Thread 212149359

Leftypol's bald fuckign head edish

timmy calls it peach fuzz

>>212149402
LOL

heathermong someone on /britfeel/ was calling you irish diaspora and that

erm...lads?

>>212149402
Youre tasteless if you cant appreciate this

sights trained on dat taut katy hymen

we tek timmy's money and buy gold diamonds and big whips we stem from kings its innate in us

>>212149483
Ok ok.

jiminy jilickers!

>>212149483
Heathermong when I get my hands on him

They call them 'Timmy Flakes'

Suicidal.

How the fuck is shit like this actually allowed?

Timmy be like: we built civilization n invented guns n shieet

Well thank you for ur generosity timmy. Now cronem gon tek it and use it while u... fuck you gon do? Timmy aint even knowing how to fight. LOL

A couple of Nigerian lads have joined our regular 6 a side games, they're a good laugh tbqh

Don't speak perfect English but can pass a football. Not got the engine of proper Brexit footballers like me though

>>212149584
words words words
one of the worst cronem posts ive seen

>>212149563
They let you vote mate. Why not let him?

>>212149601
Do you hit the showers together afterwards

>>212149601
heh, a few invaders play a kick about with me. guess the permanent ethnic collapse of my homeland enforced by the state isn’t so bad after all

>>212149605
Kicked that freak into the shadow realm

>>212149601
saw a few tiktoks aimed at darks saying playing football with white lads is a better experience maybe they watched them too

>>212149601
Are you Irish diaspora? They get along well with blacks

>>212149584
anyone that knows how to fight could stomp that little coons head
lad he attacked was essentially built like a child

>Playing non-professional football in a non-park context after the age of 18
Grow up

Rorke seeing a white American in the UK:
>[no comment]
Rorke seeing a black Nigerian in the UK:
>OH MY GOD IT'S AN INVADER, THIS MEANS NO WOMAN WILL EVER SHAG ME

>>212149625
Nah we all have a pint though £3 for Moretti can't go wrong

>>212149628
bit weird

>>212149666
irl you'd bow yo luh head down and offer your fit sister as a peace offering, LOL

wassup dudes

must be wild having a kid
would be so happy i could hardly breathe

>>212149710
The weak should fear the strong.

>>212149688
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>212149724
Alri' catyank

>>212149710
Doing this to wogs

plapsow

>>212149734
oh right yeah must be "wild" must it
fuck off you yankified tiktokbrained CUNT

Always forget how much heavy lifting my filters do to make /brit/ halfway usable until I mobile-post and get hit by a tidal wave of Heathermong, Ziedy, and Spainnonce's utterly relenteless meltdowns.

haha oh my days, dis timmy's wife

>>212149774
LMAO ol Timmy got taken to the cleaners by Pang Pang

>>212149780
yeah wild you zoomer freak

IT FUCKING LOOMS

I liked one Andrew Tate vid and now my feed is just this stuff non stop

>>212149803
Fuckk, this is Timmy's panfaced crush

>>212149819
get in

>>212149734
Reckon having children is pretty much the only objective in life. Always look at childless people and think that deep down they must be utterly miserable to be in their 50s and have pretty much no-one to care for and no-one to be cared for by.

>>212149719
it’s true. most blacks can’t fight. i know you’re writing this with one hand on your cock while you larp as a jamaican.

>>212149819
LOOMER LOOMER LOOMER AHHHAAAAHHHAAAAA

>>212149842
>I liked one Andrew Tate vid
your fault

timmy: >>212149785
cronem: pat pat pat

New PC arriving tomorrow lads wayhey!

I have had a child

watching Extreme Peace
skits are way too long and overproduced
its rubbish lads ffs so disappointing

>>212149855
actually cant believe there are people with partners (and fertile) who opt out of having kids
utterly retarde to me

cronem being extra heinous with the defloration administration
blood is dripping out

>>212149865
He was actually talking some sense tbf

>>212149869
yes lad

>>212149867
mmhmm, porcelain katie wants to touch those fresh waves
-2

Imagine being forced to clean this up at toil

>>212149807
Found safe and well apparently :)

will likely be having kids because the thought of getting my gf pregnant and having preggo sex is too peng

>>212149842
>I liked one Andrew Tate vid
Which one? The one where he projects not being a faggot, the one where he projects not being a poof or is it the one where he projects he's not a rent boy?

