Thread 212173395

women in uniform edition

All these Katies know I get dough

poo smells lmao

im well known in certain london circles
for bad reasons tho gota admit

>>212173395 (OP)
Prefer the scene in the Bill where Rapelad does his thing to the female police officer

If the media stopped giving reform so much coverage they wouldn’t be as popular

leaking precum for quite literally no reason

>>212173395 (OP)
>>212173439

I’ve officially installed Ubuntu on my laptop lads. Games work perfectly on there nowadays, in fact they perform better than on Windows so I’ve got no need for Microsoft in my life anymore.

>>212173461
Oh fuck off, the Green Party have been treated as if they're a major party for years and it's got them fucking nowhere. Mong.

Idea: sex slaves

what the frick

>>212173492
need her to tazer my willard

and if a double decker bus
crashes into us
to poo by your side
is such a heavenly way to poo

tune that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jkREP29170

>>212173475
happens to me sometimes when i havent had a wank in ages
got to keep the willard wanked lad

lads ... its friday

>>212173388
but the UK was doing really well before 2008 when immigration was lower

>>212173461
other parties need to put someone with a bit of charisma in charge so that nige doesn't get the limelight. starmer and kemi have to be two of the most boring leaders in history they're not going to get any airtime

>>212173519
the doll is more attractive lmao

>>212173508
Green Party haven’t been treated like reform. Not even close
Not even comparable

Remember Rodders dated a tranny copper

>>212173544
even ayatollah gets down on friday

sucking a watermelon

Vidya is shit now

trannies are disgusting

do you pay into a pension lads?

>>212173580
RODNEY YOU POOFTER

Sven GORAN Ericsson

>>212173595
good thing emulation technology is coming on leaps and bounds so you can enjoy classic kino instead

>>212173595
virgin alarm just blew up

Iran has blamed the UK after the Ayatollah opened a tin of sardines and splattered tomato sauce all over his nice white pyjamas

>>212173626
supremely beautfur

>>212173621
Got about 150000 in it

dunno whether to wear a t shirt, shirt, or jumper tonight

s curved baton swinging around in nike tech
katy noticing

>>212173666
zero hips detected

>>212173678
aren't you in your 40s though lad

>>212173687
shirt

>>212173724
yeah?

>>212173687
jumper

>>212173687
t shirt

>>212173732
always

>>212173687
T-shirts are for lounging around at home, not for a respectable gentleman to wear outside in public.

real men wear suits

got nothing but a smile on

>>212173763
yeah but I have sexy arms

mums off in 20 minutes
Got the spliff rolled ready
And then the takeaway shall be ordered
Happy days

>>212173685
HE'S FIT AND I WANT TO SHAG HIM

Why did Diego say it.

>>212173740
Your thoughts on Stepan?

>>212173783
bet she's proud

imagine having a reputation for being a drinker among your colleagues, not good at all
I only have to wear this cape because two of the people I work with are teetotal

>>212173693
Sup crodie xx

>>212173718
Depends
If you go by Spaino I'm underage, 47 and likes to cosplay as Judge Dredd and pretend to arrest people in the street or else I'm in my 60s and stuck in a wheelchair for my entire life

Realistically I just put in about 4k a month

>>212173773
mhmm..

>>212173788
?

>>212173763
it's summer, got to feel conformable

>>212173804
sup crodie x

>>212173687
doesn't really matter does it

>>212173783
Tomorrow: possibly work on making your first ever friend to bore with your dull blogs

the cuckle brothers linked up
sneed it or keep it

I wish I had a bri'ish slag policewomynx gf who would slap my penis everytime I hate speech

>>212173687
>>212173743
>>212173763
>>212173811

>>212173803
Wish I was one of those Japanese workers that can drink beer after every toil day with colleagues

Depends
If you go by Spaino;s trolling and claims about me, I'm either underage, 47 years old and likes to cosplay as Judge Dredd and pretend to arrest people in the street or else I'm in my 60s and stuck in a wheelchair for my entire life

Realistically I just put in about 4k a month for the past few years after the house was paid off

>>212173783
what you having?

