Thread 212171023

NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCKING LOVELY FUCKING PICTURE THIS IS SINCE I DON'T HAVE THUMBNAILS ENABLED edish

>>212171023 (OP)
UM

I want to date a foreign woman

>>212171026
never wanked off to her

We dreamed of something marvellous

if you're too white the fish don't bite

The party for Welsh nationalists apparently…

>>212171023 (OP)
Alright Canslad, any progress with the Latvian?

how do I check my (You)s number on my profile here

>>212171107
one two three for five, once i caught a fish alive bros how we getting out of this one

Going for a gay porn pint soon

doing up my nigger shoes

And now the fucking pikeys are singing greensleeves
Lads, this is a new one even for pikeys

>>212171149
Was away in Spain or a while, lad so no thankfully

Get the 4chan blocked
Get the porn banned
Get the bennies taken away

>>212171141
Utterly hate living in Wales
Provincial shithole
We need Nordicist hyperracism here.

>>212171030
ho lee peng

watching girl's boobs at glastonbury

wet leg are fucking shite

Why do Brits online think they’re some unstoppable warrior race
You know we all think you’re gay right

big fan of pretty middle eastern phenotypes

>>212171264
aye
Tunisian girl here

them MENA girls are very pretty when they aren't hoodrats (In nafri cases) or 125 kg (in gulf cases)
you can see why they've got to cover them up

>>212171287
the fuck are you on about lmao
someone hurt your feelings?

I genuinely didn't think Deegs would come back after 3 weeks to rattle on about God being a tranny lmfaoooo

>>212171271
saw someone flash the camera last year

>>212171309
For me it's Syrians and Lebs

Big fan of hentai not into real porn nowadays

would go colombia if it wasn't so dangerous

right well i'd best be off

>>212171345
When you see them irl they lose their appeal sort of like Chinese and blacks

>>212171294
Heavy makeup and filter

>>212171396
ktima
but brasil

>>212171416
They always wear really nice perfume though.

when I was in saudi arabia most of them wore niqabs desu. You just can't tell who might be like the ones getting posted

>>212171428
You never even leave your bedroom you incel freak. Rope up.

Lewis Capaldi is fucking shit

Exercisetoil done
Fucking Hell lads, whoever invented situps is the same person who invented drinking in moderation, wankers

big up the sound

Ruined my chances with a Lebanese Christian girl because I was like busy for two weeks and couldn’t take her on a date and it pissed her off

do you have a benis

>>212171450
nuh uh
i go gymtoil and long drives all the time

Absolutely monstrous that there are 1.5 BILLION Indians worldwide but only 10 million Swedes.

We need Nordicism. Total Worldwide Aryan Victory.

Umwertung aller Werte!

>>212171255
Go back to England then

lot's of palestina falgs flyingf at gasto lol

>>212171469
fucked it

willy just fell off and wriggled its way down the heating vent like a caterpillar

up the ra nigel???

>>212171479
more like 7-8 million swedes
just because there's 10 million IN sweden doesn't mean there's 10 million swedes

£12 bottle of shiraz opened and breathing

>>212171493
get them charged with terrorism

Did Somebody Say.. Menulog?

slept for 15+ hrs just then

love a vague phenotype myself

>>212171526
wine doesn't have lungs

wtf is toilberg doing sending emails to me past 4pm on friday

>>212171495
Arab girls are high maintenance princesses so don’t know if I could’ve afforded that sort of lifestyle

>>212171524
there are probably a bunch of swedes outside of sweden thoughever

>>212171526
ok literal billionaire

>>212171471
...yh

haha cowcat hahhaha

>>212171574
I pissed toilberg off quite badly, lad over the whole 'Canslad is technically not a full time staff member but we considered him one so he's attending any work related events he wants and hotel is covered and his usual travel rate is covered too'
So now toilberg is trying to stop me from going to any of the offices in the UK, wanker.

