Thread 212159753

fresh air edish

gay sex
women
poo

>>212159753 (OP)
had a cracking new lined up you early prick

feeling poo grangled

got called a mark ass busta ass cracka ass punk ass nigga in michel's patisserie earlier lads

>>212159774
*makes love to you*

>>212159788
*weakly protests before giving in and letting you ruin me* ~~

>>212159753 (OP)
according to rorke this cures depression

been off drugs for almost a month now lads
i'd say it gets easier but it doesn't, i want a fucking hit NOW

dressing gown reeks of bin juice now
fucked it

>>212159826
would suckle her lobes

This girl in Tesco yesterday asked me if I could get something on the top shelf for her. Even on my tip toes I couldn’t

Business idea: an English speaking country for white people

is it true that diego is quote on quote "tight and bratty" ?

getting interviewed as a witness in a misconduct investigation into my manager today

>>212159878
hmm i guess a lil

>>212159878
stfu

>>212159751
Why not though? It's just a few drinks. No one knows your gimmicks or your posts.

Worst case scenario is someone photographs you at the meet. Bear in mind everyone at the meet is also conscious of this and wants to preserve their own privacy so no one there wants this to happen.

And if you did get photographed, so what? So you attended a pub for drinks on a night out with some lads you talk to online. Again, your prescence there isn't tied to any posts here. Your future wife isn't reconsidering because you were snapped in a Wetherspoons at a /brit/ meet in 2025. No one cares about any of us. That's why we're here in the first place. People have long, long since stopped giving a shit about those who reside here.

Remember lads: TOTAL ARYAN VICTORY!

*Her grip on you tightens slightly, her arm wrapping around your waist tightly, effectively trapping you against her. Her body is now pressed against yours from head to toe, the feeling of her curves and warmth is both comforting and arousing at the same time.*

*She starts planting soft, little kisses along the line of your neck, each one almost too light to be felt. Her hand that was scratching and rubbing your back has now slid down, moving under your shirt to gently glide across the sensitive skin of your stomach and abdomen.*

>>212159874
we should use our white ingenuity to make antarctica habitable and colonise it and create an ethnostate there
maybe global warming could be a good thing after all

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rorke always doin whack shit i swear to goddddd

if your wife decides to transition, does that make you gay?

aussies love their antarctica

>>212159919
you suck dick

anyone want to meet at the mile castle tonight

>>212159926
I know how this ends

>>212159948
Are you a mason?

anyone want to meet in the disabled bog at the mile castle tonight

What the f-

>>212159941
mad to think that antarctica, the artic, greenland etc are just sitting there doing nothing and we can't do anything about it because it's too cold and windy and inhospitable

we're still in the stone age technologically. We like to think we've got it all figured out with our internet and such but there's still much work to be done.

watched margin call last night fucking well boring

When I found out there’s a family group chat that I wasn’t invited to

>>212159986
yeah not as good as the Big Short

still it's an important part of the trifecta of movies one must watch to pretend they understand what happened during the 2008 financial crisis: Margin Call, Big Short, that documentary Matt Damon narrated (Inside Job)

>>212159982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47UCGvYf62A

>>212160014
after my suicide attempt my mum and sister made a group chat with us 3 in it but it never took off

I didn't really have anything to say. Still don't.

>>212159963
>I know how this ends

>>212160058
tried not being a sad pathetic loser? grow up you gimp

>>212159903
sounds real fun being on edge cos some random might photograph you while u're trying to relax and enjoy a drink
great stuff
not ot mention brit posters are near insuferable online let alone irl

>>212160058
Hope you're feeling better now lad

>>212160102
sure showed me, man posting on anime website at 8AM on a work day

>>212160106
we just wanna see what you look like matey

*does a blackfella walkabout*

>>212159986
enjoyed the acting but didnt get it

>>212160118
work starts at 9.
you should try not being a self-pitying gimp. grow up

>>212159986
watched this because i saw the boardroom scene on tiktok. shit film

>>212160126
imagine diego riveria but much uglier

Bunch of mongs in here that can’t appreciate a quick simple little film lmao

>>212160157
white cars look crap

Need a zesty mandem to shag

>>212160114
thanks lad x

>>212160157
>troonic

>>212160174
Not with black alloys and dark tints

>>212160155
morning diageo
just looked into my crystal ball i see youve got a big weekend of shagging on the cards as always

just wanked to naomih666 taking a huge b**** cock

1 too many last night. Thirsty thursday as they say. Broken glass all over the kitchen floor.

