Thread 212117655

FUCK the NSA

just seen a hedgehog in the garden

>>212117655 (OP)
Apply

Alri lads keep it up now

>>212117557
and a statue

Death Stranding 2 has a naked black man dancing and singing in it covered in black goo for 25 minutes uninterrupted

>>212117681
drone strike right onto your head
your mother in the next town over also bombed (collateral damage, sorry)

You're monitoring my internet activity and watching me through hidden cameras
aren't you
you are

absolutely hate wasting meat me
imagine being killed to be eaten
youd be pretty pissed off anyway
but imagine learning that you went to waste because the silly bastard didnt defrost you properly and just chucked you out
fuming

Fucking history.

why did the man kick the ball?

just got back from a 102 mile cycle

did you lads know that im black?

just ate an egg roll so I did

bootstrap paradox

>>212117768
good job lad

Help her.

why do people always say “the nazis would have gassed people like you”

why would they? i’m a blue eyed northern european. i am not disabled. i am of above average intelligence. i’m not gay or a communist. my face and skull even matches the shape they found most desirable. they only thing they might not like about me is that im 5’8.

ridiculous that weed is still illegal. fucking ridiculous.

What does Noel Gallagher have with his soup?

Thread theme

sweaty female footballers (arabic)

I don't want no trouble. I'm just here to drink.

why do women pretend like oh its all just friendships blah blah blah until you say we are together

>>212117796
bizzare how the government is progressive on every other area apart from this

who are they still holding out for? boomers that think it’s akin to a hit of smack?

>>212117808
Gay.

>>212117788
no one has ever said that to me

>>212117811
lick lick

Don't be afraid to catch feels (no, no)
Don't be afraid, baby
Don't be afraid
Ride drop top and chase thrills (woah, okay)
I know you ain't afraid to pop pills
I know, I know, I know
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Feels with me

Why aren't you living as a hermit deep in the mountains of Tibet?

fuck im freezing in the AC bros
cba to get up

You best take your drinkin someplace else, boy

ever read fanny hill?

>>212117819
you picked the wrong bar partner
*pulls out pistol from my holster*

I am happy.

What are you lads gonna buy in the Steam sales? x

>>212117878
nothing x
you?

>>212117844
Why would I do that, sounds inhospitable

completed a 103 mile bike ride on monday

>>212117878
poo cleanup simulator

what's the best way to quickly and completely fuck my life up?

>>212117826
>who are they still holding out for? boomers that think it’s akin to a hit of smack?
yes. boomers unironically think that weed is the gateway to a heroin addiction.

>>212117878
everything x
you?

>>212117878
when is it next? i might get the oblivion remake
is it a 4th of july sale?

Anglovik.

>>212117878
you should buy the having sex dlc

>>212117894
Oh, lots x Mainly Total War games, love Total War aha x

guys nobody is watching my AI TTS garbage tiktok video. I was supposed to get rich form this

*sneaks up behind ya to give you a platonic back rub* heyyyyy buddy

>>212117367
i'm currently in talking stages with 2 and a half women
there is hope for me yet

>>212117878
Clue Gain

>>212117655 (OP)
Can I get a sound bite of how this thread would sound like in real life
Can someone record a vocaroo just so I can know how these posts should sound like inside my head

anyone shove shit up thwir arse while wanking? x

>>212117957
nope x any good x ? x

>>212117901
Maybe you'd learn something

>>212117908
is transitioning the new midlife crisis?

>>212117937
isnt that a telly show?

Then?

>>212117957
yeah, you

>>212117922
Favourite one?

>lost against viets
>lost against afghans
>lost against houthis
>get raped by tyrone/ngubu in the cbd
But surely we will beat the iranians this time saar praise kek

>>212117936
my friend always used to do this to me right freak

*genetically engineers britons into hobbits and sets all the technology back to the 17th century and puts a glass bubble over great britain*

>>212116299
mad that it's been nearly 13 years since i saw them

>>212117945
can see his willy

Saw five (5) ginger lads at the gym. The Gael v Judaic cosmic hyperwar is going hot soon

Stop.

>>212117878
i dont even know what steam is

>>212117997
erm Trump just won the war with one bombing run and 3 tweets? Read the news, idiot.

