Ruby edition

>>212133246 (OP)
retard

I'll consider this the new just because I don't understand why somebody keeps spamming posts about hair

>>212133205
You have to admit there's a difference between studio porn and amateur homemade porn. Whether or not it matters to you is down to personal preference.

To me, I would rather watch 2 people who I can conceivably believe have some sort of emotional connection and who are having sex with one another for reasons beyond being paid to do so on camera.

>>212133271
Ruby won

>>212133305
For me it's actually having sex with a real woman but I'm glad you found something you enjoy

>>212133305
this virge takes his porn very seriously loool

been farting under the covers so much the bed started floating

>>212133320
dunno who that is and don't care
goodbye

>>212133246 (OP)
>>212133320
type of timmy ah crush

>>212133305
I feel the same

>>212133246 (OP)
Well I told her I wanted some time apart after an argument. She messaged me after about 5 days asking why I was ignoring her. I just told her it's not been enough time and I don't know what she wants me to say but I could do without having to write essays on WhatsApp.
Feel bad but I am probably going to break up with her. I can't keep putting up with all her retarded shit and we both want different things out of life.

I hope the highstreet dies, it has absolutely nothing to offer for me.
>women's clothes shops
>jewellery shops
>make up shops
>charity shops
>coffee shops
>restaurants
None of these things I care about.

>introduce robust age checks to mainstream porn sites
>underage kids are forced to use lesser known unregulated sites
i'm sure it will be fine

god the way email inboxes are structured these days is fucking confusing

watching a bit of maimy asmr. would dearly love to have a go on her arse

>>212133344

How does this happen then?

>>212133474
it slipped and fell

>>212133328
not a virge but hes completely right tbf

you can kill and eat animals but you cant fuck them

but if the animal had a choice?

>>212133423
I hate that focused and other shit they have in the inbox.
It's just another junk folder basically that is never 100% correct in it's sorting.

having a cadbury creme smeg

>>212133512

>>212133142
>>212133142
>>212133142

>>212133474
shitty foreign driver

Whip the devil.

Sucking a coffee lads

>>212133545
That's just spam not the actual Brit contributors.
If janny deletes this thread we will truly know his decisions are faulty.

painting my whole body black and disguising myself in a bed of freshly laid tarmac for a steamroller come and squish my tender plums into a thin red paste

>>212133496
>not a virge but here is an extremely virginous opinion
ok

>>212133573
Grammatical mistake.

>>212133573
I'm still lying in bed, hungover and have a cold. Been watching shite daytime telly all day.

>>212133609
hi toby

Rapist

>>212133593
Oh that'd be when you know? Not the hundreds of previous times and after the leaks and the continued favouritism afterward?

>>212133626
Voice note.

now then, how will the jews benefit from this online safety bill?

their hymen detectors picking up on nice katy hymens

>>212133645
Fight this shit, sir!

>>212133645
selling vpns to kids so they can circumvent it

>>212133662
more like circumcise it

>>212133662
like a go henry card but for vpns?

>>212133645
Licensing fees for the adult content id imagine

why are there 3 threads? janny is going to go mental

>>212133645
it's all about eroding and restricting freedoms and taking responsibility away from people

they're tasked to guide them on to the bus
straight to the gherkin

Hello.

egg fried rice for luncheon

>>212133685
Nun that yank mong cud do x

spam-free thread
>>212133142
>>212133142
>>212133142

Alright boys enjoy your one hour with heathermong im sure he'll stop posting soon

Probably wont be back to post again for a week or so as im on vacation, just had a nasty shit and wanted to check in on y'all

redpill me on council estates

are they just the Brit equivalent of US apartment complexes?

>>212133391
You sound like a retarded cunt and she'd be better off without you tbqh las

Default skin.

>>212133620
>hungover
You went out on the lash on a Wednesday?

>>212133758
no

>>212133732
Enough of this tom foolery lad.

>>212133781
okay, what are they like?

