>FUCK YEAH EUROPE IS GOING TO SPACE
Ah nvm, just a bunch of gay sissyboy regulations

I wish I had the capital to launch garbage into space and trap humanity on this planet for another 100+ extra years

>>212143081
Kek, made me smile

wtf is that???? Kill all Europeans

>keep space sustainable
ecologists are absolute nutters

>keep space sustainable
But its just an infinite void… i get not wanting to preserve the pretty night sky but this is just retarded

>>212143017 (OP)
So we pay to be space jannies now ?

>>212143017 (OP)
Nuke Brussels

europoors are always talking about trying to “lead”. the world would be a much better more peaceful place if they were content to simply follow (amerigods)

American and Chinese satellites will just ram through EU satellites unscathed. Which will tumble to Earth and burn through the atmosphere it hadn't already turn into space debris.

No one respects the EU here at the ground, how would this not be doubly-so in near-earth orbit and beyond?

>>212143017 (OP)
Why i embarrassed despite not euro?

>>212143017 (OP)
>We are the fair and balanced government
How delightfully Fox Newsian

>>212143353
>space jannies
fucking kek

>>212143575
only russians do that
americans and chinese don't do that because they actually value their satellite networks and don't want to risk kessler syndrome
russians don't give a shit and would gladly destroy every satellite, but they don't have the technical knowledge to do it

>>212143081
China will do that by 2050

>>212143272
No, everyone else is a nutter

>>212143418
A trvkenvke /int/ isn't ready to hear

>>212143017 (OP)
Did they really copy an American movie?

>>212146634
Name one movie made in Europe that's on par with Star Wars in popularity of infamy. Of course they used an American Movie

>>212143272
>>212143330
I thought that way too, but the issue is that optimal transit orbits aren't infinite, and the odds of something new crashing with something old is worrying.
Don't see space orbits around the earth as "the void" but as train tracks

>>212146797
We could've had a fucking 40k space gothic inspired EU meme, but the FUCKING BONGS had to exit before it happened.

>>212143017 (OP)
All western euro faggots deserve painful death.

>>212146891
>and the odds of something new crashing with something old is worrying
No it isn't.

>>212143272
You are dumb

>>212147079
kek

>>212143017 (OP)
>star wars
why are you fags such fucking losers

>>212148841
It’s based when Reagan did it

>>212149352
That was a nickname that the President didn't even like.

>>212149857
Ok that makes sense. The eu just can’t stop cucking themselves

>>212143017 (OP)
oh boy

>>212149857
>it's da roossians fault we gave our program a reddit name
how long have they been using this cope for

>>212143017 (OP)
>Using Star Wars
>An American IP
I'm pretty sure Franco-Belgian comics have something vaguely space related.