Itchy, oily scalp edition

>>212126252 (OP)
>>212126261
>>212126271
>>212126285

>>212126312
Aussie ai be making the crown say Huggɿɘ Jack's

always got a 'fee or vape betwix my lips

Still have yet to see the king on our currency.

Why did he do it lads
>>212114424

just sort of sat here mentally scrutinising the narrative validity of the holocaust

>>212126720

>>212126653
This lad did not adhere to the old adage, "around blacks, never relax." Should have carried a knife with him if he lived in an area with blacks.

this morning's farts have taken on a distinctively tandoori flavour

>>212126720
I can't believe you done this

erm

sucking two eggs

Ahem

>>212126653
Who is the engineer

W-what does it takes like?

>>212126983
hope it’s in the same vein as the fanny candle corr

>>212126983
The brown is refried beans and the white is queso

Might move to NZ

>>212126983
dunno mate but I'll be using the self-checkout when I buy a basket full of them

>>212126983
This isn't smiling. It's staring at something with eagle eyes trying to find some minute detail to be smug about so you can fill someone's head with a bunch of pettyness

Jesus christ I hate women

>>212127002
kek

>>212127027
grow up, have sex

working a late shift just means you have a mini version of that Sunday looming feeling every fucking morning

>>212126653
why didn't he just apologise?

>>212127052
No kidding mate
You'd think it would be great having all that time in the morning to take it easy, get up on your own time, and then do what you want before you're too tired to but you just spend it all in anxious anticipation, unable to get started on anything big.
I was at least able to get pissed the night before, before I started getting multi day hangovers

>>212127049
You wake up every day and just accept that these people exist and just put up with all their stupid bullshit and you have one response and it's coincidentally the same one that everyone else has

You know what no. Fuck off. Get out of my car

>>212127085
then have sex with men instead you whiney poof

>>212127059
He was too busy thinking the n word

The number of noggers I see every day on my commute is completely unacceptable.

Total depopulation of Africa and its resettlement by Aryans is necessary.

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>>212127083
yeah I was very tempted to get on the cans last night lmao but it's just not worth it any more. Hang in there brother

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>>212127059
if he "brushed past", he probably barely had any physical contact with the wog so didn't think it worth apologising for

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>>212126983
Like a cinnamon bun to be honest. The cookie tastes like a cinnamon chocolatey graham cracker. The white part has cinnamon and the dark cream tastes similar but with a bit of crispy bits of sugar.

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212127190
is that where they make ikea furniture?

apparently Brazilians can just arrive in the UK and don't need a visa to stay here.. for some reason

>>212127283
Not sure where you heard this utter rubbish.

>>212127279
yes lad

>>212127297
read it in the daily mail comment section

>>212127190
[ABBA blaring from a distant radio]

>>212127327
Ah I see. My apologies then, I must be mistaken.

>>212127327
>>212127297
It's true, Brazilians don't need a visa

>>212126252 (OP)
>>212126261
>>212126271
>>212126285
mmhmm timmy's wife

>>212127439
oh my days
bessie culd do x

May wank

>>212127269

>>212126653

Reckon my cum sock could be used as a weapon at this point

>>212127456
It's June mate

>>212127456
It's June buddy

>>212127478
mmhmm knocced timmy smoove out LOL
muhammad ali smilin from heaven x

PHWOAARR GET IN LADS

>>212127511
get in lad they will keep you going for many days

People who read books while walking around are truly mental

>>212127600
the US is so beautiful and ecologically diverse, shame it's full of cunts

>>212127617
just say black, mexican and indian

>>212127627
nah white americans are dickheads too

>>212127627
and chinese. don't forget them

smoking rollies with the cat

>>212127640

trying to learn python on VS code
just don't get, don't get it at all

>>212127390
of course they do

>>212127669
don't bother AI has already taken over

>>212127683
yeah i get that AI can write scripts for you, i'm just at a point where i'm too retarded to figure out how to implement them for anything, complete beginner me

got myself a thinkpad specifically for work, i named it the "toiltop"

https://youtu.be/EDHV4PUZvgY?si=Awu9lYsVjQOonRuH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RiHfEtOy6A

>>212127734
for me, it's george jones

been watching dexter: original sin
the actor they got to play him is almost as old as michael c hall was in the original dexter despite it supposed to have taken place like 15 years earlier, bit of a weird choice that

