Thread 212122092

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Do you guys do anything for skincare?

>>212122091
>There are /int/ users teaching children

>>212122101
It was an academic lab I got my PhD in but a total shithole with no safety culture
Some other guy made it for me
Got a Schlenk tap blown onto a bottle (bad idea)

>>212122118
I passed the background check, Im no jason or goshpedo

>>212122042
had to make some indians create some repo i wasnt interested in, multiple times
even if they're your superior, you can just not do it and they have no choice because they are indentured servants

>>212122114
just was my face with gillette's active charcoal facewash twice a day and shaving every other day

I have a urethral stricture and I'm going to have to get surgery on my dick. fuck

What's this flag??

>>212122138
>brits
>people

>>212122114
I wash my face in the morning and at night and apply retinal to it

just ordered some edibles. comfy with my ac and sweatshirt

>>212122142
this nigga got the hank hill disease

>>212122114
I unironically use beef tallow and it works really well

>taxation without represenation bad!
So true, working migrants should vote!

>>212122143
Egypt

everybody shut the fuck up. i made peanut butter cookies.

latinas owe me sex

>>212122160
It looms.

not to be mean but peanut butter cookies never turn out well, they sound good in theory but they're always dry as fuck and gritty like a sandpaper cookie

>>212122164
where are the peanuts?

latinas are either the hottest women ever or are hideously ugly. there is no inbetwen

>>212122142
Damn...

>>212122159
*of citizens

canadian niggas be like
"these cookies too dry"

>>212122186
Rebel against it.

gyaru world

>>212122139
Hmm maybe i will try that

>>212122114
biore charcoal deep pore cleanser
panoxyl benzoyl peroxide 10% cleanser
neutrogena hydro boost gel cleanser
dr teals rosewater toner
neutrogena retinol serum
some korean brand snail mucin serum
olay regenerist microsculpting cream (moisturizer)
neutrogena dry touch sunscreen
blistex chapstick to finish
need a new eye cream

>>212122177
What looms? Egypt looms? What do you mean?

>>212122186
That's just women in general really

>>212122142
Sorry to hear that man
I'm sure everything will go well

>>212122209
you're replying to a bot

>>212122114
I put on sunscreen before leaving the house and before leaving work.
I walk for my commute.

>>212122204
the shaving or washing the face?

Can we all choose one of the Egyptians posts to focus first spam reports on so the mods will finally maybe pay attention it?

>>212122227
Charcoal wash

>>212122208
wtf? happy pride month bro

>>212122230
They don't care

What happened to Urkel?

I wish I were a tall, handsome, wealthy Swedish man, with flowing blonde hair.

donald dump

>>212122260
He comes here like once every six months, usually to complain about women

>>212122260
he became twitter famous

Stop.

>>212122114
I use a salux cloth with neutrogena rainbath body wash and finish with their sesame body oil. I use la roche-posay anthelios sunscreen when I go out sometimes I scrub my butt with a scrub

>>212122238
worth it. this is the one I use (its not gillette sorry). this is the best I've ever used. I have been using the same since early last year. you can also try nivea's moisturizing facewash too. that's pretty nice too

>>212122245
Trvke

>>212122286
This is true. He gets like >10k likes per thirst trap

crazy how Mama Luigi is accepted but i get called a Spaghetti at work for being Dinner. bro shut the **** up shippy blocked for being a redditor. I'm ******* fighting for my life and you bastards are playing silly boys in the damn water shed?

>>212122245
I'm jealous of Europeans

>>212122307
Yes.

>>212122306
post his twitter

>>212122307
New schizo just dropped

>>212122278
Didn't he used to post every day?
>>212122286
LOL no way for what?

>>212122317
>>212122306
>>212122321
OF NOW

Urkel was a genuinely attractive specimen but he was very ugly on the inside

>>212122315
https://x.com/mone454501

You like desi pussy?

>>212122340
this nigger used to post here?

>>212122334
This niggers is attractive?!

