Thread 212163323

euro disney edition

Mental how Sabrina Carpenter suddenly became relevant out of nowhere about a year ago

Please join the /brit/ WoW guild.

>>212163350
he's happier than I've ever been
can't hate him for that

>>212163325
that is not good food for ducks >:(

>>212163350
so this is rorke then

>>212163349
pop culture is a judeoqueer psyop

>>212163378
They love it x

>>212163349
dont know who that is

>>212163350
really don't like the footballers laughing at him like that, fucking faggots

>>212163220
>Be from India or Brazil or some bumfuck shithole country
>Someone in that country comes up to you and asks if you want to move to Ireland
>That person's company, for a small fee, sets you up with a "Language learning visa", a place at a "school" to learn English, and a house they own. You will get a bunk bed in the house, sharing a room with at least 10 other people. They give you someone else's deliveroo account and the bike, and say "get to work" so you can pay €1000 a month for the bunkbed.
It's just neo indentured servitude/slavery

wow i bought some seafood sticks to try them after seeing someone in here order them all the time and oh my god they're the worst thing i've ever eaten. the texture of a cheese string with a general fish taste. actually impressive how much worse they are than i expected

>>212163401
cant tell if youre joking or not

>>212163216
I used to have a comfy neighbourhood McDonald’s that was like it was straight out of the 1990s; everything was clean and well taken care of, but retro. Franchise agreements usually have some clause about needing to renovate to keep up with modern standards every few years, so they must have had a special carveout or something. It got torn to down build condos a few years ago, and I haven’t eaten at a McDonald’s since.

>>212163419
yucky. maybe cleanse your pallet with one of the six egg and cress sandwiches you bought?

>>212163409
>>That person's company, for a small fee, sets you up with a "Language learning visa", a place at a "school" to learn English
Deary me I thought it was at least going to be some sort of pro-gaelic scheme

>>212163393
doesn't mean it's good for them
you don't want them to get angel wing
give them oats instead
a large container of rolled oats is cheap and you can keep it in your car

Need a ginger gf that takes it up the cam

>>212163326
Nike shorts on 13 yog’s

>>212163349
>>212163395
My cousin’s pajeeta gf was shocked when I told her I didn’t know who SC was when she said something about going to one of her shows

>>212163440
literally what im doing right now la

>>212163349
mad how she went on stage and said she wished she "had bbc in me" while having a white boyfriend at the time

Having sex with a yog

>>212163461
they all make london awful

>>212163449
Most of the time they never actually show up to the school. They can't speak more than a few words of English, they only ever speak Portugeese, Spanish or Hindi, but they do deliveroo here for 5 years, and get citizenship.

>>212163409
Would be based as long as you castrated them first like the Arab slave trade

>>212163419
you have to get the good japanese surimi sticks
the little individually wrapped ones
the texture and flavor is far superior

>>212163476
fucking UMM

>>212163481
You’ve never been to London

>>212163420
i'm not
they're laughing at him and clearly don't think he's endearing.

>>212163508
neither have you

>>212163486
these are the ones i got, they're individually wrapped too
think i just don't like em

Why are there so many alternate spellings?

>>212163461
Khan is such a grim little paki shyster

>>212163535
Me?
Yooghourt

>>212163508
Bizarre post

>>212163526
try chopping them up and stirring with mayonnaise and a little lemon juice
I think you might like it much better that way

>>212163535
Probably because it's borrowed from some wog language

im evil as FUCK

seafood stick down the dick-slit

>>212163557
nah they're getting fed to catberg next time i see him mate, they're vile

>>212163349
She's an ex-disney star, so she had the backing of the largest entertainment company in the world and a pre-established audience of tweenagers. It happens all the time, and has been the model for making shitloads of money since Cristina Aguilera was austroturfed into success.

admin runts at work constantly make mistakes or forget to do things. sick of it

Sex with Dr Alice Roberts

>>212163481
>>212163508
i used to live in london and my opinion of brown people is whatever. judge a person by their individual qualities - don't assume things about a person because of their ethnicity.

i don't get why people on 4chan seethe about brown people so much. it's just pointless.

