Thread 212131185

Paddy's lady edition

>>212131182
nah

Timmy going out to buy the scalp lotion

why is heathermong obsessed with black women's hair all of a sudden?

heatherfreak spamming the same images for 12 hours straight again is he? wish I wasn't autistic and could understand the satire

>>212131198
I don't use the apps (never had sex or seen a vagina or texted a woman) but surely most men are wise to the fact that the apps aren't it these days.

The chances of getting a shag just going to your local boozer on a Friday night have got to be exponentially better than trying to win the attention of some bird on the apps who gets 50+ matches a day.

wish mumstein's pet chickens would die so there wouldn't be so much shit all over the place out the back (both from the chickens themselves and from wild birds that come in to eat the grain that we leave out for the chickens)

>>212131260
same lass btw

>>212131273
to dehumanise them (as if they need help with that)

>>212131295
Timmy's crush

>>212131320
Get it off me. Add. Apply.

>>212131281
>>yhe binble

Ugh, I'm hungover and have some sort of cold. On top of that, the gfberg who I told I wanted some time apart from messaged last night complaining that I was ignoring her.
It's not even been a week.
FUCK SAKE
Thought I'd repost this as I know how much you lot love a blogpost

What's with cornish separatists

>>212131342
blgo on

nigger.

>>212131351
YouGov is unreliable, it skews liberal

on a statistical level australians are the 2nd biggest shaggers in the world after turks that is fucking mental because every aussie i've met both here and irl are the biggest vf's

Pepperami might sort me out

heathermong's new obsession is... black womens hair?

>>212131239
Needs Head and Shoulders

my bum's gone rather off the pooey end

James O'Brien on LBC getting slightly redpilled on dating apps by men ringing in saying they didn't help them

nth for the gyaldem

Trying to limit my Instagram usage as it's just a carefully curated feed of rage bait and quasi pornography

Pretty sure my iq has taken a hit from all the reeling as well

steam summer sale today lads, up to 80% off your favourite anime shovelware garbage

>>212131351
Young people are easily fooled

>>212131387
Source: your arse

>>212131432
Her face is ugly af

>>212131448
>garbage
foy

Amelia, 27, phoning LBC about dating apps. Unlike the previous male callers who were single, she's in a relationship. Quelle surprise.

Abolish women

>>212131431
men who don't have sex are just a vocal minority. When you go outside you see men of all shapes and sizes with gfs

for all the talk of 'societal collapse' due to dating apps or whatever, the vast, vast, VAST majority of men who grew up with normal, loving parents and friends grow into adults who shag, marry and procreate

it's only that we have various platforms now for sexless men to whine on. Yeah they won't have sex, yeah I won't have sex, but the world will keep spinning. And you can be damn sure that the normal people who do have sex and have gfs have no reason whatsoever to care about the plight of sexless men. We're genetic scrap, destined to go quietly into oblivion.

>>212131387
even better

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58681075

this savannah suggests higher numbers

>>212131451
brick...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xg5ypwdpyo

>>212131457
nah

in bed drinking a pepsi max (the one with maximum sugar)

>>212131457

>>212131536
savanta survey*

Sven GORAN Ericsson

omds

>>212131567
mouthbreather phenotype

Atrocious thread. Genuinely one of the worst /brit/s I've ever seen

people who waste food are evil

>>212131530
the stats disagree with you
any man who's ever used a dating app will tell you what an utterly soul crushing experience it is

>Pornhub to introduce 'government approved' age checks in UK
oh well, don't really go there anymore anyway

yhe hloy binble

>>212131603
heathermong melty and gyaldemmong. the autistic duo

just wasted food

>>212131636
Same as every thread then

you people are complete retards for repeatedly using his threads
utter fucking morons

mad how people will pay £15 for a baked potato just because they saw it on tiktok

>>212131630
there are way better sites like eporner, spankbang, and porntrex

>>212131629
I don't deny that dating apps are soul crushing.