>>212173846
So horny you run home to yell the N word

>>212173773
No need for a suit and tie in casual situations, but a button down shirt and jeans or chinos, with some good shoes, great for any casual occasion.
>>212173811
So wear linen. High-collared t-shirts are horrible in the hot weather. A shirt is much more comfortable. Even a wifebeater vest is classier than a t-shirt meant for toddlers.

>>212173783
reefer and takeaway slop, yes, very good mate
alcohol and cookery chads mog weedmongs so much it's not even funny

>>212173878
Probably a dominos

got franz ferdinand on

timmy: learning how to tie a tie
bulbous: tek dat tek dat

mmhmm x

>>212173798
he's alri, unique face

Zeidbelg, heathermong, and spaki when it comes to ruining /brit/

>>212173859
kino

Cooking fresh meals every day is based and redpilled.
Ordering takeaways is spiritual cuckoldry.

very unhappy about driving in stupid hot hot car

>>212173883
>button down shirt and jeans

>>212173801
Not allowed to enjoy myself on a Friday night after working all week?

>>212173312
Jews orchestrated the coalition against National Socialist Germany, the state which stood for Total Aryan Conquest worldwide. After that, European countries lost their national purpose and have fallen completely into liberal decay.

After 1945, Aryan values were completely overthrown, resulting in an infestation of biomass, to destroy the White race, to create a class of utterly enslaved mulatto peons, and to ensure the Aryan race could never threaten the jew again.

Of course, christian slave morality which says all are equal before God is also to blame, as Christianity says every niglet must be saved. Liberalism and Bolshevism are secular outgrowths of Christianity, which the jews formulated to paralyse Whites.

We live in hell, truly.

Kev's Wardrobe

1: 1 Pennies faux leather jacket (XL)
2. 1 redhawks hoodie (XL)
3. 1 American NHL hoodie (XL)
4. 1 NYPD hoodie (XL)
http://nyfirestore.com/item/nypd-sweatshirts/nypd-navy-hoodie-sweatshirt/
$45
5. 1 pair of boots (Size 9)
6. 1 1 pair of trainers(Size 9)
7. 1 NYPD beanie hat (L-XL)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NY-YANKEES-FD-PD-KNIT-BEANIE-SKULL-CAP-HAT-BLACK-LN-BOYS-OS-QUICK-SHIPPER/272110197585?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131003132420%26meid%3D142b1ebb83f1450bb4351fc7c1ec5c87%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D272110197584
$15
8. 1 Plain Shirt (48" Chest)
9. 1 Baggy suit trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
10. 1 Violet tie (osfa)
11.1 cargo pocket pair of bootcut jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
12.1 classic straight pair of dark blue jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
13. 1 NYPD shirt (XL)
14. 1 Straight Mustard Cargo trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
15. 1 classic straight pair of stonewash jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
16. 1 Manbag satchel
17. 1 black marshall hoodie (XL)
18. 1 dark blue shirt with vertical white lines (48" chest)
Don't have info on undies and socks at this time

my goonstick needs seeing to

>>212173943
shouldn’t post when you’re driving lad

>>212173923
meanwhile bradleyposter

>>212173937
>Ordering takeaways is spiritual cuckoldry.
It also funds subhuman biohordes who should be farming equipment.

>>212173948
Haha yes, I'm sure the Prime Minister of Italy is a big fan of slobbish men who wear graphic t-shirts and track suits.

>>212173943
hot weather makes other drivers turn into mongs as well

Neighbour's planted golden bamboo against our fence and it's running under our garden, there's a shoot up against the wall on her side as well
Absolute fucking mong, half tempted to pour a few gallons of diesel over it

>>212173958
the /brit/core essentials

>>212173905
busta rhymes on in a bit

40s
Unemployed
Bald
Friendless
Devon

Kev. Funny.

just me or is this years glasto line up a bit shit?

katy's pov

>>212174005
jeans mate
nowt wrong with the rest

Loved
Made in the image of God
Saved

THE NHS IS ON ITS KNEES AND THE ONLY FUCKING WAY. ONLY FUCKING WAY... IS TO GET MORE IMMIGRANTS IN.

