Thread 212113145

MENA gf edition

rorke on the hunt for something

>>212113145 (OP)
Who's this lady

bring back smoking in pubs

for me it's half algerian qveens

up all night wanking again

>>212113208
The protogf
https://www.instagram.com/nassarromy/

>>212113213
>>212113224

alri cmon now gentlemen look alive now let's go

absolutely shan't

>have got to say that this country has a horrid relationship with alcohol. I enjoy a cheeky bevvie as much as the next man, but seeing 40+ year old men lying in a puddle of their own piss and sick every single saturday night on the highstreet makes me ashamed to be british.

Fanny

My university gf just posted "1 year no alcohol" on her IG story

>>212113249
bruh im txting the watsimicallit here

>>212113251
british culture?

>>212113261
Rorke's creps

we need to make it worse, get everyone in england addicted to gin again

>>212113261
Wahey pissy pants Bootlegger

Posting it again

If ministers get away with aiding Israel in their genocide I'll go fukken postal Guy Fawkes style

>>212113248
thx :)

W eats

>>212113343
reported to the highest authority.

Completed Kingdom Hearts on normal difficulty. The last Ansem fight was hard. As was the Riku-Ansem fight and the Ursula fights in Atlantica.

Was a good game. Took me a bit to get into it but the combat system is fun. I even sealed the keyhole at Olympus Coliseum.

I might start Chain of Memories tonight

sucking a 'fe, got the gentle giant on, poo

>>212113352
proper hot ham and cheese

Just witnessed someone announce a report

>>212113361
havent seen you much lately. Hope you're good pookie x

>>212113352
get the warsestershyer sauce on it, pronto

just witnessed the fitness

>>212113361
*pinches your bottom*

woman: omg rorke youre so emotionally unintelligent
rorke: bruh

>>212113361
sybau

just done a scream wank

mandatory government rape for "men" 5'7 and under

>>212113212
Whomst

>>212113425
*Shags your arse bloody with my massive cock*

>>212113451
im 5'6 come at me

imperialist countries support settler colonialism in palestine. not surprising is it. you thought things had changed because of all the black people on tv? kek

>>212113451
t. 5'8 GOD

rorke on a gay little quest while leftypol watches on from the shadows

Is it true Mousey is back?

>>212113394
I'm alright. Got a lot of hours at toil this week unfortunately.

>>212113442
What does this even mean?

For once I understand the hype. What a beautiful piece of work.

>>212113465
*rapes you to smithereens*

>>212113466
I thought they might draw the line and murdering babies yeah

>>212113466
Shut it spaedo

rorke on the gear at his mums funeral

mandatory sissification for all australian """men"""

>>212113454
Isabelle Adjani

so yeah rorke was like 'bruh'

>>212113505
what gave you that idea?

>>212113524
um >.<

>>212113535
Old

On the topic of MILFs. I nominate Selma Hayek as MILF of the century

THE BAD BOY THE BAD BOY LIMP

>>212113582
unc, she is irrelevant now

digging for earthworms in my foreskin

What the fuck is wrong with this freak

>>212113145 (OP)
>i have a comically ugly side profile
>this must mean i am le heckin sovl ancient phenotype and not just ugly
do bitches really

yeh yeh.. tek dat tek dat..

What happens when we run out of migrants to accept and the tfr is still under 2.0 for every ethnicity large enough to sustain our countries

need a smelly gf

>>212113704
this is the fucking post

doing a backflip into an active volcano

>>212113714
SYBAU

I have 113 Pokemon candies now ^o^

need a gf that smells of roses and petals

Theres a thick cottage cheese like substance under my foreskin

>>212113696
>when we run out of migrants to accept
wat

>>212113753
don't know what that is x

>>212113582
Yea she's bogged now but used to be peng

>>212113753
you better close that lil mouth before i FUCK it

>>212113770
gross!

>>212113784
Grim

>>212113248
>>212113208
>>212113350

>>212113770
could be cottage cheese

>>212113784
nips

>>212113791
um...

>>212113771
Seems you’ve fallen for the /pol/paganda that there is ‘unlimited immigration’

>>212113770
why are foreskin havers so gross

Leftypol watching this every night before bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3tzfcWZ6wc

>>212113827
fUCK
oFF
yANK

alien immigration NOW

>>212113807
God I wish I were a hot woman I know I was meant to be born as one why couldn’t I have been

Drinking dark ale that has whisky in it. It is good

>>212113535
>>212113454
>>212113212
here she is in possession

>>212113807
who is this braphogess tell me NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>212113827
not defending wasters that dont clean their dick but yeah you're a paki lmao

>>212113807
Gis us a source la

>>212113842
actually i was snipped due to bad phimo when i were 13

>>212113817
there is just wage more war

I hate women so much it's unreal

>>212113807
skinny malnourished small boat cronem relief unit

>>212113856
This was the most confused and terrified boner of my entire life when I was 16

>>212113856
cor spaff

>>212113770
what does it smell like?

no-one:
4chan users: i hAvE pHiMo

>>212113872
>>212113858
i dont know i got this off a thread yesterday, that other anon posted a still and i happened to have the webm

the single greatest character in the history of american fiction? the elites wont like me telling you this but it's Homer Simpson

>>212113893
very cool picture, can I save it?

