Thread 212115578

shagger's guild edition

>>212115612
nah, they look gay

Who else is a Sleep Token chad?

>>212115635
Teenage girl band, unironically

>>212115654
nah, they look gay

mental how there can be a banner image of a character from the cartoon "my little pony friendship is magic" right above the posts but if i were to save it and repost it i would be banned

>>212115578 (OP)
yet to get this
i'm only level (age) 35 though so plenty of time

cheeky arse wank on the cards

ADA WONG SEX ARSE!!

>>212115695
yep, that's an ugly bloke

>>212115695
wonder what this fella will look like when he's older

>>212115654
based

>>212115695
oh my science is that le trigger discipline???

sex with Yuffie

>>212115728
corr milf finnster

>20250616_000013.jpg
>20250522_225015.jpg
holy samefag

fucking hell really triggered that gimp just by saying he missed out on a fun place that used to exist in London

in bed farting

>>212115738
killed this lad and his fat mate in elden ring

if brit was around in victorian times wed all be lovable street urchins

>>212115786
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/210913063/#210917856

got the modern guilt on

chinese fuckmachine

>>212115695
Whenever i see this guys videos on porn sites it makes me realise how zoomers are fags.

I made my first thread on /fit/ asking for advice and they deleted it within like 2 minutes :(

I’ve been used more times than a dildo in a women’s prison.

>>212115826
Fingers crossed you’d die of tuberculosis

>>212115654
>>212115738
personally find them kind of interesting. Some shitty lyrics but they've come from nowhere instead of being the usual nepo babies

backed up and in dire need of a wank but catberg is having a nap in close proximity so I unable to

>>212115892
You do not 'need' to wank.

>>212115848
What's that?

been so hot had my windows and doors wide open for weeks

now my roommates think I'm sociable and some have even walked in to hang out

this is maddening

just listened to one of those sleep token songs and wtf is this
gay pop mixed with deathcore/melodeath/djent? it just doesn't work

>>212115878
Sad samefag gimmick, just saw you do the same in the archive

>>212115860
Fun fact: Women prisons have to have pre chopped vegetables

My alma mater is now 76th in the global uni rankings

yeh yeh tek dat tek dat

>>212115654
never heard of them

morrissey mentioned

Wireless soon
Drake back in the UK
Kendrick SZA soon too
GONNA BE A HOT SUMMER

Sleep Token? More like Bullied at School Poofter Music Token, eh?!!!

I have no idea, I’ve never listened to them

Need to start dressing better but wearing shirts feels so wrong

any album recs lads?

Sunday is going to be fucking unbearable lads
Just a gentle warning x

Went to see Pendulum it was class in the pit

>>212115935
never heard of them

>A significant number of Labour MPs are threatening to vote against the government's working-age welfare reform plan when it comes before the House of Commons next week.

>The reforms are designed to reduce the overall working-age welfare bill by about £5bn, external a year by the end of the decade.

mad how controversial it is to try and reduce benefits by a mere £5bn

nobody screams "AAAIIEEE!!!!" anymore

>>212115987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUdovlV3gIA

>>212115972
seen him put a dildo up his bum

>>212115987
escapology - Robbie Williams

>>212115993
only gonna be 27 where i live :-)

Any bloke doing an impression of women just sounds gay. Because that’s literally what gay voice is.

>>212116018
dont like bands with reddit tryhard names
oh the cumfucker skullsex ernst rommel crew made a song did they
oh ok

Just had a shower lads, letting you all know that I washed my bollocks, arse, chest and armpit hair with shampoo. And washed my head hair with shower gel.

>>212116010
nothing will happen
every time the papers have hyped a rebellion it passes with ease anyway

so are you lads actually virgin incel losers or is it just a meme..?

>>212115987
Please listen to "The Loveliest Time" the latest studio album from Carly Rae Jepsen

>>212116008
don’t care whisker

>>212116063
haha what no yeah ha x

>>212116010
Get the costs socialised
Get the profits privatised
Get the billionaires wanked