>>212149869
Good lad, didn't fall for the selfbuild meme

>>212149927
Fuck sake

rip dat katy hymen outta dere

hymendem done snapped
cronem not satisfied
he violently pummeling cervixdem
he has no mercy

>>212149919
What was the pen for lads?

>>212149842
this shit is only appealing to spotty broccoli haired 15 year olds and literal third worlders who scroll tiktok whilst shitting on a railway line

>>212149785
fucking hell. went into incognito mode after reading your post and its just pure AIDS. cannot believe that the belgian poster is still here btw

>>212149929
what

>>212149968
Katy cervix gettin brutalised wid blood splashing out. Katy squeals in pain

>>212150008
?

>>212149646
um

>>212150024
what

>>212149929
For me the children themselves would be the real prize

>>212150016
tek it tek it tek it!!

katy's vaginal muscles clamping down on cronem's veiny chocolate bbc

Dr House lied to a patient but this time it was a very nice lie that stopped her from eating a bullet

Just got back from Portugal with the Portuguese gf , it’s mad how much more freedoms they have than us , our government treat us like children

>>212150069
*patiently awaits part 2 where you actually provide examples*

blonde bae just got back 2 me wdf

she used the new lime bike method

>>212149929
Every man has a breeding fetish, some men just deny it and bury it away like a dark little secret. But the fact of the matter is that nothing will ever give you more happiness than a sloppy creampie in a woman you love.

umm...

>>212150095
You can have a pint in McDonald’s or basically any other place

>>212150107
Get the dead wogs posted

rorke means business

Just bit my tongue

Hugh Laurie was like born to play Dr. House. He is literally perfect in that role. It's amazing.

>>212150060
Dr House has a very strange moral compass which seems to change on an episode-to-episode basis.

>>212150120
There's a very good BPD thread on /gif/ right now

yeh? dey be doin summat squeakin rn? x

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>pornhub
>"Three cocks have fun with my tight pussy and Dredd's destroyed my pussy"

any gay nigger bastard in?

>>212150148
Zazed.

>>212150148
unironically read like half of these

>>212150163
ok

>>212150107
felt like killing meself last week in a terribly selfish way by crashing into a lorry in the opposite lane

glad i didnt desu

>>212150139
He liked this patient. If it was some random suicidal person, he would have let her go kill herself straight away

>>212150163
The wank? Sorted.

Heathermong is actually an MI5 agent trying to get us to all permanently leave 4chan through his relentless spam.
t. Knower

Any fernhead in

spare me from this boring dross

>>212150163
I'll happily provide my ID to view such treasures

It's past though.

Hugh Laurie is the only British actor who is good at an American accent. The rest of you arse it up

>>212150289
Christian Bale

did i mention the work girl who has the breeding kink
yeah

>>212150114
Mcdonalds in city centres are bad enough without introducing pints into the mix.

I forgive you.

>>212150315
ok

>>212149919
>Danny McMoomins being posted on /brit/

Haha what

It'll be Ryan Roberts next, he's funny as fuck.

Suffering from quite severe body dysmorphia

>>212150328
yeah?

>>212150346
explain

yeah?

Pick yourself up something nice in the Steam sale did you?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750747781411441.webm
Ah, the "cronem" as it were...

Nice.

>>212150324
Can surgical procedures actually make this look like a woman?

what’s up with the tranny pics

>>212150450
heathermong melty

shagging? never done it mate

Help.