Did a poo that was very strange
Will have to remember to keep an eye on the next one

>>212117997
Victory to islam

>>212118005
Was just dreaming of this last night

18

>>212118021
based knower
stretches back well into prehistory this conflict

getting that sonder feeling

>>212118043
thats numberwang

>Your level is C1 (Advanced)
I bet i'm smarter than you white english

Russia just blamed the UK for the start of the Iran/Israel warfare
Not sure we did anything but

Sometimes i think about taking over the world, but seems like a lot of effort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBkT19uH2RQ

which one was the idiot and which one was insane?

ive abandoned my milkshake

mad how there's no reason for them to be here

ruby granger's sweaty armpits

Correct, sir.b

>>212118073
You can't even take control of your life.

This image contains about 10,000 galaxies

Apparently there are 100 million stars in the average galaxy, and 1 or 2 planets per average star.

So a low estimate would be that there are 1 trillion planets in this image. And this is just a small part of the sky.

Space is mad.

If your country joins NATO you are personally giving your life to the cause of interracial sex, child gender transitions and man on man sodomy. If you find these practices offensive you should leave NATO and become anti-Atlanticist. The ambiguity of right wing populists on this matter reveals their deep seated cowardice.

in all seriousness, sir elton john is a fantastic artist

a brotha like me has ordered 4 double cheeseburgers and a coke. I dont give a damn x

>>212118073
*genius

>>212118097
How can anyone be afraid to live knowing we're so infintesimally small?

doing cock pushups

>>212118029
itll start again once the strait is closed

>>212117788
you are above average at the time of ww2
hitler was 5'9 and goebbels was like 5'5
even varg today argues that europeans cluster around the 5'8-6'0 height naturally

should go to bed soon

mathsfaggots be like
>hmm yes if 1 is divided by the integer of its real number then we shall se that the inverse of zero is actually 1 to the power of 50 squared and therefore x as you can see clearly becomes y

meanwhile, humanitieschads be like
>damn this is really good

>>212118097
>There are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand on Earth

>>212118076
DRAINNNNNNNAGE

>Completely ignored
It's over

15th May, Sargodha, Pakistan.
A university student was raped and murdered after refusing to convert to Islam.

wish i lived in the olden days

>>212118167
Here's what jews are up to in my country atm

>>212118064
What have you done?
You bastards.

>>212118167
you know what the uk needs? millions of these lads

>>212118094
True

>>212118167
bit rude

>>212118167
>>212118199
Who owned the cotton mills that brought them here?

listening to a cassette of reggae

We have a Emily Brontë in our garden
Which is your favourite?

Where's is my mind?

>>212118167
>holding his foot
bit gay

laid the foundation

Dubai chocolate labubu and a stanley cup

>>212118229
UB40?

>>212118262
earl sixteen

>>212118121
It definitely puts this planet and its problems into perspective

>>212118159
Mad if true

>>212118257
So it wasn't the 99.8% of Brits who weren't Caribbean immigrants?

>>212118231
Jubilee celebration, scepter'd isle, Princess Alexandra of Kent or Lichfield Angel

A Hindu student of Jagannath University Tithi Sarkar has been sentenced to five years in prison by Bangladesh court, because she allegedly wrote a status in Facebook about the marriage of the prophet.

>>212118301
there are some definite male far lefters itt

>>212118257
thought immigrants built britain

>>212118258
couple of near 30yo women at toil have started buying labubus

Might try to suck my own cock

>>212118298
No it was Winston from Saint Kitts who drove Route 32 in the 60's

Oh.

>>212118098
Trvke

>>212118300
I like sceptre’d isle as well, and the wedgewood rose

>>212118315
the windrush was a boat full of jamaicans

basically black peoples mayflower

>>212118098
Alexander Dugin over here

Sieg Heil!!! Religion left aside.

>>212118330
fuck off constantly posting this shit.

>>212118309
Hindu? Well deserved.

Fucking hate women

I miss when NATO was about Operation Galdio

Getting angry at the internet

>>212118257
The Windrush cult is pure negrolatry
Christianity has morphed into the liberal egalitarian cult

mgubu shattering rorkes spine on the tube and serving less than 2 weeks in prison

>>212118394
Stop.

Dugin described LGBT as Satan's armies of Gog and Magog.