>>212116058
>head hair
No need to brag faggot

>>212116063
ive never had sex EVER believe it or not

>>212116058
g'day mate

there's a maths thread on /b/

>>212116092
There's not much of it. I'm like Vegeta

>>212116063
That’s britfeel, we’re shaggers here. A bunch of silly billys but shaggers none the less

got the if i could do it again i'd do it all over you on

>>212116055
You'd miss out on a lot of music if you did this

>>212116068
Carlybender you’re such a sad little man

https://change.nhs.uk/en-GB/ideas/import-600-quadrillion-bomalians
https://change.nhs.uk/en-GB/ideas/import-600-quadrillion-bomalians
https://change.nhs.uk/en-GB/ideas/import-600-quadrillion-bomalians


new

they deleted the breast reduction thread on /fit/

>>212116110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ir-zFC9nFE&list=RD8Ir-zFC9nFE

https://x.com/HumzaYousaf/status/1915674818424234382
SCREAMING HE'S BEEN DONE

>>212116040
my area in Kent

how about importing mexicans so we can have some actual burritos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OllYpRUFf4
Get the sitar learned
Get the Indian milves shagged
Get the lassi drank

>>212116136
:)

where my top shaggers at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozv4q2ov3Mk

get the parasitic biomass euthanised

>>212116177
Shagging, I’d imagine

>>212116162
lot of central/south americans around london now, NOT a fan

Weird how Malaysia was an important part of the British Empire and has a large population but we have hardly any Malaysian immigrants.

>>212116063
36 and never done sex or even been on a date

>>212116162
also you can have sex with them

>>212116162
Pop a bit fairy liquid in your next barburrito and it will taste authentic

Off to bed

>>212116204
mmhmm she got her shi chopped before marrying timmy x

I don't think Muslims are aware Islam isn't that old

>>212116209
really

>>212116204
not ri

>>212116230
night mate

>>212116153
arguing about which cultures invented something like algebra is very brainlet

>>212116207
I went to school with one and a lass from Singapore.

>>212116202
it's horrid
I had no idea how butt ugly these people actually are now I understand those goblino memes
they're not sending their best

how would we rate the women in blurred lines?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU&list=RD
for me the brown haired one is almost about as good looking as people get

>>212116141
>/fit/

MAD and mental what caffeine does for me

>>212116247
did you shag em

https://youtu.be/OcVFFpaVfck

Got the new Purity Ring on

>>212116207
Referred to one hapa in high school as Asian and one girl shouted at me "SHES MALAYSIAN"

Eat Out to Help Out was 5 years ago

>>212116284
what does it do

>>212116153
IMAGEBOARD

NOT

LINKBOARD

just remembered that time muslims blew up hundreds of little girls in manchester and the english response was to sing a song that said "dont be angry at muslims for blowing up hundreds of little girls"

mental

>>212116153
what exactly is his goal there

are we going to go, oh wow they invented coffee?? maybe rape gangs are alright after all....

>>212116275
give it a while and they'll start their gang war shit

>>212116299
kino video love the little alien fella

>>212116207
I went to a Malaysian friend's wedding she was loaded and the guy she married was loaded. Government officials were there. They don't need to live here they come here just for uni and go back.

>>212116309
I lost respect for Noel Gallagher for praising it
thought he'd be a propah brexit bastard
he's just the same as the rest of them though

>>212116240
if you want, it's your choice

>>212116153
thought this man was a scottish nationalist

>>212116247
>>212116300
Was she hot?

>>212116304
tucks me up tight and wanks me off

>>212116309
Impressive that this is what you deduced from a Libyan who was known to have fought in their civil war being given free reign despite being on MI5's list.

>>212116141
spot reduction is a myth. you cant target fat in specific areas to remove it. they were right to delete the thread. misinformation shouldnt be allowed on /fit/.

>>212116301
a genuinely insane scheme

>>212116301
never ate so much pussy in my life back then. The missus really took advantage of it (not that I'm complaining). Would kill for another eat out to help out campaign. Seriously just gorilla glue my missus pussy to my face.

spacenman i always wanted you to go into space man

>>212116365
that's not what "deduced" means, you illiterate orangatan.

>>212116380
Queer

>>212116301
>>212116371

>Won't someone PLEASE think of the big businesses for once

>>212116335
I also think the ones who do emigrate for financial reasons just go to Singapore because its closer.

But still kinda weird how few of em we have

>>212116371
I remember going to McDonalds whilst it was on thinking I could get a cheeky takeaway and the girl unironically says to me I have to stay if I want the discount

DURING a pandemic
amazing

dont look back in anger rorke

*sifts through years of social media posts looking for anything remotely controversial*

reading about arabia before islam

>>212116331
I want to take Megan James for a Wetherspoons tea

>>212116365
I dont think the guy who did the bombing was an actual fighter(i know theres a picture of him holding a machine gun) but his Dad was an important commander and MI6 asset

>>212116371
Utterly hilarious
I reckon it worked quite well though

be careful what you like on X

>>212116443
which book

How much Reddit karma do you have

>>212116358
She was cute and bookish. She took after her mum, not her Timmy dad and now runs an Edinburgh tour youtube channel or something.

