Thread 212175949

Why do Americans eat like they are in a dystopic science fiction show?

>>212175949 (OP)
Lunchables are a scam

>>212175949 (OP)
>Is that heckin CHARCUTERIE........For KIDS???!?!!!!!?!
>THIS IS HECKIN 1984!!!!!

>>212175949 (OP)
Have you seen how many Blade Runner ASMRs there are? Burgerlards unironically yearn for the cyberpunk dystopia. You tell mutts that eating lunchables is the same as eating dystopia food and they'll go out and buy a closet-full right now.

>>212175949 (OP)
Japs literally eat spam.

Anyways lunchable is just processed meat, cheese and cracker, its not really that dystopic. If you put it on a wooden board with a nice presentation at a party nobody would say anything.

>>212175949 (OP)
Friday night and you're making multiple threads about a country you don't live in >>212175573

>>212176214
boiling

>>212176150
>nobody would say anything
They'd think it though

cheap-ass bitch serving me crappy cold cuts when there's a whole universe of good ham out there

>>212175949 (OP)
we eat great over here

>>212175949 (OP)
If these existed in japan youtubers would take about it being some hidden gem snack

>>212175949 (OP)
It’s just crackers with ham and cheese you fucking retarded fuckingnigger.

>>212176372
>2004

>>212176439
>OMG GUYS YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS ADORABLE GAS STATION LUNCH FROM SEVENU ELEVENU IT'S CALLED THE LUNCHUABUR AND IT'S SO HECKIN KAWAIIII

because its a fake plastic country full of fake plastic ppl so they tasteless and crap food

>asians will literally buy all their food exclusively in plastic containers like this, which they then proceed to nuke in their microwaves for 10 minutes so the plastic melts nicely on top of their 'food' and dont see a problem
>but this is dystopian

>>212178703
that or make scorching hot ramen soup in the foam cups

>>212175949 (OP)
it's actually the price
that slop is 5 dollars so it's way overpriced

>>212176081

Better to eat boiled eggs and raw salads than duck bowel and pig brains.

>fellow amerisharts coping up a storm ITT to justify nutrition-free enriched white flour with folic acid, 80% saltwater content mystery meat with nitrate preservatives, and plastic "cheese" product that doesn't melt being fed to literal children
>instead of demanding better from the corpos that are poisoning us
This is why we'll never get anywhere.

>>212175949 (OP)
You can/could get them here, the ham smelt like farts

>>212179095
>t. got bullied by lunchable chads

>>212179253
Bodied that freak

>>212179253
Yesh, just keep shitposting while the country continues to get fatter, dumber, and more diseased every year.

>>212179172
Nasty little runt, aren't you?

>>212175949 (OP)
No one likes lunchables besides snot nosed kids who beg their parents to buy it for them because they have some sort of weird attraction to them

>>212176372
sovl

>>212179438
You have so much hate in your heart.

>>212176372
>$4.99 All-star special
WE WERE ONCE A PROPER COUNTRY

>>212176372
>raisin bread

YUCH...stupid puritan cult freaks

I would definitely dive into the hashbrown menu THOUGH

>>212179095
What the fuck is up with nitrate preservatives? Good on you for bringing it up anon.

>>212176081
>china
Don't they eat eggs boiled in schoolboy piss for 24 hours?

>>212179894
I'd eat ones made in schoolgirl piss

>>212179954
Do you like dong yang anon?

>>212175949 (OP)
>crackers, cheese and sliced ham
>dystopian science fiction show
Why are euros so snotty and pretentious?

>>212175949 (OP)
>goyslop >:(
>goyslop, Japan :)

>>212180038
Can you get through the day with something like that, wouldn't it be nicer to have a nutritious lunch made by a loving parent? Imagine the joy of having a homemade luch made by your wife for work, switch that situation with her giving you a packet of premade goyslop, which would make you happier?

>>212180305
I used to drink a can of Dr Pepper and eat a Kinder Bueno for lunch every day at school, it doesn't really matter either way to me. Food is food.

>>212180038
>>212180305
Can you guys kiss?

>>212180305
If your wife gave me a nutritious blowjob

>>212176081
chinks eat duck fetuses
squids eat rotten cabbage
and japs eat raw fish

idiots

>>212176092
Have you ever jumped to avoid falling? It's like that.

>>212176372
fug

>>212176372
>Texas Cheesesteak is $6.55
Texas Cheesesteak is about $9 today. Wow times have changed.

