her right up the vagina

>>212112673
>not just cangooning
ngmi

>>212112647
andrew tate is responsible for this

>>212112670
weed is for runts. grow up

>>212112670
wrong this is a sign they'll make it legal to provoke controversy and distraction

DevonLad are you here? Log on WoW mate we're raiding

Ariana Grande stuns in gorgeous green dress

4chan will be blocked in the UK very soon

should I go on an incel walk right now yes or no

>>212112715
waste of a cans, waste of a goon
speed or weed is what you need to complement a gooning session

>>212112736
im 90 mins from plymouth :)

>>212112692
alri japanese politician

>>212112752
we'll be on poolovers.com

nobody care me

>>212112758
definitely not. people can still see your vile incel mug. wait til its dark you worm

>>212111111
lol

proper non-day this has been.

>>212112793
club him

>>212112796
takes ages at the moment though, I'll be tucked up in bed by then to have sweet incel dreams

>Searching for posts that contain ‘leftypol’. Returning only first 5000 of 86751 results found.
>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’. Returning only first 5000 of 142867 results found.
the current standings

reckon north korea is ok actually

>>212112804
shite werent it

>>212112824
rorke.... isn't... on the ropes?

that's a woman putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end

rorke giving leftypol a lift to work but dropping him off 5 minutes away and making him walk so nobody sees they came together

rorke trimming armour
leftypol giving him his full runite and watching rorke log out

>>212112824
spaki spends 16 hours a day here posting about rorke

just going to quietly hide that post

>>212112824
I think cos 'Leftypol' isn't an actual name that someone would be called and it feels weird to write. I reckon we need a new name for a left-wing gay cunt

>>212112867
used to take noobs through security stronghold so they get their free 10k then lure them to wildy and kill for the money

>>212112804
had my PIP assessment call this morning actually

bowling ball up the arse

coating a screwdriver in dog shit then jamming it down my dick-hole then rubbing dog shit in my eyes

>>212112923
still a retard no doubt

if i were retired i would just smoke weed all day every day

Spainooooooooooooo

>>212112954
broooo cody man like all day erryday HAHAHAHAHAHAH that’s wild no way dude

>>212112954
planning on seeing the world when im rich and retired before the age of 50 2bh

>>212112554
matey was barred from puff-puff-pass with his coworkers when he was 19 and has now made it his life's mission to keep the most harmless drug in the western world illegal.

leftypol kicking everyone out of his house party that he was having to celebrate being the first player to get 99 construction

rorke taking advantage of being kicked out of the house while still tagged with the PvP tag to go around killing mods and stealing tens of billions in party hats

got the pantera on

letting a load of meat fester and rot in the washing up bowl then pouring a load of water scooped up from the drain outside into it and leaving it for a couple of weeks then dangling my bellend into it and drinking it and injecting some up my arse

my goal weight

>>212112923
malingering bastard

>Government is mulling over alcohol advertising clampdown as part of 10-year health plan - spelling the end of classic ads
country has gone to the fucking DOGS

>>212113022
fat bitch (not on about the fat bitch in the pic btw)

walking up to two women making out at a lesbian bar and going "erm... room for one more ladies?"

>>212113049
sent that incel freak to lumbridge lmao

>>212113043
have got to say that this country has a horrid relationship with alcohol. I enjoy a cheeky bevvie as much as the next man, but seeing 40+ year old men lying in a puddle of their own piss and sick every single saturday night on the highstreet makes me ashamed to be british.

>>212113049
defenestrated that cunt

get the bloody fucking new posted saar

>>212113094
fuck up soft cunt

>>212113075
um sex?

>>212113094
are you bent?

if you to a pub outside of london in the uk, even if it’s the weekend, it’s all boomers

>>212112987
>i want to le travel!
why? never understood this meme

>>212113118
youngpipo is all muslim innit

zoomers never been in a pub full of smoke

new
>>212113145
>>212113145

>>212113135
must be better things to see than the smelly bedroom

>>212113148
>>212113113
>>212113106
go to your local highstreet and from about 7pm onwards and you'll know exactly what I mean. it's embarrassing to see so many people so content to have no control over their faculties.

>>212113174
>>212113106

If ministers get away with aiding Israel in their genocide I'll go fukken postal Guy Fawkes style

>>212111111
I say this and look like this