red triangle slug edition

This is the PM of Sverige/Ruotsi

Say something nice about him and his fat goblin wife

once again the BBC are filming Glastonbury in 4K HDR, but will only upload blurry 1080p SDR clips to youtube

any good games in the steam sale?

>>212169407 (OP)
i gobble up the slugs

Come on lads, keep that heart rate up! You're doing great!

rabbi yeshua the dead jewish zombie god of our spiritual enemies

>>212169444
state of that, and a downy daughter to boot

>>212169453
yeah

eye sure hope this thread is a fun one!

>>212169477
which ones?

Feel sorry for young people now
Growing up in the 2000s with porn easily available online was based
Is there any chance the censorship will ever be relaxed?

>>212169483
don't like this image

watching a crossdressing furry get stung by nonce hunters atm

>>212169407 (OP)

>>212169453
3 crash bandicoots for 3 pound 50

>>212169500
only hylics watch porn
been almost exclusively an imagination wanker me

2000s America is extremely nostalgic to me for some reason
Moreso than 2000s Britain

>>212169483
hows this possible? has to be 1 in a billion?

>>212169415
no i have fulfilled your criteria but it is clear you are too retarded and illiterate to realise the difference between old testament "father" metaphor terminology and new testament "son" literal terminology,

Jesus wankt - John 11:35

you killed our white race jewsus

>>212169524
good thing about imagination wankeroos is that literally anything is legal in your mind

>>212169483
Is this real

>>212169500
only the most mainstream sites give a fuck, if you're even slightly savvy on the internet you'll do just fine

>>212169527
cause you’re a terminally online yankbrained runt with no mates

>>212169444
fuck this midget demon

>>212169315
Getting real virgin vibes from this

>>212169537
>no i have fulfilled your criteria
nope, "son" is not a description of male physigonomy

i only ever wank to the constantly moving abstract shapes in the clouds

>>212169527
america is superior; the rome to our greece

I will not be deterred from my vengeance.

>>212169551
ummers

>>212169551
not for long with all this elon musk microchip craic

>>212169561
t-thats not true, i have mates on runescape!
*bursts into tears and runs away*

the greece to my phoenicia

no eaten or smoked. not had any drugs which is odd because im addicted and its been over 24 hours since i last had a small dose. not done a poo either which is also weird 24 hours since an opiate dose. wanked to completion twice though. very unusual day so far. might go for a maccies.

>>212169584
rather fitting that you lot are the poofs LOOOOL

>>212169500
bugman

>>212169475
>>212169565
Your reading comprehension sucks. You were supposed to say nice things, like my dear mother always said before she hung herself.

>>212169574
how can you be a literal son without male physigonomy

>>212169551
not for much longer

can't be arsed with reggae

Can someone recommend a good game in the steam sale? I like management a lot. Bored as fuck want a new game to sink my teeth into.

Might just do cities skylines with cream api again.

australia with another zinger

>>212169637
ck3

>>212169637
what does cream api do?

/brit/ is not a shagger's general. All the top shaggers left 10 years ago when Nigel Farage posting was rife and they didn't want to see virginous UKIP-posting. /brit/ is a general full of mentally deranged freaks and miserable faggots

>>212169637
crash bandicoot

>>212169648
40s
unemployed
never had sex

>>212169619
wee bit offensive that

>>212169665
*shags your arse*

cronem management simulator 2 out soon

if that kid was crying yesterday because of me, then I need an adult to come to me so that I can give that person a little guide to give to the kid. a secret strat
it is probably only right to do that anyways, as what I have been getting by apparently making the kid cry includes the methods I discovered from other people there (maybe)

>>212169665
yh, the final nail in the coffin was when 190 left, he did his best to keep this place shagger-owned but it was too much even for him :/

>>212169619
all the lgbt shite comes from america tho

>>212169637
Timberborn

>>212169714
stay away from children toby. ok?