>>212163598
That's what you get for being a pencil-neck Python Developer

>>212163543
yaoughourth maximalism

sex with Dame Mary Beard

>>212163598
A lot of work is actually trying to improve or fix the things other people do so that you can do your job properly

>>212163588
so you bought something made out of fish despite hating the taste of fish/seafood?
are you retarded?

>>212163598
im a security chad and we love making you runts comply to our policies lol

>>212163613
you basically have to constantly lie to yourself to make this mindset work. must be exhausting

>>212163613
Good way to get stabbed to death while trying to make an individual assessment, instead of relying on a handy little heuristic

>>212163613
>i don't get why people on 4chan seethe about brown people so much. it's just pointless.
Because they are now here in simply extraordinary numbers. It's as simple as that. A brown person in isolation is not the same as endless waves of them which will inevitably change the country against democratic consent.

they're putting me in a spliff

anyone trying to suck dick tonight?

>>212163308
Their diet of carbohydrates with a side of carbohydrates leads them to bloat like that

>>212163614
well im not
>>212163625
no idea what you're on about.
>>212163634
no idea what you're on about

>>212163645
um

>>212163645
I mean, I'd try it but I doubt I'd be very good

>>212163651
is that a yes?

>>212163613
WERE ALL JUST CLUMPS OF SPACE DUST ON A SPINNING ROCK WHO CARES ABOUT FAMILY SOIL OR HISTORY ITS JUST BLOODY LINES IN THE SAND AHAHAHALOLOOLO LETS BLEND OURSELVES INTO ONE BIG FAT SLIT EYED BROWN SMOOTHIE

any good youtube channels for getting into lifting

sucking a dick with my arse

>>212163667
Train untamed

>>212163667
yeh loads

The irony of being considered "illegal" on stolen land

umposter on his knees inside a toilet stall at Paddington station

Get the tunes on, it's Friday, time to enjoy life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

>>212163349
Apparently this new album cover that everyone is upset about is for her seventh full length record
Absolutletly mental

>>212163706
>>212163349
Finally scuttled out from under your rocks then?

>>212163658
it's possible to care about your family without being racist

>>212163712
You gay?

>>212163613
People like you are the biggest problem this country faces

not racist but you're definitely much safer if you're wary of any non-whites in your vicinity

>>212163712
What

they're calling me the gayest lad on /brit/

Really want a tattoo, but am so socially awkward I have no idea how you get one. Same as weed. Wouldn't have the foggiest idea where to even start getting weed.
Do I just walk into a shop and say "Good evening! One tattoo please!"? Seriously what the fuck?

this is what Britain used to be about…

problem is it wlll all end in tears and it will only be worse the bigger the issue gets
either whites being completely disenfranchised politically or a horrible bloody violent racial conflict
best to get the mass deportations done now while it would cause only civil unrest and rioting/protests imo, it's the safest option and will have the least long-lasting consequences

>>212163783
KTIM
would love to try weed but got no idea who or how to ask for it and feel like I'd get scammed

>>212163798
Can give you a number if you're in London

>>212163734
or maybe people like you are. you want to blame brown people for everything. you want to portray all brown people as criminals when that's obviously not true. maybe you just never go outside and that's why you've never seen the many brown people who aren't criminals.

Thoughts on the concept of Total Nigger Death?

weed is a wog drug do something aryan like coke or speed

>>212163815
I don't think all brown people are criminals. Nor do I blame them for everything. I just don't like them. I don't like looking at them, I don't like hearing them talk. They should not be here

sir tiny chef

>>212163836
prefer tranny nigger dick

>>212163836
Prefer not to say

/brit/ is a broken record everyday the same rorkeisms!

Global majority innit

I wonder what it's like living a life where you haven't noticed that browns and blacks coming to the UK isn't a good thing
Must be absolute bliss

might start a HCIM OSRS account

>>212163349
>has no idea about pop culture
>wtf suddenly one of these people who have been famous for 10 years suddenly becomes really famous
bet you did the same with charli too
the real weird one was chapelle who released a critically acclaimed and lightly noticed album in 2023 who suddenly became super famous in 2024

>>212163880
i think virtually everyone now realises this desu

A big morning for racism in /brit/ today

>>212163815
bizarre strawman position. more lies to convince to yourself with

>>212163838
Isn’t weed the only drug of those three that ancient Aryans actually used? Speed was invented by a Jew in the 19th century, and coke comes from the Andes. Just nitpicking; I can’t stand weed, personally.

