We were so close bros >:(

>>212166004 (OP)
Would only agree to it if Swedish became the official language.

>>212166004 (OP)
Fuck norgers

>>212166047
I don't see the point without all the national languages becoming co official

>>212166116
You'd get it if you ever had to listen to danish and norwegian. Swedish is the middle ground. Not too silly sounding and not repulsive potato speak.

>>212166004 (OP)
trøndelag would probably be the highest pro county.
>>212166047
no its to veird, whats the deal with icke och macka? where is the c an h in them? this isnt english, we dont use lettere unless we pronounce them. ikke og makka, so much simpler.

>>212166169
Don't you guys go to Norway for work because it's so much richer?

>>212166169
dude norwegian is the middle ground

>>212166058
:0(

>>212166058
you want to be us so bad

>>212166004 (OP)
>biggest shithole of the group is the most against
lol

>>212166232
>ends every sentence on a high note making you all sound like flaming fairies
Eh nah

Should have registered everyone that voted for and booted them off to Greenland, bunch of traitors

>>212166004 (OP)
>all the irrelevent flyover country regions is against anything that will make the nations greater
As usual

>>212166004 (OP)
Did you come from the future?

>>212168288
this is interesting because from our perspective Swedish sounds very cute and feminine.

>>212168254
>norway
>worse than swedistan and kebabmark
lmao

>>212166004 (OP)
what would respectable countries like danemark and norway would gain from being united with a shithole like sweden

>>212169662
norway is a rural backwater compared to sweden and denmark
their whole economy is based on drilling oil, like kuwait or uae LOL

>>212169684
Better country than France, Pierre

>>212170117
no

Should you succeed, what comes next? Harass the Finn's?

>>212166004 (OP)
>swedes ruined their country with immigrants so now they want to ruin two more
wow that's so heckin based

>>212170428
*(((swedes)))

>>212166213
It's from German, we were big germaboos back in the day

>>212169732
and your economy is based on Germany
name one Polish company that anyone actually cares about

>>212170428
sweden is in ruins? i have to call my parents and warm them

>>212171743
That's heartwarning

>>212172374
LOL

>>212172374
even little mistakes can work out beautifully in the end

>>212166058
Fuck you, absolute danish cuckold

>>212166004 (OP)
I would IRA car bomb stockholm and copenhagen if this happened. I feel absolutely zero loyalty and affiliation towards you, I only feel loyal towards norway

>>212166004 (OP)
Lmao the region looks like a cock and balls.

>>212168288
again thats swedes. also what dialect where you refering to? its commonly laughed about how swedish sound just like you said so you statements makes no sense. if we where to say svensk we stop right there, if you where to say it you say svenska and that last -a, thats where you make every word end with that gay high note -a.

>>212166004 (OP)
>only gentrified urban cucks voting yes
>all other regions with unique culture voting no
huh

>>212172899
your country looks like a bong, hence britbong. Atleast have the decemy to come from a non-comically shaped country yourself if youre going to mock

>>212172962
yes?

>>212169732
funny how rural norway is better than rural sweden and finland then and there isnt a drop of oil money in such places?

>>212172962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkWIfrww8v4

>>212172899
so we all know the north is the ejaculation, but what is denmark supposed to depict?

>>212172906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkWIfrww8v4

>>212173022
our balls thats cut off

>>212173022
a turd floating in the sea

>>212172991
voting for aka yes we want to unify

>>212166004 (OP)
I would support it if all colonizers were sent home first and it's more like a scandi version of the EU where the countries have their own domestic independece but united foreign policies. And nuclear weapons of course. And nuclear powerplants all along the scanian coast facing Denmark for their part in closing down our nuclear plant and then going bitching to the EU to get our cheap electricity anyway fucking up our prices. Fucking danes.

