Thread 212137462

very good things
great stuff

taking care of business

lads
meeting my financial adviser in 38 minutes
you want to throw any questions his way via moi?

>>212137543
yeah how to get money

>>212137523
Fuck it then.

>>212137543
Are you the anon that inherited 2 mil?

This nigga is so based. Going full Gotham. 1970s style

>>212137543
Wish I could get a financial advisor.
Just get me ma telling me to stop spending so much on pints.

jesus had kids with mary magdalene. he spaffed in her fanny.

Heard Kier Starmer's gonna make all white racist blokes get a wig wearing black woman pregnant to stop racism

>>212137543
What is the statute of limitations on klarna dominos pizza debt?

>>212137543
how much capital do i need to invest before i can make meaningful gains?

>>212137543
how does bitcoin work

Ruby sub edition

>>212137580
source

Might have a wank over Monalita. She's rather fit. Shame about the fake tits though.

>>212137432
Yeah it's mad. Beautiful trains, beautiful country and then just the stench of some paki with his kebs out picking at his toenails while a thousand Chinamen try to flirt with the one chinawoman right next to you. There were so many fucking Asians. Even the Americans and Canadians I met in Switzerland were Asian fs.

>>212137474
Na mate the Chinese are like ants swarming all over the place in Switzerland. There was a lot of sexual harassment (mostly amongst their own at least) and then you'd get them swarm into places like the co-op, just 50-75 strong and completely take over. They'd pick up apples after having coughed into their hand, put them to their nose and sniff them and then put them back in with all the other apples and shit like that. It was disgusting. I woke up on the last day of my stay and went downstairs in my hotel and there was about 40 of them in the lobby of the hotel running around with Chinese dragons on their heads like you see in their parades. Just decided they'd have a fucking Chinese new year celebration or something shit right there in the middle of a random hotel lobby.

>>212137543
how much are phillipe patek watches worth? ive heard about a dodgy accountant who apparently has 4

well fuck it man
start driving normally

>>212137543
Ask him if he remembers his first blowjob?

1/6 chance of rolling any number on a die
rolling the same number twice is therefore 1/6*1/6 = 1/36 chance

>>212137599
dan brown da vinci code

>>212137610
I didn't have this experience in Switzerland.
You must have been in the Bernese Oberland

>>212137623
yes but that's not what was asked

>>212137625
I thought that movie was about catholic things like the pope or something

>>212137623
yeah, but we want a specific number: 1

>>212137643
I was in Lucerne.

hate is all the world has even seen lately

>>212137573
no
have about 10% of that

>>212137657
that's angels and demons (also made up nonsense)

Having a look around the 'oogle 'aps again. Some interesting places in this world isn't there

we're getting bullied and I'm on the verge of breaking into tears
I hate it when this happens

>>212137732
incredible how easy it is for you lads to bait the rest of the world

>>212137764
the worst part is that isnt bait, its the truth

I'm not gay

>>212137781
BS.

>>212137732
oh no our proud nation's reputation is being tarnished how could this happen

>>212137695
oh, just be really cautious and anything you dont understand do not invest in. Just you say are really risk adverse and just want to invest in something liquid that beats inflation. Like government or blue chip bonds

my solution to the die problem:
we expect to take 6 throws to get a 1
then we need to get another 1 or we start again
so x = 6 + 1/6 + 5/6 * (x + 1)
which gives x = 42

>>212137732
we deserve it, frankly

>>212137795
Complain.

On Friday, the transgender pride flag was flown from the highest point in the UK

>>212137795
bit gay

>>212137689
Islamic Communism is here and will change this, akhi.

Uiteindelijk is al het land van de koningi(in) van de VK
>Uniquely, the Crown has dominion over all land as lord paramount.
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2002/9/notes/division/4/7/1

you've already rolled a 1 and you want a 1 again so it's 1/6 chance

>>212137853
Listen.

mad how thick you lot are

>>212137695
Just shove it all in ftse all world and shut up
>>212137816
Assuming he's 20-odd this is bad advice, your risk tolerance should be pretty high for long term investments

Never been in love me. Never been embraced.

>>212137845
New York 2025, pre Islamic revolution

Jannys given me a month long ban on my wifi for using "banned text" or some shit so I'll need to phone post until then. No clue what the fuck he's on also I tried to appeal it but he rejected it.

Can't incelwalk for more than 3km in this subsaharian heat

>>212137853
you either roll it or you don't. 50/50

>>212137839
what a freaky looking bint

>>212137704
mmm are you sure about that

>>212137887
*embraces you*

>>212137866
yeah? do something clever then smarty pants

>>212137891
that's ok
incelwalks are usually short

body's still trying to make me piss >:(

>>212137913
spaino?

realistically what will happen when Reform win and migration numbers / boat people numbers still go up?