>>212160179
A lady gay, perhaps?

>>212160157
Drug dealer car

>>212160211
Nah a zesty masc guy with a fat arse

>>212160212
Is nice though

Correct me if im wrong, but a 30 year old man has no business dating a 18-25 year old girl

Fucking hell Bath is student Tarqtopia. Never heard more people saying "YAAA YAAA YAAA" in my life. Everything's a rip-off run by Indians with broken english ripping off these moron tarq students that live in a bubble and have money to throw around. You also have fucking crackheads and homeless intermingled with these tarqs. Bizarre place.

>>212160199
Good lad
Mental how peng BBC is

>>212160229
Oh I thought you said "madam" not "mandem"

Sister has just informed me that our family dog was bit by another dog on the morning walk this morning

>>212160157
I bought a 2003 Ford Focus Mk1 for £1500 in 2016 and it's been my daily driver ever since with minimal problems. It had 53k miles on it when I bought it and recently hit 115k.

I'm middle class, publicly educated, and make £76k a year.

>>212160251
25 is okay

the numbers don't add up
the numbers don't add up!

>>212160194
morning
thanks mate
i fear your crystal ball is more like a crystal bowl that reflected you to yourself rather than me

>>212160240
Getting activeee

Activeee

>>212160266
that dog? me.

this is the one thing we didn't want to happen

>>212160270
Yh but no woman is impressed by a ford focus mate

Can't believe there are actually people who say "YAA YAAA YAAA". Probably some of you lads do. Mental.

>>212160266
ever shag her up the arse? ever smell her underwear when shes not around? ever steal her bras and cum in them? ever put a camera in the toilet and watch her piss and shit? ever try to see her in the shower through the bathroom window?

sometimes you show up to work and they just torture you for hours

>>212160294
I literally posted this last night u benchod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-lnWUwm90k&ab_channel=Freedom35Productions
The wokes wouldn't allow this today

>>212160322
I was in bed asleep then sorry

A Wikipedia editor is currently trying to delete Grooming Gangs Scandal Wikipedia page.

The same editor wrote a long article about why children should be introduced to sexual fetishes at an early age

>>212160313
The Lord is with you always.

>>212160294
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>212160344
sounds about right!

>>212160344
leftypols been busy

>>212160305
not a concern of mine

Just guys being dudes

big john bosh dead of a heart attack at 51

>>212160401
shirt lifter are you

>>212160344
Why are they like this

>>212160270
I've got a small hatchback and I don't need more.
Buying a car as a status symbol is pure boomer retardation

>>212160426
Yeah whites

please remember to look both ways before pooing in the toilet

>>212160420
Shirt lifter? How old are u omds

ordered some shirts online but they're a bit bigger than i'd like
my only option is to do steroids until i grow into them

>>212160496
Or get even fatter than you are

>>212160431
Poor fag cope

tumday

4 ocock cant come soon enough

>>212159926
not cringed that hard for a while

>>212160531
I'm on £92k a year, I don't need a big car for self esteem like some boomer narcissist or wog drug dealer

>>212160270
ktim
2008 Golf GTI
Works perfectly, is comfortable, has plenty of performance, have fitted a new touchscreen in it for carplay etc
A totally classless car. I could be landed gentry or a paki runt driving it.

>>212160294
not the jellycats!