A really fit girl at work half my age said that she wanted to have sex with me even though I'm a 40 year old /brit/ posting virgin, you have to believe me guys

>>212150406
no but I might get balatro because I have heard it's good

>>212150412
BASED

idk why we're suddenly posting hons it's driving me away from this general but
they don't even garner laughs, only disgust

>>212150493
Did you tell her about the hit TV show House?

observing the fit neighbour with binoculars

yardie kings with iced out chains administering rapid quicktap on m2

>>212149869
lil bro actually bought a prebuilt pc

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750892405805413.webm
Cronem submitting and bowing down before they white kings LOL x

>>212150493
How old is she?

>>212150559
Half my age

proper fat cunt me

im going to learn Python or something to do a quick markup of the Pokemon Go stats in a way which I think is interesting

miss ...yh posting

Health is wealth.

>>212150493
Mad how a good 30% of /brit/ posts (which aren't our resident schizos and their never-ending melties) are posts like these. Just really obvious lies.

>>212150534
they make me sad
just thinking about how they were once a bright eyed little boy like the rest of us and what happened in their life to end up like that

hi chat

I have concerns

despise so-called mentally ill people

I'm going to the /brit/ ombudsman.

gonna smoke some nigga weed

much goncern

>>212150605
Overbearing parents, bullied as children, lack of real world experience, social isolation, mental illness, lack of female attention or friends. The slightly grim thing to think about is that many of these blokes could be us if things had been a little worse for us.

Happy 32nd birthday to oscar-nominated actress and pretty princess Ariana Grande <3

>>212149666
he had a knife tbf. roll of the dice for even an actual fighter

poo

What did he mean by this

>>212150665
coalburners...

Za za. Help.

>>212150208
you'd love my dad, he's fern mad

Gave up smoking weed because it's just such a headache to get. Far easier just to buy alcohol off the shelves at Tesco which will fuck me up even worse than weed could ever hope to achieve, but is legal and socially tolerated for some reason.

Oh my days just get out of the bus, autistic little freak

I NEED amphetamines

>>212150667
hope the skeletal bitch gets pancreatic cancer from the ozempic and rots

Recharge.

>>212150736
>selectively non-verbal
He know what he's doing the little cunt

black people invented the red double decker busses

>>212150721
so much cheaper though
if you only smoke on weekends a gram of weed will send you sideways
if you're smoking every day weed tolerance will build up faster to be fair

>>212150721
have you tried edibles? the same high with none of the hassle

>>212150726
corr imagine a young little teen bronze age celt girl with a tight fanny and hairy bush and armpits imagine spaffing in her little gash after a skirmish

>>212150736
what a spastic lmao

>>212150736
>selectively non-verbal
This looks and sounds like the most irritating person I've ever seen in my life.

aff tae bed

>>212150808
hopefully for the last time

>>212150786
Never tried edibles, no. Truthfully wouldn't know where to get them, the minute people start talking about crypto or torr I just zone out. £2.50 cider from a store a 20 minute walk away is just easier.

Get him out of there.

*refuses to engage*

>>212150786
don't know where to get them

Reckon that the fella who was trying to get us to migrate to /bant/ was actually 100% right

wank loading....

black people invented the red double decker bus

>>212150838
it is easier but darknet markets are not hard

going to bed, night lads x

>>212150808
night mate

>>212150752
Mad how Rorke invests so much time and energy into his seethe about brown people when he could put that time and energy into something useful instead

>>212150783
>if you're smoking every day weed
Seen people do this and they're always the most out-of-it people I know. Not afraid of a little weird, but I reckon serious stoners are absolutely ruining their brains.

bulbous -2 rapid snappening

just found out that you guys aren't allowed to open your windows
reminds me of how they banned blinds here
i wonder how long until we follow suit and make opening windows illegal

How is society actually going to work when like 50% of kids now are ADHD, OCD, autism, obese, or just spoilt little Minecraft streaming incels that don't go outside?

Never mind the stabby ones.

It's fucked.

>>212150912
I fully believe abusing weed & alcohol has made me stupider

>>212150933
Ok..

>>212150924
We can open our windows so long as we own the house or have landlords who aren't cunts.

