Thread 212151833

beans on rice edish

poo smells lmao

dna results just came in

>>212151833 (OP)
what was the bus driver doing

>Mother's horror as teachers say her severely autistic son failed to arrive - before she found him HOURS later trapped inside sweltering school bus after driver clocked off and locked him in

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14847673/Autistic-boy-slumped-boiling-bus-parked-driver-home.html

god bless amerikkka

>>212151914
am something of a .gay bastard myself ;)

>>212151957
How does one achieve this physique

>>212151935
>severely autistic
>can't even function independently enough to use public transport
>send him off on the bus anyway
the mother should get the blame not the bus driver

>>212151957
I gotta go home.

Well well well

>>212152002
>criticising a single mother
hello incel

>>212151992
Only through meditations to inner peace everything after naturally follows.

This one works.

>>212152021
why can't they just let people enjoy things

>>212152021
to be fair some of those jellycats are proper sexy like

not a single porn slag on iafd born in 2007

>>212152021
wait so just the mere sight of a woman’s bed was enough for him to achieve an orgasm so powerful he could cover it and several cuddly toys with cum? I'm kind of impressed ngl

reckon me and Muslims would get on a lot better if they liked dogs

>>212152097
theyd probably fuck em

Getting raped

>>212152097
theyd probably rape em

i sent that bitch an email
bitches love emails

mental how some of you sad acts post here whilst you're getting raped

>>212152097
Some of them do like dogs tbf

>>212152157
ktim

>>212152156
must have wanked to her hundreds of times over the years

>>212152183
Damn that’s actually crazy how fire affects the body

Good pov.

>>212152183
bro must have done some crazy blasphemy to deserve this

>>212152156
more of a Xev man myself, I have a massive lactation fetish you see

>>212152183
he had like one bit of fire on him how did that kill him

getting blacked

>>212152239
Still can't believe she's retired x

>>212152247
Bullshit reputation by the way. I am Fares.

>>212152255
when he flambes the vodka a bit spills out
then when the rest spills the whole floor must have been on fire
then the nerves in his legs must have fried out

>>212152183
hold on, did he light a jar of flammable liquid to then light his cigarette with? What possible reason would you ever have for doing that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2UymOLJ1gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dyUsXgL7ow

internet is just rubbish now isn't it

>>212152315
makes you wander doesn't it

my mum and brother were arguing before about him not wanting to go uni. I heard my mum say “well I don’t want you turning out like [my name]”

Dr House was absent from the case which led to his team allowing a patient to deny a surgery. She died a few hours later

>>212152296
they should bring back regular packaging but put a higher tax rate on them

>>212152255
presumably the fire quickly used up all the oxygen in the small lift and he passed out

>>212152186
Who is it??

Put me to sleep.

>>212152344
heathermong

>>212152335
and yet you still wont take it as a sign to stop being a smelly bedroom dweller

>>212152315
i think the fag was already lit
he seems to be drinking it

>>212152369
No I don't think I will
We'll stay up for a bit

Feeling hopeless and futile

>>212152274
for real? I actually didn't know that.
To be fair though I haven't actually been following her very closely since she stopped lactating
that's a shame though, she was good stuff

>>212152371
dont be rude to Houseposter. he's just watching House

>>212152343
imagine grabbing the bag by the handles and swinging it full pelt into some iron railings over and over again

>>212152380
You don’t understand. It’s not a choice

>>212152343
Fluffy lumpkins :3

>>212152296
>>212152347
as in both should be availabe to purchase, but the normal packets would cost more

>>212152368
Tara Tainton of course

>>212152097
holy reddit

Playing Deltarune again

>>212152427
Aye thank u!

I didn't choose the incel life
The incel life chose me

>>212152183
obviously fake
a liquid catching fire lmao
try putting your cigarette lighter in the bath and see what happens

>>212152387
is that a common thing though, to light vodka on fire before drinking it? I could understand it in a club for the sheer spectacle, but by yourself in a lift where nobody else would see? Genuinely baffling

Trump said that Israel got pounded very hard the last couple of days before the ceasefire.

rorke soft launching his new vpn flag

>>212152421
you can be a bedroom dweller and also maintain an respectable level of hygiene
they are not mutually inclusive

You can have it all
My empire of dirt

any women who seem to universally be accepted as hot who never did it for you
jennifer connolly for me

29 is young!!!!

>>212152439
spoiler this hog

>>212152480
Nothing unhygienic about me not sure where you got that from

>>212152475
ktim

>>212152487
Does she kinda look like Katy Perry or

>>212152461
have seen several videos of people lighting shots on fire, drinking them, and then being surprised when they themselves are on fire

>>212152503
Is wossy one of them feeders?