>>212137888
ddoint even realise gabreielle was hot until coachella
how did ratty healy mop that up

>>212137888
haggard sloots

Do the Spaino!
Yeah, yeah...
Do the Spaino!
Yeah, yeah...

>>212137934
no

>>212137902
not really no. i read the books like 10 years ago and sadly i've only forgotten most of it

>>212137875
>your risk tolerance should be pretty high for long term investments
Not if he doesnt know what he is doing. But im not a financial advisor

This might me me being a brainlet but isn't the chance of rolling 2 consecutive numbers 1/36 rather than 1/42
6 faced die so it's effectively 6 squared, i.e 36

might do a wankard pooser

>>212137913
give me any addition, subtraction, multiplication or division sum and i'll do it in my head

>>212137888
already saw this post on buhanka watch, mike

It's not horrible.

>>212137937
They have already pivoted into being the party against government waste and want to create their own DOGE.

Nige will tell you he always wanted 5 million india students a year coming in to work for Deliveroo

>>212137990
the question isnt 2 consecutive numbers
it's 2 consecutive 1s

>>212137969
>Not if he doesnt know what he is doing
Which is why it goes into a diverse equity fund so your tiny pea brain can't fuck it up (this applies to me as well, I'm terrible at individual stock picking)

>>212137990
and a beep bop boop to you to rainman

>>212137990
yes but expected # of trials to get a result is not the same as the inverse of the probability of that result for one trial

The odds are 50/50, you either get 1 twice in a row or you don't

Always makes me cringe and feel pains in my chest when literal 20-something Year Old Adult Incels talk about "turning it around" or whatever. YOU MISSED OUT! THAT'S IT DUDE! YOU'RE DONE!

You think if Russia invaded Estonia or another NATO country and article 5 were invoked, would you fight? Assume the government begins enlistment of young men.

I don’t think I would

Dream.

>>212138039
This

>>212137434
Similar methods to how L Ron Hubbard persuaded people to invest in Scientology, I imagine

I will get 1 as many times as I like

I am Fares.

>>212137990
if you can say what you don't understand about >>212137823 I can explain

>>212138041
Ol' matey of mine lost his ginity at 30 and is happier than he's ever been. He's had 3 gfs since then

>>212138065
what were those?

>>212138016
What the number is on the die is irrelevant, you have a 1 in 6 chance of rolling any given number on a die. The chance of rolling a 1 and a 5 is exactly the same as the chance of rolling a 1 and a 1. 2 rolls of 6 so it's 6^2, 36

>>212138041
Not today

not a financial guy, may be being thick but can anyone explain to me how insurance isn't just a racket?
statistically you will always be likely to pay more in to the insurance than you will ever get out, that's how they make their money
i understand the need for third party car insurance, but why would you ever pay for home insurance, life insurance, business insurance, etc? why not just put the money you would have spent into a savings account?

>>212138044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8

>>212138043
shan't have them invading france or scandinavia. rest doesn't bother me much i'd probably just sit it out

What do yous actually think of Holly Willoughby?

>>212138024
I just invest my disposable income into online courses on how to improve my sigma grindset

Never understood the Dominoes Pizza obsession in 2013

>>212138111
Are you with me?

>>212138092
The art of bullshitting I guess

yeah well how about this?
*pulls down my pants revealing my angry bulbous erection*

>>212138088
ok give me his lifestory
how did he turn that around
was the first gf just a trial run like anyone to get off the starting block
>>212138097
thicko you're counting from the result of the second roll as if it's just double numbers
1/6 is the first roll if you roll any other you restart
1/36 is to role a duplicate of any number
therefore to get one specific duplicate is both of them together

>>212138085
That makes sense actually, cheers

>>212138065
nah hubbard was a hack who had others do most of the work
jesus was the real deal, a revolutionary thinker, an incredible orator who lived by his words, an unironic man of the people

>>212138104
insurance began as gambling so yes

>>212138097
no because that's the expected number of throws to get some number consecutively
here we are given a number

Sexo sexo..

>>212138153
i dont know about hubbard but jesus didnt seem to bullshit

>>212138151
yes

>>212138165
>thicko you're counting from the result of the second roll as if it's just double numbers
I was picturing it in my head as rolling two dice like you do in monopoly, not rolling the same one twice.

>>212138165
He went and did speed dating and on his second go around he met a bird he clicked with and they got together for about 6 months off that.