>>212176081
a couple times a week I’ll just eat a simple sandwich with ham, cheese and mayo (cereal bread though), it’s quite good and quick to make, maybe chinese people can afford to spend an hour cooking lunch every day idk

>>212176081
>see people making fun of "white people" thing
>it's actually just an american thing
>every single time
i'm so tired of being lumped in with these dysgenic mongrels

>>212180382
And yet here you are, spending your days among the unloved and unobtrusive refuse of society, fishing for jolts of dopamine from abrasive comments. Look around and see what kind of people you break bread with, is it just a queer hobby of yours, to come here to see how the lesser forms of humanity spend their days, or is this where you belong with the ones who didn't get enough care and attention as a child? Maybe if your parents did give you a bit more than a sugary drink and chocolate of dreadful quality, you'd have grown into a more stable and confident adult who doesn't use up their friday night posting in bait threads by schizofrenic finns, o algo.

>>212181782
Too many words just say nigger

>>212181119
yeah this is the worst

>>212182192
woah not so fast fingol

>>212181119
Alien species

>>212176372
whats a fiesta omelet

>>212176372
>no sharing
???

>>212182466
It’s like an omelette with tomatoes, jalapeños, onions, and cheese. It’s pretty good actually.

>>212175949 (OP)
They're for small children

>>212182558
You cant just order one drink with free refills and pass it around

>>212182811
but the no sharing note is for food, not drinks

>>212175949 (OP)
Why are people so obsessed about what americans snack on? I've seen your food, you eat some absolute slop yourselves.

>>212175949 (OP)
Grim

>>212180305
How do european children survive on nothing but a kinder egg for lunch?!

>>212181119
Americans will literally buy ready-made frozen sandwiches rather than just taking a minute to prepare a sandwich fresh themselves

>>212183672
why bother when this exists

>>212183672
What’s wrong with uncrustables, Nigel?

>>212183705
crispy in 60 microwave time

>>212183705
I can make that in 5 minutes and it'll taste much better

>>212176150
Spam is delicious, fight me.

>>212175949 (OP)
>today
lmao those were already a thing here when I was in school and I'm in my 30s

I don’t know what that is, i ate just cooked food in the school cafeteria every day. And it was great, our cooks were awesome, even though the alpha female of the group was a biker that sexually harassed every young boy when we played football shirtless on the backyard grassfield

>>212181119
this

>>212182558
>>212182948
In America, obesity is enforced by law. You WILL order the All-Star Special and you WILL finish the entire thing by yourself.

>>212185789
Was she pretty?

>>212182558
>sharing
Are you a commie?

>>212186419
Butch dyke short haired straight woman, so no

>>212183543
Don't Americans shit talk what British people eat? "Beans for breakfast is diabolical" is a common phrase Americans use online

>>212175949 (OP)
Because we are in a dystopic science fiction show.

>>212186657
Didn't they only start using "diabolical" after that shitty super hero show?

NEED a Royal Four for dinner

>>212187023
That's a fairly small amount of Burger King for the average sized person, I'd say

>>212175949 (OP)
Lunchables are tasty, and I would probably buy them in adulthood if they weren't so overpriced for what they are.

>>212181119
you're welcome btw

AH FUCK, you assholes made me realize I forgot to get hazel nut chocolate uncrustables to put in the freezer, now I gotta door dash some

>>212183672
American life is fast-paced for no real reason. Unless your parents make you breakfast or something they're throwing something pre-made in your lunch box and out the door you go.

It's crackers and cheese. It's not really a big deal. Did you know there is a whole world outside if you open your bedroom door? You can go in it and do stuff, you might even find a girl that likes you if you could stop thinking and posting about America for just a few seconds of your life.

>>212176004
>little snacks arranged in a plastic box, japan
uwuw bento-san~~~
>little snacks arranged in a plastic box, america
This is literally like a vision of hell

>>212175949 (OP)
Hey how about I draw my nutsack across your face?

>>212178977
>>212179894
>quick out of the gate in defense of white solidarity

>>212182336
>>212183672
>as soon as someone suggests it's really just Americans, immediately backstabs them
kek

>>212187023
Uber based. This is food for a king. I never understood why you euros eat little portions and shit at those fancy restaurants like 40 bucks for some piece of crap

>>212176150
>Japs literally eat spam
Why wouldn't they? Shit is scrumdiddlyumptious and tastes so much better when there isn't a massive faggot bitching how it's gross