CHANGE MY PITCH UP
SMACK MY BITCH UP

I'm gay and my body count is 20+

will be switching teams off-cooldown anyways

going for a haircut later where the lovely small blonde girl with big chebs shaves my hair and asks me about my day

>>212169764
1. no you're not you['re an incel
2. that's immoral
3. that's so low for a gayboi anyway lmao

>>212169764
there are straight blokes that have shagged more men than that you virgin

genuine question:
every person I've met in uni who studied "American Studies" in the UK has been a stereotypical discord autist. Is this a known phenomenon? Why is this?

this is the greatest meme ever made

>>212169764
I’m gay and I’ve only been with 4 guys. Too scared of HIV and mpox to become a turboslag

>>212169777
>small
no chebs in your face then, shame that

diego's stigmata making him type like a retard

>>212169791
american politics is for chuds and trannies that think consuming propoganda on reddit or 4chan makes them an expert

>>212169814
LOL

>>212169777
>big chebs
oxymoron

>>212169778
You're like 40 and a virgin shut the fuck up lmfao
>>212169789
Youre a disabled man who plays characters on /brit/ 24/7 shut the fuck up lmfao

>>212169791
they're probably freakazoids who don't fit in with their own people so they look elsewhere
much like the yanks insist on posting here, funnily enough

>>212169764
I'm straight and my bodycount is 2
women I've failed to get erections with is 4

>>212169812
>what is a chair

OK brb I have to go outside again
if you find the crying kid about Pokemon Go in real life then do whatever and ask me about the strat for him where he can get his daily 50 Pokecoins (his current is 20, not even 25)
>>212169764
yeah they do that!

>>212169627
how can you be a man without male physigonomy?
*looks at your hairless 5'3 body and bulgeless cords*
nevermind

>>212169832
meltie

>>212169791
british people that have a fascination with america are usually autistic yeah. it’s never american literature or art they like it’s video games and brightly coloured drinks and las vegas lights and superbowl half time etc that they like

Those Australians. Funny blokes. Crack me up.

fit

>>212169849

>>212169524
Nah porn is faustian, virile and kino

gf is making pork loin and potato salad for our tea today :3

>>212169832
projec ton
>>212169849
project on
also my cock is actually solid the one area of my looks i wasnt short changed in
people used to watch me wanking in my online room hosting days

everywhere i go i think of him...

>>212169791
BBC news is obsessed with america, american stories are the first item of news practically every day
anyone who wants more america after that is mental

and if it is at the other area making people upset, dont quit the game I am switching teams soon anyway
I just mean in that place where everyone ganged up on me in Pokemon Go and then all gave up the very next day. hopefully there arent less players (in this area) because of me...

>>212169882
sounds fuckin orrible

>>212169873
love aussies me

>>212169880
Porn is Hebraic filth

hate when you trim your nails and can't reach all the good booger crevices
i ought to keep one of them long just for that purpose, like a coke nail

>>212169451
rip the sets yourself like i'll be doing using get iplayer
https://github.com/get-iplayer/get_iplayer

>>212169908
It’s lovely x

you're walking on hot coals now you fuck

this is a bird pokemon area now...

>>212169917
Wrong
Tasteful European porn is White

>>212169927
My nails are never long because I bite them all the time

listening to the Prodigy and eating a scotch egg

>>212169961
cant fucking stand weirdo cunts who do this

@grok
is porn aryan?

>>212169927
But when you pick your nose with a nail that’s too long and you scratch so deep inside it feels like you’re touching your brain and the membrane is so thin you immediately get a nose bleed

this Is
Gary Eats protege
and Yes. Behind Her is
Thom Yorke

of
Radio
Head

Scatterbrain !!

>>212169961
u eat your bogies too? shit your pants?
talk about arrested development

she would get it

>>212169972
same
ever see those runts with zero nails all wasted away cause they’re little freak mongs that bite it all the time. fucking sickening.

>ai slop
as if the internet isn’t 99.9% slop anyway

>>212169976
aye it's a balancing act
there's real nuance to booger eating, glad im not the only one that gets it x

>>212169975
Depends who makes it and what the theme is

Interracial directed by a Jew, or two attractive blonde Europeans having normal sex?

>>212169636
WE GOT REGGAE

did I post those pictures of the surgery on a grape (my finger)?