But what I am getting at is that there isn't a population collapse coming off the back of it. 100% of modern women who can reproduce and want to reproduce will reproduce.

>>212131659
Please submit your complaint to the official /brit/ complaints department. Thank you.

>>212131659
Are you Irish diaspora?

Me?

>Don’t watch porn
>Don’t use drugs
>Drink very rarely (maybe 2 or 3 times a year)
>Eat healthily

I’m better than you, basically.

>>212131708
You clearly have no mates though so need to blogpost on 4chan

>>212131351
Didn't realise we were already 45% Muslim

lovely weather's back on the menu

>>212131687
We're talking about what goes on BEFORE women choose to reproduce (now into their thirties)
Women ride the cock carousel for 15 years before settling down with a beta provider

what do you wank over if you don't watch porn?

>>212131732
Allah.

>>212131732
You're clearly not busy. Go visit your smelly hero. YOU WON'T

>>212131750
myself in the mirror

I want to know where the good posters go so I can go there

>>212131708
you're still a skinnyfat virgin

slept for 16 hours last night

The only Western states that will succeed in the coming decades will be those that accept immigrants at an enormous scale

damned if I poo, damned if I don't

>>212131750
tiktok joi/rock paper scissors

>>212131716
>>212131778
Extremely obvious projection driven by envy

>>212131781
I die.

>>212131739
>cock carousel
>beta provider
Haven't heard these terms since 2016

>>212131732
>For a man who claimed his life was lush, it was hard to see how others might think so. Single, childless, overweight and on benefits for three decades. Chased by creditors, living in squalor. An alcoholic in denial. I couldn't help but think that if I was in his situation, it would feel very far from lush indeed.

What Timmy sees every morning when he wakes up

>>212131812
this is correct yes

>>212131828
howling

>>212131828
lmao

>>212131877
juden peterstein

>>212131828
Good post

>>212131877
two mongs

Had to get rid of my toilet. Getting a new one tomorrow, currently pissing in a bucket like it’s 1705

love wartime food me. give me brown sludge or a spam sandwich and I'll scran it no questions asked

>>212131739
There's no consequence for women doing this though. There's an endless supply of 'beta providers', your words, ready to settle down with women in their 30s and give them children in exchange for a crumb of pussy and either a life being brow-beaten by the woman or getting done up the arse in a divorce a few years later.

There's no turning tide of "men going their own way" who are denying 30-something women because they were ignored in their 20s. For every 1 man who does that there are 99 who will happily settle with that women to avoid dying of loneliness (whether or not it works out for him).

>>212131812
*nods respectfully towards this post*

>>212131930
Fucking retreat.

>>212131908
it's midday?

guys the coding issue i was stuck on for weeks was resolved by adding 2 lines and took the guy who helped 15 minutes to solve.
Not cut out for software engineering. I just quit.

who put a quid in heathernonce

>>212131946
>>212131947
the west has fallen

>>212131946
cute lil pussy pearls xx

/bant/

>So this girl, Heather, tonsil stones... and what are these ones?
>I generate these pictures with AI of katys and the cronem
>Right... so why do you post these images in the thread?
>It's pure satire.
>Okay... can I just ask, so what do you think you're satirising? Because satire normally has, you know, a target
>You just don't get it. None of you do.
>But you seem to spend quite a lot of time doing it. Do you enjoy it? Does it satisfy you? I don't understand

>>212131961
you must be a bit of a thicko

he's getting ready to meet katy

>>212131947
This reminds me of the first time I went to /gif/ and I saw a 'white boy beatdown' thread. It was a thread for very autistic trannies that just wank to videos of white men getting beaten up by black guys, with the odd interracial porn clip thrown in for good measure. Steered clear of that board from therein, absolutely revolting

>>212131913
for me it's corned beef hash

just delete the bad posters so that the good ones will come back
it's pretty easy and nice

>>212131981
Pussy and socks. :). Fucker! Is it possible to live? نسوانجي

>>212131961
Why would you wait two weeks before going for help?