>>212122340
LMFAO

>>212122365
I fumbled the only chance at it that I've had

>>212122371
Yes he would always talk about China and communism

>>212122371
yep. black weeb in the air force who was obsessed with china

>>212122365
Some of those girls are pretty but I can't shake the thought that they probably have awful hygiene and a horrendous smell will waft as soon as they pull their bottoms down

should've been a pro rally driver...too late now...fuck....

>>212122371
Yes he has a very symmetrical face, good bone structure, clear skin, is physically fit, etc.

Sneedinghouse lmao

I should've been an architect

I coulda been a contenduh

I's gonna eats me a watermelon

God I wish I had the will to be muscular

>>212122431
Urkel's back

>>212122300
>men expert
>pure charcoal, to remind you of grilling
>action
this stuff is bada**

>>212122439
That wish is will
Just start working towards it
even I am and I hate doing almost anything

spotted a jason post

get the hell of out of dodge

Come here. I'm going to slap you

>>212122491
Rebel against ut.

>>212122464
I will try brother

caught whiff of a spinny post

spinny hasn't posted here since she got a boyfriend

Still at the beach. I just heard an errant, "CHICKEN JOCKEY!" from a group of children nearby. As well as a "BUTTY YAAR" LMAO

>>212122541
Beats.

ONE LAST THING I BEG YOU PLEASE JUST BEFORE YOU GO
I'VE WATCHED YOU FLY ON PAPER WINGS, HALFWAY 'ROUND THE WORLD UNTIL THEY
BURNED UP IN THE ATMOSPHERE, AND SENT YOU SPIRALING DOWN
LANDING SOMEWHERE FAR FROM HERE WITH NO ONE ELSE AROUND
TO CATCH YOU FALLING DOWN
AND I'M LOOKING AT YOU NOW

>>212122541
When I walked by some kids they were saying "baka"

>>212122557
Fucking BASED. I've been jamming their first three albums a lot lately. Big Rise Against fan. I'm listening to jazz rn though lmao.

>>212122557
LOVE rise against

cream of mushroom soup

>>212122541
>>212122575
About 1000000000x better than ebonics

Have any of you niggas read Catch-22? It's one of my favourite books.

aw hell nah unc is crashing out over slang
busted the house ahhh post fr

ayo this nigga readin books

>>212122611
no but my 9th grade english teacher thinks i have hehe

>>212122611
Major Major Major Major

>>212122625
Cute joke

>>212122627
a real one

>>212122581
What jazz?

spinny's a dumb bitch. she'd be happy with me

>>212122648
She has bpd

>>212122625
>>212122637
It's above the grade 9 level I think. Esp. with all the historical context.
>>212122646
Picrel.

>>212122648
No she wouldn't but she'd probably give you a chance since you called her a dumb bitch and she's retarded

>>212122611
Yea thats a banger

>>212122664
Never heard that one
Bizarre cover honestly but it's Trane so certified classic

Bow before me.

I make men laugh with my jokes but women just sandbag me and take my jokes extremely seriously and get offended

>>212122713
*bows before you*

stern before me

>>212122732
Wimp

>>212122595
cream of mushroom soup + sour cream + ground beef + egg noodles = poor man's beef stroganoff.

Unironically watching soyccer

>>212122392
>>212122385
kek I started working out years ago because I thought it'll be funny to be jacked and watch anime. I stuck with working out but grew out of anime

I lost my green hat over on Hermosa Street

axes before me

>>212122732
Thanks

>>212122457
it's pretty good and cheap too. I got a new bottle yesterday for $12 cad

>>212122771
gold cup doesnt have any games on, bro

>>212122796
I'm watching Inter Milan play River Plate

>>212122773
good. grown men who watch anime are deranged and probably pedophiles.

what am I doing with my life man

>>212122802
Infantino's goodest goy

I remember when this website was about anime, but now it's just edgy Reddit.

>>212122655
I could fix her

>>212122816
Good

I remember when this anime was for people with interests in different hobbies, now it's all just political garbage and anime brainrot

I think I've personally bullied at least 2 posters off this general that I dislike

>>212122648
When can we expect her next selfie?

