Every time I see Filipino writing on the Internet it always looks like this:
>You know, sa mabakakaka whenever I yobogo mga nga ang bakang enpo baga but I was going to uga buga however bogodogo etanpe ekakkape nga bing bong insurance company gamga hmogoda ganbga grug gnang mong dong wasn't really that obvious and mdo gogog hetka mang nang pupu pipi, so what bung should I do kakkokopa?

>>212126705 (OP)
That's Tagalog, the national language of the Philippines

>>212126705 (OP)
It really do be like that.

>>212126958
My example was completely made up and satirical but I just find it funny how many Filipino languages not just tagalog are a mishmash of the language and English. It's really jarring to read or hear.

>>212126705 (OP)
That's just copying how Americans speak on average

>>212126994
> My example was completely made up and satirical
Yes, and so is Tagalog

>>212127000
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>>212126994
Tagalog is to Spanish like English is to French

>>212127041
Imagine how the Romans would feel if they heard English

>>212127000
>That's just copying how Americans speak on average
Coming from the guy whos' language makes everybody in Europe want to the nearest bottle of bleach and pour it directly over their eyes

When I listten to Filipinos speak I can sometimes hear a smattering of English and Spanish words in their incomprehensible native language.

>>212126705 (OP)
We are a whimsical people

>>212127268
I like languages that adapt loanwords. At least I can't tell they're speaking with English every other word because it's so assimilated into their phonetic system that it sounds like a foreign word. Japanese does this well for example. With Tagalog it's not even loanwords. English and Tagalog are just kinda spliced together being arbitrarily switched between in the same sentence, every other sentence, etc. with seemingly no rhyme or reason.

>>212127331
Code Switching is jarring. The're no flow, just sounds like a Wam! Bam! Thank You Mam!

>>212127415
I wonder if English was ever like this at one point with French?

>>212127431
English Grammar is still predominantly Germanic; the French and Latin vocabulary, may form majoirty of our words, but the structure is still Germanic. We are actually the simplest Germanic language and we sound close to being a French Creole when compared to other Germanic languages like Dutch, German, or Swedish, since our tenses and conjugations are so simplified compared to other Germanic languages.

>bing bong insurance company

>>212127472

Their President is literally called "Bong bong"