>>212127743
sherman hemsley was a big fan of gong

Mums fucking working from home again I actually hate her

>>212127768
typical goyim. no respect

>>212127768
And what about Dad?

reckon people who abuse children should be sent to prison, dunno why there's such a big hullabaloo on this issue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urrotmeWRx4
in australia you get paid big money to play minecraft IRL

fight club was a gay love story

wish i could afford to live alone, have things where i want them with no one interfering
stupid boomers and chinks raping the housing market

>>212127877
move to coober pedy and become an opal miner

Can't believe we're being held ransom by benniemongs
PIP criteria do need changing, lass in the village gets PIP for agoraphobia and she's down the pub every weekend when it's heaving

Want to big chocolate milkshake

looking at Chinese girls' armpits

>>212127139
where are you i see a couple in my impoverished town but it's not a total takeover

>>212126653
well well well

>the largest crowd for a concert in history was 4.2 million to watch rod stewart on copacabana beach in brazil
are you fucking joking

Finally got a reply from the council

>>212128070
England won

>chinese lass likes black men
wyd?

>>212128070
Can't believe brazil would name a beach after him that killed them little girls last year
Fuckin disgusting needs sorting out

>>212127511
surprised its not called Gay Coon Cum or something

You know when they have adverts saying this African child walks 10 miles every day to a well for water how come they dont just move closer

*enters /brit/*

>>212128191
>Gay Coon Cum
K Pop legend

three cheers for the suckers and the squares

was about to post a photo from the hillsborough disaster in order to ask a question about it but decided not to subject people to that imagery

sausages in the air friar

Might fucking kill myself LOL

Emotional state: grimmage

Rorke texting his gf

>>212128284
Thanks mate, couldn't imagine having to look at a bunch of scousers this time of morning

>>212128442
so what

>>212128442
omds timmy alert

>>212128284
>hillsborough disaster
97 wasn't enough

I love how dominant the black gene is. Top. it trumps, white, asian, latin. I bet only aboriginal dna can dominate black african dna in physiognomic traites. very interesting

>Pornhub to introduce 'government approved' UK age checks

>>212128506
It was meant to be done two days ago and still hasn't been implemented
Odd

ralph pootawn pls go

gchq agents watching me wank

gchq agents watching me bark at my laptop screen while watching trans queens wanking off on chaturbate

>>212128151
Be black

>>212128511
>>212128506
two more weeks yeah?

Just bought some steampunk glasses

>>212128605
steam is exactly what you don't want on your glasses

>>212128003
Are you Irish diaspora?

la la la lava
ch ch ch chicken

Never understood why half of this general is normal and well-adjusted but the other half are vile vulgar freaks trying to one up each other by being as repulsive as possible

>>212126252 (OP)
not what POV means

>>212128702
could be the same people just in different moods

>>212127923
you're a coober pedophile

>>212128702
The answer lies in the origins of /brit/

>>212128880
You are good.

Just became gay just now

things have to change

>>212128923
Wasted.

what's the best british sitcom and why is it peep show?

>>212128934
I have some issues.

need to go to my work event now
cba

>>212128964
Ok.

>>212128974
I am out.

why is it that all the important people tell me they're happy to support me if I need help and then disappear on leave during busy periods and other problems?

something happened in my dream that is illegal. Am i going to jail?

>>212129023
I had a dream where I was being dead flirtatious with james hoffman from coffee youtube

I keep having dreams about sucking dick but in the waking world I'm perfectly straight.

>>212129065

>>212129023
not as such but if the dream involved nonce behaviour you shoud still be removed from society for being a nonce

won't be adding my name to a government porn database

>>212129141
what about your videos

>>212129122
i was speeding on the motorway and got into a police chase.
Why did you default to noncery?

>>212129148
no videos of me exist. exberg wanted to film us shagging but I've got a small willard no way my little pecker is going on camera

>>212129065
nibba dreamin about shagging michael gove

Very much today's fit

>>212129194
no toil today skinny trousers lad?

No jacket
A potential blunder?

*surreptitiously types "small willard" into the database*

>>212129208
Baltic

blud fell for the buttoned-up oxford shirt meme omds

>>212129228
broken clock

>>212129204
There is but it's a team building day
Arguably worse than actual toil

>>212129262
grim
what activities are on the cards?

