Thread 212125502

Prev >>212123753
Gaben edition

Don't lesbians have like higher fertility rates than straight women, now that straight women have dogshit fertility rates?
>2025
>lesbians getting stray dick on the side give more births than straight women

I'd body Liver King. I'd hit him so hard in the head he'd know as much MMA as Liver Queen

>>212125488
You've been doing this for a long time now. i remember threads from a year plus ago where you made the exact same argument word for word
Is this like a gay fetish for you to fantasize about a doctor doing this to you?

>>212125521
Is this real?

>>212125534
idk where you're getting this info from

>>212125444
>>212125488
It’s a matter of what’s going on in one’s own head. If someone is getting a medical examination for purely asexual reasons, and the examiner is getting off on it, that’s more of an abuse or borderline rape on the part of the doctor. That doesn’t make the person on the receiving end gay, unless they’re also getting off from it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR2j8nDwNbs
good old stand up comedy

*casts protection spell for duration of this thread*

>>212125546
that nigger is like 5'4 or something

>>212125568
Thank you for your service

Must not spend $185 on a Chaos Warriors Battalion

>>212125589
treat yo self

Interesting. In trying to find data on lesbian fertility rates vs normal women, I found a study that found a correlation between men being gay and having higher than average fertility paternal grandmothers. Gayness as a male manifestation of grandma’s slut genes?

In tears thinking about how generous I am

>>212125597
The problem is I also want Dwarfs and Wood Elfs so I can't choose.

miserable

>>212125561
So what if you want to impregnate a dommy mommy, shs agrees but under a condition ahe first pegs the shit out of you (literally). Is it gay then? People can have weird rituals, what if she believes pegging her man before getting preggers brings health and good luck to the child? People have weirder religious beliefs or superstitions.
Also you said it depends on what goes on in one's head. So what if you think about impregnating her as she takes your
ass to the pound town calling you her fagboi?

>>212125612
>crying

>>212125548
Wasn't me but can see someone else coming up with that lol.

>>212125623
getting pegged is gay. What part of this are you not understanding

>>212125614
get them all

>>212125637
>having sex with a woman is gay
This part

>>212125611
>a correlation between men being gay and having higher than average fertility paternal grandmothers. Gayness as a male manifestation of grandma’s slut genes?
Makes sense, homos are hyper-sexual

Real men cry
Jesus wept

>>212125650
you have sex with women by putting YOUR penis in HER vag, not her putting a dildo on and sticking it in your ass

>>212125623
Joylessly getting raped in the ass as a condition to gain access a womb to impregnate would be relatively less gay than taking it in the ass for pleasure, but agreeing to it would still be zesty in absolute terms. This is getting into stupid convoluted hypothetical territory thoughbeit

>>212125611
>>212125653
The link, if interested
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-024-02827-3

>>212125658
I dunno man, rituals can get weird, some men take a woman to a dinner, they kiss, they sign a legal contract of marriage giving the female half of all of their shit, buy her a diamond ring, throw a wedding and then they stick their dick up their bagina. Seems like a lot of unnecessary steps.
In comparison, getting pegged seems like a process with fewer unnecessary steps. First she pegs you, then you dick her, a fair deal. What's gay about it?

>>212125633
it was most definitely you lol. it's the same posts. i'm guessing you come on here to write these weird self-denying fantasies when you're trying to get off, or something
Why else are you doing this?

drinking milk

>>212125692
>First she pegs you, then you dick her, a fair deal. What's gay about it?
the pegging part

>>212125684
Me? The glorious and powerful hare :)
The Gay Pole? Poorly developed pika :(

ozempic should be a human right

>>212125704
he's trolling, you moron

Havent cried in at least 6 months could probably use one

>>212125697
Nah last time I made a post on /cum/ was in like 2022 or something like that, one post and left.
>why bait?
Baits are fun

You wanna see my DD-214?

>>212125723
*kicks you in the nuts*

>>212125692
>rituals can get weird, some men take a woman to a dinner, they kiss, they sign a legal contract of marriage giving the female half of all of their shit, buy her a diamond ring, throw a wedding and then they stick their dick up their bagina. Seems like a lot of unnecessary steps.

ok let's say a woman agrees to be completely free use for a week straight you can have the most extreme no hold barred sex possible
but afterwards you have to castrate yourself
Would this be cucked, or would it be favstian?
end your manhood on a single glorious week of sexing

>>212125660
>joyless rape
I dunno man a lot of men would pick getting pegging raped before impregnating a woman, than getting divorce raped after impregnating one.

