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>>212125502Lunar edition
>>212129081Are you really a lolcow with a KF page?
pole-jeet is docking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZcfHni6L5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZcfHni6L5M
Business idea: competitive post-sunburn skin peeling. Two categories, artistic freestyle peeling and speed peeling
>>212131384You ever peel away some sunburnt skin and find out itโs Jesus-shaped?
>>212131498Nah just a flake that looked like saint bartholomew
>>212131566Aye carumba man
If a 21 year old orangutan tried to purchase alcohol with real money, do you think they'd let him do it?
>>212132305you won't pussy
>>212132305>Avoid man to refer to all humansThatโs the origin of the word โmanโ THOUGH. It used to be that โmanโ just meant human or person (or humanity as a whole, such as in the โone small step for manโ moon speech), and then you had โweremanโ (like werewolf) and โwifemanโ (which transformed into โwomanโ over time) as respective names for the sexes. โWeremanโ stupidly got abbreviated to โmanโ in the Middle Ages.
Walking doggo early to avoid the heat
saw this dude while driving yesterday
>>212133316did you flip him off?
>>212133316Do you have a jeep?
I wish the milk man would deliver more milk
I wish the milkman would stop sleeping with my wife
this is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYVzme2fybU
>Finally put the AC in last night
>it's raining today, heatwaves over
Iโm sweating like a whore in church
>>212135244it was an iranian victory, chud
feel like walking off the job and disappearing into the wild blue yonder. but i wonโt
>>212135421The zionist terrorist entity was forced to sue for peace, as they were running out of interceptor missiles. Considering that they started the war, and they did not achieve their war goals, thatโs an L.
stretches my flaccid cock over the surface of the table and pins it there with a steak knife
Steam sale today. What slop are you niggas lookin' to buy? I have a few rougelikes on my list.
>>212136149nothing I only buy physical media
>>212136218Do they even make physical media for PC games these days?
The 2am shift was a success. Working nights is perfect for recovering neets and freaks
>>212136348congrats anon. we'll make a wagie out of you yet.
>>212136255I have no idea, I do not concern myself with such lowly things. I am consolechad.
went gambling and won a steam sale balance
>>212136647umm based?
I made a new world and am setting up my crops and cowcrushers rn
I think I will try to become a lawyer. Some scumbag executive defence attorney for the one percent. Rising to the top and living the rich fuckboy lifestyle, banging escorts and getting wasted as much as possible. Then one night, finally leaping from the balcony of my Manhattan sub-penthouse, and meeting the embrace of concrete and the only relief I would ever know since I was carved from the womb. Thatโs my dream.
>>212136983>unknown horrors
>>212132464That's the retarded thing about how "offensive" language evolves. It almost always starts out completely innocuous and then becomes "hateful" because people to whom the word applies don't like being labled by it. We should ignore overly sensitive people like we used to
>>212136737Epic for the win. Turning organic compost into rich soil(farmer's delight) is taking forever so I'm just gonna leave it afk while I make breakfast.
>>212137133whats he doing there?
accidentally looked a girl in the face. hopefully i am not arrested or lynched
>>212137006>horrors include, but are not limited to: >existential crisis>loss of meaning>not enough covfefe
>>212135661Their war goal was to incite the hardliners and drum up wavering support for the prevailing party, which they certainly did. Also to delay irans nuclear program, which maybe did maybe didn't, who really knows. Same as it ever was, but people like to declare wins and losses before conflicts are even over (it'll never be over)
>>212137193im drinking covfefe right now
Lord Mamdani. NY is about to be based again. The city that inspired Gotham
Really Iโm eating cottage cheese and I wish I could drunk drive right now
>>212136492>console chadConsoles are for poor casuals
I bought the fancy beer for a few dollars more. the name a movie
>>212137154picking up snacks
>>212137342this was once the case, many decades ago. now they are exclusively for the wealthy who can afford to game on large TVs.
poor cretins prefer a dingy monitor in a basement coupled with some rickety box of bolts and whirring fans.
PC PEASANTRY I SPIT ON THEE.
>only job available is a janitor position
fuck no, after thinking about it i decided to ditch that job interview.
