Thread 212133312

dog

poo smells lmao

>>212133312 (OP)
I thought that pic was gif or webm because that pic on its own looks so lame. Why post such a meaningless and boring picture of dog as OP picrel on a general thread? You are lame

>>212133369
it's a very cute photo someone posted on /brit/ yesterday and not lame at all :)

>>212133369
dog

>>212133369
That dog is worth more than you will ever be

>>212133630
<3

You've fucked it
Last was at 294

in my mentally insane slug era

Sent that yank runt flying

>>212133369
dog owners are mentally ill attention seekers
they think everyone worships their dog like they do
and they dont think twice about letting the beast loose in public to jump up at random passersby

>>212135455
you edit things to post them more than once on the board? that's weird

the toil freaks... they do be finishing toil soon

remember when alex jones opened his phone up on air and he had tranny porn tabs open looool

>>212135487
the pizza has buboes :(

>>212135479
>>212134666

>>212135532
the welsh woman from the one show?

>>212135532
he had tabs of /brit/?

>>212135532
just like me fr

>>212135446
not got around to it yet. kinda gone off the idea. thinking about having a sarnie. pork tongue with mustard or bacon and eggs.

jewish girls rule the world

>>212135487
That looks alright

My arse getting fucked by brown men

>>212135630
she’s grim af

>>212135630
I thought they weren't allowed to have tattoos

>>212135677
tel aviv is secular and liberal

>>212135630
she looks like she's experienced. like she's taken a lot of dick if you know what i mean

oh your water bottle holder. yeah thats smart
I like it better than a ziplock bag (which is cringe)

forgot it was friday today

>>212135630
true

>>212135462
New heathermong freak opinion just dropped!!!

>>212135462
you're a fat paki

>>212135677
They're not allowed to kill little children either but there we are

Do Yanks really

>>212135697
homofascism

anyone remember the waspi women psyop

>>212135630
Pass

>>212135695
it looks suspiciously dry

probably one of them gluten free pizzas

>>212135719


#l
LOL

Back from the visit to the old Spainland, lads

Question for everyone here. Did you all know in Spain there's some very large chebs and lots of them like to run around in those little tops?

>>212135729
No

>>212135721
he looks crazy but you know what good for him

>>212135719
they are actually. at least many think so. judaism isn’t as dogmatic about things as other religions and it’s based on a huge plethora of rabbinical interpretation built up over centuries. you can’t really generalise it. you can’t even say it’s all evil even though most of it is

>>212135695
corr looks good. i had italian last night but i had steak and salad. kinda wished id had a pizza.

>>212135721
Most American looking man I've ever seen

>>212135802
what kind of salad?

>>212135630
realistically I would simp for this woman on a night out

I'm spellbound by beautiful women and that's that.

>>212135802
Italian food mogs, I have to admit.

just caught a shiny Noibat because of that anon so i am going to name it after him (going for "Noibottle"

rorke sitting in his smelly childhood bedroom
leftypol outside with his gf

>>212135630
Why does she have a men's toilet sign as a collar? Bit wierd if you ask me

>>212135630
is that the girl from the music festival false flag? the one who was dead and naked on the back of the wagon

Hello.

i'm all about that virgin freak lifestyle

>>212135846
phwoar she is fit as fuck

bolognese started
trying this thing where i cook the soffritto on a low heat for ages to see if that makes it even better.

>>212135848
Done him

>>212135829
love tummies me. that's not even a particularly good one but I still like it

>>212135882
nice beer that

>>212135882
Thanks.

body is trying to make me urinate again

>>212135829
>>212135899
imagine tallking to her and while you'r edoing so you're resting your hand on her bare tum
one of my favourite things to do in summer/at clubs

>>212135846
Has more confidence than I do tbf

>>212135846
this rizzler has more confidence than I've ever had in my life she's well out his league but fair play bet he's done some right shagging since then

hate how this phone doesnt charge if its on (even at lowest brightness)
lost 1% battery which I have to get back now

>>212135813
italian salad i suppose. some rocket, tomato, peppers, red onion, that sort of thing. with balsamic vinegar.