>>212171610
screm

Liberalism but only for people of white european background is basically the only rational position
We need to hold nationalistic and borderline positions to protect liberalism but only for this group

watching i know what you did last summer

might wrangle with willyberg till he releases a clear whitish liquid

>>212171484
No. I was born here. I just dont care for third worldist liberalism.

Non-Whites shouldn't exist in Wales

need a new laugh
should i go for a jimmy carr or a seth rogen

>>212171646
Lee Evans

>>212171643
bit gay

Fat broad sings while lying on the floor

>>212171630
no u arent

>>212171641
what did i do

>>212171646
andrew lawrence

>>212171636
Liberalism is secular Christianity which is a semitic cult of destruction and terror.

National Socialism is needed.

>>212171610
does he know

Squid game ain't no game

>>212171668
blog on friendless lord

>>212171707
Wasn't a blog was it. Get back to wanking over God being a tranny you sexless freak.

>>212171689
yes it was his idea
he asked them to take the photo

i'm a big gay bastard

my 4tb hdd drive arrived

>>212171727
lmfaoooo deegsy done

>>212171416
how come?

>>212171744
a fucking 4th hdd? Get a fucking 10tb one, lad
it's like an extra hundred or something

>>212171469
absolutely fucked it lad

>>212171646
Mr bean

>>212171727
looool

>>212171727
project on

>>212171739
fancy a bum?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebXGZQLsQJw&ab_channel=BallsOfSteel

>>212171744
opened brothers parcel by mistake other day and he had 2 16gb sandisk flash drives delivered
wonder what thats about

screaming

Does this man believe in anything? I feel bad for Theresa May and all the Maybot comments she got for being awkward with people. Starmer literally believes in nothing just says whatever shit and U-turns that's if he bothers to vote at all

>>212171801
this

>>212171727
seriously though
why did he say it
actually admitted he does not see the bimble as literal
anything he says about christianity: rubbished FOREVER

>>212171829
roaring in a pakis face

>>212171810
>i know you are but what am i
did jesus say that in yhe binble

>>212171829
might save this
can i? love it lol

>>212171645
Neither should sais

>>212171847
?
>>212171857
dk what that is

>>212171668
watched a bit of that earlier, she took her jacket off and it looked like someone put too much meat in the casing

sitting in my smelly incel mansion

>>212171851
laughing in the mirror like a maniac are you ahah

>>212171834
It's basically Putinesque constant shape shifting but done to make him look harmless and spineless rather than strong and threatening

oh christ, that lola young is on in a minute

sitting in my smelly incel loft conversion

>>212171834
take it back to /pol/ you boring nonce

Who was he even trying to appease not standing by it, the country was clearly fine and agreed with it. He kowtowing to leftwing nutters, the same ones he booted out the party his actions don't make any sense

>>212171888
When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything.>>212171834

oh my fucking god I'm getting TEAMSED at 16:23 on a Friday why don't you FUCK OFF AND GET A LIFE

Fancy a bit of the Rapelad action tonight, lads
Just me and mumberg

>>212171916
i imagine it gets quite warm in there

>>212171888
>Putinesque
Love linguine al putinesque me

Gone off middle eastern girls now they talk about Palestine too much

pretending to have a seizure at toil so i can go home 35 minutes early

SHARTING OUT OF MY ANUS AND I'M POOING JUST FINE,
GONNA GONNA BE BROWN, AND COME OUT MY BUMHOLE

Don't be afraid to catch feels (ha)
(Don't be afraid to catch these feels)
Ride drop top and chase thrills (yeah)
(Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
I know you ain't afraid to pop pills (I know)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
(Woah, woah, woah)
Feels with me
Don't be afraid to catch feels (no, no)
Don't be afraid, baby
Don't be afraid
Ride drop top and chase thrills (woah, okay)
I know you ain't afraid to pop pills
I know, I know, I know
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Feels with me

Diego loves bland acts like Lorde, Coldplay and Taylor Swift
He also loves to say God is trans
I hope St. Peter goes easy on him as he is a bit *circles finger around ear*

>>212171991
IT STARTED OUT WITH A SHIT, HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS, IT WAS ONLY A SHIT, IT WAS ONLY A SHIT

pretending to be a lefty to shag fit birds

Anyone watching that new detective show set in Holland?