>>212169989
would like to see her review a leaking 12inch bbc she attempts to swallow

>>212169999
the same sort of freak that has that constant white saliva shit on the corners of their mouths lol

>>212169989
i'll dress like your niece
And wash your swollen feet

>>212170043
fuck off tranny

>>212170052
don't understand why lasses go out all in variations of the same outfit like that

>>212170080
borg-like species
all women are like normie men

mind if i play some Binding of Isaac?

you do switch out buddy Pokemon to pet/feed them and do 3x battles, in two weeks, at one hour per day, you can have however many Pokemon you did that for at ~ level 3 friendship/buddy level. then it makes it shorter (and you get more gifts) for needing those Pokemon to be following you to level 5 friendship for the CP bonus at gyms, which gets you more coins

>>212169989
Thom Yorke at fucking Pizza Express lmao

>>212169996
right up the bum

>>212170113
would rather you didn't

>>212170113
Only if it's the dire original release. NOT Rebirth onwards
You asked

>>212170118

3x battles against the training/practise (leaders)

>>212169791
I've never known someone who did American Studies at uni, I guess it's a niche subject.

>>212169838
A bit like Aussies who post here then

>>212170120
do you think people suddenly stop liking 'za the minute they become wealthy

Femdom. The Aryan man’s fetish.

might get a massage at one of those cheeky thai places

faye webster sex

>>212170173
He can afford better pizza, shut-in frogposter. With this being on Abbey Road he can find about 50 better places to eat within 10 minutes drive.

>>212169968
Snooker loopy, nuts are we

>>212170120
lol what a creep, a weirdo. what the fucks he doing there aha he doesnt belong there

OK people didnt quit the game at that main gym (for this town) :)
I can shut up about Pokemon now

>>212170198
aye, they give good tugs

>>212170170
don't be daft
aussies don't have a home thread, yanks have fucking two, they go out of their way to be here
and no the freakazoid /balt/ thread doesnt count kek

Mental how my big brother is pregnant with this girl but both of them work all the time so what even is the point of having a kid? Both of them had a dog for two months before dumping it off at my parent's.

diego going off-name because he's afraid his jokes will fall flat:
>>212170220

>>212170204
yeah absolutely loads of high end pizza places aren't there

Opinion on oreos?

t. Diego

weathers shite where i am and its fucking late JUNE REEEEEEEEEE

Back in my day, you could just say: "Hey foxy mama, why won't we crawl in my soul train and get our funky groove on, can you dig it?"

>>212170270
?

>>212170236
>aussies don't have a home thread
>>>/int/ausnz

Now fuck off

durrrr I'm stupid

>>212170285
Do you get weekends off from the frontlines?

>>212170292
angry little virgin

>>212170279
for me, its gluten-free cruelty free Oreos

wanking to tomb raider again

this shit has got me howling

>>212170279
the first couple you have are peng but then you quickly start to realise how grim they are

>>212170292
He said the balt doesn't count

>>212170296
alien runt hand

>>212170296
corrr yes lad

>>212170312
>>212170326
The Aussie thread is right there, now fuck off

You cunts are absolutely insufferable

>>212170314

>doesnt go to glastonbury
>watche sit on tv at home alone instead
state of you runts

My brother is freakishly ugly and has a normal looking gf, iam taller and better looking by a large margin but dont

>>212170350
fucking hell. almost blinded by the sheer amount of british culture in this post.

Aussies belong in /brit/, screw balt or whatever the fuck it is

absolutely crawling with thunderbugs

were there blacks in your year in school? what were they like? ever see their knobs?

>>212170305
was very jarring to find that my youtube dykefu mentioned this man that you spam all the time in one of her videos

>>212170348
we shitpost and banter alongside you while the yanks post worthless shite like this >>212170350

>>212170364
corrr look at the pixel on that arse

>>212170381
who is this guy
>dykefu
grim

girls date either the biggest weird looking freaks or the most handsome chads
never lads like myself

>>212170378
I had a south African who was lightning black he was alright, very good at soccer

used to build big floating pairs of tits in minecraft creative mode and wank to them

>>212170378
there was one black in my year of 180 people, she was a girl
there was one black lad in the year above and one the year below. think there might have been 5-10 blacks in the entire school.

this was standard and expected before the boriswave

>>212170394
Just some stupid atheist

now it is I that is arriving second.. keke... ke... ke...

>>212170378
Yep. Massive. Utterly mogged the white lads in PE and generally dated the hottest girls in our year.

