Thread 212175620

Emperor Julian edition

I'd love to shag employed woman, I'm not saying I wouldn't feel a massive amount of regret the second I came, but I'm horny enough to want to properly go to town on her arsehole

fgsfds

>>212175639
Corr imagine the smell

>>212175626
new-makers are rightly looked down on as attention whores, you're basically as bad as heatherfreak

vgghh
the jvlio-clavdian-hitleran dynasty we were robbed of
vgh for fvcks sake lads

been chatting to this bint but i can't shake the feeling she's a mossad agent

one time I was trying to figure out where my parents hid my DS and I found a bunch of books called stuff like "Caring for the 'Special' Child" and "The 'Difficult' Child: A Roadmap"

>>212175639
did he deliberately blow himself up with his own grenade?

Yanks completely oblivious to the fact that we can actually buy AC units but we choose not to. They think they don't exist in europe at all.

>>212175723
>3littleschoolteens

>>212175727
it do be like that

>>212175723
link yo just alice

>>212175727
whites get abortions at the lowest rates by far

>>212175760
window ac doesn't count

>>212175781
1>5>2>4>3

>>212175791
I don't even know what that is

Sat in the garden with dogberg eating chicken wings and blasting music on the Alexa

Dogberg very happy as well as I’m feeding her the bones x

>>212175760
In a lot of Italian cities it's illegal to install them on older buildings because it ruins the external appearance.
Also having a lot of AC in built up urban areas actually makes the area hotter and more humid, and noisy.

>>212175786
pornography isnt sinful now?

>>212175826
?

Nobhead next door is blasting out his gay pop music while feeding his mangy dog KFC. State of them

another weekend to be wasted

>>212175786
watching trafficked eastern europeans doesn't seem very christian

is yank-brit AC debate *the* most boring argument in existence?

I'm more and more convinced Hitler was the prophet of a new Aryan religion.

>>212175838
what's got you confused?

>>212175846
...yh

>>212175845
another way of saying girth

>>212175754
he's one of those mid-asian russians. they never told him what grenades do they just showed him how to pull the pin when getting captured.

Based
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0l406gpydgo

>>212175868
no it's the weekly repeat of the same arguments deegs samefags himself with

brits have to vent their portable AC out a window but they can't open their windows all the way

brits love complaining about how awful their summer is because their houses aren't designed to withstand it and all that shit - conveniently leaving out the fact that it literally only lasts like a week LOL
we endure 30+ daily for literal months on end with a smile

what is Harvey Price's favourite thing to put on his pizza?
his elbows

>>212175878
how you could possibly think i wrote something that would entail porn not being sinful "now"
>>212175908
let me tell you 40 degrees in sydney is as bearable as 30 in london
t. been both in those degrees

>>212175908
your 33 is like our 25 albeit

>>212175908
>with a smile
Fake Aussie

>>212175908
I love Australians. I will visit your home one day without warning

I'm going to bed if the temperature/air con debate ramps up
absolute snooze tier this

>>212175842
I don’t have neighbours I live in the countryside and the wings are from an independent bossman x

>>212175909
screabimh

>>212175908
you're evolutionarily adapted to it

>>212175845
bizarre face, do brits really settle for this

>>212175894
not necessarily, i've got a pencil dick but its high-density

>>212175923
why are you asking for links to pornography, aren't you christian?

>>212175923
>>212175931
i'm not saying it isn't worse you're just sooks for complaining so much when its all over within a week anyway

just got compared to a summers day in greggs

>>212175982
she is american

>>212175985
girls prefer girth
its whats she means

>>212175987
>nooo if you become a christian you will never ever sin again
>>212175989
tbf i do have some sympathy for that take we brits are a whiny lot
however moaning about the weather is also how we bond with each other

>>212175908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaWrkBo0t1o

>>212175959
miss him like you wouldn't believe

how do you increase girth haha?
...asking for someone

>>212176018
hes gay

>>212175947
how can you sleep without air con

the cost of an air con unit, including the operation cost, just simply dont make it worth it

business idea: zionism but specifically for asian fanny

>>212176033
silicone implants

the poster formally known as diego

>>212176033
inverted jelqing

>>212176008
You say that but I've seen a lot of Shane Diesel's scenes and the women all seem bored or just in pain, while Chris Strokes always makes them dripping wet and spasming.

