>go to Athens
>book an airbnb
>airbnb is across the street from a sex hotel, and in between two other sex hotels
>in the dark lobby there's an old woman sitting on the stairs, chainsmoking and drinking warm Alfa beers, listening to horrible old Greek music on a shitty radio, her feet are black for some reason
>she refuses to let anyone use the stairs, shouts at me in runes and points at the elevator
>get in elevator the size of a kitchen cupboard, it goes uo six inches, drops two feet, light goes out and I'm stuck in it for 2hrs
I hate Greece.
>book an airbnb
>airbnb is across the street from a sex hotel, and in between two other sex hotels
>in the dark lobby there's an old woman sitting on the stairs, chainsmoking and drinking warm Alfa beers, listening to horrible old Greek music on a shitty radio, her feet are black for some reason
>she refuses to let anyone use the stairs, shouts at me in runes and points at the elevator
>get in elevator the size of a kitchen cupboard, it goes uo six inches, drops two feet, light goes out and I'm stuck in it for 2hrs
I hate Greece.
