british culture edition

>>212165032
7 inches is the 6'0 of willy sizes. obviously decent but rather silly to actually brag about it
t. same size

got a tight foreskin me and quite frankly if you don't have phimosis then you're not welcome on this website

Charli on at glasto tomorrow subedition
https://youtu.be/-8UCuKq5roY?t=423

my personality and physical stature would indicate I'm a bottom but I only ever fantasise about being the one ravaging a twink
wonder why

thoughts on Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?

Shitting, farting, pissing, cumming, sneezing, vomiting, coughing, hiccuping, sweating, blinking all in the same instant

gay subedish

just remembered I came in my sleep yesterday
no idea what I was dreaming about

Are you a manchild?

POOO GOT A TIGHT FORESKIN POO AHAHAHAHAH POO HAHAHA LOLOLOL PHIMOSIS LOL OAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH POOO WANKING POOOO

>>212165107
love her so much

just came a cobber

>>212165103
Women love it that size though
Have had multiple women tell me it's just the right size where they have to be careful not to get hurt but it's not painful the whole time, just while they're getting stretched out
Also still fits in their mouths for a nice proper blowy
Huge monster cocks are for fags

pupberg going absolutely mental with his toy
shaking it like a polaroid picture

hate cunts that can’t sit down
mums stomping about the fucking house

greggs lads

>>212165117
we are so unbeliveably blessed

>>212165107
>orange cabs
>theyre white with pink lights
What did she mean by this?

>>212165173
take a razor blade to her achilles tendons as she sleeps lad x

POO WILLY BUM SLAGS POO POO POO WILLY POO POO GAY WILLY POO LOLO OPOO POO POO

shake shake shake shake sh shake it

Put your height as 4’9 in dating sis apps NOW

>>212165117
that nigga dead

>>212165161
holy cope

>>212165195
alright mate you’re ripping it now

Great Britain edition.
No more Yookay posting.

>>212165161
i know all that lad i literally just said its a good size lol

Uh oh poopy incel stinky baby needs a diaper change :(

not gay in the slightest but HE IS SO FIT OH MY DAYSSSSSSSS

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POOOO LADS POO SLAGS POO

*cinematic intro*
*dramatic music*
>Ever since I was a kid, I always hated niggers

>>212165207
Having the perfect sized cock is something to brag about THOUGH especially if you're short and need to compensate

The 'Windrush Generation' describes people who emigrated to the UK from the Caribbean between the years spanning 1948 and 1971. In total approximately 500,000 people settled in the UK during this time as part of this cohort. Every 2nd or 3rd generation black person in the UK is descended from this group.

In the last calendar year, 950,000 people emigrated to the UK.

>>212165185
aren't you like an alcoholic who enjoys exposing himself in public
don't think you're on track for heaven matey

Well thread's gone to complete and utter shit once again. Who predicted that? Is there even one normal person left here or have they all fucked off because of the freaks?

going to the paki/indian corner shop where the 20something brown lad behind the counter never says a single word and just looks up from his iPhone playing some foreign sounding slop TV when you go to the checkout, anyone want anything?

>>212165232
screngling

>>212165234
you do have 5'7 typing cadence now that i think about it

>>212165161
For me? Nothing beats a little cheeky stimulation of my bellend with her cervix x

>>212165225
good thing i don’t live in spain italy or greece then innit
fuckin fear mongering

But the “Yookay” now has a wider implication too: to suggest with the new name that we are now a new country, an actual successor state to the old Great Britain, distinct from it as I have described. And indeed we are becoming it: the Wessex or Mercia to Roman Britain, the “island of strangers” in Starmer’s genius phrase, grottier, “scuzzier” as The Spectator put it the other day, with a different national character, and with lower national ambition.

>>212165213
Listen.