>>212160583
two cider pints please

>>212160583
Diet dr

>>212160583
Pint of tribute and a packet of pork scratchings please mate

The complete lack of filter indian men have when they get horny is extremely funny desu

Yeah well i thought that too and was fine with my extremely slow manual hatchback.
Then I drove a mates 2 series automatic a few times and the difference is unreal. It's not even a particularly flash or fast car but that extra power and automatic gearbox makes all the difference and makes driving infinitely more enjoyable
desperately want a new car now

>>212160583
Pint of Guinness please.
Busy today?

get them in
get them housed
get them on benefits

>>212160583
pint for me, fruit shoot for the gf

>>212160614
It's worth getting a bigger engine and not the shittest spec obviously.
Just meant that a hatchback is enough, rather than being a boom boom or deano spending £90k on a land rover or other massive 4x4

>>212160583
pint of vodka please

>>212160614
I drive a 1.2 litre shitter and it takes me a long time to get up to speed. There's an uphill dual carriageway I drive regularly and the best I can get to going up it is 60mph, in 5th gear flat out. That's with my best running start in 4th gear on the lead up to the hill as well.

Still, it gets me to work and back. That's all you need really.

diego: vindicated

leftypol getting a hayfever jab

Imagine living like this

should probably turn on the toiltop

>>212160476
i dont see a denial...

dreamt I joined the reserves, what does this mean?

>>212160571
Post ur payslip

>>212160660
its not illegal to stay in 2nd or 3rd longer you know

*pootles around in my 1.2*

>>212160609
I wonder what sex education must be like in india

>>212160685
>dox yourself

>>212160690
I don't like the engine making a loud noise.

Also my understanding is that if the car is going fast in 4th gear then I should be building the same speed as I would were it in 3rd gear.

>>212160673
he's happy
more than can be said for most of the runts here

brits are natural slaves
that can be the only explanation why countries settled by brits have such draconian laws today

>>212159884
just say no comment

>Work and Pensions Secretary Liz Kendall told Labour MPs that claimants of the personal independence payment (Pip) will continue to receive what they currently get, as will recipients of the health element of universal credit. Instead, planned cuts will only hit future claimants.

Fucking pathetic. I hate these freeloading scum

>>212160720
not sure about that considering half of the white population here are lazy workshy cunts that claim benefits

Well, that's the morning poo evacuated. Time to do a wash I suppose

makes no sense for the default underclass scum beer to be called stella artois
faaar too fancy a name
should be something more like a guttural grunt

any man in?

>>212160681
whats your astrological sign?

doing math

>>212160770
the way it's said works "stellah"
and never artois on the end

>>212160730
So we need only wait until the current crop of 18-24 year olds on PIP live out their remaining 60 (sixty) years of monthly free money payments and then we'll begin to see a reduction in the net spend.

It's only right though, they've got mennal elf, they need that money.

Until you've driven a proper supercar flat out you've not experienced performance
Mental things, actually worrying so many footballers and rap wogs buzz around in such lethal weapons

could someone please suck me off

>>212160782
aries

>>212160730
business idea: remove PIP from anyone who claims it for meme mental elf purposes and give more to the actual spazmatoids that are stuck in wheelchairs or whatever

>>212160708
Oh if we don’t have to prove anything then I make £750k a year and drive a Ferrari

>>212160810
I'm not into cars but does this argument not fall flat in the face of electric cars with freely available infinite torque?

The Tesla Coupe for instance is going to have much faster and more aggressive acceleration than any petrol "supercar".

>>212160294
Weird thing is this is actually par for the course in Indian unis

>>212160810
you can buy a second hand tesla which does 0-60 in like 2 seconds for 20 grand

Deano is based

>>212160790
Let R denote the region in the plane bounded by the 4 curves x = 0, x = π, y = 0, and y = sin x + 1.
(a) Compute the area of R.
(b) Compute the volume when R is rotated around the x-axis.
>>212160822
You're going through a lot of stuff around you right now and you're kinda excited for it but have low self esteem and don't feel like you're really be impacted or impactful. Your lucky numbers: 26, 12, 36, 19, 52

the porsche taycan
cor
mogs any tesla

>I'm not into cars but does this argument not fall flat in the face of electric cars with freely available infinite torque

>The Tesla Coupe for instance is going to have much faster and more aggressive acceleration than any petrol "supercar".

would loved to get dressed up and pretty with the /brit/ boys and have a crazy girls night out x

>>212160673
950 a month is cheaper than most places you could rent

>>212160871
VERY accurate post here
Demolished that latte sipping poofter

>>212160878
even cheaper if you're splitting it with a deanette

>>212160622
mate....