>>212133817
its social housing for poor people. america has that

Those TikToks, man.

>>212133770
I think we would both be better off without the other.
We worked for a while but it's becoming apparent that we don't want the same things out of life.

>>212133835
ah okay. yeah it's called Section 8 here

They hunting hymens

>>212133835
I would literally empty my entire bank account just to kick you in the balls right now

>>212133859
Na you just sound like the retarded cunt in that relationship. She sounds normal.

>>212133758
No they are like the projects

>>212133876
i emptied my balls into your mums arsehole

>>212133875
Disaster.

>>212133776
Im off work until Monday lad.
In my infinite wisdom I decided to have a couple bottles of wine

>>212133758
I think the USA refers to this kind of housing as "housing projects"

Spam-free thread, this one will be spammed constantly
>>212133142
>>212133142
>>212133142

>>212133888
How so?

tanking my block to some corn

>>212133932
LSD.

i grew up in a weird area that was half council housing, half privately owned (most had been bought from the council by previous tenants)
all the houses were white until at one point the council repainted all the houses they owned beige, so you could easily discern the povvo houses from the rest

captain had a ship he named hymen

Need taxes increased

>>212133908
oh no not the boring inoffensive images posted several minutes apart.

lol crack on mate. no one cares

>newborns can see black and white
>first colour they see is red
>show my 4 week old son this
>stares for five minutes and then falls asleep
Sleep tight little guy

>>212133958
Eady, bro.

welcome to the grangledome

>>212133965
yeah heathermong needs to up his game. if he wants people to use his thread he needs to post some really shocking stuff

pulling back the curtain of the liberal mainframe matrix in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

>>212133978
Irish girls in bathroom scene.

>>212133404
I hope you die. You have absolutely nothing to offer for me.

>>212133999
stop letting the light in you cunt
*pulls the curtain shut again*

>>212133922
>In order to solve a problem in our relationship I need to separate entirely from you for over a week instead of communicating with you
You're just a retarded cunt mate.

developing a collective pan-european consciousness so we can keep our culture alive and flourishing in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

Shit.

>>212133758
do you even have chavs in america?

Timmy's brekkie

Is it true that all of this behaviour is because heathermong's mum was getting shagged rotten by Irish lads when he was growing up?

>>212134038
They have white trash which is the same concept

>>212134021
some people just need a break tbf
no matter how much i like somebody living with them, seeing them every day and never being on my own would tire me out

>>212134038
yes there are irish diaspora in america as well

got to hold my newborn nephew for the first time yesterday. was a bit odd tbqh, felt like any wrong move from me whilst holding him would snap him in two. reckon they should give babies metal exoskeletons to better protect them

>>212134045
Pass.

>Influencer announces his own death at age 30 in devastating video weeks after birth of his first child

>>212134050
he definitely has some weird complex about blacks and irish. they both make him very upset

>>212134068
Only retarded cunts need a 'break' from their relationship when they get in an argument.

>>212134038
we have white trash/rednecks/hillbillies but they're way more sovlfvl than chavs

>>212134117
i just meant in general

Abdullah spotted a 16 Katy on the beach

>>212134082
got meself a newborn a couple of weeks ago and run upstairs 2 steps at a time

remember the days when you could ether anyone on the internet with 'have sex'

>>212134038
They are called wiggers in America bit cringe since they are just copying the blacks whereas chavs are there own thing

>>212134138
I die?

>>212134105
yeah just post this another 553589093 times will you mate

>>212134129
mad how chavs have no soul yet rednecks are full of soul

>>212134129
you wouldn't know sovl if you stepped in it you insectoid yank cretin

>>212134105
i tend to think some of the sentences that are handed down in the US are ridiculously punitive (e.g. 15+ years for dealing drugs) but seems like violent offenders in the UK get off way too easy

who here actually phoneposts cos ive been doing it for at least 6 years

>>212134021
Have you ever had a gf lad?

https://voca.ro/1mus6XtkR6qn

>>212134170
we literally have no prison spaces lmao

>>212134173

What's that flag?