Might do a quick nap, get up then have the cans

unloved
ugly
unredeemable

>>212173979
Go down there and get his arse rimmed. You're not busy at all.

whenever I wear grey joggers and drive for more than an hour I get a massive sweat patch on my arse which shows because they are gray

>>212174111
Serves you right for dressing like a nigger

quite bulbous quite bendy

Love going out for a walk in a forest and seeing no non-Whites

>>212174106
unlucky

kevposting is back, bigly

>>212174106
god loves you la

the daphnes images can and will be posted btw

>>212174111
I had a friend who was so sweaty every time he got up from sitting somewhere you could see his arse sweat

Every time I visit my mum, she insists on making me sandwiches “for the journey home.”

It’s a 45-minute drive. Last week she also packed me a thermos of tea and some biscuits she’d apparently been saving for a special occasion.

It’s sweet, obviously, but I’ve set aside money for petrol station meal deals and flat whites if I get hungry. Instead, I end up with clingfilm-wrapped leftovers.

Do other British mums do this?

*enters /brit/*

>Insiders say that the studio and producers are interested in casting a British actor under the age of 30, with Jacob Elordi (“Saltburn”), Tom Holland (“Spider-Man”) and Harris Dickinson (“Babygirl”) at the top of the list.
>While there has been speculation that Aaron Taylor-Johnson or Henry Cavill would be possible heirs to Craig, they are 35 and 42, respectively, and thus unlikely to fit the mandate.

>>212174150
proof?

>>212174111
you wear gay joggers
you wearing them shows they are gay

>>212174150
clearly isn't blessed by god at all if he's unloved and ugly if we're being honest

>>212174158
Deck her

>>212174162
grim

>>212174161
howling
love when things to wrong, me

If Jon Hamm were British he would be a good James Bond

>>212174162
>Jacob Elordi
Dimes imo

>>212174162
Looking like they want a proper long run of films with this new one then

>>212174024
mine's got columbine and it reguarly runs over the top of the fence and into our garden and it has spread into the garden along the back
tied that with his fence panels holding on for dear life he's got trees which are 20 foot tall which aren't maintained

>>212174162
rorke getting upset about the latest iteration of his jewish pop culture slop

small boat cronem loudly conversating in their native language in front of -2 tings
mmhmm hymens on the ropes

>>212174059
it's pretty good as glasto lineups go. last year there was nothing worth listening to during the day. this year there's plenty.

the world is ready for a jeet bond

just remembered that ofcoms going to ban this place soon
shame

>>212174240
>the vaccines
oh. my. dayz.

>>212174041
wonder if he'll be wearing a dress

>>212174217
Maybe 20 years ago yeah

>>212174227
Columbine (Aquilegia) is a little herbaceous plant, maybe you mean something else?

>>212174059
>>212174240
It's fucking wank

Super Hans in Peep Show is the same archetype as Kramer in Seinfeld.

Halo ODST

Bit depressing how now I've become a National Socialist 4chan will be banned.

kevposting summer

>>212174258
Sean Connery didn't look very young either. Hamm could do a mature and sophisticated Bond like Connery.

>>212174267
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DropInCharacter

standing there chewing khat

>>212174284
They can't ban your heart bro

>>212174240
Is that the Literally Who stage

so? what's for today then?

What countries aren't controlled by the judeo-anglo-american socialist technocracy?

>>212174169
bible
>>212174201
bizarre post

>>212174265
whatever it is it's wrapped itself around our rhubarb

>>212174162
could be potential kino if they started remaking the series from the beginning, giving it a modern twist while retaining the same period setting, tone and major plot beats

who am I kidding they'd definitely fuck it up

>>212174308
NOT elegant

>>212173395 (OP)
>>212174210

>>212174342
north sentinel island

retvrn..

new gimmick: get shitface wankered every day until i die of liver failure at the age of 45

>>212174308
daft cows, always clonking themselves

>>212174352
Carefully paint the leaves with roundup

Seriously fed up of seeing old cunts who are a year away from dying driving round in brand new beemers or Audis
what is the fucking point that car has never been over 30mph

>>212174401
nun u gon do

>>212174150
what does it mean for god to love me

>>212174382
grim alkie cunt

>>212173917
Good pic

he has more pokemon than you in pokemon go.

