>go to a store
>cashier says she likes my shirt
>immediately begin imagining what our children would look like
And in your country?

>>212118533 (OP)
No, i matured past the age of 14

>>212118533 (OP)
>go to store
>a girl working there is the shortest, smallest midget i ever seen
>instantly think of the sex we could have
>hnng i want a midget spinner
same shopping trip
>park behind volvo wagon
>kid is watching the dog in the back
>kid isnt actually a kid its a teen with big tits just dressed as a kid with a fantastic ass and rack
>or is it a kid?
>get confused boner as i imagine her doing the dog....
my female friends ask me why there is no sitcom diary like shows like sex and the city only about men? this is why.

>No, i matured past the age of 14

yes. any girl they don’t even have to talk to me. but i must remain stone cold

>kid isnt actually a kid its a teen with big tits just dressed as a kid with a fantastic ass and rack
what

>>212118533 (OP)
I do self check out so I dont have to interact with cashiers

>>212118533 (OP)
Why are we like this? I seem to keep catching myself constantly thinking of building a family with this girl and I'm always imagining what our child would look like, would they have my hair or her hair, her nose or my nose, my eyes or hers eyes etc.

>>212118533 (OP)
>Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
-Jim Carrey, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

>>212119610
I say this but I haven’t seen this

>>212118533 (OP)
nope. cashiers here are old and/or ugly.