>>212131989
when it comes to coding, yeah i am

doesn't even hit her head lol. women are such drama queens
https://x.com/The92Bible/status/1937808897341104298

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>>212131961
just use chatgpt to troubleshoot simple coding problems like this. one thing it's actually very proficient in

>>212131828
screaming

>>212132008
last week the guy was off, and the week before i asked someone else who just shouted programming terms at me without looking at the code, so i spent that week banging my head against a wall trying to figure out what he meant. That guy is a good programmer but he talks like an alien

spitting a bit out there. might want to bring an umbrella if you're going out

>>212132020
Apply.

>>212132020
Woke gone mad

>>212132012
Why are we like this
Why can't we just go to a place and act civil

>>212132043
only poofs and women use brollies mate

>>212132037
done that kid

>>212132037
that was very unpleasant to see

>>212132066
yeah that's why i told you

>>212132062
brits are too high T it causes conflict wherever we go

>>212132090
what are you talking about it's hilarious
i like the parts when he flicks his shades on and runs away

>>212132037
very bizarre why did he scrape his arse after like a dog with worms

>>212132020
but why choose to be ugly? Already doing surgery, no need to look like a dirty cunt

>>212131983
>I enjoy getting a reaction out of people.
>Right... but in the past week you've only had two responses, and they were both from the Egyptian poster who responds to everyone with gibberish and may not even be human?
>Whose reactions are you doing this for?

>>212132062
we can m8 it's just poor people they're easily riled like a dog or a pig

>>212132105
Jewish mother I assume?

refrain from posting trannies, this is a shegress hair general

lads

>>212132108
There's cops pointing guns at him off screen shouting mixed commands like "get down" and "get over here" at the same time. Belarusian/Israeli citizen who decided on a whim he'd murder an Iranian child in Moscow airport.

don't go on holiday anywhere within 100 miles of an easyjet or ryanair destination me

>>212132125
Trans operations are banned in Israel
It's pushed on goyim in the west more than anything to hasten demographic collapse

spiteful little rorke cheering when a brown man publicly assaults a white woman

>>212132012
What's with this trend of Jet2 sponsoring videos of brutal violence often including attacks on children?

>>212132037
this looks even more evil because he’s bald

>>212132152
There's Jews outside Israel however

>>212132162
Y'ALL READY FOR THIS

>>212132152
>>212132152
>Trans operations are banned in Israel
Not true though is it

>>212132161
nah they got a biscuit as a dictator., IM DEADDDDDDDDDDDD

>>212132161
>Hentry VIII

corrr cold and stormy out, lads. lovely stuff

>>212132179
scrombombling

>>212132196
warm and sunny here. lovely stuff

We here in /brit/ stan Employed Woman. She is tea, she is the moment, she is mother, she is fierce, she is her.

>>212132224
His name's Stan?

>>212131750
Imagine Asian women in my head

>>212132222
You keep posting this

farting while wanking while my gf watches

>she
>her

>>212132245
not EW

>>212131750
The physical stimulation of masturbating one's penis is enough to induce orgasm. No external simulation, visual or otherwise, is required beyond this.

when I'm on the bus, I always look over people's shoulders to see what they're doing on their phones and then when i get home I google their names and find their accounts

>>212132232
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>212132274
What's wrong with IVF rorke?

>>212132274
How many are precum babies?

I think once my parents die I will commit suicide.

I'm not dependant on them, I live on my own and work and all that, but I don't see the point in living in a world where no one knows you or cares about you. What am I meant to do? Just crack on waging for the next 40-50 years while everyone else lives meaningful lives with their wives and families?

If Idris Elba was announced as the next James Bond, how would you react?

>>212131844
timmy's corn flakes x

>>212132287
The Zen Wanker

>>212132304
Don't care. My love for England is not based on modern pop culture rubbish like Bond or Doctor Who.
Grow up.

>>212132308
that's what I was thinking
it's timmy's morning meal

>>212132135
Cancel.

