Thread 212123753

Fat, Stupid, Ignorant, and Loud edition

Previous: >>212122092

I see your cat dog reference

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BLIP THEY'RE DOING!!!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT??????? THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Aren't you gonna introduce me to your girlfriend

Just been given the nicest sack in America award

Idc about your silly tiny election, stop pushing your politics in my feed
Feels great to be main character of world I guess

>>212123823
We're all Indian here

>>212123825
Yeah a little I guess

thinking of semen

damn, why does it suddenly smell like shit in here?

Just had chowder

>>212123823
SAAAAAAAR THE VISA SAAAAAAAAAR

I take sacks to the face whenever I can

>>212123809
Explain what's recognizably jewish about being rat like?
This is like claiming a creature in a story that's violent and has wide nostrils is automatically meant to be a caricature of nigger.

why are sandals so expensive they should not be 50+ dollars

>>212123860
Make your own you lazy nigger faggot

Why is "Are you working" the go-to question my distant relatives ask when they see me?

>>212123866
dumb bitch

>>212123865
La Crosse, Wisconsin

i also cant find sandals that fit me the smallest they go is size 7!!!!!!

BITCH, you ain't no Barbie, I see you work at Arby's
Number 2, super-sized, hurry up, I'm starving
Gnarly, radical, on the block I'm magical
See me at your college campus, baggie full of Adderalls
Call me if you need a fix, call me if you need a boost
See them other chicken heads? They don't never leave the coop

>>212123884
missing the beer can on his hand

>>212123872
They can sense (smell) your neet aristocrat aurora from a mile away

Reminder that Nalgene makes water bottles but started out making plastic restraining devices so rabbits could be injected with experimental chemicals and wouldn't break their own backs from the violent convulsions they induced.

>>212123865
This is why we don't win wars anymore.

Going to watch the chronicles of narnia for the first time with the gf tonight after we play some fallout 76

>>212123854
I'm not claiming jews look like rats, I'm just saying it's a known stereotype

>>212123907
How old is she, anon?

>>212123909
>This fictional creature has big nostrils, is violent, and plays basketball... definitely a caricature of a nigger
You're imagining things

>>212123799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRT4bUl2iFA

watching asmongold

>>212123907
how big is her cock

>>212123904
>aurora
At this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country?

....?

>>212123865
People like to make fun of the katana neckbeards but I wouldn’t want to rush one. Some of them have serious skills

>>212123906
we just won one thoever?

When I visit Latvia, I'll whisper spinster's name under my breathe so that her essence is transferred to Eurasia

Becoming assholish and sarcastic to everyone is a good coping mechanism for being a complete loser failure
everytime i feel inferior, I just picture myself stabbing my boss and managers, and suddenly everything feels ok again
Remember they can force you to work harder, but that doesn't mean you can't make them feel bad for doing so

>>212123962
private videos

BODY CAM VIDEO INCOMING

>a gay wagie starts a fire at McDonalds because it was too busy, then spergs out when he is arrested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqR_vuY908U

>>212123991
Lol, I'll add it to my watchlist

>>212123974
Which?

man im hungry

Someone finally scored

>>212123991
>Altered or synthetic content

>>212123905
Any material fab company will have a history like this. They all get commissioned to make all kind of bizarre things.

>>212123933
To go back to the root of the argument, I don't necessarily agree with the anon who said the mouse from catdog is a caricature of a Jewish person. I jumped in because you said such stereotypes (greedy and ratlike with long nose) didn't exist, when in fact jews have been characterized in this way. Again, I'm not saying these traits are true, I'm saying that these comparisons have been made before, unlike you who has seemingly never heard a jew being called such things

>>212124015
it says this any time they use an AI narrator or certain types of editing, the same video appears on a few different cam channels

damn I be bored af fr

deep

>>212124006
the 12 day war

>>212124077
life aint shit but a fat vagina

>>212124077
Can't remember if this is Macbeth or Hamlet.