>>212129288
Tbc all very hush hush
The word is there's going to be some sort of racing involved, perhaps involving go karts or similar

*surreptitiously bashes baton into 3 pm*

>>212126653
Kino

LGBTQ+.

Who do I call if I rape myself? Did not need another wank today and told myself no yet I did it anyway. Sham

>>212129346
Therapy for you

>>212129346
Ok

I hope my postman thinks I’m a wfh chad and not a neet freak. I see him a lot

got the dilly in

>>212129169
pure instinct, tranny

>>212129392
Reckon he doesn't think about you as much as you think about him

>>212129392
is he the person you see the most?

Rebel against it.

Nicki Minaj appears to be a true genius
maybe the smartest woman in music?

>>212129415
He calls me boyo every time he sees me. He’s even waved to me when I’ve been walking home from the shop
>>212129429
No

doing QUITE the poo.
quite the poo indeed.

>>212129453
Thought she'd retired

>>212129463
The Jews!

don’t like how expensive protein powder is

>>212129497
Tell the sellers, not us.

>>212129392
depends, what car have you got parked out front?

>>212129497
Don't think it's so bad given that it's less than a pound per scoop

>>212129462
reckon he wants to post a parcel through your backdoor if you know what i mean

>>212129463
love are Terry, especially in the Monte Carlo film

>>212129484
really?
I was just looking at her catalogue
If she's retired then she would lose to other women like kate bush

£2150 in the bank
it payday alri. it lush

>>212129515
1 series

I have synesthesia, I am wanking to music.

>>212129542
Spend it on visiting your obese alky hero and noshing his arse hole out, loser

>>212129497
just buy in bulk when there's a sale you can get it at less than 50p a scoop which is nothing

>>212129530
A pound for a scoop of poison

>>212129563
can get it in aldi for 8p a kilo

>>212129561
got you seething at 10am. bad night's sleep?

>>212126653
Love walking around knowing I could batter every wog who tries to start something

>>212129577
No you can’t

>>212129577
yikes you wouldn't catch me shopping with the riffraff in aldi

>>212129600
Alright softlad

>>212129588
hilarious that
pop it in the group chat with your mates
oh you don't have any? surprising

>>212129497
you could just drink milk for the same effect

phwor

Suns out
Totally justified in my decision to not wear a coat

>>212129653
Dubai toilets

actually cant fathom living like this for 50 years there is no point to my life

Wanking to the faintest memory of my ex gf

>>212129653
umm soogs, nat and whom?

>>212129665
only got yourself to blame for this predicament, and only you can change it

>>212129665
do something then

>>212129757
He won't

the names Columbo. Detective Columbo.

the names Jim. Jimmy

Lol we are in this position because of Tories and Brexit. Why has every mong in the uk decided the solution is ultra-Tories led by captain Brexit

>>212129653
ah yes, the getting-shit-on-by-saudi-royaltydem

>>212129805
Boring cunt

>Lol we are in this position because of Tories and Brexit. Why has every mong in the uk decided the solution is ultra-Tories led by captain Brexit

shipment of fissile material arriving today

Searching the archive for something and recognising a post I made about how I wasn't happy with my life almost exactly 5 months ago and realising nothing in my life has changed since is unbelievably grim

>>212129829

>>212129858
Wait.

it not right

>kiwibro, why are you so epic and get the girls to suck your penis and lick your asshole
'avent the foggiest my love

>>212129871
this but a thread from 2015 lol

Stop.

>28 years old in a few months, engineering degree from five years ago, couple years relevant work experience, NEET currently, non-virgin, no friends, no hobbies, no drive, 35k savings, living at home in my childhood bedroom. It's too late to gain momentum now.
Guess I was right

>>212129883
This man is my people, he's beautiful

prawn cocktail crisps are just sour cream and chives crisps without the chives

why did my post get deleted

>>212129722
>>212129653
nvm I found it corrrr puppiwii lezzing off with soogs that's the wank sorted

>>212129883
shaming people for obesity and alcoholism isn't very progressive

racist gits ik ook

>>212129967
I’m not progressive

>>212129997
two-tier monkey racism

>>212129997
Stop.

>>212129944
cor...

scranulated two energy drinks whizzing around like a maniac

>>212130066
Stop.