>>212137560>consolefag>poor>ignorantEvery such case
fatherberg wants me to pick him up at 12am
they ruined mario kart world online with the new update. fuck me I'll guess I'll have to go to troon discord servers to have decent matches
>>212137634Bud I'm about to sign on for the hell that is Amazon delivery, you take what you can get
"beggars can't be choosers" you know? Don't you need the money? Your arrogance will ruin you
>>212137687Hell yeah Egypt! Proud of you.
>>212137647now post the Tier 1 version instead of a used one full of corn syrup and dust mites
>>212137754That's not used brother. Even the ps5, much maligned for it's price, is half the cost of a good PC
>>212137739Don't reply to the bot please
>>212137791why did you post an Xbox One tho you may as well have posted a Dreamcast
Americans be like I could care less
>>212137836I'm finna fart in your mouth
>>212137791if that's true, it means that a proper gaming setup of a PS5 is $800 + at least $2,000 for a proper 84" QLED TV so....yeah....sorry about that pal...better luck next time?
>>212137791that's half the cost of a mid pc albeit, like what would probably be categorized as a budget gaming laptop
Watching a video on the last days of ceausescu and his wife. Makes me wonder how eastern europe would have been today without the defiling touch of soviet enterprise snatching it all up under the pretext of liberation
>>212137893>84" qledlol. Lmao no
>>212137935yeah it is a tragic story. even in spite of this the EU somehow managed to co-opt most of Europe and enslave them with a "union" that is effectively just as oppressive, and they just turned the entire continent into a gulag instead of shipping people off in the distance
Brown consolefags try to make this argument all the tie as a way of legitimizing their degenerate lifestyles, but I as a white PC gamer am above such petty bickering because my superiority is objective and without question
walking around trying to kill random passersby with chud telekinesis
I have a console (switch)
>console war
Can we argue about iPhone vs Android next thread?
i need to get some groceries but it's 9am and i don't wanna look unemployed
the only reason people game on PC is so they can quickly switch between their game and Destiny streams + tranny porn
literally the only reason.
>A spokesperson for Hezbollah told Newsweek that the Iran-aligned Lebanese militant group did not have immediate plans to retaliate against Israel and the United States after President Donald Trump ordered direct U.S. strikes against Iranian nuclear facilities.
It's Hezbollover
i have the bestest graphics card and cpu. jealous chud?
>>212138232people will just think you're a shift worker or a wagie with odd hours who gets Thursdays off but slaves on Sat/Sun
I remember my days before I was a work from home Chad, I would have to do groceries in the middle of a Tuesday or something and it felt retarded. Just old people and pregnant ladies walking around.
I still use my old 1080Ti with 12gb of VRAM
>>212138221It's all in good fun desu. I pc game primarily but I have a ps5, xbox (which I always forget about because it has shit games mostly) and a switch I mostly use to play games with the wife
itโs quite severely over for me
>>212138349Grocery stores at odd hours are how I learned to hate old people
Rudest retards around
>>212138402My wife bought a Switch 2 and now all my friends on the 'Chon think I'm a soyboy...
>>212137110cute twink game
>>212138474yeah seniors are typically rude, but we've entered a new age where BOOMERS are now seniors so the rudeness has almost doubled. most entitled generation ever + being old and decrepit = miserable 24/7. the advent of technology has only given them even more options for being difficult, they love writing shitty Google reviews about businesses or slandering them on Faceberg.
>>212138527I had an old boomer woman act like she was squaring up with me because she thought I had to stop and let her go ahead of me when I was walking into the door
Called her a fat retard
>band i like released a new single for the first time in a long time
>they toned down all the avant garde stuff that used to draw me to it, and it now sounds like slop youโd hear over the intercom in a store
>formerly cute female vocalist is now fat
Itโs so over
>>212138637This is definitely getting more common, they have absolutely zero self awareness or social skills now. They drive around parking lots like dickheads too, taking spots, blocking entranceways while they idle their car for 25 minutes, and just leaving shopping carts floating around the parking lot to bang into other peoples vehicles and block spots.
Saw a lazy fuck at Home Depot just shove his cart out into the lot when he was done even though the kid with the orange vest was 10 feet away and could've just handed it off to him.
>>212138719>and just leaving shopping carts floating around the parking lot to bang into other peoples vehicles and block spots.