>>212125739
>ok let's say a woman agrees to be completely free use for a week straight
just say your mom and save yourself time

>>212125731
crazy that findom paypigging is the default

>>212125739
I wouldn't do it because I'm not an idiot

>>212125739
do it and then don't uphold your end of the bargain
>>212125749
Low T beta male

>>212125739
>castration for one week of sex
The low IQ, high time preference choice. Marshmallow test losing ahh

>>212125739
what if i fuck her and then just beat the shit out of her and tell her i will kill her if i ever see her again and dont castrate myself

>>212125727
No, you have done this bit before on /cum/
i have an extremely long accurate memory. I am never wrong on these things You likely just forgot that you did

i'm a twisted psychopath

Alternative scenario - a hot woman makes you an offer: you can do sexually absolutely whatever the fuck you want to her, whenever you want, for 2 weeks she's your fuckdoll - but then she gets to pegg your ass for 10 minutes.
Is accepting such a deal gay? Is not accepting such a deal extremely gay?

I’m the nicest guy you’ll ever meet

>>212125773
You can just check the archive anon. Wasn't me.

>>212125790
i'll never meet you, we both know that.

what if futanaris were real

>>212125783
sure I'd go for that

>an offer
>you get a harem of 100 top tier models to be your sex slaves 24/7 for 6 months
>they will do anything, anytime
>but once a week on a saturday at 3 pm big dick bob will come to bust a fat nut up your ass
>the only condition for unlimited access to this harem of 100 stunning babes
Is it gay to accept this offer? Is it gay to not accept it?

Alternative scenario--a man offers to lynch this faggot pollack. You get to watch this degenerate hang and suffocate, but then you have to let the pollack's mother peg you in return.
Would it be gay to accept such a deal?

why do my balls itch so much

>>212125783
Zgadnij jak wiem ze glosowales na Trzaszkowskiego

>>212125840
LOL

>>212125852
prawie zgadłeś, nie głosowałem

Why do you incels think “being able to do whatever you want with a woman sexually for a week” or whatever is something special? That’s just called having a gf

>>212125783
I would take that offer and I'm straight

>>212125816
if only friend, if only

>>212125874
Because we're incels obviously

>>212125874
Your girlfriend is a slut

>>212125874
Most women have boundaries and will say no to a lot of shit. Good luck finding a broad that will willingly choke herself out on your dick, as one extreme example.

I>>212125909
I don't want a bitch to throw up on my cock

>>212125874
What's a gf? You mean like a real girl girl? A female?

>>212125536
Like which ones

>>212125926
My day was very productive but I wish I wasted it in bed

>>212125874
i am incel

>>212125816
I knew you were gay

>>212125918
Yeah it's not great, and then you have to stop and cleanup and yuck, and the smell. Oral is generally a bit boring.

>>212125926
More like entire life

>>212125924
the spirit of christmas
a shoe addicts christmas

>>212125959
*Spits on my hand and slaps you*

im sick of wasting my life on here

>>212125926
Literally me but unironically

>>212125926
my room is full of so many of these that I dont have room for laundry anymore

>>212125966
Probably the foidest post ever made in here

>>212125739
Cant be believe I keep coming to this shithole

new 'toss

For me it's that bathroom scene in the house with the dementia lady she looks into the attic and the girl is there, piss and shit my pants there

/cum/ game night has concluded, we're having a goon afterparty in the discord

How does this batch stay so fine? Adrenochrome? Jewish ladies usually smash into the wall

>>212125816
I'd marry one that was top lesbian normally but sub and straight for me only

My body feels nice from this weed
I'm kind of a junkie I guess since I do this for hours every evening

Los Angeles is more interesting than New York

https://urbanstats.org/quiz.html
3/5, got rekt today

>>212126036
This is a virus don't click

Bernie deserved better

>>212126019
for me, it's at least 20 mg of sativa edibles

exploring cities in google street view at midnight doesnt hit the same anymore

>>212126052
Literally nothing hits the same anymore

>>212125972
Same
>>212126032
Absolutely false

Why am I so stupid bros

>>212125971
that hurt

>>212125874
How many women would be up for this?
>put her in cage
>bring another woman in
>make her sit on the cage
>fuck her, rattling the entire cage
>make the other woman spit on her and insult her
>she's supposed to respond every time with: "quack quack I'm but a fuckduck, please fuck her so I can lick her back"
>you nut on the others girl back
>the girl in cage licks if off her back
>you both then piss on her as she pretends to pluck her duck feathers
I would guess most women would say a "strongly disagree" to that.