>>212132295
honestly think if you realised how gay you sound you wouldn't really want to commit suicide

too hungry to make food. Plowing on with it though

>>212132304
I'd feel nothing. The last few Bond films were utter tripe and now the franchise has been sold to Amazon we can say for sure that 007: Rangs of Power is going to be garbage as well.

Cyrillic runes.

>>212132304
who watches that shit I thought only boomers like james bond

>>212132295
KTIM
sir kier really does expect us to slave away for decades so the biomass horde can live comfortable lives off our labour

Heatherpaedo melty

Maybe next time I am lucky?

andy murray is a sir, but tim henman isn't. is that fair?

Radish sandwiches for lunch again is it yes please

British man arrested at Disney land was actually a Indian but ok

I fucked up somewhere.

>>212132295
love life me. had no friends for a decade, never had sex or a gf or even a kiss but I just do things I enjoy doing. don't rely on others for your happiness

Sir Tim Henman

>>212132379
yes lad keep posting the pure irony

>>212132384
Henman never won a Slam or even made a final

>>212132408
Let it out, buddy.

>>212132404
Based.

>>212132295
find a wife and start a family

lol

>>212132477
Boer.

Come on labour voters, get it together. Starmer is the best PM in decades. He is outsmarting everyone. People are just too stupid to see how good he is. If the racist party reform win ill have to move country. I can not stand racists so would have to stay in my safe space until the next election. I'm literally shaking at this news. Just as the news that starmer was going to leave my pip alone and I was feeling better this comes out

>>212132477
for me, it's the little x

This is how it feels to be doing new things for the first time to appear normal and desperately trying hard to gain a clue

>>212132504
Bad car accident.

>>212132504
looks like he posts here

>>212132477
looks a bit like amogus

what should i do with my newfound riches

>>212132500
based

I was told it's gonna get good.

>>212132537
12 euromillions lucky dips

>>212132522
Just cause u look like that doesn’t mean we do bud

>>212132558
This, I look like a shagger

>>212132404
blessed post

I look R1a.

Thanks.

just go outside for a walk anon

>>212132477
rorke's battyhole

get the pure satire posted

>>212132610
You’re a virgin we get it

>>212132404
what if the only things i enjoy doing are playing video games, /brit/posting and wanking?

is glasto on tv would love to watch are charli on saturday

More than 1,000 migrants crossed the Channel from France and arrived in the UK on Friday and Saturday on small boats, according to the British Interior Ministry.
437 people in seven boats and 583 people in eight boats crossed the English Channel from Northern France to southern British shores on Friday (June 20) and Saturday, respectively.
That's according to the latest statistics published by the Home Office, the British interior ministry.
This brings the total for the past seven days to 2,083, the Home Office website shows

>>212132610
>At Teesside Crown Court, Judge Francis Laird said that she had hit him seven times on the head in their marital home with 'intent to cause injury' as Mr Teasdale watched television.
>He added: 'I do note it happened in the stressful context of a divorce.'
How am I supposed to believe that judges arent all agents of Satan specifically trying to make the evil of the world flourish where possible?

did the average Irishman/woman support the IRA back in the day

It looms

>>212132662
get them housed and on PIP

>>212132660
will be watching her with my greased knob out imagining shes got a bbc in her hand instead of the microphone

>>212132662
SMASH THE GANGS

>>212132732
Look at all those poor women and children

Rorkeshire

>>212132705
again?

>>212132705
only nonces are against this

>>212132435
The older I get the more I think that if I don't do this I actually will go completely insane and kill myself.

Intellectually I know it's just biology screaming at me to do it but I think that's what a meaningful life looks like for humans.

tear di hymen up gang

Roy cropper

post, virgins

>>212132610
>>212132691
>approach him from behind
>hit him in the back of the head seven times with a hammer while he can't defend himself
>he doesn't die, isn't even knocked unconscious, takes them hammer from you and leaves the house
>drive away and try to kill yourself with pills
>survive
women are actually useless lmao

>>212132705
>get their porn viewing history permanently logged to their Digital ID database profile

>>212132779
he spotted lovely katy on the beach

wonder if you sign up with an account to porn websites do you get better porn recommendations based on your viewing history?

surely porn websites also have algorithm technology

i got you. you on camera. you on candid camera now

remember bossberg in tesco pissing me off when i was like 19 then writing is phone number in every toilet i was in for weeks after offering bent sex and he was inundated with woofters phoning him

>>212132779
>>212132732
they'll sort them out x

>>212132830
Irish diaspora post, this.