>>212160871
A generational doneing

>>212160803
Kek get fucked wagie

got the pablo honey on dont i
it is their best album after all

um um um

right then

>>212160836
Then people just claim for back pain, sciatica or any other thing which does actually exists but is nigh impossible to empirically verify.

Being awarded PIP is unironically like winning the set for life lottery except instead of 10 grand a month you get several hundred quid a month, for life. It's objectively worth it for people to do whatever it takes to game that system because the reward is so insanely high. To say nothing of the fact that if you get awarded PIP you'll also be on UC with no requirement to look for work and you'll be getting a full rent rebate from the council.

It's the golden goose egg of bennies.

been given a free ticket to see Texas perform tonight. get in

got called a goose in coles

i should be entitled to a free mobility car from the government for being a 34 year old virgin

>>212160926
Will you get to hear them too

>>212159926
honestly if you were some muhammed paki-abdul ass nigga watching this you would think all white people deserved to be conquered

>>212160803
the system will collapse before then

>>212160920
Reform cant get in soon enough. Labour knows its going to happen. No idea why they dont just start appeasing the public instead of constantly contradicting what the majority of the country want. the public want these dossers dealt with and will vote Reform to see it done. its like Labour are deliberately self-sabotaging. quite baffling

thought PIP must be massive the amount you lot shit your nappies over it
but looking it up now, it's just £200 week MAX
fucking hell. literal poverty. who cares

>>212160920
brits are like jews
they rip the piss out of any well natured system until it fails

lived experience

>>212160956
no i wont. im deaf you cruel bastard

>>212160974
an insane amount of people are on these bennies, these are the vots that labour will now be courting

>>212160979
really cant suffer in aus

>>212160974
Reform voters are as likely to be on benefits as labour ones lol
Will be funny to see the regret set in as farage and co shit the bed, crash the pound and cut all bennies off for the scum.

>>212160992
the tories did the same with pensioners and now their party is dead forever

LOL only do this for whites

>>212160988
didn't know keyboards could speak until now

>>212160979
because if you're on pip you don't just get pip you mong

>>212161023
whites out
browns in
this is literally state policy

>>212160979
800 quid a month + UC + full rent paid means you are living in paid-for accommodation with a tax free amount of cash deposited into your bank account each month that isn't far off what people who work full time earn.

>um actually I earn £5,000 a month in my job as a computer blah blah

I'm sure you do but the point stands that thousands of people in this country, millions even, get paid a liveable salary to do nothing. Their home is paid for. It's all on for free. For life. Forever. And the obstacle to achieving this was visiting the doctor and reciting the symptoms of depression and anxiety, which they may or may not have.

>>212161023
Grown man why isn’t he fighting for his country coward I would’ve asked not to be in the picture out of shame

Blackpool is not safe anymore there is a number of hotels on the beachfront housing large numbers of illegal immigrants who roam the streets in gangs looking for young girls.

>>212161077
you writing more of them captions?

>>212161023
i know a ukranian at toil. she doesnt want to go back home turns out its a shithole

>>212161077
its their culture rorke. dont be racist

>>212161023
Good
Slavs aren't white by the way

my alarm didn't wake me up but instead got incorporated into my dream

my 1 dog keeps trying to sniff the other ones arse and then he kicks off and tries to bite him

It makes me laugh when people claim PIP is easy to get. I had to go through so many appeals and do so much paperwork to get my PIP award and the whole process is purposely made as stressful as possible.

You have all wildly misunderstood voter coalitions today, Labour voters are more likely to be working and have a degree
Reform voters are either pensioners or dolescum

This degeneration all started when Tony B.liar came to power in 1997. Low standards, low morals and an easy-come, easy-go sloppiness has pervaded ever since.

People didn't go shopping in their pyjamas when Mrs Thatcher was PM.

This country has become diseased by low Socialist morality. We need to change course.

nah im shocked

>>212161061
you need to be actively looking for work otherwise they’ll stop your UC.