>>212116395
>arrive at (a fact or a conclusion) by reasoning; draw as a logical conclusion.

>>212116153
mental how he says "you're welcome"
he didn't do any of this
he is taking credit for the achievements of arabs from a thousand years ago, not pakistanis or anyone he is even vaguely related to
also doesn't very well sell him being a scottish nationalist

putting my little incel tunes on

>>212116484
yhe binble

New bat viruses detected in China raise 'urgent concerns' for scientists

>>212116395
>orangatan
Did you know all apes are monkeys but not all monkeys are apes

>>212116357
Yes. A Muslim Scottish nationalist. Problem Rorke?

>>212116480
swiss national woman’s team (of which that girl is a member) lost 7-1 to an under 15 team the other day haha

>>212116466
She seems a bit mental and really weird. I know for a fact it would never work out. And yet, I want to shag her.

>>BREAKING: Shell is in early talks to acquire BP, per the WSJ.


well that fucks my industry

britain cries out for proper burritos

>>212116493
never used rebbit, you?

>>212116493
32,000
Had a comment on r/antiwork really pop off once

>>212116153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CC5N1_bZsQ

>>212116153
leftypol absolutely hates that fact checker lol

Reckon I've had athletes foot for the best part of 15 years

>>212116501
>now runs an Edinburgh tour youtube channel or something.
Absolute blagger you know you online stalk her

'aving a cry

>>212116504
thanks for confirming that you used the word "deduced" wrong you fucking chimp

>>212116526
used to work for Shell I did

>>212116537
"Work? Shit innit"

>>212116518
not exactly very scottish to use the pronoun we when talking about arabs from the middle ages, is it?

>>212116531
how different could it be it’s just some beans and tomatoes and cheese and flat bread

>>212116545
got ingrown toenail me, need to yank the cunt out but it's a bit tender

I just love eating pussy I prefer it to sex

>>212116526
Think of the shareholders

>>212116517
im following the conversation and would like to know where chimps fall into this as well please

>>212116207
because that region didn't become an unstable shithole the minute we left. it's the same reason why the UK doesn't have many Canadian, US, Australian, South African, New Zealand (or until recently) Honk Kong immigrants. Because their countries were actually halfway functional.

>>212116552
I could hand my devices in to crimestoppers and they'd never find a shred of evidence to back up this claim.

>>212116583
prefer not to say

Facesitting is illegal in the UK

>>212116583
all apes are monkeys
he just said that you half-wit

>>212116560
>used to work for Shell
Working at a Shell garage doesnt exactly qualify as "working for Shell"

>>212116611
Yes it does

>>212116525
They cancelled their whole European tour in like 2022 because of COVID and still perform with masks and ask the audience does too

I have a theory that the guy Corin is trooning out too, basing his looks around Megan

>>212116601
but what about chimps
are they apes are they monkeys or are they something completely different

>>212116611
quite literally does though

peak shagging hours
not many shaggers in

>>212116631
last had sex in 2007

>>212116601
are humans monkeys?

>>212116596
Per capita we definitely have more of those other nations mentioned than Malaysians

>>212116623
Looks like the girl from James May's bunker.

>>212116668
you're such a grotty little nonce lad

>>212116648
yeh sort of

Pokémon Go Fest this weekend

>>212116631
They're off shagging

>>212116645
That's quite the dry spell

>>212116597
How did you know then?

Just uploaded a Tiktok video havent I? yeah

>>212116703
really reckon youre not qualified to answer these questions

>>212116695
don't give him attention or else he'll just start posting tranny porn

>>212116622
>>212116630
Pump 4 and a pack of Marlboro lights please m8

>>212116720
>They're off shagging
well done mate
you've summarised my post
must have done quite well on reading comprehension back at primary school

alright it's getting dark now so time for the incelwalk

>>212116726
anyone can be qualified after a bit of reading on the subject

>>212116153
Bit bonkers how the Scottish willingly put an Islamist in charge of the country for a bit. Not just a Muslim, but a literal Islamist. They even preferred her over Christian Woman who's only apparent fault was that she was a Christian.

>>212116645
How long did it take for the other guy to come?