>>212176036
fuark next you'll tell me the pope's a catholic

>>212175846
Lol the handcuff

>>212176042
same way I sleep every night
stick xfm on and close my eyes

>>212176011
there's a difference between never sinning again and actively seeking out sinful material though, isn't there
you are actively choosing to betray christ. is it worth it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bK_jgcpO0Q

mark down sandford lane
you? sat in your smelly bedroom

>>212176033
eat more

>>212176060
what girth's that then?

>>212176033
backwards wanking

>>212176043
Lmao imagine being this povvo, costs like 25p an hour to run mine

>>212176078
>actively seeking out sinful material
by this logic just being here is already that sin
ofc it's not worth it to betray christ i dont deny my sinful ways and desperate need for god's grace

>>212176079
he looks lonely

Sucking a solero

>>212176089
Shane Diesel is like a pint can, while Chris Strokes is 8 inches but thin like a carrot. Also Strokes is a fag and doesn't even enjoy it.

>>212175781
3>5>1>2>4

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/constantine-dobrowolski-nazi-spy-mi6-blaise-metreweli-b2778104.html

There's a strong division in the NatSoc movement between the ZOG types (generally former Gehlen Orgn, SD and Wehrmacht officers who only saw National Socialism as anti-communism and gave up after 1945 by throwing in their lot with America) and real National Socialists like Otto Ernst Remer and William Luther Pierce who regarded Christianity and capitalism as the greater menace (rightly so).

feeling kissy~

This tobacco vape doesn't taste like tobacco at all. Tastes like a dogs arsehole. Tricked again by those dastardly Chinese.

sat in my armchair smoking a pipe and flicking through my gay porn encyclopaedia

>>212176067
Imagine how different life is when you look like this and not a grim incel ghoul

>>212176079
fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>212176159
>Also Strokes is a fag and doesn't even enjoy it.
unlike you, who does enjoy it

mad how much a minor scale makes me feel depressed

>>212176159
strokes is still way girthier than avg bloke tho
girls care about girth
literally will never see a girl creaming on a thin dick

>>212176122
ah so you're already sinning, who cares about a little more anyway?
>ofc it's not worth it to betray christ i dont deny my sinful ways and desperate need for god's grace
right. except you don't seem to be making any effort to change your ways. you're perfectly satisfied and not at all ashamed to be indulging in pornography and who knows what else to your heart's content

>>212176189
got an ai upscaled 8k torrent of bratty boy beatdown in the ol' bittorrent me

>>212176186
get a proper fag down ya throat

chips in the air fryer
chicken madras bubbling away nicely
yeah
it curry and chips night
take your boiled root vegetables and shove em up your arse

>>212176237
Boyfriend is working late tonight. Will do once he gets home x

>>212175901
will she be implement the same in Britain?

No, just defending Infinity Jeets

>>212176218
OK but he is long which is the point. Shane Diesel is average length but fat like an aubergine and the women he fucks aren't impressed.

The lads

>>212176249
obsessed with deano culture aren't you

>>212176136
corr yeah? x

unc post in full throttle this thread

>>212176234
not what i said i just said your logic is incoherent because u should complaina bout me being on 4chan not someone else posting porn
>right. except you don't seem to be making any effort to change your ways. you're perfectly satisfied and not at all ashamed to be indulging in pornography and who knows what else to your heart's content
mad how illiterate you atheists are
utterly wild
i can write "the sky is blue" and you will go on about how i called the sea purple

>>212176267
am brian

>>212176267
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial, can you say the same?

Just going to stop responding to any calls, texts, WhatsApps or emails

kurva anyatok

>>212176218
He's not going to like this picture...

never measured the girth and I don't want to know
it's about my index and middle finger together

In the mood to drink beers and watch old Big Brother

SABBY C

>>212176313
whoever could you mean?!

>>212176314
oh dear...

>>212176314
Just know mine if the size of if I put my index finger into my thumb knuckle and make an okay sign

HUNNY S

Sabrina Carpenter stuns for Paris Fashion Week.

>>212176353
>4.8x4.2"
my cock twin is that little speccy asian bloke

>>212176288
>because u should (not) complaina bout someone else posting porn
i shouldn't complain about you seeking out pornography? why not? why are you shifting the blame for your actions again?