>>212138761but one day some shitlord is going to slam a cart into your vehicle and bust it up - don't you care about that?
>>212138719Any parking lot will have at least a third of the spaces occupied by carts or fat retards who park in two spots when thereโs a lot of old ducks shopping
Theyโre also big fan of parking like negroes at gas stations by parking right in front of the entrance, blocking half of the path, while there are empty parking spots 10 feet away
Genuinely yesterday some boomer cunt pulled over and yelled at me about not letting him cut me off
The old men and even the old women act like theyโre ready to fistfight at all times
>post once
>retarded ass god damn 2 minute timer resets YET AGAIN
>>212138744let me help haha
>>212138856they have a false sense of security because they'll just whip out their phones and start screaming about how they're recording all of this and you're now in big trouble and they're calling the cops and boy you're gonna be sorry buddy and they're gonna post it on FACEBOOK so TAKE THAT!
they are basically spoiled brat teenagers. loads of disposable income, unlimited free time, and entitled to everything. they would definitely benefit from some Urkelkin just knocking them out.
saw a guy who must have been 6โ8 with a lady who was 6โ4
>>212138474same old women especially push those evil cunts down the stairs
Millennials endlessly whine about everything like they're living the hardest lives of any humans in history because they're constantly seething about Boomers
Gen X got fucked too but they're not crying about it
Zoomers don't have it any easier than them, arguably harder due to how Millennials changed society
>>212139406>Gen X got fuckedlmao. lol even. Gen X could buy a brand new 2,000SF house for $190,000 in the year 2000, when an average middle-class salary was $60-70k.
Gen X and boomers have absolutely nothing to complain about.
Zoomers will definitely have it even harder, no doubt. But millies really are the first generation in a while to get completely fucked over by "the system". They all went to school, got their degrees, studied hard and were responsible and then boomers were like "lol we want 20 yrs experience sry kiddo maybe a 6 month contract position part time 15 hours week best I can do hurf durf".
One advantage zoomies DO have is the ability to work remotely more than ever before, and that's huge.
>>212139550>One advantage zoomies DO have is the ability to work remotely more than ever before, and that's huge.Zoomers can't use computers though
I am trying to achieve greatness with the Katana. Is this not allowed in the United States?
can't decide if I want taco bell, wendys, or arbys
>>212139868Arbyโs is doodoo stinky
>>212139884that's simply untrue
curly fries are god tier and their tendies are good with arbys sauce
what the fucking shit on my balls the sale isnt up yet
Let me guess: you "need" more?
>>212139527i was born under a gypsy curse which has doomed me to misfortune my whole life long
>>212139960What's that in the cup? And what's the recipe for that chicken?
>>212140143Chocolate milk
Perdue frozen chicken chunks
>>212140078were you actually? what is your misfortune? are you brown?
>>212130716 (OP)HOCH HABSBURG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AwIWi6r0p4
My money build your country
>>212140398a gypsy curse, a bad star, singled out by the archons, beset upon by psychic energy vampires. i donโt know the cause but statistically my luck is too bad and the world is too hostile towards me for it to be chance. between this post and the last another disappointing failure has hit my life
>>212139592neither can boomers or Gen X
>>212139960pure sloppa holy shit
>>212130716 (OP)Our thoughts on this picture?
unbelievable. truly unbelievable.
Prancing nougat in the meadow
Sings a song of satisfaction
TO THE WORLD
Dangerous opinion alert: David Lynch is a tryhard faggot, massively over-rated and extremely limited in his talents. Different for the sake of different is cinematic cancer.
>>212141260Twin Peaks is kino thougheverbeit
>>212141286Perfect example of something so highly over-rated and undeserving of its status. Lynch's entire career is defined by hipsters dickriding him because he couldn't make anything good and they enjoy liking garbage.
>>212140833you didn't answer if you're brown but what happened little nigga? are you having ISSUES or are you sperging out over inconsequential shit? i have the time today. just packed a bowl.
