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>>212112363
He's not a jihadist or whatever but he's a complete socialist progressive nutjob

>>212112502 (OP)
trash OP

>>212112576
Didn't ask plus you're literally Canadian

>>212112502 (OP)
The /cum/ girls 6mos after mobbing me at the /cum/ meetup

>>212112593
Ponderosa twins plus 1

>>212112664
I wouldn't buy eat something made by a coomer

>>212111111

I always assumed that Hamilton Beach appliances had something to do with the Hamilton Beach neighbourhood of Hamilton, Ontario, but apparently the appliance brand is named for two guys whose surnames were Hamilton and Beach respectively

>>212112737
Fag

>>212112737
Yet you eat your mom’s cooking…

Mia Khalifa isn't attractive

>>212112737
this nigga would not eat cum (skull emoji)

80% of women aren't attractive

brit more like SHIT

why does nothing ever happen
https://youtu.be/vZ_vbPVzD34?si=kuYLrP8LUyv4Fu6h

modern dating rewards traits i neither value nor embody. therefore i look like pic related

>>212112826
https://youtu.be/3w-C0-zVaW8

>>212112751

How would you have handled this situation?

https://x.com/nocapmediaa/status/1937737521548366185

>>212112960
i wouldve gently removed the skin from her face while she was still conscious

i have an office job where i scan historical documents. its pretty cool reading shit from 200 years ago

I svffer in Portland

>>212112948

mexanons have you ever met someone who was in the cartel?

>>212113076
Where do you live?

>>212113066
>flag
I’ve seen Mexicans do that in LiveLeak :)

>>212113084
im sorry to hear it

>>212113146
I'm not telling you

It's almost impossible for a chi in California to not have uncles or cousins in gangs

>>212112960
Fuck that. Dump her immediately and sue for damages

there is no cartel

>>212113169
They're bad hombres

*hits you with the 1 2 combination*

*pulls out dick & balls*
Ok what now?

>>212113276
*I kick your balls*

>>212113240
*deftly slips both punches before countering with an uppercut that leaves you a drooling vegetable that shits in a bag*

>>212113276
I start stroking the shaft while caressing your balls with my tongue

check your privilege

>>212113276
*ties a noose around your balls and then hangs you by the balls from a rotating ceiling fan*

>>212113276
go and stick them in that hole in the wall

As you get older it's less about an attractive woman and more about one who isn't financially retarded

normalfags be like oh my god my flight is delayed for the 40th time because an obese woman had a medical emergency, but i need more miles! i love the hustle and bustle of airports and collecting useless points! i love wasting my life in traffic and airports

Favorite internet whore used to post nudes free on twitter, then she decided to start an OF now she only posts clothed pics. Not only that, she deleted all the old nudes. Unbelievable.

>>212113427
Genuinely love being in (most) airports. I also love being in the hospital

business idea: chud E cheese where a chud can be a chud

Finished lindywalk right before the thunder storm

>>212113481
My dad told me he never regretted having kids until he took us to Chuck E Cheese

>>212113427
airports are chasms into hell enveloped in a miasma of filth that seeps too deep to be washed off

my parents didn't let me go on the field trip to halloween horror nights

Scrawling nigger faggot nigger on bathroom stalls is an act of proletarian resistance,
Or something

>>212113485
>lindywalk
what is

>>212113141
There's a distant cousin who is in the business but I've never met him. My brother has tho. He is a biologist who used to go to the mountain range here in Baja to do research and stuff and one day they crossed paths. My cousing pranked my brother by acting like they were going to do something untill he started laughing and told him who he was then let him go.

>>212113584
>Inspired by the Lindy Effect:
>The "Lindy Effect" suggests that the future life expectancy of something non-perishable, like an idea or a tradition, is proportional to its current age. In this context, it's applied to walking, suggesting that walking, as an ancient practice, has enduring value.
>Aimless and Spontaneous:
>A Lindy walk isn't about a specific workout goal or reaching a particular place. It's about wandering without a set plan, allowing for serendipitous discoveries and mental wanderings.
Thanks chatgpt

>>212113481
A Risk E. Rat's that burns down

is coffee good for you

>>212113626
fucking WHAT
just call it incelwalk ffs

is sex good for you

>>212113276
*puts them back in*

>>212113647
yes

>>212113685
no

>>212113647
ugg feet. 2/10 would bang but not wife

Starting to think working out every day is not a good idea my shouldy horts

The local airport is new and very nice and I noticed it right away when I touched down in YYZ and thought I was literally in India
>>212113685
Yes

my incelhairline has totally lost the plot

>>212113685
Yes. In fact, the reason why the church keeps fucking up and having sex with each other or with parish women (or doing that other far more criminal thing) is because celibacy's not good for you.