In Canada they call pancakes "moose hooves"

Yesterday it was 101 degrees. Today it is 70 degrees. The weather can’t make up its mind

Post SEX

Can't kick these pills

>>212124100
no we don't stop spreading misinformation

>>212123974
The USA "won" the Iran/Israel conflict in the same way your secondary character in Marvel vs Capcom won the fight because you called them in for an assist and their singular attack was enough to KO the opponent after your first character took out 99% of their health

>>212124126
Trve!

canadians keep their milk in BAGS

>>212124100
In caliwali we call it a ‘hot carl’

>>212123920
25 (im 35)

>>212123753 (OP)
i joke about wanting to be a nurse so i could fuck other nurses but in reality i wanna make difference and i don't feel like i make a difference with blue collar work or as an accountant. i would love to be a doctor but i will settle with getting my cna and then working my way to be a head nurse

>>212124100
We also call jackets beaver pelts and joints maple trees

>>212124121
trvke, the reality is israel does a lot more for the US than the US does for israel

>>212124146
This nigga gay

>>212124126
He looks like the professor from that "your favorite student" webcomic

Amber Heard's lawyer was such a colossal fuckup I can't believe that bitch still has a job

>>212124142
Enjoy prison, you sick fuck.

being a manlet is just the greatest tragedy, there's no cope, suppose you could compensate by being rich or having mega rizz but i have neither

>>212124212
Tom Cruise is a manlet and look at him now

The Diddy defense was only 20 minutes long

Cat fucking puked all over the fucking fuck

>>212124223
hes also mega rich and handsome and a hollywood star

>>212124224
it was just his lawyer yelling "BRUH HE MAKE DAT BUSSY SQUIRT" for 20 minutes

>>212124212
Past.

>>212124240
He was a manlet before he was any of those things. He became all of those things in spite of being a manlet.

>>212124253
nope, he was born handsome so handsome in fact it made him into a hollywood star

fine. i'll goon. again.

>>212124233
clean it up dirt bag

constipation

>>212124263
You will always be poor and miserable because you have a loser's attitude. Just be more confident bro.

>>212124188
Leave it alone

>>212124302
youre coping

>>212124311
wrong, he's baiting

>>212124233
Jannie, clean it up!

>>212124311
you're the one coping my simian friend

what if you were a cock and snuck into the hen house?

>>212124345
you'd have one bloody cock on your hands

>>212124345
If I needed to sneak in then I’m probably an incel cock who got cucked by the chad cock

steam summer sale tomorrow

>>212124450
dont think death stranding is getting cheaper, prob just gonna pirate it

>>212124450
This would be big news if I was 12

>>212124450
ZOMG!!! 15-30% OFF GAMES EVERYONE ALREADY HAS!! BASED GABEN

>>212124366
Did Ringo Starr draw this

Fart on my nuts when we fuck

>>212124450
Might check out Deltarune

>>212124450
You can buy every serious sam game for only 10.99
What a hecking steal

>>212124450
too bad there's nothing i want to buy

That block of cheese in the fridge is looking awfully appetizing

this nigga a mouse

>>212124526
with some crackers, yes

>>212124526
Hello, Charlie Kelly.

>Fdr was a bad president
>he is a communist and socialist
why is my dad retarded

Freshly killed rat in the driveway

>>212124570
tell your catberg good job.

>>212124561
Lead-poisoned generation.

im back

What am I worried about

>>212124570
my catberg mostly brings dead lizards

For me, it's Frisian.

im so hungry im gonna cry i just want some spicy beef jerky and a soda

if they had picked an american pope in 2005 when john paul 2 died everyone would have been like "FUCK YEAH AMERICAN POPE WE'RE GONNA CRUSADE INTO THE MIDDLE EAST" until they remembered they hate catholics

>>212124450
must consoom

>>212124628
you're not going to cry

>>212124635
someone turn this post into a deep fried meme

>>212124645
yes i am!

>>212124652
Gay

>>212124661
your daddy is

>>212124652
that's such a beta bitch move

Little Willow by Paul Mccartney makes me want to cry

>>212124670
you're such a sigma

>>212124670
so is crying every day that you dont have a girlfriend

>>212124570
Cool it with the classic antisemitic canards

>>212124687
that's complaining

>>212124699
you are bitch made

gf said if I ever cry it's over

>>212124561
What does FDR stand for?

>>212124708
better than gaslighting you about how its ok to cry and then getting the ick and dumping you

>>212124710
Funny Dead Rat

>>212124710
fat dookie-eating retard

>>212124710
fucking dickhead retard

>>212124710
Fat Drooling Retard

None of those are funny

>>212124710
all I know is the F is for Fazbear

>>212124710
Faggot Dicksucking Rapist

4 days left before the contest ends i hope i at least win something but im starting to lose hope

finna goon

Y’all crazy

just finished my first round (online test) for a job. had to resort to chatgpt but it all worked out in the end kek

Twirling my foreskin like a mustache

>>212124708
Did that make you cry?