>>212122807
same

>>212122815
Idk what that means

>>212122835
Probably as soon as you stop posting

I visit this place less and less, just race bait of some kind and the same old crap about politics repeated over and over again.

I remember when this website was for people with interests in different hobbies, now it's all just political garbage and anime brainrot

>>212122835
when I tuck you in for bed

HP Lovecraft's cat's name.

>>212122883
Nooooo

>>212122854
That's such a rude comment.
I will be lurking from now on until Spinny or the Icelandic anon shows up.

>>212122869
I'm already in bed right now.

>>212122883
[redacted]man is a perfectly fine name for a kitty

>>212122883
I don't say that word.

>>212122896
Not really
It's schizo-tier

for me, it's Club Internacional de Fútbol Miami

I remember one time I joked that I cum tributed spinnys pic and some other anon who wasn't even her typed an offended essay about how gross I am and that he isn't going to post anymore

>>212122907
Garber's goodest goy

>>212122890
you aren't tucked though and you haven't had a goodnight kiss

>>212122907
So cringe

i actually trib'd spinny's pic and it was one of the best nuts i've ever had

>>212122958
You're lying

>>212122904
spoken like a true [redacted]

>>212122958
post the pic of spinny

>>212122907
Messi is still going strong at 38.

just had an AMAZING wank, fucking holy shit

>go to a board on 4chan
>be on page 1
>scroll to bottom
>click next
>be on page 2
>it's all the threads I just saw on page 1

fuckin m00t fix your shit

smoking weed, listening to some junko ohashi, playing pool online, life's good

Lots of Denis Villeneuve kino to watch with my dad coming out
Blessed

>>212123009
no it's not

>>212123011
your dad's coming out?

>>212123009
>playing pool online
invite us

I'm not gay but there's a boy at work and I imagine laying him on his tummy and me rubbing my wiener between his butt cheeks until I cum between them or between his thighs

>>212123003
>not exclusively using the catalog
Grim

>>212123023
so true

>>212122114
Soap. And tinactin right now to clear up athlete's foot.

Dinner was a roasted head of broccoli and rutabaga with a bowl of beans

>>212123061
scrolling the pages is just more comfy IMO, but obviously it's not working properly AS USUAL

this nigga eating beans

>>212123074
what soap do you use?

should i smoke weed or goon

>>212123030
Yes

>>212123078
Oh and a glass of iced tea

>>212123107
Both

>>212123107
weed is an instrument of satan

>>212122193
WHY

>>212123107
both

fuck's sake i just posted in the last one and we're already 173 posts into this one
slowpoke aren't I

>>212123078
>rutabaga
Not a real word

women are so lame man

nigga sees a vegetable and goes full tinfoil

Can i join the Amish

>>212123148
true

>>212123158
no

N o b o d y w a n t

>>212123150
Wut
Vegetables are good for you.

Closed lips make the mouthbreathers frown

Dinner was a dozen donuts, two big bags of doritos, one of those cheapo gallons of fruit punch and a nasty, rotting banana.

>>212123185
Didntknowapigcouldspeak.png

>>212123100
Whatever is on sale

Dinner was 3 tacos with ground beef + cumin + chili powder + smoked paprika + salt + pepper + green onions + hot sauce + salsa

If you see this post you will be reborn as a lotus flower

>>212123078
sounds incredibly dull

>>212123185
You're gonna puke.

>>212123185
you have shit taste in goyslop

canada's leanest soldier

>>212123203
do you get the cheapest one you can find? bar soap or body wash?

>>212123208
I want to be reborn as a sexy Dutch lipstick lesbian in Amsterdam

Garlic chicken from Hello Fresh

Dinner was a smoked sausage, 2 hardboiled eggs, bagel, pickle, sliced peaches, glass of milk, and greek yogurt.

I told you guys I'm getting swole.

The average Canadian is slimer than the average American.

>>212123223
Bar soap. Cheapest.