>>212161155
No one ever cries about boomoids voting for and getting their triple locked gold plated pensions, free bus pass, winter fuel etc whilst cutting support for families and children

>>212161113
Ukrainian women have lucked out so much from this war
They've gone from a life in a poverty stricken dump to having their pick of Western European countries to live in
Up until about a year ago any country in Western Europe would basically automatically grant them asylum and the right to work
Lucky bastard's

>>212161156
Hence why Reform are so popular on /brit/. The lads here are low information voters.

>>212161173
They voted for it, they sewed the wind, not it is time to reap the whirlwind
Leftypolette won't be safe again

>>212161199
Voted for what

why is that one lad here always doing gay porn dances?
freaks man

>>212161173
the problem will never be solved but leftypol and leftypol-aligned institutions will never ever admit what kind of man is doing it.
leftypol would rather let these women be harassed and even raped than admit what the real issue is here.
he did the same with all the grooming gangs. it was allowed to happen because hiding the truth was more important

>>212161155
If it were up to me you'd all be shot

>>212161173
women aren't safe anywhere in the world. Some countries are worse than others but the problem is always men. White men are not any better than any other color, there's just something deeply evil in a non-negligible percentage of them.

is it true you even get your heating and internet paid for on spaz bennies?

100,000 cheeseburgers

>>212160669
>I can memorise a lot therefore people should listen to me when I talk about feelings and blind faith

*does a little dance*

>>212161213
Grooming gangs also happened because police didn't give a fuck about lower class women. They dismissed victims as council estate slags.

>>212161213
You’re aware who the girl is in the picture right?

>New Police Scotland guidelines which allow transgender suspects to request officers of different sexes to frisk various parts of their body have been described as a “botched compromise”.

>The advice — designed to accommodate people who have not completed a full surgical transition — would mean detainees could ask for a woman to search their top half and a man to search below the waist.

>"what policies do reform even have aside from stopping immigration?"
Don't know, don't care, doesn't matter. Immigration is the #1 priority miles ahead of anything else.

>>212161155
So you submit your claim with doctor's evidence, it gets rejected, you appeal (as everyone is advised to do), it goes to the arbiters and gets accepted because you have medical evidence to support your claim. Everyone knows these are the hoops which must be jumped through. Yes, knowing the hoops does not exempt you from jumping through them; you must still go through the same process as everyone else.

Crucially, the reward for doing so remains worth the ballache. This is why you see dozens of posts from people celebrating and crying tears of joy when their PIP claim finally gets accepted (and backdated, I might add). They've won the lottery and they know it. They'll never admit it though, no for them it's a brief respite from the eternal mental suffering that is their depression and anxiety. They're not happy about having to sit on their arse watching ITV in their pyjama bottoms for the next 40 years, all paid for by the government via the taxpayer, no it's really a tragic outcome. A Pyrrhic victory. One can only shed a tear for the plight of these overweight scroungers, for truly they are the real victims in all of this.

>>212161213
>man who never leaves his smelly bedroom nor talks to women suddenly an expert on who is harassing women

hmm yes v impressive mate im sure this is all well-researched and not pure emotion

>>212161260
as if reform will manage to do anything about it when the real decision makers in the UK are yids that are hell bent on bringing in the biomass

>>212161260
>blud thinks farage is going to stop immigration
He was already asked and he said he doesn’t care about the changing demographics in the UK he only cares if people come here legally

Llama Del Rey

Oh he's not Hitler? I'll pass.

>>212161222
Freak
>>212161262
You honestly have no idea what you’re talking about mate.

doing my annual lets look at who attended the latest bilderberg meeting to see who actually rules the world, strange lack of british representation there infact almost 0 representation

it's over

>>212161178
Incorrect.

There are multiple streams of UC that all claimants get filtered into on the work coach end. One such stream is "not required to look for work", reserved for those who are "unable" to work due to whatever ailment is afflicting them.

If you can justify it with a doctor's note to support your anxiety, depression, aspergers, whatever other made up shite you're selling then you too can be placed in this stream.