>>212163880
you would need to be in serious denial not to think this.

>>212163880
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/11/first-mosque-opens-on-stornaway-outer-hebrides-in-time-for-ramadan

>>212163851
maybe they have just as much right to live their lives as you do.

let's say you're in a job and you have a white colleague. you get along with them fine. then you find yourself working with a black colleague, or an asian colleague. do you just refuse to talk to them because they're not white? what if they're a decent person? surely in that situation you'd care about their personal attributes (whether they're hard-working, whether they can have a laugh) rather than what their ethnicity is.

got joe pera on

>>212163948
>brown person in isolation award
it's the masses and it is all about the masses, the hard numbers, the figures
I don't care if I meet one brown person and he is nice, I'm sure that is entirely possible. It is the fact that every year about 500,000 of them arrive.

Biomass.

Blacks and browns want to exterminate whites because they hold us all accountable for colonialism and blame us for the sorry state of their shithole countries centuries later
For example go find that video where Daniel Kaluuya says he's not a minority he's part of the majority and you'll see their raw and unfiltered opinion of what they want to do to us
Hundreds of comments calling whites aberrations or anomalies, saying blacks were the first Europeans, saying the whites cannot survive in the face of the global majority
They are not your friends

>>212163949
One of the dumbest things I have ever read lol

>>212163949
>>212163970
his programming wont allow this kind of analysis (i also get the feeling he's brown so obviously will never in a million years admit he's had a profoundly negative impact on this nation)

>>212163948
I would hold prejudices against them but ultimately I would treat them as respectfully as they treat me. This is an entirely different issue to mass immigration however?

>>212164001
>he can’t understand
Uh oh…

Thought you lads would have been all over that onboard footage from the bus that crashed in the river

>>212164057
oh the vehicle crashed did it? never seen that before

>>212163949
>>212163970
people on 4chan like to claim that black people are, per capita, more criminal than white people. i wonder if that's even true though. especially if you account for economic situations (perhaps some ethnicities are over-represented in crime stats because they are in economically worse positions, and bad economic positions are associated with a higher propensity for crime)

>>212164087
Ah it's you Adam never mind. Nearly had me there!

>>212164087
Epic troll award

this movie is fucking ass

On jobseekers so i get to go out and rape tonight (its my economic situation, you see)

how do I become a rentboy?

>>212164106
he's clearly tried to take on my feedback about his normal trolling of just making people think he's retarded which isnt actually trolling.
still not quite there though. bit of work needed.

Grandma's accidentally put herself in a voice chat on the family Whatsapp. omdzzzzzz

>>212164138
utterly perplexing post

>>212164140
I will block you once.

>>212164146
get her grangled

>>212164146
a guy did that in one of the london landlord groups im in
needless to say we werent impressed

>>212164163
you can't just grangle your grandma mate. we have laws against that sort of thing

Casual sex destroys the fabric of civilisation. It’s why every society had controls around public displays of affection and sex before marriage. It’s been scientifically proven that it fucks pair bonding and oxytocin response. People should only shag in marriage or committed relationships.

>>212164124
yeah it's not great. The third act, everything in that Pepsi Max® lab with Peter Capaldi, especially feels like it was entirely tacked on following poor screenings of whatever they orignally had

still you have to watch it as everyone wants to see zombie end of the world kino

>>212164185
ah right, sorry. didn't understand the cultural differences here in the uk as i've only been living here for 3 months. i'm sure you understand.