I'll make you cum with this finger

>>212176369
>M

>>212176330
>>212176369

>>212176330
stupid whore

>>212176384
no one's is that small lad
come off it

>>212176384
plenty you can do with your hands and tongue lad x

learning about astrophysics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tChNGA9NLM

Shaved
Exfoliated
Moisturised

everyone I know works in finance or "tech" just shuffling big piles of money between one another but producing nothing. why doesn't britain make anything anymore? oh well, at least I get to skim a sizable portion off the pile for myself haha

I am a girl !!

>>212176437
Based

considering buying a new face towel. Cheers for reading x

>>212176384
christ

>>212176444
whole world is burning down if you haven't noticed

>>212176445
No you're not. Grow up.

>>212176389
dear lord
i did not seek out pornography except in the sense of posting on 4chan in general
why you think it is permissible for me to post on 4chan but then if i see someone post porno suddenly it's wrong lol

Clean shaven. Always.

BALTIMORA

mamma mia

>>212176471
my hormone levels say otherwise hehe

>>212176384
https://youtu.be/vJ5pDK5b4ag?si=JJvoQUZvB0f8hj3I

>>212176467
doesn't seem that way in zone 1

>>212176476
4chan has other uses besides masturbation, clearly not for you though. keep coping, keep sinning.

>put BBC One on
> murder of young black boy
>strip search of young black girl
>black people in every shot of sympathy or voice of reason role
Yh, this country is gone

>>212176515
yes cos i spent the day just mastubating... how braindead and illiterate ar eyou atheists really

>>212176521
>listen to state propaganda
>it's state propaganda
country gone is it? that it then? country gone because state propaganda talked about the biomass? yeah?
grow up

that jewish chicken hag is popping on my youtube after you kept posting her here
she should burn in a holocaust

>>212176536
she should just stick to the pasty white bitch look and stop trying to pull off the tan line funk dancing girl

>>212176536
why's she walking towards the camera?

anyone got that gif of the chad saying "just don't worry about it mate"

>He reportedly signed off letters to his Nazi superiors with "Heil Hitler" and said he "personally" took part in "the extermination of the Jews".

HH
LTSI

>>212176575
no sorry

you ever set aside an entire day just for wanking?

>>212176560
You're mad

>>212176575
yeah

>>212176566
nasty little incel

How do people wear those boxer shorts and not boxer briefs or trunks? Do they just walk around all day with their cock and balls flopping all over the place?
What's the point in them? Just a second, smaller pair of trousers under the ones you've got on?

>>212176544
you pretend you don't see a single difference between pornography being posted in a thread by somebody else, and you actively asking for the source of the pornography so you can get more of it. you're seething, coping and all of the rest

>>212176595
and you're a massive pussy

i hate how /brit/ is downstream of other internet culture nowadays. every gimmick comes from twitter or /britfeel/. even spaino just rehashes shite from twitter these days.

Chinese is first to be expected but we're not second, mad that

>>212176624
Enjoy your nigerian descendants

>>212176614
not an incel, it's just dumb to try to be what you're not, let the actual brown girls do brown girl things

>>212176589
No worries mate

>>212176609
Share it then, go on! Post it!!!!

we're a thread of strangers

>>212176650
because it's native speakers

>>212175620 (OP)
the entire country of japan gets less tourists than
paris
london
nyc

>>212176594
not since halcyon uni days
dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt, sing like nobody's listening and goon like a fucking retard

>>212176623
no
what i said and called you out for was acting as if 4chan is actually a place of virtue except for some spontaneous post of porn which then suddenly dragged me into sin
as if this whole site is not a denizen of sin
and a large part of why i rarely post here anymore and even this year most fridays i have not even bothered coming here

>>212176672
stranglers, even.

>>212176706
but you're here 14 hours a day though?