Peter Damian was already writing about how bad the clergy was at staying celibate in the 11th century.

why is there so much talk about the NYC Mayor race? it's just some city who cares

>>212112502 (OP)
Look at all those future black babies

>>212113953
You're lucky that every minor thing that happens in your nation gets made into an /int/ thread

Hahaha jews and their buttgoys having a melty over mamdani winning the NYC mayor race lmao
Yet another L for them

>>212113953
An actual unironic commie might become mayor

>>212113985
t.

this red corvette has driven past me three times. i’m being gangstalked

>>212114012
its just a city not a state

they found a new species today in myanmar. say something nice to the long-threaded catfish

>>212114009
are americans finally rising up against their oppressors?

>>212114161
Will you finger my ass?

I got a 700 on my SAT

>>212114167
quit bragging

I got a 95 on my IQ test which is close to a perfect score

?

>>212114092
Looks like shit

>>212114268
I bet you look worst

For a guy with an 89 IQ I ain't stupid. I just bought 3000 shares

Interesting because even in Germany this was Manson Lore.
Mass media must have spread this somehow.

watching destiny

>>212114294
*worse

tempted to download some naked mods, so disappointment to look all their shit and they dont get fully naked

I have this reoccurring nightmare where I am in some kind of a emergency and I need to use my phone to type for help but the autocorrect won’t let me type the right words and I end up stuck

Fuck

>>212114360
Language

I got shadow banned from all dating apps

>>212114349
Just use Siri speech to text

I'll put all ya honey in a jar
n save it as my sweet snack

Oh baby you're my sweet snack
you're my honey baby

>woman impaled by beach umbrella in new jersey
>explosions happening also
is that normal there?

>>212114035
we only drive white cars

>>212114009
He didn't win the race he won the democratic primary

I’m retarded

>>212114402
No I need a Nokia with T9 typing and physical buttons

>>212114092
i dont like it

why does Liam Neeson insist on pissing his pants all the time

>>212114477
me too

>>212114528
He’s the naked gun

>>212114528
He's an overrated actor and taken is an overrated series

>>212114268
>>212114492
>THIS CATFISH SUCKS... BECAUSE IT JUST DOES OKAY

>>212114458
The democrat candidate for NYC mayor automatically wins the election since nobody in the city votes republican

Big controversy on fishtok

>>212113485
I was literally just to make a post with this pic and then I got the notice "duplicate file already exists"

Polaroid app on my iPhone
Taking pictures on London fields
Up on the blog so everyone knows
We’re having new age fun
With a VINTAGE FEEL!

no, I’m not a gay fish

>>212114695
That says a lot about you

>orange guy is ending "asylum" claims effective immediate for over a million people making them subject to removal
but we dont want them here. i dont want them back here.

He won

>>212114673
upfished this post and i even submerged to your channel for future uploads

>>212114736
can't believe out of the 3 of them stav is the most successful

>>212114736
whos the washed up bum on the right

I caught this fish the other day. I ate him ha ha

I am a gnome who lives beneath a mushroom

What if you went to get a haircut but you didn't wear any underwear

so you were just sitting in the barber chair with no undies lol

>>212114821
a life cut short and you're chuckling about it

>>212114861
Hi Mr Gnome

All these rightoids pretending it's about 9/11, the great replacement and communist takeover of NYC (laughable).

But it's not. It's that they ran a Corbyn style smear campaign accusing Mamdani of being an anti-Semite and this actually ended up helping the new Mayor because everyone is sick of Jews. Now they seethe.

>>212114821
how did it taste?

>>212114821
Is that a sardine

>>212114862
I’m not wearing any underwear wear as of now

You guys bring a new shit celeb podcaster tiktok youtuber every week. It's impossible to keep up the dick sucking.

>>212114821
wheres your fishing license?

>>212114945
???

>>212114939
pics?

>>212114945
>>>/pol/508718863

>>212115000
???

the political compass test said im a libtard

>>212115040
And the eye test says you're a faggot

>>212115071
why are your eyes so good at finding faggots?

>>212115090
Because I hang out here

Game warden rides around the river watching for people fishing illegally

>>212114952
I’m not driving him

>>212114990
my belly is too big and my hands too short for me to take a pic of my dick

>>212114900
Pretty good. They're can be pretty gamey but this one wasn't
>>212114929
It's a florida bass

>>212114695
Based Best Emma poster

>>212114014
Much rather see titties than jesus desu

>>212115130
good, that's what my taxes are for.