>>212152296
>>212152347
>>212152426
as in, if a person went to the counter, they would see both the original packeging, as well as the packaging with the health warnings. The originals would be at a higher price point because of the additional tax, while the alternate packs would be chepaer becasue they don't have the additional tax

>>212152487
she was sexy af in labyrinth

>>212152467
*bites lip*

fit bitches direkt

Fucking collagen powder doesn’t WORK I’ve spent £80 on it over 4 months

>>212152484
damn, shes aged a hell of a lot in a short space of time. Makes me think shes on some kind of intense vegan diet or something

>>212152501
>smelly bedroom dweller

it friday tomorrow and it oh so lush

>>212152605
got a speed wank lined up after work

>>212152508
that face she pulles at 1:02

>>212152552
I looked it up lol

What's rorkes full name?

>>212152592
how do you take it? most of the fine lines on my face are gone and i look sexy as hell now

>>212152528
again I can understand if you're just showing off in front of mates but why do it alone? I guess we'll never know, and he's almost certainly dead anyway

>>212152600
who is that?

>>212152656
Mark Edwards

>>212152656
Henry James Rorke III

>>212152662
In my tea in the morning. I do it to try and fix my loose skin but it’s done nothing

Dan Rorke

absolutely rinsing the chinkers dry with these aliexpress "welcome deals".

just keep making new accounts, you see

they should be allowed to do porn if they are allowed to have sex

does anyone know why

>>212152672
Maybe he wanted to practice before seeing his mates?

>>212152675
try looking at the bottom of the image you helmet

still haven't had any dinner yet, not sure I can even be arsed now

>you see

I will not reply to your post
another annoying /brit/ism that sounds british but you only actually see in this general

how do muslim girls in those burkas and hijabs not overheat wtf

London? What’s that?
Oh just some little shanty town in some shithole country called england

>>212152790
breathable fabric

>>212152782
cry more paki

>>212152804
lol

ban rorke

>>212152779
just have some toast

>>212152804
very gay image

ran borke

>>212152688
do some mild exfoliating at least once every two weeks

>>212152836
dont have any bread

>toast

white people lol

does anyone know how to

starting to fall deeply in love with the toilfu now
catch myself thinking about her randomly throughout the day
not healthy

>>212152897
yeah i do

>>212151957
>>212151992
penguinmaxxing

>>212152737
is her OF just pics of her going on coutryside walks or somehting?

>>212152337
bambi blacks

>>212152779
dont eat before sleeping, the body wont digest it effectively, and you'll be bloated in the morning

>>212152923
love is more common than you think

.gay yousee

>>212152790
wicking layer draws heat away from the body
the burqa creates a pocket of cool air and shields the body from direct heat

>>212152938
evidently she has retired, i'm surprised she still maintains the OF account but I guess some simps are even willing to pay for Facebook tier stuff

back in the day she did some quality porn though

>>212152798
Based. Visited Edinburgh almost 10 years ago and it was pretty comfy outside of the tourist areas. Saw a qt French waitress in Leith who said she always cried whenever she had to return to France.

>>212153026
i'd cry if i had to go france too

>>212152963
if you're trying to imply she might love me back that's a very definite no, she clearly doesn't see me as sexually attractive in any way

>>212153026
It’s not based it’s fake news bullshit

The trouble with Scotland
Is that it's full of Scots!

I'm a Scythian.
Do you know what means, bitch? It means don't fuck with me.

3 days in the can for posting the ponies

>>212153101
Yeah all right, I'll have the kung pao chicken with fried rice and an egg roll. Thanks little buddy.

as i get older, i notice myself not really being able to enjoy things unless they fit in with the context of the time of day
for example, i couldn't play a videogame right now if it was set in the daytime, it would have to be set at night
dont know if this is some autistic phenomenon unique to me or if anyone else experiences this
thank you for your attention to this matter

Mr Mosley

I pretty much just assume every jf is just a Brit avatarflagging at this point

just made an enquiry about an inquiry

>>212153176
i'm a gay bastard

>>212153133
put that gook through the wood chipper

I'm piss weak and do no exercise and I did 2 sets of dumbell curls and some press ups and I've been dead sore for 2 days

Right then take that holiday u been wanting

Is she popular in the public eye?

>>212153232
there was a bit of a stink when she skipped the queue to see the Queen's coffin but nobody could stay mad at her forever because she's too qt

>>212153232
VAST

Minus sixty-one
Have I every really loved someone?

>>212153273
Did she at least bring you a cake?