>>212172002
i fear now that your fucking shit lyrics post is going to make people overlook my excellent poo lyrics post

>>212172011
it started out with a piss*

she gaza strips and i go ham on her as till i ceasefire

BUY STUFF

>>212172006
projkect on

>>212171936
Could be worse. Picrel

any black man in?

young
tight

>>212171732
kek

Drank too much water and now my cocks gone all sloshy again. I’ll have to change into my tighter boxers. Country’s gone to the dogs.

>>212172002
LOL!
I was posting this yesterday

SHARTING OUT OF MY ANUS AND I'M POOING JUST FINE,
GONNA GONNA BE BROWN, AND COME OUT MY BUMHOLE
IT STARTED OUT WITH A PISS, HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS?
IT WAS ONLY A PISS
IT WAS ONLY A PISS
NOW IT'S NOT JUST A WEE
IT'S MOVED ON TO A CRAP
ARE YOU HAVING A JOKE
ARE YOU HAVING A LAFF

don't think those are the lyrics

told me we were just pal estines but she got that iron dome and i know the love israel

Got a meeting at the post office first thing tomorrow morning

>>212172122
it was a simpler time

>>212171937
um

sucking on a dog
sucking on a chili dog

>>212172127
love my numbers on this post

>>212172127
5/10

cheeky rapeberg

Sir Keir Cave In

Eighteen years, eighteen years
She got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
His baby mama car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money
She went to the doctor, got lipo with your money
She walkin' 'round lookin' like Michael with your money
Shoulda got that insured, Geico for your money
If you ain't no punk
Holla, "We want prenup! We want prenup!" (Yeah!)
It's somethin' that you need to have
‘Cause when she leave yo' ass, she gon' leave with half
Eighteen years, eighteen years
And on the eighteenth birthday, he found out it wasn't his?

A pair of London ambulance workers said they felt like they were trapped in a "horror film" after a drunk patient became aggressive, kicked through their windscreen and threw bricks at them as they tried to help him.

Harvey Jenkins said he and colleague Tom Pursey were covered in broken glass in the attack that "went on and on" after being called out to a housing estate in Rotherhithe, south-east London, last August.

London's chief paramedic Pauline Cranmer said it was a "deeply disturbing and sustained attack" and said assaults like these were on the rise.

The attacker, Seiitbek Uulu, admitted assaulting an emergency worker, damaging property and being drunk and disorderly in public.

The London Ambulance Service (LAS) said the attack on 24 August unfolded as Uulu was being checked out by the medics.

The pair got into the front of the ambulance and tried to drive away, but as they set off, Uulu jumped on to the bonnet of the ambulance, the LAS said.

Mr Harvey, 25, said: "He was punching and stamping on the windscreen until he got his foot through it. We were in disbelief and got into the back of the ambulance to get away.

"It felt like a horror film, as it went quiet, but then suddenly he was punching the windows and throwing bricks and concrete trying to hit us.

"The attack just went on and on.

"We didn't know whether to go out and tackle him or stay in the ambulance – we just felt trapped."

Mr Harvey was hit by a brick, although he was not seriously hurt.

Police were called and Uulu was apprehended soon afterwards, while the ambulance was taken off the road for repair.