>>212116721
It was shared on Facebook and was in local news. I don't know if it's a tour thing, and heard about it pre-covid.
Get a job at the Odeon since you're so good at projecting.

Don't be afraid to catch feels (ha)
(Don't be afraid to catch these feels)
Ride drop top and chase thrills (yeah)
(Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
I know you ain't afraid to pop pills (I know)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
(Woah, woah, woah)
Feels with me
Don't be afraid to catch feels (no, no)
Don't be afraid, baby
Don't be afraid
Ride drop top and chase thrills (woah, okay)
I know you ain't afraid to pop pills
I know, I know, I know
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Feels with me

>>212116695
love you too xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZTvSaHbIsg
>you're my brother

>>212116772
Lol he was never elected by the Scottish people, which is actually worse.

>>212116772
literal islamist is he?

>>212116068
she finna turn 40?

>>212116753
Yeah my reading is alright

>An asylum seeker from Tajikistan has been allowed to stay in the UK because he would have had to shave his beard off if he was deported.
The uk WANTS you replaced.

>>212116759
Some music for your travels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea2WoUtbzuw

>>212116844
in november yes x
ariana grande turns 32 tomorrow xx

Well?

>>212116783

https://www.oxfordonlineenglish.com/english-level-test/reading
post scores lads
>>212116856

>>212116864
love our moon, there was a model moon on sale in john lewis for children and I thought I'd do a sneaky buy and get it for myself hehe. didn't in the end though

>>212116887
Seething after the Great Game.

>>212116862
seriously don’t care, he probably cooks some really nice food!

>>212116759
>incelwalk
I prefer the term Flâneur

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fl%C3%A2neur

>>212116555
:'(

>>212116922
thanks for the reminder that i forgot to re-apply all my filters lol cheers spaki

>>212116887
what are you basing this on?

>>212116901
>didn't in the end though
:(

>>212116645
i wasnt born in 2007

>>212116862
screaming. its like the government are actively seeking to lose the next GE. actually bizarre how shit they are at doing literally anything
reform have it in the bag.

>>212116885
an interesting set of trivia you've got there

Missus loves the Jellycats

I do find them quite adorable now

Jeff Buckley hours, so it seems.

>>212117003
you can tell he will die a virgin

>>212116862
we are ruled by traitors

>>212116631
/brit/ is a shagger's general, is it? the vast majority of the lads are top shaggers, are they?

top shagger logging on

>>212117004
:)

Do you lads remember your first blowjob?

get the pussy on my lips

do you virgins talk about race with people irl or what? you do realise that nobody gives a fuck right. you may as well be from a different universe

>>212117004
looking good boys 8-)

>>212117058
no. never had one. I'm a virgin, you see

not falling for that one

>Russell Brand Shagger of the year 3 years in a row(06-08).
Remember when this country was fun

>>212117058
it was from a man. a teenager, to be precise

>>212117058
yeah it was my cambridge interviewers
admissions test didn't go so well you see

https://youtu.be/haEH7C1lpNI

In the night, slow dance for a harvest sky
(But I won't, no way, afar, I stay and watch)
In the night slow dance for the harvest sky
(And I don't know why I feel the pry tonight)
Circle back, slow dance for a harvest sky
(But I won't, no way, afar, I stay and watch)
Dance for a harvest sky
(And I don't know why I feel the pry tonight)

>>212117058
Yeah, I didn't really like the feeling at first and was quite upset that I didn't like it but turns out it was just me being unfamiliar with the feeling. By the second blowjob I was right as rain

>>212116954
Probably the statements coming out of Russia like Medvedev calling Britain "our eternal enemy", blaming actions against them on the "Anglo-Saxons", with more supporting evidence to be found here.
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/trump-thaws-ties-russia-has-new-public-enemy-number-one-britain-2025-03-14/

>>212117081
>>212117101
>>212117108
>>212117134

Did you spit or swallow?

Find space bewildering and perplexing, me

>>212117099
Mad how 2008 changed everything

Bad family.

>>212117159
neither, he didnt cum

>>212117163
big init

>>212117163
The Pale Blue Dot cured my depression and anxiety.

