The ultimate witness test

>>212131584 (OP)
>witness
I'm retarded

another brazil fail

>>212131584 (OP)
>>212131595
i am the ultimate witness mentioned in the bible

>>212131584 (OP)
usually i'll have over easy but sometimes im in the mood for scrambled or soft boiled.

>>212131584 (OP)
i like them all

poached is superior

>>212131595
witnessed

>>212131584 (OP)
my mom thinks that everything other than the hardest boiled ones will give you salmonella

>>212131584 (OP)
for me its poached or sunny side up if im just making eggs for my own breakfast. scrambled if im at waffle house nursing a hangover. hard boiled (deviled) if ive been invited to a potluck or something

>>212131584 (OP)
I always try soft boiled but it turns out half hard boiled
still good though

>>212131694
You look like a sack of potatoes.

>>212131584 (OP)
I like all of them.

>>212131694
you look like you play picrel in the middle of a busy street of a first world country

>>212131584 (OP)
can’t stand boiled eggs

>>212131584 (OP)
>Not drinking raw
>Muh salmonella
>What are you? A fucking pussy?

I fry my eggs in olive oil. The ultimate #beige food. Eggs fried in butter disgust me

>>212131694
>wears a burlap sack
based as fuck

>>212132945
Raw egg mixed with sugar is my desert of choice when I don't have any candy at home

I like scrambled eggs wrapped in a tortilla with hash browns, Canadian bacon, salami, cheese, and hot sauce

either scramble, omelette or over medium

>>212131584 (OP)
sunny side up

>>212132019
12 minutes. That's the time for a soft boil.

the real whiteness test

>>212131584 (OP)
I have never seen scrambled eggs that colour before.

>>212131694
Killed any Philistines lately?

>>212131584 (OP)
Scrambledor poached are my favorites. Hard boiled is the most practical though.

>>212131584 (OP)
raw egg over rice is all you need, its what i have for breakfast every day

>>212132979
fellow gogel mogel enjoyer

>>212131694
you should post this to /fa/ they'd cream themselves over the fit
just tell them it's Rick Owen's BIBLICAL SS25 collection

>>212131584 (OP)

>>212131595
I have witnessed.

>>212131694
Sorry to hear you've been sacked.

>>212131787
Like that famous jazz lady?

>>212131584 (OP)
I don't know how you base whiteness by this, but I like scrambled eggs, the rightmost fried egg and softboiled eggs, but oftentimes they end up hard.

Greek

>>212134884
kek

>>212131584 (OP)
Whatever it is it can't be too cooked for me, even scrambled eggs take a horrible texture if you cook them too long

>>212131584 (OP)
Eggs are disgusting, they come out of an animal ass, they smell like fart and they have the consistency of mucus

>>212131584 (OP)
Why do Americans even have different types of fried eggs? It's just a fried egg here, the yolk is always runny.

>>212135351
they flip the fried egg over so both sides are cooked for some reason. Runny yolk is sovl

>>212135463
english breakfast is the most overrated trash ive ever eaten

>>212135763
no one asked

>>212131694
A S C E N T E D

>>212134711
We call it kogel mogel THOUGH

For me, its sunny side up with some white bread to dip in the yoke.

So sick of this country want to go anywhere else

>>212131584 (OP)
Depends on the day and the meal usually. If I’m having eggs with toast, hash browns, or on a sandwich I’ll probably get a runny sunny side up or poached egg. If I’m having them as the main part of the meal with just some sausage then scrambled or as an omelette. I need to try soft boiled eggs, my parents always did hard boiled eggs that tasted like shit and always hard to get the shell off