Uulu, 33, of Gibsons Hill, Southwark, was sentenced last month at Croydon Magistrates' Court and ordered to pay a fine of £114, abstain from alcohol for four months and complete 150 hours of community service.

is anyone else having a nice autism from these sorts of numbers we gettin
>>212172171
>>212172172

miss the days when the catalogues used real models in the kids underwear section now it's just pics of the pants on their own

won't be getting on the cans tonight

celtic nationalist types are some of the biggest freaks going

>>212172192
LOL!

numbers

>>212172207
>fine of £114
Fucking joke that, I paid more doing 35 in a 30

>>212172207
>Uulu, 33, of Gibsons Hill, Southwark, was sentenced last month at Croydon Magistrates' Court and ordered to pay a fine of £114, abstain from alcohol for four months and complete 150 hours of community service.
lmao this country is absurdly fucking pathetic

>>212172216
corrr

>>212172257
it was all 2s and 1s and 7s and it looked megafunky (imho)

>>212172243
The face he makes as you clean his unwiped anus with your incel tongue

>>212172274
yeah

Told toilberg I'd spend a 'couple of hours' on something this afternoon and done none of it

>>212172271
not such a bad set of numbers yourself ;)

>>212172291
well you did, just not work LOL

>>212172291
he'll understand. just say 'wahey, i got the friYAY feeling lol' and it'll be ok

Bad day to be a tube of Texas BBQ Pringles

>>212171834
>deeply regrets it
>takes 2 months to realise he regretted it

nigga licks his thumb, puts in the air, sees which way the wind is blowing and forms his opinion accordingly
he's such a cocksucker

>>212172319
not so much in as on here lad

>>212172319
it lush

>>212172319
peng but not the time of year for it

>>212172346
Diego stop changing the subject, why did you say God was a tranny

>>212172319
brown food
brown drink

ummy

>>212172362
source?

>>212172360
what are you the sausage police

>>212172390
wtf that's my pizza, I made that

>>212172387
...yh

>>212172319
corrrrrr yeah

>>212171094
He was very active on Spain in the 60s in various neonazi groups, very charismatic, always talking in spanish in a thick french accent.

>>212172375
shut up you unfunny little twat

*caves in at the slightest hint of trouble*

>>212172319
get it covered with paprika and chilli powder and garlic salt and tabasco NOW

>>212172476
he's such a worm

>>212172319
toad in the hole is butters (disrespectfully)
The fact that Bongoloids put it in the same tier as cornish pasties show that we shouldn't be taken seriously as a country

>>212172518
There's yer dinner Rorke

Mental that there are people out there sitting in the sun, chatting to friends, going out to places, experiencing things, making memories everyday... and you're all stuck in your smelly bedrooms arguing on 4chan to other ghouls sitting in their smelly bedrooms.

=)

>>212172537
Why didn't white people use spice?

>>212172542
I like to not think about it

>>212172553
we used black pepper, that shit was called black gold

>>212172476
Remember when Gary Lineker got suspended from MOTD for saying the Tories had rhetoric like 1930s Germany and Starmer was silent for a week and then after all the pundits and celebs came out supporting Gary he came out on the following Monday expressing his full support for him?
lmao
And then there was him completely embracing The Sun's endorsement of him prior to the election and then distancing himself from it almost immediately as well.

I don't know how Labour are still on 22%. Surely you want your boy to stand for ANYTHING.
Only thing he's been consistent on is Ukraine.

>>212172544
such a grim hog

going to tesco to get booze
already slightly drunk ffs

>>212172553
Allspice is literally called 'English Spice' in a lot of countries because we created the global trade for it, and it's still one of the most common spices in traditional British cuisine.

>>212172542
posting from your yacht are you

>>212172537
there are british curry recipes from like 1750

>>212172553
herbs/spices aren't native to your land = your cuisine responds accordingly

white people having bad food is a purely northern european thing.
South Europe has parsley, oregano, etc and therefore their food is nicer.

Geography shapes people and culture.

>>212172586
reckon she's got nice nipples

>>212172544
hay if u wouldnt
>>212172542
yup
and they do this every single day esp during summer
our lives
are not only unfathomable to the average neurotypical but the idea that someone could go weeks or months without sex is literally unbeliveable to these people
even their definition of "incel" basically just means msygonist who only gets laid every other month

>>212172591
Good lad

>>212172319
never had this but often see it in iceland and tempted to buy some to scranoid
what should you have over it? gravy? curry sauce?