>>212123214
I didn't have much in the fridge, but I almost always have legumes and root vegetables.

it's /cum/ game night tonight, be there or be square haha

makes you think

theres a steam sale tomorrow

there's no good sales at the grocery store

>>212123245
Michael Jackson was the original wigger

Evil Billionaires

>>212123240
this has been a unique insight into the mind of the averaage leaf

>>212123238
I had a greek bowl with lots of chicken and feta. Then I drank 2 cups of milk

>>212123244
we got tabletop sim?

Soyccer is weird because it has a fixed time but the clock counts up

>>212123299
look into 'fergie time'

Of four meats, you must give up one forever or die:
>Chicken
>Beef
>Pork
>Futa cock

Which one would you give up?

Ronaldinho Soccer

nobody responded to my post

>>212123295
That would actually be really fun

>>212123289
I made chicken pot pie and finished a bottle of red wine. Then I had a bowl of ice cream

>>212123289
Hopefully it was milk and not cum.

Do you think Dasha-kun is cute?

>>212123311
Futa cock because I'm not gay.
Serious answer would be chicken, chicken sucks outside of fried stuff. Probably the blandest meat of all

>>212123336
Looks uncanny

Just remember the Oceangate submarine

>>212123336
would smash if we were stuck in a Siberian gulag together, but otherwise she's incredibly mid. comedy hoes are just as bad as art hoes, maybe even worse.

balls itch

>>212123311
i think pork, chicken is the healthiest and my daily go to and beef is a nice treat. pork just sits in the lackluster middle ground except if you also include bacon. also i love futa cock.

>>212123347
This

>>212123354
yeah that was a really good media distraction between the bigger distractions they've been manufacturing

>>212122958
that bitch hasn’t posted here in a year and still gets a mention in every thread. there are 50 pages worth of “spinster” results on the ‘chive. you can go on /r9k/ and meet 10 girls like her this second, where is this reverence for a TRUE /cum/ original like soul brotha urkel

I don't eat much meat really. Maybe if someone offers me a good dish containing it or if I'm craving protein. Used to get that craving back when I drank more

>>212123375
She posted a selfie here about two weeks ago.

Fish meat...

>>212123336
her looks are fading grim to see

>>212123311
Chicken. Pork is my favorite meat followed by beef. I'll just eat turkey when I want poultry

>>212123390
Nordid..

hey guys it's me spinster your favourite attention whore

for me, its chicken, its cheaper and healthier than other meats except fish

>>212123311
Really tough question. Hmm, I was going to say chicken but then I realized that would also mean tendies. So pork.

>>212123408
is this actually her or is it just a joke

>>212123408
why would a girl ever come to this pit of losers?

>>212123427
That's probably not her

I wonder what % of ethnic people in the states
know they are golems for Zion
maybe not that much

>>212123408
@grok cross reference this with the schizo collage for veracity

>>212123426
Also, I can't resist futa cock.

>>212123336
She's busted and been run through by a thousand miles of cock
Also never heard her ever be funny despite supposedly being a comedian

Somebody left a negative review about me at the place I work at. They said "the greasy guy up front needs to work on his social skills."

Update, smell in my room continues to become more putrid, but I will continue to light scented candles and ignore it in the hopes the problem disappears if I ignore it long enough

>>212123461
BTFO

>>212123424
Did you ever try the meat of monkeys?

I can't pay no doctor bill but whitey's on the moon

>>212123464
why does it smell?

>this is the prime minister of Latvia
Milf alert

>>212123464
Lighting scented candles is more than I do for my room (nothing)

>>212123487
The strength of a bull. Pretty Jewish plan, innit??

>>212123469
Too close to cannibalism

>>212123408
The simps sperged out at me for this?

is it possible for a spambot to be schizophrenic?

>>212123126
Is it supposed ro be a chili pepper? Is that supposed to mean something?