>>212135836
italian and greek are pretty much the only ethnic foods i like.

Rorke doing socially awkward thing
Leftypol doing gay liberal thing

>>212135918
deegs you need to be on the sex offenders register

>>212135892
imho it only needs 10 minutes or so on a low sizzle to flavour the oil, no need to caramelise it

>>212135892
You run the risk of caramelising the onion if you do that which ruins the flavour for a soffrito in my opinion. Better to sweat them down normally and cook the whole ragu low and slow once you’ve added the meat and tomatoes and wine etc.

>>212135945
?

*enters thread*

Ok.

>>212135946
>>212135958
maybe but i saw a video of a Michelin star restaurant doing it this way so im giving it ago. nothing wrong with trying something new. i dont give a fuck about authenticity. traditional bolognese is meat slop anyway. i prefer the herby and tomatoey british version

Remember, fatties. No shortcuts.

>>212135992
mountain biking is a proper stupid hobby isn’t it

bizarre that people treat these pop idols as actual artists and pretend there is significant differences between their music.
all their songs are written by the same group of people, just look at the writing and production credits for chappelle roan, olivia rodrigo, sabrina carpenter, taylor swift, caroline polachek, carly rae jepsen etc etc
these "artists" (or more likely their management teams) literally pick and choose from a group of songs offered by the actual writers and producers to make an album. they have next to no input in any of the writing or producing, let alone playing any instrument besides their voices. you think taylor swift has the time to play the guitar on her tracks? lol

>>212135946
>>212135958
didn't arsk

Nice.

>>212136026
.>writing and production credits for chappelle roan, olivia rodrigo, sabrina carpenter, taylor swift, caroline polachek, carly rae jepsen etc etc
almost all of those mentioned write their own songs tho?

>>212136020
well that didnt take long

Get clued up lads, learn how to spot them. You're life could depend on it.

the 3pm katies are out

>>212136020
TOTAL
FATSO
GENOCIDE

>>212136026
didn’t ask misogynist incel freak

somatostatin (thyroid-related hormone) is found - in the thyroid, and islet of the pancreas ("found in the pancreatic cells"), is related to insulin, as well as the creation of thyroid hormone (both of them - T3 and T4)

>>212136019
Fair enough lad you do you, might as well try something new

Thanks.

>>212136020
it like dr who adipose episode

>>212136051
Which ones?

sunberg is a malevolent master

>>212136066
kill yourself paedophile freak

>>212136102
Imagine the smell

>>212135928
fair play to the lad, id die of embarrassment from the specs and his clothes especially the hat let alone that dancing

in the something to do with the male reproductive system, there is IL3 (reproductive system in man related to insulin). probably because of sucrose

>>212136102
Heaven forbid we have summery weather in summer

>>212136066
blue durag guy and other one looks in a comedy film where two american brothas wind up in europe as refugees. fund

>>212135846
rorke's origin story

>>212136020
Makes me glad that I lost weight with intermittent fasting and didn’t fall for these jabs. Don’t fancy being on drugs my whole life

>>212136093
roan swift polachek jepsen
idk about the other sbut the ymight wriet their own songs too

>>212136059
This is so silly
Jews can range from very obviously semitic to indistinguishable from whites

send post

can't believe there are people itt complaining about caramelized onions
or can I?

tobymory

catchy tune, hot tart singing it

what more do you need

>>212136128
oh my days make it

>>212136020
The fuck is a pancreas?

all them girls are fit (if legal). send post. send post

trvke

>>212136157
there’s one lad in here who thinks he’s a michelin star chef and always criticises other people’s cooking. he’s in his mid-40s and is deeply insecure about pretty much everything in his life, we call him foodmong

sir porn banner

we ate pancreas

>>212136175
>so this is basically Lenin did this but with genetics or something. *gets knotted in the mouth by a dog*

Receipt.