>>212113907
i think its a pre-indicator of incellitude

Ok I will buy it!!

>>212113910
>>212113858
Found it
https://www.instagram.com/bufalika/

>>212113817
plenty of subsaharan shitholes with high fertility rates and people wanting to move for the rest of the century, no end in sight

>>212113881
Hold up… going to have my team look into this…

rorke listening to the gta4 theme while he does action poses in his filthy mirror

>>212113955
*daps you up*

>>212113854
Love this image, wish I knew where it was, seen it years ago

Rorke creating different walk-ons to each of his favourite WWE theme songs

think the muslim girls (the paler ones) look cute in their headscarves and modest clothes

david bowie says meme school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJdA7dwx6-4

>>212113962
Nordies are retards that cripple and explode eachother over religion why would browns go there instead of southern ireland or britain proper?

>>212114051
the crepes

>>212114051
LOL the shoes

>>212114051
Gravy's good tonight

>>212114051
council estate povvognese

Evening snackage. Shouldn't have stopped at pub for two beers and to see the boys, I just end up eating shit.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUELLED EXPLORATION.

>>212114051
does look good that needs some cheese grated on it

haven't stuffed any shitty food into my fat mouth today x

>>212114028
sctreawing

>>212114113
Blog tf on

>>212114116
scrim

>>212114135
there's still time

mark my words im going to hunt down every last one of you and kiss you on the lips

32 crab sticks lad fucking hell

WHY arent we funding this?

>>212114204
Me first

>>212114204
x

remembering that lad who ate a load of edibles and then had crab sticks as his high snack
fucking abysmal

I WALKED BOB DYLAN UP ON STAGE, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT

screaming and shitting through all the letterboxes on my road

>>212114265
i HATE crab sticks
dont even ask me why

should NOT have had the big coffee

wailing and crying and wanking

There's no crab in crab sticks. It's a lie.

we're seeing levels of lush not predicted for many years

>>212114265
>crab sticks

like actual crab meat or are they artificial? Are they fried?

i think my balls shrank

i get a crab stick after shagging your mum

they're FISH STICKS

>>212114344
theyre made out of white fish paste and theyre fucking grim

>>212113854
>>212114010
Wandsworth Roundabout, can't share the link because it is highlighted as spam

would you lads still eat a buttered grangle if you dropped it on the floor for less than 3 seconds?

3 days remain...

>>212114388
r9k faggot shit

>>212114388
its a bit claustrobic that pub

>>212113784
wtf she used to be so pretty

stomach been doing backflips all day

Have a trim. A Rubicon. FFC chicken shop. Link with the geldem. Allow the internet. Cotch early. Beef more. Stop gassing. A blem. A peng ting. Fresh garms. A chirps. The ends looked. The muscles hench. The bars flowing. The feds shook. A bossman, safe. A mandem enjoyed. A par given. A German whip gained.

>>212114265
Yeah that's me hahaha

I had pizza too

>>212114518
kek

drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH

fucking hell lads I tore a tyre on a motorway pothole today while overtaking, nearly lost control of the car at 70mph

barely made it to an emergency area and successfully changed it for the spare

can't stop poo screaming

>>212114537
what were you thinking? did you deliberately get crab sticks knowing you'd be stoned?

just saw this on my timeline

>>212114566
broken britain

>too hot to sleep
>too bright to sleep
>too loud to sleep because everyone is outside
summer is so shite

>>212114566
no you didn't be quiet

>>212114518
this

>>212114537
brown hands

they're laughing at us in the window thread

>>212114588
alri sleepmong

>>212114578
I just like crab sticks sometimes lad ha

roke

>>212114537
hate that all the boxes are open like that
the 'za is getting 'ld

Smokey Bubblin' B

>>212114603
yes I did and nearly shat myself in the process

lucky the bay was close

Explain this, atheists

>>212114639
Lasted about five minutes tops lads.

Love when you meet all your mates and you can't remember a single conversation. Like you don't talk about missuses or kids or whatever, you just chat pure shite to each other.