People shit on team building events but there's none at my current job and I haven't spoken to anyone or made any friends in the 8 months I've worked here.

don't be afraid to catch feels (ha)
Ride drop top and chase thrills
I know you ain't afraid to pop pills (straight up)

I wish I was a bee among her pretty flowers
Oh I'd never sting her
You know I'd love to bring her
Honey sweet as she

>>212127677
Nope
We don't need a visa to go there either

managed to lick the tip of my own dick once when i was a skinny teenager

>>212130117
yeah now imagine having to do a bunch of cringy pointless tasks with people you havent spoken to before or since

>>212130224
Ok.

>>212130117
Pizza party and fizzy drinks for all!

getting vigorously buggered up the arse

>>212129944
timmy luv dem masculine women

>>212130274
stop lying, so sick of all the porky pies in this general

>>212130224
Is your entire life just spamming news articles on 4chan.org

>>212130366
Inasenseyes

Exterminationist NS is the future.

Would smack rorke in his glass jaw

>>212130454
Wouldn’t do shit u fat pussy

gonna move to Thurmond, West Virginia

>>212130304
yeh like emma raducanu lmao timmy crush

>Kier Starmer announces new laws. Police will come into your house and MAKE SURE YOU'RE TAKING HRT AND WANKING TO BLACKED!
Lads, wtf

>>212130224
Who by? Some paki or the PM? Could be either

This country is completely dead.

The level of utter incompetence is unsustainable, plus the flood of noggerish biomass is completely out of control.

The population are largely completely servile runts.

>>212130554
Is this true @Grorke

>>212130579
Get the nuHitler in

Got a 1 to 1 meeting in 5 minutes. Always grim

>>212130579
t. smelly NEET leech who sits in his childhood bedroom all day wanking

>couple days ago I asked cloggy for a sxyprn alt since it got banned
>he says there isn't one but posted a link
>2 days later pic related

https://pmvhaven.com/

>>212130621
ktim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6QbpLf9zBs

>>212130646
Porn is destroying your brain, quit now

>>212126653
rorke dropped

>>212130673
and that's just allowed on youtube is it?

>>212130703
No, clearly not. If you click her channel it's brand new so she's clearly been banned for it before

>>212130675
my pp go dokkan!

Timmy O'Fallon's wife

Off to put some petrol in the old automobile

>>212130749

>>212130749
their mouths look dinosaur/lizard-like

>>212130749

>>212130800
>>212130840
japs mog filthy archosaurs

>>212130871
meant for >>212130803

cant wait for the new

>>212130871
Why does she look SEA ? Got that monkey-ish look

The "British" man who got arrested at Disney land was actually a paki

>>212130954
Just following in the steps of his Prophet

>>212130916
she's okinawan brown

>>212130974
he's sikh or hindu

>>212130673
very impressive pair to be fair

>>212131018
be quiet timmy

JAV has perfected optics, I struggle to not get horny just viewing SFW JAV tings

James O'Brien is discussing dating apps on LBC

>>212131055
I speak truth jap make up turned this mid english lass into a porcelain peng ting

>>212131081
what's he saying to it

>>212128702
All me

you're gonna love my next post

Tedious weeb spams the files he's fallen in love with and unironically considers to be his girlfriends

>>212131121
I love all of your posts <3

Who do you fancy?

>>212131135
What is this word ""?

>>212131135
the word pancake comes to mind

>"Ryland Headley is accused of forcing entry into the Bristol home of Louisa Dunne, 75, before sexually attacking and fatally strangling her."

>>212131094
Makeup only tricks retarded men
Normal men can see straight through it

>>212131143
fancied a lass at my work but she left for a new job

lots of people leaving of late. Gives me an uncomfortable feeling, like I am stuck wasting my life in this job while everyone else moves on to better things.

>>212131101
Men are calling in saying they just get ghosted

>>212131135

>>212131188
KTIM ALERT!

KTIM KTIM KTIM KTIM!

>>212131185
>>212131185
>>212131185

>>212131182
just like fake tatters complete turn off to the man of taste

Ugh, I'm hungover and have some sort of cold. On top of that, the gfberg who I told I wanted some time apart from messaged last night complaining that I was ignoring her.
It's not even been a week.
FUCK SAKE

>>212128708
what if she's looking in the mirror

>>212126653
How do you die in just one punch

>>212131943
get punched once, then die. Simple as.