>>212176706
cope

homer going WHY YOU LITTLE and grangling bart

average american recipe be like: take 1 cup sugar, put it in a zip lock bag, add a cup of oil and microwave it

>>212176675
>In 2024, Japan experienced a record-breaking year for tourism, welcoming 36.87 million international visitors
>In 2024, London welcomed an estimated 30 million tourists
>In 2024, the Paris Region welcomed a total of 48.7 million tourists
>In 2024, New York City welcomed approximately 64.5 million visitors
FALSE

>>212176705
>>212174821

>>212176616
Mini is just knickers

playing elite dangerous x

>>212176616
bf loves me in a jock strap

>>212176731
project on
>>212176738
hs?

>>212176744
and an entire block of cream cheese

>>212176298
The globohomists

14 hours a day? In /britfeel/ the regulars are there 16 hours a day

>>212176750
also what i find strange is how most of the tourists come from other parts of asia

average british recipe be like: place the frozen brown thing on a baking tray for 20-30 minutes at 180c

I'd absolutely thrive in a studio flat
fridge AND toilet a few meters from where I shitpost from? corrrr imagine

>>212176827
nobody cares what happens in britfeel, go back there

We need about the superior thread to /brit/, /britfeel/

>>212176856
It's kino, lad x

>>212176855
kek

mad to think england is hotter than brazil rn

>>212176832
Yeah, dead strange that people get tourists from countries near them *rolls eyes and nods towards the rest of the thread as if to say "check out this daft yank"*

What's that fucking bitch Ruby Granger doing right now?

>>212176827
yet the posting rate is slow
grim

>>212176856
it's great

/britfeel/ moggs this thread so hard

Yellow biomass is cool and all that because they are orderly and quiet and the birds have childlike features yea? Wow the orient woah

>>212176899
Being stretched by a homeless congoid

>>212176750
nyc is probably counting "tourists" from other parts of US

>>212176066
pope's also gay

/britfeel/ cock up /brit/ fanny

>>212176856
all courtesy of the british taxpayer it lush

>>212176904
wasn't asking for your opinion though so if you'd kindly...

>>212176897
i was just looking at stuff and honestly i picked japan and eastern taiwan for my trip instead of a tour around the uk. i just hate sterile traveling if i am gonna go to the uk i wanna fight someone in a pub

>>212176965
dum diddily done him

Hey hey....
Just one more...
And I'll walk away
All the everything you want
Turns to nothing today...

>>212176904
ummm where do you sleep?

>>212176965
american opinions are the only ones that matter
simple as that

Every weeb is a nonce and not a cool one with swag like Epstein more of a greasy sweaty balding evil FREAK

>>212176937
>The final numbers for 2023 reached 62.2 million visitors—11.6 million international and 50.6 domestic.
TRUE

its true tbf epstein DID have swag

>>212176856
yeah was perfectly happy in my studio. you don't need more than a living space, bedroom and bathroom but alas when I moved in with gfberg she needs more space for her pointless shite

>>212176319
https://youtu.be/NwdUBrvvu-I?si=3kFGxx4avHkrLkiM

Virgins anonymous

>>212177024
true say

_ _ _ _ the disabled

>>212177024
agreed when it comes to grown men but you weren't ensouled if you never had an anime phase as a teenager btw

>>212177086
help

rorke pulling up on his opp at the home bargains carpark

>>212177086
rizz

i just hate the idea of sterile traveling uk. the only place in the uk i wanna see is york and hadrians wall. the only real place i would look forward to visiting in europe is czech republic because kcd 1 and 2

>>212176965
fantastic post

>>212177117
feels like having one of these old beamers is the quintessential young european shagger experience

>>212177117
i'm screaming and jumping around is this real or a sketch

>>212177117
screeching
from the thumbnail I thought it'd be that short lad with aura

>>212177117
Who is rorke

based daddy trump

>>212177142
what's sterile travelling?

Rorke keeping his old phone in a draw because he doesn't want the government to get his "data".
Leftypol keeping his old phone to shove up his arse and make calls to himself.

>>212177086
open

>>212177142
do you want to see mali? I heard they're much more developed

rape the fucking pubs

lahore drip

CORRRRRRR

>>212177178
Mental how much he wants to make are nation great again

my parcel has left china

abso lying if you say you wouldn't cherish him for life

This has been a bad day for Deegs
Brain fog brought on by his lack of mates and therefore nobody to go to Glastonbury with

>>212177187
the idea of staying in a resort and doing fancy things or staying in tourist only areas
>>212177209
the funny thing is that i almost got to visit Kenya for a church group thing but covid happened and i lost my faith in the catholic church.