Irish diaspora in his happy place

>>212134173
hate typing anything more than a few words on a phone keyboard with a passion

listened to a few songs from that Kneecap band coz everyone was banging out about them, absolutely wank

Ok

>>212134182
Yeah that's how I know you're the retarded cunt in this situation because any time I had a missus who did the same thing you're doing I thought "wow, what a retarded cunt", you retarded cunt.

>>212134253
That's Timmy's bride
Timmy thinks he's Chad now

>>212134251
not a fan of most of their songs but this one is a banger

https://youtu.be/sM1oWym2-4Q?si=6vB3Lony7DTnOWBY

Sieg Heil!

Heard heathermong's obsession comes from when he walked in on him mum getting absolutely hammered up the arse by a big Gaelic cock and her arse had been slapped black and blue, so now he associates Irish cocks with shagging black arses.

Right, about time I gained a clue

havent been here in like 3 months these two freaks are seriously still at it 24/7 omdz

>>212134251
uganda be kidding me

>>212134117
Wasnt really an argument. She did some stupid shit and got upset when I pointed it out essentially. Then tried to set some ultimatum on whether or not I wanted to stay with her. To which I said we both have a lot going on so some time apart to think about things would be good.
You don't even know what you're talking about lad.

Good night.

>>212134300
Irish diaspora proving once again that they're obsessed with black arses

>>212134346
elton

>>212134325
>She did some stupid shit
Which was...?

>>212134173
used to occasionally phonepost but this shithole is unusable without carefully curated filters

>>212134346
Thanks.

remember that 2 week or something period where every single woman in the uk claimed to have got spiked with a needle

here's Vinnie

give him an alri

>>212134284
sounds like its written for an audience of rebellious rich 'Irish' teenagers in Boston who think theyre well hard

>>212134273
You clearly have some kind of trauma from previous relationships and are projecting that rage onto me. Calm down lad.

A traphouse in County Mayo

>>212134404
give him a kick in his little head

>>212134408
uganda be kidding me

>>212134404
Is this normal?

>>212134404

love that funny bald black irish fella Olima or whatever on the instagram

>>212134284
crap

>>212134325
Thanks for confirming you're the retarded cunt in this situation lad

>Fassbender's mother is Irish and he grew up in Ireland
Irish genes

>>212134468
>or whatever
dont pretend you dont really remember his name you sad act

>>212134404
Alri Vinnie?

The prophecy is true.b

>>212134396
yeah was mad that. went out with people from toil and this attention-seeking fat lass was claiming a barman spiked her drink and she wanted a new one so one of the lads had a big swig of her drink to prove she was chatting bollocks

>>212134411
I just call it as I see it. And I'm calling you a retarded cunt because that's what you are. You know it too. That's why it's got so under your skin.

>>212134015
Good

>>212134468
uganda be kidding me

>>212133351
Ruby won

>>212134396
not sure if the clown panic of 2016 made its way across the pond but there was a solid month or two where people here claimed that serial killers dressed in clown outfits were kidnapping and murdering people at random

>>212134468
This is Uganda, we watch Wakaliwood

Why do we do this?

>>212134523
I saw it on 4chan and yes, I think it happened here as well

>>212134404
Give him a pat on the head

https://voca.ro/1UVkY9W9BaSP
They love that shit.

Have a feeling if I were an actor I'd just be typecast as a nonce

if you were making pancakes but had no butter would you use olive oil or lard?

>>212134538
stop people ciding

Got some chicken rice on the go lads

Thought that lad was just making up the story about heathermong seeing his mum being ravaged by big Gaelic cocks but his vitriolic reaction to the post makes me think it was true and heathermong's traumatised about seeing enormous Gaelic cocks plunged deep into his mum's arse and minge

>>212134566
id use poo

French doors

>>212134566
bacon fat tbqh

>>212134566
surely lard

>>212134538
put a child lock on a window? mystery of the ages

>>212134566
poo

>>212134566
Olive oil probably
Lard smells too piggy

>>212134538
I dont have latches like that on my window. Only ever seen them in hotels.

