I have gone 8395 days without sex

>>212126740 (OP)
Fine give me your address ill go fuck you

>>212126740 (OP)
>8395
that's a big oof from me bro
(you're not missing much)

>>212126740 (OP)
same...
23 may be the worst age there is

>>212126740 (OP)
>>212126799
Minors GTFO

>>212126740 (OP)
if i could turn my days of not having sex into a banknote right now i would be able to buy a baguette in my country

>>212127322
my captcha says sex, hope i'll get laid soon

>>212127322
What stopped you from having sex realistically speaking?

>>212127430
i dont have a girlfriend and i dont know how to hire a prostitute without getting scammed or get into cop's honeypots

>>212127462
ask the prostitute if she will be your girlfriend

>>212127502
only work for white people and korean businessmen here

i have gone 5 days without sex

>>212126740 (OP)
>>212126799
underage fakecels.

statistically you will both have a loving gf/wife whose past you don't ask questions about by the time you're 26

>>212127583
im an incel and I've lost my virginity at 17 to a fellow femcel girl

>>212126740 (OP)
Ok, you have 25185 left to remedy that situation.

>>212127609
>stolen valor normalfag again
why do they keep doing this? why would you want to pretend to be a incel?

if you have had sex, are having sex right now, or will ever go on to have sex in your life, you're not a incel, were never a incel and will never be a incel. fuck off.

>>212126740 (OP)
I am 27 and I have NEVER done anything penetrative. However I have given and received oral, gotten handjobs, and done 69
God I miss her

>>212127777
actually I think that im less normalfaggy than your average virgin incel, you see those faggots using tinder and simping for normie women instead of dating femcels a normal incel can have a meaningful relationship with

>>212127800
refer to >>212127777

fuck off.

>>212126765
Don't lie, feels great.

>>212127800
>her

>>212127812
I have never had sex, as detailed in my post. Third base is not sex

>>212127811
I will tear open your abdomen with a rusty, dull knife and hang you by your own entrails.

>>212126740 (OP)
stop the pain

>>212127828
stfu faggot. someone was willing to interact with you in a romantic/sexual way. you're not a incel, you're not a virgin and you don't belong. you don't have any clue what it's like. kys.

>>212127829
why are you so toxic?
if you are like one of those faggots on incels.is then literally just stop being incel, stop believing in the pill theories and all that, go outside and talk to females or try to approach them on the internet, just not on retarded normie dating apps

>>212127833
r u ugly

>>212126740 (OP)
>I have gone 8395 days without sex
When you say it like that it sounds like you had it
t. 25 yo truecel

amateurs.....

>>212127879
fuck off you are not a incel and you are not qualified to speak on any incel-adjacent topics. go do your normalfag things. I will not read anything you write and I will not pay attention to any suggestions, recommendations, whatever you give

>>212126740 (OP)
This incel pride thing is more cringe than gay one with the rainbow flag.

>>212127918
im also a truecel (according to incels wiki truecel is someone who is very ugly) and I have sex regularly

>>212127918
>25 yo truecel
statistically you will be married to some roast by 27

truecels start after 27-28 because that's when the post-wall roastie lifeline dries up for most guys

>>212127936

> wife was pregnant and gave birth recently
> didn't sex in the later part of the third trimester, still in that 6 week post birth no sex period
> can't stop looking at her ass and wanting to dick her down
I can't believe I've become a MILFfag

>>212127887
yes

>>212127956
>I'm a true involuntary celibate
what are you trying to bait
>>212127962
>roast
No I won't because roastie girls don't find me experienced or exciting enough and honestly I won't waste any effort or energy on roasties. They're not for relationships.

>>212128097
ur beautiful to me

>>212127817
Gay men are much harder to score than women on average you retard. You’d still be an incel if you were a fag

>>212128114
truecel means someone very ugly, do your research

>>212128140
>were

>>212127322
beat me to it

>>212128121
thanks bro but 12.206 days speak for themselves