>>212177178
his best week as pres easily

dont have any ops
get on with everyone me

GOODBYE RUBY TUESDAY

>>212177236
dildo is it

I'm going to lose my virginity to a prostitute tonight

>>212177246
can tell there's an unbelievable jaw under that blurry tiktok face filter

Did the shut-incel brag about eating frozen food?

cute and lovely british men?

>>212177292
Who could hang a name on you?

>>212177292
Would kill myself if I did this

>>212177259
nobody comes here to stay in a resort surely. spend a day or two per city

>>212177292
how much is he charging?

>>212177268
Nice pic

Strangling

>>212177259
>resort
yeah fucking steer clear of anything like that in the uk. best would be decent bed and breakfast hotels or campervan

>>212177322
my aunt wants to stay in the fanciest hotels and just do rich london girl stuff. i just wanna visit the london museums and see the british country side

>>212177292
:(

Disgusted by this fat slob on at glasto

not transphobic but i really don't find hunter schafer fit at all

in metaphysics divine things are considered not as the subject of the science, but as the principle of the subject
i think atheists would do well to reflect on this

>>212177350
i hate to say it as much as i like old British culture and stuff i am glad i picked japan and taiwan over britian

welp this was my last ever chance to attend glastonbury as a person in my twenties. now all I can do is attend as a haggard thirty year old that the other attendees point and laugh at.

>>212177361
i like a woman you can grab onto something

>>212177305
What?
>>212177311
Why?

>>212177361
is this lola young

she's such a fucking munter

Been to brothels in south america where you just walk around and pick the one you want for like $30-40. Would never use a hooker in the US or UK

just became gay just now

>>212177418
Never a frown with golden brown

>>212177388
i might go to syndey thought because i made a friend from Australia while playing minecraft

I'm so messed up I'm at the point where I want my mum to walk in and catch me looking at the deepfakes I made of her

>>212177429
>Would never use a hooker in the US or UK
Why not, price?

>>212177356
london has the purpose-built attractions but the north is better. you should do chester, liverpool, the lake district, york

>>212177410
want furio's shirt
always the best fits him

>>212177426
bingo! here, feel ill some more

>>212177292
imagine paying to fuck a prostitute
not only that, but doing it as your first sex experience

oof

would like to make it clear that she is indeed a fat revolting slag the sopranopost was just too fitting to not include

>>212177388
i can't know obviously but i imagine the uk would be mostly underwhelming for an outsider. japan, china, even a tour of europe all seem more exciting. there are nice parts of britain but they're like the shire in lotr

>>212177454
>the deepfakes I made of her

>>212177454
Why've you done that then?

Dominos? Ordered it mate

>>212177356
thats like 2 stops on the same train

>>212177466
honestly this may sound cringe but this movie made me like british culture

this burger is certainly a piece of work isn't he

>>212177478
Better than being an incel like you pedro

the 'der

>>212177356
she fit?

>>212177498
>>212177534
this may sound stupid but i would rather visit just the czech republic and areas of the former austria hungry

Blacked and Blacked Raw

>>212177462
Yea and the legality part here makes it more dangerous than doing it in thirdie shitholes. same reason I'd never touch coke here in the USA

>>212177507
because I have decent pics of her big chest and the ai makes them so floppy and bouncy it makes me insane cum

>>212177292
how old are you?

>>212177551
the projection is immaculate
go deep in that thang big boy, i'm sure it'll be great for her!!!!

En Vogue on now, would rather shag each of these despite them being black and about 50.

>>212177561
mate have some self respect and buy some better fag clothes not that amazon basics reddit femboy shit

>>212177361
song of the summer

>>212177576
she is a gold digger who got her money from cheating on her husbands

>>212177616
>>212177616
>>212177616

>>212177561
lads at your local warehouse having a scream lol

>>212176288
Mad how thick Christians are. You claim there's a God but you've never proven the existence of this God.

>>212177561
>8 pound socks of amazon
those wont last a week
also kys

>>212177178
>>212177260
what did he do

>>212177601
34

>>212177755
yeah fair enough

>>212177667
Mad how thick Atheists are. You claim there's no god but you've never proven the inexistence of this god.