>>212134574
Go

>>212134538
timeline is probably
>black/brown/chav mother leaves the windows open while she goes out leaving her 5 feral children inside
>one of the kids falls out and splats on the pavement
>spends 10 years campaigning for "(child's name)'s law" that aims to eliminate the scourge of open windows
such is the way of all british laws

>>212134575
You gay?

I am him.

>>212134611
real

>>212134538
>>212134611
We don't do that

>>212134611
insightful as always rorke

>>212134590
uganda be kidding me

mad how Kelly Clarkson has metamorphosed into a fat pig
have some self respect you'd never catch Shakira doing that

Jay Slater's Law

Sage was better.

See? Heathermong freaks out when you remind him of his mum being shagged by irishmen

>>212134590
man the man is killing us man, over.

>>212134652
loooool

Reckon.

>>212134642
drop the bomb man

>>212134682
Yikes.

irish diaspora built britain heathermong

>>212134579
>>212134596
oh yeah you would use poo, you would make poo pancakes. fuck off

>>212134586
>>212134590
my instinct is lard but i want to have lemon and sugar on me pancakes

>>212134598
yeah might go olive oil ive got some that is pretty light

gm

got invited to be a witness in a disciplinary investigation into my boss lads

>>212134709
in the same way windrush carribeans built it?

well past my daily allowance of caffeine

>>212134727
the toilmongs revenge

time to Pokemon Go on a walk :)

>>212134710
Get some butter from the shop lad.
You'll only regret it when you try eating the substituted pancakes of shame.

>>212134727
>t. Rudolf Hess

>>212133246 (OP)
>>212133320
>>212134521
AWOOGA MATING PRESS

yesterday I said I had however many hours defending gyms, and now it is at 423 hours
I dont think it stacks with multiple gyms :( I got like 10

how much porn could a gay poo porn if a poo peng poo gay porn

>>212134760
ah right. thanks

so cya
c yall

>>212134748
Everybody in Uganda knows kung fu

Unsure if anyone remembers but my parents decided to clean my room and get a new carpet.

They found a lipstick I fiddled with that I took from downstairs. Now they think I'm a troon or transvestite as well as gay. It was already over.

>>212134739
Foggy.

>>212134760
Sounds like you need to just hold one gym then lad

Do you think I got it?

>>212134779
yeah and the next step after having your (legendary) buddy for long enough to get enough candies, you should buddy a few common Pokemon to 3 stars to get a catch bonus on them

Hiya. Hi everybody.

honestly if my son were gay i wouldnt feel any worse just because he also pretended to be a girl
would already be rock bottom

>>212134822
sup crodie

>>212134787
well are you gay and a transvestite?

>>212134822
genuinely believe this one is a twisted psycho
something just seems off with his happy good guy facade

>>212134850
>>212134876
Supa kicker, one hell of a fighter

https://streamable.com/4qqshr
You do not make this music!

at levels 40/45/50, in Pokemon Go, the xp required doubles. and 50 is the max level (10% of 50 is 5)
not sure if that helps

>>212134710
>poo pancakes

>>212134911
it doesn’t really

whats 42 in base 20
twenny wan

>>212134850
uganda be kidding me

:(.

Mad how peng this is

>>212134985
Outside, now.

sitting here fucking screaming laughing at tiktok videos of toilets on ropes being swung at each other until they collide and smash

Sorry.

Gnocchi alla Sorrentina, with a salad of tuna loin, sweet peppers, red onions, olives, and capers

Eton mess for afters

>>212135018
Put it in simpler words.

>>212135001
You that lad who's toilet broke so is having to piss in a bucket like it's 1705?