>>212170410
haha

fucking wind
FUCK OFF

Want a woman I can’t have and feel ambitious for the first time in my life

>>212170381
like that phenotype
(the girl i mean aha)

>>212170383
I would rather have a million yanks than one Aussie pretending he's more British than a yank

Why was Diego spamming about God being a tranny earlier
Very strange behaviour. Luckily it's been archived forever and his imaginary friend in the sky will (in his own opinion) send him to hell for such sacrilege

pressed little reset button on router with a toothpick just to see what happens

you can check out any time you like but you can never leave

going to dig my teeth into this fascinating debate tonight

>>212170439
Well?

>>212170437
least illiterate atheist

>>212170383
pay no mind to him lad he's talking bollocks

David Bowie was a modern druid. His songs were literally magical spells.

out of my way

>>212170449
Ok well the top one is a character as most famously seen as Shooting Stars

>>212170437
Does God really damn retards for being retarded?

>>212170437
Seems like he mindraped you pretty badly

>>212170422
hate when a wind gust blasts me right in the face and it reveals my vegeta hairline

>>212170453
provider came into my flat and shouted at me, shan't do this anymore

>>212170439
why did you poke it with your willy?

>>212169637
Planet Zoo/Coaster, Megaquarium, there's a hospital one I can't remember the name of. X4 if you want something different but still with management.

My friend is an ugly short jew and has a cute blonde Serbian girlfriend

>>212170464
mad how the world has been on the steady decline since his passing

>>212170468
Woman bus driver no doubt

>>212170449
Strange aesthetic

>>212170449
seen the top bloke do standup in brighton.

realistically a person like harry potter would use his political weight after defeating voldemort to form a movement aimed at changing the government that betrayed him twice, and then suddenly die under unclear circumstances

544(/1000, /15000) hours defending gyms
>>212170468
if this ever happens to me im stealing the USB charging ports and when the bus stops am breaking a window with one of those hammers as well (stealing the hammer as well)

>>212170468
did the driver have a stroke or something

https://youtu.be/5Z2lp7LJ4-k?si=m4SPyQfIiNrgHyLy

We’ve nearly added another Wales since 2019.
Or another Greater Manchester.

In five and a half years. 66 months.

>>212170475
second one is the tarqy comedian off taskmaster who keeps hauling rosie jones around

>>212170493
screaming

burping out a week-old bong rip

>>212170449
wtf

what a slag

lmao therye now saying God isn't a trans
the shame knwos no limit

whatever happened to that fat nonce that used to review takeaways with the table outside on youtube?

>>212170511
True but it's been on the steady decline since 2008

>>212170468
I think the brakes had gone on it, sounds fucking scary

liberal mainframe status: owned

>>212170539
very mousey-esque post this

Me: Thinks God is fake, cannot possibly go to hell
Diego Thinks God is a tranny, will go to hell

>>212170557
?

>>212170561
Don't know, phone yer da and ask how he's doing

>>212170561
He stroked out (genuinely)

>>212170539
stole a hammer from a tram in europe once
it was one of those that could easily break any glass

>>212170585

>>212170585

>>212170579
you: illiterate heretic
me: godfearing worshiper

>>212170561
He got posted earlier actually so learn how to use Google and/or desuarchive. You're not busy and yet you won't (far too thick, definitely Northern)

Beck has some good songs

>>212170585
killed that cunt

should add "bradley overuse" as a report option, sick of it

>>212170561
?

>>212170622
how often do you go to church

The UK is so weird you haveso many different types of people Australia is like npc stereotypes natiowide

>>212170546

don't stick WAN in LAN as they say

>>212170647
cant even filter it

The fat incel in his 40s is angry again

bet diego makes some proper weird noises when he's bottoming lol

>>212170661
...prefer not to say

What we learnt this edish:
To the incel, Pizza Express is the pinnacle of foodage
Diego hates God

love aeros me

>>212170561
He's still going, his wife died suddenly and now he has a girlfriend half his age

>NOW - Israel's defense minister orders military to prepare a plan to enforce its air superiority and prevent nuclear advancement in Iran despite the "Trump ceasefire."

>>212170686

Most Australians are playing an act there is no genuine ones

Catberg on a mad one

>wasn't going to get the cans
>hear a bunch of lads singing
>look outside, it's a bunch of fucking pikeys singing Irish songs and they're drunk as fuck

Well, cans it is

>>212170696
hs?