>>212124782
haha yea me too

*gets a millennialcore moustache tattoo on my mons pubis*

guess im not buying new sandals

Twirling my bussy lips like a mustache

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=HnMPWgOVGCQ&si=4F64zBjuFwBCnRJj
Thread Theme

Guess I'm buying an e-girl's used sandals

>>212124710
underage user alert

Gorgeous george

Curious George

no one cares what i have to say so i guess i wont post here anymore goodbye

>>212124841
Ain’t no way FDR is short for Underage User Alert

i'm so depressed and misunderstood

>>212124860
If everyone had this mentality these threads wouldn't exist

how did i only find out about garn47

>>212124860
?

>>212124860
Oh sweaty you’re a valued member of the /cum/ community!

>>212124872
story of my life

The bud disappears when the blossom breaks through, and we might say that the former is refuted by the latter; in the same way when the fruit comes, the blossom may be explained to be a false form of the plant’s existence, for the fruit appears as its true nature in place of the blossom. The ceaseless activity of their own inherent nature makes these stages moments of an organic unity, where they not merely do not contradict one another, but where one is as necessary as the other; and constitutes thereby the life of the whole.

Oh be quiet

>>212124897
>The bud
Dude weed lmao

bag alert

dumb peanutposter

should I buy a thinkpad

>>212124917
i wouldnt mind if the bitches on the right wore burqas

>>212124917
kek

>bet loses immediately after being one AB away from winning
fuck vegas

she looks 14 but is 24

foreign news companies i can think of
Al-jazeera
Russia Today
South China Morning Post
DW
Hindustan Times (they post funny things sometimes)
Haaretz
Plus a bunch of British ones but no one gives a fuck

i ate too much cadbury caramello im not going to like the numbers i see on the scale tomorrow

cum con sex

Abdullah the butcher
Junkyard dog
Mark Henry

ok new rule if i make 3 posts in a thread and all of them get ignored im going to leave, you guys need to start engaging and stop being antisocial weirdos

>this guy is CRAZY he is a CRAZY EVIL PERSON with NO MORALS!! why? B-BECAUSE HE JUST IS OK??
>also i support israel to troll the libtards teehee
i dont even care about zohran and i dislike most of his policies but this cunt has got to go, bought and sold washed up jew hag

just read a really bad post

>>212124987
Are you 15 years old or what

i'm gonna wake up tomorrow and masturbate, now it's kind of late to bother

dk why I can't stop laughing at this. it's racist as hell and I hate the cartoonist but the change in facial expression is just so funny to me

If you could just go ahead and die in your sleep for me that’d be greaaaat

>>212124993
no im a grown ass adult who can have a conversation you are the one acting like a 15 year old you need to grow up kid

i've done a lot of cringe things in my life

>>212125007
Same

>>212125007
same

>>212125007
Like what

Acting this pompous because nobody responds to your posts lol kys

>>212125007
not as bad as me

>>212125007
When I was a kid I looked up to Chris Angel and read his book and sincerely took his advice to practice tricks on strangers. I would hangout in the mall and ask randoms if they wanted to see some magic. You can never outcringe me.

>>212124987
Dumb rule. Sometimes banger posts get ignored because the reply recipient is seething or whatever

>>212125029
Would you do it at parties

hungry all the time

>>212125035
Hungry for penis wenis!!!

i am surprised how low the japanese tourism numbers are for westeners

>>212125035
I imagine so since you live in a country with no food haha.

>>212125029
That is so soulful

@grok is getting pegged up the ass by a dommy mommy like, a bit kinda gay, or is it based and straight as fuck?

>>212125051
Polish womennn yes please
Easy on the eyes, they are

>>212125042
>expensive flight
>high cost of living in japan
>get “huwaito piggu go home” yelled at you when you get there

cringe foreigner gtfo my thread

>>212125051
wow what a zany post you got my attention lol!

dude when bobby shmurda wrote hot nigga he was thinking of a nigga like you <3

>>212125059
>huwaito piggu go home
The Japanese probably think this in their heads but rarely say it out loud

>>212125066
@gork is this true

Don't tell me you guys actually post on Twitter

>>212125059
funny thing is japanese people aren't even complaining about white tourists they don't even get that many they complain about chinese

>>212125043
brazil is like top 2 or 3 in food production world wide dumbass

Nassim Taleb follows me on twitter

>>212125051
>is simulated gay sex and borderline transsexualism on the part of both participants gay?
Perhaps we’ll never know…

finna get some vidya in the steam sale tomorrow
it's gon be fun

>>212125077
i do
everyone drop their xitters NOW

>>212124991
heh you think that's bad? wait until you get a load of me!