>>212136066
Ja Rule is a small boat cronem?

>>212135719
If they're goys they are m8

>>212136203
> gets knotted in the mouth by a dog*
what did you mean by this

>>212136175
>chud with a fake female profile picture
>wall of chud nonsense

Wow yes I will read every single word of this!!!

>>212136226
thats what they do

>>212136195
Not banned tho is it

>>212136194
aww now that's not very nice is it

>>212136051
extremely easy to check writing credits and see this isnt the case
>but the artist gets the first writing credit!
of course they do lmao, were you born yesterday? doesn't mean they wrote a single word
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Antonoff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Nigro
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Allen_(songwriter)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noonie_Bao

>>212136254
leftypols big day out

>>212136254
Sorry.

the soulpoles have arrived to give violent orgasms to inexperienced katies

>>212136263
wtf are you talking about
there are like no pop artists in history who are both writer and producer exclusively of all their songs
the people you singled out are among those most well known for writing theri own music
lol lamo even

>>212136102
It's going to be a tough day in the box room next week lads.

>>212136289
they spotted a 3pm katy alone on the beach

>>212136291
ah of course, they're "well known" to write their own music diego, that negates the indisputable fact that all their songs have additional writing credits, lol lamo even

mad how now if you want to mobilise against capitalism you have to support tranny nonsense. kek well manoeuvred tarquin

Ok.

violence against women

>>212136291
hmm I almost replied to this before realizing that it's bait
well done (nearly)

>opened a sealed bottle of Cravendale milk that expires in July
>been in fridge since I bought it
>the milk is just pure thick yoghurt
>doesn’t smell whatsoever

What the actual FUCK? Genuinely baffled how this has happened

>>212136324
the tranny nonsense wouldn't exist without massive corporate backing

>>212133369
look how happy he is

>>212136322
>there are like no pop artists in history who are both writer and producer exclusively of all their songs

Timmy's dinner

Ok..

>>212136337
incorrect

>>212136254
Rorke's brother

>>212136350
yeah

>>212136254
>puppygirls bite

>OK so basically we've got this busty lingerie model. And we're gonna dress her up in things like a bikini, french maid outfit, latex, schoolgirl uniform, things like that. We're going to have members of the audience throw water on her, cream, get her absolutely drenched in viscous liquids like cream and slime, so her cleavage is shiny or her clothes are seethrough. Remember, her last job was as a lingerie model, and her tits are so voluptuous they regularly make the front pages of the tabloids, and that's basically the gist of the show which she's the main presenter on, but there's also a failed magician with her, oh and one time she was dancing and actually flashed her tits to the camera
>It's for kids!
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with British "people"?

buried that timmy

>>212136066
dey hymen radars is going off

>>212136360
so which is it? they're "well known" to write their own songs, or nobody does so it's not even an issue?
>>212136345
it's diego so he actually is that retarded

>>212136254
self-proclaimed anti-establishment leftypol smashing the system that agrees with every single one of his beliefs lol

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>212136407
nun he cud do xx

When?

That's my day one of Glasto tomorrow sorted

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

>>212136419
>so which is it? they're "well known" to write their own songs, or nobody does so it's not even an issue?
if you weren't illiterate you would already have seen this
practically no one in popular music is both exclusive writer and producer of their songs
their are many in pop music who are not writers or have minimal input in creating their music
you, being the moron you are, managed to reference many of the most well known artists for having creative input and writing their own songs lol

>>212136401
what's wrong with that?

fucking nazis

hymen expansions are being administered

>>212136493
I am sleepy?

>>212136484
Older posters will remember his car crash appearance on This Week
Younger posters will just point out that his name is Jewish

>>212136459
imagine going to glastonbury to listen to these utter losers like owen jones spasticate on stage

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

For you, bro.