>>212172553
faggots are spicy

>>212172537
i'm utterly baffled by this every time I see it, none of the tiers make any sense

>>212172542
me in 1 hour.
beers in the sun. then watching Texas perform in an amphitheatre. free ticket too.

>>212172606
No from deep inside your mum's fanny

so /brit/ is /jambo/ or /hibbs/

might rim the bf's hairy arse

>>212172048
Shag her lad

>>212172684
/brit/ is a Celtic general

>>212172684
jambo general

>>212172617
>South Europe
>wh*te

>>212172617
>white people having bad food is a purely northern european thing.
>South Europe has parsley, oregano, etc and therefore their food is nicer.
Now, I love Italian food, and even Spanish and Greek, but Northern European food isn't 'bad' at all.
Home cooking standards in the UK are shit tier, but that doesn't mean our cuisine is bad.

>>212172490
this but completely unironically

Accidentally followed way too many yank accounts on twitter and now unfortunately I know who "Zohran", "Eric Adams" and "Cuomo" are

saw someone arguing with another person using talking points I'd made and using research I've done. seeing someone arguing with someone else using my words. I'm so influential

>>212172387
yes get your trousers down in the name of the law

>>212172695
um

>>212172774
peng wife

>>212172779
Someone shagging using your cock, so to speak

a Christian i know got slapped in the face and fired and turned into a tranny. made me lose respect for the power of Christianity. lost one of their strangers warriors to the tranny horde

>>212172797
yankified arab slag

sick of all the copers and rorkes saying
>our cuisine isnt shit
yes it is, we were a country who lived off turnips and pig blood for a good 500 years, its absolutely diabolical, both our cuisine and the average british palate so just grow up and get a bloody clue

>>212172831
doubt

>>212172836
the best kind

Where did it all go wrong for you, lads?

Today's read (brought on by Diego's theory)
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/13/opinion/is-god-transgender.html

yeah? they're showering aren't they? making a big mess?

>Jambo
more like jambons, lads

>>212172695
I would but I'm worried she might want to eat my balls or something. She's a tad hyper autistic, you see

>>212172867
what's my theory?

>>212172866
the demon drink, unironically

>>212172868
who are you talking to?

>>212172849
t. mummy never cooked him anything besides potato smileys and turkey dinosaurs

>>212172866
Around 13 my friend group adopted this kid named Chris who bullied me out of the group

>>212172866
i spent the majority of my important formative years on the computer

>>212172908
ive had enough of my share of boiled root vegetables and dry roasted slabs of meat slathered in brown salt water to know that our countries food is fucking dogshite pal

creampie king

>>212172939
>t. regina george

>>212172949
yeah as I said, mummy obviously didn't know how to cook x

>>212172849
It's true tbf
The food in this country is shockingly bad
The stereotype of northern women not knowing how to cook is absolutely true as well. Almost all the women I work with are fat hogs who eat takeaway for most of their meals and are regular customers of the Greggs and McDonalds on the road. They also consume a lot of fizzy drinks.

Is it any wonder most of the natives are fat and ugly? The cuisine is bad, people rely on frozen food and grim tescos sandwiches, most of the restaurants are ethnic slop and takeaways, everything is designed around delivery or eating on the go.

I live in one of the most traditional cities in the country yet there's not a single canteen where you can sit and eat a normal meal like you could anywhere in Europe.

asked a girl out at school and she said i wouldnt go out with you if you were the last man on earth
i thought at least she called me a man

>>212172866
skin condition appeared just as I turned 16

>>212173004
most gen z women cant cook
genuinely grim

>>212172961
Can you give this frogposting fella one >>212172940
Neither of you are busy so go meet up and have gay anal sex

>>212172939
in primary school there was this really nice kid called Chris and we bullied him so much for no reason that one day in year 5 we never saw him again because he'd moved to another school

still makes me feel terrible to this day :(

runt throwing his mums sunday roast at the wall because france has better cuisine