>>212164186
And you've had casual sex have you? No?

purely for moral reasons, I'm sure

>>212164210
shagged my ex before that’s it

>>212164210
...preferr not yo sauu

>>212164219
japanese diego ahhh

it's true
sex is for procreation and pair bonding
using it for entertainment and ego fulfillment is fucking everything up

Uh oh incel melty

why is the misspelling gimmick hilarious from everyone except diego

there’s a girl i like that i met in a club a week ago and we agreed to go on a date
going to dm her on insta and ask her for her number or snapchat then just directly ask if she wants to go for dinner


i’ll say i want to be direct and that it doesn’t have to be now but can be 3-4 weeks away or whenever. tell her to give it a shot and if she doesn’t like me i’ll not bother her again. she’s about a 6-7/10 and single so this will probably work

hmmm

>>212164256
Because it's not Diego it's just some lonely incel freak pretending to be him for attention

>>212164271
ok glad you let us know

>>212164243
no you don’t understand mate!
i have a mental age of 15 and therefore consider being a based alpha shagger chad TM that has lots of casual sex with sluts to be the peak of masculinity and the sole purpose of life!

;]

>2025
>snapchat

>>212164274
imagine the sheer volume of chatGPT applications for this

ironically the notion that such a number of applications could ever be processed by anyone human and not by an AI itself is absurd

>>212164306
How's the Tesla stock

Love dossing around. Love doing nothing. Love sleeping. Love snoozing.

>>212164321
dont think you appreciate how fast people can read especially those who read for (at least part of) a living
you can skim 100 words of someones article and discard 90%+ of them in under a minute, probably even faster for obvious ai rubbish
even a 1,000 applications can be got through by a single person in a couple days

>>212164184
source: random image that has probably been cherry-picked and possibly manipulated in order to justify racist attitudes

there are probably lots of factors that determine crime rate. economics are probably a factor, and there are probably more factors. your image shows a high property crime rate in the california neighbourhood. maybe that's because it's a wealthy area in a big city (los angeles) so maybe it attracts criminals from other parts of the city who want to rob wealthy houses.

>>212164271
>3-4 weeks

mate tell her you are going to [place] for dinner this Saturday and you'd like her to come with you. if she says no get her binned off. It's that simple.

3-4 weeks says you've got nothing else going on and will be sat on your arse wanking to your imagined future with her between then and now

>>212164321
Too long-winded. Can I get a concise AI summary of this post?

>>212164271
>that it doesn’t have to be now but can be 3-4 weeks away or whenever
Don't say that. It's too much information.

Adams got a biter and he's reeling him in

>>212164321
How can £2,500 a month in London be more than *most* journalism jobs?

>>212164352
tomorrow? that’s too soon. plus i’ve got a mates birthday

say next week.

>>212164348
Those are US government statistics, retard

Wondering which game to play today

>>212164407
You're getting trolled buddy

>>212164384
ironically its the same leaf-mong he's had a feud with for over a year now. leaf-mong to monged to realise its him

been shitting lots of blood recently

>>212164386
don't journalists just make fuck all and get paid per accepted article

>>212164427
Which mong is that?
How is that ironic?

>>212164314
Best place for dancing cuties

0 black people seen today. A great day so far!

>>212164386
Journalism pays shit lad
It's a great, fun job but the money is shite, hence why only tarqs can have long journalism careers because they have family money behind them
I know this as I was a senior editor of a publication with a strong online presence and print presence across the UK in major retailers and my salary when I left was £32k

>>212164403
Take her with you to your mate's birthday tomorrow then. It shows that you do things, that you leave your house, and it's something you were going to do anyway.

If she accepts the invitation then great, it shows interest on her part and you take it from there. If she says no then you go to the birthday as you had already intended to do. As a plus, you can then see how that goes (romantically), free from the shackles of the potential outcome with this current bird.

You have to strike while the iron is hot. Consider how many people this bird will have spoken to in the time between you meeting her in the club last week and now, or next weekend.

>212164471
Do not listen to this incel tard (probably heathermong)

I'm in the mood for a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilhzBm6uOs0

>>212164453
its really not that interesting so i cba to explain it. just 2 retards way too invested in 4chan, thats basically it.

the average boomer/gen x-er/millennial/zoomer is too stupid to join a microsoft teams meeting or remember to unmute their microphone when they want to speak. they certainly can't tell when something (images, videos or writing) was generated with AI.

>>212164458
yet you see them in your head 24/7. SAD!

Fellow NEETs what do you do with your time to give meaning to each day

>>212164434
unless it's coming out looking like black pudding you'll be reet

>>212164186
do you think folks weren't shagging before marriage in the 40s and 50s?