The Boriswave has doubled all pre Blair mass immigration. In 5 years.

are you going to the Edin Pokemon Go meetup? me I might if my card starts working by tomorrow (the date)

>>212170686
>Oh good heavens... pardon me, Father

No bunny Bradleys!

carry-fucking petite diego

>>212170719
those women are gorgeous
might buy a meow meow

>>212170664
Ordering a Menulog of Sleep Aid to your house

>>212170724
How can you tell the difference between pikers and regular Irish I was talking to an Irish girl who claimed to be a traveller but she just seemed irish

permanently off the cans so that i don't die

>>212170724
yeah just the lamb souvlaki and a coke zero cheers bossman

>>212170746
I'll go if you go

>>212170724
isn't your entire country made up of pikeys

>>212170719
Love cats me, dogs are shit

>>212170520
>going to brighton
to get BUMMED no doubt

>>212170771
state of you
the only one who is above average is the one with her tum out
rest are just loads of hair and make up their actual features are WEAK

>>212170771
Get a dog
Easy way to talk to women in public
Get something funny like a Dachshund

>>212170719
very big potential business idea: buy a harness for catberg and take her out and get all the attention from slagbergs
corr

anyone had the big arch from mc dos? worth scranning?

>>212170784
OK I will go!

>>212170778
lmao @ u

>>212170821
get the stormzy meal

Don’t think any of you can comprehend how awful American women are

>>212170824
I'll meet you there :)

>>212170810
not a fan of dogs, they're annoying and smell bad
cats are beautiful divine fluffy creatures

>>212170821
Saw some lad the other day say it was shit

I love her I love her I lover her I LOVE her!

>>212170719
what breed is that?

I feel like the steel and aluminium industry is very profitable if I was an engineering would engineer something in that industry and make a lot of money

>>212170546
TNWE

>>212170821
even if when I got money to spend on food it would go to the shops to buy something cheaper even though there is a promo on
its more sensible and McDonalds is too expensive now

>>212170854
but they have gigantic arses
aussie women usually dont and it makes my heart ache

>>212170875
who is she?

>>212170862
shouldn’t you be facing Mecca right now

>>212170527
Nothing personal

>>212170854
Even though our women are often munters they're actually quite good fun

>>212170775
Brad Pitt in Snatch does a good example of a pikey accent.
Pikeys are gypsies

And most pikeys won't interact with settled people willingly unless going into their areas like to a pub or do trade

>>212170779
Er, lad? Didn't say I was getting the chips now, did I?

>>212170785
There's around double the amount in England compared to here I think last time I checked

>>212170906
muslims hate all animals including cats

>>212170885
It corrodes

>>212170875
would love to lick that sweat off her

>>212170854
elaborate

might start a cobalt mine in the back garden

>>212170905
some saudi girl

Farah Jefry

>>212170875
They letting the galdem walk around like whores in Saudi now?

1m xp gained
basically fletching willow longbows to 99 IRL

anyone else voted most likely to own a funfare in their yearbook?

>>212170939
thanks
didnt know saudi women could be THAT fit

shadddddup

Biz idea: Give Northern Ireland to ROI in exchange for repatriating all pikeys and also cleansing Liverpool and Glasgow of Irish diaspora

>>212169933
that only supports 1080p and no HDR https://github.com/get-iplayer/get_iplayer/wiki/quality#tv

only way to get a HDR recording is to find what UHD stream they're broadcasting on and save it with streamlink or the like
e.g. this year they're using https://ve-uhd-push-uk-live.akamaized.net/x=3/i=urn:bbc:pips:service:uhd_stream_01/iptv_uhd_v1.mpd

>>212170468
https://youtu.be/7-jt5EYHZ5U

Selling tin foil to the Saudis

Women are such whores as soon as they let them take off the burqa they do if you don't control them society ollapses

>>212171006
miss

>Kylie Page dead
F

>>212171023

>>212170967
many such cases
Saudi's first professional female tennis player

how are we doing BAME lads?

>give me attention give me attention im nonwhite
get a personality

>>212170751

>>212171024
this has been debunked

>>212171061
I just want to talk to my BAME bros...

My brother worked in saudi Arabia and said they're inbred freaks don't fall for this propaganda

>>212170875
wonder if shes ever been BLACKED RAW after a game pressed up against a shower wall

>>212170967

>>212171144
??

A. she was a hooah

I ain't saying she's a gold digger