Thread 212138205

your country goes to war with all of its bordering countries

how fucked is your country?

>>212138205 (OP)
we did multiple times and won
we will win more this time

>>212138205 (OP)
Not that bad but it will be some trouble

>>212138205 (OP)
We'll be fine and we will have latina run death camps

>>212138236
What about the South Lebanon conflict

>>212138205 (OP)
I'll get sniped by some Finnish speaking snowman.

>>212138205 (OP)
>canada and mexico working together
could actually be quite bad since they both border largely unpopulated parts of the US and could get ahold of a big chunk of the west coast
>canada and mexico not working together
canada easily gets btfo’d and mexico sends human waves which work for a while but the losses catch up to them

Historically it could go either way, either we slaughter them or they just walk in unopposed

>>212138205 (OP)
That's not fair, we border ten fucking countries, including france.

>>212138326
If it comes to that I'll just pretend be Canadian eh. It's a hot one out there today bud

>>212138329
you in the back

>>212138335
That's the only one you have to worry about...

>>212138294
roasted 2 of em just yesterday, will drop more today

>>212138326
>>212138436
how i’d imagine an allied Anti-American victory to go

>>212138205 (OP)
thanks to the teutonic autism of our king, we already did
the rest is history

>>212138583
Then what? It'll be us vs. Mexico?

>>212138282
How does she know she isn't next on the chopping block?

>>212138205 (OP)
We have the largest military of the Nordics but I doubt we can do much against Norway, Finland and Denmark in a joint attack unless we bring out every damn man available and put every piece of equipment into service.

Back in the 80's we would have crushed them easily since Sweden still valued a strong military back then an every man did mandatory service at 18.

>>212138205 (OP)
gone, reduced to atoms

>>212138205 (OP)
>Bordering 7 countries that mostly hate us
>Bordering atleast 3 countries, that are more than happy to take revenge for what we did in WW2
>Bordering 2 military stronger countries than us
>Bordering a country, who is in possession of nukes
>And that's only if you count the land borders
I would say that's the last moment of our existens

>>212139670
>>Bordering 2 military stronger countries than us
the Polish military is not stronger than ours.

>>212138205 (OP)
We would get bombed instantly, I'm considering we are not getting nuked because that is totally unnecessary.
We can't get merch in great volumes through Belize or Guatemala and that border may be the only one that gets contained for a while, se we're relying on the Chinese and everyone coming through the Pacific, but ofc, we will get blocked by the US and our ports also bombed.
It would literally be a matter of days or weeks at most, while all the Morena fanatics in the government run out of excuses, get fucked by a military coup that takes advantage of everyone within their grasp, taking properties and setting up their own dealings at will, and the population start killing themselves right after water, energy and merch supplies gets cut off. With organized crime swiftly taking over regional areas not occupied by the military. We may do some damage in the border cities and surpass some expectations, but nothing that changes the tide of war, ever. We just can't.
If any state is smart, they would immediately balkanize and act against the Mexican government interests.

We'd be fine, but Greece is in NATO

>>212139553
polska would be like neo in that one scene where he flies into agent smith

>USA
>Russia
Air war is lost in a week (⸝⸝⸝▵⸝⸝⸝)

Absolutely screwed within a few days at latest

3500 hours on hoi4.
hold iran, the rest (except greece) is too easy
on greece just push them to the mountains and hold + take the islands.

ezpz misak-ı milli

We would lose but it would go at a ukraine war pace since both finland and norway are both quite weak and we make lots of weapons

sweden and norway would capitulate real quickly but russia is a real problem

>>212138205 (OP)
very but manageable

>>212142653
Croatia would be funny because of the borders, I honestly have no clue how to defend a country with zero strategic depth and 60 km corridors between one neighbour and another

>>212138205 (OP)
Been there, done that

>>212138205 (OP)
Probably not in a bad way at all, but it will certainly fuck the economy.

>>212142850
And how did that go?

>>212138205 (OP)
We'd be fucked today.
40-50 years ago during the height of Swedish military power we could have stood solid against the three when we had a strong air force, navy and land forces.
Today we got fuck all but zoomer recruits and old boomers. All our good gear gets sold to other countries..

>>212142921
It wasn't our NEIGHBOURING countries that raped us though

>>212138205 (OP)
Heem swed*n and Finland within one week.
Would probably have some problems with Russia

>>212138236
You may win the battle but not the war. You should be the one to bring peace to the middle east by wiping everyone out to ash and dust. The land will see eternal peace as a graveyard and Israel it's gravedigger caretaker.

>>212142754
we could retreat to the mountains and do asymmetric warfare against the enemy until they realize it isnt worth it and give up

>>212138205 (OP)
Are nukes on the table? Then MAD with Pakistan
No? Then fighting both Pakistan and Bangladesh would be extremely difficult. We'll probably still come out on top, but it'd be a pyrrhic victory at best.

Could go either way: 1794 or 1815.
(non-meme answer: guess we're fucked)

>>212143284
yeah no nukes since 9 out of 10 countries would immediately lose

>>212138205 (OP)
Excluding France we would win unironically

>>212143284
I like how you mention Bangladesh as a challenge and not the fucking China

>>212138205 (OP)
By 'war' do you mean the gay-ass little incursions or rocket shit-flinging that the media hypes up as wars nowadays or an actual all-out war?
If the former then I don't care because we don't have any infrastructure worth saving anyway, if the latter then pretty bad.

>>212138205 (OP)
Walk in the park

>>212138329
uppity brown AND an annoying woman. this bitch should be shot with an anti aircraft gun

>>212143927
Damn, for some reason I forgot about the fact that Nepal doesn't completely separate us.

Idk how good China's military is (If it's as strong as they claim to be, or if it's another "2 more weeks" situation) but nevertheless, we lose. That's too much.