>>212115130
protect and serve

Bought some baked BBQ lays. Almost finished the bag. Going to have a cheeky vomit soon to get rid of most of the calories.

>Rep. Jared Moskowitz rages about the "Woke Right" at House hearing on anti-Semitism.

>"I'm called a foreign asset, a foreign lobbyist [on social media]... This hearing ain't gonna fix sh*t!" he says.

>"Marjorie Taylor Greene is holding up the Antisemitism Awareness Act because she wants to say that Jews killed Jesus!"

>>212115183
So you were fishing at a bass hole?

>>212115236
What are you, a teenage girl?

Brb 20 minutes powernapping

>>212115320
https://youtu.be/rni7fM2McMI
https://youtu.be/rni7fM2McMI
https://youtu.be/rni7fM2McMI

>>212115292
No but I want to get back to crushing 18 year old ass so I need to slim down more.

>>212115246
>woke right
I want to kill James Lindsay for creating this meme

>>212115361
So work out and stop eating goyslop

>>212115378
It just means anyone who's critical of jews or israel

>>212115397
I do work out and I even jogged to the grocery store (to get energy drinks) and just grabbed some chips as a treat that I would throw up.

>>212115403
Jason will never be critical of jews or Israel, it's something I've noticed about him.

Jason and Terrone are Israeli agents

watchin destiny
good guys won again in nyc

Lifted weights. 3 sets of 20 reps doing crunches with 20 lbs. Then 4 sets of 15 reps of bicep curls with the same 20 lbs weights. It's too hot to walk or run but I try to stay fit

>>212115568
This. They're just here to stir the pot, they're controlled opposition. It's pretty obvious that both of them are too pathetic and absurd to actually exist, they're just works of fiction.

Nick Fuentes is no longer going to be considered white as of the 2030 census

>>212115684
He already considers himself Mexican

>>212115623
>See? The average opponent of Israel is a fat ugly retard and and a 30-year-old incel who lives with his mom! Don't take them seriously!
>>212115711
He's currently considered a white Hispanic man, this will no longer be the case because Hispanic is its own category

>>212115711
https://youtu.be/hr_pGLDhXPQ
https://youtu.be/hr_pGLDhXPQ
https://youtu.be/hr_pGLDhXPQ

I watch youtube videos at 4.5x speed

>>212115742
Im not fat, ugly, or retarded though

>>212115841
who's this fat fuck?

>>212115841
>fat
Lack of cheekbones and definition on your neck say otherwise
>ugly
Your photo says otherwise
>retarded
Yeah you are

RIP Abby

>>212115841
Stop humiliating yourself like this man. I know Jason is a committed MGTOW but don't you have any hope of a gf or wife?

I have a urethral stricture and am probably gonna have to get surgery on my dick. fuck

>>212115899
Did she get her tits removed?

>>212115841
You are absolutely all 3 of those things, but you're also just a fictional character.

>>212115841
You look like someone whom che told that fighting in the congo would free the workers globally and believed him

>>212115841
this dude is not white

>>212115957
what the fuck is that even? goon related injury?

>>212115899
Big monkey ears

>>212115568
"They've been fighting for so long and so hard, that they don't know what the fuck they're doing"
https://youtu.be/DQR6FzduRO8?si=ocLnpdi51EqPGrIF&t=48

>>212116053
think of them like handles to get better leverage when you're thrusting

Cucks
*Tips fedora*
Howdy ;)

>>212116095
kek I posted that clip yesterday and it REALLY upset one of the IDF agents that posts here, he got all buttmad for some reason

>>212116033
In Amerika you're only really white if you're anglo/german

This just shot out of a marble sized boil on my chest :3

Havent seen redditleaf in a while. Must be on a wholesome road trip with his family for the summer. He probably plays 3ds in the backseat

At these fertility rates all politics is rearranging deck chairs.
What's the point? This is all going to go away.

All selfies are off topic and belong on /soc/

>>212116178
i haven't posted because no one replies to me anymore

>>212115841
how can this guy get into self improoooooooovinnnngggg so he can get that blonde white german american pussy?????????????