>>212126070
you lack discipline

>>212125972
I have nothing else to do
I have no car because I'm too scared to drive so I have to uber everywhere, making doing things expensive.
Also I have no friends since moving to this new ciity

What can I do when there's something I can't get off my mind? I've tried being productive. I've tried distracting myself with entertainment. Not even jerking off has helped. I want it to stop.

thinking about taking a train to orlando with my bicycle

sometimes when i'm just inebriated enough stuff feels good again

>>212126112
Hang out with others. They'll distract you

fumbling baddies since 1997

>>212126122
seems like i have to take a bus when i get off the train fuck this car centric shithole

>>212126126
It's 10:25 PM

>>212126112
Listen to a woman talk, after 2 minutes you'll only think about roping yourself to end it

>>212126156
grimerald trvke

>>212126135
>you deleted this message
oh no no no no....and then you bitched out in the end YIKES!

>>212126156
A woman is what I can't get off my mind.

>>212126156
I love listening to women talk when they are talking to me

>>212126167
i said something like "i think this pride month is turning me gay" then i was like thats fucking weird.

>>212126176
what is wrong with you

>>212126176
bro...

What if that movie idiocracy was actually a documentary

>>212126167
but we are still talking so ig it wasnt all that bad. good thing I make a lot of money and am pretty jacked and that her mom likes me

>>212126200
Shut up bruh
Trying to flex on these poor ugly incels, for what purpose?

>>212126175
Some people enjoy white noise. You say that you're a "yap yap yap" enjoyer?

>>212126071
T HANKS?!?!

>>212126191
>>212126186
I am retarded :(

>>212126176
So a girl offers you a threesome and your first thought was "mmm, dick"? Not gonna lie that's quite gay anon.

>>212126176
>"i think this pride month is turning me gay"

>>212126211
I'm a pretty feminine voice enjoyer, especially if the woman is attractive and giving me attention.
I also listen to a lot of music with female vocals.

>>212126208
i dont have any friends to share anything with. you are all my friends

>>212126235
Okay okay

>>212126175
Same, they're whimsical and easily entertained and it's cute. Men don't like listening to women talk because they take women too seriously or they grow tired of it

>>212126228
this is what I meant when I meant gay (too chicken for a 3some). I didnt mean literally gay

Now that Iceland poster is gone, admit it: you all had homosexual feelings about him

>>212126235
same but i wish it wasnt the case

grim hours

>>212126230
Yeah I like female vocals too. A nice banger:
https://youtu.be/95IXKW5Bq5k?t=77

>>212126175
same, I legit just keep smiling when she's talking and she always asks me why are you smiling and I just say I am happy.

>>212126235
Fugg that looks like such a comfy fort

>>212126251
no i miss brian the most

T Hanks is the most under appreciated poster of /cum/, I must say

whats the point of traveling if i have no one to hang with when i make it there?

too many normies in my /cum/

>>212126278
If I were to travel, it would be so that I can be by myself
Soul searching

>>212126278
1. Travel to a social hostel and make friends with people there
2. Traveling alone is one of the most freeing feelings on earth, you don't answer to anyone, get to eat wherever you want, be spontaneous, sleep in, make your own schedule.

You don't need friends when you have a girl, in fact most people drop their friends when they get one

>>212126316
Trvke

>>212126305
when i go out by myself i get so depressed when i see groups of people my age hanging out with each other im missing out big time

>>212126316
then they come crawling back at some point when the initial infatuation wears off and they need space

>>212126246
Ah, ok that just sounds like being bit scared and low self-esteem. And you calling that gay instead, in an attempt to turn it (yourself) into a joke, is not exactly what zoomers would call a pogchamp move, boss. Don't worry tho it sounds like you're still young, you'll get the hang of it. Also possibly dodged a bullet.

>>212126348
>Also possibly dodged a bullet.
i still talk to her. she's picking my diploma from school and we'll meet after. she texts me everyday. her mom is here so we havent had sex yet

Trump is saying the bombs on Iran were exactly the same as the nukes in Japan

>>212126368
The owner of this website is named Hiroshima Nagasaki

>>212126368
In the sense that they ended the war.