>>212135026
I'll put you in a headlock if you don't pipe down matey

>>212134787
sounds like the whole thing was just a flimsy excuse to go through your things

Just make sense, bro?

free the liver king

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bog_bodies
Today's list

https://www.infowars.com/show/

>>212135018
Then after that maybe waddle outside and find a friend to bore with your dull blogs

>>212135051
no my toilet is fine but i piss in the kitchen sink half the time because i cant be arsed climbing the stairs

>>212135056
Excellent.

I'm a Gael.

>>212135018
pot noodle and a big bag of skips for me

>>212135115
I don't agree.

and based INFOWARS

>>212135078
she was caught watching Nigerian movies

>>212135090
>>212135135
tobes

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSB1veLxS/
Lasse!

>>212135018
No need to show off, you fat bastid

phoar Skips flavoured Pot Noodle

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You are good.

>>212135087
For me it's Tollund Man. Mad how he just lay there for about 2,300 years and came out looking like this.

ew just stepped in shit

>>212135187
Dead or died as far as I know.

i've not got owt to do wi nowt me

>>212135187
can you reply to yourself again with another dull example from the webpage you spammed before

>>212135209
What's the strength

>>212135214
hes beend one

open the fucking pubs

mental how skips are bellend flavour but the woke won't let us say it out loud

>>212135191
Corr, what's it taste like lad?

>>212135227
Live. Breath in. Breath out. Dead inside.

corr phoar

rorke on a mad one

i am exercising my right to free speech by loudly shouting

>>212135267
I saw it in my dream.

>>212135267
it should be legal to do this to blacks

and I levelled up all of the Pokemon that I tagged to leave at gyms yesterday, to level ~ 113

I reckon that the spammers are bots made by some Brit poster to bump the thread.

>>212134741
dont fancy going to the shop. ive taken some drugs and dont want to stumble to the tesco and interact with people.

>>212135328
Bruhv.

>>212135267
she's biting him she deserved that

>>212135343
Obviously, so we have to use their shit failed threads

Yeah, failed.

>>212135267
What's going on here then lad?
Apart from a black man biting his restrainers arm and getting punched in the face

>>212133312
>>212133312
>>212133312

>>212135241
how do you know what bell end tastes like

well thats the Pokemon levelled up then (to guarantee I get a Pokecoin without berries, and because those berries are from feeding to Pokemmon them from far away yes)

>>212133404
What about the 'spoons m8? Greggs, McDonald's, the kebab shop etc.

tobylerone <3

thats about it then if my buddy Pokemon doesnt gain a <3 from berries even though its got 2 bars of hunger
time to Pokemon Go to the polls

>>212135394
it's not time yet

>>212133312
>>212133312
>>212133312

>>212135345
Ah some of the old drugules.
So how did the pancakes go?

>>212135393
https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/2013/12/purse-snatching_star_of_viral.html

get the pokemon bred

freakoid VPN freak beta cuck off VPN trying once again to establish an R9Kesque community on int
what value does a parasite give

>>212135474
Re.

>>212135445
it's not time yet!

Sorry..

rorke having a week of recurring nightmares about The Alpha

>>212134739
I stick my phone in the water bottle holder on my bike and zip around doing routes I created.

New thread lads
>>212133312
>>212133312
>>212133312
>>212133312

>>212135601
stop stop it's not time yet

>>212135617
Close enough

>>212135562
need to do it around lots of Pokestops
and Nintendo has an autospinner for those (for like 50EUR)
if you do that then youll get lots of Pokeballs, but it doesnt solve the problem that you are on a bike. just to say that if youre going around a lot of Pokestops, the Pokeballs you get will let you throw at least 1 ball at every (every single!) wild Pokemon to roll for a catch Or the 25 XP from it running away (which increases the eco of a Pokeball and maximises XP, and finds shinies/hundos)

ok now it's time
>>212133312
>>212133312
>>212133312

Listen.

>>212135631
mustn't do it
janny will hurt me

>>212134021
>cunt mate.
Redundant much?