>>212116178
redditleaf and schizojeet come out in full force when Iceland Anon is posting heavily, he really ticks them off.
>>212116217
would be a real shame if someone notified Janny about that disgusting image that was just posted too

First you find your threshold BEVELS
Breathing out your toxic LEVELS

>create a thread
>pasted a string of text and didn’t edit anything around it so the wording is fucked
Never going into that thread lmao

>>212116258
here's a (You) buddy, keep up the good fight

>>212116258
You need new gimmicks

Honey for thee but not for bee

>>212116269
i haven seen iceland in a while either. coincidence??

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>212116318
Lmao link it

>>212115957
I had one of those last year caused by scar tissue from some old injury or something. It just got inflamed one day and I couldn't piss. Finally went to the er after work thinking maybe it's stones or something. They tried 3 times to get a catheter in with no luck, caused a bunch of bleeding and everything. They finally had a urologist come in and use a special type of cath that's just a small hardened wire they jam up in there to bulldoze through he blockage, then successea sized of tubing that slides over it until they reach a point where they can't go bigger. That all was excruciating, but honestly the at home catheter after the surgery was terrible, too. Waking up every morning with wood and terrible pain in my dick was not fun

>>212116366
It's too late, anon! The caffeine will interfere with your sleep!

BOO!

came up with a nickname for myself . from now on please refer to me as "shades"

>>212116366

>>212116363
maybe he got banned, you can get banned for literally anything now

>>212116423
ill be okay

>>212116438
rude

>>212116437
Post a selfie of yourself in shades

>>212116437
Hear that everyone? Anon wants to be called "Aids"!

best be hitting the hay soon for my 2am shift

eeerrrrmm latinos are white, dude

>>212116530
do you work at a candy factory?

>>212116587
Buenos dias, dude!

>>212116594
No, but if I ate too much candy, I imagine I'd be on the 2:30 shift!

it's latinx btw, i know this is 4chan but all of us can afford to be a little more respectful

>>212116642
hahaha i don't know what that means but you have fun, hopefully it's not an acid factory! don't lose your head tonight anon (literally from a vat of acid spilling all over you)!

;)

>>212116707
2:30 = tooth hurty

>>212116730

USA = United Sucks of Ass because it sucks so much ass

>>212116794
Canada = Can'tada

women are the devil. men only do evil because of the influence of women

2am shift at the GOON factory making /cum/!

>>212116813
hello son

>>212116863
Counter point: women are meant to be led by men, so women being evil is ultimately men's fault. It's like calling kids evil for misbehaving without realizing kids are supposed to be led by adults

It's 98 out and I hate every single one of you. picrel

>>212116921
it’s more of a scorpion and the frog type situation

posted it again award

>>212116948
nice hairdo faggot

>>212116948
get a haircut commie

>>212116948
Twink alert

>>212116981
Na you're a shitty guy surrounded by also shitty women. It's a tragic cycle

i love white women so much i want one

>>212117035
actually i’m an angel and i’ve never done no wrong by anyone

>>212117075
>t.

>>212117075
Same

>>212117093
You sound stupid and arrogant and spoiled

>>212116948
Looks like one of those antifa fags that gets btfo

>>212117095
im white tho

I wish I didn't drink so much and have a beer gut my body would look so good

>>212113541
I originally swore off flying because of the airport experience. Boeing's diversity engineering only reinforced the resolution. Have not set foot on a plane in 14 years and counting.

>>212117139
well you need to get your hearing checked player because in actual fact i am not any of those things!

>>212117252
You sound insufferable
Probably the guy who makes the awful mejican sexo posts

>>212116999
I call it the Albertan.

>>212117288
never made such a post in my life. you are batting .000 i advise you to to stop the incensed personal attacks lest you make yourself look foolish in front of /cum/

I make $4300/month
Life isn't worth living when you're poor, bros

>>212117376
Incel

Seething homosexual

>unironically using the term "incel"
Grim

>>212117381
i make 1400 a month and i spend half of it on rent

grimcel

>>212117436
imagine being tall and fit but then God curses you with a goofball mug and RED HAIR

what a cruel twist of fate

>>212117436
Only incels get offended over the word incel

>incel melty
uh oh!

>>212117477
Idk he probably gets laid

>>212117477
He's roided to the gills so he'll probably die soon anyways

>>212117477
>that's fit
erm...

Incel on incel violence

Everybody strikes out nine times out of ten

>a burgerclap is trying to tell someone what is "fit" and what is not

oh boy now i've seen it all

HOTTIE HOTTIE LIKE A BAG OF TAKIS I'M THE SHIT I'M THE SHIT

how can anybody be an incel when girls like sex too?