>>212126348
also im not young, im just retarded

>>212126386
Racist ass

>>212126316
>>212126342
Yeah because the natural relationship cycle was designed over literally hundreds of thousands of years to make babies. Nowadays women are chemically castrated so the entire cycle is fucked.
Used to be:
>get blinded by love
>fugg 24/7 for months
>she gets preggers
>you get kids, now kids are the main focus
Now it's:
>you fugg, her hormones are out of whack so she doesn't even enjoy the sex as she's supposed to
>no baby
>months or ~2 years go by
>still no baby
>body initializes the "dump them, they're infertile" protocol
>you start to get annoyed with each other with even the tiniest shit
>split up
>rinse n repeat

>>212126386
this joke is really really inappropriate, can you delete it please

>>212126441
Lol fuck niggers

>>212126444
thats what your mama does

>>212126386
Bombastic name

People nowadays unironically believe that men and women form pairs just to watch netflix and bash their crotches together, and that's how it's supposed to be and that's all. They see relationships as the end goal, not as a means of producing and raising children.
It's like someone building a road, you go ask them
>are you gonna drive a car on this road?
and they say
>nah, I just like roads, they're nice

>>212126444
i know this is 4chan but that is really out of line, in /cum/ we don't take comments like that lightly

>>212126483
bitches are fucked in the head. what do you expect?

>>212126488
>>212126448
>>212126444

>>212126386
Eeyyy aren't those the names of the cities where you Ameros like offed hundreds of thousands of unarmed civilians lol? Like 250 000 civilians?

>>212126448
>>212126488

No gf, ever, it will never happen

>>212126513
Sounds like you're the one deciding that for yourself

I wish I could kick Jason in his fuckin ribs

>>212126513
you can definitely get one if you try, just get out there and be yourself around women
we're all gonna make it!

>>212126523
But it isn't, I just recognize it

>>212126523
Can I try that deciding thing? I vill hev 50 million dollaz todai und I vill be appy.
Let's see if that works. 50 million because more would be unrealistic.

>>212126483
Ice cold trvth

>>212126510
kek

>>212126547
>be yourself around women
But that's when they run

>>212126549
You can't see the future
Wake up Brazil bro. Wake up

goodnight

>>212126513
iktfb

t. 33yo khhv

>be al gore
>invent the internet
>I SURE HOPE NOBODY WILL USE MY INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY TO CONDUCT MASS INFORMATION WARFARE
>25 years later
>epic fail

real gooner hours

jerked off twice to bigtittygothegg

We can do better than this

I‘m a DIY type guy
(Chronic masturbator)

a real human bean
and a real herooo
real human bean
bean
bean
bean

>>212125909
>Good luck finding a broad that will willingly choke herself out on your dick, as one extreme example.
I’ve had more than one gf who was into that specific sort of shit, even when I’m not

why are americans so obsessed with big black cock

>>212126424
>Now it's:
>you fugg, her hormones are out of whack so she doesn't even enjoy the sex as she's supposed to
>no baby
>months or ~2 years go by
>still no baby
>body initializes the "dump them, they're infertile" protocol
>you start to get annoyed with each other with even the tiniest shit
>split up
>rinse n repeat
This shit is really insidious. Society has been designed such that young people are practically obligated to fuck around in school forever and not feel ready to have kids until they’re like 30, so everyone subconsciously feels that their partner is infertile

>>212126950
Only the ones on this website

>>212126950
What does American culture centre around?
Also, what is the ethno-religious group in charge of their media, both Hollywood slop for babies, and pornographic gooner slop?

>>212126975
That's enough, Pierre.

>>212126950
why do you have to make it extra gay by typing it out

>>212126513
there are cute trannys in brazil though

how to stop being a coomer?

>>212127011
idk man

>>212127005
packs a bigger punch

>>212127022
it was a rhetorical questio n

>>212127032
Who draws this shit?

>>212127056
someone terminally online

Been awake two days

I need to start preparing for final interview. If i get the job, it'll be a 40% bump in my salary

>>212127078
It's time for bed

>>212127088
good luck!

*accuses you of sexual misconduct*

>>212127088
any place that makes you go through 4 interviews or whatever is a joke fake woman job

>>212127107
Tennis shoes and gym shoes are specific types of shoes that shouldn’t be generalized to all rubber sole shoes albeit

>>212127056
me, i've drawn all of them

>>212127123
Sorry I deleted it because I didn't realize how bad it was cropped

Leaving clothes in the dryer overnight: yea or nay?

>>212127089
I'm not home yet ... omw

>>212127137
I find that it’s better to lay them out on a bed or something for a while to air them out after the dryer, but before putting them away.

>>212127151
I'm lazy and don't want to do anything

>>212127137
they will get all wrinkly

>>212127113
its a code monkey job that pays big bucks. I'll have 4 interview on one day for my final round

>>212127103
thanks anon

>>212127166
Maybe they won't

>>212127137
yea fuck them

>>212127166
iron them later?

>>212127194
I don't know how to iron, I'm banking on them not being wrinkly

>>212127194
>iron them later?
yes but if you just took them out of the dryer right away you wouldn't have to deal with wrinkles. this is not a time savings.