>>212140970GenX and millennials mastered computertry
Zoomers need an app to do anything
>>212141439incels do NOT exist in the united states
Speaking of hack directors new Yorgosslop is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4BCpJ44Qg
>>212141472*dies* enjoy getting your anus violated in prison after you're incarcerated for murder, you bitch.
i'm a driver, i'm a winner. things are gonna change soon, I can feel it
>>212141585I shit on your piss
>>212141698*pisses on your shit*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R2D9RLolHcE
whats your excuse to be a virgin in the united states, just go to your local sexy white girl street hooker
>>212141861Hookers don't count
>>212141768https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn-iy8HOuZo&pp=ygUPdWJlciBqZWV0cyBzb25n
>>212141889it does when they're super sexy, if they're brown and ugly it does not
>>212141012>is that.....chicken and rice??! AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!Cope + noguns + stupid + sissy
what do hookers wear when its cold outside
>>212139884The wojak reporter is cute
being so addicted to porn that you feel compelled to spam it in unrelated threads on blue boards is a level of pathetic I didn't realize exists
do the ends justify the means
>being so addicted to porn that you feel compelled to spam it in unrelated threads on blue boards is a level of pathetic I didn't realize exists
>>212142177you should try going outside sometime, man
i'm closing the deal on fallout 4, death stranding is like 2x the price so wont be adding that
>Sooooooooooo open the doooooor
>>212142219cooked his loser ass
I need to stop being such a RIZZLER now my bratty goddess with her strict โno face/no meetupsโ rule in her bio asked me if I want to come see her and a friend how am I gonna get out of this
>Fallout 4 is now 10 years old
>2025
>steam is still incapable of preparing for big sales
I don't want Fallout 3 to be remade
I want New Vegas
Last game I bought was Crusader Kings 3 but I haven't played it for like two years
Im waiting for fallout season 2 on Amazon prime featuring Ella purnell
i've played through fallout 4 like 3 times already so i can justify buying it plus its cheap right now
>>212142346I slowly came to the realization that I don't want any game I liked to be remade. The result is always worse. They mess with the story and dialogue, the strip the charm out of the presentation, they will completely destroy the ambience with their hamfisted modern lighting models.
>>212142440I want it remade so they can implement all the stuff Obsidian couldn't because of budget/time constraints, with more NPCs so the game doesn't feel empty, and a fully-realized New Vegas
It won't happen but that doesn't stop me from wanting it
These days I only play games in a social setting with friends. Gaming a lone just appears sad
>>212142631>he says, socializing through an anonymous cantonese crafts forum for incels
I play video games for 1-2 hours Saturday morning and that's it
I play video games for 8-12 hours Monday to Sunday and that's it
>>212142715Get a goddamn job, hippie
>>212142646Yummy! And your honorable duty.
What did you order my American friend.
>>212142823Quarter pounder meal with a sprite and an apple pie
us manlets need to stick together
>>212142851That's at least 1600 calories without any sauce for the fries.
>>212142917no it isn't. it's like 1200
Being under 5'10 as a man should give you the option to be euthanized
It's cruel to let us suffer like this with chronic and untreatable Manletitis
>>212142851#YumAlert
I never get sprite at fast food places idk.
It just needs a coke.
>212142917Andโฆ?
>>212143043That's over half the population
>>212143065this, anything above 5'7 is not manlet
>>212143037>520 calories for the quarter pounder>500 calories for fries>280 calories for the Sprite>240 calories for the apple pie1504 calories
621
md5: e5f0fd8c769c6f614ff635d7c3b6fa95
๐
I'm 5'6 with thinning hair but women don't ignore me because I actually respect boundaries and talk to them like human beings before anything. Having a good jawline helps lol
Where's the chicanon who saw himself in the background of a podcast?
>>212143065>less strain on natural resources>more work opportunities with less workers>housing will become extremely plentiful>vast majority of nonwhites are gone>improved genetics for future generations>>212143139I think he assumed you got a large meal because you're a big strong boy
>>212142219That's not all me so you moded like a mf
>>212143141I don't have problems getting women either but that doesn't mean that my existence is a net negative
>>212143161Unlike selecting against hereditary disease with voluntary genetic counseling, selecting for height isn't inherently helping anything. Tall people also need more resources. Read the ethics papers on this
Being tall is determined by the pareto distribution, not the median. You wouldn't say that someone who is 51st percentile (barely above average) on income is rich. It's usually the 80:20 rule that determines such a category. What's 80th percentile for height? It's exactly the number everyone obsesses over: 6'
>>212143141you're ftm though
>>212143199>That's not all me so you moded like a mfNTA but you literally use the same filename
>>212143225It's time to acknowledge the fact that manlets are inherently physically inferior
>>212143266But I didn't make some of those posts, so that's fake news
It's unethical to make me suffer
I think the government should send agents to covertly inject me with cyanide
>>212143296Someone happened to save your picture and changed the automatic filename to match yours?