>>212164487
Okay
Ironically you're probably wrong and you actually are super interested in it hence why you brought it up

>>212164485
I see you haven't offered any advice yourself but have instead preferred to make refrence to various thread dollies. I'm sure that will be of use to this lad outside in the real world.

I did not hit her

>>212164492
Hobbies

>>212164424
>>212164427
Are you insinuating that I’m another one of Adam’s dollhouse personae? Because I’m NOT. I’m not even visiting Vancouver anymore.

>>212164493
aye it's just the 'rroids acting up
still a right pain in the arse (aha)

Reckon we should bring back cavalry in warfare tbqh. Gonna email the army about this

>>212164471
no mate i’m not bringing some random bird I hardly know never mind that my mates have never met to a friends birthday out in town. That’s highly rude.

>excuse me mate, i know it’s your big night with all your mates in a fancy bar you’ve all pre booked for us but could i bring this woman i’ve spoke to about twice and don’t even know if she likes me?

selfish. i’ll take her to dinner. how many lads has she spoken to since last week? who knows. how many have asked her out? probably not many. if someone has fuck it. can’t catch them all.

>>212164526
Aye, hobbies

>>212164492
Pray to God and ask Him for something to do, anything.

>>212164509
You have no friends and have never felt the touch of a woman if you think he should invite some random 6/10 slag he met at a club who he has never held a conversation with to his friend's birthday celebration
Hope that is simple enough for you to understand you brainless imbecile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h6EDwb0PL8&list=RD3h6EDwb0PL8&start_radio=1
i was there
were you?

>>212164499
doesn’t mean it’s right
there were also murders in the 40s and 50s

>>212164407
>this random image is definitely reliable
you fucking retard

but even if the stats are accurate, there are different possible explanations for those stats. look at the sat score chart. maybe areas where black people live have less-well-funded schools than areas where white people live, even when those black and white people have the same incomes.

>>212163323 (OP)
Went there when I was young and went for a swim at the hotel pool with my mum, she got in and I saw there was a turd at the bottom of the pool, told her and she immediately got out and went to tell the staff on duty
>'There is faeces in the pool!'
>'I know'
Fucking frogs, needless to say we didn't swim.

>>212164529
I am pretty sure he's saying you're me lol
Mental how badly I mindraped him and so on

>>212164492
100 percenting san andreas atm

>>212164541
End.

>>212164560
no i was in my smelly bedroom

>>212164584
it smelt of girlsweat in there
good stuff

>>212164571
forgot darkies need education programs to not tell them to rape steal and shoot people

>>212164492
lies of p dlc

>>212164488
if youre referring to such a broad range of generations you can just call them people

Cleaning my bedroom today, Rorke will be in a freshly cleaned and lovely-smelling bedroom tonight

>>212164613
sounds gay

>>212164560
why is she performing in her underwear

>>212164635
cos shes fit

POO LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAH POO LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA POO HAHAHAHAH

probably the only good thread we’re going to have today before all the freak cunts like belgium and heathermong and all the moaning faced virgin mongs log on. and that one paki.

>>212164645
Cracking post

>>212164645
post of the day

>>212164539
So tell her to meet you at the afters then mate. No one is forcing you to meet her at his mum's house for a few rounds of FIFA before you all head to the meal or to amend your booking.

What I'm saying is you want to be meeting her sooner rather than later.

>>212164645
hahahah nahh that's mad

>>212164645
you just cant write it can you

POO LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAH POO LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA POO HAHAHAHAH POO WANKING LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA

a 40 year old decrepit incel ghoul in a packed sweaty room surrounded by normie shaggers half his age

lol he made an ironic post so now i'm going to reply to it ironically laughing and thereby joining in the irony kek this is such an epic /brit/ moment i might even add a bradley to really join in maybe the bigger boys will find it funny

>>212164677
Not a fan of this.

>>212164677
this the typa post egyptmong would reply "Bananas." to

>>212164677
utterly despicable post

>>212164696
haha clubbing is like this

slathering meself with diarhoea

>>212164697
poo rattled. Hate to see it

Last night we let the Guinness talk

What the hell is Hublot? And where from does the "cronem" term derive? Crone them? Are they old ladies?