Foid tier conversation

>>212127226
I bet you don't wash your ass because you think it's gay

>>212127216
sometimes you are just lazy anon. I def am

>>212127208
don't be a nigger. learn to iron your clothes. no one like an unkept man

>>212127234
I do but only your gay ass wants to talk about it

>>212127234
i mean you kinda have to touch a man's ass (yours). that's pretty gay imo

*starts jamming tf out*

I'm pregnant

i'm a 10 so I pull in a ken

>>212126135
...are you retarded?

I see James Rolph in the thumbnails for new AVGN episodes and it makes me sad seeing how old he is now

>>212127347
People do age

Gonna read one last chapter of game of thrones before going to bed

>>212127340
please dont be mean to me

>>21212737
Hopefully this chapter contains goon material

>>212127373
i cant pull bitches but im relieved because if it means people like you can then theres no way i cant either

Watching House.

>>212127440
Lol hoe

Watching Fishtank.

>>212127473
Cringe.

Get out of my car. Now.

Watching ninja warrior

N

>>212126953
Add to that the fact that female preferences in partner very often change when they are on/off the pill. So you get people that get married, they want to have kids, the female drops the pills and after few weeks she absolutely can't stand her husband. Then they have a choice of
>forfeit having kids, save marriage, go back on pill
>divorce and start with someone new, without the pill from the get go
That's some scary ass shit for all parties involved.

I

the one truly entertaining use of LLM AI is getting indian scammers to waste their time talking to one

In East Asia black skin was historically associated with the law and justice because if you're involved in law enforcement you were working outside and had a tan therefore black skin was viewed as the epitome of law enforcement.

blapipo be like *is black*

>>212127663
The same way curly hair were associated with great wisdom and being a high-born? Because the windy, moist air of the mountains where the wise man temples were built naturally curled the hair of the learned nobles?

>>212125551
Let me check my sources, I had them somewhere on hand... Yup, it's literally my ass

>>212127867
>autism 3:16
I don't get it

>>212127949
Autism 3:16 is a spin on Austin 3:16 from wrestling, which is a spin on John 3:16 from the Bible.

>>212127867
Stay in your containment thread on /tv/, nigger

>>212128159
very esoteric
(I've always wanted to use that word in a post and now I have)

>>212128181
cry about it

i am quiting cum

>>212128274
Congratulations

I love watching cute white girls get arrested on YouTube

>>212128274
You're cute

I'm anonymous

>>212128311
i love watching cute white girls getting fucked by black men

>>212128343
Canadian excellence

>>212128343
We know redditleaf
Call Muhammad a pedo

>>212128357
not everyone one is redditleaf schizo

>>212128354
>>212128357
That’s Schizojeet albeit

Redditleaf’s JIDF funding got cut so the character has been discontinued… :(

Sam Hyde looks like Paul Mccartney when he dressed up as John Lennon

*screams*

>>212128403
They're the same person dumbass

Just learned the JIDF was a real thing

I can't believe I never died in college from alcohol poisoning or choking on my own vomit

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

>>212128475
You died choking on cock and now you’re in hell

>>212128458
what's that

Some women are craaaaaazy

gif sucks its full of white boy cope

White man is the default

>>212128555
What gif

>>212128640
the board

>>212128640
This one

Thought I was getting fat but I decided I'm actually just pregnant

An egg went into my penis and now I'm pregnant

>>212128898
black baby on board

>>212125589
I literally just 3D print Warhammer characters and game board pieces. Stop spending all that money retard. Buy a 3D printer.

What's the name of that old man that abandoned his family to become a tranny at like 70 years old and pose in BNWO clothes with a fake pregnant belly

>>212128997
soy manchild redditor spotted

>>212129009
caitlin jenner

uuuughhhhhhhhh just tell me the real guy

Oh my God I remember that

What's the best way to undo becoming a lolcow with a kiwifarms page? It seems like once you get a significant enough following it's over for you and your entire life becomes endless humiliation

>>212129043
chris tyson

mr beast did nothing wrong, people just wanted to see him fall because he's wealthy and generous

Smells like semen in my bedroom and I dont know why

>>212129081
Shut up and go back to begging your three whales for your daily tithe so your fat horse of a wife can order Doordash while you pull jpgs on your shitty gacha

>>212129143
sorry son

gooning with goonberg

cuomo getting bodied by a jeet and the left genuinely thought he had a chance at a presidential run

>>212129361
ok poltard

>>212129361
>Cuomo
Rivers?

>make a silly shitpost about europe
>they get genuinely offended and defensive
>start claiming im some person obsessing over them
this is truly a place for the mentally ill and troubled

>>212129456
none of that happened

>>212129379
die in hell

>>212130716
>>212130716
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