>>212125086
so why do brazilians eat from trash piles?

Lex Fridman blocked me on Twitter. I called him out for being a faux intellectual fraud.

>>212125090
Who?
>>212125103
Who?

>>212125100
They're hunting vulture you fool

>>212125071
i think the funny thing is that the articles on over tourism are funded by travel agencies for some reason

>>212125113
Imbecile

>>212125077
I stopped using all account-based social media and deleted all accounts around 2016 when I saw which way the winds were blowing with respect to people digging up ex post facto thought crimes from ten years ago. Probably one of the better decisions I’ve ever made, since I was a bit of a social media edgelord before that.

business idea: sepuku time

>>212125103
How about Lex Fartman

>>212125146
should be SOP in all mega corps

>>212125100
I opened this as I was taking a poo and the lady grossed me out ao much I clenched and now I have to squeeze it out again

>>212125134
I'm smarter than you for not knowing who those e-celebs are, actually

got a police visit for a tweet once back in 2016

>>212125093
Bro - your argument is
>having sex with a woman, sometimes can be gay

>>212125100
Really funny that they’re the humanoid equivalent of those birds (vultures?) picking through the trash with them

>>212125181
Getting pegged isn't having sex with a woman

>>212125177
What did you tweet?

>getting ads on yt using ublock
wtf wtf wtf

>>212125196
“Threatened” (didnt) a buzzfeed staff member

>>212125193
If it's not sex then it can't be gay as it's not sex

>>212125203
which browser

>>212125175
If you’re not familiar with the intellectual giant Nassim Taleb then you’re an ignorant fool

the entire city of nyc and paris get more tourists both domestic and foreign than japan

>>212125214
edge

>>212125225
I've been to Europe 6 times and still haven't seen Paris

>>212125181
This is obviously true. There are loads of men who effectively live a gay lifestyle with women who act more like faggots than females. Given the absolute fucking state of women in current year, this may be the majority of people today.

>>212125203
delete cookies, close browser, reopen. it's happening to everyone, Ublock/NoScript/etc. are all pushing back but sometimes Jewtube engineers find a loophole.
don't even bother with Adblock Plus, it literally disables itself and the page reloads on Youtube so fresh ads can roll

Playing FGO right now
I'm facing off against Moriarty (the foreigner one)
He pissed me off

>>212125225
Plane tickets to Japan are expensive as fuck + language barrier in Japan.

Anon's day out: drinking an iced capp from Singh Pootons. Surprisingly it didn't cost anything extra to get it made with chocolate milk instead of cream AND the very nice dalit girl behind the counter was actually pretty nice for a jeet.
>t. enjoying the evening

>>212125241
i am going to japan and taiwan this year i picked it over europe which may sound dumb

>>212125211
Sex is short for sexual relations, or relations between the sexes. Same-sex sodomy (rectal masturbation) between faggot incels can’t be sex by definition.

>>212125242
I dunno man, talking about lifestyle gossip and girly things like that seems pretty gay. But you know what's not gay? Having sex with a woman.

>>212125232
edge is built off of chromium so you're going to get ads because jewgle wants you to

>>212125086
No it's not. Be quiet.

>>212125247
got some bad news for ya buddy, that's not chocolate milk...

i have never set foot on europoor lands

waiter, whats the meaning of these BEANS in my soup? if word gets out about this my reputation will be ruined!

>>212125007
same :(

should i ride my fine ass over to the beach tomorrow? its going to rain but i imagine the waves are kino

just jerked it to tranny porn

>>212125247
BC?

>>212125247
Missed opportunity to call it an iced crapp

>>212125252
Why do you feel the need to talk about two faggots ramming each other up the bum?

My black ass can’t swim

>>212125250
I wouldn't say that's dumb. Obviously I'm a Euroboo and will keep going back there, but I get the appeal of East Asia, and would love to visit at some point.
>>212125262
Their old city centers are gorgeous and fun

>>212125277
which tranny

In Turkey you can bring great shame upon a man's household by fucking his goat or donkey.