>>212165232

>>212165238
i woudlnt say im an alcoholic
and i dont expose myself in public
bizarre porjections

>>212165239
I'm just a normal lad and I'm still here. Find myself visiting less often though and filtering a lot

Where’s mousey?? :P

> 5'7 typing cadence

>>212165113
im the opposite. i look like a rapist but im actually a cock fiend

>>212165243
10 quid on the leccy meter please mate

>>212165268
i am neither of these people
i am not a chinese woman
and i am not a blonde bespectacled man (dark haired blue eyed atlantid master race)

where is the dating app for regular straight drug users? im not getting on a gay app for methheads. i just want a junky gf

4.8 inches is actually the perfect sized nobber

>>212165285
don't miss a beat do you junglezester
night or day you'll find the gay post like a hawk

>>212165103
Retarded post

I love alcoholic drinks, it must be said.

would be so mental if it turned out that actually that time in a k hole when i thought posting the word "bless" on 4chan's /brit/ thread was going to cause a chain reaction that saved the world was true

>>212165251
I'm 6'1 which is king of manlets but you're right im short in spirit
>>212165254
Yeah or when you manage to get it to slip over top to her A spot

how many of you lads have tickets for rapefest 2025?

>>212165319
Drank everyday this week so far

sir keir starmer

>poo rattled

fucking poo screaming

>>212165243
kek this perfectly describes my local one too
i try not to go in there too often as i don't like to give them money

Me?
6'5
10 inch cock
£2billion salary
Owner of 13 trillion properties
A billion wives
Six billion children
Size 6 shoes

>>212165308
omds

Watch out lad he's about to express his creativity

>>212165324
can't make it due to court because holes love to tattle all about their rapists don't they

>>212165319
was getting genuinely worried as it hadn't been said yet, but there you are saying it and so i am made restful once more.

>>212165349
theres no way you're this rattled just because some of us have slightly bigger willies than you

>>212165294
you will end up with an east asian woman or perhaps a south asian woman and you will be happy

>>212165367
Funny when women start going on about “my rapist” like it’s their husband or something

>slightly bigger

all in the golden afternoon
the golden
after
noon

>>212165380
Serious response to a clearly unserious post
Wonder what rattled you

Feeling kinda quirky. Feeling kinda fruity. Feeling kinda ZESTY. I’ll meet you in Soho at 4 am. We do like going out late don’t we babes xxx

feeling through granuled

I got some tickets for rape fest T! I’m telling you! This shits gonna make us a killing!

>British man charged over 'wedding' with child, 9, at Disneyland Paris

racist timmies marrying yellow and brown women and listening to their mental gymnastics to justify their choice

>>212165412

>>212165397
in the female mind being raped is the most sacred and intimate act a man can do

got the kinks on

any /cp/ man in

Told you he was here

He’s pretending to be black again

>>212165360
So try again.

>>212165426
don't believe you
what song then

>>212165406
dunelm

>>212165414
saw this story earlier
yes, it was a brown man

>>212165423
right, thats a bit far lad. I've stopped laughing now

>>212165407
>4am

Sir Racist Timmy

>>212165423
It’s the most erotic thing possible to a female narcissist, as it demonstrates that a man was so overwhelmed by his passions and her beauty that he was willing to risk years in prison or whatever

Black pussy sound like squidward walkin

last we let the Pakis talk

focused on caucasian hymen

doing a assisted dying brb

mad that i have 1 life and ive pissed it up the wall

mad that for thousands of years people have been warning against being a drunkard and i became one anyway

mad that if youre an ugly white man with a 5 inch cock your existence is doomed from the start

He's extremely rattled by the 7" cock comments lmfao
Look he's got all his boring spam ready to go
Guess it's a good time to leave unless you enjoy that sort of thing

Ah yes this person definitely isn't an incel
>>212165476

>>212165482
>They cancelled my inperson because they deemed it'd be far too much of a trauma for me to attend which was to be expected

Why do you get trauma from talking to a stranger face to face?

>>212165407
ooooo

>>212165482
they're 'in the zone'

>>212165490
shut up diego

>>212165490
5 inch cocks are actually peng though 10/10 suckability

What do you think heathermong looks like?

