Thread 212134287

you ok germany?

>>212134287 (OP)
how many bugs do zey reccomend per week?

>>212134287 (OP)
We are run by a bunch of hippie boomers who think flushing your toilet twice is a crime against nature.

>>212134287 (OP)
How is that wrong?

>>212134287 (OP)
They do this shit here too. The new healthy (read: climate friendly) diet guidelines suggest eating max. 400g meat per week

>>212134287 (OP)
I won't take nutritional advice from a germ. I just won't

these institutions are fucking criminal and everyone working for them is a literal psychopath

>>212134287 (OP)
Germans on their way to destroy Europe for a third time in less than a century, now instead of race it will be for eco-friendly reasons.

>>212134287 (OP)
Thats less than north koreans.

>>212134462
When did Germany ever try to destroy Europe? Are you a jew or something?

>>212134287 (OP)
On monday I made carbonara pasta, onio n-bellpepper omelett.
I ate a total of six eggs in one day.

>>212134670
you will need to rest your egg consumption for the upcoming one and a half months

>>212134670
Did you ever stop to think how your reckless actions might affect the flowering cycle of the arctic buttercup? Do better.

>>212134287 (OP)
I eat four eggs a day

>>212134753
>>212134754
Not my problem.

Dutch and German boomers are often retarded left wing emaciated twigs. Zoomers are either fat as shit or look like theyre on roids.

>>212134336
Why does flushing your toilet hurt nature?

>>212134861
YOU VIL SPARREN ZE WASSER JA? YOU VIL SINK OF ZE POOR AFRICAN CHILDREN WHENEVER YOU DON’T TURN OF ZE TAP WHEN BRUSHING ZÄHNE JA?

>>212134861
Reckless mismanagement of hydric resources, deeply hurtful for mother Gaia.

Did you know that the German word for eggs has the same double entendre as the English word balls? In considering this predicament you will find the reason for our justified caution in consuming too many of them per time span.

>>212134616
did you forget hitler trying to bring everyone else down with him or what, dude wanted to raze paris purely out of spite for example

>>212134973
Really? So when someone is being annoying you say "stop scrambling my eggs" ?

>>212135435
Geh mir nicht auf die Eier
Do NOT go on my eggs

>>212137236
WE GOT AN EGG SMUGGLER OVER HERE GETEM

>>212137515
NOOO

>>212134287 (OP)
why so few?

>>212134287 (OP)
Good cholesterine, bad cholesterine.
HDL ("hab' dich lieb") good
LDL ("lass' das lieber") bad

>>212134287 (OP)
I remember a list from many years ago about the foods you would survive the longest on if you were only allowed to eat that and number one was eggs and two milk. I would cut out about everything else before cutting of eggs. Eggs everyday is great. Eggs

>>212137562
because it's bad for the environment o algo

i just had steak and eggs from waffle house for breakfast

>>212134287 (OP)
germanics are all such cucks lmao

>>212137541
You are gonna get locked away for a long time criminal scum. I'll take those eggs now, as, uh, evidence. *discreetly slurps one raw*

This shit is extra funny when they turn on each other and write guidelines about how cats should not be allowed to go outside (all of these freaks have cats)

>>212138077
this is not fair

>>212138122
You should have eggxpected it

>>212134287 (OP)
I cant find anything about that on their website. They only mention eggs in the context that with enough egg and dairy consumption only 120 g of meat a week is sufficent for a balanced diet

>>212134287 (OP)
no wonder they are full of cucks.
they are ordered to be weak xD

>>212138512
heh, maybe i should have

>>212138520
https://www.dge.de/gesunde-ernaehrung/gut-essen-und-trinken/dge-ernaehrungskreis/fleisch-wurst-fisch-und-eier/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

proper food is not meant for the slave class
real food should be only available to people who can actually afford it

This is actually a deranged guideline.

>>212134424
While I hold the same sentiment, the flag discredits your opinion entirely.

>>212134287 (OP)
knowing the germans, they probably take this shit way too far
can't wait for the egg wars

I'm looking for that video of a German girl who wants mixed-race babies and to be a single mom, if anyone has it.

>>212134616
>ww1
>ww2
>shutting down power plants with no survivors

germans dont make small mistakes.

>>212137705
:3

>>212142195
That means that american Insulin is the bestestest Insulin there is.

Ate three eggs this morning >:D

i ate two eggs today
i ate two eggs yesterday as well
what is going to happen to me?

>>212142348
>>212142354
DAS IST VERBOTEN!

>>212134462
>Ehm ma... maybe dododon't eat just wewewe one egg per week anananaaand try to have a momomore plant based diet... if you want of course hehe
>NOoOOOOOOooooOOOO YOU LITERALLY DESTROYING EUROPE AGAIN! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You people are such sissies sometimes.

>>212142354
>*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* HELLO THIS IS ZE EIERORDNUNGSPOLIZEI. PLEASE OPEN YOUR DOOR!

jesus christ you spergs, all they said was that you should probably eat at least one egg a week

>>212142415
>try to have a momomore plant based diet
no.

>>212142469
sorry can you come back later i am watching anime

>>212142798
>*grummel* *grummel*
>Ja Ja

>>212138738
This doesn't say what retards here are claiming. They say that an extra egg on sunday breakfast is enough to supplement a meat based diet in addition to the eggs contained in processed foods.
It says nothing about only being allowed one egg a week or a plant-based diet.

>>212134460
yeah, but they rake in fat government money for their analysis