/int/ - Thread 212131584

monoball

6/26/2025, 12:42:50 PM No.212131584 >>212131595 >>212131694 >>212131710 >>212131713 >>212131787 >>212131978 >>212132019 >>212132343 >>212132937 >>212132945 >>212133005 >>212133272 >>212134495 >>212134547 >>212134798 >>212135252 >>212135330 >>212135348 >>212135351 >>212137646

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The ultimate witness test

monoball

6/26/2025, 12:43:09 PM No.212131595 >>212131694 >>212131756 >>212134860

>>212131584 (OP)
>witness
I'm retarded

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 12:46:16 PM No.212131665

another brazil fail

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 12:47:57 PM No.212131694 >>212132188 >>212132915 >>212132977 >>212134259 >>212134770 >>212134884 >>212135859

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>>212131584 (OP)
>>212131595
i am the ultimate witness mentioned in the bible

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 12:48:50 PM No.212131710

>>212131584 (OP)
usually i'll have over easy but sometimes im in the mood for scrambled or soft boiled.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 12:49:00 PM No.212131713

>>212131584 (OP)
i like them all

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 12:49:41 PM No.212131730

poached is superior

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 12:51:11 PM No.212131756

>>212131595
witnessed

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 12:52:36 PM No.212131787 >>212135097

>>212131584 (OP)
my mom thinks that everything other than the hardest boiled ones will give you salmonella

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:02:32 PM No.212131978

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>>212131584 (OP)
for me its poached or sunny side up if im just making eggs for my own breakfast. scrambled if im at waffle house nursing a hangover. hard boiled (deviled) if ive been invited to a potluck or something

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:04:35 PM No.212132019 >>212133059

>>212131584 (OP)
I always try soft boiled but it turns out half hard boiled
still good though

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:13:42 PM No.212132188

>>212131694
You look like a sack of potatoes.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:22:46 PM No.212132343

>>212131584 (OP)
I like all of them.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:52:07 PM No.212132915

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>>212131694
you look like you play picrel in the middle of a busy street of a first world country

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:53:11 PM No.212132937

>>212131584 (OP)
can’t stand boiled eggs

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:53:36 PM No.212132945 >>212132979

>>212131584 (OP)
>Not drinking raw
>Muh salmonella
>What are you? A fucking pussy?

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:53:54 PM No.212132950

I fry my eggs in olive oil. The ultimate #beige food. Eggs fried in butter disgust me

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:55:32 PM No.212132977

>>212131694
>wears a burlap sack
based as fuck

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:55:44 PM No.212132979 >>212134711

>>212132945
Raw egg mixed with sugar is my desert of choice when I don't have any candy at home

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:56:10 PM No.212132992

I like scrambled eggs wrapped in a tortilla with hash browns, Canadian bacon, salami, cheese, and hot sauce

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:56:28 PM No.212133000

either scramble, omelette or over medium

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:56:39 PM No.212133005

>>212131584 (OP)
sunny side up

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 1:59:35 PM No.212133059

>>212132019
12 minutes. That's the time for a soft boil.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 2:08:47 PM No.212133259

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the real whiteness test

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 2:09:33 PM No.212133272

>>212131584 (OP)
I have never seen scrambled eggs that colour before.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 2:53:42 PM No.212134259

>>212131694
Killed any Philistines lately?

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:01:37 PM No.212134495

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>>212131584 (OP)
Scrambledor poached are my favorites. Hard boiled is the most practical though.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:03:53 PM No.212134547

>>212131584 (OP)
raw egg over rice is all you need, its what i have for breakfast every day

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:10:23 PM No.212134711 >>212135871

>>212132979
fellow gogel mogel enjoyer

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:13:51 PM No.212134770

>>212131694
you should post this to /fa/ they'd cream themselves over the fit
just tell them it's Rick Owen's BIBLICAL SS25 collection

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:15:20 PM No.212134798

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>>212131584 (OP)

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:17:55 PM No.212134860

>>212131595
I have witnessed.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:18:56 PM No.212134884 >>212135294

>>212131694
Sorry to hear you've been sacked.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:27:48 PM No.212135097

>>212131787
Like that famous jazz lady?

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:34:21 PM No.212135252

>>212131584 (OP)
I don't know how you base whiteness by this, but I like scrambled eggs, the rightmost fried egg and softboiled eggs, but oftentimes they end up hard.

Greek

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:35:55 PM No.212135294

>>212134884
kek

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:37:36 PM No.212135330

>>212131584 (OP)
Whatever it is it can't be too cooked for me, even scrambled eggs take a horrible texture if you cook them too long

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:38:23 PM No.212135348

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>>212131584 (OP)
Eggs are disgusting, they come out of an animal ass, they smell like fart and they have the consistency of mucus

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:38:28 PM No.212135351 >>212135463

>>212131584 (OP)
Why do Americans even have different types of fried eggs? It's just a fried egg here, the yolk is always runny.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:42:24 PM No.212135463 >>212135763

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>>212135351
they flip the fried egg over so both sides are cooked for some reason. Runny yolk is sovl

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:52:56 PM No.212135763 >>212135806

>>212135463
english breakfast is the most overrated trash ive ever eaten

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:54:19 PM No.212135806

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>>212135763
no one asked

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:56:05 PM No.212135859

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>>212131694
A S C E N T E D

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 3:56:39 PM No.212135871

>>212134711
We call it kogel mogel THOUGH

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 4:48:03 PM No.212137396

For me, its sunny side up with some white bread to dip in the yoke.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 4:51:14 PM No.212137492

So sick of this country want to go anywhere else

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 4:56:36 PM No.212137646

>>212131584 (OP)
Depends on the day and the meal usually. If I’m having eggs with toast, hash browns, or on a sandwich I’ll probably get a runny sunny side up or poached egg. If I’m having them as the main part of the meal with just some sausage then scrambled or as an omelette. I need to try soft boiled eggs, my parents always did hard boiled eggs that tasted like shit and always hard to get the shell off