>>212165492
You do realise that we consider yanks just as undesirable as him, don't you

>>212165495
Not an incel, but YWNBAW

little timmy 5 inchers lmao

>>212165495
He's got Canadian proxies too if that wasn't already obvious

or so ive heard aha

Right, thats me off then. This thread is getting rapey and homosecual

i seem to have clicked on r/smalldickproblems instead of www./brit/.com

>mad that i have 1 life and ive pissed it up the wall

>>212165448
waterloo sunset

>>212165490
>mad that if youre an ugly white man with a 5 inch cock
kurt team

>5 inches

>>212165544
I’m not Adam

/brit/ being full of literal dicklets would 100% explain its history of demented bbc spam

he's zoning in on blonde katy porcelain
>"ugly hairy big nosed brown girls are for timmy"

>>212165482
>>212165517
>>212165533
>>212165543
how does it feel knowing you got the wrong type of autism and you're stuck like this forever?
one slightly different turn in your development and you might have become one of the successful autists who's good with computers or maths but you get this shit instead lol

>>212165543
only if I round up

>>212165565
what if it was the chinks

damn
global south is filthy

>>212165117
>>212165185
Jesus was probably some random guy who managed to get a bunch of followers. Like L Ron Hubbard, the creator of Scientology, also managed to get a bunch of followers.

Just because they got followers, that doesn't mean either of them was divine.

>>212165568
Tel aviv

>>212165563
mffffghhh yesss

>>212165583
Timmy going here to find a wife omds

>>212165563
>want to get a fast food combo
>have to get a drink
I hate this shit so much, I dont want to drink sugar syrup, just give me the FUCKING BURGER AND CHIPS YOU DONKEY

>>212165577
>how does it feel knowing you got the wrong type of autism and you're stuck like this forever?
Right back at you Al

bukowski had a 5 incher and he had sex with hundreds of fat disgusting pigs

chinks love they egg fried pangolin

>>212165577
some selected heathermong posts for you

gets trauma from talking face to face with strangers
>>212005783

got mugged by blacks, similar traumatic origin story as the peeker
>>211897973

admits to hiding in the toilets at school, due to being bullied
>>211891039

Alright gonna shower with my big cock

Reminder he is like this cuz he got raped by his black uncle as a child lol

Ciao!

Timmy boasting that his Asiatic wife is 'trad and racist' LMAO

>>212165602
how so?

>>212165563
wogmeal

>>212165606
the pictured coke zero has literally no sugar

>>212165606
just get sprite or something

>>212165225
wtf 47c. i didn't realize europe was so hot. rip to all the elderly this summer

pepsi max mogs every fizzy drink it's not even close
even the full sugar stuff

love when burgers come to this general and get flustered by the shitposting

>>212165652
For me? Sparkling water

>>212165643
Dont care, The only drink I want when i'm eating is a water and if i'm going out for food I WANT FOOD. Not some disgusting american dna altering turtle choking fizzy drink FUCK

>>212165577
really didnt expect this post to resonate so much when i first half arsedly tapped it out kek

Timmy's brekkie courtesy of his wife

sorry to interrupt the thread conversation but this is me lol hi

>>212165664

heading down to my local fearmongers for the freshest cuts of fear in town

>>212165672
Irish lads salivating and speaking rapidly in Gaelic at this image

>>212165692
samefagging yourself

A Government Insider On Why Immigration Got Out Of Control | Dominic Cummings: What Can Be Done?

why yes the combo is cheaper than the individual items but you HAVE to get a drink and we WONT deduct the price if you refuse it, IN FACT we will act like we cant fathom someone not wanting sweet soda pop!
FUCKING SICK OF IT. HAD ENOUGH

>>212165672
>>212165692
heathersubhumanpaedo samefag

>>212165652
I went a year without drinking fizzy drinks and now Pepsi max tastes awful

>>212165692
this is what your life will be like when you're 30
this is what your life will be like when you're 50
this is what your life will be like when you die
its not too late to make a change

>>212165677
turtelberg

In a thousand fight encounters, the black guy would win every time even with one arm tied behind his back

>>212165722
Is he not already >30

>>212165702
calm down mate just get fush and chups instead x

>one in, one out migrant plan with France
What the fuck does this even mean? One in, one out means the number of migrants stays the exact same.