>>212174318
True

>>212174401
bought an Audi last week pal bet you're raging

>>212174420
Don’t test me nigga

>>212174449
deano

>>212174423
god loved you so much he gave up his only son

2 packs of Lidl stubbies and 350ml JDtoil commencing NOW

Workshy incel on the bus home from his Jobcentre meeting livid that he cannot afford to drive lmaoooo

>>212174456
what you donna do man? nothing

bet the yardie goons are out there squeezing clappers

>>212174471
can get all of this in lidl for 9p

>>212174449
I drive an Audi. Don’t think you understood the point of my post pal

what film should i watch

>>212174466
why does he have only one son

>>212174471
might get their kayak

it's so unbearably hot in my grotty incelflat I can't stand it aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

from today, installation of a ventilation-hood
not sure why he wanted dark gray, doesn’t really work with the tile red imho

>>212174496
dunno god didn't feel the need for anymore

>>212174466
>his
Diego now retconning his own posts.
Lest we forget earlier Diego was rattling on ffor hours on end about God not being male. Here comes the denial/cope:

>>212174511
how do you know

>>212174502
did you have a good midsommar fashionmong?

>>212174495
Sorcerer (1977)

>>212174481
Plaid Cymru controlling the only Welsh parts of Wales

bet the pg tips are leaky

>>212174481
>those red constituencies where labour could dig up thatcher's rotten corpse, stick a red rosette on it and still romp to victory
I live in one of those. Surrounded by mongs.

>>212174495
Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1WJo90Xht8

>>212174502
My dad fell offa roofand broke his back when I was a baby, got workers comp and government subsidised housing so not all bad

>>212174495
animal factory

>>212174533
>>212174548
no old shit

>>212174466
Most intelligent Christian (which is to say: thick)

>>212174512
least illiterate retard
>>212174529
cos he would have revealed if he had a second son
scripture clearly says god's only son

>>212174401
It's just tragic when they're that decrepit they can barely see over the steering wheel, let alone where the front of the car is
And they get insured for about £300 a year while it would cost me a grand to get insured on an M4 when I'm 30 and in the top 0.01 of human capability

JEWISH GIRLS

Sven GORAN Belgiansson

>>212174566
neck yourself

why do you let diego wind you up so much? you realise its completely fruitless right?
spend your energy on something else for your own sake

agnosticism is correct

>>212174575
ok thats good

>>212174567
hs?

>>212174579
this look drives my dick crazy

got my niggers in a knot

>>212174566
Old films mog new films

>>212174594
we indulge him week after week because he'd have nothing otherwise
consider it a form of caring

>>212174625
pseud cope

yeah bet the ovals are bouncing around in the gherkin lounge

>>212174595
>a person who believes that nothing is known or can be known of the existence or nature of God.
I think it's true that we don't know for certain whether God exists or not. Maybe in the future, with greater technology and greater knowledge, we might be able to determine once and for all whether God exists.

>>212174612
black hair and eyeliner it works every time

>>212174594
We're giving him a purpose. You licking his arse doesn't do anything for him at all. Go get him a girlfriend you bore.

>I drive an Audi/BMW/Merc
Means literally nothing, unless it's a top spec of an executive model or an RS/M/AMG nobody cares
Next man driving a 330e is driving a nu-Mondeo and an A3 is just a golf

>>212174481
>vote Reform
>get another 1 million Based Christian CivNat Nigerians
No thanks

Shall be voting Homeland

>>212174625
trvke

>>212174240
Quite looking forward to Overmono playing desu

gobful of ginger ale down the gullet lads

>>212174638
cope, you try desperateoy to win arguments against him and never do

yeah? chiefing those potent clickums in hyde park are they?

Eating spanians kebabs

>>212174481
not voting anymore me. whoever you vote will bring in millions of poo coloured barbarians so what's the point

>>212174685
how so?

>>212174666
gm x

>>212174579
pale girls are so peng, meanwhile english girls slather themselves in fake tan to look like lumps of shit meanwhile desert queens embrace pale kino

lads... the cronem... they're killas and goons...

I'm voting for Retard UK because they'll cause a currency crisis and my non-UK equities will soar in sterling value

>>212174648
did you ever imagine this would one day be your life? seriously man, it’s not too late get a grip before this place ruins your life. the day is coming, believe me. I know your life wasn’t like this before so why are like this now?