>>212164647
too right, no spam, no pointless politics arguments, just good brip posting

>>212164696
know of a club in my city that has a reputation for an older clientele. And by older I mean like 25.

got a knockback from it back when I was 17, trying to get in without fake ID for a mate's birthday. Everyone else was already inside so I just got a taxi home lol. Then received several texts being like "mate why did you go home we would have come out and went elsewhere" but I was already deep into my mental illness by then

>>212164697
found the lad who's too autistic to get it

>>212164744
talk about ruining a song

>get drunk
>message girls on dating apps
>feel too scared to see what I said to them
>none of them have replied

>wake up
>still tired
>eyelids heavy, eyes feel dry
>want nothing more than to go back to sleep
Think I'm broken

>>212164748
he’s a deeply deranged gay autistic freak
don’t assume there’s any logic behind his behaviour

he was creating ai songs about the gherkin and interracial sex and trying to send them into london radio stations. not joking.

>>212164750
Most of thread has been pointless political arguments THOUGH

>>212164774
for me it's making a profile, matching, and then if they message me I delete the app

>>212164754
bruh why werent u invited ot pres

>>212164776
get a coffee down ya

Insane that privacy mongs insist you use duckduckgo even though it's completely and utter shite

how i be postin on /brit/ x

>>212164774
>>212164776
how do you make your text green?

>>212164754
utterly normal turn of events
why do you replay this in your head and post it here like it’s some kind of tragedy

>>212164777
>he was creating ai songs about the gherkin and interracial sex and trying to send them into london radio stations. not joking.

Mad, thanks for reminding me of that reggae hymn. Loling at the effort to put it on radio.

>>212164776
>want nothing more than to go back to sleep
>wake up
What do?

>>212164777
Mental how he's jealous of mousenonce lmfao

>>212164790
ktim
I had tinder for like 2 weeks and didn't use it then I swiped for a bit and matched with a girl and she messaged me the next day and I got scared and deleted the app. she looked quite nice as well I'm just pathetic

>>212164809
it's a paid feature

>>212164802
it's not very good. i use quant or bing

>>212164820
bizzare that cunts like you exist

>>212164809
You have to have enough karma points lad. Set up a proper email verification for your profile and you’ll probably have enough points

I see old slappers in clubs and bars all the time but not many older men unless the wife/girlfriend has dragged them along

Reminder that heathermong is literally always here and uses proxies to post because he's American (currently using an Irish VPN, previously Kosovo)

>>212164809
You have to have 4chan pass.

>>212164811
Evidently my behaviour was odd, which was my point. I wasn't saying it was a tragedy as much as I was pointing out my warped thinking at the time, feeling that I'd be letting everyone else down if they had to come out the club and go elsewhere. When in reality they would have been happy to as they were my friends.

<green text test

>>212164843
I didn't ask to be born

POOO AHHAHAHH POO HAHAHAH POO AHGAHHAHSHDHASDHAHAHS AFKLHS AFKAJSHBF AKSHJBF AHJKB

I want to make a portmanteau of Schizo and List. I'm thinking Schitzst but it doesn't read so well. any ideas?
ChatGPT said:

Got it — you're blending Schizo and List. The goal seems to be something evocative, possibly edgy or psychological in tone, maybe for a creative project, character, or app?

You're right — Schitzst is a bit clunky visually and phonetically. Here are a few smoother and more memorable portmanteau options:
Portmanteau Ideas

Schizlist
Straightforward, clean blend. Easy to say.
Feels like a list created by or for a schizoid/fragmented mind.

Schizlit
Sounds like “lit” (literature or slang for “awesome”), but also “list” adjacent.
Could work well if this is for writing, content, or something chaotic but fun.

Schist
A real word (a type of rock) but feels like “schizo + list” compressed.
Short, mysterious, edgy — though might be too abstract.

Schistly
Adds some uniqueness; could work as an adjective or brand.

Schizle
A playful take (think Snoop Dogg’s “-izzle” vibe). Not serious, but memorable.

Listzo
A friendlier, reversed approach. Keeps the energy but shifts the tone.

Schistlist
Double compound; still pronounceable and punchy.