>>212136493
THose are too professional looking to be ICE

>>212136480
seems like you're trying to advance two completely contradictory points at the same time
she's not going to fuck you mate (nobody ever will)

>>212136459
Not bad is it. Stand up and spout shite for an hour in exchange for a weekend wristband.

>>212136507
All you can do is imagine going to Glastonbury because you never leave your smelly bedroom xx

>>212136459
whenever i see Gary Younge i always think of that interview with Richard Spencer when he verbally raped that nig

mad how all major wars are caused by them

~_~

>>212136459
What I like how how there's no semblance of actual debate happening

>>212136493
doesn’t really make sense. you got put in a concentration camp, you weren’t fighting nazis

>>212136566
Thank you.

>>212136533
how am i doing that? are you truly too thick to see the degrees between someone with 0 input in creating their own songs and someone who exclusively writes and produces all their own songs (very rare even outside pop)
black and white thinking mongs like you are the problem with society

>>212136459
Rorke would rather be sitting in his bedroom, whining on X about brown people

>>212136559
men?

No.

>>212136578
you're welcome <3

Just back from a 15 minute trip to the shops. Americans talking loudly about the IRA while gesturing at a mural. Easily over a dozen women in those muslim bin bags. Somali children screaming at each other from across the streets. Owari da for Belfast lads. Completely unrecognisable from pre-covid times. 5 years to destroy a place entirely.

death camps can’t melt steel beams

>>212136629
Done him.

>>212136633
Ulster says no!

>>212136660
ابعد الخرا ده عني

>>212136582
producing is, obviously different from writing
an artist writing their own music is not rare at all, even in pop music, the most focus grouped corporate genre
generally people think it's insincere to be singing words you didn't write about experiences you didn't have
but you take it all in, clapping like a seal and gushing about how "inspired" and "meaningful" their lyrics are. because you're cattle

>>212136633
what are you going to do about it?

>>212136633
Your own fault for being in the god for saken Union

palantir drone just flew over my house

I hope you all die desu.

>>212136709
Move to Poland probably

>>212136710
The republic is the same

so maybe you're not aware of what happened in the 1980's when producers began to demand writing credits on songs

>>212136633
I'm sorry you had to witness Americans lad

>>212136749
>palantir drone
saruman got into the surveillance business?

>>212136695
>producing is, obviously different from writing
lmao goalpost shifting
you realise these same people you complaining about produce as well? state of you spastic
>an artist writing their own music is not rare at all, even in pop music
lmao an artist being involved in writing their own music is not rare who said it was
you shifted goalposts again and said they have to be the only writer (and producer unless you're going to again be disingenous)
which is rare
you are clueless about pop music and music in general
and a coward who is now trying to shift the gaolposts and weasle out of your insane ignorance

>>212136756
Is not

I believe I survived.

>>212136763
a bunch of old j-words ripped off of young talented black kids?

just seen a video of the pouring rain at glasto. even if it stops, hundreds of thousands of feet will turn the entire site into a quagmire lol

>>212136775
my original post was about writing
you responded to say they write their own songs
now YOU'VE moved the goalposts to producing which wasn't the original focus
eat it up cattle, eat it up and ask for more!

can't wank in this heat

>>212136710
Same thing happened down south because of a certain ethnicity of a man getting into a political position and using it to leverage loopholes in the Irish constitution to flood the south with Nigerians in the 90s, until it was finally put to a vote in 2004 and the Irish rejected anchor baby legality at a rate of 80% against it. But the damage was done. 10 years is a long time to have anchor babies get given automatic Irish citizenship. Who then can transfer it to their children because "both parents are Irish" (despite both being Nigerian).

Fuck!

>>212136790
mmm no

>>212136815
>just look at the writing and production credits
>>212136026
bad luck retard the interent doesnt forget your attempt to goalpost shift and back pedal
lol lmao even

who even plays at glastonbury anymore? would consider it if it was british indie and rock but got a feeling it’s all yank pop stars and darkie “drill” rappers these days

anyone want to jump on nightreign to fight the enhanced darkdrift knight

well i had a conversation with a paki yesterday and he was actually quite nice

Russian.