>>212173060
what a terrible impression of norwegian, sounds like a swede...
https://youtu.be/62Xgnx0oy-Q?si=0Shx4QVlbsyB3QMy
https://youtu.be/mbhMx6Aa_X0?si=dVxhcCbkjq1NBOL2
https://youtu.be/TVjbIcuS4uI?si=6Dm4nG_FrrO2cHxU
good luck finding one defining trait among thoose.

>>212171332
nobody was talking about finland pekka

>>212169732
so true so true
when europe finally moves away from fossile fuels norway will return to being a fishing village that needs international aid after land slides

>>212173498
your daily reminder, oil didnt really become a thing until 1970 ish.

>>212173600
nice map of pre-third industrial revolution europe where a country could be considered rich from selling salmon

>>212173155
yes? Rural voters would oppose any kind of federation of any kind

>>212173600
>Poor people point
>In age of limited information of any data before modern economics

>>212166004 (OP)
just give it time, in a few years when the whole world is in turmoil we will rise again

>>212173675
and it is rich from selling salmon, herring, cod and fish in general. it means you can live in a bumfuck nowhere fish village and actually get rich doing so. when was this a bad thing? envy much? you price your abba and other concerved herring highly as a local product, its actually norwegian caught and processed, only the can is swedish. i can name the processing plant if you want, its the same that does 1/4 of all herring sold in poland. they seem to love that cheap fish idk why?
its grøntvedt. nuke that and you starve europe, nuke ikea and men acoss the world praise it for they now dont have to buildt stupid furniture.

Norgays sound like sissys and thats a fact

>>212175717
i dont think thats true at all

why are you argueing about languages
its all the same, plus so many dialects you cant even understand the ppl in the next village sometimes

The eternal norgay

>>212175717
southern ones does, just like your skåne dialect. swedish dialects except coastal ones are so close to ours is just mutual but with the swedish gayness added to it.
cashier at the local store is from funasdalen, close to me,
>vill du inte ha litte mere mjølk?
this has to be said in a soft manner. the norwegian equal
>vil itj du hå litt mer melk?
( dont you want some more milk)
is stated out hard and precise.
and the really funny thing is these are suprisingly equal in daily life speach.

>>212166058
keeeeeeek

>>212175717
as a neutral observer from the sidelines i must declare that norwegian sounds better even though their syntax is weird and it reads like old english

>>212166004 (OP)
What the fuck

>>212179482
>reads like old english
probably because old english is norse. give me finn vs norwegiam syntaxes, im just curious.

>>212173022
Finland = Balls
Norway = Foreskin
Sweden = Dick
Denmark = Cumshot

>>212175717
Oslovians do, yes

>>212166058
R A R E
A
R
E

>>212181639
>mutt doesn't know what foreskin looks like

>>212166047
The Scandinavian "languages" (dialects) could easily be standardised as one single language

Why on earth would the norwogs share their oilgibs

Like asking Saudis to merge with Yemen

>>212182572
More like Saudi and Somalia

>>212179482
Only northern norwegian sounds good. Because it sounds the most like swedish

>>212182690

>>212182690
is this true chat?

>>212183085
No

>>212183085
>>212183107
Or, northern norwegian and northern swedish are more similar than the southern dialects.
To my ear.

>>212183153
alvdalian exist
https://www.tv2.no/video/nyheter/forstar-du-hva-disse-svenskene-sier/20204841

>>212166047
The official language should be English

>>212183153
Anyone south of Uppsala is not speaking Swedish I lament

>>212186192
>byhomser

>>212186548
Jag är från Hälsingland

>>212166004 (OP)
>>212166047
Solution;
Sweden gains Oshlomabad
Norway gains Lim(Fjord™) & lands north of it.
Denmark gets Skåne back.
Expansionpacks;
Denmark can trade back Limfjord for the Færø Islands.
Norway can trade back Oslo for the extended Trondheim Forests.
Fuck sweden,- Denmark takes the Åland Islands and integrates Estland in trade for granting Greenland autonomy.