Note on “Schizo”

"Schizo" is often seen as a derogatory slang term for schizophrenia or schizoid disorders. Depending on your audience and context, it may be received as offensive or stigmatizing. If you’re using it deliberately (e.g., satirical, psychological theme), that's fine — just worth being mindful of how it’s framed.

Would you like the tone to be serious, playful, clinical, artsy, or dark/comedic? I can narrow it further with that.

>>212164820
must be taking piss here. Just message back?? You do it all day on here, just do it on Tinder instead??

>>212164861
more proof you’re a good bloke than being a freak
i would have told my mates to enjoy the night and i was heading off

>>212164868
nahhhhhhh look at this nigga bro lmao

Heard catberg having a meltie outside get up to let him in and by the time I'm down there he's nowhere in sight

automatically assume anyone using duckduck go has multiple hard drives full of child porm

Sven GORAN Americansson

>the same Uber driver delivering the same meal I got yesterday
>want to go to sleep
>wake up

>>212164601
Done him

>>212164803
awhh cute x
this is me postin on /brit/

>>212164861
How?

when will 4chan start banning ai content
its so cringe

==POO SCREAMING==

>>212164877
but you’ve still presumably had 20 odd years to learn how to socialise and interact with the other 50% of humanity (females)

>>212164820
I dunno what to say to women. I don't know how to be interested in other people, it applies to men too.

something to do with how I was raised or neglected or some shit. At the end of the day I deserve to be alone and it's my fault for making profiles in the first place, wasting these birds' time. Not done it in years but at the time afterwards I really thought "what the actual fuck was I thinking making that account"

Last night we let the British talk edition

>>212164645
Screaming

POO SCREMGIGHNBDFKHJBKDFJ DFSPPOp poooo pooPOOO POO POO POO I LOVE POO AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH APOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212164924
why do you feel entitled to waste all our time with your drivel but you wont make girls suffer the same fate

pregnant nigger farts

Settle down spaki

i'm no communist by any means but however though i DO see good reason to line up and execute every single billionaire and probably most millionaires

>>212164886
too scared that it might all lead to having to get my tiny willard out in front of a girl

Lol got him

the absolute worst nightmare of my life was when i dreamt i was the bottom in an abusive gay relationship

>>212164977
literally my dream

>>212164956
same but not for some window dressing reason of the “proletariat” or “fairness”
they have lots of money and i want that money for myself. end of

Don't like the Yookay, me.
I like Great Britain.

>>212164977
um

In bed. Snoozing.

Had a dream I shit my pants last night

>>212164958
if youre at the point of getting it out, the size really doesnt matter anymore

>>212164905
not dissimilar to myself

>>212164601
i wasn't talking about crime. i was talking about sat scores. his image says that when whites and blacks have equivalent incomes, blacks still score worse on sats. maybe that's because schools in mainly black areas don't get as much funding as schools in mainly white areas. that's just one possible explanation.

>>212164983
can't even call you a faggot because you'll get a boner

>>212164918
janberg still on his fag break or what? get to loading yer daft .png

He sharted his pants in Walmart

>>212165001
kekhtim

POO FART POO PPOOOOOOOOOOO FART POO FARTPOO AGAAGAGAGAGAHAHAHA POO FART POO POO POO FART POO PO

got a big willard me
7 inches
I’m only 5’8 too so it looks bigger proportionally and surprises the woman cause she thought she was going to get a small willy

>>212164977
it's worse when you're loved and cherished by your bf and then you wake up in your smelly pit and remember you're a miserable gay virgin tbqh

right it's getting a bit bent in here get all this gay shit out your system and don't bring it to the new

>>212163401
same mate
really don't like it at all

you wouldn't want to smell my farts today

>>212165032
ok mate

>>212165024
it’s the london jeet!

>>212165026
Lazy bastard isn't he

>>212165056
>>212165056
>>212165056

WILLY POO POO WILLY GOT A BIG WILLARD ME 7 INCHES POO POO PAOOA SDHAHSDH ASDA MISERABLE GAY VIRGIN POO AHHAHAHAHAH

>early dogshit yank new
*spaffs*

>>212165080
scremjam

>>212165080
haha

>poo rattled
ROARING