>>212138121
Always looks like shes on the edge of getting really fat

>>212138193
This is fucked.

Turns out, little Samaritan

>>212138203
so what u're saying is if he went speed dating at 16 he would have been a shagger?

>>212138169
hubbard shagged more birds so who really won?

>>212138186
I think he did Diego. I don't think he was actually the son of a fictional invisible wizard.

Come home, Anglo Man.

>>212138118
Thinking about why men fight in wars. It’s to protect their homes and their wives and children and faith.

I can’t afford any of that, and faith and God are dead. Housing is given to new arrivals who don’t contribute anything and won’t fight, so why should I?

Nationality these days is about a piece of paper and transactional. The country hasn’t held up its end of the bargain.

>>212138269
jesus didn't claim to be the son of a fictional invisible wizard

>Uniquely, the Crown has dominion over all land as lord paramount.
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2002/9/notes/division/4/7/1

Punish

>>212138276
every lad at my school looked like this

yeah everything came about just in a big explosion dont worry about it mate just a big explosion that kicked everything off
what was before the big explosion? nothing there was nothing about at all but then the big explosion happened and then that was what became everything eventually mad innit how that worked proper mental

You are a fucking genius.

>>212138361
lol lmao this is what atheists actually believe and then they call theists irrational and magical thinkers

>>212138361
sybau

diego absolutely salivating at the prospect of yet another religious debate

mad how we have 250k jews in the country and 3m muslims
reckon we should expel the lot before civil war kicks off that has nowt to do with England

>>212138407
actually a muslim/jew civil war would be great cos then we'd have a fantastic excuse to boot them out

>>212138407
has a lot to do with england though doesn’t it

yorkshire superiority

>>212138455
You shouldn't be writting this.

>>212138407
You have a pop of almost 70mil. 3.25 mil is nowt

Scholarship exam for a 17 year old

he didn't come back from the dead though did he
i mean come on

yeah mate santa just got bored one day and conjured himself into existence then made the universe. he also shagged mary and made joseph watch

Hello chaps.

>>212138500
how come?
>>212138504
howling this is what atheists actually believe

Owl.

>>212138296
At the very least he said things about "God" (a fictional invisible wizard), as if this "God" exists

practising my empathy

Just got off the call. They're transferring me to a different department. I'm moving to Tucson.

I am foreighn

reckon a japanese version of /brit/ would be both nicer and funnier

>>212138576
No.

>>212138562
how is god a fictional invisible wizard

erm

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1750948673097430.mp4

sorry lad, not going to be many posts from me today. Feel a bit off, you know?

>>212138490
tarque exam

>>212138589
how is he not

>>212138632
I prefer men

>>212138043
Only if they give me Jason luv to my girlfriend

sup bros

>>212138601
that sounds difficult for you, i hope you feel better later

>>212138455
uganda be kidding me

>>212137937
Rupert Lowe will lead the Tories into winning 600 seats in 2035 on a white nationalist platform

I'm a foreigner.
And you?

omdzz he's had to say hello twice because nobody responded the first time. screamingggggg

<3

>>212138582
japanese men really hate admitting they're virgins, so there would be no virgin freak or incel posts

>>212138650
fuck off, yank

The TIE Fighter was faster than the X Wing in normal space. On the other hand however, the X Wing had a hyperdrive, which the TIE Fighter did not have.

>>212138680
This general is your life

>>212138683
Apply.

>>212137990
Actually it's 1/6 because the first number is arbitrary

>>212138660
thank you lad. Just seeing your kind words perked me up a bit

You go, sir.

sir cat yanker

>>212138477
thats why we should just kick them out
the King should just decree that all jews and muslims have to leave the United Kingdom
like give them 90 days to sell up and go peacefully
if not they face the wrath of the masses

raping my own arse

>>212138595
where's the willy?

>>212138605
Open to anyone

Just think. We have gone from being a country that created the modern world to a country of fat black women giving orders from HR departments and local authorities. I could have written this essay. Symptoms include foreign delivery cyclists and love island

>>212138589
>fictional
Doesn't exist
>invisible
Can't be seen
>wizard
Supposedly has magical powers

Just eat just gave me £10 off if I spend £15 in any restaurant
You just can’t pass on offers like that

>>212138753
Sorry.

off topic avatarsignature spam flooding

>>212138797
Fat bastard post from a fat bastard poster

>>212138650
Cat in a zoo

>>212138797
So.