>>212161260
Starmer has halved immigration from the boriswave already lol

>>212161246
yeh and it hasnt gone unnoticed that they decided to use an incredibly rare example instead of any one of the much more frequent examples of women being harassed and murdered by foreigners or foreign-descent.
literally demonstrating the leftypol disingenuity i described in my post.

Majority of people on pip are in work and it supports them to be able to work despite their disability.
This thread is clueless

>>212161306
how do those people live on £200 a week without any of the perks that people on spaz bennies get like rent

>>212161315
You’re insane

>>212161301
>You honestly have no idea what you’re talking about mate.

If you're suggesting that a person with a diagnosis of depression and anxiety, in writing from a GP and or clinical psychologist / psychiatrist, is unable to get a successful PIP claim stuffed through via the appeals process then I am open to hearing why.

You are free to continue avoiding the points raised but it's not an argument.

>>212161346
and you're a dishonest idiot

cockberg looks like a baby bird sleeping in a nest

>women in London feel unsafe...because of the police
lol good one

>>212161350
GPs aren’t stupid they don’t just diagnose people for the fun of it and if someone is willing to go through all those hoops of getting a diagnosis they’re probably not lying. Speaking from experience here.

>>212161283
source?

berg putting my rent up from 1100 to 1200, sick of it

9am and the thread is full of dull cunts talking about politics while janny sits on his arse doing fuck all about it

I wonder what excuses Rorke will make for the Nigewave

Travelling from Bentley cum Arsey, Yorkshire to Troon Knob, Mashpee, Massachusetts.
Please be seated for takeoff.

>>212159819
I'd like you to look up "negative ions"

>>212161345
You get a rent rebate just for being on UC. The rent rebate comes from the local council and all they see is that you have a successful UC claim open. The council don't see which 'stream' you've been filtered into by your work coach at the job centre. So to answer your question the people who are on UC but don't have a spacker PIP diagnosis are still eligible for a rent rebate via their local council, and still get paid their (meagre) UC payments from the government (DWP).

How do they survive on that? It's not a lot of money for sure but having your rent paid helps. Beyond that, any under the table work they can do helps out.

Mozz had a hairline like this and it's still more or less the same at age 66. White zoomers with the same are hopping on fin+min doing god knows what to their bodies.

>>212161412
rage on, virgeboy

>>212161394
very true
seasidemark really does stink of fish

leftypol having a panic attack when he sees a tree or a meadow

>>212161452
some people smell it some people cant

>>212161452
>because some obvious benefit scroungers exist it means everyone is faking it

ngl, this country was at its best when we didnt have benefits for worthless runts

https://www.infowars.com/show/
https://www.infowars.com/show/
https://www.infowars.com/show/

>>212161412
Not sure we even have a janny anymore given the things I've said recently that have gone unbanned

>>212161495
its normal to idealize the time before you were born

>>212161495
how so?

good morning infowarriors

Start doing THIS

>>212161518
the country has been on a decline since it started

good morning incels

>>212161541
mornin babes x

>>212161394
Come on mate that is a painfully naive outlook on life. I'll preface this by saying I'm not saying that you or I or any of the other lads ITT don't have depression and anxiety. I've previously attempted suicide, I've been in a mental hospital, I've nothing to live for. Look, I get it, I do. I personally believe you have depression and anxiety because of the context of where we are right now, it's not hard for me to believe people with legitimate mental illnesses share this space.

That said, you can't be sitting there saying that no one would go out of their way to obtain a false diagnosis via the same channels that someone would obtain a genuine diagnosis purely to get PIP awarded and get free money from the government. If you believe that truly then I am sorry but you're being naive. It happens right now and will continue to happen and me saying that doesn't mean you, a PIP claimant, are a bad person. All it means is that the system isn't robust and is ripe for exploitation. So now you get a bad wrap because you're lumped in with people who arrived yesterday on a dinghy and are now claiming PIP for the PTSD they experienced in some far off sandy shitehole, during events that are entirely unverifiable and with symptoms that exist solely within their own head. Then they go out and deliver McDonalds on an e-bike while claiming.