>>212136873
Was he inbred

>>212136853
>almost all of those mentioned write their own songs tho?
eat it up! more slop coming your way soon!

rorke's mum

sir pensioner boiler

got a hunch they’ll be riots this summer in britain. another mi5/islamist terror attack on kids i reckon. will be used as an excuse for more surveillance and monitoring

>>212136873
ah well in that case lets continue shipping in 500k of them every year forever

>>212136891
dunno

So Diego enjoys:
>believing in magical invisible wizards that don't exist
>listening to pop music designed for teenage girls
Righto

>>212136894
mumberg on a mad one

What's England actually like?
Is it nice?

>>212136893
HOWLING
>nooo you're not allowed to quote me i didn't mean it that's cheating
lol lmao even
little cowardly runt

>>212136873
Mental to think you thought "this lad is nice" and he probably went home to his 13 year old wife who is also his cousin

>190s busted out the russian VPN to post nonce shite again
This is why I hate phoneposting with no filters.

>>212136946
so you didn't mean it when you responded only regarding writing, which was obviously the focus of my post?

get the Methylene Blue 1% solution 3.4 Fl Oz - 100 ml | Ultra High Purity | USP Pharma Grade Ingredients - Third-Party Tested | Formaldehyde free | Glass Bottle | Heiltropfen® ordered

>>212136923
Jesus isn't a wizard. Wizards learn their magic through rigorous study. It is not innate.

deary me

>>212136990
so you didn't mean it when you made your post about writing and production, which was what started your splurgeout

buy ephedrine online

>>212137020
no, i meant it about writing, and you responded about writing, didn't you?

Ban me.

i wish to shag the polish milf at work

>>212137001
I think this might either make me very healthy or kill me not sure

>>212137023
It can be found in nasal sprays. Or is that epinephrine? Can't remember I saw it in Crank

>>212137042
ahh so when you wrote
>, just look at the writing and production credits
and again
> they have next to no input in any of the writing or producing
you actually meant something completely different

now you see why i call you illiterate
lmao

>2020-2050
Indian world
>2050-2100
African world

good heavens

Spam this shit he is too scared anyway.

>>212136945
Imagine Ireland, but with Protestantism instead of Catholicism, and slightly different accents. Also bigger, and with more people. That's England.

>report published that average household will be worse off over the next five years
>main discourse is just moaning about it and how boomers and the rich are taking all the money
You're only worse off if you fucking sit on your arse and do nothing, it's like people are fucking idiots and don't think maybe they should just make more money
>oh but my job only pays 30k how do I make more
Stop doing that job then, fucking mongs

>>212137017
yeah what do you think jesus was doing in the first 30 years of his life

>>212137089
can't have a live picture it's obviously from the past by the time she uploaded it

>>212136894
wypipo are weird

>>212137088
i'm not the one so spitting with rage (or more likely drunk) that i can't even type correctly

>>212137043
It's there.

>>212137106
few extra million 3rd worlders entering the benefits system and/or work force will fix that im sure

>>212137023
From Czechia?

>>212137114
shagging

>>212137136
Here.

>>212137127
from goalpost shifting to projection
you're addicted to fallacies
poor little illiterate cant argue to save his 4chan career

Rorke still wears geox

>>212137169
you're drunk at 3:40pm on a monday diego, don't you think that's a bit sad?

Actually thank you.

