what if you had an italian cat

Italian cats meow like this

I'm sex

>>212129459 (OP)
same hoe?

>>212129459 (OP)
Thats insane

>>212130110
Its over, shes been riced

>>212130147
que?

>>212130180
the toilet chikanned her o algo

>>212130147
A bunch of Italians, both male and female (also including their spawn in the americas), have yellow fever
t. knower

>>212129459 (OP)
>what if you had an italian cat
Mating Press/Missionary breeding position

>>212130259
I was just making a joke about the toilet nobody understood, but that is something ive heard

>>212130401
look up cute princess type italian girls on instagram and they always have asian bfs
some are posted here occasionally

>>212130401
>>212130481
collage some ricecel here made i found on the archive for example

>>212129459 (OP)
RIP my dick.

>>212129459 (OP)
Remastered

>>212131195
what it did remaster?

>>212131466
I had the 4.9 MB "source" and encoded a VP9 webm off it making use of every possible byte under the 4chan limit

I need an Italian whore's boobs in my mouth rn.

>>212129459 (OP)
i need an italian gf just like this and I need her to titfuck me till it hurts

Women like this are a myth, i see hundreds of people everyday and the average woman looks just average. My gf is very average too.

>>212130481
umm does. this mean i have a chance with gio scotti

>>212129459 (OP)
I cannot get romantically involved with women

>>212132533
No, you fucking chink. MALE Italians have a thing for asian girls. (Like me)

>>212129459 (OP)
>>212130110
>>212130180
BOGGED

>>212129459 (OP)
I would immediately kill it

>>212130481
Is that luigi mangione

>>212135021
Ofc.
Ofc you do you sick fucking faggot.
What, do you also have a thing for british food? Finnshit weather? Commie architecture?
YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF ASAP Y OU FUCKING SHITALIAN TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD TSD

>>212129459 (OP)
You wouldn't believe me, but I'm not into udder sized racks (not advocating for flapjacks either).

>>212130110
I want to put my Giappone in her usi

>>212130069
First post Best post

>>212137405
why are you gay

>>212129459 (OP)
BOOBA

>>212137638
after dating girls with massive tits I'm fine with a B cup now

>>212130110
god I wish that were me (the toilet)

>>212137405
Uff! CRINGE!!!!

>>212129459 (OP)
show this video to anyone with ED and they will be instantly cured

>>212141539
ED?

>>212141691
Erect dick. Hes saying he's gay

>>212129459 (OP)
>>212130110
>>212130180
I don't mean this in a pejorative sense, but Italians really are brown. She looks like one of my Syrian classmates.

>>212142324
pls post pics

>>212141987

>>212142324
before browsing /int/ i would have said that this is white, i thought of myself as white but more tanned because i live in a sunnier place than most of Europe. it was a rude awakening

>>212142324
Your Syrian classmate is way uglier

>>212142782
Same. 4chan ruined me. I assumed I was white my whole life, and then I realized that I look different from other white people. Even though my skin isn't dark it has a yellow undertone and my facial features are different from being Italian American

>>212136558
yes

>>212142890
>my facial features are different from being Italian American
different from or different for?

>>212142324
southern italians yeah, they're basically arabs

>>212136598
damn dude, like chill is not like we are ruining your life or something, also suomi is kinda of cool.

>>212142997
For

>>212143006
You are that 40 yo virgin loser Sizzi, aren't you?
Even Sicilians who have the highest mena admixture only have a few percentage points of it

>>212142997
But it's also kinda funny because people will sometimes think I'm some sort of arab and as soon as I explain that nothing my background is Italian the entire mood changes and suddenly my presence is acceptable. I totally understand why brown people pretend to be us.


And for the Italians in this thread, I understand I'm not really Italian or whatever, but my genes and surname come from your country and in America you have to tell people that you're something besides American when they ask these questions. Don't ask me why that is, I don't know. You have to say that you're German or Irish or Italian or something else

>>212143294
im italian brazilian but i dont look brown latino nor brown italian nor very white italian (like many italian brazilians do) actually
i look like some sort of fairly light complexion broadly southern european mix
its just mostly portuguese + italian i think

>>212129459 (OP)
Raora?

>>212143128
yes they still have considerably darker skin and arabian facial features, evidently those few percentage points are enough to ruin an otherwhise white person.

>>212144287
raora is probably fat and ugly and her tits are nowhere near that size

>>212129459 (OP)
IL SUPERGATTO ITALIANO È TURNAT!

>>212145940
È REALE?!?!?!

>>212145867
lurk more she is cute (by EN standards)

>>212146395
her tits are nowhere near that size

>>212130110
>camera filter messes up
filters should be illegal

>>212130110
She looks like an Aardman Animations character

>>212145830
Celtic as fuck saar, not like those ''arabian'' terun

>>212141539
Yeah but then you get depression because you can't have her

>>212132227
I did encounter a small number of women with giant tits but that's because they were fat

>>212149276
unlucky

>>212150394
Do titcows (tettamucche) exist in Italy?

>>212150576
>tettamucche

>>212151254
In Croatian it's sisokrave. Funny and cute.
Too bad we can't translate terms like "fuckmeat" and "fucktoy". I think they're hot but sadly they only work in English