>>212172866
discovered crypto trading in summer of 2020
life has gone completely downhill since then

>>212173019
>at least she called me a man
That's more than you'll do for God

>>212173077
Deegs mate you need to walk this one back pal

ah yes, let me just sprinkle some thyme over these roast potatoes, that will make them palatable
fucking cope on

the work phone has been turned off

it's the weekend

yeah chiefing clickums arent they

i get excited every time i visit britain because of the food

>>212173075
Instead of getting sad about other posts, slash your wrists wide open. We don't need you alive and you have nobody else.

>all british cuisine is shit and hurts my mouth!
>yes my mum only ever fed me wasp sarnies, what's that got to do with anything

Trump is doing a live conference thing in the white house and a white house cameraman just loudly shouted "TRUMP 2028" in the middle of it, it was weird as fuck

why do images of food almost guarantee 5+ (You)s?
I share a thread with lard arses

want a cute gf
cute dates
dresses me
cooks for me
play wuth my hair and cuddles me

>>212173120
nah I think i'll just continue posting frogs and making you furious

BRADLEY WALSH 2028

>>212173157
catsu sando
(translators note: sando means sandwich)

Is forgetting the lyrics to your dirge songs 'cheeky banter'?

Your views on the Himmlerian conception of Total Nigger Death?

that lola young keeps touching her tits

>>212172852
I don't care if you doubt it it's true. You believe in magic bullshit from thousands of years ago but you doubt my lived experience? I witnessed it firsthand, he was slapped overhand by a large man in the middle of work

He used to be the biggest Christian I ever knew in my entire life but turned into a tranny soon after

English food is bland but bland food is better for you

yeah? doing some of that wagging live on facetime for katy arent they?

>>212173213
yours is the same but at least have more fun words for sausages etc.

I'm brown and I think British cuisine has lots going for it.

I daresay it's the best cuisine of any of the northern European countries

>>212172940
I assume this is the case for most losers these days

>>212173212
>You believe in magic bullshit from thousands of years ago
This is now dubious because the Bible exclusively refers to God as a man and yet Diego thinks he knows better. Therefore we are to no longer see Diego as someone who believes in the word of the Bible.

>>212173077
yes i dont blaspheme god

Lads, cans? Picrel

>>212173215
Yeah? Are the imaginary black paedophiles that live in the skyscraper grooming the children are they? Are you wanking over it are you?

>>212173249
Tru

>>212173212
>ree why wont you believe my retardations over the testimony of god and countless people over millenia
hmm tough one
>>212173278
omg imagine a girl saying this to you state

ethnic women bouncing on my 6.5 knob

why is it that every single white country in europe decided in unison that we NEEDED a billion non-whites

am gon send him to outer spess
to find another ress

>>212173278
that's the latvian doxxed

>>212173290
bizarre statement

right that's me off for 2 weeks. oh and it lush x

>>212173278
>don't drink too much
you overstep some boundaries?

>>212173312
white guilt due to slave trade-trade, holocaust.
all cos of being christian too

>>212173278
you even type up these pathetic larp images in your broken wog english this is genuinely amongst the saddest shit ive ever seen on here

14 :)

>>212171456
>>212173177
mad that people eat him and ed sheeran up

>>212173312
It has a lot to do with socialist utopian idealists in the 20th century

>>212173312
Line must go up

>>212173308
Lad, please.
She's annoying

>>212173316
Nickname, lad. Her first name on her ID is different

>>212173336
I was in Spain the past week. The fuck you think,lad ?

Lightning fuse, powercut
Scatterbrain

>>212173312
Post war economic development requires fresh meat for the labour grinder

Japan did it without new bodies but they had a big population and the USA export market

-2 vigorous adjustment scheduled

>>212173395
>>212173395
>>212173395
>>212173395

i'll take your brain to another dimension
pay close attention