>>212132861
yes, it will be messy x

>>212132854
LOL

>>212132830
his hymen radar going off x

>>212132854
what did he do to annoy you?

anecdotally at my work I often hear younger coworkers complaining but they are all workshy dossers who stand about doing nothing and or show up late. It's not hard to fly under the radar if you just show up on time and do the bare minimum while avoiding a bad reputation.

>>212132732
>>212132779
>>212132830
Genuinely mental how unironically evil they look

>>212132888
baka's hymen detector going off while timmy is playing video games x

wild to think girls are as horny as men are yet none want me
lol

get migrant villages built in the lake district

>>212132779
what is on the menu for these thugs, killas and goons

>>212132957
KYS

they seen 16 katy on the beach
detected

No bullshit

afternoon you worthless incel slugs

I don't believe lads who say they don't watch porn. I bet what they mean is they're trying to quit and haven't watched it for a few days.

I don't post that much really

hello my little chickens xx

>>212133019
takes one to know one x

Reminder

>>212133052
i dont need one. theres loads of you incel worms here

>>212133041
type of timmy crush

doing unspeakable things to a big bowl of spag bol

maybe you could all just stop posting
an interesting idea

He can stop whenever he wants

doing a think

>>212133052
Bodied that freak

Dropping a couple cronem off at the pool (taking a bit stinky shit)

>>212133054
>>212133087
what is u niggas talmbout

>>212133121
no no no you were supposed to STOP posting
try again

>>212133127
petty squabbles between gaylords

>>212133127
Don't worry about it x
>>212133138
I'll be banned soon don't worry x

>>212133121
Lol

Gfberg hasn't responded to my message.
She is probably not best pleased.
Not sure when I'll speak to her again.
Probably best leave it another week.

>>212133163
Life as a Timmy omds

>>212133020
I watch it but I don't watch the professionally produced stuff and I've never understood people who do.

Even from like age 14 onward I could not understand why anyone would watch that. Maybe it's different now (I wouldn't know) but back then it felt very inauthentic. I don't want to watch some roided lad shag some lass who is dead behind the eyes under studio lights in 12 different positions while she makes fake moans.

I can watch amateur / homemade stuff though. Like if you can feel like there's some emotion behind what's happening then yeah that's fair.

>Hangin' with my cousin, readin' dirty magazines
>We seen two niggas kissin', we ain't know what that shit mean
>Then we start re-enactin' everything that we had seen
>That's when I gave my cousin head, gave my cousin head
>Gave my cousin head, I gave my cousin head
>I gave my cousin head

I spend my days on the british culture general talking to myself while pretending to be different people
it's pure satire x

>>212133142
>>212133142
>>212133142
New!!!!

>>212133186
imagine being a fucking hipster about porn omdz

asf

>>212133020
Have watched less than 5 porn videos in my life. And I've been wanking for 18 years at this point.

>>212133191
jannard rain hell on this mong

>>212133163
hope she cheats on you with a bbc

Who is more mentally unwell mousenonce or heathermong?

>>212133163
>a week no contact

not acceptable behaviour in a relationship, from her end I mean. If you're in a relationship with a bird and she doesn't speak to you or respond to you for a week with no info provided I'd be looking for the exit

>>212133216
Freak

>>212133216
amen

>>212133218
never really learned the difference between most of the resident cretins to be honest
i just filter what i can

pon belly

>>212133218
heathermong no question it isn't even human also did you hear that it's uncle rape it as a child it's true

Arse chebs bums and armpits

>>212133246
>>212133246
>>212133246
Real new