>>212123513
I thought the thumbnail was a BBC entering into a white woman's mouth

he took it all too far

>>212123517
what am I supposed to do with this information

I'm brown but I can't be deported

do you jack off on vacation?

wish i had gf

I could eat out of the garbage and sleep on the street. I'd get used to it

>>212123478
Idk but I suspect it's mold underneath the floor due to slightly flooding my bathroom like 4 months ago
I also had a mini fridge in my room that started leaking coolant on my carpeted floor, and I didn't realize until afterwards....
Everytime I come in there's a slightly weird rotten smell . No matter how much incense I burn or scented candles I use, the smell remains
i don't want to contact my landlord cause it's too embarrassing and hard to explain. And she wouldn't do anything anyways

>>212122114
Not a single damned thing. I just have genetics which makes me age slowly.
>>212122092 (OP)
My job is one of the rings of hell. I think it was designed by the Archons themselves to maximize suffering. System is somehow simultaneously horrible for everyone involved. The client facing software is horrible. The internal software is often even worse. I don't even understand how they could make something so awful. I feel genuinely bad for anyone who feel for the meme. It's a major company too but their systems are so horrendously broken I'm not sure how it's even legal. I wouldn't be surprised to see this place gets hit by a class action lawsuit some point in the future

>>212123545
I honestly cannot jerk off unless I'm in the safety of my room.

Gangster zoomer neighbors are scaring dogs with fireworks

>>212123568
I kinda feel like being homeless for a month, if freely chosen, would be kind of fun
Just the challenge and pushing yourself to the limit

I see homeless ppl walking all the time and I wonder why they don't get/steal cheap bikes. They could get around much faster

>>212123590
Damn kids. My dog hides in the closet when she's scared

>>212123530
>mutt's law

>>212123545
When I was twelve my family went on a vacation to Toronto, I went into the bathroom with my ipad and stripped naked (it took me years to get comfortable jerking off with my clothes on) and my dad walked in on me

>>212123617
ok jeet

How it sucks to have a cold what a complete waste of FUCKING time fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I was at Jan 6th, so what? It was basically just a bunch of (rightfully) scared old white men taking a peaceful tour of the capitol. I only saw one cop get punched.

hikatte iku

It's 81 out in Toronto, I checked the weather. I guess that's a zero dog night for the Canadians haha

>>212123551
they don't know what the blip they're doing

>>212123517
grim

>>212123669
I don't understand the reference, let alone where Toronto is.

Hate when ethnic people (non whites) ask me my ethnicity
Non whites are so low iq when I say my family's ancestry they assume I'm actually from Germany or something

I wasn't going to make this post...

>>212123551
is it just me or is it getting freakier out there

>>212123459
How in the fuck do you know this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2iqRXhN6Kg

>>212123703
Trve patriot. The VVhite race thanks him.

The antagonist in Catdog is an antisemitic trope; a greedy little creature with a giant nose who lives in the walls and steals from them.

If i go to gym by the time I get back and shower, it will be like 8:30pm and I'll have to go asleep right sway
Hmm, maybe i should just veg out instead

>>212123727
too many urkles on your team thats why youre winslow

>>212123727
>shadman

>>212123711
No things are circus-tier nowadays

i lift a lot but never do cardio because the lifting itself is cardio
i feel my heart pounding out of my chest after a good set

>>212123459
How the fuck do you know white brazilian boomer music??????????????

agreed to go to my co-workers shitty metal band show at a bar even though I only listen to 2010s indie shit with girl singers

hello

posture check

alone in the world is a little catdog

>>212123727
Why do you assume giant nosedness, greediness, and rattyness is jewish?
Projecting your own assumption much?

>>212123748
LOL this is how people end up having heart attacks while lifting weights.

>>212123761
hi

>>212123753
>>212123753
>>212123753

>>212123759
Are you a girl

>>212123770
I said he is an antisemitic trope and then explained how. You are clearly an ESL dodobird.

>>212123787
no

if you lift weights and don't overcompensate by doing lots of cardio you're going to harden your aorta and have an infraction like every lifter ever. pls don't do this

>>212123770
Those are well-known stereotypes

>/cum/
>girls

>>212123773
Anyone else think he looks like Kramer

>>212123810
*waves*

>>212123873
dumb bitch

>>212124150
:(((((((