>>212118370
Nice, i think Princess Alexandra of Kent is the outstanding one there though

Just letting you lads know I will shortly be watching an episode of the hit Hospital Drama "House"

>>212118098
The number of videos coming out of Russia about sodomy in the armed forces. You’re all at it, dirty buggers. Saw a couple getting destroyed by a Ukrainian drone, while one was blowing the other

>>212118415
Why? Would you like to discuss the many facets of operation Gladio?

*reaches in to the thread and rubs your chubby cheeks*

>>212118231
Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees

>>212118426
which season lad

>>212118394
Cold War era NATO states still engaged in mass importation of racial trash int lo Europe.

>>212118426
Pretty sure you need to get houseposter's permission to do this

Stop.

*enters brit*

>>212118393
Were not fond of you either incel.

>>212118231
Bathsheba looks nice and tight

>>212118393
nasty bunch ain't they?

glastonburys a bit too white

Will the government get its benefits reforms through the commons? Will the they have to rely on Tory votes?

>>212118470
*Looks up immigration figures pre 1990*
LMFAO

How to go from talking to a woman to I want to impregnate you and you to carry my children and them to pass on my bloodline and also they must be sons or this whole relationship is off

How did Henry 8 do it?

>>212118493
ikr fucking disgusting

i'm the blackest of blackpilled incels
and i'm furious

>>212118467
1

>>212118509
Hope. Guitar.

>>212118493
Hasnt been good for nearly 20 years. Lineup are fly by night pop artists and random geriatric nostalgia acts.

>>212118488
Bathsheba was the lady King David saw, bathing? He sent her husband off to die in battle and shacked up with her? God was pissed.

>>212118527
Being the King probably helps a bit.

I ate my dinner just now
I had pasta with red sauce

>>212118535
>i'm the blackest
my chudsense tingles

whats all this about bob dylan signing a deal with the devil?

To whom is the EU man speaking?

>>212118579
Why'd he do that then

>>212118610
your mum

Kinda strange how pro-Britain Carribs tend to be.

>>212118579
only time this shite is interesting is when they crash

>>212118513
There were millions of non-Whites in western Europe in 1990.

Mass immigration began immediately afted WW2 after the jewish masters of Britain and America had destroyed Germany.

Negroids and Arabs in France
Negroids and Pakistanis in Britain
Turks in the FRG
Congoids in Belgium

Ultimately, National Socialist Germany represented the White world, so why should the jews not have flooded their captured nations with non-Whites?

>>212118610
Europe belongs to niggers.

>>212118579
not what i would have done

>>212118584
tomato sauce

lil bro is crashing out

>>212118584
>red sauce
God i hate americans

>>212118607
You’re thinking of Robert Johnson?

leftypol stepping off the tube during the show's final episode when suddenly the screen goes black

>>212118579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nil-JbQY38

Putting my height as 4'9 on dating apps

Urban legends are like the modern version of folklore innit

Might go for a night drive

>>212118652
>red sauce
:-(
>brown sauce
:-o

>>212118677
name on diggzy

>>212118677
lmfao. Use some male model tier face and post results

>>212118610
The medjeet pre-Aryans of Europe.

The Mediterranean farmer race who the Nordics conquered.

Lying in bed listening to sad songs and thinking of what it would be like to just die

>>212118678
/brit/lore

>>212118677
There will be midget fetishists and girls for whom looks don’t matter

Every man should stick together and put their height as 4'9 to troll women on dating apps. We could destroy the false dynamic in one fell swoop

>>212118692
>>brown sauce
We call it ache pee sauce acktually

Getting desperately lonely and angry again and feel like lashing out at those around me

WE NEED HITLER!

>>212118753
1000 porn long stare

>>212118767
Israel.

The main thing for the Jews is to keep the laughable charade known as the “peace process” limping along without actually doing anything except demanding more money from American taxpayers and at the same time continuing to bleed the Palestinians by selectively killing off their leaders until they no longer have the will to resist Jewish domination. It worked for the Jews in Ukraine and Russia, in the Baltic states and in Poland, so why not in Palestine too? The American liberals who have a hard time believing that the Jews are anything but the gentle, inoffensive, peace-loving, humanitarian, violin-playing egalitarians that they pretend to be on their controlled television undoubtedly missed a news item from Israel last month. This is a report from Associated Press International, datelined Jerusalem, January 21. The report begins:

An Israeli court on Sunday sentenced a Jewish settler to community service and a fine for the beating and kicking death of an 11-year-old Palestinian boy. The boy’s father expressed outrage and accused the court of issuing a “license to kill.”