28 Days Later available on iPlayer, might as well

>>212137089
>Who the fuck is exporting Indians everywhere??
Silicon valley tech platforms

few of these down the hatch

>>212137089
>who is exporting indians
most likely india

>>212137089
Once saw some pakis changing a 3 year old's nappy on a train in Switzerland. They were doing it right there on the table in the middle of the carriage getting shite all over the table. The mother then took the child by the hand and waddling him through the carriage to the toilets to get toilet roll, shite dropping out of him all the way. And then she wiped it all up on her way back using just the one bundle of toilet roll (child is still half naked this whole time) before finally wiping down the shitty table with the same bundle of toilet roll she'd just wiped the shitty floor with and you could see it just sort of smeared into a fine film of poo all over the table. Now imaginee trying to explain all that to some poor train conductor in broken German. Absolute nightmare of a scene it was. Anyway that photo reminded me of it.

this song smells like soil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HqJK-OMSOk

>>212137124
not if she was fast
got you there rorke

>>212137197
*thursday

>>212137210
Thank you...

>>212137197
i maybe drunk but in the morning i'll be sober
you however will always be an illiterate retard
(this is a pastchie of churchhill btw and i am 100% sober)

>>212137199
in the middle of watching Weeks right now

>>212136945
Yeah it's alright. I live in Lancashire and Irish are fine here. We just hate the pakis and dont want blacks. But for Lancashire dogs and Irish have always been welcome.

>>212137216
LMFAO

>>212137114
Carpentry you FOOL

Hello.

how many times do you need to roll a die before you would expect to get a one twice in a row?

bore off you sad cunts

>>212137216
grim world leftypol wants to usher in. grim and baffling

>>212137216
saw one of those tourist youtubers in Pakistan and they were on a sleeper bus and this bloke just put his feet with his yellow toenails on this white lad's pillow to stretch himself out
he wasn't even doing it to be adversarial he just didn't see it as a problem

very very very odd people

>>212137264
Twice. I'm the number 1 dice roller of the number 1 on dice in the world.

>>212137253
that's a lie pushed by big wood

what’s the cronems source of income?

>>212137246
I should probably just download and watch that tbf, can remember every single plot beat of Days as I sit here

can't remember anything about Weeks beside the opener with Begby

>>212137264
6/1

>>212137283
yeah? might email you about a job then

>>212137314
6/1

>>212137264
36 times.

>>212137264
4 times

>>212137242
i bet you are mate, 100%
lol

>>212137298
>Big Wood
Don't invoke my name when disrespecting the big man

>>212137341
intuitive but wrong actually

Im convinced im finally going to make it in the coming months. For no reason at all :)

>>212137264
1/6 then 1/6
so 1/12

Let me see you kick right now kick left now step forward now step back

>>212137373
leftypol logic

>>212137277
The Chinese aren't much better. I got off the train and the first thing the group of chinks who were on the same train did was turn round to me, point and all go "OooOoOooo" like I was the fucking Statue of Liberty just cuz I'm really tall. Had three separate Chinamen take pictures of me without asking and 2 ask for pictures with me. Just wanted to go on a fucking hike.

I'm going to kill myself

>>212137341
WRONG

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_(probability_theory)

>>212137017
I meant God which is why I said invisible. I don't think Jesus was invisible. Jesus was probably just a random guy who fooled people into thinking he was divine.

>>212137216
Swiss trains are so overrun with them it's mental. Some of the worst passengers as well.

>>212137341
>36 times.

>>212137428
gor how did he do that then

plumbed it into chatgpt and it went mental

>>212137438
Is it right?

>>212137438
least retarded chatgpt response

>>212137459
I don't even know, that's the problem

>>212137462
>>212137462
>>212137462

>>212137438
>AI is going to take over wor-

>>212137373
>>212137394
>The Chinese aren't much better.
your little anecodte is far more preferable than anything else shared ITT wtf?
As far as non-white immigrants are concerned the Orient is obvously as good as it gets.

South Asia, Africa and the Middle East are just ghastly.

>>212137438
this is correct but chatgpt gives a cringe method
can do it with a single recurrence relation

>>212137459
>>212137468
it is

>>212137471
Won't be posting in the second jf thread

>>212137395
Let us know when youve done it

>>212137471
too early mate

>>212137489
what do you mean?

>>212136863
Overmono are pretty high up on the billing this year, surprised me.