>>212165722
>this is what your life will be like when you're 30
am 30
>this is what your life will be like when you're 50
dont know do I
>this is what your life will be like when you die
no I will be dead
>its not too late to make a change
not need to, stop projecting your discontentment on me

https://youtu.be/ZdVHZwI8pcA
nz's greatest cultural output

>>212165752
wasnt talking to you x
very very insecure post this xx

>>212165652
Good pov.

if anyones bricked up a bulge pic would drive me crazy rn

The cronem crossing the channel on inflatable bananas

i’m off. cunt will be here all day. can’t wait till he suicides. ruins the fucking thing. managed to get a normal thread for an hour at 11 in the morning. tragic.

fast food schizo is here again

rorke riding the banana boat to hyperborea

Listen to the Irish diaspora who essentially rule England

>>212165747
h-how did you know. Stop watching me

>>212165798
look behind you

now i really want some hot chips but its 10pm no hot chip shop is going to be open
reckon you could make good money doing an overnight chip shop for drunks and tubby bastards such as myself
beat back the ethnics and their kebabslop

>>212165798
Russian?

I'm a very white English chap, but I love rap music. I'm a big fan of groups like Da Lench Mob, and NWA.
I feel I should get into London rap music. Is grime still a thing, or is it just drill now? Where should I get started listening to drill?

>>212165794
His brain iron levels must be off the chart

:-]

>>212165811
Quintessential Irish post
Irish people love rap music and being around blacks in general

>hot chip shop

>>212165713

>>212165831
is it true you embed child porn in these images?
what the fuck is wrong with you?

get the fluttershys posted

>>212165831
So.

lads
It's 2035
your trans tradwife wants a baby
DO you give it to her?

sticky 30-degree heat katies spreading their cheeks for vicious cronem vexidem

>>212165806
Take me watch, take me shoes, Christ sakes even take me dog, but don’t harm the children…

>>212165853
bro I can't I've been banned like 3 times for posting them and I can't evade

>>212165735
Yeah?

>>212165794

ziedy is melaninated i saw him on discord
he looks mixed

why are we becoming such SOFT CUNTS

>>212165677
helloooooooo

>>212165899
All forwarded and championed the negro cause

I wish I could meet a pict lad

>>212165862
Does xey use xheir rectum as a womb or what?

>>212165798
That fish will be nice when it's cooked

>>212165852
why would you say such a thing

>>212165902
*raises paw towards /brit/ posts about self-harm and suicide*

Mental how this is all a result of him seeing his mum bent over by some big Irish lads slamming big gaelic cocks into her battered fanny

O'Driscoll trying to impress Keisha as if she's human

Imagine explaining this kind of music to HM Charles III.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHLGZpshVs
Do you think he'd be a fan?

>>212165862
>help same sex couples conceive
lmao what fantasy are they on

>>212165939
nah he's just a freak with 5 different mental illnesses who was relentlessly bullied in school and now lives off benefits with his also benefits scrounging mother (all his own words)

Irish people regard blacks not just as human beings, but as equals

Thread is getting a bit serious now lads. Why do you guys keep posting articles, bit boring if I’m being honest. More wank and poo posts please.

Cheers,
CLIVE FROM DERBY

Danny Rate My Takeaway
is Having a

Lovely
Holiday

In Spain !!

>>212165939
>>212165961
literally what are you going on about
every time i come here some new psychopath has arrived

>>212165973
give it a rest 190

>>212165966
Yeah.

>>212165902
Probably because you can get attention, benefits, special accommodations at uni, etc by claiming to be mentally ill.

I’ve also noticed an interesting phenomenon where some people, women especially, seem to embrace their diagnosed minor mental illness like ADHD as a major pillar of their identity, start participating in “The ADHD Community,” talk about “people with ADHD tend to do things like this :)” instead of trying to cope with their pathologies, and so on. Seems like it has become a stand-in for other more historically normal forms of identity like race or religion, now that those forms have become taboo for non-chuds.

>>212165972
does this fat cunt ever stop?

Your entire purpose in life is to please women

>>212165326
Drank almost every evening pretty much five years now
gfberg is moving in with me next month which should help me cut down

>>212165972
just realised this guy and the bosh bloke aren't the same guy wtf

>>212165972
Rodney you plonker

>>212165992
Haha imagine writing all this out on /brit//
Absolute wanker

Jamal wiping off the remnants of Katy's hymen from his tumecent BBC and flushing it down the toilet

>>212165995
"sure"
>>212165994
god is not a woman!