>>212150961
back in the day they could have been couriers but we've given all those jobs to the lowest castes of wog instead

poo x

>>212150886
>>212150924
>just found out that you guys aren't allowed to open your windows
Simply untrue
>>212150980
Shut up you stupid cunt

>>212150961
....

>>212150820
um?

>>212150900
nini xx

>>212150924
can open my windows plenty

I'm not allowed to open my windows but I still get to use the communal washing machine so I still win

Literally never seen one of those window locks in any of the 6 rented properties I've lived in

Too Spanio?

>>212151021
thinks he's better than everyone little twat

>>212150961
Providing pip for meme conditions has created an incentive to be mentally unwell. I can understand PIP for people with serious PTSD or anxiety if they've actually been through some serious trauma - but these cunts taking the piss and pocketing thousands because they bounce their knees and sometimes fidget with their fingers a little are making a mug out of every taxpayer in the country.

>>212151021
You know what...

What the British ruling class did to Rhodesia is absolutely insane. Inhuman, vile, traitorous SUBHUMANS only concerned with their money and addled with Christian slave morality.

It's also instructive as to what they're doing to this country.

The British bourgeoisie are absolutely in love with Bantus. Utterly grotesque.

>>212151021
couldn't have looked more unlikeable if he had tried.

>>212151081
Tha room!

kicked a woman in the bum earlier and did the naruto run as I fled

>>212150886
>>212150872
crazy that there are places where you cannot simply walk into a dispensary
sad!

>>212150687
I can literally hear this image aha

I will stab her there. À

>>212150961
when they become the majority they'll all enjoy each others company and you'll be put in jail

why are slovenians so swarthy

>>212151029
based
>>212151007
>>212150980
so it's just often standard for landlords to install those window restrictors
looks like it is required for new builds though

Help!

leeching from the government teat and whining that you're too anxious to work is based, actually
If I had no shame I would do it too

>>212151152
Landlords do it because
a. If some mong falls out a window and hurts himself the landlord may get into trouble
b. It keeps insurance down in case of event (a.) occuring and theoretically makes burglaries harder to do

>>212151178
Would do it if it weren't for the fear of them cutting me off at any given moment

>>212151152
keir starmer recently announced window locks will be installed on all properties because we can't be trusted
and he's right
there is no reason for someone to open their window

>>212151178
that could have easily been me and I wouldn't call it leeching.

Put it in a sandwich

>>212151235
well it doesn't really matter what you would or wouldn't call it, it is clearly leeching

I have those meme locks in my flat but you can simply unhook them and open the window as normal

in fact I have a feeling they can all do that because being trapped in a building with windows that don't open is probably a fire hazard, so just like many other "lmao the yookay is crazy yall" internet memes it's utter bollocks

>>212151178
The grim thing is that eventually people will abuse the system to the point that the people who actually need it will be barred of any support. People with crippling, debilitating conditions will be thrown to the wolves because leftypol used "anxiety about climate change" to steal himself a living.

>>212151151
Name?
>>212150883
I recognise Jewelz Blu. Is the other Nata Ocean?

>>212151248
up

>>212151204
Will burglar bars lower your premium? it could also prevent people from falling out

>>212151249
Mental illness is real, actually, and can be just as deblitating as a physical disability.

>No more bennies
>No porn
>No more open windows
Countries gone

>>212151284
would prefer not to make my home feel like a literal prison thanks

So?

>>212151250
I heard some people on the internet claim we let pakistani men rape our young girls on an industrial scale and did nothing about it
can you believe the craziness people on the internet believe

>>212151284
It may, but then the property value will plummet. And since boomer landlords care about property values (and increasing them) more than their own children, it just won't happen.

>>212151151
Slovenia is right next to Italy. But I think most Slovenians are pale. Like Slavoj Zizek.

Help to wank me.