>>212143252If I was I'd be on the tall side of normal for one.
As a 5'7 subhuman, I genuinely should not be alive
I am a mistake
Everything I have should belong to a better man
>>212141348i have issues. my life is objectively no good. thereโs no need to air them here because advice is lost on me. and yes iโm brown
If itโs any consolation for you manlet sisters out there, Iโm 6โ3 and struggle to tell the difference between various heights under 6โ1. You could be 5โ6, or maybe 5โ10, and I donโt know or care
Why is Jason so easily triggered?
>>212132305nothing pisses me off more than the ongoing effort to make man always a gendered term. if you say man plurally as men, yeah you're talking about men as a gender. if you say it plurally as mankind you're talking about the human race collectively. these people don't understand linguistics so they think they have the right to mutilate the word's usage.
WE ARE ALL MANKIND, OUR ENTIRE GENUS IS NAMED "MAN" AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN THERE ARE NO WOMEN
Why, o Lord, hath thou forsaken me? Why hast thou cursed me to a life so close to the dust and not the sky?
>>212143342Only logical answer
>>212143611dude you're talking about the same people who get upset because "woman" has "man" in it so they write it "womyn"
>>212143636shut yo bitch ass up
>>212143609Is that Jason's mom?
Do you think she knows about him trooning out?
>>212143342not in this specific instance, but i do silly little things like that (i.e. impersonating someone else and then acting a fool) to fuck with people from time to time
hired a lawyer for traffic court that was scheduled for april 4 and still no final judgement and it's been continued 3 times now
first till may 23, then june 26, now august 8
i hate being in limbo
Jason and Terrone don't even post anymore
They're both my personas now and everything I post of them is actually AI generated
>>212143703how about being in bimbo
>>212143703what did you (not) do anon?
>>212143703your sixth amendment rights are being TRAMPLED and i think you should get off for free because of it
>>212143703I had a DUI incident in early May. Court was scheduled for June but got moved to late September. I'm pretty sure they'll reach a plea deal before trial.
Wait... Are there venomous iguanas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaFCMY1Wck4
>>212143852get the bodycam footage for us and upload it to Youtube
Fy6
md5: ba09486c0331f85975541a57aa217854
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>>212143740i nodded off while driving and ended up rear ending someone who was slowing down for an oncoming police car
i got 3 tickets total and one of them is reckless driving which is the big fuck
>>212143852don't drink and drive
>>212143902sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit. i mean, that sucks and all but falling asleep while you're driving is pretty damn reckless bro.
>>212143912to keep the fool from crashing
They don't care about the things I say on twitter
Thinking about starting a modelling agency
Would you a girl with a human cloaca
>>212143912I waited and got a sandwich before driving. I was still a bit over the limit though
>I waited and got a sandwich before driving
pussy ass bitch pussy ass bitch bitch
>>212144323I waited like a couple hours.
>>212144370how many? and how many drinks?
I want a white woman to fuck a black man
i'd take a non white as long as she didnt look black
I want to be a white woman
>>212144392I was following the 1:1 ratio. Turns out it takes longer than that for alcohol to metabolize
>>212144528half life for alcohol is 2-3 hours
>>212144608I mean for BAC to fall. For a standard drink in the US it takes about 90-105 minutes for BAC to return to baseline.
>>212143493you have good maintained hands for somebody with issues. is not taking advice one of your issues? are these psychological problems or are you in debt? i can give good practical real world advice for free.
i have become dependent on chatgpt
>>212131205>THE EARTH IS FLA-ACK>GRAVITY IS FAK--AAACK>HUMANS HAVE NEVER WENT INTO SP-AAAAAACK ACK AAAAAAAACKDziฤkujฤ, panu Uznaลskiemu-Wiลniewskiemu!