>>212165972
Unc's shit himself again

got no friends

>>212165992
Another dogshit take from the resident fucktard

tenant started sending me ai edited emails
wtf

>>212165993
He's lost weight in recent months (doesn't look it but he really has)
He has another controversy now where he orders loads of food then just bins 90% of it

so many uncs on rn

>>212166010
How do you feel about that whole thing about God having no gender

>>212165992
adhd is not a 'minor mental illness'. it's a wholly fictional disease

>>212165995
Yh but how much? I've been drinking a mix of pints, rum and cokes, cocktails, all sorts.

>>212166048
god is not a physical being and gender is something physical beings (usually have) so obviously he has no gender

Did I stutter?

>>212166049
true

>>212166057
so he's a tranny

>>212166049
Simply untrue

new york psychiatry has to keep pushing invented mental illnesses to keep making money off gullible fools

Diego with his latest God besmirching

This other leaf (heathermong on a proxy) is making me look bad

>>212166057
>god is not a physical being
Umm, Jesus? Hello? Are you Jewish?

>>212166066
hs?
>>212166087
?

>>212165961
Na it's actually from seeing his mum get shagged by some Irish lads. He said it the other day. He admitted his mum was "obsessed" with Irish men and he has to hear her getting rid rotten most days of the week (because he hasn't moved out). He even said he walked in on it more than once.

/brit/ sorting it all out now are they? Stick to the wanking lads, you’re out of your depth

>>212165992
contrary to the other freaks responses, this is a very good take

>>212166070
wrong and clueless

>>212166057
Yeah but what about the whole thing where he's called father

>>212166088
Kikestan.

>>212166051
Just a couple of beers or a glass of wine or two. Not pounding voddy. Always up for work in the morning.

God is transcendental and - according to homealoneeveryfridaynight - that's not the only trans.

>>212166085
They can't stop now. Too much money is in play. And we know how much that means to kikes.
They keep pushing the fabricated mental illnesses and navel-gazing goyim keep lapping it up.

>>212166057
Jesus is God and Jesus is male, therefore God is male. For someone that claims to be a turbo-Christian, you really do know nothing about the religion.

homealoneeveryfridaynight is spreading monophysite heresy :/

Refute?

/brit/? they best rename that to SHIT

Looking forward to diego's Muslim arc

God is an adhd Indian women from Leeds and you will all be punished

hello I'm very sorry to inform you that you have ADHD. Yes this lifelong conditon means you will now need to take amphetamines every day and you will receive several hundred pounds a month from the government, for free. Support is available to help you through this difficult time.

>>212166104
you are creating a misunderstanding between a gap in language and whether that language reflects reality or not
>>212166132
the humanness i.e. genderedness of jesus was not god that was his human side as clearly stated at the council of chalcedon

>>212166137
Safe.

>will receive several hundred pounds a month from the government, for free
Doesn't happen thoughbeit

>>212166141
lmao

>>212166141
in a nutshell

>>212166119
Honestly don't see the point in this. Drinking is enjoyable because you can get a bit sloshed.

Diego sailing dangerously close to stating that the Bible is not to be taken literally.
Does he want to go down that path?

stronk women of colour are stronk and brave

Dope.

>>212166191
hs?

my favourite part of nights out is the freedom to piss down an alley without it being weird
love pissing in public

>>212166187
Takes the edge off, relaxes me, don't get pissed unless it's weekend. I also like the taste.

>Starmer climbs down on disability benefits cuts after rebellion by Labour MPs

mmhmm das rite

>>212166161
>you are creating a misunderstanding between a gap in language and whether that language reflects reality or not
No I'm not? The Bible consistently uses male pronouns to talk about God, and it talks about God appearing as a man, and it talks about his incarnate "son" being a man, and it consistently refers to him as "father", and all of this continues in every major non-biblical Christian tradition
So where do you get your odd idea that he "obviously has no gender"?

How to use it?

Riders on the Storm
There's a pooing in the brewing

>>212166201
You claimed a "gap in language" but we are using the language as stated in in the Bible.
Being honest you directly said The Bible is not to be taken literally by saying this so God will judge you Diego. Not me as I don't believe in him but you'll be judged.