>>212118763
you need some gyaldem in your DMs

These are the rightful lands of the Celtic race. Anything outside these boundaries is not of our concern. Obtain property in these areas, build a castle unto yourself, sow the seeds of global techno-industrial demise. Reforest. Reenchant.

i would like to have sexual intercourse with her
>>212118783

Total Varg Victory

>>212118799
what evidence?

>>212118767
The national socialist doctrine and worldview is our only salvation

kinda sad that were not gonna see more ballistics over israel anytime soon

Do you lads play Magic The Gathering

>>212118792
Facts brodie

>>212118847
I just quit after about a decade because of the Final Fantasy release.

>>212118827
at 35 am i too old to be radicalised by anything?
blackpilling, andy tate, all that missed me by
would the jihadis even be interested?

Sucking a jolly rancher

men rate women out of 3
women rate men out of 20

>>212118844
I think we're just getting started
*pulls helmet off as the camera fades upward and away*

>>212118894
I’m a solid 12

>>212118874
you could try falling for one of them scams that makes people call up on You and Yours or Moneybox on Radio4

commodore 64? more like commode 64
spectrum? more like spackertrum
give me my amstrad and im happy

>>212118925
Alright Lord Sugar

>>212118925
neek virgin, amiga 600 was banging

5 eggs for the scran then it's off to the weedshops

>>212118866
why

BOMBSHELL: The genocidal, IOF-refuelling RAF squadron that was painted red by Palestine Action at Brize Norton is OWNED BY A HEDGE FUND.

Dystopia UK indeed; 'Britain' does not even exist at this point. It is a ZOG, an economic area, a hollowed-out dystopian vassal state with a corporate military at the beck and call of 'Israel'.

mad how heart transplants are a thing and some mad cunt came up with the idea and it worked

>>212118958
amiga? more like amigoingtothetipwiththis

>>212118988
delete this mate

Could someone please wnak my knob

>>212118962
Dont like the UB stuff being put into Standard, which was my game mode of choice. Don't want to play games where Spongebob uses Aquaman's Trident to Kickflip [Deal 2 damage to target creature and then flip a coin. If tails, this creature takes damage equal to its power.] to try to kill Squall and DJ Khaled while Teferi hangs out in the background.

>>212118798
what the hell
why

Hitler was literally the prophet of a new Aryan religion.

If the White race survives, he will be treated with the same reverence Islam has for Muhammad.

Call it Aryanism, or Hitlerism, or Volkism, whatever. I'm absolutely convinced that if the White race is to survive, it will ultimately adopt NS.

/brit/ brigade filming tiktoks for the national war effort, even Rorke gets his twerk on

>>212118974
Rebel against it.

YOU CALLED ………..AND WE CAME.

You called…and we came.
In ships bigger than anything we had seen,
dwarfing our islands and covering them
in the shadows of smoke and noise.
Crowded, excited voices filled the air,
traveling to the ‘motherland’

Driven by a wish, a call to save, to rebuild
and support efforts to establish ‘health for all’
in the aftermath of war.

You called….and we came.

Women and men of position in our homelands;
nurses with a pride in the excellence of our care.
With experience of management, organisation
and a sense of duty.

We appeared.
Smiling and eager to work on the wards, communities and clinics
of this England.

You called….and we came.

Our big hearts, skilful hands and quick minds
encased in our skins – of a darker hue.
Which had shimmered and glowed
in our sunnier climes..
But now signified our difference
– our un-belonging.

Matrons became assistants
Nurses became like chambermaids.
All the while striving to fulfil our promise
– to succour, to serve, to care.

You called….and we came.
The blue of the sister’s uniform
– seemed as far away from us as the moon.
Unreachable by our dark hands in this cold land.
But we were made of sterner stuff.
The hot sun, which once beat down on our ancestors,
when they too left their lands,
Shone within us.
Forging our hearts and minds
with the resistance of Ebony.

You called….and we came.

Rising like the Phoenix ,
from the heat of rejection.
We cared, we worked and we organised.
Until the quickness of our brains
and the excellence of our care
made it hard for you to contain us.

And slowly, so slowly,

the blue uniforms had dark and lighter bodies beneath them.

The professional care in our touch

was valued despite the strangeness of our speech

and the kinks in our hair.
You called….and we came.

Recognising the richness of our kaleidoscope nation.