>>212138785
yeah but in 1902 only posh people would have learnt this
I would be down a mine

would have rekt that tarque exam with a cheeky chatgpt prompt

>>212138706
For me it's the A-wing

Luv Asians me. Hate that we get shamed for it. Love is love

>>212138793
how is god fictional?
invisible is a weird word because it still entails this worldliness and i think that could lead to confusion a better word would be immaterial or non physical
>supposedly has magical powers
how/why does that entail wizardry, also i dont think magical is a helpful way of describing god maybe if you expand on magical powers we can get somewhere

>>212138852
Far.

>>212138841
wish i was down the mine with my great grandad
actually by this time of day he would have been in the pub
what a life

Learning Hermetic magic. Gaining a clue.

>>212138843
who is the bitch? you.

>>212138882
Apply.

Ale drinkers have to be the most gay people on the planet

>>212138915
Reckon gay people would beg to differ

>>212138915
How?

>>212138930
Reckon even they'd agree with me.

>>212138915
nah gays have tons of sex and real ale drinkers have none

Atheists still operate under the delusion God is a bearded fella in the sky. Aquinas 8 centuries ago proved God was the source of rational being and the eminent life force of the universe, consistent with Aristotelian metaphysics

>>212138915
do gay clubs sell real ale?

This is illegal.

>>212138955
Ask your dad

>>212138941
Tiger Mafia has good panties

>>212138915
>At a Marston's Pub for a carvery last week
>Ask the woman what beers are on draught
>She mentioned hobgoblin and another ale (maybe John Smiths)
I wanted a lager.

real ale is rank so it’s safe to assume anyone drinking it is racist

>>212138970
my dads not bent

"What is civilisation? I don't know. I can't define it in abstract terms – yet. But I think I can recognise it when I see it."

Hello.

>>212138970
done him
>>212138955
sorry lad youve been done

>>212138989
Why's he getting ale from a gay club then?

>>212138882
Who are these wikipedia jannies defending? What worldview are they upholding? We (the public) have known for years about the Paki grooming gangs and the government cover up for politicians reasons, and now the state themselves have came out and admitted it. It’s a national inquiry. Why are they still denying reality? Vile propogandists.

>>212138998
go for panties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isMjvRpAckU
INGLAND IS A BITCH
THERE'S NO ESCAPING IT

>>212138989
strange. i bent him over last night

>>212138998
uganda be kidding me

I drink real ale, am not bent
The benders I know drink cheap wine

I reckon if there was a /birt/ without all the hate then it would be a nice place to be, I like not having an account or anything tied to my posts but sometimes the feeling here can get a little negative, probably when /brit/pol schizos raid or something

4chan.

bldg bled fog
o
golf bldg bed

Can people with these things go 10 seconds without bringing it up? I never heard of this shit a decade ago yet every person who has it MUST mention it online

>>212139008
>Vile propogandists.
exactly

quite enjoy a hazy ipa personally

>>212139025
you seem to know a lot about benders

Med.

Tomorrow the bennies come in, tomorrow I get wankered x Get in de lads

Some classic millennial lad humour in this thread

>>212139033
She’s a big girl

>>212139033
She's way too fat here, i dont care what you chubby chasers say. However she looks amazing in Plebs

>>212139033
that bra looks so uncomfy :(

>>212139070
sing Dolly Parton

Just had coffee and feeling the urge to POO

>>212139088
oi oi cheeky

>>212139058
imagine getting festival food diarrhoea exploding out your colostomy bag

>>212139058
shit like this just confirms bioleninism

the state and its media wing fervently supports and elevates anyone that is anti ethical to normal healthy civilisation and its continuity. instead venerating the disabled, homosexuals, transvestites, the mentally ill, immigrants and religious minorities. why? because those people will be loyal to the regime because they instinctively know that in any other society they’d rightly be lower on the social totem pole.

might become a woman

I've never pooed in my life

where is he now?

Kai Cenat and IShowSpeed playing Mario Kart
https://www.twitch.tv/kaicenat

>>212139102
It happens

>>212139143
Here

>>212138989
He is a bit though

>>212139143
10 stone lighter, lifts like a machine, fit gf, 6 figure salary

>>212139154
u see mango at beerio kart? lol what a guy

>>212139143
want to cum all over his tits

>>212139143
what was his name?

>>212139143
thats how everyone who disagrees with me looks

>>212139143
So this is Porke....