>>212174532
quite, filled with labour where i live
>>212174555
not good, not terrible

got the windows closed to contain my smell

>>212174724
this stupid mf keeps saying "meanwhile"

i'm all about the money
fuck everything else lol

im all about the mummy

yuo can never defeat homealone a she is an idea not a person
>>212174783
hs?

left or right

White zoomer american men have become the most valuable basketball players

i have opps at home bargains

>>212174791
>fat, slovenly lardarse
>malnourished insect
not much of choice is it lad

>>212174685
Deary me diego, couldn't make it more obvious

what happens here?

>>212174846

?

>>212174859
Well it's a lot nicer than Glasgow of the Seven Seas

>>212174859
glasgow of the seven seas calls it an english island

The real Diego hasn't posted here in years

The name's James Bond. James Bond.

>>212174859
Never you mind.

>>212174791
billoid
i'm a racist who likes big tits, you see

>>212174902
...prefer not to say

>>212174664
Finance and Pakis have killed the prestige of those cars anyway.

Runts should be driving 2003 Vauxhalls

screaming and crying and fucking my own feet

I Am Tired – Taking a Little Break

>>212174961
never heard of them

>>212174960
wat

>>212174902
?

The real Mousey hasn't posted here in years

sick 'im janny

>>212174933
looking like a sexy milf at the age of 23

>>212174902
yh it's just spaki impersonating him

The real Spainchad hasn't posted here in years

FUCKING SCREAMING

you lads get any games in the steam sale?

>>212174859
it's where pirates go to do heroin

seasideMARK is live down sandford lane 6 pint in only it’s Friday

>>212175027
crash bandicoot

got called "mister" by the teen cashier today

>>212175035
hope some cunt comes along and fills him in

The name's Schmo. Joe Schmo.

abba’s ‘dancing queen’ is reverberating heavy within the confines of the mind, the chorus on endless repeat

>>212175027
Clue Simulator 2025

>>212175027
Nah I'm already playing a game called Life. I got through the first bits of the game easily but now I'm stuck on a section. Feels like I'm just going round in circles and getting nowhere with it. Also the rules of the game feel a bit fucked up, it feels a bit like it's rigged.

grown balding man farting under the covers in his childhood bedroom.

>>212175079
bad luck ddddd

In my grotty little incel hovel while the non-freaks are out having the time of their lives

kek

>>212174944
At least you can appreciate that a Merc SL500 or an M4 CS is an impressive car regardless of finance or whatever, they're extremely high end pieces of engineering.
Deano's 118d or Chantelle's 1.4 Audi Q3 are just tragic

>>212175185
PETER CAPALDI NO DONT SAY IT

>>212175185
>>212175223
what's this normie shite referencing then

Not happy lads, not sad either just bored numb and hopeless. Really is nothing to be optimistic about or look forward to

for me it’s the porsche 944

>>212175241
haha cmon, chin up lad. stop moping lol

>>212175240
Shut up you sad little cunt

>>212175270
angry little man

having spicy halloumi and sultanas because the instructions told me so

>>212175241
just don't be sad mate

I honestly wanna cop a feeling of employed woman's boobs.

Well, are we getting the cans in?

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>>212175241
I'll be seeing Deftones this weekend, so I have that to look forward to.

>>212175300
imagine the smell

>>212175313
>>212175241

*crumbles under the tiniest bit of pressure*

>>212175333
>no Speer

>>212175343
Sometimes it's like fish.

>>212175339
THE WAVES
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOU IN
AND YOU DROWN

get.
it.
made.

>>212175362
3 U-turns in a month, that's Diego numbers

>>212175374
He didn't write any books. Also he was simply an opportunist.

>>212175349
sage advice from deano

>>212175241
what about meeting christ?

get it fucking made already!

>>212175426
yes he did
lots of interesting anecdotes about hitler as an individual come directly from speer's memoirs

>>212175420
?

>>212175515
Those are his memoirs trying to make himself look good.

>>212175474
what do you think about carley rae jepsen?

it status: unmade

On /britfeel/ and brit/pol/ everyone competes to make the new thread, here people just don't give a fuck

the last /brit/

>>212175620
>>212175620
>>212175620
>>212175620
Novus

Let it be

>>212175362
well he doesnt have a spine so its unsurprising

New
>>212175646
>>212175646

>>212175605
babe

>>212175626
>/britfeel/ and brit/pol/
we should not try to emulate those gurgling freaks