Where compassion, courage and diversity
Remember… you called
YOU. Called.
Remember, it was us, who came.

>>212118965
Utter bollocks

would love to cave chappel roans skull into a fine red paste when have sex with said paste

*starts playing esoteric jazz on the /brit/ lounge piano*

1945 was the year of the total inversion of Aryan morality into Christian Jewish slave morality.

Sorry?

Rorke worshipping dale creegan

Who are the worst people on the planet? Objectively speaking.

Love frenchies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9E5d2UpsgY

I thought Emily Willis was braindead in a coma but I just saw a thumbnail for a video with her dated June 2025
What gives?

>>212119066
>>212119037
Shut the fuck up

[CUT TO]
Anon is on the phone. He is deeply distressed, sweaty and under great pressure.

Anon: "...I don't care how you do it, just get them arrested, pronto. Yes, you heard me damnit, all of them! Arrest on sight god damn it!"

H slams the phone down,

>>212119078
The eternal Jude

>>212119078
Gotta be either the jew or the white man since everyone else is an NPC

>>212119037
Hitler is my messiah
Mein kampf is my Bible
Valhalla awaits me when I die where I will go to drink steins of beer with the spirts of SS and whermacht soldiers

>>212119078
Heads of the largest companies/conglomerations

Any PM of any Western nation in the past 50 years

Royal Families and top aristocrats

Few African/Asian warlords i imagine

>>212119128
Nah they're all based

>>212119105
fake berserk fans baka

>>212119078
the man who was shouting at the supermarket worker when I was there earlier today. not on, that

>>212119047
this post was longer than War & Peace

can smell my nob from here. it is STENKEN

>>212119078
anyone posting vulgar things in this general and thinking it’s funny

Daniel Anjorin waved goodbye to his mum as he walked out of the front door of his family home in Hainault at about 07:00, rucksack on his back and headphones on as he headed to school.

Moments later the 14-year-old was murdered by Marcus Monzo, who struck him with a 60cm sword causing devastating injuries to his face and neck.

Hainault, you're a rock star

nigga name is keir

>>212119078
Australians

Monzo had started his rampage by driving his van straight into Donato Iwule, who was walking to work, his trial heard. This was captured on a doorbell camera. Mr Iwule was "catapulted" into the air, his piercing screams shattering the quiet morning.

>>212119078
not allowed to say

>>212119160
>The Brazilian-Spanish national was also found guilty of attempting to murder local residents Donato Iwule and Sindy Arias, as well as PC Yasmin Mechem-Whitfield in a 20-minute rampage on 30 April 2024.
Ah yes

poop and niggers dying

mad how that thing happens innit

mad how they're literally all fucking wogs

putting a pencil up a niggers nose then slamming his head down on the desk

mad how poo peng gay porn

>>212119217
>>212119239
>>212119258

>>212119047
>HMT Empire Windrush was a passenger motor ship that was launched in Germany in 1930 as the MV Monte Rosa
>After World War II, the United Kingdom seized the ship as a prize of war and renamed her HMT Empire Windrush

my life is sheer misery

Could you theoretically flood a canal or something by just opening all the gates and leaving it a bit?

wogtong, northern territory

>>212119283
Kino.

>>212119283
doesnt have to be that way x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-jzVGqqfSw

>>212119283
cheer up buttercup

does anyone know why

>>212119277
Dystopian

Not doing that

>>212119293
maybe in the low-lying regions.. it might wash all the boats downstream
why

>>212119349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW8UnXzP3ms

Swear I

>>212119420
Just wondering
Lot of potential near me. We've got 7

>>212119293
camel's have humps so all the water would just go in there probably

>Cher's paternal grandparents were survivors of the Armenian genocide
bruh

dogs chewing the gf's used tampons again

>>212118881
*Contains mineral oil*

>>212119468
So were mine
Mind you they were in Yorkshire at the time

80 years of "victory" in WW2

>British Empire lost
>juden in positions of power everywhere
>country bankrupted
>flooded by racial trash from the third world

Imagine raising a finger to defend an anti-White ZOG regime.

>>212119484
tfw i survived the rwandan genocide

>>212119484
BEAMING

>>212119516
Live.

>>212119484
:)

New
>>212119526
>>212119526
>>212119526

mental how much horrible shit happened in the 20th century but out fair island only suffered a bit of bombing