>>212153273
Oops for >>212153232
Fuuuuck

fuck it might just drive to maccies

>>212153324
*jiggles your belly*
like an elephant pie graveyard this

Might rewatch Labyrinth for a nostalgia wank.
Might just.

>close to closing time
>cronem comes to the till buying lots of high protein stuff
>skinny Timmy behind him in queue
>Timmy randomly asks cronem if he knows hawk tuah
>Cronem apologises and says no he doesn't know
>Timmy tries to explain it's a meme, cronem isn't interested and is obviously uncomfortable with the interaction
>Timmy starts saying how buff the cronem is and commenting on all the high protein stuff he's buying
>Cronem ignores Timmy, pays and leaves

And no I'm not the Timmy in this story before anyone tries that

>>212153359
David Bowie's only good movie, because he's playing himself in it, a pedophile

>>212153359
mental how women peak around 14-16

>>212153359
for me prime jcon was actually in Phenomena

>>212153359
Oh I like this
I need to see more of these
I want to see JLo

shut up Tilde you twat

>Have boardgame club on Sunday but protogfberg wants me to go watch the Formula One with her instead
Grim.

If multiverse theory is true then there's a universe out there where Cate Blanchett left her husband for a pale skinny virgin who's more than half her age (me)

>>212153359
mid 90s jennifer connelly and denise richards
cor

can't sleep, clown will eat me

Y'all ever tried that sweet crystal?

sex with sluttershy

>>212153435
never seen the appeal myself, too angular

>>212153529
I do see the appeal, but Debicki is the same thing but better

ops caught me lacking in mcdonalds

>>212153529
For me it's Cate Blanchett in Carol
Watching her slut milf ass seduce timid what is a lesbian Rooney Mara did a number on my cock

>>212153541
nursing_handjob

>>212153541
remember when she said she wasn't racist because she had a black bf in her youth

The real mousey doesn't post here anymore and likely dead :/

>>212151833 (OP)
>Nearly 600 heat-related deaths expected in UK heat wave, researchers estimate
LOL

Any pubman in

oh you better not be posting the ponies again

>>212153568
ermm

>>212153589
He posted here yesterday I think
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212093871/#212094125
He is very hard to impersonate too his way of posting is incredibly distinct

>>212153599
I'm back from a 3 dayer I can post them
my last ban I got in less than a minute, janny does NOT play about no cartoon equestrians

just found out new movie has woman doing thing so im boycotting it

>>212153589
if he had any kind of talent like in music or art he'd probably be regarded as a great misunderstood eccentric like Van Gogh or Syd Barrett but instead he will just fade away only to be remembered by a handful of weirdos in a dark corner of the internet

>respecting 'bans' on 4chan
omdz

The fat evil sister had her child she had to have a caesarean in the end because she was too fat for a normal birth. The kid looks hideous as well like a deformed piglet

>>212153687
I can't evade them I'm on static ip
doesn't deter me though I still drop far more ponies than you

I will get a beautiful German gf and kiss her strong majestic jawline.

>>212153725
you're one to speak

>>212153733
i'm a .gay bastard and i do as i please

bluds dropping more ponies than the grand national

Need to get out to a club with darkrooms again

THIS SONG IS JUST SIX WORDS LONG
THIS SONG IS JUST SIX WORDS LONG

so much pony in this thread it's like a ready meal from 2013

Why is MLP getting a sudden resurgence anyway?
Seen a lot more ponies lately and not just on here
Feels like 2011 again

Chinese girls go to heaven.
White girls go to hell.

I trimmed my toenails today and noticed that the one of the finger that I recently hit barely grew if grew at all, that's concerning what if I broke something and it can no longer grow?

>>212153807
is it?
I only started because it's slightly taboo and it sets the um posters off and I love the um posters dearly

I will NEVER get Windows 11.

being sober is so boring

>>212153825
used to chew my toenails as a kid
bit grim when i think about it now

Was gonna play Kingdom Hearts CoM tonight but on second thought idk if I can be arsed

Windows 11? Shove it up your arse.

tilde is a horrible little man

>>212153844
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Memory/TPB-Part-1?id=161795

*opens arse window*

never ate my bogies though

>>212153804
aha

>>212153843
install linux
thats what i did
security updates are still essential to have

>>212153892
I've got a lounge union suit which you can pop open buttons to get arse access on for shagging

>>212153911
ugh omg so docile and tight

this thread has more horse in it than 90s Glasgow

>>212153921
>>212153911
Those are school girls you nonces

preferred him when he worked in Greggs, it kept him grounded and humble

>>212153943
>school girls
:)

>>212153930
I can name a handful of 80s Glasgow bands, but 90s ones? Not a one. Maybe it was the scag.

just wanked to applejack

Windows Vista was the peak of civilization.

windows 7 not vista*
sorry had to correct myself

>>212154011
Games for Windows Live, Halo 2 Vista
Iconic

What happened to ribena/poleaboo in the end?