>>212139098
*to the tube of if you're happy*
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>>212139170
Howling at it
He did nothing wrong

>>212139186
We're making German food

off out for walk to clean out my clogged mental mind

One of my mates from uni went to Westminster School and had so many random tarqs in his phone. He had WhatsApp conversations with Rothschilds and minor royals and then me (council estate lad first in his family to go to uni)

>>212139188
This was funny in your empty head and should've stayed there

>>212139182
the farsh nuke

>>212139195
utterly wild the reddit incels trying to cancel him over a bit of obnoxious drunk behaviour
can tell they've never left their smelly bedrooms
in normal society you just dont invite mango out drinking for a while lol or when the girls are there

>>212139182
alexander gordon jahans

wonder what north koreans are doing right now

>>212139130
I blame Christianity

You never got this from Jupiter/Zeus/Indira

just discombobulated reality

>>212139242
>grown man with an intimate knowledge of streamers calling other people incels
lol lmao even

>>212139008
pretty sure that was from before that report was published, would love to see what they say now though, they seem to have a page for each individual gang case but not one for the scandal overrall

>>212139182
His name was Robert Paulson

>>212139278
That's the paper.

why aren’t you lads taking the fish pill?
tinned sardines are like 80p. 21g of protein. lots of omega 3 and other essential nutrients. Satiating and tasty. can pour a bit of olive oil on them for extra nutrients and absorption. mackerel and tuna just a bit dearer but still very cheap compared to other foods. one of the healthiest things you can eat.

have you ever heard of a fat pescatarian? of course you haven’t.

>>212139199
um... tights

Hi everyone, Rorke here. Ask me anything.

>>212139286
>intimate knowledge
takes 2 minutes to see the memes unc

>>212139277
>Jupiter/Zeus/Indira
marry kill fuck

neck hair moving into the itchy phase

>you get a (You)
>it's from the Egyptian schizo

>>212139312
What is your opinion on ethnic minorities?

it's up

https://x.com/GirlCaptivity/status/1938249140435337652

>>212139312
Hiya Rorke. Hi everybody.

free palestine

>>212139312
Thoughts on the state of the UK in 2025?

>>212139335
couldnt be me. filtered + no stubs

gf is making paninis and chips for our tea, might have it out in the garden with a few beers if the weather stays nice x

>>212139312
>wogs
do we need them?

>>212139310
mercury an that

just prepared a delicious ploughmans lunch with vintage cheddar, pickled silverskins, cucumber spears, sliced tomatoes, buttered farmhouse bread, and a nice dollop of piccalilli

>>212139360
didn't ask be quiet

>>212139316
Wouldn’t know mate, not interested in incel nonsense like that you see

Does poo smell

>>212139340
>yhe binble

>>212139369
Ugandan Ghetto Air Force

>>212139395
>says the unc posting on brit

>>212139369
uganda be kiddin me!

>>212139343
There's something about the fact that there's no other audio except the rustling that makes this video funny

Mad how cool scouse people are
They dress and look and act differently to everyone else and I got one like it

>>212139277
heh. is that a small quiet town in scotland with no industry or relevance. 5,0000 NIGERIANS AND INDIANS! Hah! take that!

Lads i may have finally done it and fallen into the pit of forgotten employees at work. The dream

>>212139380
Eton Mess for our pudding as well it gon be lush x

>>212139339
I adore them actually, we need more and we need them now. They need wanking off.

>>212139357
Has never been better and it can only get better from here.

>>212139368
Yes, and we need much more of them too.

>>212139310
Seafood is revolting, apart from a nice bit of deep fried haddock or maybe cod.

>>212139372
Thanks for the reminder lad. I need to buy piccalilli

>>212139437
cor, I'm well jel

>>212139247
i think it will be about midnight over there now so probably tucked up in bed

>>212139450
no it isn't be quiet

presently pooing, genuinely
will answer any questions but time is short

>>212139346
>free
ill take the lot

Thinking about the fish and chips I'm gonna have for supper today, and then the fish and chips I'm gonna have for supper tomorrow.

A quart of Elton Mess for me please kitchenkeep

>>212139450
pleb

>>212139450
child
chicken dippers and smiley faces might be more your pace

>>212139469
Typical lefty reaction this. Don't like an opinion? Best silence it.

gay porn wank on the cards

>>212139488
lad's the chipper's dream

>>212139509
>>212139509
>>212139509
New

>>212139488
fat bastid

>>212139488
How much does canslad weigh then?

>>212139450
Whatabout fish fingers?

>>212139535
Nah, they're shite.

just whipped my cock out and mum started roaming around behind the door

>>212139310
wh-what!? you can't just live off cheap sustainable food that gives you all you need, y-you... mercury poisoning! haven't you heard of mercury poisoning!? y-yeah, that's right! if you eat more than one fish a week, you're at risk! what... ? why don't coastal fishing villages all around the world have mercury poisoning problems? well... th-they don't have mercury in their waters. okay?

Patrick.

For me?