It's funny how calling women whores or men incels are basically the same insult in a way

>>212117439
Where do you live? I live in a large Californian city....

business idea search “cobson” on linkedin and scroll until i find someone that looks like cobson then post him on /int/

Only real ones remember and posted on /dixie/

>>212117605
girls like sex with a violent drug dealing 7 foot tall rapist werewolf

Business Idea: kill the posters who don't use the Business Idea meme correctly

there's nothing wrong with being promiscuous, only virgins and incels think otherwise

>>212117714
Foid or faggot post

>>212117692
/dixie/ was like 60% foreigners

>>212117569
you made a blunder by calling that guy fit :/

>>212117692
>butthurt splinter general made by literal homosexuals and foreigners due to the butthurt at the North's superiority and their own blackness

Bitch gotta fat ass

So hot outside I want to slap everyone who has been in the ac all day

>>212117842
My AC ded two days ago

>>212117777
you don't even know what fit is you fat piggu

>>212117714
When you burn in hell will you think the same?

>>212117842
I'm still so full of energy from being inside with the AC all day, I'll just beat the shit out of you

all my niggaz nazis nigga

Canadians be like "you're not getting it, it's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business"

There's a science man who says statues in ancient times used to talk to people because human brains were wired differently

>>212117891
i'm vascular. I am strong.

>>212118148
that's so cool, i love science

Alright we're gonna do it like that
N

>>212118166
>vascular
that means youre gay at home

>>212118189
Oh my science that's so cool! Nigger faggot sneed

>>212118148
>human brains were wired differently
before the corpus callosum was sealed between the two hemispheres of the brain it is posited that it made people a long time ago much more religious and auspicious of the world

>>212118248
Say it in English, egg head

yurotards be like
actually cars and trucks are LAME and riding a BIKE like a LITTLE KID is cool

Eating a salad for dinner because I’m spiritually a woman

>>212118340
>this guy buys a salad from a goyslop emporium instead of just buying some lettuce/tomato/dressing/etc. and making a bunch for himself

holy shit you burgers are something else

>>212118283
i said enough

>>212118366
You're just mad because Canada won't get a Chick Fil A because they're homophobic against jasonkin

>>212118340
Nigga paying $4 for a quarter cup of kale

>>212118340
I think you're spiritually a rabbit

FUCK THIS GAY NIGGER BITCH ASS FAGGOT RETARD LIFE FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For me, it's going to trader joes and getting dirty looks from uppity white women if I so much as occupy the same aisle as them

F1.

>>212118482
watch your mouth there are ladies here

>>212118482
My life is pretty good

>>212118515
<3 thank you

>>212118495
>uppity white women
its because you are brown

>>212118495
How bad do you smell and when was the last time you shaved and had a haircut

Euros are proud of looking like this. They think it's some indicator of the superiority of their societal design

>>212118534
I'm the good brown, not the bad brown. Just like how uppity white women are the bad white
>>212118538
I don't smell, and I groom regularly

Trader Joe's is millennial garbage. It's just premade frozen shit and why are their aisles slanted?

Daddy orange man

>>212118515
THEY SHOULD JUST SMILE AND BLOW ME
>>212118516
congrats

>>212118554
When?

>>212118570
>the good brown
So you're a secular Persian?

remember to do your part to kill this Jewish ran website

>>212118575
Mamala Harris

>>212118554
If everyone was forced to ride a bike it would actually be better

>>212118590
No I'm a Christian chi who votes Republican

>>212118635

>>212118635
Ok now this is epic

>>212118554
there's nothing wrong with being a full grown man riding a bicycle

Cyclist lanes were a mistake
It's basically like making a cuckold section on dating apps

'ate bikes
'ate cars
'ate consumerism
return to a communal lifestyle where everything is within walking distance
simple as

>>212118761
what about a scooter?

>>212118797
Walkable cities would still be consumerist, but only rich people would be able to comfortably consume

threadcuck is baking i assume

>>212118839
Yeah my bitch slave thread cuck just emptied my balls, now xhe's going to make the thread any moment now

>>212118600

>>212118825
If we have mandatory self-selecting depopulation it would be fine, go back to an agrarian lifestyle, when ai gets good enough we will do this (not chatgpt ai but like actual scifi ai super computer ran by a dyson sphere) it will manage meds and shit and we will work the fields until we get a bit sweaty then our robot slaves will do it for us, the future is for leisure

new
>>212118890
>>212118890
>>212118890

>>212118788
u fat

>>212118820
nothing wrong with that either, let out your inner child