>>212154002
the image where she's struggling to do anal for the first time?

>>212154002
um

>>212154037
stabbed to death in mcdonalds

>>212154038
haha mind posting it? x

Rorke and Morty

>>212154037
bummed to death in subway

>>212154037
wouldn't be surprised if he just posts here off trip now because of how much negative attention he got

>>212154069
haven't got it :C

Bridge Over The River KWAB

>>212154037
went woke

>>212154037
shot to pieces in a burger king

>>212154098
Seems non consensual.

Windows 7 was literally God Aryan Hyperborean technology. Something designed by and for blonde blue eyed Nietzschean shredded giga ultra superchads Lebensborn fueling shaggers

not sure why this needs to be said but please dont take creep shots of teen girls

It looms

raining pretty hard rn lads, super comfy hearing it on the roof

>>212154199
Live in a tin shed do you?

why are arsrs extra itchy before sleep?

>>212154157
had vista, had 7, now have 10, but I can't say I feel much of a difference between them except design differences

>>212154199
Got the bedroom window wide open me
Very comfy tucked up in bed hearing it

mental that these two games clash on Saturday night
what are we going to do

Dungeons and dragons is for FAGS

>>212154263
unless you grrw up on xp, lower your tone when speaking to me

>>212154251
Get the dildo out hen, you deserve it

l swear l have the lowest ability to resist temptation f anyone in the world

The swimming pool will be finished tomorrow lads

>>212154293
I'll be thinking of you ;)

>>212154320
lmao

>>212154319
Cor

for me it was playing lego racers on windows 2000

>>212154289
family pc was on windows 98, played the first age of empires and interstate 76 on it, the beginning of the end for me

Might become an Indian sir

Said "teshekular" to the Kebabman and now we're mates x

Sir Krishna Pandit Bhanji

>as that nerdy asian girl living in rural america I never had boys crushing on me or sending me love letters like they did to all the other girls
>it wasn't until I started posting myself online that I started getting love and attention
Do yanks really?

Is the Hilton hotel worth it for £130?

love fat arsed niggers

Usually I buy alcohol and get drunk every weekend but I won't be this weekend or any weekend going forward
Im trying to save money you see
My goal is to reach 30K in savings by the end of the year, I have 23K now so I think I can do it.

>>212154536
which one?

>>212154537
Me too, especially the zesty men with a fat arse

>>212154545
Gosh dangit Bobby!

>>212154545
king of the hill reboot looking weird

>>212154545
>account doesnt exist
well there's that then

Went to the bar took a piss and left. No more of the poison

>>212154554
I don't know the difference between them. Just says Hilton.

>>212154591
probably because weirdos from 4chan like you were stalking her

More of a Marriott Hotel man me
Ran by a good Mormon family, not a family whose most famous member is universally known for being a ditzy slut

>>212154661
Very nice I like it

>>212152335
:)

Park Plaza for me

>>212154647
Ok but the Hilton where, there are Hiltons all over the world

More of a Claridge's chap me

just watched Extreme Peace

episode 1 is wank
episode 2 is fucking hilarious rewatched it five times tonight

>>212154735
can you get it for free anywhere yet

>>212153299
SEX WITH JACK

>>212154772
probably torrenting websites (note: VERY ILLEGAL)

I love Gigi so much I could die

>>212154658
bro thinks everyone is heathernonce tier of freakish lmao

>>212154817
harlotry is the natural state of woman

>>212154817
She always look like she smells of male body odour

And the latest from pure satire?

Can't sleep until my uniform is washed team

>>212154855
You having lots of depicts cuz your evil fat biological legally female sister had a baby and you never can due to your male genetics and physiology?

Oops meant dysphoria but whatever lol kys tranny freak

>>212154888
>lol kys tranny freak

>>212154671
Avoid Hyatt hotels like the plague...

Thanks Brad

remarkably low quality thread

>>212154923
Ziedbelg's beach read

i found a sissy mtf 40yo man on instagram reels posing in a school uniform outside of a school, how do i identify the uniform/school to report him?

Made status: get it

>>212154975
should report your for being a transphobic bigot

not sure why but literally every australian fitness youtuber is a fucking moron

Are we just not making a new then lads

pokemon go status?

no new?

>>212155176
ofcom said no more new threads

last for derpy hooves :£

>>212155274
>>212155274
>>212155274
New

>>212155283
christ

Someone else want to give it a try?

Haha shiiiiet

so this is it the final /brit/

Make the new