>>212166205
I like doing so even in the daytime
Love it when my piss completely floods an area and runs down the street

>>212166161
>council of chalcedon
You need to read this again if you think it declared God genderless you fucking jewish goblin

Wanking to god

*waits for diego to predictably focus in on a single part of a post that exposes his lack of understanding whilst ignoring the argument*

need that poom poom

ah yes another dogshit heathermong thread

>>212166229
No see you're meant to not take it literally but it is literal otherwise the entire book is rubbished as the fiction it is and err.... when's the new???

You think Jesus ever wanked? Imagine his semen hitting the Palestine sand… biblical

>US to send trillion-dollar aid package to Israel, AP reports

>>212166241
He's a "protestant", whose knowledge is 90% Catholic dogma being misinterpreted by his tiny wee brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgbcQIT7BMc&ab_channel=GY-TV
Mental how boomers just got to have fun carefree
Imagine the outcry if a children's TV show filmed a bootleg like this today

Chebs bums tums and armpits

>>212166229
there are 3 different types of pronouns one can use to refer to a person
male
female
neither/other
none of those are apposite to god
but they had to choose a single one
and the one they chose was male, it does not mean god is a man - which is an absurd thing to even think about to begin with. p.s. angels dont have gender either.
>>212166241
err what are you talking about? the bible often admits of the impossibility to even come close to talking accurately about god. we as humans (and our human language) literally cannot adequately comprehend god
>>212166250
god was known to be genderless since ever no council was needed for that i referend chacledon to help the anon understand the 2 natures in one person and why it is appropriate to refer to the human nature of christ as gendered male, but not the divine nature
hope that helps.

The mystery Glastonbury singer being Lorde is like opening up a PS5 Pro box and it's got a Switch 2 in it

>>212166302
this is what life is about

What's it like being Protestant?
Seems nice x

might have a wnak

/brit/ is especially yucky today

>it does not mean god is a man - which is an absurd thing to even think about to begin with

>>212166299
They didn't "film a bootleg" though did they mongo

>>212166337
just like your mum then

technically, god is trans

>>212166254
>>212166311
Like clockwork

>>212166370
how did i ignore the "argument"?

>>212166384
thats it lad, defend your honour. Its all on the line now

>>212166311
>it does not mean god is a man - which is an absurd thing to even think about to begin with
jesus was a man, jesus is god

Ah yes, the ancients were simply "forced" by grammaf to call God father... and also to portray every physical manifestation of him as male... ah yes...

>>212166311
You will be spending eternity in Hell for this heresy, Diego. You're worse than an American evangelical in terms of your understanding of Christ.

>>212166400
already addressed this
it is not my fault you are unable to read my posts

*the 4chan live audience cheers*

>Heat health alerts have come into force across most of England as the country braces for a second summer heatwave.

>>212166412
cba scrolling up

diego conveniently ignoring how god is called the father lol

>>212166408
where have i said anything heretical?
>>212166426
where?
>>212166423
mkost intelligent atheist

>grammaf

>>212166434
not an atheist

I don't even think about this place when I'm banned
might post the ponies a bit later when jan wake up

Heard they're banning the porn

>>212166454
Good.

Diego rubbishes people saying God is like a gas but then rattles on about how he isn't human then starts saying vile things like he's a tranny

>>212166412
No you didn't. Just quoted a council that you don't even understand and then when challenged you immediately backtracked and claimed that the council wasn't supposed to prove what you claimed it proved and was actually just some metaphorical rhetorical device used purely for the sake of argument. You declared that it proved God was genderless. Quote it. Quote the bit where God is declared genderless.

>>212163323
>>212163323

>>212166479
>>212166479

>>212166470
wut wher ehave i said god is like a gas
>>212166448
"sure"
>>212166471
lmao what are you talking about what did i not understand? wut you think the council didn't prove the dual nature's in the incarnation of jesus... wahtever you say bro lmao

>>212166492
why do you think im an atheist

>>212166501
>>212166501
>>212166501

>>212165349
Me?
5'12
6.9x5.2"
£56k salary
own a £2000 car
>tfw
one plant pot (i gave it up for adoption)
size 9