>>212117163
Lo IQ
space is actually really simple although I am quite smart tbf

I'll take one

>>212117153
yes the countries have been at odds for a long time. don’t think the average russian cares that much though really, unlike what that image implies

Space is just Time for idiots

Don't be afraid to catch feels (ha)
Ride drop top and chase thrills (oh-oh-oh, oh)
I know you ain't afraid to pop pills (hey)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels (straight up)
Feels with me (woah)

>>212116887
>Half a league, half a league,
>Half a league onward,
>All in the valley of Death
>Rode the six hundred.
>“Forward, the Light Brigade!
>Charge for the guns!” he said.
>Into the valley of Death
>Rode the six hundred.

>>212117058
Giving or receiving?

>>212116954
New poll out of Russia saying Britain has overtaken america as Russians' most hated country.
Russian government regularly seething about Britain, and creating 3D simulations of nuking London.

You lads say you’re more Nordic or Mediterranean in your phenotype?

>>212117230
They do care, unlike what you think.

>>212117215
For a small space as that, the bedroom takes up way too much space. Cut the bedroom in half and make the living area bigger

>>212117172
Yup in conjunction with social media and smart phones.

>94% humidity
I need to sleep before toil

>>212117159
hehe hear what I said Tone?

>>212117260
completely med, as a top shagger

First time posting since 4chan got shut down the other month. Is it still just the same 5 people posting here?

>>212117298
:)

>>212117215
In America we have entire neighborhoods full of these, they’re called “trailer parks”

>>212117260
I look extremely Slavic.

>>212117260
Med 100%

>>212117260
reckon i descended from small runtish mountain goblins who like dark caves

>>212117298
love a bit of good britpop, me

>>212117309
Yes im still here

>>212117255
germany is ahead of britain on that poll

>>212117292
doubtful. you’re probably a dark nordid.

Foreskin is shagged lads. Like it's all cracked around the rim. No blood just sore and cracked.

Was like this a year ago, got better, now come back.

Do you ever feel guilty that your entire bloodline ends with you? Your line started as a fucking fish, everyone before you shagged and kept the line going but you end it

Need her to cack one off on me.

>>212117367
got unc status so it'll live on

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14845561/tube-passenger-killed-gentle-engineer-jailed.html

oh my days

>>212117367
Think of all the lads who died in war or from disease without reproducing throughout history. You’re not unusual.

>>212117367
nah

>>212117367
I’m not an only child

>>212117407
Which one is which?

>>212117260
i'm literally brown

what is there to do except post here?
nothing, that's what

despise so called mentally ill people

This is not right

>>212117404
>>212117415
No I don't mean like that

>>212117446
;_;

>>212117407
>TUBE PASSENGERS could be here, he thought

>>212117447
Ot's over.

>>212117163
what's this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Attractor

>>212117440
fuck off

>>212117464
very funny bogdan, have a (you)

>>212117354
maybe
I am very tall tbf and my skin is average paleness for an english person, I burn very easily and don't tan well
but all my other features are dark

I don't hate anyone except drug addicts

>>212117464
Apply.

>>212117298
me on my furious blackpilled incelwalk

>>212117266
>>212117322
I meant the girl you numpties

>>212117447
It is right. Rich cunts splurging cash should pay their fucking taxes.

rorke getting confused by the instructions on the back of his rustlers burger

aff tae bed

Did another 15 mile cycle

>>212117480
I'm trying

>>212117498
I don't hate anyone except you

>>212117476
they made a page about me

why are they always milling about?

The Greeks and Romans would have considered space not worth exploring. They were obsessed with the earth and ordering the here and now. Perfecting form on earth. We as a culture are obsessed with expansion and the unknown.

Compare the Greco-Roman religious building, beautiful marble temples full of altars and statues to anthropomorphic gods and famous figures shown with perfect features. Compare the Western European, the church with its sense of sonic volume and the spires reaching far towards the heavens.

>>212117559
Look for Katies

>>212117530
DId a 100 mile cycle a couple weeks back

imo the universe just always existed and there was no beginning to it no big bang it's just always been here and always will be

101 mile ride, down the hatch

Okay yeah that Monzo bloke killed that black lad and that's sad but why isn't anyone talking about how the evil bastard also SKINNED his CAT

Thinking about Jews

>>212117577
Why you like this? You do you have to one up that anon? Could have just said well done m8

>>212117626
tell me about them, go on

>>212117527
god she's such a tummy slut, I don't she has an outfit that covers it

>>212117584
so infinity exists?
how can infinity possibly exist?

>>212117628
yeah

sorry >>212117530
Well done on your ride.
It must have been hot out there!
Do you plan on gradually increasing the distance, or is 15 miles the perfect distance for you?

my penis yearns for a suck