Delightfully pleasant amounts of gold shining through my window right now and kissing the walls in front of me, gently broken by the branches of the large chesnut trees outside. A beautiful way for the sun to bid farewell for the day as it descends lower to rest and I enjoy /brit/ evenings.

>>212114588
>too loud to sleep because everyone is outside
live on the high street do you?

Hahahahahaha jews having a melty over mamdani winning the NYC mayor race
Yet ANOTHER L for them lmao

>>212114700
kek

back from my uni graduation lads, MSc diploma in hand but still unemployed

rorke's megamelty of the week in progress

>>212114700
take it to cum

>>212114113
How many reps and sets you all do on bench then? Im 5x5 but feel like it's not good

>>212114113
are you going to eat all that tonight you fat cunt?

i’ve had one sausage roll for breakfast, a noodle salad and a tin of sardines for lunch, and two lidl burgers for dinner. One cup of black coffee to boot.

Probably less calories than you, you fat fucking bastard. What a disgrace you are. No self control.

master of incel sciences

The so called gods chosen people...

When I was a teenager I cam home after smoking grass and ate a whole cucumber out the fridge.

Cut it lengthways and seasoned with salt.

Refreshing.

raping my arse with a blokes arse

rorke eating noodle salad

>>212114774
a whole cucumber? that's mental

just seen some posts which COULD be considered low qualit and / or off topic

is Bernie sanders a good guy?

>>212114774
I once got high and shoved a whole cucumber up my arse

hahahaha seriously. Like I was playing around a bit and just figured why not, and the whole thing went up there.

>>212114830
don’t know

me on the right

>>212114839
Did you cum?

>>212114830
Yea

confident that I am the fattest man itt

>>212114863
Wowzers

Wearing button up shirts every day with my next jeans because if I respect myself, then people will respect me

>>212114830
>is the jewish social democrat our guy?
no. he’s the same as the rest of them. he just wins over the disaffected american youth by being le cool anti establishment old man. Seems a nice bloke but otherwise no.

Also fuck off you yank brained spastic.

>>212114863
bodacious women are so different to thin and skinny ones
in their personalities too
you feel me ?

remembering the time i had a profile on vampirefreaks.com

>>212114830
he made kfc so gotta be

>>212114866
I've been trying to cum from just my arse but never had any luck, like I leak loads of cum but I finish off by hand.

Should give it like two weeks break from wanking before I try really

I only do this like once every couple of months

>>212114863
her name?
not had a wank in like 4 days and been living healthy so this got me genuinely aroused

umcord suppression

>>212114863
bet her farts reek

>>212114388
looks cozy

Lifting to viva la vida

>>212114886
WRONG

washing machine onamadone going eeeeehhhhh raaaaah bum bum bum bum bum oooooo

ummyton

>>212114700
who gives a shit

>>212114925
Right.

>>212114932
stefania ferrario
>>212114941
she's vegan they probably smell like sprouts or something

>>212114925
its nice to have a project

wanking up my arse

>>212114893
I’m yankbrained but you know more about him then me? Okay bud

if a war breaks out with the uk in it i'm just messaging my ex gf and saying to her fuck it you wanna make a little nuclear baby and just hole the fuck up somewhere rural

>>212114984
Damn I didn't think to possible to be veluptuous like this eating plants alone

4chan is more reddit than reddit these days it's a disgrace

got the polyester on

BADA BADOOP
BOODOOP BA DOOP

>>212115050
>BADA BADOOP
>BOODOOP BA DOOP

>>212115050
shoes in the tumble dryer

>>212115038
shes actually just a fat pig

>>212115039
ngga u soy asf

>>212115073
Inbetweeners. Funny

>>212115073
scinrigjaiu

>>212114700
>google this
>turns out he actually only one the dem.primary
Spreading misinformation are we

>>212115031
He’s a common figure in the English speaking internet. I’m just listing what i’ve picked up over the years. You’re asking if he’s “ourguy”, which implies you care about yank politics more than I do and think that he’s the best for us, when we are both lower middle class white British men in our 20s

Jon Bernthal thinks he’s the punisher in real life

mad how the higher the temperature is, the faster bacteria moves
not like me, need a nap if it goes above 20 degree me aha

gonna get on the dark souls 3 toil

>>212115116
The democrats automatically win the NYC mayor race because nobody there votes republican

>>212115126
haha same mate x
love tango ice blasts and chineses too x
and going to ibiza and watching love island

>>212115118
I asked if he was a good guy you fucking mong learn to read

fuck it we gang

>>212115158
um yeah haha my mistake x

>>212115132
Maybe the Israel lobby will pull one out the hat and convince New Yorkers to vote red

>>212115179
cute um poster ~

soft launching the proverbial

>>212115158
Unironically I'd rather Bernie won than a Joe Biden, Kamala etc. At the very least he seems like he gives a genuine fuck, and it's all going shit anyway. Might as well have the one person who is doing it with the real intention of helping people.

got the dvorak on

>>212115131
hope you beat the final boss, sex with a woman
shame they always parry your advances eh

>>212115193
alone in the world like a little catdog

do you all think that your tranny (sacked tranny) could beat /cum/'s tranny (spinster) in a fight?