>>212144692im talking about the time taken by the liver to metabolize 50% of the alcohol
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/how-long-does-alcohol-stay-in-your-system
>>212144734It's simply a fantastic tool to ask stuff.
>>212144692>The half-life of alcohol is four to five hours. A half-life is how long it takes for your body to get rid of half of it. But you need about five half-lives to get rid of alcohol completely. So, it takes about 25 hours for your body to clear all the alcohol.
>>212144734nothing wrong with it
i love richard stallman to death
he hates it
probably cause he's jealous it's not muh free software
oh well
>>212144734it's nice but depending on how you use it will end up making you an idiot. use it to learn because if you don't it will performing basic competencies for you until you lose the ability to do them yourself. so many kids are chatgpt'ing through the school system and coming out of it genuinely retarded
>>212144723material issues: i am dirt poor, i live in moms house where i share a room with two children and pay half of what i make on rent for the privilege, my job is demeaning and terrible and pays nothing, i have no education not even high school, i am incompetent and retarded, iโm ugly
psychological issues: i am a bitchmade depressive and have been for many years, i am socially retarded and canโt communicate with people beyond one word answers, iโm an evil ornery chud and i donโt like anyone, i am deeply anhedonic and canโt take pleasure in anything so i am experiencing 100% torture every waking moment without respite
i donโt have debt though
Im still laughing at this
>>212144781Health class was wrong then
>>212144952is this why they're always falling to their deaths when they go abroad? never had that freedom before?
20 year old carberg passed inspectionstein
>>212145161passed the inspection award
somehow we don't even have vehicle inspections, we can drive whatever we want around
>somehow we don't even have vehicle inspections, we can drive whatever we want around
>>212145237Chud states don't have them either
Saw this graffiti in the parking garage
>>212145385more like Goony amirite
My state requires inspection but doesnt require insurance
>>212145684>doesn't require insurancethat's insane actually
>>212145570I noticed the graffiti has been getting more discouraged and sad lately.
>>212145788being intelligent is far worse for your morale.
>>212141141>yella pepo don season dey food
>>212145570the last cryotic fan wishing he didn't do all that horrible shit
If i pull into a redneck bar with a biden harris sticker and order a white claw will i get shot?
>>212141228These commercials were great
>>212145684sounds awful. does all insurance options provide uninsured motorist coverage, then? I mean, how are you supposed to get money back from people who hit you without insurance?
I like going to wing night cause they got like 40 different flavours
>>212141261Do you think this was made as a joke or was it actually made by seething flearthers
>There are people dumb enough to think flat earthers are real
>>212145684Thanks for reminding me that I need to renew my motorcycle insurance
>>212145883dumb people are easier to satisfy but generally don't know enough to be truly depressed; their worldview is so limited and their understanding of their existence is very immediate that anything major is beyond their comprehension - and thus their ability to get upset.
>muh McDouble fell on the ground>whaaaaameanwhile I'm sitting here brooding about the destruction of Western Civilization every waking minute of my life.
#chudcore#chudthings#chudlife
>>212145917No. They'll probably just talk about you behind your back
>>212146122reminds me of that Top Gear episode where they drive their pink fag car into a hick town and literally get threatened and run outta town with rocks and bottles thrown at them
>>212146165wasn't that scripted
>>212146192there was an intent to see what kind of reaction they'd get, but the rowdy townsfolk were just doing what they normally do. they weren't actors. same with the shit that happened in Argentina where they got run out of the country.
>>212146192It was most certainly scripted
>>212146192nah it's more like borat rules
I've been online too long the word "townsfolk" is autocorrected to "transfolk" when I read it
>>212146251That gave me a poor image of Argentina
It's pretty obvious what is and isn't scripted in Top Gear. Stuff like moving James' tent out over the water during the Burma special was obviously scripted, but other stuff like offloading the vehicles during the jungle episode was not. They legit didn't know how they were even going to get the trucks off the ferry at first. James got his head bashed open with a winch line too, that wasn't scripted.
>spits tomato sauce bowls out instead of just using them for the pastaRetarded.
>>212146036Obviously they are or the flat earth youtubers like the ones who went to antarctica would have no audience.
The jewish torah says the earth is flat. Abrahamists believe the earth is flat.