>>212151338
um

for me it's opening the windows on the 20th floor

simply cannot get into the mindset that leaving the house for something other than work is a good thing

>>212151204
yeah no i get why, it's still stupid though
they do similarly stupid shit here
they banned blinds with strings because somewhere around 6 toddlers have strangled themselves with them, so you just couldn't buy blinds here for years until someone brought a new style of blinds to market
>>212151209
lol

>The Online Safety Act 2023 (Act) requires that Ofcom’s operating costs for the online safety regime are recovered through fees imposed on certain providers of regulated services.
How the fuck does that work then? They can't legally impose fines on non-UK services

>>212151374
steam shooting from health and safetyberg's ears with a whistling kettle sound effect upon seeing this

>>212151382
mindbroken toilslave

>Weight loss jabs study begins after hundreds report pancreas issues
spainlard on suicide watch

let the migrants
let the migrants in
the miiiiiigrants in

>>212151261
First one is Klara Lukan

>>212151374
could easily just have a wank out your window lol

>>212151382
Still trapped in the mind of a moody shut-in teenager?

>>212151412
>They can't legally impose fines on non-UK services
They're not? They're imposing them on services provided in the UK. Are you a fucking retard?

>>212151473
not moody at all
I love sitting at my computer with some cans
but it's not conducive to a fulfilling life longterm

>>212151261
https://www.tiktok.com/@zoeytush/video/7514308913156738311?lang=en-GB

>>212151204
>Landlords do it
Where?
Never come across this

business idea: throw myself out of a window

>>212151412
the entire thing is a complete farce, a series of half-baked ideas pitched by MPs that don't know what they're talking about. I think the overall objective to stop children from seeing hardcore porn is a positive thing, but they're going about it in the most retarded way possible

get the migrants in
get the windows opened

The most the UK can do is order major ISPs to block 4chan. They have no jurisdiction to fine a US company.

fell out of a window just then

>>212151534
triangulating your position

if they blocked 4chan that would be it for me in terms of social interaction

I don't think shes into me back bros

>>212151534
sending this to geowizard to pinpoint your exact location

>>212151356
Cap.

>>212151541
Actually they do have jurisdiction, and if the companies decide not to pay then the punishment will be a ban via ISPs

>>212151595
maybe it'd finally force you to make friends, get out of the house and stop disappointing your parents

>>212150909
desu this time he is right

just got done watching the first 2 series of seinfeld and found it just ok
not bad, just not great
except jerry himself, he is dreadful in it

>>212151623
>if the companies decide not to pay
Which is only possible because the UK has no jurisdiction over them. Thanks for proving my point.

>>212151623
>decide not to pay
Very effective jurisdiction there

>>212151628
doesn't seem very likely

>>212151663
>Which is only possible because the UK has no jurisdiction over them.
Not true, refusing to pay fines and receiving harsher penalties as a result is standard

In Spanish, the word for "non-binary" is "no
binario" or "no binaria" depending on the person’s gender.

>>212151595
literally just buy a VPN and a 4chan pass
they both cost relatively little

>>212151719
we've all seen the google translate screenshot

>>212151641
Kramer > George > Jerry

>>212151734
They only take crypto and I don't know about that stuff

>>212151763
They take bank payments now

Man cannot stand a meaningless life

>>212151734
only freakazoids will bother

>>212151734
>literally just buy a VPN and a 4chan pass
lmfao he doesn't know

>>212151763
they take bank payments again, need to renew mine from 2013

>>212151734
I'll def get a VPN if sites start blocking the UK, no-brainer
will never buy a 4chan pass

>>212151775
Past.

YEAAAAA BOI

>>212151248
you cant fool me ruby

>>212151806
>I'll def get a VPN if sites start blocking the UK, no-brainer
>will never buy a 4chan pass
good luck using your vpn then

wogs are fighting in london again

>>212150961
back in the day they could have been couriers but we've given all those jobs to the lowest castes of wog instead

Apply

>>212151833
>>212151833
>>212151833

is heathermong the one spamming trannies?

>>212151873
any particular reason why you posted this twice chief?

So anyway

>>212151841
I meant for important websites not 4chan

>>212151534
Sovl