>>212115158
ehhh no you didn’t mate
this is not my fault

I miss my boy so much. I'd crack open a pack of pork scratchings and he'd love gnawing on them for ages. The sweetest little soul. ;_;

>>212115234
Sent that cunt back to tutorial island

Mad how the world and the UK would have been better off if Jeremy Corbyn was become PM

bedtime wanktoil sorted

>>>/s/22183923
>>>/s/22183923

>>212115234
not a virgin mate x

Flicking through the posters at HMV whilst waiting for a turn on the Demo Dreamcast.

deanovision
deanodeanovision

seen a paki pigeon today lads

>>212115257
Thanks lad x

>>212115251
or if we'd just put aside the rhetoric

>>212115257
HATE indian women

>>212115278
mmm metropolis street racer

sir paki pigeons

>>212115269
oh right
wondered what your dads in prison for

>>212115285
ah, the 'kidgeon, as it were

>>212115187
Cant be done
The only ones who will are jews and that isnt enough to win the election

listening to rubber soul

lennon really did mog macca on this one i have to say

>>212115309
SCREAM HE'S DONE

um just been done, send help

pidgeberg on a mad one

>>212115333
lennon was always the more talented one, macca just had an ear for melody

LOVE ohp

Playing Squad

>>212115309
well that's that cunt done

>wearable data collection device
so a phone?

pack it up pack it in

friday tomorrow lads, get in

Playing Time Crisis 2 at London Trocadero before my mates birthday party at Planet Hollywood

>>212115395
bank holiday on monday too. it lush

right that's a woman putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end

beatles really loved panning the instruments hard to one side

I would go to North Korea if it means escaping the French and Spanish

>>212115414
that was the record producer not them

>>212115408
sega world, now that was kino

cant believe that was just posted, very lucky if youre a filterchad because that was awful, fucking disgusting

The pogrom is the ultimate expression of justice where the gentile masses rise up and get revenge on their jewish oppressors and exploiters.

>>212115454
Was it a foreign flag who posted it

>>212115454
b8

Grim how dating for normal people has been ruined cause every woman has a hand sized magic rectangle on them 24/7 which shows them a virtual meat racket of thousands of available men within a 30 mile radius and she can literally pick and choose anyone she wants from these thousands of options raising her standards massively and convincing her the dream man is just around the corner. You as a fella must bite the bullet and create one of these gay little profiles with curated pictures of you doing interesting things or out with friends to seem interesting. You need to curate a little bio with a witty caption line and know how to grab her attention and keep it within the first few texts. That’s if you match. You might not even like each other in real life.

Dystopian, even. Imagine explaining this to someone from just 1980.

>>212115416
French and Spanish? Both lovely countries you spack

>>212115496
done you up like a kipper mate
like a fucking kiper

>>212115440
zoomer mong shitheads truly missed out on that

>>212115278
>>212115304
>>212115408
>>212115440
We never knew how good we had it

>>212115440
Genuinely thought I was going to fall off the escalator on the way up

>>212115524
we dont miss your 240p mario games unc

inventing the time machine to go back and see what the Spinosaurus really looked like

>>212115524
>heh, were you a literal infant or not even born when my favourite technology came out? you’re a GAY CRINGE MONG and it’s YOUR FAULT and I HATE YOU!!
why are millennials like this? you’re not instantly more valuable for remembering briefly a world where the twin towers still existed.

>>212115507
yh..

>>212115543
>>212115564
rattled zoomer retards LOL

>>212115570
:3

feelin a bit better today lads x

>>212115507
Most women aren't even on the apps
I'm seeing this girl i met at a music event

>>212115564
it's just a feeling of disconnect or lack of shared experience

Who else is a Sleep Token chad

New, shagger's only, virgin freaks stay out
>>212115578
>>212115578
>>212115578

lads whats that website called? Tattle or something?

>>212115612
no one in the world has heard of this band til you started spamming them

>>212115543
>>212115564
You sussin cuh :skull

>>212115581
do you get pleasure out of this? bragging about being 30 and remembering the early 2000s even tho you were a literal young kid then? are you being unironic in this or are you having a laugh?