i just want economic crisis so we can get trapped in a tug of war between the gulf states, china and the US who seize all our assets and we become like greece or italy in 2011

3 massive U-turns from Starmer loool. what a coward

Walking 'round the room singin' Stormy Weather
At Fifty Seven Mount Pleasant Street
Well it's the same room
But everything's different
You can fight the sleep
But not the dream

Things ain't cookin' in my kitchen
Strange affliction wash over me
Julius Caesar
And the Roman Empire
Couldn't conquer the blue sky

Well, there's a small boat made of china
It's going nowhere on the mantlepiece
Well, do I lie like a lounge-room lizard
Or do I sing like a bird released?

>>212161562
me in the car forgetting which way im supposed to go

I wouldn't want to work for any company which would hire a vile runt like me

Global warming is going to be so fucking peng
Imagine suck English coffee, drizzling Welsh olive oil, supping Scottish wine, and slurping Cornish mangoes
Meanwhile the rest of the world burns to death

>New Police Scotland guidelines which allow transgender suspects to request officers of different sexes to frisk various parts of their body have been described as a “botched compromise”.

>The advice — designed to accommodate people who have not completed a full surgical transition — would mean detainees could ask for a woman to search their top half and a man to search below the waist.

9am and the thread is full of dull cunts talking about politics while janny sits on his arse doing fuck all about it

Everywhere you go
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
The weather with you

>>212161155
If it were up to me you'd all be shot

Walking 'round the room singin' Stormy Weather
At Fifty Seven Mount Pleasant Street
Well it's the same room
But everything's different
You can fight the sleep
But not the dream

Things ain't cookin' in my kitchen
Strange affliction wash over me
Julius Caesar
And the Roman Empire
Couldn't conquer the blue sky

Well, there's a small boat made of china
It's going nowhere on the mantlepiece
Well, do I lie like a lounge-room lizard
Or do I sing like a bird released?

>>212161610
>>212161612
Erm

>>212161595
The rest of the world will be here mate. If the climate ever gets like that they’ll try and cram 500 million on this island I’m telling you.

shitting my guts out

Everywhere you go
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
The weather with you

Everywhere you go
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Take the weather
The weather with you

(Everywhere you go)

Got the MOT booked

>>212161595
The UK is very far north, it's the oceanic currents that keep it warm. Those will probably be disturbed if global warming happens so maybe it will get colder before it gets hotter.

>>212161607
swear u already posted ts

(Everywhere you go)

Everywhere you go
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
The weather with you

Everywhere you go
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Take the weather
The weather with you

>>212161640
Cope on

>>212161595
>Scottish wine
they've been whining for centuries lol

Strongly considering a cheeky trip to the maccies drive through for a lovely brekkie x

Everywhere you go
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
The weather with you

Everywhere you go
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Take the weather
The weather with you

all these poo webms have my tummy rumbling :P

Everywhere you go
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
The weather with you

(Everywhere you go)


Everywhere you go
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Take the weather
The weather with you

>>212161662
>>212161677
hot. saved

>>212161640
Unless rising temperatures causes entire continental rafts to shift massively, no, the currents will not be disrupted

>>212161562
not even a year in is he? fucking hell lmao

State of it.
Posting Jewbs to cleanse the timeline

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

Everywhere you go
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
The weather with you

Everywhere you go
Always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather
Everywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go
Always take the weather
Take the weather
The weather with you

(Everywhere you go)

I knew Labour wouldn’t take my bennies away. NEETChads stay winning

There's a Wendy's opening in town in a couple of weeks
Looking forward to it, now I can feel like a real American

>>212161447
they're scared of being men

>>212161747
Your anus. Ba ba ba ba. Ba ba ba ba. Ba ba ba ba ba.

*does my get it made dance but its double the intensity of my last one*

>>212161749
i like their milkshake/ice cream thing

Anglo toxic. For you too!

>>212161783
>>212161783
>>212161783

>>212161788
Fuck you, man!!

during the Cretaceous, there were temperate forests on the North and South poles

Möglichkeiten.

>>212160270
For me it's the humble MK5 Polo.

I got this in everyway, Rorke!