I had a dream i was in a room with 4 ebony queens and i was rubbing my pecker on one of their pussies

>>212125294
In this town, we fuck animals

>>212125292
brazilian

>>212125280
Yeah boiiiii.

>>212125287
You asked the question of whether getting fucked up the ass with a dildo by a woman is like getting fucked up the ass by a faggot, which it is

>>212125290
i wanna travel before i start my nursing courses turns out if i complete cna courses i can get free medical and nursing school while in boston

>>212125301
you jerked off to a gay brazilian man

>>212125143
what are some non-account-based social medias

wish kleenex was covered under food stamps

>>212125314
Why would it be?
>sex with a woman - gay
Explain

>>212125328
4chan

>>212125301
i prefer colombian

>>212125319
what do you think a tranny is?

>>212125332
You’re just going in circles now.
See: >>212125093

>>212125349
a gay man in a wig

>>212125349
A man with a crossdressing fetish who may have been chemically or surgically castrated as well

>>212125351
I don't think that whether bed activities with a woman count as straight or not depends on what gay guys do with their peepees. Fags kiss. So is kissing a woman faggy?

Gay men wear shoes. Is wearing shoes gay? Bot really.
Gay men get fucked up the ass. Is getting fucked up the ass by a dommy mommy gay? Obviously not, even if she calls you her fagboi.

>>212125400
Kill yourself

>>212125384
>fags breathe air, so does that mean breathing air makes you a faggot; is breathing air simulated fag activity?
Obviously not, as breathing is not particular to fags. Women do not have penises, so getting a woman to fuck your ass with a dildo is simulating something that is particular to fag behaviour

taking it in the ass as a man is gay

plain and simple

I wish I could grow a beard like that

>>212124043
I was just fucking wit you man. obviously jews are lying long nosed rats
I was just trying to make you doubt yourself and question reality, or something
Sorry u had to type all that

i'm straight therefore if they make my dick hard they are a woman. QED.

>>212125406
So if a doctor puts a finger up your ass, you're gay?
>inb4 but that's not a dick - women don't have dicks, it's a strapon

>>212125423
thats not a dick, and a proctology exam isnt sexual intercourse

when i'm not trappin i'm brappin

>>212125405
What if she fists your ass? Women have fists.

So do lesbians actually get aroused by vaginas?
like they see vaginas and think "oh yes i want that vagina rubbing against my own .... yes!"
I just find it hard to believe
it doesn't add up

i cant get hard anymore

>>212125423
That’s a question of mens rea. Getting a doctor’s examination for purely medical reasons is not gay. Getting sexually aroused by it is a little zesty.

>>212125437
Don't they just like, hate men? So they get together and hate men together and cum from all the juicy hate they share together?

>>212125441
>pic
lmao

There’s nothing to watch

>>212125420
Becoming homeless probably isn't hard.

>>212125437
So-called lesbians have significantly higher lifetime male sexual partner counts than normal women, and experience lesbian bed death when they engage with women, so lesbianism probably isn’t real.

>>212125476
plenty of good anime came out this season

>>212125444
>Getting a doctor’s examination for purely medical reasons is not gay.
How do you know whether the doctor is doing that for purely medical reasons? What if he's gay and just gets off on that? Making a gay man cum with your ass sounds very gay.

>>212125484
I don’t watch that crud

What a beautiful night. Couldn't even be ruined by jeets. Thank you Lord.

>>212125490
your loss then

>>212125476
Breaking the Quiet.

>>212125298
>CHIAPAS POTENCIA

How the fuck did Chiapas get a more competent police force than all of the states, fucking state police wiped the fuck out of the guatemalan army lol

>>212125502
>>212125502
New

>>212125451
cisza

>>212125481
Don't lesbians have like higher fertility rates than straight women, now that straight women have dogshit fertility rates?
>2025
>lesbians getting stray dick on the side give more births than straight women

>watching porn is degenerate
>jerking your penis is bad you have to save your cum for the marriage bad
>there's a nigger in my show i can't watch ... there's a faggot in this movie woke trash
>fast food = goy slop for goy piggies
>drugs are le degenerate
Wtf can chuds even do for fun? do they just do the rosary and watch christian Hallmark movies together?

>>212125514
hallmark movies are schlock HOWEVER there are occasional diamonds amidst all the poo

>>212125536
Like which